50 Of The Most Hilarious Things Kids Ever Said That Deserved To Be Shared Online (New Pics)
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“Children say the darndest things!” People like to exclaim, but ultimately they are right. Young children in particular tend to not have an agenda and will unflinchingly share their honest opinions. The results tend to be equally as funny as thought-provoking.
The “Live From Snack Time” page shares all the hilarious, poignant, and wholesome things young kids sometimes say. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite examples, and share your thoughts in the comments section. We got in touch with the people behind the page to learn more.
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Bored Panda got in touch with Alyssa and Greg, the folks behind "Live from Snack Time" and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. Naturally, we wanted to hear how they came up with the idea for this page.
"Live From Snack Time started from my classroom in 2015. I am a teacher in NYC and my students had such brilliant and interesting questions. Kids have such an incredible way of understanding the world. It all began as a Twitter account. Soon after that my Co-Founder and friend from college, Greg suggested we bring it to Instagram. It has been a success ever since! We receive submissions from all over the world from parents, teachers, caregivers, aunts and uncles, pretty much everyone!"
As a former retail worker, that’s a better holiday than the actual one, and I am going to call it Poop Friday from now on.
Since 2015, the page has exploded in popularity, with thousands and thousands of followers and even shoutouts by celebrities. So we wanted to hear it's creators take on why the content is so popular. "The feedback that we get about the account is that it’s very relatable," they shared with Bored Panda.
"We all have important kids in our lives, we were all once a kid trying to navigate life. I think another part of it is that you can always count on us to provide light, wholesome, positive content. We all need that daily, the internet can be an ugly place," they added, noting how the content is generally wholesome.
Alyssa and Greg also shared their thoughts on why kids are such geniuses at hilarious comments. "I think what makes the quotes so wholesome and funny is that it’s unfiltered, raw, and honest. For better or for worse, kids have no filter. It feels so real."
Most of the people I babysit for allow or even encourage me to eat small amounts of their food
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Just don't baby sit for that one family that had a conniption fit over the poor babysitter sharing in 2 slices of pizza and a breadstick
I babysat for people with gross fridges when I was a kid, so although I was told I could help myself, when I'd look in there I'd decide no thank you and just not eat until I could go home again. Some people didn't even pay me after all, even one that stayed out hours after she said she'd be home. I ended up quitting babysitting in my early teens, even though i was pretty good at it.
If you want to see more of this content or submit your own quotes, Alyssa and Greg had some parting advice. "We have some fun projects coming up!! So stay tuned :) Thanks for following and submitting quotes. We look at your submissions every single day so please keep sending. You can find us at livefromsnacktime.com and most of our content is on Instagram."
That is so funny… When I was little, I thought that when I would become a grown-up, I would have the best time just eating all the fruit roll ups that I wanted
A 2 year old can't say a sentence like this. At least not this clearly.
Q- Do fish pee? If they pee, does that mean they swim in their own pee? Does that mean I swim in fish pee?!?! A: Yes.
This is pretty much how I manoeuvre my way through my day to day life as an adult honestly!
It's only 2 hours into my 9 hours work day and I feel this in my soul.
Anytime. Hugs are always available. Except when I'm on the toilet. Or sleeping. Or driving. Or operating heavy equipment.
That's how I used to do laundry til I lost most of my sense of smell! Now I gotta ask a second opinion! 😅
I bet a parent has asked repeatedly, "What's your deal?" when she's acted up.
It may seem like he's picking, but she is picking and letting him feel like it's his choice. They are good at that.
"I want food for my hand!" Tiny me wanting portable food instead of a sit down dinner.
Noooo!! There are so many other great kinds of cheese!! Ur missing out!! :C :C :C :C :C
As an adult, it's infuriating that no one asks me what my favorite planet is.
Ultraman when he was fighting Gomora but his timer ran out:
I think some parents had a little tinker with the quotes before publishing them.
Meh, possibly. But for the most part, they're believable. Kids pick up a lot from the world around them. A properly socialized preschooler (3-5 years) can let off some serious zingers.
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I question the validity of several of these - Westopher, 1 month old
My youngest told me you can't mess with sea turtles cause they're on the urge of distinction.
My niece and nephew say so many funny things, as funny as these and funnier, but I'm so busy and by the end of the day I'm struggling so hard to remember what it was that they said, only recalling how funny it was. I do however remember a few years ago when my nephew was 3 and couldn't say stick and it would sound like d**k. He'd find a stick at the park and then keep loudly talking about how much he loved his stick, how happy he was to have his stick, how he loved to play with his stick, on and on. One day we were downtown and he found a stick and he did the same thing until I finally told him what it sounded like he was talking about. He looked a little shocked, then he squealed and laughed and didn't say it anymore. Until next time we went to the park and he'd totally forgotten. 😹🤦🏻♀️
When my youngest sister was about five years old, she wondered why Shirley, Goodness and Mercy were going to be following her all the days of her life.
I think some parents had a little tinker with the quotes before publishing them.
Meh, possibly. But for the most part, they're believable. Kids pick up a lot from the world around them. A properly socialized preschooler (3-5 years) can let off some serious zingers.
Load More Replies... I question the validity of several of these - Westopher, 1 month old
My youngest told me you can't mess with sea turtles cause they're on the urge of distinction.
My niece and nephew say so many funny things, as funny as these and funnier, but I'm so busy and by the end of the day I'm struggling so hard to remember what it was that they said, only recalling how funny it was. I do however remember a few years ago when my nephew was 3 and couldn't say stick and it would sound like d**k. He'd find a stick at the park and then keep loudly talking about how much he loved his stick, how happy he was to have his stick, how he loved to play with his stick, on and on. One day we were downtown and he found a stick and he did the same thing until I finally told him what it sounded like he was talking about. He looked a little shocked, then he squealed and laughed and didn't say it anymore. Until next time we went to the park and he'd totally forgotten. 😹🤦🏻♀️
When my youngest sister was about five years old, she wondered why Shirley, Goodness and Mercy were going to be following her all the days of her life.
