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Abbey Impson • commented on a post 5 days ago

40 Ridiculous And Toxic Requests These Women Received From Their Exes

we must have the same ex....would always suggest I go blonde. nothing against blondes but I would look absolutely wretched as a blonde.

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Derpiest Cats Caught On Camera (New Pics)

yes...well mine does

Abbey Impson • commented on 4 posts 3 weeks ago

29 Popular Things That Everyone Pretends To Enjoy, As Shared By People In This Online Group

I am one of the early morning freaks and I love that I am out there alone....but trust me I know I am a big freak

50 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh, Then Cry

as someone that gets chastised for every PTO request I learned it is not worth the harassment and I envy people that can take time off

29 Popular Things That Everyone Pretends To Enjoy, As Shared By People In This Online Group

I am one of the early morning freaks and I love that I am out there alone....but trust me I know I am a big freak

50 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh, Then Cry

as someone that gets chastised for every PTO request I learned it is not worth the harassment and I envy people that can take time off

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most "Chaotic Good" Actions They've Seen (50 Pics)

but legal to carry around a sword

This Online Group Shares Products That Made People Say "Of Course That's A Thing" (New Pics)

was gonna say; as a dancer I went through many of these

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Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Collecting Makeup Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

“Mom can we get David Bowie?” Mom: “We have David Bowie at home” David Bowie at home

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats' "Murder Mittens" And Here Are Their 40 Best Pics (New Pics)

my guess; Abyssinian

Abbey Impson • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

People Online Share Foods They Thought Were “Fancy” As Kids But Not As Adults (35 Foods)

Tastykake is world above Hostess any day of the week

50 Of The Cutest Dog Pics That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

my guess would be something in the mastiff family....possibly Italian (Fang from Harry Potter movies)

People Online Share Foods They Thought Were “Fancy” As Kids But Not As Adults (35 Foods)

Tastykake is world above Hostess any day of the week

50 Of The Cutest Dog Pics That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

my guess would be something in the mastiff family....possibly Italian (Fang from Harry Potter movies)

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

took it to college in 91 and it finally dies 2 years ago

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Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

"Data Is Beautiful": 30 Charts That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Off topic, but the colors here are just so pretty!

40 ‘Cool Guides’ People Shared On This Group That Contain Information They Don’t Teach At School (New Pics)

Do not believe the so called “trusting” one, we all know it’s a trap.

Abbey Impson • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

35 Of The Internet's Funniest Responses To Facebook Outage

do we care?

35 People Who Wanted To Look So Tough, They Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves Completely

well he does state he lives in Texas so who knows

35 Of The Internet's Funniest Responses To Facebook Outage

do we care?

35 People Who Wanted To Look So Tough, They Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves Completely

well he does state he lives in Texas so who knows

People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

in our house it was "wild rutabagas"...mom and dad used to go out at night and catch them.

People On This Group Are Sharing Examples Of 'Urban Hell' That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (40 New Pics)

this is affectionately referred to as "Spaghetti Junction"

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

I have crappy knife skills and that jar is a permanent fixture in my home

35 People Are Sharing Clever Tips That Could One Day Save Your Life

the phrase I learned....hard parts to soft places

This Group Is Dedicated To Things That Only Happen In Europe, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Ones

as an American I support this

30 Things People Would Buy If They Had The Money For It

I don't even need early retirement; I just want to know I don't have work until the day I die

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Abbey Impson • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

This Woman Shares Her Bold Points About Stuff Women Have To Deal With, And Here Are Her 20 Best Posts

they have worked on a male form of the pill but they balk at the side effects ignoring the pages and pages of side effects that are possible with the pill women take

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot....yes the movie is as bad as you think it will be

This Woman Shares Her Bold Points About Stuff Women Have To Deal With, And Here Are Her 20 Best Posts

they have worked on a male form of the pill but they balk at the side effects ignoring the pages and pages of side effects that are possible with the pill women take

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot....yes the movie is as bad as you think it will be

People Are Sharing Their Weird Family Things That They Only Realized Were Not Normal Later In Life (35 Answers)

when something is no longer forbidden it isn't a big deal.

