What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
1 year ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
1 year ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

Shamus
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha ha, living near Toronto I get this. "Some updating required. At 1.2 mil, the price reflects this."

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Daria B
Community Member
1 year ago

If these were about artistic photography, this one would be pretty good, actually.

Kitty Hugenschmidt
Community Member
1 year ago

That was my thought exactly!

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Rosie Funnell
Community Member
1 year ago

Just bring your friendly neighbourhood priest when you do an inspection.

Gregg Bender
Community Member
1 year ago

Fadder Guido Sarducci.

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Leya Luna
Community Member
1 year ago

Live inside like your outside plus with free mildew, rats and disease

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

"A real fixer upper. (Now Reduced)."

Danny Dean
Community Member
1 year ago

"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle was filmed here

Cindy Edwards
Community Member
1 year ago

Clients say real estate agent has strange spiral markings on each cheek...

Han
Community Member
1 year ago

That's such a dope bike, three on the tree. I had a purple Malvern Star that looked almost identical.

Gregg V
Community Member
1 year ago

Homeless Housing Special - bike included!

Gill Cooper-Brady
Community Member
1 year ago

That chopper bike worth more than the house.?

Jim Price
Community Member
1 year ago

...and the ending of half a dozen others.

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

Think this is bad? You should see the basement.

Abby Bezuidenhout
Community Member
1 year ago

Stranger things comes to mind!

Joseph Brzezinski
Community Member
1 year ago

"needs work" lol

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
1 year ago

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Better yet, peddle away on the bike.

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Dawn McCordic
Community Member
1 year ago

Bike belongs to that kid who was never seen again...

Philly Bob Squires
Community Member
6 months ago

New York City apartment overlooking Central Park! Just 3.5 mil! Great fixer-upper!

Devin Bost
Community Member
8 months ago

Is that termite damage? What could cause that?

Sean Patrick
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Don't bother painting the walls. They'll just bleed over it anyway.

Shawn Barry
Community Member
1 year ago

Chernobyl/Pripyat?

Shawn Barry
Community Member
1 year ago

Chernobyl?

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

They're selling the house in the woods from The Blair Witch Project?

Manuel Castro
Community Member
1 year ago

SAVE the bike! It's worth more money than the house.

R Tate Dancer
Community Member
1 year ago

Your escape vehicle is included !

Bill Carmody
Community Member
1 year ago

Youre looking at a VALUABLE Raleigh chopper from the late 60's early 70's. Value on ebay, upwards of $800 in used condition !!!

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
1 year ago

Love it...finally truth in advertising!

Ashley Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

In a weird way, I actually feel sorry for that bike!

Kelly Weiss
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s a Great place to die!

Peter Hardy
Community Member
1 year ago

that bike is a classic! would fetch more than the residence.

Aislynn Perez
Community Member
1 year ago

that looks like a scary house someone died in

Tony Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

That bicycle would make an awesome restoration project!

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
1 year ago

this better be $2 a month

Patricia Raczynski
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually love this pic!

Richard Hartmann
Community Member
1 year ago

This picture is art rather than anything else..

Carol Taylor
Community Member
1 year ago

HEY..!! I've got that bike sitting in my shed in the backyard right now..

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

So many sad old places that have gone to rot. Usually with better architectural details and style than the garbage built today.

Bob Square
Community Member
1 year ago

Is the bike worth more than the house?

Alby Erickson
Community Member
1 year ago

Cool Bike.

Alan Sherman
Community Member
1 year ago

The perfect room for your active children.

htweeo
Community Member
1 year ago

imagine how the room would look painted red. wait i'll help ....

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
1 year ago

I'll consider if they include a broom and trash bin with deal.

Ms Phit
Community Member
1 year ago

I want that bike!

okpkpkp
Community Member
1 year ago

could use a coat of paint

Dody Mitchell
Community Member
1 year ago

REDUCED. Priced to sell. Only $400000

Irene Fluit
Community Member
1 year ago

Bit of a doer upper ;)

Jamie Fruita
Community Member
1 year ago

There is something looking in the upper right pane of glass. A cat, owl, or...?

AzKahleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

the ghost is free....

