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A wrong number text is like an uninvited guest – you never know when it'll show up, and there’s little you can do to prevent it.

Sometimes, however, things take an unexpected turn, and this unasked text can turn into too many tales. Imagine a parallel world where anything can happen, now multiply these scenarios by quantum possibilities, and pick a random one and there you have it– a tale of mistaken identity to be shared on this corner of Reddit.

Welcome to the “Wrong Number” subreddit which boasts an impressive collection of some of the funniest, weirdest, most wholesome, and anything-in-between texts exchanged by complete strangers. And when you're done, check out our previous post with more funny texts!

#1

I'm Going With You!

I'm Going With You!

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Caro Caro
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Japan and authentic tacos .....

Headless Roach
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't possibly get more authentic than this.

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Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure Japan is known for their tacos and margaritas.

Lainie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That last sentence really sounds creepy, fr.

Alditekim
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Godzilla opening taco stand?

Quitethedilemma
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no she's spiralled down another rabbit hole. Alice needs to watch where she's going and who she's dialling

M Kawai
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Authentic tacos and margaritas!

Shyla Bouche
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend took her nine year old daughter to a motel with a rotary phone. The kid couldn't figure out why, when she put her finger in the hole to press the number, nothing happened.

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    #2

    I'm Not The Principal

    I'm Not The Principal

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My suggestion; be a parent and just say NO. Worked for me.

    Max
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My suggestion is to also try to help with the kid's mental health. Video game 'addiction' is often a symptom of mental health problems - the kid is clinging to the things in their life they have the energy for that will make them feel less bad. That's what I was like as a teen. Once my mental health improved I became able to find happiness in a wider variety of things and wasn't just glued to video games all the time.

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    Diane the Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost 60, and I've been playing video games since the original Legend of Zelda. I don't plan on ever stopping. I have other hobbies, but games are my relaxation. Plus, they're fun.

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 46, but me too! Started on a Vic computer system when I was little and worked my way up. I've no intention of stopping, they relax me.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta help me, Principal Kane. I've tried nothin' and I'm all out of ideas.

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to interact with your child doing other activities that don't involve the internet. Go to the library, a park, painting class for both of you, a museum if you have access, go skating, to the pool, to a lake, or look for interesting sites and activities that cost less or are free. Unless you have the money to spend and then it opens up a whole new world of opportunities for fun. Do other activities when you can and when you can't be involved, have some independent activities for them, and lastly, just limit screen time.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had an issue with Mario and my DS as a kid, my mother just took it away during the week and gave it back at the weekend. Worked well, never had that issue again growing up.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have to add, she did that procedure for about 2 months.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stardew Valley. A prefect game for stressed students

    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes! stardew valley! my farm is doing good in the 6th year, i'm working on getting a cellar!

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s when you know to give up

    Danyelka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Call of duty" answeres all the comments that say you just have to say NO (and other parental tips).

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    #3

    My Husband's Response To A Wrong Number Text

    My Husband's Response To A Wrong Number Text

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... my inner magpie needs those sparkly glasses. Like NOw.

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    While wrong number texts may look like a fun and innocent thing to laugh about, Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN, warns that they may be a part of a sinister scam known as “smishing.”

    “The most important thing is not to click on any links in the text message that looks suspicious,” Markuson reminds everyone. They may contain malware. “By replying to the text, you can make it known to the scammer that the telephone number is active. The best thing you can do is ignore the text,” the cybersecurity expert told Bored Panda.

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    #4

    Thanks Papa Gary

    Thanks Papa Gary

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    Dennis Stanley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to go in the next collection of "Wholesome Texts" on BP.

    Lainie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no worries, it will be there. :)

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    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    t shirt that says "I ❤ PAPA GARY" in big letters

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness, this was so wholesome! Merry Christmas Papa Gary!

    #5

    I Don't Change Identities For Free... Lol. I Did Start Out Politely At Least

    I Don't Change Identities For Free... Lol. I Did Start Out Politely At Least

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp shop. 🤭

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you map out beforehand how the conversation is supposed to go "Is this Cara? Yes it certainly is..." and you get thrown a curveball it can really mess you up. In my work people sometimes start with "Excuse me" because they want me to do something for them, but when I reply "You are excused" the confusion is delicious and quite often ends the convo right there. One man said thank you, and drove off.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG thank you, I'm going to start doing this

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    Fransiscus Perdana Tarigan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ufff, that could be funny, if only, if only Susan got that

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan is either 10 or 85

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is like a Phone call i got they asked if the was the person they were trying to call. I said no i think you have the wrong number. Then they ask me if they were there. Like what are the chance you dial a wrong number and the person you want is stand right near the person on the other end.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has happened. But the chances are slim.

