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50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity
Cooking is an art. Sure, there’s skill involved, and it’s wise to master the basics before you begin experimenting. But rules are meant to be broken. And if you have a creative culinary idea, you might as well try it! Just don’t be surprised if people on the internet decide to roast you like a holiday ham.
We took a trip to the Stupid Food Memes for Stupid People Facebook group and gathered some of their funniest posts below. We’ll warn you right now, pandas, that some of these bizarre food combinations might make you lose your appetite. But we hope you enjoy scrolling through this list that would give Gordon Ramsay nightmares, and be sure to upvote the photos that you can’t help but giggle at!
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Giles McArdell 3 weeks ago
Ridiculous - It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
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Wolfgang Bonow 3 weeks ago
It depends on the currency. 2.99 would be three times the price i see herel
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Caffeinated Ape 3 weeks ago
Honestly that still looks pretty neat. I kind of want to see more flags assembled from m&m's now.
Damned_Cat 3 weeks ago
A friend was married to an Englishman. One Fourth of July she asked him to help her make a "flag cake" decorated with strawberries and blueberries. She meant American flag of course, but he made the British flag.
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childish gambling addiction 3 weeks ago
Anything can be a stablery if your arm’s strong enough
The Stupid Food Memes for Stupid People Facebook group has been around since 2016 and has amassed over 3.6K members. Here, you can find stomach-churning photos of cursed foods, hilarious products that probably shouldn’t exist and memes about what it’s like to struggle in the kitchen when you have absolutely no culinary skills.
This community is quite active, as the page has seen over 50 new posts in the past month and continues gaining members every single week. So whether you’re a professional chef or you tend to burn your oatmeal, we’re sure that you’ll find something that makes you chuckle in this list!
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Ozymandias73 3 weeks ago
"Hey, I'm just the delivery driver. Someone orders food, I deliver. End of story."
Sam Trudeau 3 weeks ago
"I was ordering fast food while you were still in diapers!" "So was I"
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UnclePanda 3 weeks ago (edited)
At some point, I realized that the ingredients in a large oatmeal raisin cookie were the same or healthier than a waffle. No dish to clean up either!
On a scale of broke college student to Carmen Berzatto, where do your cooking skills lie? Are you more of an instant noodles for dinner type person, or do you plan your entire week around the Michelin-level meals you plan to prepare? According to a survey from YouGov, only one third of Brits actually feel confident cooking a meal from scratch without a recipe.
However, nearly half say that they’re “fairly good” in the kitchen. And only 12% consider their culinary skills to be “fairly bad” or “very bad.” Unsurprisingly, women tend to be more confident in the kitchen, while men are more likely to be hopeless when it comes to whipping up dinner. And older adults are typically more capable when it comes to cooking than younger adults.
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Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
Dude's not paralysed, his body simply crashed because it is unable to sprout wings. It was a simple nugget overflow error due to poor coding.
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Earthquake903 3 weeks ago
I'd eat there religiously just for the privilege of not dining with the entitled
Amy 3 weeks ago (edited)
Having an allergy an entitlement? It’s a, sometimes, life threatening condition. Do you think they should only ever eat at home because of this?? All this place is proving is that they make nothing fresh so they can’t sub out Ingredients and previous posts of this image have proved that most people realise this is a ploy to disguise that fact! I’m not saying we should be able to swap ingredients in a dish, but to tell people with allergies not to dine there because you don’t know your own ingredients or how it’s prepared to tell them which dishes wouldn’t be suitable means you shouldn’t be catering to public imo!
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Laserleader 3 weeks ago
Everything is an allergin to someone, so yeah. Just list the ingredients and they wont have to ask. My random Goat Milk allergy almost never comes into play, except for fancy restaurants/first class on planes etc. So I stay poor to stay safe.
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
I would be in so much trouble if I had a goat cheese allergy - I love that stuff! It's interesting that most people who can't process made from cow milk can process goat milk, so it sounds like you have an unusual allergy.
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otiose 3 weeks ago
Because the last part is totally different than the first!
Load More Replies... Never Snarky 3 weeks ago
And if you have an allergy to something that could easily be left out of the food? TFB.
Lola Rocksmith 3 weeks ago
What if you have a medical condition though? That s**t can be life-threatening
Linz Endell 3 weeks ago
You don’t eat there. They’ve made it pretty clear.
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Christina Hill 3 weeks ago
I appreciate their honesty, especially this day in age where just about everything can be found online. Im sure some people still think they're above this. Also no matter where I go I almost always want extra pickle and feel extra pickles should be offered as a side dish most places!
