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Funerals are solemn events to remember someone who has passed on. It’s when the person’s friends and loved ones gather to find comfort and strength in a time of grief. Some choose to see it as a celebration of life and a way to keep fond memories flourishing. 

It’s never a place where inappropriate or entitled behavior is welcome, yet it unfortunately still happens. And as these stories prove, some people seem to have no limits when it comes to their rudeness. 

From doing illicit substances behind tombstones to callously disrespecting the deceased’s body, these accounts disappointingly show how horrible some human beings can be.

#1

Young person with curly hair crying and holding black sweater collar, reflecting on funeral stories and emotions. My uncle died and at his funeral my cousin (his son) was crying. Some old timer uncle came up to him and said “stop crying you’re a man you’re embarrassing us”. I never wanted to slap someone at a funeral more than at that moment.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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Kim Gatlin
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

doubly f-ed with a flag pole. I gotta remember that one.

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Michael Largey
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was that uncle who was embarrassing.

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd encourage OP to slap the old coot and then backfist him myself!!! SMH!!! >:-(

Mreoww
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only in such cases do I condone violence. What a moron.

nicholas nolan
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's always, always, always ethical to straight clown an old a*s man at a funeral for shaming someone's tears. I'll even go one step further and say it's alway unethical to NOT rock an old a*s man at a funeral for shaming someone's tears. S**t, you should give 'em the ol' Scottish Hello at the luncheon afterwards, too.

KatSaidWhat
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be slapping him and then telling him he's a heartless c**t and not much of a man if he has no emotion to show.

Malachi Burlet
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

crying ar a funeral is the whole point almost. also men can cry as long as its not for wimpy things but this isn't wimpy.

Sylvia Baker
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd smack him outside after the funeral

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    #2

    Older priest in white robes holding a book and standing near a coffin during an outdoor funeral ceremony in a forest setting Priest called the deceased 'full of sin' and refused one of his final requests that his dog's ashes be buried with him.

    His son didn't care and snuck in his dog's ashes with him anyways.

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    nicholas nolan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old school Christian. I will still f**k someone up for heresy like that "priest."

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    katiekat0214
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to report all the way up the chain: the priest's superior, the bishop, as far up as you can go. And go on social media, too.

    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if he's Catholic. It's official doctrine that all humans are full of sin by default and the officiating priests will say so. Friends of mine lost their baby at 6 months; they are practising Catholics and at the funeral service the priest said several times that the child would have her sins forgiven.

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    Otto Katz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The priest at my mom's funeral mass spent the whole homily berating the parishioners for not donating enough to the church. I was livid, but couldn't leave, sitting in the front pew, in the center. No way out.

    Onan Hag All
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    Religion is the source of evil.

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My colleagues' father died and the hospital made a spelling mistake in his name. Instead of Davis, the death certificate had 'Devi' which is a hindu name. So by default they mentioned Hindu under the religion column. The church refused to hold the final rites because of this. The same church that they used to attend every Sunday for almost 40 years. The poor girl was the only daughter and had to run around the hospital to get the mistake rectified while the body was left in the hospital morgue. Only when the certificate showed the correct details, the church allowed to move forward.

    Barbara Potter Pinto
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible. I am so very sorry. The so-called church should be ashamed!

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    Robert T
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the ashes were to be interred in a churchyard, then the request would likely be refused because the churchyard is considered consecrated ground, not because the priest was being a p***k.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't the dog be buried in consecrated ground? It's just as much one of God's creatures as any of us - and probably much more worthy.

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    Plentyofoomph
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It honestly blows my mind that anyone still participates in religion

    Jay Cee
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a funeral per se but I worked with a horticulturist that had previously been employed by the UK War Graves Commission - they tend the cemeteries of UK and Commonwealth forces that died overseas. It was usually a British supervisor with local staff. One of his French workers had a small dog that went everywhere with them until the dog sadly died while at a cemetery in Normandy, France. The crew gathered around and buried the dog on the outside of the consecreted grounds. Roll forwards a few months and they are back. One of the labourers comes up to him with a British couple in tow. "Where's the dog buried?" they asked. He said he had visions of his pension going up in flames. "Dog? There's no dog buried here." They insisted and so they went to the chapel and sure enough on D-Day a British paratrooper had jumped into battle with his dog. Both were kïlled and were buried together. Private Emile Servais Corteil, a 19-y/o and his dog Glen.

    Marlene Ricker
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the Hell was this so-called priest! If he started with the full of sin stuff at the funeral of someone I cared about, I would have called an immediate halt to the funeral and kicked his sorry a*s out! I assume he was a Catholic priest and this is just one more reason I have no respect for the catholic religion.

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    #3

    Person placing a skincare product into a woven handbag outdoors, highlighting worst and craziest funeral stories theme. Not a funeral but when my grandad passed and we went to view his body at the crematorium my aunt started stealing from the facility the second the employees back was turned. Just shoving anything that wasn't nailed down into her purse and pockets. Unbelievable. And yes we called her out and made her put it all back.

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    angelmomoffour62
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe someone would do that. Shame on her.

    UnclePanda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grief. Or she thinks she's recouping the cost of the funeral.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new low meaning to grave robbery... -_-"

    Jane Doe-Doe
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have called the police, she probably steals wherever she goes

    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not excusing the behavior- but it may possibly have been kleptomania.

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    #4

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared This is really hard for me to write in words the pain I witnessed, gone through.

    In Highschool we were always the same 4 guys together. Jonas, Blake, Matthew and I. 4 nerds spending the days together, every, single, day. We had a very nice bond together and we went along very well. We jokingly said " We'll stay together, in touch, forever and beyond until death splits us".

    2 of the 4 died, in 2010, in a car crash. (Blake and Jonas). They were on their way to Matthew's, for his birthday. Jonas had previously told Matthew he wouldn't miss his birthday and 100% would attend. Circumstances being he died and the party never occured.

    Matt and I were just demolished to the fact the quatuor was now a duo. We missed our friends terribly, and I still do.

    This is where it gets really hard.


    During the funerals, Matt came to me and said "Do you remember what we werr saying in Highschool? That we'd always be together, around each other no matter what?" I replied "Of course I do."

    He walked towards the two coffins laying next to eachother and drank a liquid that made him collapse. He was called dead when the paramedics arrived. (I'm sorry, I don't feel like writing any more details to this. It's already very painful to write).

    The quatuor is now a solo.

    I will probably seem like a bad person, but when we did that promise in Highschool, I thought it was real, but I wouldn't have done what Matthew did. He took it very seriously and respected the promise. I wouldn't have added more pain to the broken hearts/families by ending myself to respect a promise.

    They are now buried in the same cemetery, few stones from eachother. I visited them 5 times a year minimum (during each individual birthday + the crash day + Funerals day).

