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Having the wit it takes to come up with a humorous reply—especially in a matter of seconds—is a talent not everyone is lucky to have. That’s why witty people are something we should cherish and appreciate, especially in the online world, where funny comments often become a source of great joy and laughter.
Plenty of such comments can be found on the X (formerly Twitter) page ‘Rare Insults’, some of which we have put on this list for you today. Scroll down to find the applause-worthy responses and see for yourself just how creative and witty some netizens can be.
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Vic 1 year ago
Makes you wonder if they have chewing gum stuck to their butts..
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Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
I used to doodle on our desks, until I missed the bus and had to wait a late one and saw the janitor cleaning and cleaning and cleaning... and he was like 70. Never again.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Back in the day, when I got my tattoos, I had to cross state lines due to my state's restrictions. Reputable tattooists didn't tattoo beyond the clothing line: neck, face, wrists, hands. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the old days before people looked like clowns and freaks.
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#2
ʁɨɂɥɒ 1 year ago
How come they know the address of animal shelter, but not their friend's house
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
God, that sounds like my husband's niece. She & her twin are HUGE Oregon Ducks fans. Well our new house is about 2 miles from Autzen Stadium. She INFORMED me that they would be spending the night when they went to Ducks games. I basically laughed at her and INFORMED her that they absolutely would not. She counters with what if we just show up with our sleeping bags? I told her I'd probably wish her a good day & slam the door in her face. We're the best of friends, now that she's learned I'm an even bigger bulldozer than she is.
#3
james stevenson 1 year ago
OR ALTERNATELY 000 IF YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA! OR 999 IF YOU'RE IN THE UK! OR...(you get the idea not everyone calls 911)
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
No, she's not a fictional character. She lives in Canada. Said by way too many US boys.
Liz Siemens 1 year ago
I actually was an American's long distance Canadian girlfriend. People often didn't believe him when he was talking about me. Lol
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Snappy, on two levels. One, that the respondent would take the poster's girlfriend and Two because the question asked what fictional character so the poster doesn't even have a girlfriend. But if he did ...
Even though the ‘Rare Insults’ X page was founded less than two years ago, it already has nearly two million followers who get to enjoy “the most unique insults on the internet”, as reads the page’s description.
And while these unique insults are not all too hurtful, many comments online are. As a matter of fact, nearly a quarter of netizens have reportedly left a malicious comment on the net, with 18 to 34-year-olds being the most keen on arguing in the comment section.
#4
Fat Harry 1 year ago
This is a double burn - both to the pictured guy and Zuckerbot.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Oh, that's truly nasty. But he does look like Meta Man's little brother.
Ashlie Dearest 1 year ago
It would suck to be that guy, if people think he looks like Zuckerberg. lol
#5
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Highlander did this on in the TV series. If you live for hundreds of years, just deposit $1000 in 1865 and live like a billionaire 150 years later.
nm (he/him) 1 year ago
Yeah, it was a piece o cake to obtain $1000 back in 1865.
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Enlee Jones 1 year ago
I’d really like to know why Edward, who is immortal, filthy rich and is supposed to be the most fabulous thing on two legs, has nothing better to do than Algebra homework.
CK 1 year ago
It probably takes no effort at this point and is just a habit.
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Firstname Lastname 1 year ago
Well if they feed hard enough on a few rich people to kill them, they could potentially just steal their fotune.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
In the book they explain it - Alice can see the future so they made bank on the stock market. Plus Carlisle is a doctor. Yeah, I read the damn books! No laughing. :)
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Perfumista Perfumista 1 year ago
They also don't have medical bills. Perhaps they bought art that went way up in value.
Load More Replies... Libstak 1 year ago
They can mesmerise their prey, poor victims just happily empty out their bank accounts for them....
Michelle 1 year ago
So go the way of "Let The Right One In" (Swedish original) - and highlander knew to store things away for a rainy day hundreds of years coming. Ingratiate yourself with the Fabreges, the Rothschilds, even the Catholic church, just to pick through the trinkets. Because *pfffft* banks.......
Now used in many shapes and forms, from witty comments online to hilarious punchlines in comedy shows, and beyond, humor developed alongside humans. According to research on its origins, some factors seemed to have a stronger influence on it than others, the former including the origins of language, cognition underlying spiritual feelings, the group size of individuals—or their predecessors—and primate teasing.
