Sometimes things go according to plan, which is great. Other times we fail miserably, but that’s okay, too. And then there are the rare cases when we fail successfully, typically not even knowing how, and often resulting in some rather comical situations.
Plenty of such instances are shared on the ‘Task Fail Successfully’ reddit community, which proves that not everything in life is as black and white as failing and succeeding. Scroll down to find some bizarre cases of these gray areas and enjoy a good giggle; or confusion.
On the list below you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with an expert in employee engagement, award-winning author and speaker, Eddie LeMoine, who was kind enough to answer a couple of our questions about the links between success and failure.
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Double Trouble
If you look at a pretty girl/woman, she looks pretty, right? Now look at her when she's not so nice to a co-worker, another student, her friends, etc. She doesn't look as pretty now. It's all in the heart.
Load More Replies...I'm confused. Why would he wait to text her he's gay? Wouldn't he tell her when she gave him her number?
Honestly, I would be happy with this one as a platonic friend, too
She Spittin Straight Fax!
If this were reversed, and all the men said that about a woman, they would be accused of sexism and be in BIG TROUBLE
It is by definition sexist, you've correctly identified that. However, you've greatly overestimated its risk. As a man, you'd only find yourself in 'big trouble' if you had previously portrayed yourself as a progressive thinker. In other circles, such behavior would be expected and could even garner respect. The double standard you're talking about is real tho, but far less universal than it seems.
Load More Replies...So if I disagree, then you're right, which mean I agree, so you're wrong, so I disagree, which means you're right, so I agree ........
Just keep nodding and smiling. Zone out on images of puppies. Whew. That was a long conversation.
I Guess I’ll Give It Another Try
if this happened to me i would probably just email the teacher and tell them that their stupid test broke. How does this happen anyways?
"We're a family of hard driving go-getters at this company. We expect everyone to give 110%."
Boasting over 14,000 members, the ‘Task Fail Successfully’ community shows that far from everything in life goes according to plan. Be that as it may, going off a set course a little might end up benefiting the person nevertheless.
“The journey toward success is rarely a straight path; it's often filled with unexpected turns and obstacles. When things don't go as planned, it can serve as a valuable learning opportunity,” author, speaker, and expert in employee engagement, Eddie LeMoine told Bored Panda in a recent interview. “This feedback mechanism—identifying what worked and what didn't—is crucial for personal and professional growth.”
Successfail Race
I don't understand how he could win if he wasn't on that list; he was on the other one.
When he crossed the finish line first they probably made an exception for him? 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Only a child could have enough energy to accidentally run twice as far as they were supposed to.
That's me in my life, every time I take the wheel. I know I need to go North West, but apparently not when you've already passed your intersections. LOL.
Load More Replies...Failed Successfully: Cheating
"If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. Then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape."
I live on the Cape and I definitely don't recommend making love at anytime in the dunes..very unpleasant.
Load More Replies...Does anybody ever read All the comments before diving in and making a repeat? Yes, anybody does.
“Our achievements sum up all experiences, including successes and failures. These varied experiences enrich our understanding and enhance our problem-solving skills,” LeMoine continued.
“In a world with countless variables and unpredictability, expecting plans to unfold without any hitches is impractical. What matters most is our ability to learn from these situations and adapt our strategies accordingly.
“This perspective encourages us to view failures not as setbacks but as integral steps toward achieving our goals. Each challenge presents a chance to refine our approach, making us more resilient and better equipped to tackle future challenges. Embracing this mindset transforms apparent 'failures' into stepping stones for success, ultimately contributing to our overall development and achievement.”
My Bank Sent Me 28 Letters In The Mail To Inform Me I Have Opted Out Of Receiving Paper Statements
Just making up for the statements you'll miss in the next two years.
"Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Yes. And shut the f--k up."
I had to remind my bank several times that I'd signed up for paperless documents. Took a few months, but they finally sorted it out. Does make you wonder about the safety of your money if they can't follow their own darn instructions.
