This Instagram Account Posts The Masterpieces Of Awful ‘Chefs’ And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones
What is food without Instagram? And what is Instagram without food? The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever. From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. The best part? They come with hilarious captions as well.
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Happy Salmonella Sunday, Bae!
Let's not assume... might also be a dead guy instead of girl ;)
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This can't be real. If it kills them it'll be a great example of natural selection. SMH.
This deserves Gordon Ramsay screaming "THE CHICKEN IS F*****G RAW!" at her.
Advances in medicine helps people live longer, but at least stupidity is still around to keep the population in check.
Whelp, that’s one sure and tested way to lose weight fast. I’m surprised the Kardashians haven’t caught on.
Believe it or not but this is actually a real dish in Japan. It called Torisashi.
Well, they also gave the world that blowfish dish that can kill you. They like to dine dangerously!
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Isn't that the one that's rapidly developing a strong resistance to antibiotics?
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I've ended up in a hospital bed with infusions because of salmonella once. There's no way I'd risk trying to eat that
Plus, it's a crime to waste chicken. It's so fun to experiment with all different spices.
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Let her eat one of the strips and she will forever understand the difference between chicken and beef.
Actually raw chicken isn't used even in BARF diets for dogs... :)
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That is not medium rare, that is cooked chicken skin on top of raw chicken.
There are some small areas of the chicken that is cooked.
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I really want to know: how many of these non-well done chicken eating people has never gotten sick from it...
And here we are , cooking chicken in pressure cookers to buttery softness...
Form that wikipedia page: "There are many risks associated with consuming torisashi as the inside is left raw"
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So long as the outside of the chicken gets hot enough this is actually safe. Minced chicken needs to be cooked right through.
Actually this isn't true. Salmonella is throughout chicken muscle (meat) and eggs, which is why chicken has to be cooked to higher temperatures than beef, which doesn't.
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Anybody else just throw up in their mouth a bit? What a f*****g dumbshit.
Yuk! Salmonella, campylobacteria or what!! All in that. Chicken - medium rare is a NO NO! Do you really need food poisoning?? Salmonella, E-coli etc.! No way!!!!
This is a troll. Looks like chicken sashimi served in Japan. I eat it often here. It’s not unusual. The playing looks Japanese. Maybe found/ took a photo and made the post to get a reaction.
unreal, maybe these are laboratory chickens, or so organic they can fly above the germs
I had a phase when I experimented with raw meats, some were good, but raw chicken was repulsive and I'm glad nothing happened to me from eating it..
Nope to infinity. Someone inform this ignorant soul about Salmonella.
This is a troll. Looks like chicken sashimi served in Japan. I eat it often here. It’s not unusual. The playing looks Japanese. Maybe took a photo and made the post to get a reaction.
Luckily, even these "chefs" can up their culinary game almost instantly. There are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can add flavor to most of our dishes.
For example, Eat This, Not That! advises to always taste throughout the cooking process. Tasting your food with clean cutlery while you're preparing it can guide you, making it easier to stop short of over-seasoning your food.
I Know You Didn’t Think We Were Done! This One Made My Flesh Crawl
If you're a carnivore, bring your meat to room temperature before cooking. If you're starting with meat that's been in the fridge, you can run into all sorts of problems, for example, the outside may still char when it hits the pan, but the inside will remain cold or lukewarm unless you overcook the whole thing.
Pure Dog Poop On A Baking Pan
This is a honest attempt , buns are tricky to do. They may very well taste nice 🙂
The EveryGirl also offered a few tips. Like, don't overcrowd your pan. Even if you think you have enough room in your skillet for an extra piece of chicken. Don’t risk it. There’s a chance the heat won’t distribute evenly to the rest of the food inside the pan, and not only the flavor can suffer from this. You can create a health risk.
Another thing you can do is store your spices in the right location. To prolong their life, keep them in a cool, dark place. Don’t put them on top of the stove, the heat and humidity can alter their flavor greatly.
So Much Struggle Under Those Struggleslices
And lastly, just remain mindful. Cooking is a never-ending learning process, and the best you can do is admit your mistakes, forgive yourself for them and strive to improve the next time.