    Sorry for my bad english.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, tragedy taking away 2 Broskis and a broken heart taking another... Sorry for your loss... T_T

    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know this is true?

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grief can be unbearable

    Barbara Potter Pinto
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way to send you enough hearts. YOU did NOT deserve that and I'm sure your dear friends are waiting patiently for you to live out the life they didn't get to experience. , I hope you meet them in the everlast in God's care!

    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP is able to live well, in memory of his friends

    Jay Zhao
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry to hear that.

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    #5

    Close-up of a woman wiping tears, showing emotional grief related to worst and craziest funeral stories. My Mom passed 2 days before my first child was born. I didn’t get pregnant again till 11 years later so I was 5 months pregnant with my second child when my Father passed. Someone came up to me at the funeral and said to me, “ You should stop having kids, it’s bad luck for your family”.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP ought to tell the moron: At least I'm bringing in new life, you aren't helping the juju at all!!! Kindly get out of my face!!! SMH!!! >:-(

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, yeah? Well, just so you know - you're next!"

    Otto Katz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do community theater. The first time I was on stage, literally, my mom died. The second time, my sister died. I don't go on stage anymore.

    Lila Allen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But to be fair all theater people are highly superstitious compared to others.

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    The Mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is something anyone in my family would say and receive laughter as feedback. We're all a little demented.

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on the dysfunctional family I guess? Normal people don't say hurtful s**t like this.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You should stop going to funerals, because you're an åsshole."

    Jude Corrigan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have replied, "Your Mum should never have had kids."

    Seadog
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large portion of my family has died near or on Christmas. Should we by this morons ideals demand the calendar be altered to remove to remove November through February?

    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the speaker's parents had a kid it was definitely bad luck for their family

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle died unexpectedly while his daughter-in-law was pregnant. She said something like "I guess one life had to leave the earth so another one could arrive." I didn't say anything, but I was not impressed.

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    #6

    Young boy crying outdoors in a yellow jacket, expressing strong emotions linked to the worst and craziest funeral stories. A few years back, when the uncle of my mother died my young cousin (8) cried a lot at the funeral.
    It took some time but eventually he calmed down and his parents went for a little walk with him for some distraction.

    But then he noticed that his first name was written on one of the tombstones. He mentions it loudly and one of the bystanders said:
    ''Yeah its already reserved for you''.

    He immediately started crying again...

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    Marianne
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cruel can a grown adult be to say something like that to a small child that is in distress already?

    Sofia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I were cousin's mother I would have said (loud) don't worry that guy is going to die before you

    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof that is harsh to say to the kid. But also a little funny.

    angelmomoffour62
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor kid was having a hard time already then an adult says that to him. Shame oh him.....

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 is a bit young for funerals. I would have been better off not going to my brother's funeral when I was 8. But not because of my crying, my wonderful father told me I wasn't allowed to cry.

    Mreoww
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so mean and uncalled for.

    Gia SDP
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, maybe the bystander didn't intend for it to overhead by the child or parents...and I can imagine saying something like this myself, to be honest.

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    #7

    Man in dark suit and tie smiling while holding cards, representing unusual and crazy funeral stories. He handed out his business cards at his stepdaughter’s funeral. There was very nearly a fistfight!

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    Chich the witch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing a capitalist can't (won't) shitify. Nothing.

    katiekat0214
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should have been a fistfight. That's reprehensible.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those cards ironically identified him as someone you would not want to do business with.

    Mreoww
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this list is really getting worse and worse.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have gone around collecting them and then burning the lot of them in front of him.

    nicholas nolan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's immediately followed with "please call me if you need anything at all. My cell number is on the bottom, I'm so sorry for your loss" f**k that dude.

    #8

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Uncle was a defense attorney in south Texas. His funeral was a small service with mostly family and a few friends. However, as everyone was leaving a large groups of bikers were waiting in the parking lot. Turns out he had been a part of the group for some time in his younger years and they had come to pay respect. They shook his wife's hand, gave their condolences, and drove off as a group. He was a pretty laid back/goofy guy, great with kids, so it was mostly crazy to just find out about that part of his life. I also was always impressed that they came to show support, but without interrupting a very personal ceremony. Showed a lot of character.

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    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really do. The legit clubs (not gangs) anyway. I was in a horrible car accident years ago with my kid and a group of bikers came upon on like a minute after and stayed with us offering comfort and distraction for my son until everything with the cops and tow were sorted.

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    Bertha Madott
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband’s niece was married to a nice guy who had belonged to a biker gang. When Nuce Guy died we of course went to the funeral. I was the only woman in attendance wearing a dress. Everyone else in super-casual clothes. So of course people assumed I was the MOTHER or wife of the deceased. Embarrassing

    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this be in a post that implies ALL of these responses are bad? I think this is terrific! Good for the bikers.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ride with the Pack once, Ride with the Pack forever, even in the great beyond.

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    #9

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Everyone was late for my gran's funeral. There was a meet up at a pub beforehand and because nobody had seen each other in years we all lost track of time. When I tell this story people are always shocked but it is what she would have wanted. She lived to make people happy. She was buried with a bag of weed and everyone had to agree they wouldn't dig her up to get to the weed if they were desperate. Again, in my family circle this is very normal and funny but to others, maybe not.

    Afterwards everyone came back to my mum's house. One of my gran's lifelong friends (and village nutcase) got too drunk and started threatening people who didn't cry at the funeral with a smashed bottle. My mum told him to leave, then he just gave everyone at the house a hug, arranged to have drinks with people, said God bless and left. I was 8 years old and this was the norm. I love my family.

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    The Mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds similar to my family.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way to do a funeral. I’ve always told my kids put my urn on the bar with a glass of Pinot Grigio and remember the good times

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    #10

    Woman with shocked expression reacting to one of the worst and craziest funeral stories in an indoor setting. I went to the funeral of a coworkers fincee, the girls ex showed up and as people were lined up to say goodbye we all witnessed him lean into the coffin and kiss her on the lips.

    I will repeat myself, the ex boyfriend of the deceased woman kissed her dead body at her funeral... In front of her fiancee. Her brothers quite literally threw him out.

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    Seadog
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my now ex that her sister wasn't allowed at my funeral. She pre-deceased me so guess that's a moot point now.

    Seadog
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brothers should've thrown him out the moment he arrived

    Jane Doe-Doe
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he make it outside without a few broken bones?

    moggiemoo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe they had the right to police anybody's grief.

    Papa
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grief doesn't excuse poor behavior, and kissing a woman in her coffin while her fiancee is there qualifies.