#6
I'mNotARoboat 1 year ago
Aww that's cute, thinking there will be retirement homes or care workers in sixty years.
Tee Rat 1 year ago
We'll all be swimming in the same corporate cesspool. Wait, I guess we already are. Dāmn!!!
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Randy Sanders 1 year ago
Wait till you get to be my age. You are going to be shocked at the stuff that will happen to you. As for me, BTDT. If you are not too proud to ask, I'll help with that shock.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
How many remember Jack Weinberg's 1964 warning: Don't trust anyone over 30? I blew past 30 nearly 40 years ago, and I still don't trust anyone over 30.
#7
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I'm old enough to remember young Morgan Freeman. He was a regular cast member of The Electric Company on PBS.
unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago (edited)
Well, considering his hometown it's not without question...lots of strangeness in the rural Deep South
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Fred L. 1 year ago
Great though grim film. His scene was very intense and impressive; good he got his yellow room.
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#8
Jack Burton 1 year ago
On a pic like that i guess it was an assumed choice ? Does some people has a dirty feet fetish ?
Catlady6000 1 year ago
If it exists, someone, somewhere, has a phobia, fetish or obsession with it
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There's a thin line btwn dirty and filthy. She's gone beyond that line!
The research also suggested that despite animals showing signs that could be somewhat related to humor, only humans seem to fully possess the cognitive mechanisms necessary to engage in it. “The use of rich complex symbols within the framework of a universal syntactical structure, in combination with a high-powered working memory, invariably leads to intricate conceptualizations,” it read in part. “This ability—to quickly manipulate multifaceted symbols in the service of even more intricate conceptualizations—may be an essential distinguishing feature of Homo sapiens.”
#9
Sephora Black 1 year ago (edited)
I hope she's wearing a flesh coloured body suit under there!
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Even if I was a highly successful 27yr old celebrity my mother would kill me if I wore that
Tuesday 🇵🇸 1 year ago
how did they measure exactly how much circumference of the cheek they wanted to show 😭
#11
Kaedyn Walsh 1 year ago (edited)
She looks in her 40s! (I'm on mobile so I have a small version of the pic lol. Maybe she looks older in a pc sized pic, but I'm betting she still doesn't look 70)
GrumpyCat7 1 year ago
Maaaaaybe that's not actually his mum. Maaaaaybe he's just very excited to tell his mum (not pictured), that he is really looking forward to an impending sexual encounter with his girlfriend (pictured)! 🤷♀️😁
Further studies seem to prove that humor is highly intertwined with Homo sapiens’s cognitive mechanisms, as research has found that intelligence is linked to humor production ability. Not only that, such ability in turn is linked to one’s mating success; findings show that males seem to possess a higher average humor ability.
#12
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
And then they go on a date and fall in love and get married with 3 kids and live happily ever after :)
Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
I don't think this is the original one. These are the characters of a South Indian movie - Poniyan Selvan
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
It was the third time seeing this when the lightbulb went off and I (FINALLY!) laughed! I’d not suspected it was funny until now.
#13
ColorEd 1 year ago
No, people who worship them are. They're just taking advantage of the situation.
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Michael None 1 year ago (edited)
I see a Kardashian I downvote. Let's flush this turd already.
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Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
Shop at use regularly has always max 3 tills open, with people queuing. Then 6 self checkouts are almost always empty.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I miss the single pandemic line when an employee would point out the next available register. Now we're back to crossing our fingers that we got in a line without a price check or a coupon-clipper that'll eat up 15 minutes.
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
Or a check writer! OMG, had an old lady at the grocery store recently do this!
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While many people—both male and female—are often considered to be great jokesters, it’s important to remember that what one finds funny is highly subjective. Though there are some things that might be more acceptable to a certain group of individuals, such as people of the same nationality, for instance.
Summarizing the findings of numerous studies on humor, the research publisher Frontiers emphasized that people from different cultural backgrounds may see humor in different ways; despite humor being a universal human activity, important cultural influences can shape the way humor is used and in what situations it is considered appropriate.
#15
shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago
acting like nothing ever happened and we were nothing
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pfeils wife 1 year ago (edited)
My favorite part of this one, is the comments ♥ However, I'm gonna be singing this in my head all day now.
