“I Wish I Was Joking”: 50 Times People Were So Stunned By Food Presentation They Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)
Having a nice meal at a fancy restaurant every once in a while is good for your soul. It’s a great way to raise your spirits and remember how awesome life is. The issue with some of the nicer places (aside from the pretentiously small portions) is that some of them serve your food on mind-boggling random items. A lobster on a telephone? Check. Hummus on a canvas? Check!
The epic ‘We Want Plates’ online community gently pokes fun at this trend by showcasing some of the most egregious examples of avoiding normal plates and glasses. We hope you’ve got room for some humor because we’re featuring some of the biggest recent crimes against normality. Scroll down for pics that show you just how bonkers some restaurateurs have become.
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Crustacean On A Telephone
At the now closed, Michelin starred, Man behind the Curtain in Leeds. This was part of a 14-course tasting menu. It’s Langoustine Txangurro…
Inspired by Salvador Dalí's Lobsterphone, no doubt... zing zing zing zonanaphoooooone...
Load More Replies...Didn't Salvador Dali paint something similar? Edit: it was a sculpture not a painting https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_Telephone
After finding out Batman has his own phone Aquaman comes up with his own.
Unbelievable
What in the blue heck is that dessert? Deep fried zucchini with blancmange?
Service With Sole
I ordered sushi, not shoe-shi!!! Take this abomination back!!! -_-"
Whyyyyyyy it's not even sole, I'm not gonna make it through this thread 😭😭
Filet of sole, my arch enemy. You'd truly have to be a heel to do this. I hope it's not laced with anything.
Food can and should be aesthetic. However, you should never sacrifice nutrition, taste, texture, and smell for the sake of superficiality. To put it bluntly, if your food looks Instagram-worthy but tastes like drek, you’ll end up pushing your customers away and burning your reputation.
Some restaurant owners are so desperate to stand out from the crowd and to appear unique that they sacrifice good taste for randomness. Not all of their experiments with design and ‘artistic’ plating work, though. Some are so bizarre that they can (and arguably should!) be called out by customers everywhere.
I Don’t Even Need A Plate. I Just Want *not This*
'Dish of the Day', at Milliway's, played by Peter Davison(a/k/a the Fifth Doctor).
Load More Replies...Nauseating... A vegan might have a stroke seeing this! (funny/not funny)
Dumpling On A Skull On A Board
OP "Actually yes lol it was a pig’s brain dumpling and it was actually rly rly good lol" 🤢
Load More Replies...Unless it's Halloween, there's no excuse for this. Not even if it's the matching skull to the brain.
Our Hummus Was Delivered On… An Art Canvas?
We ordered a hummus plate at a very normal hotel bar in the Midwest. This was brought out without context?
The ‘We Want Plates’ online group is one of the most well-known projects on social media and Reddit. Created in mid-July of 2015, over the past decade, the community has grown to become home for a million folks who are fighting “against serving food on bits of wood and roof tiles, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars.”
The goal of the group is to “showcase cringe-worthy examples of plating.” However, you have to go above and beyond things like burgers on boards, sushi on sushi boats, or traditional types of plating from other cultures.
Sole Of A 1995 Nike Air Max
I would just demand that they put it on a plate and cite hygiene issues or stare at them blankly and say ‘I’m allergic to shoes’
I like your latter suggestion: "I'm allergic to shoes" 😆 Maybe with the addition of "...this concerns the whole of my body, knee-upward."
Load More Replies...Full English Breakfast Served On A Spade
Friend of mine (a train enthusiast) has a copy of a book, "Cooking on the footplate". Included were things such as how to bake a pie on a (carefully cleaned!) shovel in the steam engine's firebox.
Load More Replies...No black pudding or fried bread, and hash browns are an incorrect addition from some former colonies.
Let's Just Stick These In A Whisk! *perfect!*
If I ever started a TV or Radio station, I would fight like mad to get WTAF as my call letters.
Load More Replies...You have to remember that even though these restaurants are being gently mocked and literally named and shamed, it’s all done for the sake of humor. You have to be civil. There’s absolutely no room for insults or threats on the subreddit.
Posting original content is encouraged. In which case, be sure to share the details of what the establishment is called and where it’s located. Meanwhile, if you’re sharing photos of dishes that you didn’t personally try when eating out, remember to credit the person or organization who originally shared it online.
I Mean I Think The Round Base Is Technically A Plate?