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    #11

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared At the end of my grandmothers funeral, the priest pulled my grandfather aside and asked for more donations. My grandfather has donated thousands over the years to the church, the fact that the priest asked at my grandfathers wife’s funeral is disgusting. I didn’t know however till we left, otherwise I would have prob punched him.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the priest at my grandfathers funeral charged both my father and uncle for the funeral - because he noticed they weren't on speaking terms... Came to light many years down the road...

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The priest must not have read his Bible. Hebrews 13:5; Matthew 10:8; 2 Thessalonians 3:8.

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always that one passage people forget.

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    #12

    Man with tattoos sitting on a chair in a dim room, looking intensely, representing worst and craziest funeral stories. One of my students' mother died. I went to the funeral with the principal and the student's integration aide. After the funeral her father walked up to her and her grandmother and said "I want her out of the house by tomorrow morning". She was 11 years old.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all want her out of that guy's house.

    Chich the witch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the perspective bit it looks like the guy in the photo does not need skis when hitting the slopes.

    Day Andie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child was probably better off out of the hell demon's clutches

    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with that man’s enormous shoes?

    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the father alone in the house to avoid anyone else being hurt in the surprise accident that will destroy it

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Reginald Sowell?

    Sofia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you reported him

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    #13

    Young boy rubbing his eyes in a cozy home setting, illustrating emotional reactions in worst and craziest funeral stories. Watched my cousin’s horrible ex husband demand that his son not cry or show emotion at his grandmother’s (my aunt) funeral or else he would call him weak. Luckily, my dad was there and told him otherwise. The guy only showed up to the funeral anyway because he was constantly hounding my cousin about how much money my aunt had left her.

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please teach your boys that emotion is a healthy normal part of being human.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see if the ex-hus*b*u*m can take a backfist!!! If he even so much as makes a sound, the son gets to call him weak instead!!! SMH!!!

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Reginald Sowell?

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    #14

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Grandpa of my SO. Had over 10 kids, they're all present. He had gotten cremated, but the kids had decided that they wanted to inter the urn some place meaningful (I forget where). So, they all drive there, and then the men proceed to argue as to how to dig a hole (where it should go, how deep, who gets first dibs at digging etc). They finally get it done. they all took turns digging. By the time that they are done, under the harsh midday sun, they are all drenched in sweat in their formal wear. Then one brother decides that it is his job to lower the urn as far down the hole as possible, as just dropping it in seemed too undignified. However, he lowered it too far, because he fell head first in the hole. Only his legs and lower body are sticking up and he can't get out. The other brothers grab his legs to hoist him up. Meanwhile, the sisters are laughing their heads off.

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    The Mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, something my family would do.

    Lily bloom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didnt they hold the brother upside down by his ankles to lower him in the place Dad at the bottom instead of dropping the urn any distance?

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    #15

    Man in black hoodie sitting with head down, reflecting on sad and crazy funeral stories in a quiet room. No where near as bad as most comments but the family didn't allow for his twin to speak.

    Straight up skipped over the allocated time for the living twin to get up and speak about his brother. Who was his last remaining immediate family.

    I don't think I can ever forgive the late wife for putting him through that. She treated him so horribly all throughout the sickness, and then to not allow him to be a part of the funeral was the final nail in the coffin.

    Edit: I didn't think this would resonate with people and I'm truly shocked. Please consider making a donation to your local cancer research foundation, or donating stem cells. Cancer sucks.

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    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dealing with breast cancer. Am so glad I used to donate blood platelets. What goes around comes around.

    Robert T
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    If this is an identical twin, I can understand why some people might have reservations about it - either because they are too much like the person who died, or because not everyone might know they had a twin - imagine going to someone's funeral and there they are walking about! It must be very hard on the twin too.

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that sensitive can just not come to the funeral or get wrecked. The twin should have been allowed to speak.

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    #16

    Person with curly hair laughing joyfully wearing a gray hoodie against a blue background, representing crazy funeral stories. I had a fit of hysterical laugh at my father's funeral just about the time people started to gather at the mortuary.

    In my defense, my mother had a nervous breakdown (my father died 4 days after we found out he had lung cancer), there was a lot of horrible stuff surrounding the funeral organization, my mom just flipped, my siblings were 15 and lost so I was at 23 left to handle it all.

    I kinda lost it.

    anon , Ivana Cajina Report

    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grief and stress can do funny things to the mind. I hope they understood.

    Child of the Stars
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't uncommon. Both laughter and crying can be triggered by heightened emotions and it doesn't matter if the emotions are positive or negative. Grief is a very weird experience and it does weird things to our minds.

    Wyrdwoman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buried my father earlier this year. We went from sobbing to howling with laughter very quickly after the funeral. I think the people there are used to it.

    Sue User
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was a vet, three wars, big guy, etc. Me and my brother approach the casket.There he is laid out in his uniform, medal, and light pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow. Such a bad makeup job. I couldnt help myself and started laughing. Which caused my brother to start laughing. Everyone thought we were crying.

    Mreoww
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa’s funeral, I didn’t actually laugh out loud, but I did suddenly have the urge to grin and giggle.

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    #17

    Person in a black trench coat holding a small black purse, standing on a city street related to funeral stories. I took my ex to my grandma's funeral, even though he met her once, for moral support as it was a very unexpected death and I was super close to my grandma. Now, my ex likes to cosplay/dress up as rock stars. That being said, I told him to please tone it down. It's not the time or the place to show up dressed as Alice Cooper or Nikki Sixx.

    So, while he does tone it down SLIGHTLY, he still shows up dressed in a big theatrical black trench coat (despite it being the literal middle of summer) with a red button down that was left half unbuttoned and a bunch of giant cross necklaces. Not to mention a little Nikki Sixx makeup to top it all off. I remember asking him if he'd please reconsider changing into something that wasn't as intense. He got mad and accused me of being like his controlling mother. Now, I supoose his outfit doesn't sound bad but in context, it was embarrassing as duck. My grandma was a little old, God fearing lady, and she of course had a group of friends she went to church with. Not to mention all the people she went to school with, most of which probably thought the Beatles were dressed too strange to be big hits. So, he was being whispered about and glared at the entire time. Which he loved because any attention was good attention in his eyes.

    He also signed her funeral book as 'Alice Cooper'.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a time and a place for his behaviours, it isn't at a funeral.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the opposite last year after a friend died after a balcony fall - the theme was orange/arsenal (football)/broncos/traditional. There was a riot of colour that day and even those in traditional funeral attire had at least a little hint of orange in a brooch/handkerchief, etc. And now I'm crying again, but happy tears for that memory.

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only two funerals where this attire might be appropriate are the one that buries the winter (Carnival) and one's own.

    Floeckchen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if the perished asked for this like a last wish

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing OP broke up with "Nikki Sicks", because it seems like he didn't get the memo about going to a funeral rather than a cosplay event... -_-"

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good that he is the ex

    Batwench
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something very wrong with that person.

