Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

Little Bit 4 months ago

Brutally honest because I am so sick or being lied to.

3points

hannahbahngswife 4 months ago

What is brutally honest? Because for example, if I am dating a red flag, I would rather have an honest friend than a friend who tell me what I want to hear.

2points

Alexia 4 months ago

Brutally honest may mean s/he's not your friend actually. I had such an experience with my former friend. Supported her during difficult times, made time for her when she needed, was with her when she had medical problems. Then it was my turn to be hospitalized for a major surgery, and asked for her help. She agreed initially, but then told me: "Actually, I'd like to go on a mountain trip that day." I appreciated the honesty.

2points

adi cosmin 4 months ago

I feel that people lie a lot when answering this. I lied.

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

I don't judge a friend for always telling the truth. But I will certainly evaluate them for what they consider to be the truth.

0points

Uncle Panda Premium 4 months ago

One of my friends describes me as a great mirror, but not your comfy bathroom mirror. Evidently, I'm more like a harshly lit department store mirror.

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Brutally honest lol cos I’m like that ,but I’d far rather not have friends anyway lol they hard work 😂

0points

DH Premium 4 months ago

No one actually wants to hear the truth always. If you know your friend only ever tells you what you want to hear, you can always ask someone else for an honest opinion.

0points

Penny Fan 4 months ago

Someone who considers my feelings g or someone who confuses honesty with being a d1ckh3ad? Hmmm...

-1point

#2

Save one endangered species from extinction or have the ability to talk to animals?

Person interacting with a seal in water, engaging in a would you rather poll 3 activity with the animal.

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3points

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Harry Gondalf 4 months ago

I can talk to animals right now. it's just that they don't talk back. Except my cat who repeats, "Feed me," or "Put it in writing, I'll get back to you."

24points

Firstname Lastname 4 months ago

If I can talk to animals, I can find out how to alleviate the suffering of multiple species instead of just one.

3points

megabeth 4 months ago

That was my thought exactly.

0points

Judes 4 months ago

I think most animals would be quite boring to talk to. For example, my cats are only interested in food, pats and birds. Although I'd quite like a conversation with an octopus.

1point

BadWolf Premium 4 months ago

This becomes some dystopian Dr. Doolittle where I can understand their suffering but no one believes me.

0points

Phil Green 4 months ago

I already talk to animals. My cat and I have great conversations.

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

"Never have pets at the table. They so rarely add anything to the conversation.: - Fran Lebowitz

0points

Lisbeth Guz 4 months ago

I don't want to hear them... they will probably complain and rightfully so

0points

CooperDooper81 4 months ago

I think being able to talk to them would be more effective overall because we could tell them about how to protect themselves and also explain some of the big issues like climate change etc. Maybe they'd survive better if they had a better understanding of what is going on.

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Gotta be talking to animals , I already talk to my dogs , but I love em to be able to talk back

0points

DH Premium 4 months ago

Do you guys know how many species go extinct every day? Saving one would do absolutely nothing.

0points

hannahbahngswife 4 months ago

I mean, I come from a small island. Saving an endemic species here would make a difference.

0points

#3

Not having a choice or not knowing what to choose?

Hands holding a bitten sprinkled donut and a green apple representing a would you rather poll choice.

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Rick Murray 4 months ago

I have ADHD. Sometimes I go to bed hungry after over an hour of staring at my shelves and in the fridge, unable to make a choice, and eventually decided "stuff it, I'm too tired now". 😢 It's also why I eat a lot of linguine - I have an automatic glorified rice cooker machine that I set on the "boiling" programme, throw in the pasta, come back later when it beeps at me (sometimes, sometimes I get distracted on the six metre journey between living room and machine 🤦🏻‍♀️). It's much easier to deal with stuff like that when there's very little effort or concentration involved. But, on the other hand, if it's something that my mind enjoys, I can focus on that to the point of fading out everything else for hours on end, only breaking that with the inevitable "ohmygodIgottapeerightfuckingnow". 😪 It's fatiguing as I what and where my mind applies itself is highly random. Like, I'm reading this because I've been looking at the code I'm trying to write for the ESP32 and...I just can't today.

7points

Chuck 4 months ago

I do this too. Do I have ADHD?

0points

Jackie Lulu 4 months ago

Ha, have! "Can't choose " is familiar to me, so I picked it!

1point

DH Premium 4 months ago (edited)

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#4

Tell your younger self one thing or ask your future self one question?