Same, as long as the bones are clean then I think this one and the dumpling on a skull are pretty neat
Load More Replies...Pretty sure it's a fish spine. Not sure what species. Big one, though!
Load More Replies...Scallops Served On A Bed Of Wood Chips
So does the restaurant's insurance company know that they are serving literal splinters to diners?
I remember back when things like 'Steak Tartare served on Tube Leather' were gags in a Warner Bros. cartoon.
Yummy wood chips, to really cut your mouth f**k your teeth and choke to death.
Those do not look like real scallops. At least not scallops like we eat in the US. Ok on second glance they're some kind of scallop sauce thing on a scallop shell? I pray that those wood chips stay far away from that. Yuck!
F***ing mulch are they serious?? I would apologise to the waiter, storm passed and demand the chef eat it in front of me and throw that shi* in their face when they don't...
A Mini Staircase Of Chicken Bite Appetizers
Honestly, far from the worst offender here - as long as it's clean.
Ahhhhh ... I knew Harry Potter under the stairs was a sorcerer.. is this a saucerer..
During a previous interview, Bored Panda had gotten in touch with the founder of the massive ‘We Want Plates’ project, Ross McGinnes. He was happy to share a bit about the history behind it.
“I started the campaign in 2015 after a friend posted a picture of an average-sized steak on Facebook, which had been served to him on a large chopping board,” he said.
Alternative Use Of Roofing Tiles
So, the 'fashion designers' that have a deep and abiding hatred of women have now moved on to being restaurateurs who hate diners. Got it.
Ahum... I use new, thorougly cleaned and cooked little ceramic flower pots as starter when dining with friends. I fill them with deviled creme fraiche/cheese cream, plant a radish or mini-carrot, with green on top, in it and top it off with crumbled and roasted "pumpernickel" (very dark northern germsn bread). My friends love the flower pot
Wow a mouth full of rocket and flap of whatever on a filthy bit of stock from B&Q?? I would walk out, or just look around and not order when I've realised the mistake of going in...
Well... in Portugal, in a specific region, these are used to cook, it's a traditional cooking method, over coal, I believe. And there's a village that during the profane celebrations of their patron saint have a "competition" where people use a white t-shirt and drink wine from roofing tiles (someone is pouring the wine) and the winners are those with more stains.
Why not just bird s**t on roofing tiles? Would make more sense, just saying...
Sushi On A Ceramic Hat
Or 11th. "I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool,"
Load More Replies...But if you an actual giraffe you could eat off my actual hat. ...and maybe take a drink out my bra too.
We Want (The Other 3/4s Of The) Plate
I'd call the health department on this one before I'd eat ceramic splinters.
“It [the picture] was captioned, unironically, ‘That is a big meal!’ It wasn't a big meal—he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense. I searched Twitter for an account which would allow me to vent my spleen with like-minded people, but found nothing. We Want Plates was born,” McGiness shared with us earlier.
I Ate At The Best Restaurant In The World Back In August. Needless To Say Half The Dishes I Had Meets This Subreddit’s Criteria…
The poor book! (Or was the book a gift from the restaurant which one could enjoy after removing the obviously "loose" page?)
It's clearly a sample book of colour swatches, not a first folio of Shakespeare.
Load More Replies...If the best restaurant in the world serves food on a book I would hate to see the worst.
Wrong Kind Of Plate!
Thai Basil Chicken Here Always Served With Random Household Wares
The Wheelbarrow *might* be appropriate for one of those 'Man vs. Food' overeating shows, but food served in a bird cage is RIGHT OUT!
Since when are a birdcage, half a jerry can and an umbrella household items? It's still pretty awful.
From McGiness’ perspective, restaurants place food on random things because they’re trying to seem unique, to stand out from the crowd of competitors.
“My local pub used to do a great Sunday roast: twelve quid, piled high, tasted great, and yes, it came on a plate. One weekend, they added a quirky offering to the menu: little sandwiches, pies, dainty cakes, and mini milkshakes served on a miniature picnic bench,” he said.
My Ceasar Salad On A Log….split In Twain
First time getting a salad at my fav local spot. I’m in awe.
You know, wood is widely used in cooking and as plates. There are ways to treat the wood so that it does not absorb liquds and there are ways to clean cutting boards and wooden utensils.
Load More Replies...Brownie And Ice Cream On A Slice Of Wood With A Big Crack In It
I mean, there are wooden cutting boards, maybe this is cleaned the same way? But yeah the crack would make it much harder to clean.