Allison Woodfill
Community Member
1 year ago

Does the bike come with it?

John Kamau
Community Member
1 year ago

For this, i'd prefer prison... Thank you very much

Kari Cline
Community Member
1 year ago

Just burn this one to the ground and start over

Aitchilm
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this the before or after picture?

Stan Chung
Community Member
1 year ago

that caption wins it

Danielle Anderson
Community Member
1 year ago

1.2 million?? Guessing it needs to be burned to the ground and some developer put in condos and sells them for 1.2 million/per 400sqfoot appointment!!! Maybe we should all invest 500/piece....our return would be astronomical

Mari Louw
Community Member
1 year ago

At least the agent is not overselling the house...

Jo Mack
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow off street parking!

Richard
Community Member
1 year ago

The bike is worth more than the house.

Aleksandra Walkowiak
Community Member
1 year ago

'Add A red bicycle mayby it will distract from looking at The walls'

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

Good starter home, fixer-upper

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

break the cycle!!! (heck, everything else is broken!)

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Reminds me of the way I pictured the old Tom Riddle house from the way they described it in the book.

Rebecca Boyd
Community Member
1 year ago

This hidden gem is awaiting your personal finishing touches!

meow point1
Community Member
1 year ago

If it turns out to be haunted, they can leave on the bike.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

Creepy.

Chris Gifford
Community Member
1 year ago

Annd, the best selling point, it comes with a clean Bicycle!

Shari Pierre
Community Member
1 year ago

....but is there candy, and are they giving out free hugs?

ChiveChilly
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, how lucky you are!

Tia Wong
Community Member
1 year ago

It looks like a scene from the Fallout video game series.

Julie Ensley
Community Member
1 year ago

who's the dude with the beard staring in the window?

Rob Chapman
Community Member
1 year ago

This is probably Pripyat, Ukraine. Abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster.

Jericho Carrillo
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice bike

Jim Price
Community Member
1 year ago

"This particular style is called 'Post Modern Apocalypse'."

KarmaQueen
Community Member
1 year ago

Umm......why, just why

Idiotnews
Community Member
1 year ago

...it was a dark and stormy night..

Just Barbora
Community Member
1 year ago

I love this

Alex
Community Member
1 year ago

Real estate agent to client: " I want to play a game"

Lars Lasersson
Community Member
1 year ago

Now I want a springer fork for (one of) my bike(s).

Kyra
Community Member
1 year ago

you: WHAT WAS THAT?! bike : it was meh. you: oh. sorry.

Kurt Boyd
Community Member
1 year ago

Does the bike convey?

LanteiaTG
Community Member
1 year ago

It's like even the sunlight from the half open door knows not to creep too far in.

Sandee Weiner
Community Member
1 year ago

So that's where my bike went! Circa 1971 :( fav-bike-5...db-png.jpg fav-bike-5c759820a19db-png.jpg

Araminta Self
Community Member
1 year ago

North End Boise Hime 2.5 Million; once home to Bicycle theft ring lord

Justin Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

One two freddys coming for you

Anna Fruits
Community Member
1 year ago

That bike is worth $$ tho...

Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

WTF?

Annika McNamara
Community Member
1 year ago

This would have been perfect if that was a lil red tricycle....I came I saw... I bought it ..

Sam Bacon
Community Member
1 year ago

That’s actually a super rare model of bike.

Sandee Weiner
Community Member
1 year ago

I know! I had one! I always wondered where it went! My mom sold it at a garage sale in 1982! :( fav-bike-5...b3-png.jpg fav-bike-5c7598b989eb3-png.jpg

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elfin
Community Member
1 year ago

Or perhaps the closing scene.

Catt Brenton
Community Member
1 year ago

How many faces do you see? I got 8. And a second bike.

Gary Ashness
Community Member
1 year ago

Fixer upper, good bones.

cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

Is that in the house?

Tony Moon
Community Member
1 year ago

The title is perfect LOL

Sophie Warner
Community Member
1 year ago

And a bike!

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
1 year ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
1 year ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
1 year ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
1 year ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
1 year ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
1 year ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
1 year ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes
Community Member
1 year ago

is this on....purpose?

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