Young girl with fairy lights outdoors and elderly woman gardening, illustrating choices in a would you rather poll 3 scenario.

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2points

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Emilu Premium 4 months ago

"It gets better, younger self. High school is not the be-all, end all." I wish I could tell a lot of teenagers that, actually.

16points

Panda McPandaface 4 months ago

But it doesn't always get better.

2points

Kitty Smith 4 months ago

The lottery results for this specific day is.....

5points

Alexia 4 months ago (edited)

"You'll survive, younger self. All these will end someday, and you''ll find your peace and safety. And please stop thinking about drinking that poison. I love you 🤗"

4points

Bill Swallow 4 months ago

From my perspective, it's a no brainer. My 'future self' will only extend maybe one-tenth the time my younger self has been around.

4points

megabeth 4 months ago

I would have not looked at it like that. Super makes sense!

0points

Janissary35680 Premium 4 months ago

The thing I would tell my younger self is "At some point you will be given a choice to ask your younger self one question or to ask your older self one question. Choose "Ask older self." Then sit back and watch the Space-Time Continuum rip itself to shreds.

2points

Harry Gondalf 4 months ago

I would have told my younger self "buy bitcoin at $10, Apple at $27, and Amazon after the IPO."

2points

WindySwede 4 months ago

Why not bit at "less than $0.01" may 2010. wikipedia

0points

Twizzle Sticks 4 months ago

Invest early. It's all about compounding interest

0points

adi cosmin 4 months ago

Isn't this the same? I mean as a young me I wanted future me to tell me things...

0points

Mike F 4 months ago

Don't smoke or drink.

0points

Yrral Spavit 4 months ago

"Buy stock in something called 'microsoft "

0points

#5

Participate in a dating show or a survival show?

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2points

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Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

What's the difference?

41points

JuJu 4 months ago (edited)

In a survivial show, you can keep your dignity

3points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

Lol so true 😂 you win the internet today

1point

J J 4 months ago

One show encourages starting a fire. Dating might not be best done by setting them on fire.

1point

MoMcB 4 months ago

Neither, my idea of hell.

8points

Emilu Premium 4 months ago

Dating show simply because I know I wouldn't survive a survival show 😂

8points

Lisbeth Guz 4 months ago

Dating show, but would do anything to self-sabotage all my chances

3points

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

I wouldn't have to work at it. That's my superpower.

2points

Corvus 4 months ago

Survival, as it would be less painful to an introvert like me :P

3points

justagirl 4 months ago

def dating show. I'd talk to my bf abt it first obv but i'd just turn everyone down. i also wouldn't survive a survival show.

3points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

I'll get voted out either way.

2points

JL 4 months ago

Dating show since there would be less physical discomfort and I would have fun with the dating show since I'd be going into it with no intention to win.

1point

Little Bit 4 months ago

Survival show. I'd be left on the shelf in a dating show.

1point

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

If ever we needed a neither option...

0points

#6

Spend the rest of your life stuck indoors or outdoors?

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Rika 4 months ago

I only go out to the store or for important reasons like an appointment at the bank. That's why I really didn't understand people who were freaking out about lockdown: if I were rich enough to have an assistant to do my grocery shopping and stuff, I would probably never leave my home.

6points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Lockdown was ace wasn’t it lol ,it’s ligit my life 24/7 I don’t even go to a shop or a bank ,everything’s done online I’m miles from anywhere ,in the sticks ,ll why on earth do I need to go out 🤷‍♀️

2points

Mike F 4 months ago

I quarreled with my coworkers over this. I bought my place to LIVE in, as in at home. I don't use it as a place to sleep between parties and whatnot, if that's what you want, stay in a hotel.

0points

Carolyn 4 months ago

Instacart?

0points

Corvus 4 months ago

It's raining right now, so that's definitely pushing me towards choosing indoors :P

2points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

One of my life's goals is to never go outside involuntarily again, so

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Indoors , oh hold on , does that mean I can’t go out in my garden 🤔cos I’m a keen gardener , hmm already housebound lol but long as I can go in the garden

0points

Parmeisan 4 months ago

I rather suspect your garden is outside. But perhaps that can be rectified with a sufficiently enthusiastic greenhouse.

0points

#7

Donate your body to science or donate your organs to people who need them?