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    #18

    Old wooden chapel with a tall steeple in a rural area, evoking eerie funeral stories atmosphere. This is a story my father told me from when he was a child in the 1940's

    There was an AME church beside the farm where he grew up in rural SC. The church had no electricity. There was a funeral there one evening and the church was lit throughout with candles. The church building had existed since just after emancipation and was in really bad shape. The flooring had been severely damaged by termites. During the funeral, the floor gave way making the casket tumble and the body fall out. Everyone ran out of the church in terror. Making matters worse, the candles that were on the casket fell to the floor and set the church on fire. The whole community watched outside as it burned to the ground.

    TigerTownTerror , Alexey Baikov Report

    Jeremy James
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's what I want for mine now.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AME: African Methodist Episcopal - The African Methodist Episcopal (AME) Church is a Christian denomination founded in 1816 by Richard Allen and other African-American Methodists in Philadelphia. It was established as a protest against racial segregation within the Methodist church and is the first independent Black institution in the United States. The AME Church's mission is to serve people of all backgrounds by ministering to spiritual, intellectual, physical, emotional, and environmental needs. AI

    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a way to go!

    Cynthia Christie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until now, I had no special wishes for my own funeral.

    #19

    Man in black suit reading from a book beside a coffin with flowers and candles, funeral stories setting. After the eulogist had talked for 45 minutes, the pastor went over to the lectern and politely asked him to conclude his eulogy.

    The guy boldly told the pastor, "I'll stop when I'm darn good and ready!" (and proceeded talking for about 20 more minutes.)

    The total funeral church service lasted for 2 3/4 hours - it seemed endless.

    anon , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    Gia SDP
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I'd have walked out for a break at a local pub...

    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's grandma's funeral was much the same. There were three (3) preachers, they were friends of the family, but they each had to have their say and when it was all said and done, we were going on 4 hours.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the eulogy is engaging, fine. But if you are just rambling on in a thought-spew, gtfo.

    Seadog
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever attend a Primitive Baptist funeral if you think this one is long.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody he*l! My a**e is getting numb just thinking about it!

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    #20

    Elderly woman in profile wearing black, reflecting in a dimly lit room, evoking funeral stories and somber mood. My nan told my dad at his own father's funeral that her pain was much greater because she had lost a husband, while he had only lost his dad. As if grief is a competition.

    She is a bad person anyway, and not even blood related to us so we just kinda don't associate anymore

    Edit:
    She called my dad last night, claiming that she and my grandad had a baby in 1999 and the baby died when it was five. But she's full of nonsense, just making up lies in hopes we'll associate with her again.

    lanidvah , cottonbro studio Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone wanna take bets the miserable batty one is gonna end up leaving this mortal coil alone...??? -_-"

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, now you've pushed us even further away...

    #21

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared I grew up in an apartment above a family owned funeral home. When I was 5 I walked into the middle of a funeral service accidentally in just my whitey-tighties and a cowboy hat. They laughed, I laughed, my dad gave me the belt haha good times.

    Jay_tee_ess , Matthew Lancaster Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the midst of life, there is death. And in the midst of death, there is life.

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see the bluebonnets.

    Midoribird Aoi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our own funeral homes has an apartment above it that is rented to an unrelated person. That would be quite an experience.

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the law of "5 years old = too young to be judged", judge concludes child is, no pun intended, innocent

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    #22

    Woman in black mourning attire standing beside a coffin with flowers, illustrating funeral stories and experiences. My Uncle died. He was gay. My Grandmother couldn't handle that.

    My Uncle left a letter to be read at his funeral. I don't know if my grandmother planned it all alone or what, but gets to the part that says, "And to my Nieces and Nephews, I want you to know..."

    And instead of reading what was there (I know cause me and my dad helped my uncle write it), she went on this huge, insane tangent with tons of swearing about how "none of us should be like him, commit his sins, etc. that he died of aids as a punishment." that was the most homophobic and hateful few minutes I can ever remember hearing.

    It was so disrespectful to everyone, and so terrible. She was an ugly person.

    billbapapa , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, I hope the miserable batty one ends up leaving this mortal coil alone... -_-"

    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has her ashes spread at the land fill.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing what will be said about her at her funeral.

    Lene
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On her way to her seat after reading the letter, someone should have insisted on seeing it, taking it out of her hands and standing up and reading it all correctly. For everyone to hear. I'd have loved that for the uncle to have happened.

    katakuri
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong withf with gay u insuferibale,miserable old h*g that deserves to be crieing in the fields of punishment!

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never leave a letter like that to someone who does not agree with your lifestyle...

    #23

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared A good friend of mine works in a hospital ward and has a guy who fell into his sister's grave and became paralysed! He was down there for hours before they managed to get him out!

    I get this isn't an intentional bad thing but I bet it sucked and I feel sorry for everyone involved especially that dude.

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    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible. Not something you would ever expect could happen, but a real nightmare come true.

    UnclePanda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you're in a cemetery, you hear a voice wailing, it's coming from the ground...

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    #24

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared The officiant, moved the partner of the deceased back a couple of rows, because they weren’t family. At least that was their initial reasoning... I’m sure it had nothing to do with the partner being same sex.

    I was furious.

    And then it got worse.

    The officiant decided to make the entire funeral about mental health, and how everyone should get help.

    Nothing about the life of the loved one. No celebration of their accomplishments, of the beauty they brought to the world. Nothing.

    Keep in mind that 80% of the congregation still believed the death was because of physical health reasons. We would’ve coped with the knowledge, but telling us it was taking of one's life only as a platform for the rest of us to ‘seek help’ was heartbreaking.

    Only funeral I’ve ever rung and complained about.

    Teacher_too , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 minutes in and I am relieving that person of their duties.

    Sue User
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one benefit of being old. I am so over " it is just nit done" and am perfectly willing to call out bad behavior.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, who was paying the officiant? Shouldn’t they be doing what they’ve been asked to do?

    UnclePanda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the officiant was reading the script he was handed, including the seating. Nondescript funeral services happen when the officiant didn't know the deceased personally and had little else to talk about. Personally, I'd open it up to comments instead of doing a lengthy fluff piece.

    Kim Gatlin
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, similar experience (the eulogy part) at my uncle's partner's funeral. Mom kept side-eying me. I thought she was thinking about holding me down.

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    #25

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared The father of a relative that married into my family passed. My father attended the funeral out of respect for our relative, because the man was an absolute awful person. He was jerk to his wife, controlling of his children. He crippled the people in his family - seriously stunted their development. And he was a business owner known to be shady, difficult to deal with, and he'd burned bridges in city after city for years. He managed to bully his way into some power position at the church, which he managed to have divided and shuttered. He died estranged from family.