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one literally made me laugh out loud

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus this is like me. no matter where I live, my door is the one people come to when they can't find someone's apt. and they always QUESTION when I say "nope!" like I'm not sure if there may b a second secret person living in my apt w me

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    #6

    The Wrong Number LED To A Wholesome Experience

    The Wrong Number LED To A Wholesome Experience

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    Seb Benson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not crying, you're crying!

    “Victims first receive a very ordinary text message, something along the lines of ‘Let’s move the meeting to tomorrow morning.’” Markuson explained when asked how exactly scammers use the wrong number texts to scam people. Moreover, “The scammers first want to make sure that the phone number is active. They expect the victim to reply that this is the “‘wrong number.’”

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    After that, Markuson explained further, “they try to get to know their victim and ask a couple of questions to make the victim feel comfortable. But sooner or later, they try to persuade a person to invest in cryptocurrency, click on some links, or fill in a form.”

    #7

    I’m So Sorry If Any Of You Wake Up With S**t In Front Of Your Door

    I’m So Sorry If Any Of You Wake Up With S**t In Front Of Your Door

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The corn really made the comment

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fantastic! Can't take no for an answer, lol. Just do as you wish then and send me pics 🤪

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a wrong number phone call like this years ago. No matter how many times I told the ranting idiot on the other end that she had the wrong number, she wouldn't stop ranting. So I told her to do something anatomically impossible and there was dead silence at the other end.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the culprit was the guy in 4307.

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the full address? We also wanna see

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poop away. Fire in the hole!

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Dont like to me' lol. Seriously though, this is not 'normal' behaviour. Has to be something mentally wrong with them. Hope they get help. I get the frustration but when they got the number wrong , don't continue with all the cuss words. What if it went to a 10yr old. You never know.!

    SkinnyMini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing no cleaning deposit at their apartment complex

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    #8

    Girl Accidentally Gives Me The Wrong Phone Number

    Girl Accidentally Gives Me The Wrong Phone Number

    sephiralenden Report

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this post on Reddit, it was, in fact, accidental. After showing her this conversation, she sent the correct number.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: It was the right number, and she's claiming to be 12

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 12-yo got a money ask from Marjorie Taylor Green a couple years ago. We had to exorcize her phone.

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That accident might have been caused by intention

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    #9

    Tried To Get Everyone A Raise

    Tried To Get Everyone A Raise

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor jennifer so close yet so far

    Mona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bro! Or sis! or anything in between!

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you help a stranger! Excellent work!

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen similar wrong texts on Reddit and this is some kind of scam? All the scammers use the ‘I hope I didn’t disturb you’ and when you say no they try to continue the convos?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO CLOSE! That’s so heartbreaking!

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    In rare cases, scammers even try to form a deeper relationship with their victims and then ask for money. It’s important to mention that scammers tend to target particular people. Markuson argues that “they usually target people who have less advanced technological knowledge or cybersecurity awareness - such as elders.”

    #10

    Grape Juice Is Better

    Grape Juice Is Better

    ohutouchmytralala Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make it sparkling for a naughty twist

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raise you a sparkling with lime lemon and orange. Just pour grape jucie,coconut water slices of citrius and seltzer water and let it fuse for a few hours and you got mock sangria baby!

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    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one will make you regret. But which one?

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the regular grape juice. Too much sugar. Wine might have a lot too but at least it's fun.

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    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely tastes better.

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Grape juice is delicious! To bad it's hard to find in my country. And all our juice is in small containers like milk (one litre). Americans are lucky to have big containers of juice etc.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From concentrate!? Get out of here, you trashy person!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grape juice is so bland. Purple is always grape flavour in American stuff; they don't know that blackcurrant is where it's at for purple. They'd be blown away.

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    #11

    I Got One Today

    I Got One Today

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, just tell me where you live.

    Justaboredpotato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the land of potatoes, a place where only potatoes know how to access

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please come. I'm so lonely.

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me laugh insanely, for some reason...

    absolutechaos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah this has the potential to be creepy tho

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    #12

    How's The Factory?

