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Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Finest Memes And Reactions To Netflix’s “Stranger Things” Season 4

it was the 80's...none of our parents knew where we were or what we were doing

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

40 Of The Stupidest Names People Have Encountered That Made Them Wonder "What The Parents Were Thinking"

Juan and Jtwo (pronounced hwan and htwo)

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50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

Bin caught stealing?

Person Exposes 22 Sinister Supermarket Tactics They Use Everyday That You Might Not Know About

I use it because I don't want to interact with anyone and do any small talk. Also, most lines with a cashier are long and/or customers have full carts, and not many people in line for the self-checkout, so the self-checkout process is often quicker since you're not waiting on others to finish.

50 Hilarious Examples Of Pets Being Caught Red-Pawed When Stealing Food (New Pics)

Bin caught stealing?

Person Exposes 22 Sinister Supermarket Tactics They Use Everyday That You Might Not Know About

This Facebook Page Reduces Clickbait Articles To A Single Line, And Here Are 35 Times It Did Just That (New Pics)

Singing (for some people) can also speed up the spread of headaches in their immediate vicinity :P

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Is it on backwards?

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Abbey Impson • commented on a post 3 months ago

30 Delusional People Leaving Horrible Reviews For Restaurants, As Shared In This Online Group

I see someone sitting down to eat with a baby possum I am gonna ask to join them and maybe buy some shakes for the table

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

35 Architects Who Did Not Think Their Projects Through, Shared On This Twitter Page

Blurred Lines by Robin Bricke

50 ‘Not Common Facts’ Shared By This Instagram Page With 7.2M Followers

Correction: People who have money enough to spend it on vacation is more relaxed and happy.

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 4 months ago

Employee Asks For Legal Advice After Having Restaurant Door Cut To Get Out Of Work After Boss Forbids Them To Call 911

see folks we do not have a shortage of people willing to work just a shortage of people willing to work for complete d*cks

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

People Name 24 Capitalist Scams To Show How Dystopian Our Society Has Become

eyes too

40 Times People Found Such Ridiculous Real Estate Photos, They Just Had To Shame Them In This Online Group

yeah and they used the heads asa decorative urn

Abbey Impson • upvoted 4 items 5 months ago

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Anti-Capitalist

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Abbey Impson • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

50 Times People Got What They Deserved As Shared In ‘Justice Served’ Online Group

was wearing one of hert-shirts just yesterday. sparks a great conversation

30 People Are Sharing "Street Smarts" Everybody Should Know

advice I got a while ago....hard parts to soft places. headbutt, fingers to that notch in the neck, that kind of stuff

50 Times People Got What They Deserved As Shared In ‘Justice Served’ Online Group

was wearing one of hert-shirts just yesterday. sparks a great conversation

30 People Are Sharing "Street Smarts" Everybody Should Know

advice I got a while ago....hard parts to soft places. headbutt, fingers to that notch in the neck, that kind of stuff

50 Posts That Are Funny But Also Hit You With The Sad Reality (New Pics)

Uno is a bloodsport in my family.. He would not survive.

This Instagram Account Collects Terrible Real Estate Pics, And Here's 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

if Stanley Kubrik was an interior decorator

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Abbey Impson • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago

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Lived in DC and now in downtown Miami so I've gotten used to tourists and don't really mind them. One incident does still stick in my craw. 8:30 am. Dupont Circle station. I need to put 20 cents on my fare card. An entire troupe of boyscouts are at all of the machines trying to figure them out like it's some sort of complicated puzzle. They were spread out throughout the entire room so that there wasn't a single open machine. I almost killed children that day. If you go to DC and are going to ride the metro and don't want to piss off locals: If you have a big group, don't go during rush hour. If you can't figure out the machines, just use one. Stand on the goddamn right on the escalator. Let people off before you get on. Don't talk to me.