This Instagram Account Posts The Masterpieces Of Awful ‘Chefs’ And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones
What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. The best part? They come with hilarious captions as well.
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Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!
Luckily, even these "chefs" can up their culinary game almost instantly. There are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can add flavor to most of our dishes.
For example, Eat This, Not That! advises to always taste throughout the cooking process. Tasting your food with clean cutlery while you're preparing it can guide you, making it easier to stop short of over-seasoning your food.
I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl
If you're a carnivore, bring your meat to room temperature before cooking. If you're starting with meat that's been in the fridge, you can run into all sorts of problems, for example, the outside may still char when it hits the pan, but the inside will remain cold or lukewarm unless you overcook the whole thing.
Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan
This is a honest attempt , buns are tricky to do. They may very well taste nice 🙂
The EveryGirl also offered a few tips. Like, don't overcrowd your pan. Even if you think you have enough room in your skillet for an extra piece of chicken. Don’t risk it. There’s a chance the heat won’t distribute evenly to the rest of the food inside the pan, and not only the flavor can suffer from this. You can create a health risk.
Another thing you can do is store your spices in the right location. To prolong their life, keep them in a cool, dark place. Don’t put them on top of the stove, the heat and humidity can alter their flavor greatly.
So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices
And lastly, just remain mindful. Cooking is a never-ending learning process, and the best you can do is admit your mistakes, forgive yourself for them and strive to improve the next time.
Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae
Someone Help Me
Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!
Man, What?
Cooking For Bae
If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here
Omg lol...why do they call them "vegan shrimp"? Just call it a mandarin taco...
Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...
Hello? 911?
Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right
This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!
#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?
So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time
At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just
Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog
Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung
Sigh...i Just Cant...
Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?
Slop With A Side Of Salamander?
Damn Kim. I'll Pass
The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw
"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "
Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!
And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh
Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time
All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied
Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea
Please Use That Ot For Cooking Lessons Bae
So... easy mistake to make: SAY pancakes but post PICTURE of leftover pork chops (I hope).
Welp.. Chicken Looks Decent...
Looks like the chicken just got magically turned into rice and diarrhea all over the place...
Oh.. And Thats Exactly What Bae Said "Eff This Dinner"
Is What, Sending Him To The Hospital?!!!!
Bae Made This Last Night. Do Y'all Want One?
Reason #543,735 Why I Don't Participate In Office Potlucks Anymore
This is why I tuck a granola bar in my purse just in case for a potluck meal.
Bae With The Bobby Flay Appetizers!! Had The Guest Going Wild!
Those are SO good, though! Some people call it MN sushi. Its dill pickle spread with plain cream cheese and wrapped in deli meat(I'm used to ham) and usually sliced.
And Here We Have Alien vs. Predator Casserole
"My boyfriend just cooked me"???? Who's her boyfriend? Hannibal Lecter?
When Comments Get Real
The 1st Comment Tho!!!! Lmao
What's For Dinner Tonight?
I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I'm Out
I Am So Confused..its Like Avatar vs. Middle Earth On This Plate.. Is It Undercooked Or Overcooked Or Both
Love Is Blind... Poo Sticks And Porridge
Guessing The Secret Is You Compiled This Dinner From The Church Dumpster...unwanted
Chicken Drumstick, Sausage, baked beans, brown sauce... I wonder what the hell is the other two... Looks like some pot luck platters.
Morning...made For All You Baes
Bae Knew His Culinary Limitations
That Man Clearly Has Low Standards
Is She Serious W/ These Struggledogs = Wedding Off
And this people have a partner... And I can make dellicious salmon with rosemary and homemade french fries and cant find anyone!!!
Guess That Doesnt Include You Bruh..
Baked Vomit And You Only Notice The Sprinkles?!! Thats Love Right There Bae
Why Yes My Friend, Tis A Struggle Plate With #struggleslices.. Welcome To Where Food Porn Come To Die
Pretty much every man I know cooks better than this. My dad, brother and son KILL IT in the kitchen. This would NEVER even be imagined to be plated out of any of our kitchens. I fail to understand where people's taste buds are.
Cooking For Bae
God Bless America!