Load More Replies...It's probably varnished with someing food grad. I have handturned wooden bowls and they're perfectly safe to eat out of.
Ice Cream In An Egg Carton
You can buy them new, at the same supplier where the eggfarms order theirs.
Load More Replies...“The benches, painted bright pink and yellow, sat on top of tables seating actual grown adults. And what was the first thing these infantilized diners did? It wasn’t try the food—it was whip out their phones and take a picture,” he shared with Bored Panda.
“Over the following months, the picnic benches became increasingly popular, coinciding with the specials board becoming progressively smaller, before it eventually disappeared altogether.”
Staircase Pizza, Because Serving It On A Tray Makes No Sense
Well, the one good thing you can say is that you don't have deal with slices that aren't really cut apart.
This isn't much different from those three plate contraptions you get posh afternoon tea on.
"Went To A Coffee Shop, The Food Was Served On A Broken Plate And The Straw Was Made Out Of Pasta"
Okay, I can at least understand where the pasta straw idee emerged from: avoiding more plastic waste. (Not to mention the plastic straw ban in a lot of EU countries).
use paper like everyone else, pasta would taste so bad after a while
Load More Replies...Once upon a time it was illegal to use chipped or broken plates because bacteria collected in the broken surfaces.
Strange Way To Eat Strawberries And Cream
The half a bottle is bad enough, but the "food" looks like absolute garbage.
Broken bottle and moldy looking food. Looks like the trash panda specialty of the house.
That bottle has clearly been cut in half deliberately and not broken. It's likely the edges are sanded smooth. The food does look disgusting.
Load More Replies...“I sat there one Sunday, watching bench after garish bench emerge from the kitchen like a technicolor carnival of idiocy, before my usual roast arrived. The meat was cold, and the potatoes were burnt. It was once their main Sunday trade, but the traditional roast had died an unpalatable death. But that’s OK because they were doing a roaring trade with the benches, right? Sure, until the pub down the road started doing them too. Then the one around the corner,” the creator of ‘We Want Plates’ revealed how the trend quickly went viral.
Birria On A “Traditional Mexican Clothesline”
Cheese Ball In Monopoly Shoe
At leat there is a paper-lining. Practicality is another plate... well, topic.
The pretentious w****r who does things like this should go to jail, go directly to jail
Looking at the wine bottles behind, it is not for a standard monopoly board.
Load More Replies...A Sink. A Bloody Sink
I think it’s a play on “everything but the kitchen sink” but in this case it’s included lol
Well at least it is a decent portion, unlike some of the other ones that require a magnifying glass to locate
Mort Drucker "Star Trek" parody in an ancient issue of Mad magazine: 1st panel: Spock says to Kirk "Wow, so far this episode's had everything but the..." 2nd panel: Sink falls from sky, crashes into ground. 3rd panel: Kirk: "What were you going to say?" Spock: "Forget it."
As far as the question goes, and judging by the bananas for scale, this is right around the same size as the King's Castle at King's (which I hope still exists), a regional Friendly's style place in SWPA in the eighties. If I'm correct, pre-surgery I could have put this away and seriously considered a charcuterie board for dessert. I destroyed enough Castles in my high school years they stopped giving me the reward...
Only thing on the list I wouldn't be upset about. Order a novelty, get a novelty.
“Before you know it, everyone’s doing the same ‘quirky’ thing, except it’s not ‘quirky’ anymore because you can’t move for mini picnic benches and now all their roast dinners are rubbish to boot.”
According to McGiness, the very worst thing that he’s personally encountered was a piece of cake served on a table tennis bat in Barcelona, around 2008. “It still gives me sleepless nights,” he quipped.
Went A Fancy Birthday Dinner And They Served Me A Drink From This. It Was Heavy
Pasta Flight Served On Construction Debris
That's probably a solid hard wood plank treated to be food safe similar to a cutting board. NOT construction debris.
Great Idea: Curry In A Rolling Pin
After it has rolled three times over the table, one has at least one solid argument in their hands to directly complain to the ídiot who thought this was a good idea.
I've actually seen this in the wild. The other side has been flattened so it doesn't roll.
Load More Replies...We’d love to hear from you, Pandas! Which of these plating disasters made you laugh or cringe the hardest?
Why do you think restaurants try to pull nonsense like this?
What is the weirdest thing that your food has been placed on when dining out?
Have you ever had any food placed on random and weird items that actually kind of worked aesthetically?
