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Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Parents Post The Ridiculous Reasons Their Kids Refuse To Eat Their Food (40 Pics)

I am more bothered by the eyes peering through the strawberries

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 1 month ago

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

this is what I think about the refrigerator in the office break room

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked What People Are Doing While Bored In Quarantine And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Answers

I have had an unopened bottle of syrup since 1999 and plan on being buried with it

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

welcome to America

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

35 People Who Are Beyond Bored While Having To Stay At Home

Never! Really?? And you came to conclusion all by yourself? Have a gold star.

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

remember a book from years go titled "Due to Lack of Interest Tomorrow Has Been Cancelled"

Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

You do have the choice not to read or listen to it.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

You do have the choice not to read or listen to it.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

Or better yet, the bus doesn't have to stop.

There-Should-Be-A-Law-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

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Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

Turns Out, UPS Drivers Have A Facebook Group About Dogs They Meet On Their Routes, And It Will Make Your Day (New Pics)

nothing like a 200 lb leaner dog

I Created A Charity Calendar That Showcases The Pure Joy Of Dads Dancing And Having Fun (12 Pics)

nice extension on the Dad in the back

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 5 months ago

UPS-Drivers-Meets-Animals-Dogs

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 6 months ago

Brits Try To Guess How Much US Healthcare Costs, React With Great Surprise When They Hear The Real Prices

sadly the people with guns seem to enjoy being screwed by the rich

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

Everyone who did not know chickens have earlobes raise their hand.

30 Times People Saw Beds With Such Threatening Auras They Just Had To Share

he sees you when you're sleeping

Abbey Impson • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

Dad Takes Photos Of Himself And His Daughter Sitting On The Couch Since 2007, He Looks Better In Each One

this is the internet....you know you can't just ignore something that doesn't interest you. you must let the world know your time was wasted

These 3rd Graders Have Some Questions For God And It's Hilarious

thought the same thing

Dad Takes Photos Of Himself And His Daughter Sitting On The Couch Since 2007, He Looks Better In Each One

this is the internet....you know you can't just ignore something that doesn't interest you. you must let the world know your time was wasted

New York Bans Unvaccinated Children From Going To School And Their Anti-Vaxx Parents Are Furious

and just how many of the adults that are protesting this decision were vaccinated as children??? conservative estimate says nearly all of them.

30 Americans Respond To 'What's The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?'

he is being serious....in the US we are conditioned to be grateful for not having to pay $1000s for medical care

50 Students Shame Their Schools On The Worst Designs Ever

that seems threatening

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Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 8 months ago

36 Parents That Took Care Of Poor Strangers And Changed Their Lives Forever

A "come to Jesus talk" is just a figure of speech meaning a face reality talk, it doesn't usually have anything to do with religion.

Meet The Harpy Eagle, A Bird So Big, Some People Think It's A Person In A Costume

Looks like leaked on set photos from a Donnie Darko sequel. All joking aside though, what an amazing creature! I’d love to have one as a friend. (Well, I sure wouldn’t want one for an enemy.)

36 Parents That Took Care Of Poor Strangers And Changed Their Lives Forever

A "come to Jesus talk" is just a figure of speech meaning a face reality talk, it doesn't usually have anything to do with religion.

Meet The Harpy Eagle, A Bird So Big, Some People Think It's A Person In A Costume

Looks like leaked on set photos from a Donnie Darko sequel. All joking aside though, what an amazing creature! I’d love to have one as a friend. (Well, I sure wouldn’t want one for an enemy.)

My 36 Illustrations Show What's Wrong With Our Society

at least there would be intelligence...

American Girl Living In Germany Post Things She Finds Unintentionally Funny And Here Are 42 Of The Best

A lot of languages don't use the indefinite article when stating one's profession. I am doctor, I am mechanic, I am teacher. English is the odd language out in that regard.

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Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Times People Witnessed Slightly Annoying Things And Just Had To Share

okay that's all well and good but can we give a shout out to the Clampetts there in front of everyone

Bride Refuses To Give Up Her Dream Wedding Venue For Sister’s Shotgun Wedding, So Her Family Turns Against Her

more things should be settled in the Thunderdome...two men enter one man leaves! or women as the case may be :)

Abbey Impson • commented on 7 posts 10 months ago

30 Adults Share Basic Life Skills That They Failed To Learn

I've been able to fold them since I was about 10 and I consider it my super power

30 Adults Share Basic Life Skills That They Failed To Learn

comedienne Sarah Millican (sp) refers to is as "front and swizzle"

30 Adults Share Basic Life Skills That They Failed To Learn

I've been able to fold them since I was about 10 and I consider it my super power

30 Adults Share Basic Life Skills That They Failed To Learn

comedienne Sarah Millican (sp) refers to is as "front and swizzle"

40 People Who Witnessed Other Parents Being Total Jerks And Just Had To Share

and that is what the adult is for....to tell the child to not climb on the memorial

30 Pictures Of Animals Who Escaped The Horror Of A Fur Farm And Now Live Happily At Sanctuaries

I'd never wear his fur but could I at least get a snuggle in? He looks so soft.

