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The internet is full of "breaking news" where "experts" reveal the "shocking truth" about that "one simple trick" that "will change your life."

But in reality, a lot of the time it's the same regurgitated content designed to grab attention, with little substance behind the headline.

Except for the subreddit 'Not Interesting.' Created in May 2012, it has 1.1 million members who have learned to embrace the beauty of the unremarkable, sharing posts that are intentionally devoid of hype.

#1

I Rearranged My Desktop

Desktop with space theme wallpaper cluttered with uninteresting assorted app icons.

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L Norton
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss the black hole swallowed the spreadsheet

Riley Quinn
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fantastic. 90% of my desktop images are from Hubble and JSWT, so I put icons to the sides so I can really appreciate them.

_-DungeonKeeper-_
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna stop you right there, because not only do I see Slime Rancher, which I could make a million puns off of, I see UNDERTALE, which I have just beaten in true pacifist. I will say one thing to you and that is, *But it refused.

_-DungeonKeeper-_
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And deltarune at the bottom there. I'm gonna have to say between the desktop arrangement and the game choice this person may now be my friend

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    #2

    I Get It…

    Pie with the number pi (3.14159) carved into the crust, accompanied by a meme text below.

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's irrational to believe so few people would understand this

    Passerby
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP actually meant that there's not enough pie for everyone, so only the selected few will get to eat this. /j

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a bakery in our old neighborhood called 3.14 Bakery. Few people got it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you've rounded it up!

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I actually made one of these pies . It was fun but soooo much work. The prep time was nuts. Probably won't do it again.

    Catherine Maven
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't necessarily get it ... Depends on the flavor ...

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    #3

    I Color My Last 5 Staples So I’m Never Caught Off Guard With An Empty Stapler

    Sharpie and stapler on a desk with a keyboard; mundane office items, nothing interesting about them.

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the stapler have a view hole on the side so you can literally see when it's running out?

    Silly Dragon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know from the click sound when it's almost empty

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's simple little ideas and habits like this that make life a bit better. I'm going to incorporate this idea to improve my life. Every little bit counts.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught off guard? Do you have staple ninjas that jump out of cupboards & challenge you to staple fights at random times? (I get the point. The “caught off guard” just made me laugh)

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back, when we were still printing everything we worked on, yeah. Not the last 10 years though, at least in my business.

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to use the stairs and finding it out of staples makes me irrationally furious!

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    #4

    One Of My Legs Never Gets Sunburned

    Man lounging by a pool with a prosthetic leg, enjoying a sunny day. Nothing interesting happening around.

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    Barbara Simmers
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scheduled for lower leg amputation January 7th. I have been anxious,nervous,etc-this made me snort laugh! Thank u for reminding me there can be humor anywhere. I personally,sincerely appreciated this☺️

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the procedure go smoothly and your recovery be swift. Best wishes! 🐼 🤗

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    Nancy T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it all goes well fellow panda!

    Kyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it went well. :3

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have a sense of humor about it. Thank you for not being a whining victim.

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll never give up, buddy. God bless you. 💪🏼💖

    Cheery
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwww, Stay positive as you are! ♡

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    #5

    This Is What A Human Hand Look Like Under The Microscope

    A microscope on a cluttered lab table with someone's hand beneath it; nothing interesting.

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    RAM31280
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you give a dad a microscope

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technology is amazing.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you manage to get this photo? Have you got a specialist camera or something?

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    #6

    I Drew This Cow When I Was Sad

    A simple sketch of a cow on a skateboard, nothing particularly interesting.

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    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is utterly sad

    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the cow is sad because it only has 3 legs and missing out on 25% of the fun of skateboarding.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Ermintrude when she was a number 12 bus in Magic Roundabout.......Now I think so many are thinking 'WTF'

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo do do doo,

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    Janeybent42
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute! Hope you’re feeling better!

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try to give cow a smile... and to you too. 💪🏼👍💖

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    #7

    My Liver Is Working!!

    Illustration of a liver with humorous text discussing the success of our livers.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is all about failing and success. Nobody’s asking liver how it feels.

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The liver doesn't feel pain, and I have to go the hospital to get it checked every now and then. I care how it feels.

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    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go by the motto "Liver and let Liver"

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pancreas never has the glory that the liver gets, though.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does. I've had a pancreas transplant, so the fact that it works is a miracle and it gets high recognition and praise.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to be.working so far, but i'm afraid of jinxing it by stating this with more certainty.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no mutanies on my ship so far.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No love for the spleen I see☹️

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if you're eating a liver, what would that make it

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    #8

    My Dog Has A Condition Called “Homochromia” Where Both His Eyes Are The Same Color

    A husky dog sitting in a backyard, next to a blue chair, with a wooden fence in the background.