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The vast majority of Brits aren’t intimidated by preparing ready meals, cooking from scratch (if they get to follow a recipe) and cooking with prepared ingredients, such as jarred sauces and frozen foods. But apparently, only half of the adults in the UK regularly cook meals from scratch, and 8% admit that they never do. As far as how many dishes Brits feel confident making without help, 35% say they could whip up between one and five meals without consulting a recipe. Meanwhile, nearly a quarter of Brits say they could confidently make between six and ten dishes without any assistance.
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MontanaMariner 3 weeks ago
I usually tell the religious lady ranting downtown that she should more time worrying about her eyebrows.
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FreeDragon 3 weeks ago
This lady will have an aneurism when she finds out I am born on Halloween.
Lady Eowyn 3 weeks ago
Samhain - the Celtic precursor of Halloween - is far, far older than Christianity.
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Beth Wheeler 3 weeks ago
Perfect description for a stupid name gor a plate of ham, cheese, crackers and fruit.
Not everyone dreams of whipping up gourmet meals for their partner or impressing dinner party guests. But if you’re looking to improve your cooking skills from the comfort of your own home, Leith’s Online Cookery School has some tips. First, they note that it’s best to collect skills, rather than recipes. Learn how to properly use a knife, how to make a simple gravy, how to create the perfect pie crust, etc. Once you’ve got a handle on the basics, you’ll be able to tackle any recipe without breaking a sweat.
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Oni 3 weeks ago
The secret ingredient is crime. Just kidding, it's butter.
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joann fielding 3 weeks ago
I'd eat my left foot if it was covered in melted cheese.
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Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
Ugh, cauliflower. I'm a broccoli guy. See? There's even a 🥦 emoji. Now show me the cauliflower one. Oh, you can't, there isn't one, because nobody normal chooses to eat that rancid white mush...
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
There's no cauliflower emoji because I've eaten it...
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Laserleader 3 weeks ago
You dont seem to know what a meme is. This ain't a recipe, its a joke.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago
Coming to a cinema near you: HalloWiener!!! Beware the footlong-ish Shape, Oscar Myers...!!! XP XD
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 3 weeks ago
Nah, it's bad for you. I can take it off your hands if you want
Even if you have no plans of ever working in a restaurant, it’s still a good idea to follow the best practices of professionals. One of which is mise-en-place, which essentially means having all of your ingredients prepped and ready to go before you even start cooking. Everything should be organized and in place to prevent chaos while you’re actually working.
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Leith’s also recommends tasting your food throughout every step of the process. Not only does this ensure that the final product is delicious, but it also helps you understand how each step affects the recipe. Lacking depth of flavor? You might need some zing from a squeeze of lemon. Too bitter? Try adding a pinch of sugar or maple syrup. At the end of the day, salt, sugar, fat and acid will make a recipe taste divine, so make sure you’ve included all necessary components.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 weeks ago
Okay, I'm not the only one with a dirty mind, good.
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Vickie Woodard 3 weeks ago
I love ALL kinds of pickles. Growing okra next year just so I can have a nice supply of pickled okra. Have even filled green beans.
SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago (edited)
Um, I'll just leave the brined cucumber on your plate and let's leave it at that... -_-" XP
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago (edited)
Pumpkinhead has seen some more terrifying things than witchcraft and revenge... (Pumpkinhead franchise) XP XD
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Another aspect to keep in mind that can definitely elevate your cooking is sourcing quality ingredients. If the produce is fresh and in season, it’ll take much less effort to make the flavors pop. This might cost you a few more dollars on groceries, so you may not be able to shop from the farmer’s market every single week. But if you really want to impress your family (or your own taste buds), finding the best ingredients will be worth it.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago
So, how's the investigation going? Did poochy at least get a Blue's Clue on the whereabouts of the missing slush...? XP XD
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Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
Her next mistake is saying she wants to go to Iceland for her holiday
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Are you enjoying this list full of silly food memes, pandas? Whether you’re feeling inspired to prepare a five-course meal or you’ll stick to dino nuggets for dinner, your culinary choices are valid. Let us know in the comments below what you plan to make tonight, and if you’re interested in checking out another list from Bored Panda featuring food memes, you can sink your teeth into this article next!
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Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
This doesn't resonate with me as much as the caption "how I see my mother" and "how everyone else sees my mother"
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Doofnuts 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure it photoshopped, but if it's not I'll be looking for you! (joke, but that steak looks pretty good).
Weaponized Beef 3 weeks ago
I regret that I can only down vote this statement once.
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ThatAussieIdiot(He/Him/Aussie) 3 weeks ago
DID YOU KNOW! the one for "hotdog buns" doesn't change if you're rich in Aus! just don't use the frankfurts instead of sausages (they are VERY DIFFERENT!)
