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It’s no secret that getting along with management people is not always a given, but rather a gift. They often put too much pressure on the backs of already stressed employees, making it a perfectly toxic workplace environment to brew and prosper. And in some more extreme cases, it gets passive-aggressive, to say the least.

The corner of Reddit known by the name which screams sarcasm, Thanks Management, is a safe space to talk about hard things. According to the subreddit’s description, it’s a place made for “Showcasing notices from imperious middle managers, owners, landlords, school administrators, mean bosses, and overall pedants. Bonus points for misspellings, exclamation marks, threats over petty bullshit.”

And they mean it. From evil posters put up in the staff room as if nothing happened to the implementation of very questionable tools that are supposed to boost productivity at the expense of people, these are some take-notes-kids examples of how not to run your business.

#1

Landlord Cites Old Testament In Increasing Rent

Landlord Cites Old Testament In Increasing Rent

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"brucie baby"...this escalated quickly.

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    #2

    Eye See What They Think Of Management

    Eye See What They Think Of Management

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Anarchy!

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    #3

    Is Your Car Too Old? Well You're Fired Since A Responsible Person Would Own A Luxury Vehicle

    Is Your Car Too Old? Well You're Fired Since A Responsible Person Would Own A Luxury Vehicle

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    Nash Nopper
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WTF?!

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    #4

    From Best Buy's Training

    From Best Buy's Training

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    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Synonyms aren't real.

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    #5

    Snitch On Your Server, 25% Off Your Bill And Saliva In Your Drink

    Snitch On Your Server, 25% Off Your Bill And Saliva In Your Drink

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nothing could go wrong here. /s

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    #6

    The Battle Of Fonts

    The Battle Of Fonts

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    Thijs L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tbh i agree with that one

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    #7

    This Is Just Sad

    This Is Just Sad

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Typical vampire employers

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    #8

    Gym Management. Have Fun With This One

    Gym Management. Have Fun With This One

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Despite the wording, it's mainly addressed to people who are too lazy to clean up after them.

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    #9

    Op Was Fired For Not Showing Up To Work On 5 Hours Of Notice At 3:30am

    Op Was Fired For Not Showing Up To Work On 5 Hours Of Notice At 3:30am

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Getting fired from such a company doesn't sound that bad.

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    #10

    Gentle Reminder From Management

    Gentle Reminder From Management

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honestly, doing cocaine takes a lot less than 20 seconds.

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    #11

    Anti-Picnic Picnic Benches

    Anti-Picnic Picnic Benches

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You misunderstand, only 2 of the 3 sides have this sign --- there's only one picnic side.

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    #12

    Feel The Love

    Feel The Love

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is this legal in the states?

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    #13

    Got Ya!

    Got Ya!

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I can only take this as a joke from both sides!

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    #14

    Damn No More Group Crying And Screaming

    Damn No More Group Crying And Screaming

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hey, at least it wasn't an outright ban!

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    #15

    Old But Gold

    Old But Gold

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Old but gold ... and cold.

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    #16

    Tilted Bathroom Break

    Tilted Bathroom Break

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    From the "Why deal with a problem by speaking directly with those involved when you can make everyone miserable?" school of management.

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    #17

    We’re All Finally Saved

    We’re All Finally Saved

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They only sell the natural alternatives to vaping.

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    #18

    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

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    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, I can't do those things then, because I don't have zero talent.

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    #19

    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

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    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sara is a bitch

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    #20

    Osha Is On The Phone What Should I Tell Them

    Osha Is On The Phone What Should I Tell Them

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    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It actually works ...!!!

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    #21

    A Greedy Boss Makes The Worst Sign

    A Greedy Boss Makes The Worst Sign

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    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Some people have issues...

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    #22

    Stolen From Twitter

    Stolen From Twitter

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Who is going to measure this?

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    #23

    Smell Check?

    Smell Check?

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    Tarryn Penny
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Spare a thought for the poor bugger that gets paid to do the smell check!