    How's The Factory?

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped the os 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Carl. I dropped the os" That had me laughing!

    LadyAna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I'm finding these so funny!

    Carmen Honacker
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! "I dropped the os"

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you function without the os, Carl?

    AK to LV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped the 'os'!😂😂

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    “They also would try to target people who have more money, or on the contrary, lack money, so they are ready to do anything to earn some. However, most often, scammers target random people whose telephone numbers they can guess,” the cybersecurity expert explained.

    For anyone who’s wondering if it’s possible that your phone has been hacked when you receive a wrong number text, Markuson says that it’s probably not the case. “The hackers will not bother to send you messages if they have already hacked your phone and have access to your information,” he concluded.

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    #13

    Had A Little Fun

    Had A Little Fun

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legend says they never got the goat cheese

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... Dairy!! Ahem. Sorry. But that was a golden HIMYM opportunity and I couldn't resist

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    Allison B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. There's this local place near me that makes this amazing Herb de Provence goat cheese and its delicious. Sadly too expensive to get often. 😭

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry if it’s a stupid question but is ‘goat cheese’ the same as Norwegian brown cheese?

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    #14

    My Number Is On Some Real Estate Listing, Been Getting These Texts For Years

    My Number Is On Some Real Estate Listing, Been Getting These Texts For Years

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist it’s actually real and the first message is a cover-up

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get those real estate texts too…

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. They all call me Catherine and the property is I'm Chicago. I am not Catherine, have never been to Chicago. Received the texts for about 5 years now, had the same number for 25 years.

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    Randolph Croft
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2M in 20's would be about 100,000 bills weighing about 100kgs. Gonna need more than a briefcase.

    Sue Phillips
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made similar replies when I've gotten texts like this.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone number is one didgit off from a real estate place too, keep getting texts about "Anita avnue" if uve have this, i can relate

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these texts all the time. Or asking if my property at some address I never heard of is available to be sold? I never thought of getting creative like this person did, I just txt wrong # and block until they txt me from another #.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes me want to go to San Antonio bus station in a trench coat and red hat

    Leanna Krys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh, i get these texts all the time...tempted to start answering like this now

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    #15

    Is There A Scam Going On With Texts Like This? I’m Loving Them

    Is There A Scam Going On With Texts Like This? I’m Loving Them

    PeelEatShrimp Report

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Little Pony Ranch is freaking awesome! Hahaha 😁!

    Dekinnis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn u better watch out she’s gonna f**k you

    Random Toad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of psychopath has 250 unread messages

    Heather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad. He brings me his phone once in a while so I can make them go away.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! Those ponies are adorable though.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that ended surprisingly.

    Jessisaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my fave generation of MLP too!

    hi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would rather have my Little pony

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    #16

    Sorry, Gilberts

    Sorry, Gilberts

    Happy-Nature9089 Report

    Anne Cook
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s an Anne of Green Gables fan ❤️

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's eating you, Gilbert?

    Dawnieangel76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this example is playing off the stories of Anne of Green Gables. Her love interest & eventual husband is Gilbert.

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were to lose my memories, I wonder if I would like the name people told me or not LOL

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many Anne, Annie's and Alice's

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    #17

    Messing With Ms Lisa

    Messing With Ms Lisa

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the kids...

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, a father with humour and sarcasm can be devastating.

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    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure that was a joke to throw scammer off guard

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another ‘wrong message’ who looks like a typical scam

    #18

    I Like Spaghetti

    I Like Spaghetti

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i, too like spaghetti

    Blurryface
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me the garlic bread, I must have it. It is mine, the precious.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lifelong friendship was born this day

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sits in the middle of the platter, eats the meatballs, and drags the spaghetti all the way through the house* I feel tired now. *washes herself to sleep*

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    #19

    When A Random Person Sends You A Random Pic, It's Only Courteous To Send One Back

    When A Random Person Sends You A Random Pic, It's Only Courteous To Send One Back

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting for the sweet last line. You can have your fun AND say something nice!

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    #20

    Bruh What

    Bruh What

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    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to ask, assume you should. Get the health check Lachelle.

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the grammar is so confusing, idk whats going on

    BG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: One in six adults have herpes.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man what a bad day for Lachelle! I hope it all turned out ok.

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd need to have a follow-up message

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerry Springer, internet edition.

