Having the wit it takes to come up with a humorous reply—especially in a matter of seconds—is a talent not everyone is lucky to have. That’s why witty people are something we should cherish and appreciate, especially in the online world, where funny comments often become a source of great joy and laughter.
Plenty of such comments can be found on the X (formerly Twitter) page ‘Rare Insults’, some of which we have put on this list for you today. Scroll down to find the applause-worthy responses and see for yourself just how creative and witty some netizens can be.
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Highlander did this on in the TV series. If you live for hundreds of years, just deposit $1000 in 1865 and live like a billionaire 150 years later.
I hope she's wearing a flesh coloured body suit under there!
And then they go on a date and fall in love and get married with 3 kids and live happily ever after :)
It looks like she has caterpillar on her eyes, the nasty, itchy kind.
When the power goes out, their teeth will be a good source of light
He's Aquafresh: https://www.target.com/p/aquafresh-cavity-protection-toothpaste-5-6oz-3ct/-/A-83550071
Ok seriously people, enough with the smooth brain "taxation is theft" BS. Either we live in a society where everyone pays their fair share of taxes(including the billionaires and multi-millionaires in a better, just world) so that we can all benefit from public education, transportation, emergency services, and maybe health care OR we go the asinine way where there's zero taxation and EVERYTHING is privately owned. Want a basic 1-12th grade education? Pay for a private school. Want to drive ANYWHERE? Pay the toll on EVERY road . House on fire? PAY the firefighters to put it out. Can afford them? Bye bye house. I don't even need to explain the health care scenario because we are "lucky" enough to be living in that hell right now... Taxes can be a HUGE benefit to society as long as WE THE PEOPLE are in control of our elected policy makers and government!
Why call a radio station when you can make an AITA post on reddit?
Actually, a couple of people did that once and many “Reddit guys” have spent three years bankrupting themselves trying to repeat it. Now they’re begging for money, taking their kids out of school, urinating on the CNBC building, sending death threats to various companies’ officers, and getting divorces from spouses who’ve discovered their savings missing.
Good God, tuck your skirt under your bum. Do you really want skin touching a bar stool?
We’ve got a surprising amount of easily offended people on this post…well I guess it shouldn’t be THAT surprising since this post literally is about roasting people so people are bound to feel called out lol (not trying to be mean, it’s just an observation made from looking at the comments on this article)
Finally working actually funny. Although I'm surprised that bp didn't sensor the guy's profile pic... Lol
Finally working actually funny. Although I'm surprised that bp didn't sensor the guy's profile pic... Lol