The amount of time I spend reading IRS notices about the Paperwork Reduction Act is hilarious to me.
Successfail Pretender
Yes...sane, intelligent, rational behavior seems to be way beyond the ability of Florida Man.
Load More Replies...all I had to see what "Florida man"... and I knew what kind of story I was about to read!
Why is he wearing a Florida wife beater instead of a police uniform shirt in the mugshot?
You are assuming Florida Man went all out and got a police uniform...
Load More Replies...Puzzle
Discussing the instances of things not going the way one expected them to, E. LeMoine pointed out that it's crucial to remember that the path to success is not always linear. “Although it can be disheartening not to achieve the desired results, these moments are ripe with opportunities for learning and growth. Each unexpected result provides valuable insights that can guide our future efforts, helping us adjust our strategies and improve our approach.
“Maintaining focus on our long-term goals is essential during these times. Setbacks are inevitable in any journey and should not deter us from our objectives. Instead, they should be viewed as temporary obstacles we can overcome with persistence and resilience,” the expert suggested, adding that we can navigate challenges more effectively by staying committed to our goals but flexible in our methods.
Yes
I was afraid of an AI world-destroying plot, but after witnessing AI in action, way less worried, or is that AI's plan all along....
Load More Replies...I wonder if the artist made the propeller noises when they drew this🤣
Well Yes But Actually No
I showed this to my high school math teacher and all she said was and I quote: "It is wrong, but it's also right, just don't do it like this in your exam." 🤣
That's kinda awesome that you can do that with her. Good teacher.
Load More Replies...I hate to be that guy, but it's not correct. X is either 5 or negative 5...
Works with 11^2 also so I guess unless someone wants to go higher it works with every square that has a 2
That's about how much sense the math makes they teach in schools nowadays though...
Our Smoke Detector Caught Fire
It got bored of having no smoke to detect. Started feeling useless. Feels much better now.
The employee engagement expert believes that adapting our plans based on the lessons learned from setbacks and obstacles is critical to moving forward. “This adaptive approach allows us to refine our tactics and strategies, ensuring better preparation for future endeavors. This combination of learning from our setbacks, keeping our eyes on the prize, and being willing to make necessary adjustments will ultimately lead us to achieve our goals,” he told Bored Panda.
An Interesting Title
No kiss tastes better than chocolate. Chocolate will always win.
Load More Replies...Years ago, I found a screw in my pocket, and spent a second feeling it to see what it is. Female friend used to mooching chocolate off me (she's being a little playful, not as rude as this sounds), "You got something in your pocket for me?" Me: "I don't think you want it." Her: "I want it! What you got?" Me: "You wanna screw?" Her: "Dayum boy" Me: (showing her the screw) I hadn't realize what it sounded like. Took her several minutes to regain her composure.
Maybe it was his way of making a fool-proof mood. If she says yes, go for it, if the response is anything else, pretend you meant chocolate all along.
I'm now a bit tempted to try this. I'm not sure I will like the potential consequences of it, though.
But The Sign On The Wall Said
Looks like that time I saw up ⬆️ and he saw front. ⬆️
Load More Replies...at first glance I thought the police officer was cut in half with smoke coming of of his body
Now why do I think this is fake. Could it be that the vehicle seems a much larger than the one in the foreground or could it be that the cops seem to be missing heads
Battle Of The Sign Successfails
I don't think the first one was a fail. I've seen it before and it was on purpose
The second one is/was a restaurant in Grants Pass, OR. Ate there many times.
Load More Replies...I think parents who name their child Dolores are sadistic. I hate it. Why name your poor baby "Pains"? Pleeease, don't. Life is hard enough without that curse hanging on you!
“Failing a task successfully” does not call for a special talent, as, according to LeMoine, failing in general is inevitable on one’s path to success. “It's a crucial part of the journey,” he said. “It's hard to find anyone who has achieved great things without facing setbacks. Even professional athletes who dedicate their lives to perfecting their skills and strive to minimize failure experience it. Their setbacks don't define their careers; they serve as catalysts for growth and improvement.