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
He actually did a few other songs. Check out "Hearts a Mess"- 2007 I think.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
The Beatles went on Ed Sullivan and everybody went out the next day and bought guitars. This song came out and Fisher Price xylophones were sold out for weeks
#17
Candid Panda 1 year ago
Not sure where that rumor started, but it certainly caught on.
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Someone care to explain to me how (apart from being ripped) this dude manages to make anyone drop their panties? Like, is this your collective "weird crush" du jour or something? Because I just don't see it with that human sized Dobby.
featherytoad 1 year ago
I can't. But, when I was watching Shameless, his looks did grow on me. It's weird, the more I saw him, the more I was attracted.
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Per-Ole Sjuve 1 year ago (edited)
That is just a disgusting euphemism.... :D
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Marnie 1 year ago
That's kind of how his face is, to some extent, but yeah I was thinking the same thing. The thing is, the guy is not a pretty boy. The photographer really blew this one. They needed to go for a completely different vibe for him.
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Frontiers pointed out that the way humor is perceived in Western and Eastern cultures, for instance, is way different. While westerners have a long-history of appreciating and embracing humor as an expression of amusement or a positive character trait, their Eastern counterparts are seemingly far less fond of it.
In China, for instance, the culture disparages humor and focuses more on restriction and seriousness instead. “Chinese are reluctant to admit they are humorous out of fear of jeopardizing their social status,” Frontiers suggested, adding that people in the country typically don’t consider humor a desirable personality trait.
#18
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Dehydrated and practically zero body fat. He's one day of not eating away from dying 0_o
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Well, to be fair she could have been looking at it on a friends phone. Not actually trying to find *herself* a date.
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Sleepflower 1 year ago
Eugh, what a vile woman. She and her boyfriend deserve each other. Yuck.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. She isn't “fun to be around.” and she can’t cook either! Lying b***h!
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Patti 1 year ago
My daughter recently met him and his wife at a restaurant in Palm Springs area. He couldn't have been nicer. She even took a couple pictures with them. Nice guy.
OzymandiasTheManokit They/Them 10 months ago
AH THE ROASTERS PROFILE PICK IS MICHIRU KAGEMORI FROM BNAAAAAAAAAAAA
While people in some countries seem to enjoy humor more than in others, it’s not easy to determine where they appreciate or engage in it the most. But there have been attempts at figuring that out; a poll carried out back in 2011, for instance, suggested that the US is the funniest nation, with Germany at the other end of the spectrum.
The Brits, often considered to have a rather unique sense of humor, were voted "not as funny as they think". However, a later poll regarding how funny countries in Europe were deemed Britain worthy of being on the very top of the list.
#21
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
The dumber your hair is, the bigger the a*****e you are. Just look at Trump.
Kona 1 year ago
awww but they're actually really sweet people :( I see what you mean though XD
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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
They look like the sort of characters Don Martin used to draw in "Mad" magazine
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#23
shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago
one kid put one of those caterpillars in my shirt once! it was not fun :(
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Did she actually WANT to look like that? No, Audi! Those are not moths. Don't pounce!
Marsha Hultberg 1 year ago
Can she even see?! Looks like blown-out caterpillars! What is it with lashes these days...?
If you’re trying your luck at being funny with someone face to face, there are telltale signs that show whether or not they find you amusing. Known as the ‘Duchenne’ laughter or ‘Duchenne’ smile, they refer to the way our facial expression changes when we’re sincerely amused by something.
Such an expression, named after the French neurologist Guillaume Duchenne, is evoked by the joint action of two facial muscles: the zygomaticus major muscle responsible for lifting the corners of one’s mouth, and the orbicularis oculi, which raises the cheeks, revealing the laugh lines at the outside corners of one’s eyes.
#24
Fat Harry 1 year ago
I was thinking it was an aging Gaye getting progressively more baffled with life. The next one would be "Who are you? Have the visitors left yet?"
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Joanne Earle 1 year ago
I remember when I heard that he died and that his father shot him, I honestly thought it was an April Fools joke cause it happened on April 1st. :(
les 1 year ago
he should make his last song about buying an encyclopdia and getting all the answers he seeks
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
He's been gone for 40 years, but I get it. His last hit, I believe, was "Sexual Healing", so it seems he did get some answers, lol.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Marvin knows more about life in his years than anyone will know who twice his age!