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Rika 4 months ago

There was a recent scandal in France when bodies that were donated to science were discovered having been left to rot for years. One guy explained it was hard enough to accept not having a real funeral, but he knew it was his mother's wish to help science, so it was really traumatizing to find out her body had just been dumped in a corner. (Some bodies also ended up as car crash dummies instead of being used for medical purposes, but I guess it's a bit more acceptable.)

11points

Az Oz 4 months ago

Organs quite often are left too long to use due to different factors (staffing issues, bed space etc). A friend of mine has missed 3 sets of lungs the he was supposed to have transplanted and the surgeon wasn't available, so they were disposed of.

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Donate to science, for the basic reason that I grew up in Britain in the 80s. I can't donate blood, and my insides won't be wanted either, just because there might be a ticking time bomb inside me (the mighty broken prion). That being said, given what often happens to science donations (see Rika's comment, I live in France...), just dig a hole, toss me in, call it done. You don't even need a fancy box. Or any box. Just rent a mini digger and find a peaceful spot in a forest, I'll cost you a few hundred euros tops. I have no relatives, and a surreptitious burial means, at least, my cold dead ears won't have to listen to Ave Maria and a bunch of people who don't know me trying to find something, anything, to say because that's the done thing, especially since it's highly unlikely that the service would actually play 500 Miles (the Proclaimers) and anything by Alestorm... 😂

5points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

To people ,once I’m dead I honestly don’t care what you do lol

3points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

You can help people both ways.

1point

Janissary35680 Premium 4 months ago

At my age, anybody who gets any of my organs would be getting the short end of the bargain.

1point

Parmeisan 4 months ago

I think some of them would welcome even a couple of years more than what they have.

2points

Emilu Premium 4 months ago (edited)

The technicalities of donating to people are difficult. The organ may not be viable; there may not be enough time to get it to people that need it... etc. I would prefer my organs went to help someone live/improve their quality of life, but if not, knowledge is still a worthwhile pursuit. I'd be open to either. Just don't leave me rotting in a corner, because I will haunt you. (In the most evil of ways, such as stealing your blankets when it's freezing in the early hours of the morning. Watch out. 😂)

0points

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

I'm diabetic, so mine has to go to science. Even if it's just a body farm. Unless I win the lottery and have it composted.

0points

Mimi M 4 months ago

No brainer

0points

DH Premium 4 months ago

I have donated mine to both IRL, so why choose?

0points

pineapple87 4 months ago (edited)

I don't think most people realize that this question is about how you want to d1e. Science can use your body regardless of how old you are or how you d1ed. You can only donate your organs if you're pronounced brain de4d and you're young enough.

0points

Judes 4 months ago

I think you're reading too much into the question. True, not all people will be able to donate their organs, but it's also true that not all bodies are suitable for body donation.

4points

#8

Be unattractive and have an attractive partner or be attractive and have an unattractive partner?

Two people sitting side by side on a ledge, legs dangling, representing a casual would you rather poll scenario.

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Emilu Premium 4 months ago

If there was a "neither" option I'd have gone for that, personally. I'm not 10/10 looks; nor are a lot of people. Personality's more important to me, so if they make me laugh, I *actively* want to spend time with them, etc... that's more important than them being stereotypically attractive.

9points

Zig Zag Wanderer 4 months ago

I'm not particularly attractive, and my partner probably isn't in the traditional sense. We love each other, so physical looks aren't important to us. The question is both meaningless and shallow.

1point

ttirreg 4 months ago

So i just wont look in the mirror, and my would attractive? Deal

1point

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

By definition, if they're my partner, they're attractive.

0points

Littlemiss Premium 4 months ago

My husband is gorgeous, he just doesn't realize it

0points

Miracle Max 4 months ago

Or the default choice for someone like me, be unattractive and have no partner! :(

0points

Multa Nocte Premium 4 months ago

That happens a lot with conservatives. That's why so many of them are incels.

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago (edited)

"Me unattractive, partner incredibly hot" has been my default setting for 8.5 years 🤣 (tbf she strenuously disagrees that i am less gorgeous)

0points

Uncle Panda Premium 4 months ago

I've never had this choice!

0points

Little Bit 4 months ago

I'm unattractive and my ex-husband was very attractive. According to him I was "lucky to have him."

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Partner? Error: Concept unknown, please rephrase.

0points

#9

Not be able to sit or not be able to stand?

Person sitting on a stone bench in cloudy weather versus person standing on a rock in sunset, would you rather poll 3.

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Peace 4 months ago

As long as I can lay down, I'm totally fine with not sitting. The thought of not being able to stand is frightening.

