People Have A Hunch That These 30 Predictions Might Come True In The New Year Of 2025

I'll give it a couple of days. At most!

I suspect (and hope) that you're right. It has become clear the they are mostly in the employ of major brands. I also believe that the age of 'influencer' is coming to an end. Partly because of this.

Unfortunately this is possible

This conspiracy theory has been around for a long time. I doubt the number of people needed to stay silent for this to actually be reality would be impossible.

Records seem to making a comeback!

And will the world be a cleaner place?

Godzilla vs. Capitalsaurus

Never happen. Trump is too enchanted by the idea that he's shoppin like a billionaire, shoppin like a billionaire

But we have to actually do things in the world. Protest, bother your congress people, etc. I will admit that it all seems rather impotent though… Guillotines? Or just on a street…

The world will always need plumbers and electricians. It would get along just fine and probably improve without Wall Street traders and overpaid C suite executives.

Well, the reason is usually pretty straightforward when this occurs...

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Trump dies from brain aneurism on McDonalds toilet after woofing down 30 McRib's and half a dozen shamrock shakes. (How did he get them? Executive order forcing McDonalds to bring them back for him and him alone) Rather than announce his death, a weekend at bernies-esque series of escapades will follow for several weeks, Alec Baldwin will be tapped for speaking engagements and "accidently" shoot Jared.....lawsuits will follow, and JD Vance will eventually be sworn in, and immediately caught f*****g the couch in the oval office, with a pillow tucked betwixt his a*s cheeks....and be sued for sexually assaulting furniture.

An iPhone 17 virtually indistinguishable from an iPhone 16 or even an iPhone 15?

The fact that Jowling Kowling fell down the most heinous TERF rabbit hole imaginable and people still consume that wizard stuff like there's no tomorrow makes this statement very improbable. (Get the downvotes flowing, I had to say that.)

"That's a man, Clem. Wearin' TIGHTS."

Vague at best.

Why does this sound very pointed?

Trump would never have a pet (that isn’t a Republican he’s intimidated).

Hawk Tua more likely on Fox and Friends

I love how this is a checklist

But, Channing Tatum IS bi...

RFK run over by a tanker carrying raw milk would be very fitting.

The rats are plaguing my chook pen at the moment. I'm in southern Western Australia.

The bicycle sounds good but only if car driver’s don’t aim for us. We can also hope that the local library still has books after the banning fad subsides.

Hopefully

J-lo will marry Jim Carey, Taylor swift transforms to a quarterback and Janet Jackson starts a you tube knitting channel

No! Not Jennifer Coolidge!

How about drumpf goes kafkaesque and turns into the cockroach he actually is?

And yet, no one remembers Will Forte...

Fusion reactors have been 5 years away for the last 40 years. Yes, a successful test that generated more energy than was put in happened in 2024, but being able to actually use that energy has not happened.

Deja vu. A rerun of 2020, just when we have the same/same kind of imbeciles running the government? Guess we’ll have another lockdown and more lost jobs, then end 2025 about a million down in population.

What. Uh, no?

Ahh Dianne

Okay, so I’m familiar with all of these and the only one I disagree with is Chance doing shít at a Diddy party.

Mmmm. Is announcing you're trans a gender reveal party for adults?

No need..

I enjoy the sandwiching of the actual issue. We are fúcked.

Oh, delicious sarcasm

Well, Hitler and Trump did.

Putin is "disappeared".

Sigh....i can't wait for crypto to crash and burn. People who had "100's of millions" of crypto dollars will lose everything, having bought everything on credit because "it's gonna go up forever" and they'll be forced to find real jobs for the first time at age 36. I'd say that would make a hilarious reality show, but i really don't want them to continue to get money for doing absolutely nothing of value.

Still not my year. Poop.

And supporting rapists!

Ugh