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Swyft • commented on 38 posts 3 years ago

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

it is, it's kind of annoying, I have lived here my entire life

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

oh, that's supposed to stop me, the gaps aren't the problem, I just don't want to be in those for any longer than I have to

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

there is also a difference between white and regular cheddar, a difference between sharp and mild, you could probably find 50 different types of cheddar

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

only reason I would have shoes on in the house is bringing in groceries, but as soon as I'm done I take them off

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

if you put just about anything on white bread, it tastes sweet (in america)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

they aren't this, they are probably the normal ones, which are way cheaper and look more comfortable

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

you can also save over $1,000.00 USD by buying the normal ones and not these

50 Posts From People Fed Up With Unrealistic Requirements And Expectations When Trying To Find A Job

imagine getting an interviewer who knows every pokemon, but doesn't know anything about coding

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

I drank black coffee at 3, without all of the espresso, I would be fine with it

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

I was once called racist, because I didn't have a friend who was black, my 3 friends were asian and hispanic, but I wasn't friends with one of the 3 black people in my grade

Guy Exposes 24 Animal Lies We Believe As Kids, Provides An Explanation About What Is Actually Happening

and for all of those people who say that mythbusters isn't accurate, the experiments were mostly scientific, they got the answer to the question and then blew everything up

Millennials Share 30 Things That Today's Kids Have No Clue About, And They'll Probably Make You Feel Ancient

at least is isn't the current summoners war ad running on crunchyroll right now

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

honestly would suck, night is my sun free time of day

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

Part of the book was that she didn't look that different from her character other than the large birthmark, the movie and the book are completely different, the movie never follows the book, the character names are about the same and that's about it

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

I'm fairly certain you get the same thing when you order fish and chips in america, that is what they are like no matter where I go

Millennials Share 30 Things That Today's Kids Have No Clue About, And They'll Probably Make You Feel Ancient

wait, so I can make fun of gen alpha now, because they aren't like 2 years old (commenting to pat)

50 Of The Most Spot-On Memes That Sum Up What It's Like To Be Single

fairly certain there are only 139 of them, but the post says 142

50 Of The Most Spot-On Memes That Sum Up What It's Like To Be Single

this is why I like reddit, the posts are still about valentines day, but at least everyone is single

50 Of The Most Spot-On Memes That Sum Up What It's Like To Be Single

you sure I've never been this lonely

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Both, both is good

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

honestly, most new PG movies I have seen have been boring, but there are a few exceptions

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

you can watch porn on youtube, but still

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

no, friends like that make you feel smart

50 Light-Hearted Comics With A Sudden Twist By Yanni Davros

yeah, and they do it on facebook

People Share Their Autocorrect Fails That Made Their Mundane Messages Hilarious (50 Pics)

this sounds like a fun school

People Share Their Autocorrect Fails That Made Their Mundane Messages Hilarious (50 Pics)

there is more to anime girls than bust size, thighs are nice too

People Share Their Autocorrect Fails That Made Their Mundane Messages Hilarious (50 Pics)

anyone can enjoy wings

Millennials Share 30 Things That Today's Kids Have No Clue About, And They'll Probably Make You Feel Ancient

I think millennial starts before 85

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Swyft • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

Yay MEMES

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

Sir, we spell that 'Merican cause we live in 'Merica. The actual pronunciation depends on the region of the country and the level of intoxication of the speaker, so Merkin is phonetically correct in some states.

Swyft • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In School? (Closed)

Swyft • submitted 20 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Which Fictional Character Would Be The Most Exciting To Meet In Real Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Are A Fan Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Word Would Your Picture Be Next To In A Dictionary? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Memes You Can Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Name Something Positive About Corona-Virus (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Imagine Your A Kid And You Can't You TV For An Entire Year. What Will You Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Stay Focused When You Need To Work?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience With A Bug? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Conversation You Have Ever Had (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Would You Explain Your Username? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Discriminating Thing That Has Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Dream Date Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Songs Don't Make Sense Anymore? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Quirk, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pokémon Team? Any Game, Any Team! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing That Should Be Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go To The Future, What Would Be The First Thing You Would Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Were Arrested Without An Explaination, What Would Your Friends And Family Think You Did? (Closed)

Hey Bored Pandas, Why Are You So Bored? (Closed)

Swyft • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

no, by their logic, since you aren't white, you could beat someone up for being white and not be racist