    At the funeral, many more people were there than my dad would have expected. The eulogy was very brief, factual. Then the pastor got up to speak, and he spoke about how the end of things sometimes could be healing. He told a story about how he'd had an unpleasant business deal with the man, how the church had been hurt, and how it had left him bitter for a long time, and that he'd had to pray for forgiveness when he felt relieved when the man had died. As much love as they'd shown for the man, he knew there was pain there, too. He told them all it was ok to feel their feelings, to release their hurt. My dad said that finally people began to cry, and they were getting up and hugging each other while music played.

    There was no viewing line, even though there was an open casket. People just sort of left, looking relieved. My dad thought it was a fitting send-off.

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    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parting gift for my father was not attending his funeral where he was most certainly sainted by his other family members who chose to not believe me. I wish there were a hëll so I could tell him to rot in it.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he most certainly is rotting in a hole in the ground.

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is beauty and peace in this story.

    Sue User
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my church had a priest like this, I would go more.

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    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe all those people showed up to make sure he was really dead?

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    #26

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My Mother in Law took a photo of a wine glass during the lunch we had after, and she posted it on Facebook. Guess what her caption was?

    “Life is Grand.”

    It was my mother’s funeral.

    kellywithayy , Karola G Report

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better to say, "Life is beautiful. Cherish the moments you have."

    #27

    Woman with curly hair and red lipstick making a confused face, illustrating emotions in worst and craziest funeral stories. A local boy died after being hit by a car while riding his bike. I think he was like 11/12 at the time. His sister, known to all to be very attention seeking, immediately was doing news interviews which just seemed odd, considering he had died earlier that day, but whatever, people grieve differently I suppose. But then at his wake, she took a few photos of him in the casket and posted it to her public Instagram story. It was super bizarre and just bad taste.

    Basic_Priority , Polina Zimmerman Report

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a few people who thought they were being cool posing and posting open coffin photos. They got rightfully dragged to hell, sadly not a physical one.

    Upstaged75
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was one of those YouTube families who filmed their entire life - the LeBlancs if you know who I'm talking about. Unfortunately their 13 year old son passed away suddenly from a rare heart condition they didn't know he had. They actually livestreamed his funeral, which I thought was one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. Because they wanted his "fans" to be there. 🙄

    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to watch Weird Al's take on this in his "TACKY" video.

    Just me...
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one time, it was common to take photographs of the deceased. I think it is less prevalent today though.

    Marlene Ricker
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my grandfather died, my stupid cousin sent me a picture of him in his coffin for my father. Needless to say, no one ever saw that picture but me!

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    #28

    Man with braided hair covering face in distress holding a camera, reflecting on worst and craziest funeral stories. My minister once told a story. He was waiting in a room off the sanctuary before the funeral when he heard scuffling noises. When he went to investigate, the brother and sister of the deceased had pulled the body out of the casket and propped it between them. They explained that they didn’t have a recent photo of the three of them and were delighted he showed up to take the picture.

    Waiola , Jeferson santos Report

    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the early years of photography, say the mid to late 1800s, it was not unusual for a family to take a picture with the deceased propped up like that. Often they would not have any pictures of them, so one last family group picture. They didn't think it was wired back then.

    B.M.
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is done today as well, if a newborn dies and the parents want it.

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    #29

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Attendee but not so crazy as amusing. We're in the church for my great grandmothers funeral. Pastor comes in and starts going off about Madeleine this and Madeleine that. After several minutes, I had to shift and take a peek at the coffin to make sure we were at the right funeral. Great grandma hated her birth name and always went by her middle name.

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    Sofia
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in italy (expecially small towns) is quite common that people use a nickname (usually given by others) and on the manifest they put around to announce the death there is the real name and below the name the person was known with

    Sue User
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiple member of my family ho by their middle name or a nickname. I had an uncle everyone called "Boy". When I first met him, I couldnt use his name because it didnt feel right for a 12 year old to call a 40 year old that.

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    Nikole
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my maternal grandmother’s funeral, the priest kept calling her Mamie, which I’d NEVER heard anyone call her, so it was really weird. Apparently her friends called her that as a nickname (her name was Mary). She had this whole social life I didn’t know about.

    Zero Costa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    found out that my nan went by her middle name at her funeral when the officiant started using her first name 😭

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    #30

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared The rabbi giving the eulogy claimed he knew my grandfather really well and often had conversations with him on his deathbed.

    1. He mispronounced his first and last name every time he said it.
    2. My grandfather spoke almost no English, the rabbi's only language besides prayer-Hebrew.

    I guess compared to a child falling out of a casket during a fight, this isn't crazy, but I found it dishonest and disrespectful as hell.

    spleenwinchester , cottonbro studio Report

    Sara Frazer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, the last bit I'm really hoping they're referring to the fictitious Stephen King novel "Pet Sematary" and it's not something they actually witnessed in real life.. 😬

    eric p
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    This is why religious leaders should never give euologies...

    #31

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My brother is a Protestant non-denominational minister who is the on call minister for our local funeral home when a family doesn't have a preferred one of their own.

    He's told me some crazy stories, but the one that comes to mind is when he was called at literally the last minute for a Catholic funeral. Being Protestant he knew absolutely nothing about conducting a Catholic service and was pretty nervous. This was compounded by the fact that the funeral home didn't have time to give him any info on the deceased other than he was male and relatively young, 20-30ish.

    When my brother arrived for the funeral he met the mother of the deceased and tried to make small talk to maybe get a few more details that might be useful in his message.

    During his conversation he asked the mother if the deceased had been ill very long, presuming if their had been some accident the funeral director would at least have tipped him off to that.

    The mother proceeded to tell my brother that her son had actually been in perfect health, but had died from a self inflicted gunshot during a game of Russian roulette.

    Sharing this information with my brother seemed to reopen the wounds and the mother left sobbing in hysterics.

    He went on to bluff his way through the Catholic funeral the best he could, but he said he was never more glad for a funeral to be over with.

    JoshS1983 , The Good Funeral Guide Report

    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not religious at all and don't know the rules, correct me if I'm wrong, but priests can't do services for deaths by s*****e right? Maybe that's why he was called last minute

    Lily bloom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it interesting that a religion so easily offering forgiveness upon simply saying "oops, sorry" and performing some poetry but would condemn a choice an apology cannot be uttered

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    eric p
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priests, rabbis, etc should NEVER give a euology

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look. If you are Christian or Jewish and you die Christian/Jewish, the funeral should be Christian/Jewish. What's your issue with that?

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    Jan Rosier
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    Euhmmm... " Protestant non-denominational minister " ???

    Gia SDP
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means he's not Methodist or Baptist or Episcopalian or...