Guess Who’s Single! Looking For A New Bae
Someone Help Me
Bae Still Trying To Figure This Gumbo Thang Out. Somebody Get George Washington Carver On The Phone So He Can Tell Her This Is Not One Of The Uses Of Peanuts!
Man, What?
Cooking For Bae
If You Don't Get The F..... Outta Here
Omg lol...why do they call them "vegan shrimp"? Just call it a mandarin taco...
Bae’s Coming Up With New Recipes And Wants Me To Ask If Y’all Would Smash Or Pass...
Hello? 911?
Too Much Wrong To Be Done Right
This Heifa Just Messed Up Sangria For Me For Life!!
#howtokeepaman101 What Did You Learn?
So This Is Why Bae Is Here All The Time
At First Glance..thought It Was A Boiled Knee Cap..nah Just
Look Bae Combined Two Of My Fav Things.. Poo Chips+struggledog= Poodog
Here Bae.. Cancerous Lung
Sigh...i Just Cant...
Soooo Waffle House Is Open 24/7 Right?
Slop With A Side Of Salamander?
Damn Kim. I'll Pass
The Comment Said That These Are Chitterling Tacos. Hell Naw
"I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti "
Clearly She Loves This Man To Death... Stick With The Potato And Broccoli Bruh!!
And You Will Be Single All Your Life With This Thinking Bruh
Thx _80sbaby_ . Saving One Bae At A Time
All 115 Of You Need To Line Up 115 People Lied
Think She Forgot To Mention Bubble Guts And Diahrrea
Please Use That Ot For Cooking Lessons Bae
So... easy mistake to make: SAY pancakes but post PICTURE of leftover pork chops (I hope).
Welp.. Chicken Looks Decent...
Looks like the chicken just got magically turned into rice and diarrhea all over the place...
Oh.. And Thats Exactly What Bae Said "Eff This Dinner"
Is What, Sending Him To The Hospital?!!!!
Bae Made This Last Night. Do Y'all Want One?
Reason #543,735 Why I Don't Participate In Office Potlucks Anymore
This is why I tuck a granola bar in my purse just in case for a potluck meal.
Bae With The Bobby Flay Appetizers!! Had The Guest Going Wild!
Those are SO good, though! Some people call it MN sushi. Its dill pickle spread with plain cream cheese and wrapped in deli meat(I'm used to ham) and usually sliced.
And Here We Have Alien vs. Predator Casserole
"My boyfriend just cooked me"???? Who's her boyfriend? Hannibal Lecter?
When Comments Get Real
The 1st Comment Tho!!!! Lmao
What's For Dinner Tonight?
I Don't Even Know Where To Start. I'm Out
I Am So Confused..its Like Avatar vs. Middle Earth On This Plate.. Is It Undercooked Or Overcooked Or Both
Love Is Blind... Poo Sticks And Porridge
Guessing The Secret Is You Compiled This Dinner From The Church Dumpster...unwanted
Chicken Drumstick, Sausage, baked beans, brown sauce... I wonder what the hell is the other two... Looks like some pot luck platters.
Morning...made For All You Baes
Bae Knew His Culinary Limitations
That Man Clearly Has Low Standards
Is She Serious W/ These Struggledogs = Wedding Off
And this people have a partner... And I can make dellicious salmon with rosemary and homemade french fries and cant find anyone!!!
Guess That Doesnt Include You Bruh..
Baked Vomit And You Only Notice The Sprinkles?!! Thats Love Right There Bae
Why Yes My Friend, Tis A Struggle Plate With #struggleslices.. Welcome To Where Food Porn Come To Die
Pretty much every man I know cooks better than this. My dad, brother and son KILL IT in the kitchen. This would NEVER even be imagined to be plated out of any of our kitchens. I fail to understand where people's taste buds are.
Cooking For Bae
God Bless America!
That Poor Bird Died In Vain
Which One Of Y'all Did This Goofy Sh*t?
Your Man Is About To Have The Bubble Guts
No The Hell They Don't
Bae Trying To Kill Us With Her Favorite. Food Poisoning. On Monday's We Have Salmonella
Who Looks Forward To So Much Struggle?
