29 Worst Names For Boys That Shouldn’t Be Given As Pointed Out By People On This Forum

"LD" was not an uncommon boy's name in the early 20th century. My quick search found over 500 men with that name and several stories of receiving documents with their names as "Lonly Donly."

Ruined Adolf? He ruined all the Dolfs! ..........I'll uh, show myself the door.

Leave it to celebs to name their children weirdly. Shannyn Sossamon named her boy Audio science.

Bartholomew is a bad name already, but LARTHOLEMEW!?!?!?!? watch these parents then wonder why their children are getting bullied.

AHAHAHA. My dad’s name is Kevin. HAHAHA

My wife had a lecturer at university called Richard Head. He was a bit of a D**k.

Well, his last name could’ve been Hawk, so…

When I started a job, they introduced me to one of my teammates as 'James'. So later, I called him Jim without thinking. (I should have asked) and someone took me aside and said he goes only by James and then it hit me what his last name was. If you guessed Jones, you're right on the money.

From porkys movie in the 80’s

Mind straight away goes to the film Porkys. "Anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

A little sad to see, since Michael is a quite common name in Austria...

At least it's better than Isaac . . . . .

Also his friend Mike Hawk. 🍆🍒

Legit that guy was my neighbor

I went to school with a guy named Mike Hunt. He literally lived up to his name, because he really was a c*unt.

joke is old as dirt

That's not what "to no end" means.

Almost as bad as a kid I knew in school in the 60's with the last name Hoff, his naive mother named him Jackson.... the kid preferred Jack until he figured out why people laughed all the time... oh and his middle name was Dickey..

Years ago I worked at a Lake Tahoe ski resort in lift maintenance. There was a guy who worked in vehicle maintenance named Mike Barzac and we would always send a new guy over to ask Mike Balzac (Ball Sack) for something....

Umm I'm obviously ignorant here. This seems perfectly normal to me.

Anyone familiar with Zane Lowe (more when he was at BBC Radio One) may remember when he was always the victim of prank names. I remember him reading texts from Mike Hunt, Mike Hock, Drew Peacock, to name a few. And Tory MP Jeremy Hunt often gets called "Jeremy C**t" by journalists committing apparent Freudian slips.

My brother is Michael Hunt.... My dad was obviously having a bad day

Reminds me of Michael Oxmol

I has a classmate whose last name was D**k. His parents chose to name him Richard.. What nickname should he have? "D**k D**k" was too silly and "Rick D**k" was too rhymey. So we settled on "Rich D**k" - mainly because that was what he was.

I went to school with a kid named Mike Haak (pronounced "Hock"). They would make a great pair lol.

I worked in a factory one time and a call for Mike Hunt went out over tannoy. Obviously I started giggling assuming joke. Really strange thing was it was a real person and no one else seemed to think it funny. Still hope they were just messing with me, but I'm not sure.

My cousin is named Mike Hunt. He went by Mike until 5th grade. He switched to Michael then.

My names Jayden :(

You can’t name a person just on what their name will sound like in a foreign country. You name someone for what their name sounds like in your own country.

My great-grandmother's name was Laime! She was the only person I had ever heard of with that name...until now.

In some countries that's a valid name. I also know a Trebor - nothing to do with Robert.

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My niece used to come home from preschool talking about her friend Nafaniel often. We used to correct her and have her pronounce it Nathaniel (emphasis on the TH and not pronouncing it like an F) because it is respectful and polite, etc. Then she told us one day that she and Nafaniel were getting married. We corrected her again and told her to call her future husband Nathaniel. Then one day my SIL called me laughing her head off because she had to use the class phone tree and each child is listed with their parent's name and phone number, and the child's name is actually Nafaniel.

Those aren’t real names. They are random collections of letters. I think their parents may have been in possession of a dyslexic ouija board.

Haven’t found any particularly odd names in my fam tree. I kind of wish I would, as my dad ‘s family is impossible to trace thanks to more than 5 generations the same 12 names repeated over and over by every member of the family who had kids. I think at one point there had to be like 12 Williams, 6 Betty, at least 8 Edwards, and so on living at the same time. Bet those family reunions were great.

Well, Elmo was a regular name until that red kid was such a big star. Kinda ruined it.

In my head it didn't look like Amanda.

Oh god do these parents ever say these names out loud first????

There was a kid in my elementary school named Jaxon. He went by Jax.

I'm just a kid who's four,

Nimrod was the name of a philosopher I’m pretty sure, and then Bugs Bunny used it sarcastically in Looney Tunes and so it became an insult

HES JUST A LABERBOI HE SAID CYA LATER BOI

Even the dogs with this name think they are actors- sheesh.

100% destined to be a background character

Chevy was a name before the car.

Maybe because they are always Brecken into a Venden buildings.

This one isn’t too bad, I mean it’s a name from a different country where they speak a different language, so it’s not like it would sound bad in their language

Names really shouldn't be gendered anyway. Just my unpopular opinion...

Like that guy from the Labyrinth? /j

It's slang for Richard.

Well; I thought this name would be revived since Spongebob has a cat named Gary.