17points

G.T. van Middendorp 4 months ago

I've got a hernia and haven't been able to sit down for three months. It's been mostly ok. Even lost weight. But I do miss restaurants or watching a movie comfortably. I would absolutely take this over never being able to stand.

2points

Mel in Georgia Premium 4 months ago

Have developed sciatica in my hip over the past few months, so sitting has definitely become the more painful option. (Gotta love getting old.)

2points

justagirl 4 months ago

so long as i can still lay down.

2points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

They told me bariatric would help with the inability to stand. A year and 175# later I have determined that is a lie. Arthritis sucks.

0points

Little Bit 4 months ago

I have arthritic knees so both are painful after a while.

0points

#10

See ghosts everywhere or be haunted by a single, relentless spirit?

Ghost figures in a forest and a blurry ghostly figure at night, representing a spooky would you rather poll scene.

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Rika 4 months ago

Is that one spirit good or bad ? I imagine it would be similar to constantly hearing a voice in your head: if it says good things, it's not a big deal.

4points

CooperDooper81 4 months ago

'Relentless' has a pretty negative connotation.

2points

Emilu Premium 4 months ago (edited)

... is it a friendly relentless spirit? 😶 Edit: ... I could deal with a relentless spirit that is relentless in giving me hugs. I like hugs.

3points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

One delusion is better than a crowd of them.

1point

Little Bit 4 months ago

I've seen ghosts all my life.

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

I don't need to *see* ghosts to know they're there, my cat actively hunts them.

0points

RM 4 months ago

Do I just see the the ghosts everywhere or are they constantly communicating with me? You can ignore lots of ghosts that doesn't interact with you but if they're constantly trying to interact that would be irritating.

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

I already see ghosts lol 🤷‍♀️got 4 in this house three nice one we keep at bay

-2points

Chuck 4 months ago

Take this however you want but can I spend a weekend at your house? 🙂👻

-2points

#11

Not know how to count or not know how to read?

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Alexia 4 months ago

Reading was my escape during the abuse years. I would never give it up.

22points

Dee Rutherford 4 months ago

😞 Me too…

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

I love to read and I have dyscalculia, so this choice was easy.

4points

Little Bit 4 months ago

Me too.

0points

Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

Surprising result. It's you can't read, you can still listen to audiobooks, listen to or watch the news, and learn from online classes. Without the ability to count, how do you make a recipe, know how much things cost, or keep appointments?

1point

DH Premium 4 months ago

But if I can't count, I can learn to, by reading.

5points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

Reading and writing is my life 😳

0points

#12

Cover for a friend’s crime or turn them in?

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SouthernGal 4 months ago

Stupid question. A friend who stole food to feed their child would be quite different from a friend who unalived someone.

46points

Emilu Premium 4 months ago

Yep. Can't answer this; it depends what the crime was.

9points

Trillian 4 months ago

Also depends on why they kîlled them

2points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

Yeah, I agree; it would totally depend on the crime and their reason for committing it.

0points

justagirl 4 months ago

which crime? i'm leaving this one blank, it's really unspecific. obviously if it was sexual a*****t or hate crimes that friend can go to hell, but if it was just shoplifting I don't see the point.

4points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

If it was an unpardonable crime, they are no longer my friend, so ...

2points

Oskar vanZandt 4 months ago

Depends on the crime, really. But I would definitely NOT cover up a crime against a person...

2points

Little Bit 4 months ago

Depends on the situation.

2points

Alexia 4 months ago

"Crime" as in murdering someone? There's no way I'm covering that.

2points

megabeth 4 months ago

But who did they murder and why?

-1point

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Turn em in 100% even if it was one of my kids , u f up you take the punishment end off

1point

Harry Gondalf 4 months ago

depends on the crime, and whether I'd be accessory after the fact

1point

megabeth 4 months ago

I'm assuming and hopeful that none of my true friends would commit a heinous crime...only way I could answer.

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

Absolutely depends on the crime.

0points

#13

Have a roommate who’s always loud or one who never cleans?

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Rika 4 months ago

I don't mind cleaning as long as I can listen to music or podcasts, but I can't stand loud people for more than a few minutes. I have so much stuff going on in my head at all times, I don't need additional noise.

7points

Little Bit 4 months ago

Loud people get on my nerves and I find cleaning quite therapeutic.