Scroll down to the very bottom of this list to share your thoughts in the comments.
Linguine Fishbowl
Bolognese is an italian word, why is it spelt like a french one? It literally means "from Bologna".
Because it's made with mayonnaise on top look at picture.
Load More Replies...Honestly that seems it would make it a little easier to toss the sauce through the pasta.
Has This Place Only Ever Cooked Eggs Benedict, But Never Eaten Them?
What do they expect to happen with this situation? I should ask for a plate, but I am eating them right off this board so they understand what they have done. They have to learn. (Very delicious btw, but upsetting).
Most Of The Dishes Were Served On Plates But This One, Inexplicably, Was On A Little Tree
Check Out Those Knife Marks. Is That Sanitary For Next Customer?
And that is when they are being used only as cutting boards! How do you get all the meat juices out of those cut marks? Or do you just let the bacteria breed in them?
Load More Replies...When The Waiter Said “I’ll Just Go And Get Your Vegetables” I Didn’t Expect This
Sunday roast in a rural English pub.
Chicken Burger In A Shovel In New Zealand
With the fûcking stupid bun it looks like it’s been cooked on that shovel in a steam engine burner
fun fact. all these charcoal foods can mess with your medication.
Oh but anti psychotics don't work too well anyway hope you know.
Load More Replies...I like it. It's more like a small spade head and the charcoal bun is reminiscent of "train" cooking
A Little Too Transparent About The Portion Sizes Maybe?
This Is How They Served Me A Fish... It Was Good Though
OP "The tongue is roasted, and you eat it by picking up the handle from the fish’s mouth. The eye looks intimidating but blends into the roe it rests on, making it a fun experience. Edit: here are some additional photos & comments if you are interested..."
Load More Replies...Where's the actual fish? Buried under all that salt? Or were you just expected to eat a terrifying gaping fish head for dinner? With an EYEBALL on the side, no less.
Appetizer Sampler Served In A Tackle Box
I've been thinking the same thing through this entire thread.
Load More Replies...Cocktail In A Chinese Takeout Container
I've seen ceramic and glass "take-out" containers and that would be a good idea. This has a ticking clock on how quickly you need to drink it before structural integrity becomes an issue.
On A Rusty Chicken
The Pearl - Tampa FL.
"The Rusty Chicken" sounds like a low-grade Pub. Or a Sixties Dance Craze. Maybe both.
Burger On A Couple Of Bent Licence Plates
All fun until you recognise your own license plate there.
Load More Replies...A First For Me: Had My Burger And Chips Served To Me In A Lunchbox That Was Burning Hot
I mean, it's meant to hold food.They lined it. It can be cleaned and it's nostalgic. I like it. It was probably hot from the pass through heat lamps
Found This Ridiculousness In The Specials Of A Restaurant Near Me
Now this at least abuts the realm of reason. And it brings back fond memories of prawn cocktail in saucer champagne glasses. Yes I am that old. They may even have been Babysham glasses.
I'll Have A Trowel Of Hummus Please
Drink Served In Bag
Which countries? It seems unlikely that all the countries in SE Asia do things the same way when there are so many different countries, and surely even within a country it varies.
Load More Replies...Well, I've heard the expression "Half in the Bag", so this is not *completely* inappropriate...
In most South-East Asian countries, this is a norm. Malaysians call it Bungkus aka packed in Malay. To enjoy it on the go, opt for Ikat Tepi aka tie the string on the end, creating a bigger opening for the straw.
Who Needs Plates When There Are Dysfunctional Metal To Go Boxes
Get real! Why not serve all of these on hub caps? You can find stray ones in the side of the roadm
This Japanese Guest Did Not Enjoy The Food At Alton Towers Resort... (To Be Fair, They Have A Point!)
With it being a theme park hotel, maybe they didn’t want to use ceramic plates for room service and they thought this was better than paper or plastic plates.
Load More Replies...To be honest I'm not sure what's worse, the greasy cardboard or the hideous travesty of a Full English smeared on top of it! It should be in art gallery, titled "A plate of Disappointment".
If you're going full English and serving it like this, please let me introduce you to the meaning of the word FULL.
When I Asked My Server She Said They Don’t Even Cook With These Pans. Just For Plates
It isn't. I'm pretty sure that's a dendrobium orchid, which is an edible orchid and would cost a couple bucks for each blossom.
Load More Replies...Makes it even worse doesn't it? Even the most lost to reason person can't think it's cute.