Paddy McCarthy 1 year ago
It's being non-confrontational, and wise enough to know that they don't know.
#25
Wilder Bourdaghs 1 year ago
Fellas, is it gay, to exist? I mean you are literally inside a body with a p*nis on it
green penguin / isabelle 1 year ago
tbh sleeping on a mattress as a man is kinda an ick, like why do you need cushioning? go outside and sleep in the snow..
UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 1 year ago
Snow is soft, pu**y. I sleep on ice.
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Real men get frostbite and hypothermia. A true Alpha doesn’t even need a bed or house for sleeping
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Whenever I hear these alpha male bros say anything, I imagine their package is even smaller than Michelangelo's David.
Jack Burton 1 year ago
I am a man but i really not enjoy suffering and i like comfort ! What a freakin surprise.
#26
Stefaan De Clerck 1 year ago
One does need a timetravel device by now to see somebody live in 2022.
Orang lord 1 year ago
You don’t have to tell Taylor swift to die just because you don’t like her
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The authors of the witty comebacks on this list couldn’t see whether or not they’ve elicited a Duchenne smile on anyone’s face, but the fact that their comments were picked up by ‘Rare Insults’ shows that they at least belong to some of “the most unique insults on the internet”.
If you’d like to see more of such insults, make sure to check out Bored Panda’s previous edition on the X page here.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I didn't even need this come on to alienate my family further. Only whores and bikers get tattoos. My response: 2 for 2.
Bored something 1 year ago
That's almost what my dad used to say. Prostitutes and criminals. I think he would be glad to not be around to see how mainstream they are now.
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FatKidShakeDown 1 year ago
We could just take a magnetic pen and Wooly W***y that shiz right up to your head.
Stephanie Goadsby 1 year ago
Body hair beyond a peach fuzz layer is the strangest evolutionary throwback we still have. We really have no need for it anymore from a survival standpoint.
Bobert Robertson 1 year ago
Fellas this is what happens when you spend too much time on the toilet. You push too much and you start pushing your hair lower and out your arms and back and chest
#30
Awkward Momma Panda 1 year ago
One is a pancake (left) and one is a hotcake (right)…the difference is being cooked on the griddle in fat/butter/oil versus cooked without, respectively. Just another useless thing I know from my many years as a line/grill cook.
Lou Cam 1 year ago
Right is known as a scotch pancake in the UK. Usually come ready made in packs of 6.
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Flora Porter 1 year ago
Right looks like it came out of a factory wrapped in plastic and tastes of nothing. Left looks like it's freshly made.
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Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
You'd think, but my hubby's been gone a year and they still haven't done anything with his account (I've sent them the paperwork). I still tag him when I want his friends to see something I've posted about him. Just sayin'.
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Lotekguy 1 year ago (edited)
Love usually dies before the partner does. Hence more breakups and divorces than funerals.
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David Martin 1 year ago
I don't know, but I tried saying his name out loud, and I accidentally summoned a demon in my living room
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DiscoMamaNea 1 year ago
No joke dude basically is telling her she’s dead to him but on display
Nikolaj Christensen 1 year ago
That name sounds like one of the names from Key and Peeles college football name sketch! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss
#33
James016 1 year ago
He is either Jim Carrey's character from Dumb and Dumber or an extra from Electric Callboy's We Got the Moves video
Zedrapazia 1 year ago
This is my piranha gun! It shoots piranhas! That's really damn cool, isn't it? VECTOOOOOR!
sarcastic cat 1 year ago
All he needs now is a pair of thick, black glasses with rectangular frames
Alif Zakaria 1 year ago (edited)
He looks like he’s gonna commit a crime with direction and magnitude
#34
Rahb in Oz 1 year ago
Me to band leader: "Do you do requests?" Rely: "Yes!" Me: "OK, then please stop playing."
#35
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Brendon is either attempting humor or he's as dumb as a bag of doorknobs.
#36
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
*Damn. (Unless you’re a beaver, in which case: as you were!)
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copycontentbylola 1 year ago
I asked my mum why my dad was never overprotective like this. And she said: Because you never went out. And I replied: WHO' FAULT IS THAT? YOU HAD ME CLEANING LIKE CINDERELLA!