2points

Janissary35680 Premium 4 months ago

I can clean up mess. The only way to deal with a loud roommate would land me in prison for life probably.

2points

Chuck 4 months ago

In this case, I'll cover for you. 🙂

0points

Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

Move out.

2points

Mike F 4 months ago

Having had both, the messy ones are the better option. My last bunch sounded like cats when they had s*x and it was maddening.

0points

Scusa 4 months ago

I can’t do either

0points

Peace 4 months ago

Tough choice but I will not sacrifice my peace and mental well being. I can deal with mess easier than constantly having my peace disturbed. I don't do headphones because I need to hear my surroundings.

0points

Arabiata Arabiata 4 months ago

If the roommate is loud I can use earplug, but if someone is messy around me, that drives me crazy

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Quiet and messy.... wait, am *I* the roommate?

0points

RM 4 months ago

I'll go with option 3: neither. Live on my own.

0points

#14

Achieve your biggest career goal but lose all your current friends, or keep your friends but never reach that goal?

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Rika 4 months ago

If they're real friends, why would I lose them for achieving my goal ? They should be happy for me.

10points

Katharina Sei. 4 months ago

Maybe you have to do something for the job that makes you loose the friends.

1point

DH Premium 4 months ago

I don't have a career goal. I work to make money so that I can have a fulfilling life outside of work.

4points

Jenny Lind 4 months ago

Jokes on you!! I don't have any friends...

2points

Alexia 4 months ago

If you lose your friends by achieving your goal, it means you managed to outgrow them. It means they are jealous and not happy for your success. Find new friends.

2points

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

So I would get some friends?

1point

Rick Murray 4 months ago

I have neither. 🤔

1point

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Lose the friends ,cos I don’t do people lol so don’t have any bar my kids 😂🤷‍♀️

1point

Lsai Aeon 4 months ago

I don't have friends anyway, give me that goal

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

There are other people out there to become your new friends.

0points

Uncle Panda Premium 4 months ago

I finally achieved my decades long career goal. I retired.

0points

#15

Live without any entertainment (movies, games, books) or without social interactions?

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Corvus 4 months ago

I'm an introvert, so the answer is sooooooo obvious here :P

14points

Rika 4 months ago

No social interactions. I like listening to music and playing video games a lot more than I like talking to people.

4points

Alexia 4 months ago (edited)

No social interaction. For me, the pandemic (and lockdown) and the social distancing thing were great.

3points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Let's just say that lockdown was when everybody else was forced to live their lives in the way that I do by choice; and I would be quite upset if I never got to hear Nightwish, Eye of Melian, or see the conclusion of Wednesday. So, obvious choice is obvious.

1point

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

No social interaction lol my life bliss

1point

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

My only social interactions are at work. They've increased since I stopped driving truck.

0points

Scusa 4 months ago

What a horrible comment on society

0points

Lsai Aeon 4 months ago

what's social interaction? I'm disabled, stuck in my house 24/7 unless my husband or son help me to the doctor's office. I don't have any social interaction anyway.

0points

Chuck 4 months ago

No video games?!? What kind of a psychopath wrote this question?!?

0points

Arabiata Arabiata 4 months ago

The other day, I chatted with an introverted girl for hours. I realized that introverts aren't always introverted; they just find it hard to finding someone to chat with.

0points

#16

Never be able to use your dominant hand or only be able to walk backwards?

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het Premium 4 months ago

Your non dominant hand would then become dominant so how would that work?

10points

Uncle Panda Premium 4 months ago

Clumsily.

0points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 4 months ago

Jokes on you, I’m ambidextrous

3points

Axylotlguy404 1 month ago

make that dominant handS

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Erm I’m ambidextrous 😂😂😂🤷‍♀️how do I answer that one lol

2points

Little Bit 4 months ago

I don't have a dominant hand. I'm ambidextrous.

1point

Lsai Aeon 4 months ago

I'm ambidextrous, pick a hand

0points

Boris Long-Johnson 4 months ago

I wânk with my non dominant hand anyway so it’s all good!

0points

Chuck 4 months ago

Name checks out then. 🙂

2points

Peace 4 months ago

There was a beauty or prom queen that could only walk backwards after she got a vaccine. I wonder what happened with her.

-3points

Olive 4 months ago

She was lying. Obv.

0points

#17

Travel to the past and risk altering history, or visit the future and know your fate?

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DH Premium 4 months ago

Easy. Go a week or so into the future. Get the lottery numbers for one of those mega-lotteries. Go back and be set for life without a bad conscience.