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    #21

    Best Wrong Number Text I've Ever Received

    Best Wrong Number Text I've Ever Received

    xUnbakedPiex Report

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's giving some serious side eye 👀... like what cha gonna do now hooman, lol.

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    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist it was actually them that did it and blamed it on the dog. Look at that dog's face showing the "you're dead to me" stare.

    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks like: "Watcha gonna do 'bout it?"

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he'll do it again if you don't hand over the bacon!

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    #22

    Who Was The Right Person? (I Know Not A Wrong Number)

    Who Was The Right Person? (I Know Not A Wrong Number)

    SILLYLILLEGS34 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a chance I may or may not be the right person; Tell me more

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they sending images of circus elephants eating people?

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called vore. Some people are into people getting eaten alive.

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    #23

    I Thought It Was Spam At First. Maybe I Came On A Little Strong?

    I Thought It Was Spam At First. Maybe I Came On A Little Strong?

    Unfair-Ad-6693 Report

    ThatBookGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing for two minutes Straight. Needs to be higher up!!

    Hannah Hilbig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YeAh PaTrIshA. SnItCheS GeT StItcHes.

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    #24

    On Today's Episode Of Scared Straight

    On Today's Episode Of Scared Straight

    berkeleyjake Report

    Hamster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For context, Taylor is calling out Selina as a scammer. This is a fairly common scam (tSelina hadn't gotten to the scam yet, Taylor was calling her out)

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love how even when people are texting back like smart a*s, people are still "sorry to have disturbed you!" 😂

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats funny is that selina did not reply after the last essage! lol

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    #25

    Never A Wrong Number If You Stay On The Offense

    Never A Wrong Number If You Stay On The Offense

    archebald_roughneck Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if they ever got out of nigeria

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They made him a prince and to this day he's still trying to get out

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s just a guy named Annie. lol . Scammer for sure. Love the response!

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    #26

    What A Bargain

    What A Bargain

    ReidyJnr Report

    Kim Charles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tingara heights isn't worth a can of tuna let alone a crunchie

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes indeed. Charlatans of real estate agents, too!

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    Brendan Hills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here it is. It looks pretty nice to me: :-D https://www.google.com/maps/place/17+Honeyeater+Pl,+Tingira+Heights+NSW+2290,+Australia/@-32.9902304,151.6738506,3a,75y,324.97h,92.32t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s0bVyKbRiT6JeGOu5MHITOw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x6b733d13b0ccda13:0xcf3de6bf0c7e2970!8m2!3d-32.9896837!4d151.6731867 Screenshot...b3-png.jpg Screenshot-2022-12-08-143753-6391f6cfc99b3-png.jpg

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be worth a whole case of tuna to live on a road called Honeyeater Place.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sold for $1 million in April 2022

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the person mis-dialing ran with the joke

    Helen Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that last message could have been legally binding?

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It drives me crazy how unprofessional some folks are. You're closing a six-figure deal and casually texting a number you haven't double-checked?

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhh I was hoping for a meet cute

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    #27

    Yikes Sarah

    Yikes Sarah

    LiamInvalid Report

    Phil Amylon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah over here playin chess.

    3 8 5 19 19 1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell her to involve the police. That's illegal. It also sounds like they're minors and recording and distributing sex tapes of minors is child pornography.

    Edward E. Edwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Chill out, Barney Fife ... they’re kids, doing dumb stuff. No need to ruin anyone’s life.

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    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh me, my daughter's name is Sarah and her ex-husband's name is Jake. Fortunately she's been out of school for some time now, lol.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah is making money from home.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one aggravates me because people do not realize legally this is a threat....

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    #28

    It’s Me Mario…

    It’s Me Mario…

    Goldenwork Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been great if the first person knew the reference!

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutelyl! My thoughts exactly, after their lol, I really hoped they were going to come through, but alas... no.

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it back... this is the best. GAME OVER!!!

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double reference is always better than a single one.

    Cé Vi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PFFFF... aucune video game culture

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    #29

    Was Told That People Here Would Love This

    Was Told That People Here Would Love This

    CrosxBoww Report

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it crazy I upped my brightness as well and also got scared? Even though I knew something was coming?

    K.A. Hansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upped my brightness to make sure that wasn't Prince. 😜

    #30

    Removed A Laugh From A Movie

    Removed A Laugh From A Movie

    HelloImugl Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what how do you do this i need to know

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do that while you're editing the movie.