Not Sure About Y'all, But I'd Wait For Breakfast
The Bomb That Landed In The Toliet Shortly After
Annnnd Done!
Bae Hooked Up The Pho
Dawg, Tf Is This
Classic spaghetti dish but they dyed the pasta green for St Patrick's day
Surprise Me And Move Out
So Much Struggle....so Little Food
For The Health Nuts... Take Heed
When Comments Get Real
Eat The Cake Ana Mae!
2nd Comment. Thats Your Real Friend
Mmhhh.. Wonder Why He Is Leaving Again.. I Have A Thought.. Ijs
The Fact That Bae Thought This Looked Like An Insta Materpiece Instead Of Jr's Diaper Is Mind Blowing
Wait...have Y’all Had This?
Bae Needs To (A) Raise Her Standards (B) Pick Up That Pepto On Her Way Home
Rotflmao.. That 1st Comment!
Do We Can Agree Bae Is Working With Very Few Teeth And An Iron Stomach
It's in a to go container... Can only assume that even worse than making this mess she actually paid someone else for it.
Class Is In Session: Keep A Man 101. What Did Y'all Learn Today?
What is with all the "how to keep a man" c**p? Is this ones life goal or something?!
Oh... Thats What That Is? Maybe If You Squint And Turn Ya ...naw..just Dont See It
Glad Someone Said It
And She Captioned It "Mama Did That".. Did What? Create A Vomit Inducer
Sry _kingbry ... Cannot Identify
Let Me Find Out! Knew That Coffee Tasted Funny
This Heifa Thinks We Can Really Tell The Diff From One Poo Piece To Another
When Comments Get Real
Creative Heifa... New Way To Slowly Kill Bae And Get That Life Insurance
I'm Shocked Someone Would Allow You To Cook
Damn @applebees Doing Em Like That..smh
Clip From The New Starship Troopers Film..oh Wait Naw ..bae Just Cooked Again
I'm Str8 Bae..
Bae Hooked Me Up With This Bland Ass Low Country Boil
*mortal Kombat Voice* It Had Begun!!! "Cooking For Bae Day" Is Upon Us!!!
But Bae...since When Is Canned Corn Soulfood
Pink Can Be Fun.. As In Pinkslip And Walking Papers *bye Felicia *
Ready?!! The Hell It Is!
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Struggle Shells And Struggle Plate On Deck
Y'all See That Slice Of Cheese Laid Up As A Sacrifice To The Living God??
That Time Again
Eggs Over Easy With A Side Of Coon…..y'all Know Bae From The Country
Photography Is Not Always The Answer. Booger Stew My Friends..
The Spaghetti Struggle
Keep Telling Yourself That Bae. If It Helps You Sleep At Night
Covered In #foodfromthestomach. Why You Feeding Bae That?
So Now I Gotta Pick The Struggle Out My Salad
Special Place In Hell For The 11 Ppl That Liked The Pepto Meatloaf
Cant Have A Sunday Struggle Without Struggleslices Constipation & Regret
There are shades of beige in there I didn't know my eyes could perceive...
Party Platters By Bae. Please No Dms For Orders
#whencommentsgetreal . Couldnt Have Said It Better Myself
Name A Better Bae....i’ll Wait
Don’t You Dare Blame This On Pinterest
Kraft singles have a way of taking something good and making it look stupid.
$7.99
Oh...
Sooo Yall Just Werent Going To Tell Me Sodraya Was Cooking For Bae This Morning
Bae May Be Trying To Breakup
And Your Kids Will Secretly Hate You For. Life
Yall Heifas Just Love Bacon Huh
What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
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I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
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Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
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Can we just agree that 'Muricans don't know what cheese is supposed to look, feel, taste like and cost?
I am guessing that many of these meals were made by rednecks judging by the ingredients and the captions. They are the type of people that completely bypass the good quality cheese to buy Kraft Singles or Velveeta. They like that authentic plastic taste to their cheese.
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Bae is the Danish word for c**p - as in poop. Seems all too appropriate!
I actually did make some chocolate cup cakes once, 2 of them contained fish stick pieces, just to see which kid of mine screamed first. IMG_2664-5...baa586.jpg 
That’s a great idea..to see which kid screams first!