40 Times People Struggled To Use The Correct Words And It Resulted In These Hilarious Mishaps

see the "lip tickle" above

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Abbey Impson • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

40 Ignorant And Disrespectful Things People Witnessed American Tourists Doing In Other Countries

same type that has been extolling the virtues of the confederate side of the Civil War

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I want to know how long does it take for the skin to revert back to normal

40 Ignorant And Disrespectful Things People Witnessed American Tourists Doing In Other Countries

same type that has been extolling the virtues of the confederate side of the Civil War

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I want to know how long does it take for the skin to revert back to normal

Millennials Online Are Sharing The Worst Advice And Pearls Of Wisdom They’ve Heard From Baby Boomers And These Are 35 Of The Most Questionable Ones

I more vacation time than I can use. what I don't have is the money to go on vacation

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Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

30 Times Hospital Food Was So Bad, People Just Had To Shame It Online

albeit ridiculously bland this does at least look edible which is more than you can say for the other entries

50 Times People Didn't Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Sewing Community

I want this in white for a my wedding dress...not engaged; not dating, just want the dress for my non-existent wedding

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 Weird Animal Photos That “Cannot Be Explained”

kitty is probably pissed because of the bag (I use one for cat transport) and the headphones may be playing soft ambient sounds as to block out the loud noises of the subway. its a snapshot of one moment....so quick to assume the worse

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 7 months ago

Abandoned As A Baby Due To Albinism, Xueli Grew Up To Become A Vogue Model (30 Pics)

the eyes closed is possibly due to the harshness of the lights and flashes.....due to the lack of melanin their eyes are extremely sensitive and of ten suffer visual difficulties

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 8 months ago

This Shar Pei Is Tricking People On The Internet Into Thinking He's A Scrunched-Up Blanket (53 Pics)

sharpeis grow into their wrinkles

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

28 Brilliant Comebacks People Had To These Dumb Reasons Why Some People Don't Want The Minimum Wage Raised In The US

I'm really struggling with how packing boxes is more "skilled" labour than working as a fry cook.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Advertising Fails

I bet it was all men 😅

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 9 months ago

30 People Compare Healthcare In The US Vs. Other Countries, Say The US Has A Lot To Learn

you spelled GREED wrong

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 10 months ago

"Humans Are Metal": This Online Group Celebrates People That Are Real-Life Heroes (50 Pics)

they did

Abbey Impson • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Pandas, Post A Picture Of When You Got Your Pet And Now (Closed)

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

Museums Are Hilariously Battling Over Who Has The Best Bum Exhibit (39 Pics)

or is he just happy to see you (had to do it )

People Share Things They Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth When They Were Kids (30 Tweets)

my mom got a bottle every year for Christmas

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Abbey Impson • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Pandas, Post A Picture Of When You Got Your Pet And Now (Closed)

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 5 days ago

40 Ridiculous And Toxic Requests These Women Received From Their Exes

we must have the same ex....would always suggest I go blonde. nothing against blondes but I would look absolutely wretched as a blonde.

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Derpiest Cats Caught On Camera (New Pics)

yes...well mine does

Abbey Impson • commented on 4 posts 3 weeks ago

29 Popular Things That Everyone Pretends To Enjoy, As Shared By People In This Online Group

I am one of the early morning freaks and I love that I am out there alone....but trust me I know I am a big freak

50 Work-Related Memes From This Insta Account To Make You Laugh, Then Cry

as someone that gets chastised for every PTO request I learned it is not worth the harassment and I envy people that can take time off

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most "Chaotic Good" Actions They've Seen (50 Pics)

but legal to carry around a sword

This Online Group Shares Products That Made People Say "Of Course That's A Thing" (New Pics)

was gonna say; as a dancer I went through many of these

Abbey Impson • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Posting Pics Of Cats' "Murder Mittens" And Here Are Their 40 Best Pics (New Pics)

my guess; Abyssinian

Abbey Impson • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

People Online Share Foods They Thought Were “Fancy” As Kids But Not As Adults (35 Foods)

Tastykake is world above Hostess any day of the week

50 Of The Cutest Dog Pics That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

my guess would be something in the mastiff family....possibly Italian (Fang from Harry Potter movies)

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

took it to college in 91 and it finally dies 2 years ago

Abbey Impson • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

35 Of The Internet's Funniest Responses To Facebook Outage

do we care?

