*Jazz music stops* ..... *Banjo music begins*

It's a good thing that you didn't cancel the date. He sounds like he has a good sense of humour.

I would say this is a best first date. :-)

Awkward!

Enemy on the first date.

Um... Trying to BREAK IN? Call the police!

lol This is the type of stuff you put your partner through after years together, not on a first date.

It's a good thing you avoided the second coming of Hitler.

Why the second date?

As a vet he wasn't used to asking for consent..

Was his name Dexter?

Is that a euphemism?

Hitler was right.. Out of his goddamn mind

Drew doesn't like this one.

That escalated quickly !

Are you sure he wasn't just poorly communicating his own incontinence?

I have mentally tried putting on three seatbelts for five minutes, so far unsuccessfully

At least they let you know right away they were the blackmailing type... Nice to know you escaped the second date

Eek, this reminds me of a weird first date I had when I was in my early 20's. The guy brought his mum with him to the restaurant, and she told me that if I had kids "by accident" she would be more than happy to look after them for me while I worked. I still shudder when I think about that evening!!

"How I met my stalker..."

Juvenile!

Wow!

Oh dear!! This should be a, "then I went to live in a cave" stories.

on.. a first date? wow..

I think this lady was offended by not being offered one more than anything

Your first time pumping gas should be with someone you love.

Oh, God, that is so gross!

I reach a point in my life where I would have stop the date after the dinner. The details about skinning a deer, specialy when I'm eating, no way I'm going anywhere with him after that.

Did he bring her along? Coz that would be a whole different story..

No shot gun wedding?

Well done? How could he do this to a steak?

Was it Paul the wine guy or Fun Bobby?

That was my 5th date. I met someone much better in bed that night. I have a new boyfriend.

This guy clearly wasn't ready to date anyone.

Seems like he's the worst date himself, being late for a movie-date.

Well, if you wanna play it that safe, you go on ahead lol

0.0 O.O

It would have been perfectly reasonable to get a doggy bag for the sandwich and just go.

I dated this guy once, colleague from work ( I know, a no-go but I really liked him and I was leaving that firm anyway). He was great company at work : funny, helpful, intelligent, charming. But I found out about his gambling habits when we dated. Since he had no money for casino's, he played these games on his phone where you push buttons en see those slot machine thingies turn and turn and turn. And he played them endlessly ! Everywhere we were or went ! Nothing ever happend in those games !! It was just : click and turn, click and turn, click and turn.On and on and on. It did not went well with the relationship

What is Lady's night? I've never heard of it before.

And his mom went along with it? Ok

So, what appeals to you about this position?

"...to whom he is now married"

ummmm.... ok then.

I bet he gave you a bad review.

She should have said something, definitely not on you

Well? Did you go to date 2?

"I did, but I only got pictures of clowns and some mug shots."

To be fair... Rolling stones had some bangers

I don't know, but for some reason I think that's cute.

and they had binoculars...

Double booker.

Did you tell him, "You have failed me for the last time, Admiral!"

If she was afraid the ambulance was stolen why did she agree to go with him? Also no better car to rape someone than an ambulance.

What other kind of man did you expect ? It was at the Andy Warhol Museum !

That's what the block function is for.

Which is why you also have cards linked to your phone... just in case

I married my last two husband's who took to McDonald's on the first date :) lol that sounds horrible but it's what i wanted. Still married to the second one