“If you're not failing, you're likely not pushing your boundaries or taking enough risks. Innovation and progress demand stepping into the unknown, where failure is possible. Like a child learning to walk, failure is not a signal to stop trying but a natural step towards mastering a new skill. We encourage children to keep trying despite numerous falls because perseverance leads to success. This principle applies equally to adults pursuing their goals.”
Went Axe Throwing In Our Yard And Yeah…
This happens because it Fiskars axe from Finland, quality from top to bottom (I'm finnish :P )
For being plastic they are pretty good. I've had that same hatchet for 7 years and it's still in one piece
Load More Replies...I Guess That’s A Win
After Accepting A Gift On Steam, Thanks For The Useful Information!
Was ordering my usual online, completed all the cells, got to 'submit' and it was under another misplaced cell with font, so my order didn't go thru. I closed everything out, refilled, and got the same response. Grab my phone to place it at the 800#, and it rang and rang and disconnected. 2X. Sent them an email letting them know I had to order elsewhere.
According to the expert, recognizing that failure is part of the success equation allows us to approach challenges with a healthier mindset. “It's not about intentionally courting failure but understanding that when we aim high and stretch our capabilities, setbacks are part of the process. Each failure brings valuable lessons that refine our approach and make us stronger, wiser, and more resilient.”
LeMoine emphasized that embracing failure as a necessary component of success enables us to navigate our paths confidently and determinedly and teaches us vital lessons that pave the way to our ultimate achievements.
We Were Talking About Running
What if he answered instead:"Oh, thank you for saying first. I didn't know how to tell you."
Or better yet, repeat "I'm in that area quite a bit though, so if you ever wanna hang I'm open to it"
Load More Replies...Another One
It doesn't matter which way your body is facing; if you're going in, you're entering, if you're going out, you're exiting
Load More Replies...You put your right leg in, your right leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about.
Maybe it meens enter at the entrance only (this not being the entrance)???...
So, if you walked in backwards, would you be exiting in reverse so you wouldn't be entering. would that be okay?
Somewhere In Japan, Someone's Sprayer Got Broke Along The Handle
I currently have one with a line of pin holes appearing at the top (where there is no seam to split..) that sprays me in the face when I use it. They're just weird devices that no one makes well.
I got a sprayer just like this at a thrift shop. Had a break in the same place, and it was not as helpful as you would imagine. I threw it out..
I was a voracious gardener and had my fair share of malfunctioning equipment. This one I'd brace in the center of a small patch with the water shooting up.
While failing is an inevitable part of moving forward, many can attest that it gets frustrating at times, nevertheless, and requires loads and loads of patience.
“Patience, much like any emotion, exists on a spectrum,” LeMoine pointed out. “On one end, we find emotions driven by fear, such as anxiety and stress, and on the other, emotions fueled by positivity, like happiness, passion, and excitement. Losing patience tends to shift us towards the realm of fear, a place where achieving our goals becomes significantly more challenging.”
Man Buys A Car With Cigarette Money Then Dies
It could have been worse. If he continued smoking, he might have had his accident while driving to the hospital for his lung cancer chemo.
Load More Replies...An ex smoker saved for six years brought a used car, died the next day,
Load More Replies...Exactly, this is more like success leading to failure
Load More Replies...thats what I was going to say. I guess if its your time, its your time, but dying slowly of cancer or COPD would be a terrible way to go. I'd pick the car accident, instant death, every time.
Load More Replies...Different Kind Of Date
My Jar Of Salsa Broke Rather Practically
Dang, must have been some really hot stuff to eat through the bottom of the jar.
According to the expert, operating from a place of fear, anxiety, and stress can hinder our progress. That’s why when discussing tips for not losing one’s patience when things don’t go according to plan, he suggested working on shifting the emotional state towards the positive end of the spectrum.