Load More Replies...Please tell me that's not nonstick or you're supplying your guests with wood utensils.
Time to cut a flower out the carrot but cnt put my dinner on a plate
Easily One Of The Worst Salads I’ve Ever Had…
Served In A Jar
How Am I Supposed To Scoop This Out With Chips?
Put chips on napkin, pour onto plate (extra put chips into glass)
Today’s Lunch, Served On Some Building Materials
With cutlery and other items present, it didn’t even fit on the table.
I am worried for that person! Diagonal or straight, please pick one.
Load More Replies...Are these restaurants exempt from health department inspections? Broken bottles, c*****d plates, wood, roofing tiles...I mean, how can they get this stuff safe enough to eat on??
Meatballs On A Ferris Wheel
Fries Stuffed In A Mini Pitcher
All The Perfumes In A Sink
Makes as much sense as any of the rest of these.
Load More Replies...Ill Have The Pasta, With A Side Of ... A Glass? From A Local Restaurant
The “Board” Is Not Even Wood, It’s Ceramic…
And there was see the lack of a plate rim resulting in egg yolk going on the table and being wasted
That's good. Food should never be served on wood because it is impossible to sterilize.
You live in an unsterilized world and you're still alive aren't you?
Load More Replies...It Arrived In A Chocolate Bowl, Which Was Promptly Smashed On The Table
At least there’s a sanitary film covering the table.
I Can’t Even Pour The Syrup On Or It’ll Get Everywhere ??
Raw Fish On Old Wood
Not A Plate
Okay but like, this is the right way to serve something in a cone
Chicken Parm On A Plank
Relatively Mild I Suppose
There Is A Plate Right There. What Is The Point?
No Side Plates. I Asked And I Was Given A Very Small Paper Basket That Was The Size Of My Palm
Ah Yes, Serving Food In A Container Made For Fish At A Vegan Restaurant. Makes Perfect Sense
"lol it's just a surprisingly smooth and rather pale croquette (I think that's what it's called in english idk in spanish it's croqueta)." OP
Load More Replies...I’m very particular about food safety, and most of these were served on things that were not just NOT FOOD SAFE, but also bacteria farms. Seriously, random pieces of wood? An old shoe?
Exactly my thoughts. How do they clean this?!? It's great to be fancy or to explore new culinary paths, but most of these items the food is present on can't be cleaned in a food safety way. (Or maybe they can, but it would take sooo much time that I don't believe a restaurant kitchen is spending thus time!)
Load More Replies...At a restaurant I went to, they served the drinks in some sort of tiny bathtub looking thing. IMG_0001-6..._700-1.jpg
My friend was in the restaurant business. She was told you cannot even use a chipped plate due to bacteria being more able to thrive in that environment! I cannot even imagine how these places are allowed to serve on some of these!
I went to one of those Jamie Oliver restaurants once. The bread came served in a cup, and the steak arrived on a wooden board which, when put down, INSTANTLY leaked meat juice onto the table. The place did not last long. Not surprising at all.
Does this enhance any dining experience?? I just do not get this trend.
I had a drink served in a Styrofoam toilet once. I don't remember much after i finished it.
Absolutely not. None of these items are made of food grade materials. Most of them would be impossible to sterilize. Hard pass.
I’m very particular about food safety, and most of these were served on things that were not just NOT FOOD SAFE, but also bacteria farms. Seriously, random pieces of wood? An old shoe?
Exactly my thoughts. How do they clean this?!? It's great to be fancy or to explore new culinary paths, but most of these items the food is present on can't be cleaned in a food safety way. (Or maybe they can, but it would take sooo much time that I don't believe a restaurant kitchen is spending thus time!)
Load More Replies...At a restaurant I went to, they served the drinks in some sort of tiny bathtub looking thing. IMG_0001-6..._700-1.jpg
My friend was in the restaurant business. She was told you cannot even use a chipped plate due to bacteria being more able to thrive in that environment! I cannot even imagine how these places are allowed to serve on some of these!
I went to one of those Jamie Oliver restaurants once. The bread came served in a cup, and the steak arrived on a wooden board which, when put down, INSTANTLY leaked meat juice onto the table. The place did not last long. Not surprising at all.
Does this enhance any dining experience?? I just do not get this trend.
I had a drink served in a Styrofoam toilet once. I don't remember much after i finished it.
Absolutely not. None of these items are made of food grade materials. Most of them would be impossible to sterilize. Hard pass.