Kylie 3 weeks ago
Speaking of which - I REALLY miss the red saveloys. Franks just don't hit the same.
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Karl der Große 3 weeks ago
Masculinity is a delicate bubble made of carwash soap and testosterone. You do one thing "feminine" and poof! You're a girly man.
Jeremy James 3 weeks ago (edited)
Fox TV personality Jesse Watters seems to have an obsession with this. I heard him say recently that real men shouldn't eat soup in public because you have to bring the spoon to your mouth and purse your lips. Of course, the stipulation, "in public," implies that it's okay for men to enjoy soup at home in the privacy of their own special little soup closets.
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Sam Trudeau 3 weeks ago
Second guy's profile pic (due to blurry) looks like a Fallout ghoul with a MAGA hat
Geoffrey Scott 3 weeks ago
One frozen tea in a water bottle, one cold tea in a water bottle, one can of soda, one sandwich. All the c**p I need tucked into the pockets of the cooler...
Siege Rook 3 weeks ago
Every man obsessed with masculinity or whether something someone else does is feminine or not is either highly embarrassed about their own sexuality and trying to project on others, and/or desperately lonely and thinks that a lack of masculinity (as opposed to an actual personality and redeeming qualities) is somehow the reason why.
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Austzn 3 weeks ago
I just smell them. And my vote is pro-cilantro(coriander)!!! Because I can actually taste it. I'm one of God's chosen children. 😁
Fond O'Cats 3 weeks ago
I asked my Sicilian brother in law what repels Italian vampires because obviously they can eat garlic. He said Cilantro.
Ozymandias73 3 weeks ago
Whenever I get street tacos, I have to say "light cilantro." Otherwise, I'm eating a cilantro salad with a little bit of taco flavoring. I don't mind the taste. Not a cilantro taste like soap person. Thank God!
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
That's the one thing I dislike about flat leaf parsley becoming more common than in my childhood.
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BrownEyedGrrl 3 weeks ago
My 3 yr old grandson agrees with yours, but French fries should also be on the menu.
Load More Replies... Lola Rocksmith 3 weeks ago
Wouldn't eat any of this except for the chicken tenders (I can't stand cheese or hotdogs)
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TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 3 weeks ago
I had that mug, the handle broke 2 days ago :(
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Laura Lawson 3 weeks ago
In Australia, the Northern Territory, called NT, had a brilliant ad campaign. And only in Australia would this fly. It was called See You in the NT. Except it was shortened to CU in the NT. 'In the' was in tiny letters, so you can imagine what you got. This was a legitimate, albeit unofficial, ad campaign. My sister has a key chain, my dad has a stubby holder (beer cooler?) & there are shirts, goodies & bumper stickers galore. God I love this country!!! Please google this!
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 3 weeks ago (edited)
Edging is a s3xual term where a person services themselves or someone else, but stops before climax, right at the "edge".
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago
Ladies and Gentle-Pandas, I believe we have located the Phoenix of Curryland...
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Min 3 weeks ago
Not really, but it's more socially acceptable than just eating the whipped cream on its own.
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Babs Ishkabibble 3 weeks ago
It's 'capocollo' for crying out loud. Why are you spelling it the way a Soprano pronounces it? LOL
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
"Capocollo (Italian: [kapoˈkɔllo]) or coppa (Italian: [ˈkɔppa, ˈkoppa]) also called gabagool in American English."
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Lost Panda 3 weeks ago
I thought that was called a Wish Sandwich. A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you take two slices of bread and ...haha... WISH you had some meat... bow bow bow
Data1001 3 weeks ago
The other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun.
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Emma B 3 weeks ago
Agreed, it looks like lorne sausage to me. I have literally never heard of this except via this meme btw. Unless it's a southern thing it's just made up.
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Geoffrey Scott 3 weeks ago
Just opened one in our town. Running joke is that the sewage treatment folks have lots of job security.
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Lotekguy 3 weeks ago
Endorsed by RFK Jr as an effective cure for covid, and an autism preventative.
childish gambling addiction 3 weeks ago
no seriously his food pyramid is a sand castle
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MetaMom 3 weeks ago
that's fairly brilliant 🍪 💯 I've seen this picture before and never thought about filling the bowl with ice cream (smh & a face palm)
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Marie Adamson 3 weeks ago
No you didn't, you made ice cream cookie cups, but they failed. Stop lying.
Siege Rook 2 weeks ago
I want to call b******t, because I've never been THAT drunk before... but then I have to remember how many truly stupid people there are out there that barely have enough spare brain cells left after *breathing* for anything like coherent thought, much less after the addition of alcohol.
