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Despite having a 280-character limit, people on X are crafting some of the most comical content you can find online. And what’s not to love about it? The posts are short, sweet, and funny, perfectly appealing to our attention spans, which are seemingly shrinking by the minute. 

The Instagram account “Omg Story Time” collects the crème de la crème of humorous content on X, which we’re featuring today as a little treat for doing your best all week. Keep scrolling to find them, and be sure to upvote the ones that made you uncontrollably chuckle.

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with stand-up comedians Shaun Eli and Jeremy Nunes, who kindly agreed to provide us with a few insights on why X became a hub for funny content.

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Sue Denham
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you and her for being kind people.

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this tweet years ago (check the date, it’s from 2018) and the exact words have struck with me ever since. I too plan to do this when I get my official medical license soon thanks to this random lady.

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    To get expert insights on why X (formerly Twitter) is a place where funny people thrive, we reached out to stand-up comedian Shaun Eli, who has been called one of America’s smartest comics.

    He believes that there are two main reasons why there’s so much hilarious content on the social media platform. First, he says, “It's a popular medium with a huge user base, so it's a place for comedians to get noticed and have their content shared (or stolen, for that matter).”

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    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the "all episodes at once" releases destroyed something precious about shows. No week-long suspense after a cliffhanger episode. Also if you don't binge it on day one, you can't discuss it anywhere because people will spoil it for you and it's somehow your fault because you should have binged it.

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    Secondly, he suggests, “It's easy enough to type your thoughts so anybody can find an audience for their content, pro comics, or anybody else.”

    A fellow stand-up comedian and author of the humor book "You Can't Write City Hall," Jeremy Nunes, agrees with the fact that people can find their audience much easier and faster on X, no matter the kind.

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    "If you want to be the guy who makes jokes and represents vegetarians, you can be active with those groups and influencers. If you want to do the same for the carnivore crowd, you can be active with those groups and influencers. Likewise, if you want to troll and heckle those groups, you can find them."

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    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whever I lose my introvert bf at a party he's either fixing everyone food or entertaining the kids, or both

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    Søren Schilthauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention how essential their work is - that stuff piles up REALLY quickly and pose a serious health risk.

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    He further explains, "As a general user, the algorithm learns what types of content you tend to interact with and feeds you more of that. Instead of the old TV-watching experience of flipping channels to find what you want, Twitter knows what you want and gives it to you. It's like Twitter is the dad that really wants his kid to love him—he's giving that kid everything he could possibly want!"

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    Gia SDP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my all time favorite books...have read it about a hundred times!

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    Eli suggests that spoken and written comedy, like on X, have some things in common, such as putting the actual punch part of the punchline (the surprise) at the very end. This component is very important if you want to make people laugh, whether it’s on X or a stand-up stage.

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    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after many years authorities in utah have finally figured out ted bundy's trigger

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    Jihana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, that's how the system works. Why merge several km before the lane closes, it creates a traffic jam despite several km of empty lane.

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    ”Once people get the joke, you're finished, so any extraneous words after that just serve to interrupt. Almost every punchline can be reworded to make sure that it ends with an actual surprise,” says Eli.

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    Jelly.Bean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask if I can pet someone's dog. never touch someone's ANYTHING without permission. thanks peep🫶

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    Even though there might not be a secret formula that can teach people to create funny tweets, knowing the basic joke structure might help. Usually, there are two parts to it: a setup and a punchline, which Eli has already mentioned.

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    The former introduces the topic the joke will be about, and the latter, as discussed previously, takes it in an unexpected direction. Playing with words, like using puns, is also one way to achieve comedic effect in written jokes.

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    Chicken Nugget
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandma was playing 4d chess while you were playing checkers

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    In fact, Nunes believes that X works similarly to comedy in general. "Because of the character limit, you have to be quick and to the point, just like standup. It also works the same as when my son is explaining how he got into trouble. I have to say, "Ok, let's fast forward to the part where you got sent to the principal's office."

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone figure out what the censored word is?

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    As for the future of X, Eli believes that it will no longer be the place for funny content as it is now and was in the past. “I think that Twitter will become less of a medium for jokes as time goes on as it continues to become more of a forum for lies and hate speech rather than shared reasonable thoughts and facts. I know professional comedians who have stopped posting there for that reason.”

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    import pandas as pd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a problem with such pointless lies.. How can I ever trust the person who lies about something so insignificant?

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    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give take-home, open-world exams. This is because I am not trying to train my students to memorize definitions/facts. I am training them to be able to look up information they don't already know and to be able to think through problems using that information. I have had many students tell me they will remember things from my class much more than the "memorize and forget tests".

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    However, Nunes remains positive. "I think it will grow, and their leadership will find unique ways to do so. I would never bet against Elon Musk. I'd bet against the Washington Generals, but never Musk."

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    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm not obligated to know all the social media hotshots. I once apparently inflicted psychological damage on my very gen-Z student (I'm a young millennial) by asking "Who's Mr. Beast".

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as someone who works the night shift, I get this all the time, too. Especially when traffic is unusually heavy. "Hey, I work this shift specifically so I don't have to deal with clogged roads, what are you all doing out here ruining it for me?!"

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    Chicken Nugget
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't do that! poland is too close, go to antarctica

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    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I can go outside and adopt a feral woman?

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    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lie, though. Water isn't even tear free lmao

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    Chicken Nugget
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back in my day, the mail used to come in a horse

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    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get some of my pay in cash, but sometimes my boss forgets so he just Venmo's me the money, and it's ALWAYS something inappropriate: strippers, crack, hookers, cocäine, and my personal favourite, "circus elephant."

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do you, but giving business to the person you want to teach a lesson is not a great idea. Waxing is part of her job, hardly humiliating.

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A famous playwright released a play called CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS. Nobody showed up.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, 10 AM is a great time for margaritas. Closer to the end of the work day you might be DUI-ing home. 🤷😄

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    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's a difference if you're in Florida or Canada...

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he thought you needed the banana flavour for scale?

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wake up as an ugly, smelly trash goblin but after a nice hot shower I step out as an ugly trash goblin who smells a bit nicer.

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    sheetzy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I know that he was a participant in one of his friend's Only Fans videos

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd reconsider my whole relationship based on that alone.

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    Chicken Nugget
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was scared of the dark and needed someone to guard him

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    annie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about cows? that would be an udder shame!

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were supposed to be doing the reading as you went along 😂

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    Frunkadunk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not "chief," but there is this lady: Emmie Jones. My guess is the guy doesn't know the difference. https://www.formulanerds.com/features/emmie-jones-red-bulls-first-woman-mechanic-on-her-f1-milestone/

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    Koalafied to komment
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan. Animals should not be gifted, no matter the reason. Getting a dog should be wisely planned ahead, especially a puppy, because you basically need to be home for an extended period of time.

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    AJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT! The one time that I decided to throw the box away because I "wouldn't need it", I DID. I DID NEED IT. AND I DIDN'T HAVE IT! I have since learn from my mistakes.

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    nana theater
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could immediately break up with someone who f***s around with my food like that. What a psycho thing to do.

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