50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

mine changed for the better

50 Quirky And Dark Comics With Twisted Endings By SpaceBoyCantLol

I can confirm, I know a doctor

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

yeah, I should probably include money with the little brother, shouldn't I

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

I saw a meme about being popular on reddit was like sitting at the popular table in an insane asylum, honestly not far off

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

I'm sure all of the guys on reddit would love a gf

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

and should certainly at least receive some credit for giving me concepts to research on, I do still check all of the info, but it is mostly accurate

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

it makes sense in the context, it is faster to say "and" than "second word"

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

just say it however it sounds good, you should be mostly fine

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

I believe I have heard my parents use "the other day" about something they did before my dad was born

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

it is, it's kind of annoying, I have lived here my entire life

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

oh, that's supposed to stop me, the gaps aren't the problem, I just don't want to be in those for any longer than I have to

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

there is also a difference between white and regular cheddar, a difference between sharp and mild, you could probably find 50 different types of cheddar

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

only reason I would have shoes on in the house is bringing in groceries, but as soon as I'm done I take them off

40 Foreigners That Visited The US Reveal What Was The Biggest Culture Shock For Them

if you put just about anything on white bread, it tastes sweet (in america)

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

they aren't this, they are probably the normal ones, which are way cheaper and look more comfortable

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

you can also save over $1,000.00 USD by buying the normal ones and not these

50 Posts From People Fed Up With Unrealistic Requirements And Expectations When Trying To Find A Job

imagine getting an interviewer who knows every pokemon, but doesn't know anything about coding

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

I drank black coffee at 3, without all of the espresso, I would be fine with it

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

I was once called racist, because I didn't have a friend who was black, my 3 friends were asian and hispanic, but I wasn't friends with one of the 3 black people in my grade

Swyft • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 “Trade Offer” Memes

Yay MEMES

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

Hey Pandas, Show A Picture Of Something That Gives You Nostalgia (Closed)

Downboted because you like the cowboys.

Cyberchase, The Absolute Best Show On PBS KIDS

45 Times People Hilariously Roasted Multi-Level Marketing And Pyramid Schemes

Unlike Monat, CYBERCORP will never scam you! (although we might use you as a test subject for our military robots)

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

I feel like flies serve no purpose in this world and need to be killed off asap

Designers Were Challenged To Imagine Ads In Unexpected Places And Here's The Result (30 Pics)

Well yeah, that dude is rock hard.

50 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (March Edition)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.

40 Trends Doomed To Lose Popularity In 5 Years, According To People In This Online Community

Yes, but EA'll fix that with Sims 5.

40 Trends Doomed To Lose Popularity In 5 Years, According To People In This Online Community

Because we are scared! It took me 8 years to build up the courage to go under the knife and it was one of the best decisions I ever made! At first I was happy with the reputation that came with my penis but actually living with it was horrific! I felt like a freak with an abnormality. It was all anyone talked about, and a practical sex life was non-existent. Women would hear about it and hound me to see it or sleep with them. When I entered a long term relationship it was established quite early on that a 'normal' sex life was not going to happen. We agreed I would be happier with a reduction, regardless of how our relationship went, but it took 8 years before I did anything about it! This illogical fear about anything hurting our genitals will be men's undoing!

I Merge Two Characters That Have Something In Common Together (16 Pics)

Red bein pretty sus

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

actually, a more correct order would be "kid kills god becomes king,"

45 Of The Funniest “My Family Is Weird” Stories, As Shared By People For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

ur family sounds super fun. can i get an invite?

40 Examples Of Toxic And Greedy Management, As Shared On This Online Community

It says nothing about American education. It’s likely that English isn’t their first language. Due to your desire to insult America you made the irrational assumption that a single person represented an entire country’s education system.

Happy Birthday, Birdfish!

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

bumper stickers are like yellow and black bands on a wasp or the bright blue of a poison dart frog, it's natures way of warning that the creature is dangerous.

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Draw A Battlefield (Closed)

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Greedy And Delusional Landlords, And Here Are Their 40 Best Posts

*angry fertilizer company noises*

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Greedy And Delusional Landlords, And Here Are Their 40 Best Posts

Ok this is actually funny. Weird, but funny.

People Are Revealing The Absolute Worst Things Their Bosses Said To Them (36 Tweets)

Well Susanne, that's true. I remember Norovirus so I wasn't going to Google it, nor do I need to follow the link, but it's interesting to read the comments. I hope that's OK with you.

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