What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.

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Wynand 3 months ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.

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Heidi Golff 2 months ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says "Surprise my coconut".

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Tony Moon 2 months ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

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Fanstacia D 3 months ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.

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Wynand 3 months ago

How considerate.

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#6

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#7

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.

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Wynand 3 months ago

What a crappy design.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.

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Kenny Kulbiski 3 months ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I think I’m beginning to see a pattern" said Holmes.

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Sarah Mire 2 months ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.

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Susan Huber 2 months ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.

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Cari Waldick 2 months ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#13

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog idea: reasons my fan is sad.

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Tomas Holicka 3 months ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

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Wynand 3 months ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.

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cleverrapier 2 months ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just as it had the great mayan cities of tikal and calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.

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Heidi Golff 2 months ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which biblical scene should we paint on our living room wall?”

"Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”

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Tomas Holicka 3 months ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#22

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

Tfw you're halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.

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Tony Formica 2 months ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have you come to save us, or to join us?“

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Ed Souza 3 months ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?

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Gary Ashness 2 months ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice to real estate agents:

Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.


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Wynand 3 months ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.

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Rose the Cook 3 months ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.

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Wynand 3 months ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible.

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Veronica Sjöberg 3 months ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.

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yikes 2 months ago

is this on....purpose?

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