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    #24

    When Management Turns A Nice Gesture Into An Insult

    When Management Turns A Nice Gesture Into An Insult

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    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yay so excited

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    #25

    Candy Is Not Jerkin’ Around

    Candy Is Not Jerkin’ Around

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So, guess females are exempt?

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    #26

    Thanks Debbie...

    Thanks Debbie...

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Kinky

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    #27

    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is just mean and unnecessary.

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    #28

    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How many times did it happen for them to decide on a sign?

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    #29

    “Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”

    “Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”

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    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    LOL.

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    #30

    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

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    Flowers
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't be bashful, step right up and use the toilet, nevermind the camera.

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    #31

    You Have Exceeded The Maximum Number Of Eye Movements Student. Teacher Is A Control Freak On Students Taking Test At Home

    You Have Exceeded The Maximum Number Of Eye Movements Student. Teacher Is A Control Freak On Students Taking Test At Home

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    FFS

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    #32

    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Thanks a lot for this 1€ (or so).

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    #33

    Sincerely, Disappointed

    Sincerely, Disappointed

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I suggest you go somewhere else.

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    #34

    2 Hour Minimum Parking

    2 Hour Minimum Parking

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not evil -- a typo.

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    #35

    Cook The Landlord Instead

    Cook The Landlord Instead

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Worm the food"?!!!

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    #36

    Jesus=germs (Be Afraid)

    Jesus=germs (Be Afraid)

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Germs yes, but Jesus...?

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    #37

    Petulant Landlord

    Petulant Landlord

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    If you're paying rent then you should be able to do whatever you want behind closed doors as long as it doesn't bother anyone else.

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    #38

    Being An Asshole To People Trying To Get Out Of The Cold

    Being An Asshole To People Trying To Get Out Of The Cold

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    sums up the uncaring world we find ourselves in today , so sad , but so very true

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    #39

    Standing Is Not An Option

    Standing Is Not An Option

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why is this a problem? Many males have aim and dribble issues

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    #40

    Thanks, Management!

    Thanks, Management!

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What if someone starts crying at work? Are they allowed to leave then?

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    #41

    Do Not Play Ac/Dc. Found On Fb And Thought It Belonged Here

    Do Not Play Ac/Dc. Found On Fb And Thought It Belonged Here

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Then remove the song selections? This Aaron is pretty entitled

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    #42

    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

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    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    The first one is encouraging employees to not be part of a union. A union is a group of employees who stand up to management if they are treating workers unfairly. The second one is a threat to the management who made the first one, reminding them of the French Revolution; when the working class basically cut all the rich people's heads off and overthrew the government.

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    #43

    The Legendary Bandit

    The Legendary Bandit

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Filming in the restroom... is this legal? But I do get the problem, had a similar experience a few times at work.

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    #44

    Keep Doing It

    Keep Doing It

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol

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    #45

    Thanks For The Annual £0.14 Bonus!

    Thanks For The Annual £0.14 Bonus!

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What is with all the banana rewards?!

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    #46

    "We Named Our Community After A Native Tribe That Was Forced Off Their Lands And Sent To Live In Oklahoma, Please Respect Our Property And Our Occupation Of This Land"

    "We Named Our Community After A Native Tribe That Was Forced Off Their Lands And Sent To Live In Oklahoma, Please Respect Our Property And Our Occupation Of This Land"

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Seems very American.

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    #47

    Alright Karen

    Alright Karen

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OMG, they've got some secret enchantment spell!

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    #48

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, it is a restaurant and as much as that sucks, most are open because of the holiday crowds.

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    #49

    Our Ortho Practice

    Our Ortho Practice

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is really good! Walking around after hours in scrubs is disgusting. Scrubs are worn so that you don't contaminate your real clothes with pee, poop, snot, vomit, or other body fluids/contagious filth. Don't bring that s**t into the grocery store, to the bar, restaurants, etc!