16points

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

I already know my fate. I'm going to die alone, they won't find my body for weeks, if not months. The only reason my pets won't eat me is because I don't have any.

1point

Little Bit 4 months ago

Past. If I could go back 31 years I would do things so differently.

1point

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

Go five years into the future. Collect race results from tracks around north America. Return. Profit. Repeat if possible (or increase time traveled).

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Past, by about ten million years.

0points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Knowing my fate lol ,changing history can have catastrophic consequences,

0points

#18

Have absolute freedom with no security or complete security with no freedom?

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Alexia 4 months ago (edited)

I spent the first years of my life in a brutal dictatorship. You were arrested, tortured and sent to jail if you spoke against the regime. There's no way I'm coming back to that - so absolute freedom.

14points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

There's no such thing as absolute freedom *or* total security. We only have a sliding scale of compromises that make people think they are free and/or secure.

3points

ॐBoyGanesh 4 months ago

The second sounds like incarceration

2points

Rika 4 months ago

You can't have freedom with no security: you can't be free to do whatever you want if you have to worry about your safety all the time.

2points

DH Premium 4 months ago

True. But you also cannot enjoy your safety at all if you do not have any freedom.

1point

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

Have considered moving to that no-laws desert art commune more than once, and not just because my joints would be happier there.

1point

Awenpotato 2 months ago

Security no freedom is called jail

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

Those who give up freedom for security deserve neither and will get neither.

0points

#19

Have the power to stop time but age twice as fast, or never age but be stuck in a single moment forever?

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Rick Murray 4 months ago

Rather depends upon the moment, doesn't it? If you're stuck reliving that car crash, school shooting, whatever... you'll rapidly regret the whole never aging thing. But if it's a moment when you were truly happy, that can be doable.

6points

pineapple87 4 months ago

Ground hog day

3points

Zig Zag Wanderer 4 months ago

Can I pick the moment? I have had some great ones 😁

2points

Mike F 4 months ago

This.

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

Good christ why would anyone CHOOSE immortality

1point

Aurora58 4 months ago

Isn't it the same? If you're stuck in one moment, time has stopped.

0points

#20

Be emotionless or feel too much?

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Alexia 4 months ago (edited)

After years of abuse and domestic violence, I already "feel too much". Being an empath is a curse.

10points

Mimi M 4 months ago

I'm so sorry. I hope the abuse and DV are in the rear-view.

3points

LillieMean 4 months ago

The medication took away my ability to feel emotions and I wanted to change it back to the old one that didn't work so well. I'd rather feel deeply and excessively than be like an empty shell.

2points

Corvus 4 months ago

Only machines are emotionless, and I have no desire to be one.

2points

justagirl 4 months ago

i'm already overwhelmed with emotions as is, don't need my mom yelling at me more.

2points

RiceRiceBaby 929 4 months ago

I already suffer with both as is. Feeling too much is too overwhelming for me

2points

Dee Rutherford 4 months ago

Already feel to much. And I am okay with it.

1point

L P 4 months ago

Me too. Sometimes I'd like to feel less when things are wrong (too often), but I mostly enjoy feeling life 100%. It's great that little things can make me smile and enjoying some things so much even having had a bad time a moment ago.

0points

Scusa 4 months ago

No emotions is how thi poll is trending- and that is very sad

1point

Peace 4 months ago

This is another tough one. As much as I hate having all these emotions, I can't imagine not having any

1point

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

I already feel too much, so this is kinda already decided for me

1point

Little Bit 4 months ago

I'm an HSP and absolutely hate getting emotionally overwhelmed over the silliest things buf i have no control of. It's exhausting and embarrassing. I actually envy people who don’t get emotional.

1point

Emilu Premium 4 months ago

I'm so sorry to ask this, but can I please ask what you mean by the acronym 'HSP'? Where I'm from it refers to incredibly unhealthy but delicious food, and I am assuming that that isn't what you mean.

0points

#21

Have access to classified government documents or the ability to influence global stock markets?

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SouthernGal 4 months ago

I want to see the Epstein files.

18points

Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

Why? I think we know the orange shîtstain is all over them.

5points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Influence the markets. I rather suspect accessing top secret stuff would not only put you on a hit list, but would seriously mess with your sanity. I notice comments about the Epstein files. That's small fry compared to what you could find out when considering a government that has quite a history of using its own citizens as unwilling test subjects for various experiments (including the effects of diluted chemical weapons, radiation, and psychoactive substances).