That Poor Bird Died In Vain
Which One Of Y'all Did This Goofy Sh*t?
Your Man Is About To Have The Bubble Guts
No The Hell They Don't
Bae Trying To Kill Us With Her Favorite. Food Poisoning. On Monday's We Have Salmonella
Who Looks Forward To So Much Struggle?
Not Sure About Y'all, But I'd Wait For Breakfast
The Bomb That Landed In The Toliet Shortly After
Annnnd Done!
Bae Hooked Up The Pho
Dawg, Tf Is This
Classic spaghetti dish but they dyed the pasta green for St Patrick's day
Surprise Me And Move Out
So Much Struggle....so Little Food
For The Health Nuts... Take Heed
When Comments Get Real
Eat The Cake Ana Mae!
2nd Comment. Thats Your Real Friend
We Clearly Have 2 Diff B visions Of Heaven..smh
Mmhhh.. Wonder Why He Is Leaving Again.. I Have A Thought.. Ijs
The Fact That Bae Thought This Looked Like An Insta Materpiece Instead Of Jr's Diaper Is Mind Blowing
Wait...have Y’all Had This?
Bae Needs To (A) Raise Her Standards (B) Pick Up That Pepto On Her Way Home
#whencommentsgetreal
Rotflmao.. That 1st Comment!
Do We Can Agree Bae Is Working With Very Few Teeth And An Iron Stomach
It's in a to go container... Can only assume that even worse than making this mess she actually paid someone else for it.
Class Is In Session: Keep A Man 101. What Did Y'all Learn Today?
What is with all the "how to keep a man" c**p? Is this ones life goal or something?!
Oh... Thats What That Is? Maybe If You Squint And Turn Ya ...naw..just Dont See It
Glad Someone Said It
And She Captioned It "Mama Did That".. Did What? Create A Vomit Inducer
Sry _kingbry ... Cannot Identify
Let Me Find Out! Knew That Coffee Tasted Funny
This Heifa Thinks We Can Really Tell The Diff From One Poo Piece To Another
When Comments Get Real
Creative Heifa... New Way To Slowly Kill Bae And Get That Life Insurance
I'm Shocked Someone Would Allow You To Cook
Damn @applebees Doing Em Like That..smh
And To End The Night. The Dessert
Clip From The New Starship Troopers Film..oh Wait Naw ..bae Just Cooked Again
I'm Str8 Bae..
Bae Hooked Me Up With This Bland Ass Low Country Boil
*mortal Kombat Voice* It Had Begun!!! "Cooking For Bae Day" Is Upon Us!!!
But Bae...since When Is Canned Corn Soulfood
Pink Can Be Fun.. As In Pinkslip And Walking Papers *bye Felicia *
Ready?!! The Hell It Is!
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Struggle Shells And Struggle Plate On Deck
Y'all See That Slice Of Cheese Laid Up As A Sacrifice To The Living God??
That Time Again
Eggs Over Easy With A Side Of Coon…..y'all Know Bae From The Country
Photography Is Not Always The Answer. Booger Stew My Friends..
The Spaghetti Struggle
Keep Telling Yourself That Bae. If It Helps You Sleep At Night
Covered In #foodfromthestomach. Why You Feeding Bae That?
So Now I Gotta Pick The Struggle Out My Salad
Special Place In Hell For The 11 Ppl That Liked The Pepto Meatloaf
Cant Have A Sunday Struggle Without Struggleslices Constipation & Regret
There are shades of beige in there I didn't know my eyes could perceive...
Party Platters By Bae. Please No Dms For Orders
#whencommentsgetreal . Couldnt Have Said It Better Myself
Name A Better Bae....i’ll Wait
Don’t You Dare Blame This On Pinterest
Kraft singles have a way of taking something good and making it look stupid.
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Oh...
So Strategic With The #struggleslice Placement
Sooo Yall Just Werent Going To Tell Me Sodraya Was Cooking For Bae This Morning
Bae May Be Trying To Breakup
And Your Kids Will Secretly Hate You For. Life
Yall Heifas Just Love Bacon Huh
What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
Load More Replies...I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
Load More Replies...Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
Load More Replies...What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
Load More Replies...I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
Load More Replies...Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
Load More Replies...