“One effective way to do this is by practicing gratitude. Gratitude is an incredibly powerful emotion that can transform our outlook and emotional state, helping us to focus on what we have rather than what we lack.
“Additionally, focusing on your ultimate goal rather than the current setbacks is crucial,” LeMoine continued. “It's easy to become consumed by the frustration of not reaching your destination yet; it's important to remember that every step, even those that feel like missteps, is part of the journey toward your goal.”
My GF Tried To Catch A Moth. It Was Easier Than Expected
I cup my hand around the moth. It flutters around in my hand while I'm walking it out the door.
Went To Mcdonald’s And Ordered A Cheeseburger With Ketchup Only.. Well I Guess I Got What I Ordered
I used to work at McDonald’s and if you ask for only something they don’t put anything else one the burger.
Load More Replies...Malicious Compliance! I got that with an online order. There was an option of 'No Split Top Bun'. I clicked it thinking they would just give me the regular bun. Because why call out the specialness of the bun if there wasn't a regular bun alternative? And also, they wouldn't just send a grilled patty. Guess what? They did just send me the meat patty in a plastic container. Okay, yes, I see my error, but really? It's not a burger without the bun. A burger is ALL of the ingredients. Each ingredient is just as valuable as the next. It's a team effort.
NGL, that was totally on you. People order burgers without the bun all the time. If you want a different bun, you gotta tell them which bun you want.
Load More Replies...Took me a minute to realize the teeny tiny burger wasn't under the cheese.
When I worked at McDonald’s many years ago, I once had a customer come in and request a burger “with no meat!” So I sent that request back to the cooking area—both verbally AND in writing—and they sent back a…plain hamburger patty, with no bun, no condiments, or anything else. I mean, they had ONE job, spelled out for them, and yet they still managed to mess it up!
Task Failed Successfully? (Found This On Youtube)
From Pokémon. I painted a rock for someone for their son who is into Pokémon.
Load More Replies...“Tools like mindfulness, meditation, or simply taking a moment to reflect on what you're grateful for can significantly impact your emotional state, moving you away from fear and towards a mindset of positivity and resilience. This shift improves your well-being and enhances your ability to navigate challenges and progress toward your goals,” LeMoine told Bored Panda.
“Remember, the journey to success is seldom straightforward. Embracing this and learning to manage our emotional responses to setbacks can make all the difference in achieving lasting success and fulfillment.”
There's Always A Funny One
Gary Larson did something similar in a Far Side cartoon, but the guy was servicing a missile. One of my absolute favorites.
Load More Replies...This is in fact a real thing that happen, not a joke. There's a bunch of old articles about it.
There's actually a NY Times article here...https://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html
Load More Replies...Was thinking the same thing! "Silence! I KILL YOU!"🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Me Irl
Like roxy222uk said, a lot of women have been stalked or attacked after saying no plainly and directly. That's enough of a reason to be extra careful with your wording
Load More Replies...I think they were trying to message a third person, asking their advice on how to rent the fellow ... but accidentally messaged him instead.
Load More Replies...Being turned down or rejected hurts, but we've all experienced it and lived... Plus it doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with us, but that the other person has made a choice that is best for them (it also doesn't mean there's something wrong with them).
It Works I Guess
To avoid any self-damage if I were you, I wouldn't try to cut ANYTHING before I talked to an expert about which end of the knife you are supposed to hold.
on this and that one with the axe, how is the handle so sharp. My husband has throwing hatchets and throwing knives but the handle isn't anywhere near this sharp.
Load More Replies...Light Connection
the person who failed at their job was the one who ordered the wrong sized replacement
Load More Replies...I can see what happened here. They replaced an older one by making a new one "to fit" the existing nuts. But they measured between the nuts as the width and length of the base, instead of taking that as the distance between holes. So they cut the base steel plate to the gap size rather than the hole size. Just my theory.