#37
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
Oooh; NAILED it! 👍🏻 We need to send this to those men in case it inspires ‘em to get busy!
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He looks really cute! (Therefore, must be dumb as a post.) CF: Joan Rivers.
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RAM31280 1 year ago
Why have I never thought to use a slim jim as a stylus before, no sending nasty texts when you're hangry anymore.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
I was wondering what was wrong with their finger lol
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Amy 1 year ago
Why did this immediately make me think of the Who TF Did I Marry series 😂
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Stardust she/her 1 year ago
When the power goes out, their teeth will be a good source of light
les 1 year ago
i heard australia are using them to make roads in another post
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Brian bell 1 year ago
They try to distract people with their teeth so you won't notice they have no bellybuttons.
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AnkleByter 1 year ago (edited)
Odd sox, on amazon... (the link for the product is going to be ridiculously long, here's the store link, lol) https://www.amazon.com/stores/ODDSOX/page/BC4CD0B0-0C28-4BA5-A26F-911A3512FBB9
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Milady Blue 1 year ago
The gf is trying to save the bf from having to deal with lace edged wedgies, which are terribly concomfortable.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I'm sure there must be someone out there who makes panties for those with male parts. In fact, is thrush an issue for guys? Because if not, you probably have a better time with pretty undies than we do
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Robin Roper 1 year ago
Been married 41 years and never ever have I worn my husband's tighty-whities. Maybe if he switched to boxers, I'd be tempted.
#43
User# 6 1 year ago
How Ryanair still manages to attract customers is beyond me. They are without a doubt the worst airline ever.
Fall F. 1 year ago
They are cheaper, than travelling with train. Going to Madrid from Stuttgart for a long weekend just with a cabin luggage, is around 20 euro.
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Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
Used them regularly 3-4 times return flights for 15 years living abroad. Except maybe 3 issues, can't complain. It's cheap, so you can't expect any frills. Just get on board, sit down, out in earphones, read book and in 2 hours get out. Bring your own food and beverages.
Seán Hannan 1 year ago (edited)
Every time someone complains about how bad Ryanair is, all the public hears is "Ryanair is *ssoooo* cheap..." and that is the message that sticks.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Ryanair flies Boeing 737 Max planes, so stairs are the least of your worries. Oh, and update your life insurance policy before boarding.
Rae Rory 1 year ago
One time I flew on a tiny airplane from EgyptAir. I was in the emergency exit seat. The Emergency Exit door was held shut with duct tape and little puffs of cloud came through the crack. At one point the stewardess came though and tested the door, left and came back with tow others who tugged the door a little tighter and added more duct tape. Still a better experience than the Ryan Air flight I was stuck on.
Marie Clear 1 year ago
Fortunately, your emotional baggage is still free to bring on Ryanair. Everything else is $$. (But shhhh, don't give them ideas.)
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Marie Clear 1 year ago
He's Aquafresh: https://www.target.com/p/aquafresh-cavity-protection-toothpaste-5-6oz-3ct/-/A-83550071
Rahb in Oz 1 year ago
I wish Aquafresh Toothpaste were still available in Australia. Hullo GSK!
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Ai-Li Mae Sarvis 1 year ago
if someone insults you mom, you should say this except with nine months
Zach Heimann 1 year ago
“Bro you had that phone for nine years. Why.?“https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/ec1.png
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Genuinely cannot think of a funny reply, so I'm going with the more literal "set a reminder on his phone". As long as you stay with the same system (android/iPhone), it can be easily done
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TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
Ok seriously people, enough with the smooth brain "taxation is theft" BS. Either we live in a society where everyone pays their fair share of taxes(including the billionaires and multi-millionaires in a better, just world) so that we can all benefit from public education, transportation, emergency services, and maybe health care OR we go the asinine way where there's zero taxation and EVERYTHING is privately owned. Want a basic 1-12th grade education? Pay for a private school. Want to drive ANYWHERE? Pay the toll on EVERY road . House on fire? PAY the firefighters to put it out. Can afford them? Bye bye house. I don't even need to explain the health care scenario because we are "lucky" enough to be living in that hell right now... Taxes can be a HUGE benefit to society as long as WE THE PEOPLE are in control of our elected policy makers and government!