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    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the guys in charge of the Mandela effect just called the wrong number........

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hit the de-laugh button on your remote. Everyone knows that!

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this WAAAAAY funnier than I think I shoulda

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You press mute button. There. The secret is out.

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    #31

    Omega Still Looking For White Boy More Than A Year Later

    Omega Still Looking For White Boy More Than A Year Later

    MoskvaSinkingEnjoyer Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend has it, the search for the elusive white boy continues to this day.

    Random Toad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I just typed in pretty much the same comment as you, sorry about that

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    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep scrolling, you'll find white boy. He's sending out nudes of cats 😂

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most wholesome search for, herbal remedies, I have ever seen. I hope he finds his white boy someday!

    Random Toad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And White Boy is still missing to this day...

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a drug deal

    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White boy is likely ... 'gang disappeared'

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    #32

    Wrong Number, Decided To Have Some Fun

    Wrong Number, Decided To Have Some Fun

    8LeggedSquirrel Report

    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the text bubbles and the background being grey is too much for my eyes 😅

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he also deals in pic-a-nic baskets?

    Everest Hernandez He/She/They
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the fun-ness of being colorblind, I can't see anything on that but a grey-ish black screen, will someone tell me what it says?

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    #33

    Breakup Advice From Not Danny

    Breakup Advice From Not Danny

    Rough-Definition1719 Report

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes advice from a stranger is good

    Russell Romick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 years ago a lady called my number thinking I was a family member. She lives in the US, me in Canada Her husband had died the week before, so I talked her through her tears of sadness fir 5 hours. Have been friends ever since. She needed a shoulder to cry on and in the absence of the right person, I filled in.

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    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SO MANY UNREAD TEXTS??

    #34

    Stop Hissing At The Yoga Instructor

    Stop Hissing At The Yoga Instructor

    liamduritz88 Report

    #35

    I’m In Between Jobs Right Now So This Could’ve Been Big

    I’m In Between Jobs Right Now So This Could’ve Been Big

    MasterpieceWaste23 Report

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should start texting random numbers and telling them if they don't pay me I will show up at their party?

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    #36

    Hail Satan (Not Mine But A Friend Got This Text)

    Hail Satan (Not Mine But A Friend Got This Text)

    CrispyBigToes Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my reply too when they ring. "Hello is that x"; "No you have the wrong number"; "what number is this?"; "What number did you dial"; "what number is this"; "no, you dialed the wrong one, tell me what number you're trying and I'll tell you it's wrong". etc etc. You messed up, I'm not going to tell your fat fingers exactly how.

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    #37

    Some Lady Texted Me About A Child

    Some Lady Texted Me About A Child

    ThatgothWitch2004 Report

    Zoe DiAnni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf a crotch goblin 😂😂

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crotch goblin, crotch demons...same annoying possessive things.

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it is a good idea to leave your ofspring with someone who refers to them "your kid", and not by name. Dono but it kind of send out some bad vipes about the engagement level of that person.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they leave the phone number on there as like an invitation to continue this?

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spawned. Spawned a crotch goblin.

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    #38

    Got A Random Text This Morning

    Got A Random Text This Morning

    Kingdog369 Report

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a scam. https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/wrong-number-text-scam-rcna39793

    Fierrochase4life
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scam alert lol-- I got the exact same text at one point

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text on the left was me when I had an opiate addiction 😆

    Jo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a text like that... Wigged me out so I sent a LOTR meme and explained it when they responded with confusion. Good times.

    #39

    Sometimes Telling Them They Have The Wrong Number Just Isn't Enough

    Sometimes Telling Them They Have The Wrong Number Just Isn't Enough

    AnAlienNamedAlvin Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is the elusive dandelion, discontinued and heartbreakingly replaced by the ridiculous bluetiful

    Falcon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange! Cause they say those are the healthiest crayons!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "favorite flavor of crayon," I love that 🤣

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great insult. I honestly laughed at it

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love periwinkle. It hasn't been discontinued you just have to buy the 64 count box.

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    #40

    Wrong Phone Number

    Wrong Phone Number

    jojo-822 , twitter.com Report

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For spaghetti I’ll do anything but I won’t do that.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone with such horrible English spell spaghetti correctly? I'm thinking has spell checker but not grammar checker.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow she found Romeo, what good luck! lmaoo

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta watch out for the baddy vibes!