One thing is for sure, and that is the bolts were there before the light post. This about the best the person installing this could do short of not installing it, and just reporting the problem so that they could either change the light post or drill and anchor new bolts.
Load More Replies...Successfail Hookup
Been there. Its a small world. I'm asexual so it was during my spurts back in the day
My asexual butt wouldn't even realize they're talking about sex
Load More Replies...Friends, too... Joey thought he'd dated a girl before because it recognized the apartment, but it turned out to be the roommate he'd gone out with previously.
Load More Replies...Walked Into The Kitchen To Find This Monstrosity
Indeed. Depends how drunk/stoned you were at the time.
Load More Replies...Pretzels
Those aren't pretzels. They are pretzel shaped alien eggs. You don't want one...
Load More Replies...We had the equivalent of these for the paninis/grilled sandwiches we sold in the cafe I worked at, and people would be like "but I want a fresh one, not that one" and don't you worry your sweet little head, I will not give you plastic food. But it *will* have been frozen 5 minutes before I give it to you.
Saw This Rather Attractive Window Display In London Today
I want to break freeee. I want to breeeaaak freeee.
Load More Replies...The dishes in the cupboard after I throw something in and they all fall down but I close the cupboard in time
The existential dread of knowing that eventually you'll have to open the cupboard again.
Load More Replies...I was wondering if anyone was going to make that joke.
Load More Replies...Italian beer, so its the leaning tower of peroni. everything checks out, no problems here
Good Enough For Me
This is a poll on a website, (Not sure which, either Snapchat or tiktok)(As pointed out by other comments this is actually Instagra, thanks seb and populus) where they said 62% should vote for option 1 and 38% for option 2. However, people did this the wrong way round! Hope this helped
Load More Replies...the only explanation i can come up with is that is was a poll with Option 1 being 62% and Option 2 being 38%. Then 38% voted for Option 1 and 62% voted for Option 2. Now i have a headache
Like Diana said, this is a poll prompt on social media. Instagram, I believe, on the "story" kind of post. You can add a poll and put up to four options with a question. The person requested that the viewers of the story vote for each side a certain percentage (for whatever reason) but instead the viewers voted for each side the opposite of what was requested (probably out of spite).
It isn't spite, it's a coincidence. You can't see the percentages until you've already voted. The game was for people to guess what other people chose and try to make it match the assigned percentages.
Load More Replies...My Fly Catcher Caught A Fly On The Non Sticky Part
The sticky part probably touched the cardboard and left residue. Poor fly though.
I figured something to with these a while ago. They don't attract all kinds of flies. I experimented with rubbing them with different things like fruit juice (for fruit flies), and meat juices (for regular flies) and left one as is as a control. The first two were much more effective.
Does This Count?
Umm
Just needs a new battery. There's enough to show a display, but not complete the transaction.
Early days of online banking you needed this card reader to generate you a code every time you wanted to log in. Some banks are still phasing them out.
Load More Replies...I believe this card reader is in a CoOp *shop*, not the *bank*. Remember, you can use your debit card to pay for purchases in different shops 🤓
Load More Replies...Gay Task Failed Succesfully
When you hear "There's something wrong with you" all day long you get depressed even if there's nothing wrong with you. CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION.
I think one of the reasons depression is higher in the LGBT+ community is for many they can not be themselves due to fear of repercussions. This is society putting so much pressure on people to conform that society damages them.
Load More Replies...Oh, so having to constantly hide who you are for years and be afraid of other people's reactions for the rest of your life even once you personally have made peace with it causes depression? Who'd have thunk?
It's almost like feeling really bad can be caused by systemic oppression and hate and not just random sickness like the rich and privileged leaders of pharmaceutical companies and capitalist politicians who don't want to be held accountable want you to believe! Hmmm. /S
Their depression begins when they are just old enough to realize who they are attracted too... and then, right at that moment, it isn't depression, it's fear. "Are my parents going to disown me? My siblings? My extended family? My friends? And then when you don't know those answers, depression kicks in, because honestly, you are scared to death to find out. This is all because of society and what you are "told" is "normal". Additionally, it's people like you that make statements that aren't true, which only continues to make matters worse.