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Yes, look at what humanity has accomplished as a society, WITH taxes and government investment in science and technology. Look at the examples of when private and purely profit driven enterprise takes control.
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Raumpfleger 1 year ago
One simple example: They spare you 5 hours DAILY by building the roads you use to commute.
Marcellus II 1 year ago
And in the civilized world they provide medical care.
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similarly 1 year ago
What most anti-tax people don't seem to understand is that the "no taxes" rhetoric is just rich-people propaganda. Of course rich people don't want to pay taxes. They already have private security, private school, private transportation. They don't want their money going to help other people.
TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
Bingo! And they take it to the next level by spending all of that offshore untaxed STOLEN money on corrupting OUR elected policy makers so that they get the laws passed that only protect and benefit them!
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Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips 1 year ago
Hi Joanne, sorry for my randomness, lol. I saw in one of your previous comments that you're from Mass, I am as well. Any chance you live on the Cape? I remember in hs, we had a staff member with the same name as you. 🧐🤔 Anyway take care and hope to hear back from you soon. 😊
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Brent Hollett 1 year ago
The roads you drove to work on. The safety features of the car that kept you alive. The police whose existence kept someone from stealing your washing machine....
v 1 year ago
The thing I've never been able to comprehend about the wealthy mind is the concept of spending money to get a tax break. An example that is well known in the U.S. is to buy a property for no reason other than to get a tax break on the interest and, possibly, improvements. Basically an outlay of at least $12K per year on mortgage for a tax break that may be about a third of that, if you're lucky. The wealthy are so against paying taxes that they'll purposely take a loss on an investment to avoid paying taxes. That the government even allows these loopholes only enforces the truth that the government isn't, in any measurable way, of the people, by the people or for the people.
TheAmericanAmerican 1 year ago
No. The billionaires and multi-millionaires rip off us working folks by not paying their fair share of taxes AND by spending millions to corrupt OUR government so they can get laws passed to insure that they can continue to make BILLIONS. It's just business and the business is capitalism maximizing profits by ANY means necessary.
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JoyfulZebra 1 year ago (edited)
Why call a radio station when you can make an AITA post on reddit?
KillerKiwi 1 year ago
My (F16) fiancé (M45) is sleeping with other women. When I found out I slept with his son (my step son). I told him to stop cheating and he stole all of my left socks. I’m really stressed out because of my pregnancy and I don’t know what to do. AITA?
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Slinkaste 1 year ago
I always laugh inside when I read ,,AITA”, because in my language that means ,,sheep”, like am I the sheep ? 😆
Gypsywolf 9807 1 year ago
You have once again been flagged as someone who took their Ukraine flag down after taking US money.
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
Um, what the hell are you going on about? Try to stick to the topic at hand, please.
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Gambit22 1 year ago (edited)
Alternative title: If he can push a mower he can push a stroller, Stay woke girls.
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
I see no evidence here that he can push a mower. May I suggest a better title? “If he can spew misogynistic s**t, he can go eff himself?”
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Rachel Arteiro 1 year ago
She can push a mower and a stroller… what does she needs you for? Extra work washing your underwear? Stay woke girls, sometimes it’s easier alone
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Donteatme666 1 year ago
Yes they do 😂 it's where they walk up endless stairs. Seems fair to me 😃
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Buttered Toast 1 year ago
This is why I always end up with everything I didn't go to the store for and leave behind what I did. None of it's mine. I was holding it for a stranger. 😂
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
what kind of logic is that? who wants to pay for the person in front of or behind them?
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Just imagine that someone somewhere has rubbed one out to the thought of you.
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Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips 1 year ago
Everytime I see this abbreviation for eating disorder, ED, my mind immediately thinks erectile dysfunction. 🤣
SaneMinotaur 1 year ago
I think they were maybe overthinking it because they were trying too hard not to insult the recipient, but I could be wrong.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Well it was the same year the world was supposed to end in the Mayan Calendar so we had fun.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but Thrift Shop rocked. I just can't believe that it was 12 years ago. I think I'm now the guy whose clothes he BUYS.