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    #32

    Man and woman mourning at a funeral standing by a closed casket holding flowers, illustrating funeral stories and emotions. Her ex told us about all the great things she did in bed and what a loss for mankind that is.
    In present of her boyfriend.

    anon , Pavel Danilyuk Report

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violence is the answer sometimes

    Andrew Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If violence is ever the answer, it was a bad question.

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    NoRestfortheQWERTY
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanna include those sorts of things in my eulogy, you have my express written consent. Describe me in centimeters AND inches.

    Day Andie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably because funerals are open to all comers

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    #33

    Man with curly hair in dark clothing expressing grief, representing emotional moments in worst and craziest funeral stories. Not at a funeral but at my auntie's wake, a dude approached my little sister and hit on her. She was 12 years old.

    anon , Getty Images Report

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe HE needs a bottle thrown at him. (Yes, that's a reference to a song)

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    #34

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My great aunt keeled over at my grandfather's funeral.

    She died of a heart attack in front of his casket.

    MoonHuntress , Engin Akyurt Report

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP. Downvote if you like, but there was actually a thing where the Romans used gladiators as funeral stuff. Basically, it boiled down to "don't have a funeral if someone doesn't die at it".

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you can't arrange for a cremation by burning the church down, it's kind of spectacular to have someone falling on their sword. Seriously, there have been many heart attacks and a few deaths. Grief is absolutely hard on the body and can overwhelm people physically. There's a reason for the metaphor 'a broken heart.'

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    #35

    Choir dressed in black rehearsing somber funeral songs under conductor's direction in a dimly lit room. At my grandfather's funeral one of the choir members essentially threw a tantrum and ended up interrupting one of my uncles who was giving a speech just because she wasn't given any food. The thing is there wasn't any food at the funeral to begin with.

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    Seadog
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some refer to weddings as stand up funerals, maybe she thought she was at a lay down wedding. (sorry)

    RomanceRadish
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    Again not excusing the behavior one bit - but maybe hypoglycemia?

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? If you're hypoglycemic going to a long funeral service without any food, you bring your own food or sneak out to go eat something. It is in no universe an excuse to interrupt a speech. ???

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    #36

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared 2 different situations

    1. When I was 10 at my grandpa’s funeral, a relative told me I was “lucky” for being so young because now I’ll never remember/miss my grandpa

    2. At my Grandma’s funeral, her neighbor asked us if he could stop by the house that day and “take some stuff off of our hands”
    No offer of money. Just wanted free stuff.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the neighbor the drawerful of condiment packets that Grandma kept.

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma saved bread wrappers and their closures. I bet the neighbor could have used them.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father's mother died when I was 7, but I remember her vividly. Not pleasantly, but vividly.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my father died, his neighbor offered me one third of the value of my dad's house, to "take it off our hands." I was not very polite in refusing.

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    #37

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared I had a friend that was notorious for one-night Craigslist hookups with soldiers from the local army base. When he died, a handful of men in the military, that none of us knew, came to the service. His parents have no idea he was even gay.

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    murmelinpaiva
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice that they liked him enough to come to his funeral.

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    #38

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Not AT a funeral, but I used to work at a store that sold funeral things, like headstones, flowers, caskets, etc. A couple came into the showroom and wanted to look around. Everything was going fine, until they found a casket they liked. They wanted to know if it could be wired for a tv and radio. They wanted to know if we could repaint parts of it. They also wanted to know if we could make it bigger, as *they didn't think they both could fit in the standard size*. I (of course) had no idea, but offered to go find out. They said never mind, and that this one would probably fit the both of them. Then they asked if they could get inside to try it out. I politely told them no and excused myself to get a manager, who promptly removed them from the store.

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    #39

    Dark wooden coffin surrounded by flowers and candles in a quiet room, depicting funeral stories and ceremonies. My aunt crawled into her father's open casket.

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    Marianne
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she a child at the time?

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting tired of the same casket, decorations, room?

    #40

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My uncle relentlessly flirt with a funeral home employee.

    While at his dad's funeral.

    She was obviously deeply uncomfortable and he was so narcissistic he thought she was interested.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was interested in seeing him again - as a customer.

    #41

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My grandpa called my mom fat at a funeral she planned for his dead wife.

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    #42

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My neighbor worked at a funeral home. Part of her job was selling the coffins.

    One of her customers had inquired about the cushioning inside, and she informed her of the material. The customer was concerned about this and when my neighbor asked why, she said that she was allergic to it.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob fakes his death. The giveaway? Custom-made to accommodate his signature feet

    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable. My dad had a fear of being underground. He's in a crypt. I miss you, dad.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the customer have the allergy, or was it the decedent? Either way, it wouldn't have mattered.

    #43

    Mourners gathered around a casket adorned with roses at a graveside service sharing funeral stories. The gentleman had a large family and all of his siblings got up and made it all about themselves, dredged up old family drama, made it clear that they resented his wife, etc. It was so painfully awkward.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I ever met any of my relatives was at funerals. That is, until it was moms funeral. No one other than local relatives were there and I haven't heard a peep from any of those out of town relatives.

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    #44

    Man in dark shirt holding head in hand, showing stress and emotion, reflecting on worst and craziest funeral stories. My uncle was pissed about something in my grandmother's Will. So during the funeral, he went out to the parking lot and keyed everyone's car. It should be noted, he has severe brain injury from a motorcycle accident that causes him to be constantly angry and paranoid. Still...

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    Lene
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a "politician" like that. He likes to burn the Q'uran. He doesn't seem to understand why he's banned from so many places. Luckily it seems he's staying out of the media lately.

    #45

    Woman in a beige sweater covering her face with hands, showing grief and distress related to worst and craziest funeral stories. Die.

    It's like proposing at someone elses wedding - just rude.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are funerals cheaper en masse, like weddings? Just waiting for the next round of funeral plan ads on TV - "get your friends to join to and make it a party to remember you by"!

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    #46

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Was working a funeral/ burial service in Vermont and the next of kin decided to have doves released at the burial site (yes that's a thing). When they were released, a hawk flew out of nowhere and DESTROYED one of the doves. My co-worker and I had to usher ourselves to the hearse because we were laughing so hard.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone find this a reason for laughter?

    Isabella K
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes life is just so crazy weird, the only answer is hysterical laughter to cope

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    #47

    A lonely but rich client of my lawyer friend wanted to have his ashes sprinkled over Sydney Harbour.

    The lawyer had spent months trying to get official permission - without success.

    One Friday night - half pissed after office drinks - a few of them decided to catch the Manly ferry, say a few solemn words and tip the contents of the urn (that had been sitting in their office for months) into the harbour.

    The wind caught the ashes and blew them all up over the passengers on the top deck....

