2023 is here and staying for at least 300 more days. With this in mind, we have to try and fulfill the New Year’s resolutions we created in the previous year. It’s important to have one, no matter how ridiculous or unrealistic the end result is and it seems like Twitter has a New Year’s resolution of its own — to be funny this year (for the first time ever).
It’s only natural for a company and a person to seek something new every year, but these ambitions have to be based on reality. As 2022 came to an end, people went to Twitter to create and share some of the funniest tweets, preparing for the upcoming year. They marked the end of the year with a laugh and started another one with some ridiculous goals, which they shared through a lot of relatable tweets.
So, if your resolution for this year is to catch up on the trending tweets on Twitter, you are in luck. We have compiled some of the best tweets that make fun of the resolutions we make every year. Found one that seems too close to yours? Upvote it. Also, share your own resolution for 2023 in the comments below.
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Oooh, like it. Aim high. First one I should be ok with, but must try harder with the trolleys.
This seems like a good idea... l think the girl of my dreams (me) would like to take a break from life, get better sleep, and eat doritos in bed while listening to sad music
My 9yo is just beginning the "Mom and Dad are the most embarrassing people on the planet" phase. This is going to be fun 😁
you know when someone huts you with a "K" and you have to stare at it like woah
my last two brain cells fighting against my urge to be alone, and my urge for attention
impossible >:D edit:: im queer so i was talking about me not her sorry for confusion lol
its cut off..?! no punchline for miette?!? oh! oh! jail! jail for one thousand years!
My 9yo recently decided that tacos are the perfect food because they can be adapted for any meal and any diet.
The trouble is to find even one freak who likes kissing headless roaches
Ingredients(for frosted stawrberry flavor): Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin B1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin B2 [riboflavin], folic acid), corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, soybean and palm oil (with TBHQ for freshness), sugar, bleached wheat flour. Contains 2% or less of wheat starch, salt, dried strawberries, dried pears, dried apples, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), citric acid, gelatin, modified wheat starch, yellow corn flour, caramel color, xanthan gum, cornstarch, turmeric extract color, soy lecithin, red 40, yellow 6, blue 1, color added.
I tidied up my table covered in craft projects, so I'm done. If anyone wants me I'll be back in bed having another dream about the secret agent with enhanced cyborg limbs and a bad attitude.
Mine is to save the earth and my few remaining braincells by not writing a resolution
Mine is to not stop taking my meds (for my thyroid; nothing life-threatening). I let the prescription expire, and the consequences were not good.
I tidied up my table covered in craft projects, so I'm done. If anyone wants me I'll be back in bed having another dream about the secret agent with enhanced cyborg limbs and a bad attitude.
Mine is to save the earth and my few remaining braincells by not writing a resolution
Mine is to not stop taking my meds (for my thyroid; nothing life-threatening). I let the prescription expire, and the consequences were not good.