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow spaghetti what an offer

    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'baddy vibes' ? Reading that made me feel like an old rich bat from Beverly Hills. I'm not.

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    #41

    I Feel Like A Bad Person…

    I Feel Like A Bad Person…

    IonasFinser Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “only one of us is coming back” ominous foreshadowing

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -jack sinks into sea- Nearrrr Faarrrrrr Whereeevvverrrr you arrree, I will stand in my hearrttt break, my hearrttt will go ooooonnnnnnnnnnn🎶

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    #42

    Wrong Number Chaos

    Wrong Number Chaos

    Marianeta Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn who knew possums were so savage

    Hamster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the Selena scam from earlier for context

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Feefees", hehehe! 😂

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escalated so quickly 😳 😬! Opossum is super cute!

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this person had a whole series of opossum replies at the ready. They must get scam texts a lot

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I officially have a new favorite animal.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made my day!

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    #43

    Wrong. Number

    Wrong. Number

    dmkern Report

    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God gave her the slow number.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text again an hour or so later, just to be sure.

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    #44

    New Work Phone Offers Brief Amusement

    New Work Phone Offers Brief Amusement

    Nacho_Sunbeam Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just usually look like that

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *climbs on Waddle's head* Everyone looks good when they have a kitten on their head.

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    #45

    I Thought This Was Funny

    I Thought This Was Funny

    brookeisshook Report

    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest cake recipe ever.i mixed them all in a bowl and when I baked them my house set on fire! 3 stars.

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to mention all the substitutes you used. Like vinegar for the salt, gun powder for the ice, etc. Please be more specific about how you did not follow this recipe, next time. /S

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a place for the body after we are done?

    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just all pause and take a look at the number of unread texts? Forget the grilling of the bodies. That person has 127 unread texts, and now I'll never get to sleep.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the kind of list Sam and Dean would need to put together in a hurry.

    Megan Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, are we all just going to ignore 127 unread texts? Allowing for the possibility that I am actually the one with a problem, what kind of person has 127 unread texts? You read them and then forget to respond. It is the way.

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to cook the corpse of you recently deceased ex....

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is making either weird flavored ice cream or very cold pickles. I'm thinking flavored pickles and they already have the cucumbers but the weird ice cream sounds like a bigger lol

    BG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifepro Tip: Text your grocery list to a random number so you'll have it handy.

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    #46

    Friend Sent Me This Today

    Friend Sent Me This Today

    CaptainJackpot3 Report

    Rodive95
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS WHITE BOY THAT OMEGA WAS LOOKING FOR

    Olive of the Meowls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAY WE FINALLY FOUND WHITE BOY! REJOICE!

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't expect White Boy to appear. Did Omega manage to find him? I feel like they haven't been able to meet...

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, we've located White Boy

    Booklover<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's white boy from the other one!!

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    #47

    If You Want To Play The Game, You Should Know The Rules

    If You Want To Play The Game, You Should Know The Rules

    berkeleyjake Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Euphemism central over here.

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten this text on my whatsapp a couple times. Always "Mr. ×××" and asking about playing golf and having a meeting, then saying they have the wrong #. They don't even ask for private info, so they're not technically scammers... wtf are they trying to accomplish?

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for valid active numbers that can then be added to databases and sold off to companies looking to spam. (sorry for the real answer, was gonna give a smartbutt one but figured you might want a real one, lol)

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    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows holes and balls, I'm sure.

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    #48

    A Nice Little Giggle For The Day

    A Nice Little Giggle For The Day

    chimchim66 Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know what the prank call about areolas entails!

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are your areolas running? well ya better go catch 'em! :)

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to Brandon for apparently knowing the difference between an areola and a nipple. Have seen many who did not.

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    #49

    My Name Is Not Kristin

    My Name Is Not Kristin

    Nicholas_Akira Report

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the video. He and another get caught walking through a yard and this one does the "act natural" pose 😂

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    #50

    The TV Text

    The TV Text

    Report

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's times like these I wish we had a shock button (like a inhumane shock collar) that would send the sender a small jolt to snap some reality into them, lol 😆, jk. Edited to correct my jk back from autocorrect changing it to just.

