What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1 A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand 1 month ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#2 "I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Vic 1 month ago

Hilarious title!

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#3 If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand 1 month ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#4 Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand 1 month ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#5 On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Wynand 1 month ago

(number) two's company.

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#6 Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand 1 month ago

How considerate.

#7 Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka 1 month ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#8 This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand 1 month ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9 Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand 1 month ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#10 Lucy Often Thought Back To Her Old Bedroom, Where She Spent The Happiest Years Of Her Life

Lucy Often Thought Back To Her Old Bedroom, Where She Spent The Happiest Years Of Her Life

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Wynand 1 month ago

I agree, that is a terrible colour palette.

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#11 Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Wynand 1 month ago

Bernard wanna play.

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#12 You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand 1 month ago

What a crappy design.

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#13 It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand 1 month ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#14 Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand 1 month ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#15 Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand 1 month ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#16 Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Wynand 1 month ago

The place is a pigsty!

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#17 If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

If That Thing Gets Accidentally Hoovered Up It Could Damage The Vacuum Cleaner

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Wynand 1 month ago

Hi, have you met my friend Dwayne?

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#18 Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier 1 day ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#19 Tommy’s Parents Waited In Vain From Him To Ask For Violin Lessons Or Join The School Chess Club

Tommy’s Parents Waited In Vain From Him To Ask For Violin Lessons Or Join The School Chess Club

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Sophie Warner 4 weeks ago

When Jimmy the PImp asked the madam to decorate the business boudoirs, this wasn't quite the look he had in mind! Business tripled, but the new patrons made even him nervous...

#20 If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand 1 month ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#21 Hit It With Something, See If It Moves. I'll Be Downstairs Barricading Myself Into The Kitchen

Hit It With Something, See If It Moves. I'll Be Downstairs Barricading Myself Into The Kitchen

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Tomas Holicka 1 month ago

Your bagpipes ate the left-overs and are feeling sick...

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#22 Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg 1 month ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#23 That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand 1 month ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#24 Winning A Year's Supply Of Mineral Water Didn't Bring The Unending Happiness The Erwitts Had Hoped For

Winning A Year's Supply Of Mineral Water Didn't Bring The Unending Happiness The Erwitts Had Hoped For

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Jaguarundi 1 month ago

All those beer cases but no pizza boxes? What kind of madness is this? The silly string motif adds a nice contemporary touch.

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#25 This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Whyhellothere 1 month ago

Looks fun. Maybe it goes with the nooses?

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#26 In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand 1 month ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#27 “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka 1 month ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#28 After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes 1 day ago

is this on....purpose?

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#29 Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon 2 days ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#30 A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D 4 days ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#31 Reminiscent Of The Bathrooms In The Palace Of Versailles, If The Bathrooms In The Palace Of Versailles Had Been Decorated On A Tight Budget In The 1970s

Reminiscent Of The Bathrooms In The Palace Of Versailles, If The Bathrooms In The Palace Of Versailles Had Been Decorated On A Tight Budget In The 1970s

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Catlady6000 1 month ago

Is the tub actually upholstered in blue velvet?

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#32 This Bedroom Takes Its Inspiration From That Master Of Minimalist Understatement, Liberace

This Bedroom Takes Its Inspiration From That Master Of Minimalist Understatement, Liberace

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Sierra Hall 1 month ago

Reminds me of a casket with all the flowers and silk pillows.

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#33 No It’s Fine. Stay There, And You Won’t Become A Preposterous Centrepiece Of The Most Ridiculous Real Estate Photograph Ever Taken

No It’s Fine. Stay There, And You Won’t Become A Preposterous Centrepiece Of The Most Ridiculous Real Estate Photograph Ever Taken

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Helen Cole 1 month ago

That's the great and powerful Oz behind that curtain. Oops, I made a mistake. It's Scarlett O'hara.

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#34 “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza 3 weeks ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#35 Drastic, But It’s Always An Option If Wood Panelling Really Isn’t Your Thing

Drastic, But It’s Always An Option If Wood Panelling Really Isn’t Your Thing

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Wynand 1 month ago

His and hers?

#36 Perfect For Recreating The Time You Spent As A Hostage In The 1970s

Perfect For Recreating The Time You Spent As A Hostage In The 1970s

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#37 Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook 1 month ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#38 “A Narcissistic TV Evangelist? Whatever Makes You Say That Holmes?”

“A Narcissistic TV Evangelist? Whatever Makes You Say That Holmes?”

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cleverrapier 1 day ago

Love the title

#39 After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Jennifer Morris 13 hours ago

what? Never heard of mattress surfing?

#40 Bosworth's Paradox Is The Name Given By Real Estate Agents To The Old Philosophical Problem Of A Door That Opens As You Close It

Bosworth's Paradox Is The Name Given By Real Estate Agents To The Old Philosophical Problem Of A Door That Opens As You Close It

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cleverrapier 1 day ago

Only one door for two doorways. Genius.

#41 Recent Discoveries Suggest Mankind Didn't Always Know How Sofas Worked

Recent Discoveries Suggest Mankind Didn't Always Know How Sofas Worked

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Vic 1 month ago

This is a wild sofa.. Before humans domesticated them to do their bidding

#42 Early Viewing Is Recommended As There Has Already Been Considerable Interest. Mostly From Horses

Early Viewing Is Recommended As There Has Already Been Considerable Interest. Mostly From Horses

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Jaguarundi 1 month ago

Awwww....they're expecting! They're probably checking out the nursery scheme and decor.

#43 Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski 1 month ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#44 TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica 11 hours ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#45 Located Just A Short Walk From Literally The Edge Of The World

Located Just A Short Walk From Literally The Edge Of The World

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Vic 1 month ago

Seems legit

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#46 The Interior Of The Millenium Falcon Was Something Of A Disappointment

The Interior Of The Millenium Falcon Was Something Of A Disappointment

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Tomas Holicka 1 month ago

Obviously, at the time it was made, wall screens had a low resolution, but you have to appreciate the level of detail on this map of the known galaxy.

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#47 2017 Will Be Remembered As The Year Someone Built A Pretend Wishing Well In Their Kitchen

2017 Will Be Remembered As The Year Someone Built A Pretend Wishing Well In Their Kitchen

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Monica Hess 2 weeks ago

Love the stacked dishwashers...nice touch.

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#48 Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Woman Looking For Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Man For Fun Times And Maybe More

Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Woman Looking For Bovine Scarecrow Dressed As Middle Aged Man For Fun Times And Maybe More

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cleverrapier 1 day ago

Nice kitchen.

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#49 If There's An Opposite Of A Stairway To Heaven, I Think We've Found It

If There's An Opposite Of A Stairway To Heaven, I Think We've Found It

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Sophie Warner 4 weeks ago

That carpet has seen things! Horrifying, sticky, furry, mouldy, disease ridden things! Call the carpet therapist quick!

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#50 I'm Just Happy It Wasn't Human Meat!

I'm Just Happy It Wasn't Human Meat!

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John McIlveen 9 hours ago

Must smell lovely.

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#51 Finished Basement, Great For Entertaining!

Finished Basement, Great For Entertaining!

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cleverrapier 1 day ago

Entertaining rats.

#53 I Spy With My Little Eye...

I Spy With My Little Eye...

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Tony Formica 10 hours ago

Not one of them can float upright.

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