40 Funny Work Memes To Keep You Going Until Another Friday

"I've had just about enough of your Avocado buying young lady".

Was it really a joke though??

I live in the Bay area and work at a high school as a paraeducator. People know me as the math tutor. I tutor four different classes of math- algebra 1 and 2, geometry, and financial algebra, in both Spanish and English- and many times I have made a joke to my students about them doordashing food to the school and it turns out most of them make more than me at In-N-Out. Which pays $20+ an hour, which is more than what I make at $20/hr. And you wonder why kids are doing badly in math? I have to quit this year because they pink slipped all of us due to coronavirus funding ending. I could reapply next year, but by pink slipping me, I had to put my son into a school near my ex-husband and I- I commute an hour south to go to work. Even though I've worked there for 3 years (using inheritance so that I could supplement my income) I also have to have a second job as a licensed security guard. But I'm a single mom, and though all my students want me to be a math teacher, it just doesn't make enough for me to even consider it as a real career. It's really sad...And back to school I go. I'll be financially more successful this way, but a lot less fulfilled.

My boss knew where I parked (disability parking). Someone started parking there who had a tesla. Boss asked if it was my tesla. I laughed and said "dude, you know how much I'm paid".

For that price, that is getting closer to half of my day. Oi.

I get that slang is supposed to make things shorter to say, but when my sister used this term for the first time she had to explain it to me which took around five minutes. Much easier to say something like "I know what you mean"

Agreed

Just takes some intestinal fortitude

I'd like the part of the brain that regulated serotonin and dopamine replaced please.

Will drinking WD-40 help? :D

WD-40 is a penetrating oil and NOT a lubricant. If you use it like that, you dun goof'd.

I find whiskey to be an excellent lubricant.

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And possibly duct tape. (to keep the BandAids ON!) :)

And the occasional heating pad.

OK. Forget about the flashlight. Trump says the bleach will work by itself.

Really. Emesis bag alert.

What did I miss!?? Something big?

Am I missing something?

That's really hilarious... lol

True- have grab my anti-nausea pills.

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Why? do you sleep prettier or something?

*millionaires and billionaires*" this is an outrage the government hasn't given me tens of thousands of free money in the last 13 seconds"

And free healthcare..? 8lrxp1.jpg

If you think that this is why our taxes are so high you are as high as my taxes. We are being robbed blind by politicians and their buddies on both sides of the aisle. It has literally NOTHING to do with the cost of society. Because we aren't paying those things on time or adequately. You might be a really nice person but you have been duped.

Yes. That's what they use our taxes for.

The government doesn’t pay for that we do all the taxes we pay is meant to go towards that kind of stuff