Cjay 1 year ago
Macklemore. You’ve definitely heard some of his music even if you don’t know the name
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
Thrift Shop makes me happy every time I hear it. it's cheesy. it's daft, and I love it
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Michael Fernandez 1 year ago
Actually, a couple of people did that once and many “Reddit guys” have spent three years bankrupting themselves trying to repeat it. Now they’re begging for money, taking their kids out of school, urinating on the CNBC building, sending death threats to various companies’ officers, and getting divorces from spouses who’ve discovered their savings missing.
Princeofdarkness 1 year ago
38 now and still don't know how to talk to girls? How does it work? What do you talk about? How do you keep the conversation going?
Delenn 1 year ago (edited)
You have to install java and the woman to english plugin first
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Katy McMouse 1 year ago
Good God, tuck your skirt under your bum. Do you really want skin touching a bar stool?
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
You could make a fortune charging weirdos for a sniff of the seat.
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Kristiina Männiste 1 year ago
I once turned down a strangers invitation to get in his car not because I was afraid he would do something to me, but because I had no idea on how to talk to a man. My social anxiety has probably saved my a.. a couple of times :D
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
What did he think "tyyy" means? Also, would it kill y'all to write out "thank you" and other similar short phrases? Like, what do y'all do with AAALLLLLLL that saved time? smh
Astro 1 year ago (edited)
Also what a boring conversationalist. “Yo.” “Hi.” “Nice hair.” “Thank you.” ……….*crickets* lol nothing to bring to the table or add to the conversation. I would have at least asked OP how their day was going or built a dialogue off the hair compliment.
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Sometimes it's like playing tennis with noone on the other side of the net. You send the ball over and it just bounces against a monosyllable answer.
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Black Cat 1 year ago
True, lots of straight men hate women. They're attracted to them, but they hate them.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
Because they have been taught their entire childhood stuff like "you run/fight/play like a girl", "why do you like this toy/clothes/color/nail polish/etc.? It's for girls, real boys ...". If a girl or woman likes "man" stuff, it's mostly fine, if a boy or man likes stereotypical feminine stuff, it's weird, uncool and therefore inferior and this message is still widely spread.
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 1 year ago
Seriously. The problem here is the skirt.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
it is rare to have the curves on the sides without having the front one too :) it's a pack :D
Scott Rackley 1 year ago
Just an FYI, lots of guys like a little pooch, maybe not this much, but some. Lots of guys would adore this, so go with what you like.
Silver Knight of the Union 1 year ago (edited)
Looking good. Men who hate it have their own preferences. I respect that. But I like this.
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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago (edited)
We’ve got a surprising amount of easily offended people on this post…well I guess it shouldn’t be THAT surprising since this post literally is about roasting people so people are bound to feel called out lol (not trying to be mean, it’s just an observation made from looking at the comments on this article)
Astro 1 year ago
No for real, I don’t get the fat phobia claims, I think this is just making fun of bro’s neck (or lack thereof)
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M O'Connell 1 year ago
That's the thing; he's not really fat, he just has a remarkable amount of neck.
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Rosie Red 1 year ago
I remember watching the scene and practically screaming, move over and let the guy up there you $@#&^!
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
why lovers, can be anything. I see love, but not necessarily sexual love, not enven straight :)
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Quint Bates 1 year ago
It's a common setup in porn, "help me stepbro I'm stuck in the washing machine"....I'm sure y'all's mind can fill in the rest.
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I'm confused too. Only thing I can think of is the popular p0rn trope of a feminine person getting "stuck" in a washer or dryer while wearing a short dress/skirt (head first in the machine) and a masculine person takes advantage of that in a manner that makes both of them moan. Sooo maybe they were filming that?
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Fluffy mommy panda 1 year ago
Who is one these people that say everything is gay. To the way we live in life. Someone said it letting yourself freeze to death was gay. And then they say it gay to eat food. Sincerely who was the first to even have this idea. You need help?
CK 1 year ago
Toxic masculinity is identifying apples only by their color, not identifying the specific type beyond that.
Jon Lee 1 year ago
So how would they get on with a C*x's orange pippin aka a c*x. 'I ate a c*x and it was delicious'.
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Bozo B. Clown 1 year ago
Finally working actually funny. Although I'm surprised that bp didn't sensor the guy's profile pic... Lol
Bozo B. Clown 1 year ago
Finally working actually funny. Although I'm surprised that bp didn't sensor the guy's profile pic... Lol
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