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Dear Panda, you know how people get upset when you reduce the number of pictures? This probably ain't one of those times.
It's ok to have with a few culinary fails when you only start cooking but why don't they recognize them as such? I mean, it's evident, no? 0.0
And why photograph them and proudly post them on the internet for all to see? I think some of them are delusional or something.
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If you stay together with your significant other after receiving such a meal it means you really love him or her.
All of these post are making me feel a lot better about my own cooking.. and I’m 14
Well... I thought that the "you have to know how to keep your man" was a kind of latin/mediterranean philisophy. But I can see, by those posts, that this is a big deal in the USA too. ... Nothing wrong to try to please your partener, though... Aaah! I don't know... It just sounds that the "man" is a kind of loose dog 😶
Okay- these pictures were disgusting, the majority of them. But it's a perfect snapshot of why there are so many obese people. Plastic cheese, processed meats, stuff from a box..It really isn't that difficult to make delicious, appetizing food with the internet. Another yet burning example of why they need to bring home economics back to schools..Lots of examples of potential food poisoning.
Some of these "dishes" should be prosecuted as war crimes, crimes against humanity, production of weapons of mass destruction, terrorism, or similar sections of international law...
Im a single guy who can cook like a champ. I feel like I should 100% be in a relationship just due to how much better I can cook than these people.
This makes me feel so much better about my cooking abilities and meal planning. My kids don't realize how good they have it.
And to think that I planned to have dinner after seeing this...
OMG I want to cry at the horror. I'm guessing most of these failures are made by recently made adults and never taught any cooking skills. The cooks own comments say amateur/ beginner. Grand MA teach these poor idiots how to boil water without burning it!
I showed this to my boyfriend and told him "see this is how other cook". You should be grateful that my one is really good and edible :D Like really nobody teach my how to cook but when I started to live with my boyfriend as 19 year old girl I was able to see what was fail and what not (ofc I didn't show this fails to my bf) now after 14years together I am still not chef or expert but my fails drop almost to 0. I wish to have at least 5% of their self confidence.
Damn im like 12 and know how to make pork chops.... so this is terrifing
I had to stop looking after a few, I was getting sick to my stomach. Literally.
What's wrong with people eating chicken half raw?🤦🏻♀️ Is it the urge to torture oneself or the attempt to explain salmonella poisoning on the basis of one's own experience? 🤔
These remind me of the terrible dishes my little sister used to bring home from school after doing Food Tech. My Dad, the absolute bloody trooper, ate every single one of them. Me and my Mam used to hide in another room.
I've made some effed up stuff ...almost all my attempts at cakes have fallen apart. But they didn't look as f*****g gross as #29. That looks like...cholera fiarhea😷
This is an excellent post to curb my appetite. I couldn't get past 30 of them.
Thank God my accidents in the kitchen consist of me tripping over the cat and dropping the cheesecake pan before putting it in the fridge... I won't complain again...
And now you know why America has an obesity epidemic. No one taught these people how to to eat healthy.
These are all so disgusting that I couldn't even finish going through them....
I love how almost every single one of these culinary cataclysms is served on disposable plates. Stay classy!
Somehow I managed to make all the way through to 123. Without vomiting. To be honest,. I did feel a little something at the back of my throat just now.
20 were enough... what the hell were the next 100 for? :/ tldr.. or watch
At least you could post the pictures in the original quality,no need to make them look worse...
What's up with all these women being proud of knowing how to 'feed their man'? I cook for both of us, not to 'feed my man'. And usually he cooks, because he's home all day and I work. There's nothing to be proud of in slaving for a man. You're equals, not his mommy or servant.
Maybe some of them are proud to do a nice thing for their husbands or boyfriends. Something those belonging to male gender are not able to do, and they feel happy about it. Maybe their husbands or boyfriends will post themselves repairing the boiler or things like that. I would save my anger for other occasions. Anyway, these recipes are disgusting, so there are no reasons to be proud. I
Load More Replies... I couldn't. Only managed as far as 56. Anyone who to the end has amazing mental strength and a stomach of cast iron!