1point

Zig Zag Wanderer 4 months ago

Government can f itself. Stock market, please!

1point

Phil Green 4 months ago

I already have access.......

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

I'd pick the documents, but we have such a small bathroom.

0points

Peace 4 months ago

I've read enough of declassified government stuff. I know it would just infuriate me to read anything they do.

0points

Apatheist Account2 4 months ago

I want to see the Area 51 files.

0points

#22

All traffic lights you approach would be green or never have to queue again?

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arthbach 4 months ago

Never having to queue again includes within never having to queue at traffic lights.

21points

Hmmm hmmmm 4 months ago

I'm British never having to queue again sounds like t*****e. I would have an existential crisis without queuing

2points

Little Bit 4 months ago

There are times when j don't mind queuing. I can zone out and have a nice little daydream.

1point

#23

Be someone who laughs all the time or someone who makes others laugh all the time?

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Corvus 4 months ago

I already am the second option, so...

6points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

I like making other people laugh. Making people's day better gives me satisfaction. Plus, I wouldn't wanna laugh at inappropriate times 😬

1point

#24

Clean your toilet with a toothbrush or cut your grass with scissors?

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RiceRiceBaby 929 4 months ago

D**n, I should've picked cut your grass with scissors. It doesn't say how much to cut. One snip, done. Cleaning something takes time

10points

Trophy Husband 4 months ago

It also doesn't say it has to be the toothbrush you use for your mouth...

1point

justagirl 4 months ago

I don't have grass.

2points

Agfox 4 months ago (edited)

Would I still have to snip my synthetic grass, enquiring minds need to know

2points

Judes 4 months ago

My garden has no lawn, so I never have to cut grass anyway.

2points

Silberwolf 4 months ago

Do I have to use the toothbrush afterwards? If not, then the toilet thing.

1point

RM 4 months ago

Can I have some of those huge ceremonial scissors they're used to cut the ribbon across the doors when a new sports centre/shop/building opens?

1point

JuJu 4 months ago

I have no grass

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

Depends whose toothbrush it is.

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Mom made me cut grass with scissors once as a punishment. I therefore cut it __--__--__--__. 😂

0points

#25

Bungee-jump from a bridge or parachute from a plane?

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RiceRiceBaby 929 4 months ago

I'm too weenie for either

16points

Dee Rutherford 4 months ago

Nope

1point

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Parachute, because my back isn't great and I can't imagine anything less helpful than freefalling with a rope tied to my ankles...

1point

Tom Brincefield 4 months ago

Not sure my knees would hold up for either, so if I can only do one, skydiving is it.

0points

Awenpotato 2 months ago

Plane again! That was fun

0points

Mike F 4 months ago

Not for love or money.

0points

Michael Largey 4 months ago (edited)

Parachuting - because I hate going back over my mistakes again and again.

0points

Phil Green 4 months ago

Neither! Never wanted to do them!

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

0points

Adam Zad 4 months ago

I've already bungee jumped from a hot air balloon tethered at 300 feet.

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

Both sound epic to me lol

0points

#26

Never be bitten by another mosquito or find all your missing socks?

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Rika 4 months ago

I only wear black socks and I buy several pairs at a time, I don't even notice if one goes missing.

15points

WindySwede 4 months ago

Same!

0points

Kris 4 months ago

I think someones lost socks are ending up with me, cos I keep finding socks I dont remember buying. Plus I dont loose any.

1point

hannahbahngswife 4 months ago

How tf did some of you never been bitten by a mosquito. May I move to where you live.

1point

Mike F 4 months ago

I have white, gray and black socks now. No problem matching.

0points

Phil Green 4 months ago

To be honest, we don't have mosquitos here and I can't ever recall losing a sock!

0points

Adam Zad 4 months ago

Find the socks. I haven't been bitten by a mosquito since 1997.

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

This was a no-brainer lol find a few socks and save money not having to buy more, or no risk of a myriad of diseases? Um, yeah, mosquitoes suck more (no pun intended) than a few missing socks 😖

0points

Little Bit 4 months ago

No more mossy bites for me. I have an allergic reaction to them.

0points

Zig Zag Wanderer 4 months ago

Never being bitten by mosquitoes. I live in the tropics, and don't wear socks!

