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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

Dirty green pool in the backyard

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Wynand
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    #2

    Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

    Dirty house with sleeping pig

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    Heidi Golff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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    #3

    Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

    Empty room with wall writing

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    Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

    It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

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    So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

    #4

    A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

    Dirty old room with red bicycle

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    Fanstacia D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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    #5

    Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

    Empty room with floor stains and window

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    #6

    If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

    Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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    Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

    A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

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    On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

    On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

    #7

    You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

    Room with staircase, window, toilet and sink

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    #8

    This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

    Room with three white doors on wall

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    #9

    "I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

    Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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    Sarah Mire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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    Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

    You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

    It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

    House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

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    #10

    Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

    Empty room with huge windows and leather sofa at the end

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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    #11

    On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

    Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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    Susan Huber
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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    #12

    After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

    Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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    Cari Waldick
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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    What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

    Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

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    First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

    Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

    Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

    And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

    #13

    Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

    Fridge holding balcony in backyard

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill, it's just being supportive.

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    #14

    A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

    Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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    #15

    Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

    Empty room with broken fan on the ceiling

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    What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

    1. The White House Value

    Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

    2. Haunted House Sales

    Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

    3. The Power of Color

    Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

    #16

    Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

    Purple bathroom with mirrors

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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    #17

    Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

    Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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    #18

    Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

    Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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    #19

    Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

    Person looking through gap between wall and door

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    Heidi Golff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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    #20

    That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

    Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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    #21

    TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

    Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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    Tony Formica
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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    #22

    “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

    Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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    Vicky Stardust
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the whole room with the furniture I screamed out "Jesus"! Then realized, he's there too. 🤣

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Satan so much more jacked that Jesus? Jesus was a carpenter. Satan played the flute or something. Don't you just hate historical inaccuracies?

    Kat Didemus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of Pan, 'satan' (lower case because originally it was a title, not a proper name) was an arbiter. Like a lawyer, kind of, a spiritual go-between and negotiator between supernatural beings, and between humans and supernatural beings.

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    Cari Waldick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wins gets free hot dogs to go with the ketchup and mustard.

    Le Box of Shame
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the design looks more like ketchup vs mustard

    Pat Binns
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are orbs in this photo. Get out now!

    Jodie Fraser
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place looks a little crowded, I can make out at least 6 orbs!

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw this , I asked myself, 'Where are the hot dogs ?'

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    Susie Opper
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I’m sure people like this exist. Please, not in my neighborhood. 🙏🏻

    Stuart Neal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Come now, it's American diner, ketchup and mustard!

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    Marion Terry
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    based on the number of orbs in the photo-there is a lot going on in this room!

    Pat Binns
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are orbs visible in this picture. Scary!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all that liquor, I think Satan has the upper hand.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerned about the orbs!

    Ruth Beaty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that color scheme seriously offends me, and my eyes hurt now. Think I'll go lay down and think calm thoughts instead of beating someone to pieces with the paint cans that held that abomination of an offensive color.

    Paola Martz
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the McDonald's color scheme, too!

    Araminta Self
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where Lucifer and Jesus hang on the weekends smoking doobies and throwing back some black Velvet whilst arm wrestling for a date with Mary of Magdalin?!

    Sequoia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mcdonald burst in and used the element of surprise to beat them both.

    PinkPanda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly a conversation piece.

    Samantha Beckett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Jesus or Satan that wanted it painted like you're going to see NASCAR?

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    Regan Vacknitz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This coloring option, I would paint Jesus and Satan lucha libre wrestling.

    Marit Von Pigeon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this increases the property value.

    Rottie Rebel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know not everyone believes, but look at all those orbs. RUN!!!!

    Richard Hartmann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the use of that table completely.. Make shure they cleaned it from every residue of any white powder...

    JID RN
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan won because it's a room from hell!

    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not higher ranked???

    Jim Sherring
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one person who set their desktop to "Hot dog stand" - and kept it!

    Helen Kruse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is the same house as the one with the pentagram?

    Arran Walker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Satan would do a better job of decorating this room. And I’m really confused about these orbs.... WTF are they?

    htweeo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alcohol or tea, my dearest?

    Dan Raithel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ketchup and Mustard Lounge.

    Irene Fluit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the others....

    Lyop
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colors make me ill!!

    Marzena Helena Leino
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to view one more room ....and its interior design...

    Louise Brigance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devil looks like George C Scott or Ted Cruz. Can't decide.

    ron wireman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan may have won the battle of the couches, but Jesus won win the war of wines.

    Maria Barella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Me cago en el buen gusto" Decoración de interiores

    Mya Lugar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus shaking hands with a Clingon...hey, God didn't just make one planet!!

    Sharyn Roberts
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like the worst shade of every colour used. That takes skill.

    Joi Behrend
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main floor of the house in pic #12, obviously.

    Edwin Lesperance
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Satan was supposed to be behind him...

    Id row
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist was high as hell and thought that was a good idea. When they sobered up, they realized what they did and said, "f*ck it. I'm selling the place."

    Analyn Lahr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with a ketchup and mustard color scheme.

    GABRIEL HICKNER
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know what type of people live here.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a lady in a cat costume is missing

    Toujin C'Thlu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that wall had many guests wondering...and making excuses to leave early

    Full Name
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronald's mancave. He's been trying to bone Birdie there for years but she stays loyal to the Hamburglar.

    Alfonso Munoz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house of McDonald’s founder

    Loree Rihn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be in somewhere in florida

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    #23

    “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

    Room with dolls

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    #24

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

    Empty room with chair

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    #25

    It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

    Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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    #26

    Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

    Dirty old room with flying bat

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    #27

    Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

    Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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    Rose the Cook
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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    #28

    In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

    Room with open bathroom

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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    #29

    After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

    Dirty empty room with mold

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    We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.

    Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!