Load More Replies... Effing instaculture has empowered legions of people to show off just how much they suck at stuff.
Coupled with the don't put anyone down/ criticize and they all get participation awards
Load More Replies... Can we just agree that 'Muricans don't know what cheese is supposed to look, feel, taste like and cost?
I am guessing that many of these meals were made by rednecks judging by the ingredients and the captions. They are the type of people that completely bypass the good quality cheese to buy Kraft Singles or Velveeta. They like that authentic plastic taste to their cheese.
Load More Replies... Bae is the Danish word for c**p - as in poop. Seems all too appropriate!
I actually did make some chocolate cup cakes once, 2 of them contained fish stick pieces, just to see which kid of mine screamed first. IMG_2664-5...baa586.jpg
That’s a great idea..to see which kid screams first!
Load More Replies... Dear Panda, you know how people get upset when you reduce the number of pictures? This probably ain't one of those times.
It's ok to have with a few culinary fails when you only start cooking but why don't they recognize them as such? I mean, it's evident, no? 0.0
And why photograph them and proudly post them on the internet for all to see? I think some of them are delusional or something.
Load More Replies... If you stay together with your significant other after receiving such a meal it means you really love him or her.
All of these post are making me feel a lot better about my own cooking.. and I’m 14
Well... I thought that the "you have to know how to keep your man" was a kind of latin/mediterranean philisophy. But I can see, by those posts, that this is a big deal in the USA too. ... Nothing wrong to try to please your partener, though... Aaah! I don't know... It just sounds that the "man" is a kind of loose dog 😶
Okay- these pictures were disgusting, the majority of them. But it's a perfect snapshot of why there are so many obese people. Plastic cheese, processed meats, stuff from a box..It really isn't that difficult to make delicious, appetizing food with the internet. Another yet burning example of why they need to bring home economics back to schools..Lots of examples of potential food poisoning.
Some of these "dishes" should be prosecuted as war crimes, crimes against humanity, production of weapons of mass destruction, terrorism, or similar sections of international law...
Im a single guy who can cook like a champ. I feel like I should 100% be in a relationship just due to how much better I can cook than these people.
This makes me feel so much better about my cooking abilities and meal planning. My kids don't realize how good they have it.
And to think that I planned to have dinner after seeing this...
OMG I want to cry at the horror. I'm guessing most of these failures are made by recently made adults and never taught any cooking skills. The cooks own comments say amateur/ beginner. Grand MA teach these poor idiots how to boil water without burning it!
I showed this to my boyfriend and told him "see this is how other cook". You should be grateful that my one is really good and edible :D Like really nobody teach my how to cook but when I started to live with my boyfriend as 19 year old girl I was able to see what was fail and what not (ofc I didn't show this fails to my bf) now after 14years together I am still not chef or expert but my fails drop almost to 0. I wish to have at least 5% of their self confidence.
Damn im like 12 and know how to make pork chops.... so this is terrifing
I had to stop looking after a few, I was getting sick to my stomach. Literally.
What's wrong with people eating chicken half raw?🤦🏻♀️ Is it the urge to torture oneself or the attempt to explain salmonella poisoning on the basis of one's own experience? 🤔
These remind me of the terrible dishes my little sister used to bring home from school after doing Food Tech. My Dad, the absolute bloody trooper, ate every single one of them. Me and my Mam used to hide in another room.
I've made some effed up stuff ...almost all my attempts at cakes have fallen apart. But they didn't look as f*****g gross as #29. That looks like...cholera fiarhea😷
This is an excellent post to curb my appetite. I couldn't get past 30 of them.
Thank God my accidents in the kitchen consist of me tripping over the cat and dropping the cheesecake pan before putting it in the fridge... I won't complain again...
And now you know why America has an obesity epidemic. No one taught these people how to to eat healthy.
These are all so disgusting that I couldn't even finish going through them....
I love how almost every single one of these culinary cataclysms is served on disposable plates. Stay classy!
Somehow I managed to make all the way through to 123. Without vomiting. To be honest,. I did feel a little something at the back of my throat just now.
20 were enough... what the hell were the next 100 for? :/ tldr.. or watch
At least you could post the pictures in the original quality,no need to make them look worse...