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    #51

    I Offered A Recipe

    I Offered A Recipe

    TigerTorakio Report

    Bamblez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like eating octopus because I know how smart they are. I do like eating pork even though I know how smart pigs are. I am a hypocrite.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean. I've been cutting down on pork to try to change my habits, but I feel like a hypocrite every time I do have a bite. It makes my brain feel prickly.

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save time in trouble, just use canned octopus

    #52

    I Once Used A Dictionary To Help A Stranger Learn What’s Up

    I Once Used A Dictionary To Help A Stranger Learn What’s Up

    NoCommercial1874 Report

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    #53

    Sorry, Sophia

    Sorry, Sophia

    archebald_roughneck Report

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    #54

    Um

    Um

    spacecatJ Report

    Nila Griffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important to note that’s why Graham crackers were invented! And corn flakes.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that about Cork Flakes, but not about graham crackers O.O Also, I don't know why they thought Corn Flakes would help with those urges; I tried having sex with a bowl of them one time, and it just made the urges worse

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    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Graham crackers does work :')

    #55

    Yea Golf Was Fun

    Yea Golf Was Fun

    Indication_Salty Report

    #56

    I Got Adopted Into A New Family For A Few Minutes Today

    I Got Adopted Into A New Family For A Few Minutes Today

    bookbindingqueer Report

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    #57

    Don’t Tell Mom

    Don’t Tell Mom

    WickedxRaven Report

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t make sense. Why does he say ‘this is Jayden your son’ if he thinks he’s talking to his friend?

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the kid was using someone elses phone.

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    #58

    They Didn't Like My Picture

    They Didn't Like My Picture

    BenderIT Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the urge to smack this smarta** in the gut. Who's with me?

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr! They thought they were a wise cracker,but they were just a plain âss cracker.

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    SteveO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, I'm not the one who doesn't know how to use a phone"

    #59

    I Am Not Jack, But I Am Laughing At Lisa's Expense

    I Am Not Jack, But I Am Laughing At Lisa's Expense

    Conflictd_Confection Report

    Javel!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #60

    This Dude Thought I Was His Husband

    This Dude Thought I Was His Husband

    Illustrious-Mall6295 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she not know her husband's phone??

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. All that through a text.

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    #61

    I Think I Just Accidentally Scared Off My Maintenance Guy

    I Think I Just Accidentally Scared Off My Maintenance Guy

    codered850 Report

    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment it did look like the sketch wasn't a part of the book, lol 😆.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they had sent texts before. Above the pic is a previous text.

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    #62

    Ah. Lovely

    Ah. Lovely

    SpareSerotonin418 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, they texted a wrong number and still got a picture of some booty AND a nice looking chest pic. Score

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a wrong number booty call text. The guy called himself Mr. Boom and asked if I wanted to hook up again. LOL!

    #63

    I Got This One A While Back And It Gave Me A Chuckle Today

    I Got This One A While Back And It Gave Me A Chuckle Today

    Kurigohan-Kamehameha Report

    #64

    And I Don't Even Own Golf Clubs

    And I Don't Even Own Golf Clubs

    FlavoredNeon Report

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    #65

    Got This Text From An Unknown Number. I Just Couldn’t Help Myself

    Got This Text From An Unknown Number. I Just Couldn’t Help Myself

    YourFreaKreation Report

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    #66

    If I See Him I'll Ask Him For Ya

    If I See Him I'll Ask Him For Ya

    bloomhound Report

    #67

    If I Weren't Too Awkward To Date Women Yet, She Might Have Fooled Me

    If I Weren't Too Awkward To Date Women Yet, She Might Have Fooled Me

    LinguaPhiliax Report

    #68

    Someone Is Going To Miss Their New Job Orientation

    Someone Is Going To Miss Their New Job Orientation

    SlowEquipment5 Report

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    #69

    Adorable Message From A Wrong Number. Erica, You've Made Patrick Very Happy

    Adorable Message From A Wrong Number. Erica, You've Made Patrick Very Happy

    DixieMcCall Report

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 3:45AM. IN THE MORNING?! RED FLAG. Sheesh

    Cee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just really want to know what the recorded message says before the written one

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the written words are a transcription of the voicemail.

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    #70

    A Friend Used My Number For A Doordash Discount And Didn't Tell Me

    A Friend Used My Number For A Doordash Discount And Didn't Tell Me

    ForgiveTheNerd Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19:04 to 19:05, and the driver didn't even flinch for a second at the picture and request for lube; That, friends and neighbors, is commitment to one's job

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or seen far worse so not remotely fazed. Or paid too little to care. Or both.