Rabbi Reminds The World About Mr. Rogers’ “Radical Theology” In Viral Twitter Thread

I still believe the world started to fall apart the day we lost Mr. Rogers

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

funny thing....a lot of the folks that can't stand disrespect of the flag are usually showing it disrespect since it states in the the US Code that the flag should not adorn clothing, any receptacle, etc

27 Weird But Interesting Facts About Words That You Probably Didn't Know

I know several

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Abbey Impson • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Someone has a little pp

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Someone has a little pp

This Teenager Got A Perfect Shot Of His 16 Dachshunds After A Friend Told Him It's Impawsible

We shouldnt breed anymore humans... same goes, adopt dont reproduce. We are also the worst species lol

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Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

Parents Post The Ridiculous Reasons Their Kids Refuse To Eat Their Food (40 Pics)

I am more bothered by the eyes peering through the strawberries

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 1 month ago

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

this is what I think about the refrigerator in the office break room

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asked What People Are Doing While Bored In Quarantine And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Answers

I have had an unopened bottle of syrup since 1999 and plan on being buried with it

After Panic Buyers Left, These 39 Things Were Untouched At Supermarkets

welcome to America

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 Times Parents Were Surprised By The Mind Of Their 7-Year-Old

remember a book from years go titled "Due to Lack of Interest Tomorrow Has Been Cancelled"

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

Turns Out, UPS Drivers Have A Facebook Group About Dogs They Meet On Their Routes, And It Will Make Your Day (New Pics)

nothing like a 200 lb leaner dog

I Created A Charity Calendar That Showcases The Pure Joy Of Dads Dancing And Having Fun (12 Pics)

nice extension on the Dad in the back

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 6 months ago

Brits Try To Guess How Much US Healthcare Costs, React With Great Surprise When They Hear The Real Prices

sadly the people with guns seem to enjoy being screwed by the rich

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

Everyone who did not know chickens have earlobes raise their hand.

30 Times People Saw Beds With Such Threatening Auras They Just Had To Share

he sees you when you're sleeping

Abbey Impson • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

Dad Takes Photos Of Himself And His Daughter Sitting On The Couch Since 2007, He Looks Better In Each One

this is the internet....you know you can't just ignore something that doesn't interest you. you must let the world know your time was wasted

These 3rd Graders Have Some Questions For God And It's Hilarious

thought the same thing

35 Times Tall People Hilariously Overshadowed Short People

also the egg substitute is higher up in the cartons....maybe that is what she wanted

35 Times Tall People Hilariously Overshadowed Short People

we are ignoring the fact there is a fooseball game in the gym?

New York Bans Unvaccinated Children From Going To School And Their Anti-Vaxx Parents Are Furious

and just how many of the adults that are protesting this decision were vaccinated as children??? conservative estimate says nearly all of them.

30 Americans Respond To 'What's The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?'

he is being serious....in the US we are conditioned to be grateful for not having to pay $1000s for medical care

50 Students Shame Their Schools On The Worst Designs Ever

that seems threatening

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

50 Times People Witnessed Slightly Annoying Things And Just Had To Share

okay that's all well and good but can we give a shout out to the Clampetts there in front of everyone

Bride Refuses To Give Up Her Dream Wedding Venue For Sister’s Shotgun Wedding, So Her Family Turns Against Her

more things should be settled in the Thunderdome...two men enter one man leaves! or women as the case may be :)

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 10 months ago

30 Adults Share Basic Life Skills That They Failed To Learn

I've been able to fold them since I was about 10 and I consider it my super power

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

35 People Who Are Beyond Bored While Having To Stay At Home

Never! Really?? And you came to conclusion all by yourself? Have a gold star.

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

You do have the choice not to read or listen to it.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

Or better yet, the bus doesn't have to stop.

There-Should-Be-A-Law-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 5 months ago

UPS-Drivers-Meets-Animals-Dogs

Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 8 months ago

36 Parents That Took Care Of Poor Strangers And Changed Their Lives Forever

A "come to Jesus talk" is just a figure of speech meaning a face reality talk, it doesn't usually have anything to do with religion.

Meet The Harpy Eagle, A Bird So Big, Some People Think It's A Person In A Costume

Looks like leaked on set photos from a Donnie Darko sequel. All joking aside though, what an amazing creature! I’d love to have one as a friend. (Well, I sure wouldn’t want one for an enemy.)

My 36 Illustrations Show What's Wrong With Our Society

at least there would be intelligence...

American Girl Living In Germany Post Things She Finds Unintentionally Funny And Here Are 42 Of The Best

A lot of languages don't use the indefinite article when stating one's profession. I am doctor, I am mechanic, I am teacher. English is the odd language out in that regard.

Abbey Impson • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Someone has a little pp

This Teenager Got A Perfect Shot Of His 16 Dachshunds After A Friend Told Him It's Impawsible

We shouldnt breed anymore humans... same goes, adopt dont reproduce. We are also the worst species lol

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 11 months ago

Someone Uses Military As An Argument To Insult LGBTQ, Gets Shut Down With 16 Responses

Homophobes are people who hate the idea of guys sucking each others' dicks but have nearly broken their backs trying to suck their own.

Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 12 months ago

35 Of The Funniest Memes From Trump's Visit To The U.K.

YOU DON’T INSULT THE BUNNY

30 Best Ways That Brits Responded To Trump’s Visits

No!! Don't do bad things to corgis!

Trump Visit UK Response

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 1 year ago

30 Times People Used 3D Printers And Created Brilliant Stuff

I think her toes might need to also be X-rayed. Ijs

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