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    Seadog
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We dumped everyone's ashes out of dads airplane over our land. That was all fine and dandy until dad died. A close friend of the family took on the job of dumping dads ashes. When mom died we had to come up with a new plan, so, with a gentle breeze blowing, we poured them slowly in front of a leaf blower. Problem solved for future generations.

    Day Andie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens all the time. Check wind direction before you scatter grandpa. Nothing wrong with wetting a finger and holding it up. Works every time.

    #48

    Funeral director screwed up and my father in law was cremated before the families wishes. She then covered her tracks and manipulated a document to coincide with her story.

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    Touhou Youyoumu
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went from, honest mistake to fraud. Smart move.

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    #49

    Two nuns wearing white veils and black habits standing outdoors in an urban setting at a funeral event. My brother in law is a mortician. Boy does he have stories....

    One of the best- A guy disguised himself as a nun, shows up at the funeral, pulls a gun from under his habit and tries to attack the deceased’s son. Luckily the gun malfunctioned and didn’t fire. The son then decks the nun and knocks him out, kicks him in the head a few times, and is pulled off by other family. Police are called, yada yada yada... turns out the deceased owed the nun quite a lot of money and the son had refused to honor the debt.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy that owed my dad money when dad died, refused to pay mom. Imagine how I felt when that guys business failed and he died. I can only hope someone owed him and didn't feel the need to pay.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a joke – why would someone owe a nun a bunch of money?

    Jason Peugeot
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it wasn't a nun?! It was a GUY disguised as a nun

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    Sofia
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    like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYAA3OPLvE

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    #50

    Man in a backward cap covering his face in distress, representing emotional moments in worst and crazy funeral stories. My uncle was cremated. He lived across from a lake and it was decided that we wanted his ashes spread on this little island on this lake.
    I was tasked with swimming with the urn from the boat to the island, holding it out of the water.
    I then stood at the edge of a small cliff with my nephew's beside me and all the family watching in the boat.
    I opened the urn to dump his ashes over the cliff. We all say a few things, and as I go to dump the ashes, the wind picks up and blows the ashes all over my wet body.
    One of the worst things that ever happened to me.

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    Chich the witch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend have her place broken into. Everything they had taken was dropped by the kitchen table on the floor. On the table was the plain container with a relatives ashes (she hadn't gotten an urn yet). The lid was off and there was a small trench where someone had obviously dragged their finger through the ashes, tasted it and then realized what it was. Dropped all the loot and bolted.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not the d***s you're looking for?

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    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess you jump back in the water, so the ashes wash off...to where they were supposed to go, anyways.

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    #51

    A woman speaking to a small group during a funeral, capturing moments from worst and craziest funeral stories. Not seen but experienced. My cousin's wife was kicking the back of my chair at my granda's funeral. Also carrying on a conversation with my sister (who was supposedly really sad) the whole way through the service. For context, I was 14 and my cousin's wife was in her mid to late 30's.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first chance would be a dirty look. If they continued, I would turn around and, in a not-so-quiet whisper, say, "Please be quiet and stop kicking my chair."

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be above using my heel to shove the chair back into the wretch if I needed to get up, assuming the chair isn't attached. Or taking a spot behind her and kicking the back of here chair. Just saying... -_-"

    #52

    A friend of the family with a notorious drinking problem showed up to the visitation and service extremely intoxicated. She is not a sad drunk; she is a happy, huggy drunk so she went around sloppily hugging everyone - even people she didn't know. She slurred introductions and condolences to everyone for about an hour then tripped over a settee in one of the sitting rooms of the funeral home and face planted.

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    #53

    My uncle passed and the priest was new in town, young, and nervous as hell.
    He got stuck in a loop. You could tell he was trying to break out of it but instead kept repeating the phrase in different and more horrible ways :
    “He may be in Heaven with the Lord but his wife (aunts name) is still on earth with us. She is alone and needs our comfort. When we go home tonight we have friends and family but she’ll be in an empty house, she’ll wake up to an empty house in an empty bed, she’ll be alone from now on and we need to remember to invite her to things because she’s alone”
    At one point one of my other aunts huffed loudly to get him to stop. It didn’t work. He ran himself into the ground telling us how empty and alone she is now that her husband is dead.

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    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one would have had me howling with laughter. But I'm a little weird with stressful situations.

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    #54

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Someone’s kid thought it’d be funny to give the corpse a wet willy. The kid was like 7 and I’m almost positive didn’t even know the deceased. Their whole family dragged their kids out of the door and they did not return.

    DJ_Clitoris , August de Richelieu Report

    Jan Rosier
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a way to make sure, I guess... someone who doesn't wake up from a wet w1lly will definitely be dead.

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's slightly more discreet than giving a noogie or an 'indigenous' rub

    #55

    Young woman wearing glasses and a black hijab, covering her mouth with hands, reflecting on worst and craziest funeral stories. Someone said, "I'm sorry for your loss, move on.".

    kormer , Wildan Zainul Faki Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd appreciate it if you did the moving on - from me."

    #56

    My Gran's sister died recently and they were holding a service at my aunt's house before the burial. My Gran, closing in on 90, deaf as a post and suffering from vascular dementia, lost patience with the Celebrant as she was about half way through the reading and loudly announces "Oh, will she no just bloody shut up?!" at the top of her voice. My poor mum was completely mortified, although the rest of the family was very understanding. Luckily, no one returned the "favour" at my Gran's service the following year!

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    #57

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared My mom tells this story of me at my grandmothers funeral every chance she gets. I was like 5 and I was handing out the funeral homes business cards to all the old people. You know, because they would need it soon. I was a god darn gentleman.

    Olorin919 , Vitaly Gariev Report

    Kristiina Männiste
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my grandpas funeral. When I was done saying my goodbyes I turned to the next mourner, who happened to be grandpas classmate and friend, and blurted out "Next!" The fact that the man WAS the next from that friend group to die does not help. He was a very nice gentleman and I honestly did not mean it the way it turned out.

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    #58

    At my grandmother’s funeral, the casket was being lowered into a grave right next to my grandfather’s. it was a very somber moment and a lot of people were crying.

    Except for the funeral director. She was grinning ear to ear. This was not a quick smirk; she was positively beaming through all this misery. And she was making no effort to hide it. She was standing right by the tombstone where everyone could see her, happy as can be.

    I can understand appreciating a job well done, but Jesus Christ, have some decorum.

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    Jeremy James
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was thinking, "That was such an expensive casket!"

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    #59

    I was at a funeral for a work colleague and her three brothers got into a fist fight during the eulogy. Apparently they all hated each other but loved her and they all blamed the others for her death.

    It was both hilarious and horrible at the same time. The food afterwards was top notch though.

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    #60

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Dude and his brother got in a fistfight over their inheritance at their dad's funeral.