Just off the Goat 3 weeks ago
How high do you have to be to do this.....(detects a pungent aroma wafting through the air)
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Space Invader 3 weeks ago
I thought bucket list meant things to do before you kick the bucket, not things to do in order to kick the bucket...
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Angela Corvaia 3 weeks ago
Pic on left looks sorta like a squirrel wanna be creature.
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Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago (edited)
Oh my dear Lord! Busted!!!!!!!!!! Edit: P.S. Found some really nice goat cheese this morning at one of the local marchés - Rocamadour (fromage de chèvre au lait cru). Oh la la!
Load More Replies... Sam Trudeau 3 weeks ago
Animorphs 23. "A mistake has been made. His name is David". I have that one
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SheamusFanFrom1987 3 weeks ago
When that happens, it'll be a tough choice between Taco Bell and Taco Dell... XP XD
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Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
I'm one of the people that forgoes the crackers with the cheese from a platter, it detracts from the cheese taste.
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Upstaged75 3 weeks ago
This has been photoshopped. It originally said a banana. Which is bad enough.
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Ace 3 weeks ago
I can still smell them from when they were used in classrooms in the 1970s... (Apparently correctly called a 'spirit duplicator', a true mimeograph being a much earlier machine using a stencil).
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 3 weeks ago
Nah. Load camera with film. Take picture. Take a week or two to use up all the film (often much longer). Wind it back, put into a cannister. Drive around for a week with it in the car because you keep forgetting to take it in for developing. Get it developed. Find it's out of focus....
Ozymandias73 3 weeks ago
Going wayyyyy back, they etched it into stone as their Brontoburgers were cooking on an open flame.
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Tiggy Darling 3 weeks ago
For extra stuck on stuff: 1. put in garden overnight. 2. Wash in the morning. 3. Do not think about why it was cleaner in the morning.
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Spidercat 3 weeks ago
*Tamagotchi... honestly what are they teaching in schools these days. Next you'll be telling me millennials don't know what Pogs are.
Rick Murray 3 weeks ago
🤷🏻♀️ I just throw water, salt, flour, and dried yeast into my bread maker and leave it for a while. So much simpler.
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Ozymandias73 3 weeks ago
What? And ruin a perfectly unhealthy meal? Needs cheese to be complete. Ok, maybe some chives for greenery.
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Barbara Wilcock 3 weeks ago
Brush your teeth, then drink orange juice straight from the fridge
SCP 4666 3 weeks ago (edited)
Not even the Mexican cartel is b@d@Ss enough to do this
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childish gambling addiction 3 weeks ago
That’s the exact reason why it would be a hit
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Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
That would be nicer than the time my brother tried to make cornbread! We'd never had cornbread, so have nothing to compare it to, but we assume it's not meant to be sweeter than cake right?
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Siege Rook 2 weeks ago
"Consectetur adipiscing elit..." Gee, you'd think I'd mocked up a website or three (hundred) or done layout for print before.
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LillieMean 3 weeks ago
To maximize fart production, I would recommend grated raw cabbage and mixed beans. (Canned cooked beans will also work if you don't have time to soak and cook them yourself.) Boiled eggs would probably work to enhance the aroma.
Siege Rook 2 weeks ago (edited)
Thanks SO much for spewing your 4$$-gas around the line of the kitchen where food is prepared. Effing disgusting. People wonder why I don't like eating out all that often, but then they don't like hearing why from my experience having worked in a few restaurants, thanks to foul people like this.
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Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
That reminds me what I considered the funniest joke when I was a teenager (though like the dead baby jokes, I don't get the appeal now)- A guy working in a second hand shop had a customer come in and buy a single fork. Then a second and third person comes in to buy a fork. A fourth person comes in and buys a straw. The shop owner asks "I thought you would buy a fork" and he person replies "No, someone threw up outside, and all the chunky bits are gone".
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Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
OK you guys, what happened was that I made a comment and added a picture, then decided the comment was stupid, so removed it, and then had to remove the picture as well. I am an idiot and deserve this one. 😣
Maria Maria 3 weeks ago
I am guessing she was was was referring to Halloween being the "devil's holiday" (not that it makes sense). But l think she understood it was a banana costume, as it would be hard not to.
Multa Nocte 3 weeks ago
OK you guys, what happened was that I made a comment and added a picture, then decided the comment was stupid, so removed it, and then had to remove the picture as well. I am an idiot and deserve this one. 😣
Maria Maria 3 weeks ago
I am guessing she was was was referring to Halloween being the "devil's holiday" (not that it makes sense). But l think she understood it was a banana costume, as it would be hard not to.
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