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Given the rise of chikungunya (in France FFS!), I would happily support banishing mosquitos from the face of the earth. You know, I'm really struggling to think of any positive point whatsoever for those little bitey b@stards.

0points

#27

That mermaids exist or that unicorns exist?

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Rika 4 months ago

Mermaids actually hunt and eat humans. I think unicorns are nicer.

7points

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 4 months ago

You haven’t read old timey unicorn stories. They used to hunt and k**l false virgins.

2points

Carolyn 4 months ago

Watch Death of A Unicorn...

1point

Michael Largey 4 months ago

That horn isn't there to be nice with.

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

We're definitely not watching the same movies if you think unicorns are nicer... 🤣

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Unicorns, but only if they fart rainbows too. 🌈

2points

justagirl 4 months ago

i picked unicorns, because mermaids...i mean, in myths they usually lure sailors to their deaths and unicorns are (usually) chill.

2points

Little Bit 4 months ago

Neither.

1point

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

Unicorns

0points

#28

Drink Coke without bubbles or eat stale chips?

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Emilu Premium 4 months ago

Neither. Ew.

5points

LakotaWolf (she/her) Premium 4 months ago

I was on a migraine preventative medication in my 20s (Topamax) that had the weirdest side-effect of making me unable to "taste"/"feel" carbonation. I could pop open a brand-new Coke and drink it and it would taste completely flat to me. I knew it was just me, as my boyfriend would drink it and confirm it was fizzy. It was absolutely AWFUL to drink liquids your brain knew were supposed to be carbonated, but you couldn't taste/feel the carbonation XD It made carbonated drinks taste so gross to me. The medication also made the tips of my fingers feel swollen, so I stopped taking it. XD

1point

Apatheist Account2 4 months ago

Finally the purpose of this quiz - it's a subliminal ad for Coke. Gotcha!

1point

Mike F 4 months ago

I hate coke. Give me RC.

0points

Phil Green 4 months ago

I don't even drink Coke with bubbles, disgusting stuff!

0points

Robert Beveridge 4 months ago

I can't do either anymore in any decent quantity, but back in the day I never had a problem with flat cola.

0points

Oskar vanZandt 4 months ago (edited)

Pass... Although if I have to choose, I'd go for fizzless Coke with ice.

0points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

Coke without bubbles. Sometimes I sip it after I've been ill, after the inevitably messy parade of shake, release, shake, release to get rid of as many bubbles as possible.

0points

Agfox 4 months ago

Depends on how much of each & how many times I'd have to do it

0points

Rika 4 months ago

Coke without bubbles is pretty nice. My mom drinks it often, it helps with her gastrointestinal issues.

0points

Grape Walls of Ire 4 months ago

Coke with bubbles is gross enough.

-2points

#29

Have feathers in your armpits or fingernails instead of teeth?

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Zaach 4 months ago

WTF???

21points

Sandy Kavanaugh 4 months ago

How cool would it be to have feathers anywhere!!??

5points

RM 4 months ago

Ok, that's the weirdest question I've seen on one of these would you rather quizzes!

4points

Crystalwitch60 4 months ago

If we had feathers in arm pits does that mean we could fly 😋🤔🤔

3points

Rick Murray 4 months ago

🤷🏻‍♀️ What were you smoking/drinking to come up with such a question?

2points

WindySwede 4 months ago

"Yes"

0points

Tacky 2 months ago

Hold 3 things

0points

Emilu Premium 4 months ago

At least it isn't being used as one of those stupid hiring questions, I guess... ( I hope... recruiting staff, don't get ideas, please).

0points

Dread Pirate Roberts 4 months ago

Lol who thought up something like this? 😂 maybe the same guy who came up with the vertical mouth or horizontal butt crack question in that one youtube video

0points

Little Bit 4 months ago

Again neither. They both sound horrible.

0points

megabeth 4 months ago

Idk, shave the feathers? Lol

0points

#30

Always agree with everyone but secretly disagree or openly disagree with everyone but secretly agree?

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Rick Murray 4 months ago

Always agree but secretly disagree - isn't that just "how to handle management"?

11points

Michael Largey 4 months ago

I voted for one of the two, but secretly preferred the other.

0points

RiceRiceBaby 929 4 months ago

These were easier to choose from than one I remember hearing once that stuck with me. Would you rather lick the paint off a clown's face or lick the bottom shelf of a fridge clean? Ugh....😖

0points

Scusa 4 months ago

You need a complete psych evaluation if you answer either way on this one

-1point