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    #50

    Won't Sell Guns To Terrorists Or Democrats

    Won't Sell Guns To Terrorists Or Democrats

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, this one aged well...

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    #51

    It's Almost Like We Live A System That Incentivizes A Never Ending Rat Race That Requires You To Abandon All Connection To Our Humanity

    It's Almost Like We Live A System That Incentivizes A Never Ending Rat Race That Requires You To Abandon All Connection To Our Humanity

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Don't have kids. Problem solved.

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    #52

    Glad I Got My Face

    Glad I Got My Face

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    Zsolt Hegedűs
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *poor Slenderman noises*

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    #53

    I’d Prefer We Didn’t, Actually

    I’d Prefer We Didn’t, Actually

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you insist, but I'd rather not.

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    #54

    Big Lots Union Busting Propaganda

    Big Lots Union Busting Propaganda

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow!

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    #55

    Are You Dreaming?

    Are You Dreaming?

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is this a recurring issue?

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    #56

    I Was On A Road Trip Today And Stopped At A Restaurant To Use The Bathroom. Chaos Ensued

    I Was On A Road Trip Today And Stopped At A Restaurant To Use The Bathroom. Chaos Ensued

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How about pee, poo, or toilet paper? Are those allowed in the toilet?

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    #57

    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I have less than a year of web development experience and I could make something better in about 5 minutes.

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    #58

    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Fairly certain that's illegal?

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    #59

    Thanks

    Thanks

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    Tom Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It is open 24 hours, just not 7 days a week

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    #60

    We Work At The Most Dangerous Liquor Store Downtown, And Majority Of The Staff Is Female Under 25. Management Was Getting Upset With Us For Not Taking Deliveries Out When There Were Only Two People Scheduled So They Wrote This Out Today

    We Work At The Most Dangerous Liquor Store Downtown, And Majority Of The Staff Is Female Under 25. Management Was Getting Upset With Us For Not Taking Deliveries Out When There Were Only Two People Scheduled So They Wrote This Out Today

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And how many did? Hopefully, all of them.

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    #61

    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    pretty sure corporated forces management to do that.... i'd like to see post about manager whine against corporate too

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    #62

    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

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    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's what happens when you treat employees like cattle...

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    #63

    At The Optometrist’s Office....

    At The Optometrist’s Office....

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'd act like i don't know that is a phone and say i have never seen a phone with buttons

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    #64

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Customers - remember, before getting huffy when cashiers get pushy about rewards programs and/or cards, they'd rather not. They are being forced to do so. Just answer politely and let them get on with the spiel they HAVE to do, per management, and, if you have a problem with it, take it up the line and leave them alone. They aren't hassling you of their own volition.

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    #65

    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago

    In Canada, that's illegal.

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    #66

    Per Corporate Policy

    Per Corporate Policy

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    Peko
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    We all know that drug dealers respond to polite signs.

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    #67

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    *snaps*

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    #68

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    Zsolt Hegedűs
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ugh

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    #69

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

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    the warner sister
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Due to some uncertain reasons" What are they? I must know!

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    #70

    Why Not!

    Why Not!

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Has anybody actually tried to turn earth off then on again? It might work, works for my phone!

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    #71

    No Soda For You!

    No Soda For You!

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Spell check would be great

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    #72

    Selfish

    Selfish

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    how about running a tally of 'no cup' sales?

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    #73

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No depending on how many hours you work, meals are a right.

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    #74

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The medical apparatus company where I worked, put up signs saying "don't waste toner." My response? I printed a letter-sized sign with a giant, solid black rectangle saying, "you mean this?" For some strange reason, they left it up.

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    #75

    No Cameras Allowed, Except For My Camera

    No Cameras Allowed, Except For My Camera

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    AVA HANS
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How did you get a photo of this?

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    #76

    Absolutely Right

    Absolutely Right

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    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yeah , thats the same side

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    #77

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A couple of things: You must have a Verizon plan and management doesn't know grammar.

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