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    Kristie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one concerned with the guy in the pic’s nipple? WTAF?

    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tool joe rogan got some nasty nips!

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    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f is wrong with the nipple??

    #71

    Felt Like The Perfect Setup. I Never Knew A Real Person Named Unity

    Felt Like The Perfect Setup. I Never Knew A Real Person Named Unity

    berkeleyjake Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood that reference ^_^

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, Unity? Can you fly over the earth a few times and sprinkle some of your magic? Sure.

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for some reason, my inner voice instantly changed to his

    Mama Bird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these are scam texts to begin with lol

    #72

    Met A G Today

    Met A G Today

    Accomplished-Fan-960 Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day they'll find the second Rosetta Stone and translate this in to English.

    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a cheat sheet - COD is 'Call of Duty', the video game. Xbox is a games console, as is Ps5, that being PlayStation5. Guy 2 called the other gay because console wars are a thing. Vanguard is a Call of Duty game, as is mw2 (Modern Warfare 2), bo2 (Black Ops 2) and Cold War. The only one I don't kknow is 'lgtg'

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    Daffydillz' Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad it worked out for them. There's not a lot you can do when people are spoofing your number...

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    #73

    I Thought It Was A Scam Until Seeing What The Link Was (Just Some Comic, Thought It Was Hentai Though) Scam Or Wrong Number—who Was It For, Or What Would A Scammer Get Out Of This? So Weird

    I Thought It Was A Scam Until Seeing What The Link Was (Just Some Comic, Thought It Was Hentai Though) Scam Or Wrong Number—who Was It For, Or What Would A Scammer Get Out Of This? So Weird

    trouble_walking Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair like 80% of doujinshi (sort of like a fanmade comic) is hentai (porn).

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was Death Note doujinshi then it's most likely yaoi 😁

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    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the thought that Person #2 might have bought it for a stranger if they hadn't lost their job.

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    #74

    Buy My House, Jackie

    Buy My House, Jackie

    _Shooter-McGavin Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these weird real estate ones too.

    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give you 3 cans of WD-40 for it.

    #75

    Someone Has Done An Oopsie

    Someone Has Done An Oopsie

    unfortunatepersonoof Report

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out what the censored word is?

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the censored word? Sexing? It's not snoring is it? Oh no is it s******g? If they're pooping that loud they definitely got problems

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're pooping really loud. It could just be that they're pooping and letting out gas at the same time, or they've got the runs, which can sometimes sound like wet farts.

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    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes real guts to s*** at full volume. Just like, as loud as possible. Bonus points for laughing maniacly while doing it.

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    #77

    Girl

    Girl

    verypuzzledshark Report

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    #78

    Had This Rollercoaster Of A Conversation With A Wrong Number Text

    Had This Rollercoaster Of A Conversation With A Wrong Number Text

    DuckDimmadome Report

    #79

    The Destroyer

    The Destroyer

    godrifle Report

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I destroyed it" - way to stay in character, Abaddon 😀

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Stephanie, clueless bunny...

    #80

    Send Me The Fkn Recipe Avrill!

    Send Me The Fkn Recipe Avrill!

    Happy-Nature9089 Report

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    #81

    Rex

    Rex

    SnooAvocados6819 Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. I played Gex on the 3DO. I feel old XD

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to type on an actual typewriter. I feel much older.

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    #82

    Definitely Not Daniel

    Definitely Not Daniel

    Salty4Lightning Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay you're not Daniel, but can I come over to scritch your puppy's head?

    #83

    Girl Gave This Guy The Wrong Number Now He’s Mad At Me

    Girl Gave This Guy The Wrong Number Now He’s Mad At Me

    Armageddxxn Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever this girl is dodged a big bullet.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, a "nice guy", and he's rich too. Girl dodged a bullet.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **GASP** Calling someone "CORNY" is a vicious insult

    #84

    Carnal Clebe

    Carnal Clebe

    reddit.com Report

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    #85

    Wrong Number, A Short (And True!) Story

    Wrong Number, A Short (And True!) Story

    ItsFlipster Report

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    #87

    I’m Not Dave But I Do Have Milk

    I’m Not Dave But I Do Have Milk

    zaxsauceana Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely talking about a jug of milk........right?