    Edit: Apparently this is more common than I thought. In this case, the younger brother had done a lot to help his dad with medical issues in his last few months while the older one had apparently barely contacted his father to see how he was doing. The dad asked his wife to give the younger brother some of his inheritance right away, while older bro had to wait for his stepmom to pass away. Obviously older bro wasn't happy, despite stepmom explaining that it was their way of repaying the brother for putting so much time into being his dad's caretaker.

    lynnyfer , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weddings and funerals seem to bring that out in folks.

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    #61

    One time, a man ran into the funeral and told everyone how they are going to hell. He got thrown out and the power went out roughly 5 minutes later. Turns out he climbed the telephone pole out back and was swinging on the wires. He got electrocuted, fell 40 feet and lived.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Elmer, by the way, there's room for one more!

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    #62

    Just told this story on another thread - not a good thing to do at a Catholic funeral but to be honest it was funny.

    My great uncle had a very Catholic funeral. If you know Catholic funerals, it's just a big Catholic mass with blip about the person who died. Anyway, my great aunt is that person who is friends with everyone, so a lot of people were coming to the funeral. I went early to the church to make sure it was set up, check in with the priest, etc., and one of her neighbors (little old lady) came in with who I assume was her granddaughter (who was probably in her mid-30s or so, lest anyone think she's a kid). She said she was Jewish and had never been to a Catholic ceremony before, and asked what would be/what wouldn't be appropriate (super respectful!). One thing that came up was that, if you're not Catholic, you don't go up and receive communion, you just stay in your seat.

    So fast forward to the ceremony, which was beautiful and emotional. We as a family go up first to receive communion. As I'm walking to the side, I hear a slight commotion behind me. It turns out the granddaughter went up to receive communion, and instead of laying out your hands as you do to accept it (or let the priest put it on your tongue), she just plucked it out of the priest's hands and started walking away with it held between her fingers and in front of her. I turned and saw the priest chase after her.

    I mean, not the best thing ever, but you would have thought she tried to set the church on fire, the way the other little old ladies were carrying on about it. I still kind of chuckle over it.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time my dad (atheist but from an Orthodox background) stood in line at my cousin's wedding (Italian Catholic) to get the little bread because he "was hungry damnit"

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    #63

    “Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared Cellphone rang.
    Song: "Highway to Hell".

    Hey_just_a_writer , Maria Loznevaya Report

    #64

    I read a news article about Americans drone striking a funeral. That's probably the worst thing I've seen someone do at a funeral.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the OP in attendance or citing an article?

    Earthquake903
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days you can't even go fishing without getting blown up. America sux. I wish I could leave, I'd be gone so fast.

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been several instances, maybe Google s**t some time.

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    #65

    The granddaughter of the deceased started a fire in the church bathroom during the funeral. No idea why she did it. She wasn't mentally well, though, and her grandmother's death really messed her up. Luckily it was put out pretty quickly and didn't cause much damage. Odd thing was that it was the men's room and not the women's.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone released a "demon" in there, and she was trying to burn it out?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this was in Detroit? There was a very similar story at the church on the corner of my street.

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    #66

    At my friend's funeral last year one of her relatives got up and gave a eulogy that was all about himself and his place of worship. That was pretty infuriating, given that she was not a part of his religion.

    At a different friend's funeral (also last year) her sister sang an incredibly heartfelt and incredibly poorly performed song while playing guitar earnestly but (at best) averagely. We gave her more applause than she strictly deserved, but less than a standing O. It felt really weird to be applauding at such a small, non-celebrity funeral. No one really seemed to know where to draw the line between support of the greiving sister, and proper deportmant at a funeral.

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    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the second part as being bad in any way. I sang a couple of songs when I held a Celebration of Life for my wife earlier this year. "Maybe I'm amazed" and "Wonderful Tonight" if you want to know. I cried, some others cried with me.

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May peace and joy find you again in this life. I'm sorry for your loss.

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't have to sing like Liza Minelli for the song to be heartfelt.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this 'proper deportment at a funeral'? Even laughing is fine if it's in ceelebration of the deceased.

    #67

    At my father's wake, my niece went up to the casket to see my dad before they closed it for good and she dropped her chewing gum out of her mouth onto his suit. She was too freaked out to pick it up-- so she just walked away. She was 17-- should've known better.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archaeologists 1,000 years from now holding petrified gum up with tweezers: This is a new kind of funeral offering.

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    #68

    My dad died in a motorcycle accident. My aunt (his sister) showed up high with a tooth. She had gone to the crash site and dug around for 2 hours and found one of my dad's teeth....proceeding to show it to many people at his funeral.

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    #69

    My aunt asked what she was getting from grandmas estate.

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    #70

    They stole the envelope of money.

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    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear the reasoning: "Well, THEY"RE not going to need it anymore..."

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    #71

    My story isn't as heinous as some of these. But, when my wife's grandmother passed a few years back, we arrived at the cemetery with the funeral procession, and they hadn't even dug the hole yet! They did the entire graveside ceremony thing with the casket sitting on a gurney in the grass. All the while, there's a guy waiting in a backhoe just up the hill. It all seemed so strangely...I don't know...unprofessional?

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    Mike F
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cemetery custom? Perhaps the backhoe was repaired too late to dig the hole? All kinds of possibilities.

    #72

    Grand daughter of the deceased took a selfie with the corpse.

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    Cindy Brick
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this is hard to believe -- not selfies (gross!), but growing up in Michigan, it was very, very common to take photos of the deceased, flowers, etc. The reason was practical, nto ghoulish: to send to friends and relatives who weren't able to attend, usually due to distance.

    #73

    When my father died, his horrible 2nd wife had compiled a playlist of all his favorite songs. Jimi Hendrix's National Anthem rendition from Woodstock started playing, my half-brother made a funny comment to help lighten the mood and said "hey mom it's your favorite song" (because she didn't enjoy it), and she instructed my brother to turn it off. She also did not introduce myself or my aunt and uncle (my father's sister and her husband) to anyone at the funeral, barely acknowledged us.

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    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you were TA here. Not her job to go around introducing people, you've got a mouth, haven't you? BTW there was another line redacted out: "Fu.cking cu.nt til the very end, and she had the audacity to try and say she loved me in front of everyone and i just looked at her and left."

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    #74

    My aunt tried to make it all about her and my cousin.

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    #75

    Get annoyed and cause a scene because her daughter’s name was not on a list of people that will miss him. In all honesty she should have been there, but no reason to cause a scene then and there.

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    #76

    Funerals where I'm from involves a lot of drinking, singing, and sometimes even gambling. I don't think there's a year where we never hear a news about someone getting severely beaten or a brawl breaking out at a funeral. I've only witnessed it once tho.

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    Megalodon Meg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're irish you should probably delete this comment lol

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