Load More Replies...Failed To Start Because Of The Following Error: The Operation Completed Successfully
Technically It Sort Of Did Its Job
Installation Failed Successfully
When I update the controller for my sound system on the pc I get 'Update failed. Try again'. So I try again, and get 'No update required'.
Update was successful but likely needed a restart/ exit to complete install.
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Ai Forgot How Motorcycles Work But The Details Are Immaculate
omfg now we are going to get conspiracy idiots telling us the moon landing photos were AI generated.
Now I want one of these to drive down my driveway to the mailbox making a VROOooom noise the whole time.
Can You Spot The Difference?
Perhaps the expected answer had the lines drawn top to bottom, and the person drew at least one of them in the opposite direction.
The top of the line going from bottom left to top right is off to the left by the tiniest amount in the right hand graph. I can only see it because OCD.
Lock Picking Failed Successfully
Well, out of all the locks available, i wouldn't pick that one. It's busted.
It looks like Edward Scissorhands has fallen on hard times and has resorted to breaking and entering.
I Think This Belongs Here. It Failed And Span 180° On The Bed But Continued To Print, Successfully?
Steam Successfully Failed
Soda Failed Successfully
Did I Hit It Right?
Something similar happened to my husband, but instead he hit the power off button and ended the game (which I was winning at the time)
Why would you use steel tipped darts on a plastic board? They have plastic tips for these. I call BS.
Okay Nintendo
I like the taco stand game on Discord. I also loved the daily joke bot!
Ice-Skating!
Mee6 Successfully Banned Mee6
This is a bot on discord that can do jobs for you, like banning people from a group chat, incase somebody doesn't know
My Bad
The shadow on the left makes it looks like a person from the Simpsons or something..
Please tell me you don't use any kind of tools during your everyday life.
Axe throwing. It spins as you throw it
Load More Replies...Does This Go Here Lol
Flashing - Showing private parts to somebody
Load More Replies...We don't need to know that your partners gonna show our their down unders, thank you very much
Litteraly The 'Sent' Mark Over The Top Of The 'Not Sent' Mark
Task Failed Successfully
Did it just congratulate itself for successfully failing to verify??
Bugs Not Fixed Successfully
There's nothing like having your bugs fixed incorrectly. Why, the house would be overrun with larvae! I refuse to babysit.
This one is reasonable. The bug here is not that it fails to load but that an incorrect error is displayed when it does fail. The intended bug has been fixed.
Can't Use One Or More Drives Completed Successfully
I never make drive pools without a completely separate physical mirror drive of the same size because that s**t right there... always happens. Some drive breaks and the whole thing comes crashing down.
Thanks Adobe
Adobe in general. Remember back in the day having to have Acrobat to read PDFs and ONLY to read PDFs? They called it Acrobat and most of us only used it to read ONE SINGLE file type. It's like a human acrobat that can only do jumping jacks.
Getting Vitamin C
Potassium. Bananas are for potassium and Oranges are for Vitamin C. I know they both have both but association in popular culture etc.
Banana (100 gram): 9mg vitamin c, ~11% of daily amount. Orange (100 gram): 53mg. https://matkalkyl.se/se-banan.php
Load More Replies...Please destroy (eat). This can no longer be used as a measurement standard.
Bananas are a good way to tell how much vitamin C you're getting from your orange.
I knew a guy who thought the potassium in bananas was called bananatol. We never even corrected him.
Well I Dont Know
It's the difference between going home to sleep with my wife and going home to sleep with my wives.
Load More Replies...The sentence can also be translated as a generalized statement of fact: "Women and girls read." Turkish (the source language here) doesn't have definite articles like "the".
In my experience, (1314 day streak so far) Duolingo doesn't care about the period. The mistake is using "women" where "woman" was needed.
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