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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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#1
Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
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#2
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
#3
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
#4
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Lana Jig-maker 6 years ago
Wait, but what did you tell them? You had an opportunity to be a troll, lol did you take it?
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Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
Aside from someone saying that guys and girls have the exact same genital areas, that is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone say.
Sue Clifford 6 years ago
I guess it moved. Maybe the fishing was better.🤦♀️
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Michiel nospam 6 years ago
This one, like many of these, are more about the embarrassing state of geography education.
SykesDaMan 3 years ago
... Spears defended President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. ”Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens,” said the gum-chewing singer. Asked if she trusted the president, she said: ”Yes, I do.” ...
marmitejim 6 years ago
Couldn't you do a whole section just on Americans knowledge of geography..?
Myriam Ickx 6 years ago
I contrast this quote with her T-shirt motto : "Talk nerdy to me". Well, not too much or too often. Or does "nerdy" just refer to the fact that she is wearing glasses?
Lana Jig-maker 6 years ago (edited)
I'm going to blame the fact that she didn't really go to school, with being a kid star, and then pop star. When your a pop star, you are not trained in, nor followed for your knowledge of Geography. Who do you think corrected her on this though?
Ross Hamilton 6 years ago
And there I was thinking Japan was right across the border from Canada.
Karin Morris 6 years ago
seriously? This is what happens when parents let their children go into acting/singing/sports instead of school
John Montgomery 6 years ago
Sounds like an unnerdy(ironic considering her shirt) version of calling a Dalek r2-d2 or other intentional fandom mashups.
Crystal Chandels 5 years ago
Kevin Federline doesn’t like eating her fish, according to Britney Spear fisher.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
That almost sounds like a line out of Julie Brown's song "Cuz I'm a Blonde." "I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children."
Lukas Danielius 6 years ago
GOD creating Africa according to Britney: No water ✓ Many fishes ✓
Happiness is Hippo 6 years ago
There is not "no water" in Africa - it's a massive continent which contains desert areas and lush green areas, (and everything in between) - and yes, MANY FISH!
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#5
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
#6
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
#7
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
#8
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
#9
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
#10
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Final score:
150points
#11
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
#13
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
#14
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
#15
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
#16
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Molly Universe 6 years ago
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
#17
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago (edited)
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
#18
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
#19
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
#20
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
#21
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
#22
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
#23
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
#26
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
#27
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Final score:
76points
#28
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
#29
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
#31
R Kelly
"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”
#33
Guy Ritchie
"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
#34
Michelle Rodriguez
About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"
#35
Paris Hilton
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
#36
Will Smith
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."
#37
David Hasselhoff
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
#38
Jim Morrison
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."
Final score:
5points
#39
Morrissey
"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."
#40
Ke$ha
"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."
Michał Jastrzębski 6 years ago
well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.
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Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
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Tony Moon 6 years ago
So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Norma Withers 2 years ago
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
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Salmaan Hashim 6 years ago (edited)
Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies... Tony Moon 6 years ago
So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Norma Withers 2 years ago
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
Load More Replies... Salmaan Hashim 6 years ago (edited)
Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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