35 People Who Wanted To Look So Tough, They Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves Completely

well he does state he lives in Texas so who knows

People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers

in our house it was "wild rutabagas"...mom and dad used to go out at night and catch them.

People On This Group Are Sharing Examples Of 'Urban Hell' That Look Like A Dystopian Movie But Are Sadly Real (40 New Pics)

this is affectionately referred to as "Spaghetti Junction"

"Kitchen Confidential": Restaurant Workers Reveal Industry Secrets In 50 Honest Posts

I have crappy knife skills and that jar is a permanent fixture in my home

35 People Are Sharing Clever Tips That Could One Day Save Your Life

the phrase I learned....hard parts to soft places

This Group Is Dedicated To Things That Only Happen In Europe, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Ones

as an American I support this

30 Things People Would Buy If They Had The Money For It

I don't even need early retirement; I just want to know I don't have work until the day I die

Abbey Impson • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

This Woman Shares Her Bold Points About Stuff Women Have To Deal With, And Here Are Her 20 Best Posts

they have worked on a male form of the pill but they balk at the side effects ignoring the pages and pages of side effects that are possible with the pill women take

People Answer What Movies Get Wrong About Real Life And Here's 50 Of Their Spot-On Observations

Stop or My Mom Will Shoot....yes the movie is as bad as you think it will be

Abbey Impson • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Collecting Makeup Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

“Mom can we get David Bowie?” Mom: “We have David Bowie at home” David Bowie at home

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

"Data Is Beautiful": 30 Charts That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Off topic, but the colors here are just so pretty!

40 ‘Cool Guides’ People Shared On This Group That Contain Information They Don’t Teach At School (New Pics)

Do not believe the so called “trusting” one, we all know it’s a trap.

Abbey Impson • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

28 Brilliant Comebacks People Had To These Dumb Reasons Why Some People Don't Want The Minimum Wage Raised In The US

I'm really struggling with how packing boxes is more "skilled" labour than working as a fry cook.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Advertising Fails

I bet it was all men 😅

Abbey Impson • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

35 People Who Are Beyond Bored While Having To Stay At Home

Never! Really?? And you came to conclusion all by yourself? Have a gold star.

People Aren’t Losing Their Sense Of Humor During The Coronapocalypse And Here’s 30 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)

Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

You do have the choice not to read or listen to it.

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

Or better yet, the bus doesn't have to stop.

There-Should-Be-A-Law-Tweets-Jimmy-Fallon

UPS-Drivers-Meets-Animals-Dogs

Abbey Impson • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago

36 Parents That Took Care Of Poor Strangers And Changed Their Lives Forever

A "come to Jesus talk" is just a figure of speech meaning a face reality talk, it doesn't usually have anything to do with religion.

Meet The Harpy Eagle, A Bird So Big, Some People Think It's A Person In A Costume

Looks like leaked on set photos from a Donnie Darko sequel. All joking aside though, what an amazing creature! I’d love to have one as a friend. (Well, I sure wouldn’t want one for an enemy.)

My 36 Illustrations Show What's Wrong With Our Society

at least there would be intelligence...

American Girl Living In Germany Post Things She Finds Unintentionally Funny And Here Are 42 Of The Best

A lot of languages don't use the indefinite article when stating one's profession. I am doctor, I am mechanic, I am teacher. English is the odd language out in that regard.

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Basically, you could replace the text to any of these with "I'm such an insecure tw*t, I need validation from a T-shirt"

30 Times People Were Trying Too Hard To Look Cool With Their ‘Badass’ T-Shirts

Someone has a little pp

This Teenager Got A Perfect Shot Of His 16 Dachshunds After A Friend Told Him It's Impawsible

We shouldnt breed anymore humans... same goes, adopt dont reproduce. We are also the worst species lol

Someone Uses Military As An Argument To Insult LGBTQ, Gets Shut Down With 16 Responses

Homophobes are people who hate the idea of guys sucking each others' dicks but have nearly broken their backs trying to suck their own.

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