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Having the wit it takes to come up with a humorous reply—especially in a matter of seconds—is a talent not everyone is lucky to have. That’s why witty people are something we should cherish and appreciate, especially in the online world, where funny comments often become a source of great joy and laughter.

Plenty of such comments can be found on the X (formerly Twitter) page ‘Rare Insults’, some of which we have put on this list for you today. Scroll down to find the applause-worthy responses and see for yourself just how creative and witty some netizens can be.

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Jeff White
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one made me laugh ... because it's so true!

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    Gambit22
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs some ice for that burn. DAYUM.

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    Jeff White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a funny and accurate burn. Well done.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highlander did this on in the TV series. If you live for hundreds of years, just deposit $1000 in 1865 and live like a billionaire 150 years later.

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    Erdot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has looked the same since HE was 5.

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    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too dirty. Something a bit less please.

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    Sephora Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she's wearing a flesh coloured body suit under there!

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they go on a date and fall in love and get married with 3 kids and live happily ever after :)

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    Gambit22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 of those cashiers quickly scattered back into the 4th dimension shortly after this was taken

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you didn't have to CuT mE OfF

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    Donteatme666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that's not the point freaking hypocrite

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    Jack Burton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of stars are considered hot because they are stars.

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys look like those flappy inflated thingies that move

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    Laugh or not
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she has caterpillar on her eyes, the nasty, itchy kind.

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    Gambit22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live reaction of Marvin Gaye being taken to a surprise party

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so sensitive about your masculinity that you pretend you like to be uncomfortable and cold on the internet to seem tough to people you don't know.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it grow a bit, then it'll be heavy armor

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    Cjay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all it’s a joke she’s in on it if she wasn’t he wouldn’t have tagged her

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is either Jim Carrey's character from Dumb and Dumber or an extra from Electric Callboy's We Got the Moves video

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning the baby, why do you ask?

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    ffeineandsugar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their name is Legion, for they are many....

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the power goes out, their teeth will be a good source of light

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Ryanair still manages to attract customers is beyond me. They are without a doubt the worst airline ever.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's head is shaped like that of a Lego figure

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    Marie Clear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's Aquafresh: https://www.target.com/p/aquafresh-cavity-protection-toothpaste-5-6oz-3ct/-/A-83550071

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn’t try to make your pencil disappear

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    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok seriously people, enough with the smooth brain "taxation is theft" BS. Either we live in a society where everyone pays their fair share of taxes(including the billionaires and multi-millionaires in a better, just world) so that we can all benefit from public education, transportation, emergency services, and maybe health care OR we go the asinine way where there's zero taxation and EVERYTHING is privately owned. Want a basic 1-12th grade education? Pay for a private school. Want to drive ANYWHERE? Pay the toll on EVERY road . House on fire? PAY the firefighters to put it out. Can afford them? Bye bye house. I don't even need to explain the health care scenario because we are "lucky" enough to be living in that hell right now... Taxes can be a HUGE benefit to society as long as WE THE PEOPLE are in control of our elected policy makers and government!

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why call a radio station when you can make an AITA post on reddit?

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    Gambit22
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative title: If he can push a mower he can push a stroller, Stay woke girls.

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    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the employee elevator from the krusty towers

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do that same thing, that's totally my sense of humor lol

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    Milady Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, you weren't born in time to see the 70s.

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    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a couple of people did that once and many “Reddit guys” have spent three years bankrupting themselves trying to repeat it. Now they’re begging for money, taking their kids out of school, urinating on the CNBC building, sending death threats to various companies’ officers, and getting divorces from spouses who’ve discovered their savings missing.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God, tuck your skirt under your bum. Do you really want skin touching a bar stool?

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, they can spell recognize but not familiar

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    Milady Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find 6 or more of her at Target, in the Barbie aisle.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever hear something so stupid, that you're just like... on pause for 5 seconds?

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    Oais Wright
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's honest and polite. Better than a lot of people already

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    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, lots of straight men hate women. They're attracted to them, but they hate them.

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    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve got a surprising amount of easily offended people on this post…well I guess it shouldn’t be THAT surprising since this post literally is about roasting people so people are bound to feel called out lol (not trying to be mean, it’s just an observation made from looking at the comments on this article)

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    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack and Rose.....if she had made room for him on the door.

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    ColorEd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I break out in hives every time I see or hear "finna".

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    nomnomborkbork
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an accountant, but it happens. Ask me how I know.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't like it's big enough to see anyways!!!

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    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are apples gay now? What about pineapple? Or nectarines?

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    Astro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A star for an eye makes the whole world blind my dude

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