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is oddly funny. This is a Husky, right? Most or all of them normally have two different eyes, right? I did not know before, that this could happen, too.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no. Only ~15% of Huskies have heterochromia. It's definitely not "most or all of them". Heterochromia also occurs in merle Border Collies and Australian Shepherds, but is also uncommon in those breeds as well.

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    Jules
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares just look at the gorgeous dog 😍

    USMC5815
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty wild.

    greenguy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute dog with homophobia 🥰

    Beth Wheeler
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    That's not normal for both eyes to be the same color. Hematochromia is the unusual trait when they have different colored eyes.

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    #9

    2... F*****g... Hundred And 93 Awards

    Car backed into a yellow pole, stuck in the rear bumper.

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    weird star kid
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to compute how the hell she managed to accomplish that.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's right there in the post...under the picture....where the arrows and letters show how it happened.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, would the solution be to back up again?

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard was she hitting the gas to accomplish this?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At firstI thought this was either a optical illusion or maybe a prank where someone put what like a pole in the trunk and than someone put something under the car to make it look like this person put the pole through the car.

    Eileen Schwab
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hit one of those things going around a corner and there was a post there that wasn't there before- totaled my SUV, I hit between the front fender and front door, bent the frame, etc etc. I despise those stupid yellow posts

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGoodness! She is an even worse driver than me.

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible to have a bollard do that way.

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    #10

    My Microwave Asking For Sacrifices

    Microwave display humorously showing "Child" setting, keypad visible.

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    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our microwave now comes with long pork setting."

    RAM31280
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skynet has taken over, get to a bomb shelter.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hansel and Gretel's witch updated her kitchen.

    Who am I, where am I
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn it at the foil stake

    Bret Sander
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/Rxi57Id3ymI?si=hyf_NktGPmahG7Mb

    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I give you the address of the kid across the street who likes to play her TRUMPET in the front yard, scaring the 💩 out of my little dog.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for the day when our appliances will rebel and try strangling us with their electrical cords.

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    #11

    I Stacked 140 Tictacs Into This Container Designed For 100

    A box of Tic Tac mints on a wooden surface, representing items with nothing interesting about them.

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you have a completely different chore that you are procrastinating on.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are more bored than a panda you end doing things like this.

    Irish Gypsy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! It's kinda like thinking out of the box but still in the box.

    Who am I, where am I
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 what else did you do that weekend?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People say you have too much time on your hands, but I just wondered, are you still in lock-down?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have too much time on your hands!

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    #12

    He Isn’t Bernie

    An elderly man wearing a shirt with "I am not Bernie" at an outdoor event, surrounded by a crowd.

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    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try, Bernie!

    USMC5815
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what Bernie would say.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the back says "I'm Not Larry David, Either"

    Rico Suave
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen him, also. If it is the same guy, in northwest IL.

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    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many of those shirts have been sold

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, yell "I love CEO's" and look for a reaction.

    Bill
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't the droids you're looking for.

    Koala
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody talking about the man in the background

    Sean Stimson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly the kind of shirt Bernie would wear if he didn't want us to know that he's Bernie. Very sus

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    #13

    Decided To Shave My Leg, Really Didn't Stop

    Plastic skeleton arm reaching out on a wooden floor with a shoe nearby, exemplifying mundane imagery.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the downvotes?

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you heard "flay gurl" and not "slay"

    Fonzo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn- must of hurt

    LV PT
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    11 months ago

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    That's an arm?

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, my dear, this is in fact, a leg. The… “fingers” on the end are actually.the toes. This is how the bones in your legs and feet look like. Fascinating, right?

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    #14

    A Graph Showing My Age Throughout My Life

    Graph with red linear line on a grid, representing unremarkable mathematical data.

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    Alex Schneider
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this graph doesn't include the math hours in the class room, last months of pregnancy but it also doesn't include eating the best icecream of your life.....

    #15

    Heart Shaped Puddle That Was Not Well Received By R/Mildlyinteresting

    A small, muddy puddle on a dirt road, showcasing uninteresting scenery.

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    Dan Cone
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the Lake district (english country side) and say a puddle which was the shape of australia so I had to add tasmania

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst thing that's supposedly is heart-shaped is that island in Norway where 69 kids didn't survive a camp.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an a$$ shaped puddle and everyone knows it.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heart shaped or butt shaped?

    #16

    What Do You Call This In Your Country?

    Person in a white shirt and black jacket holding a relaxed cat outdoors.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A surefire way to get scratched by a cat.

    Cool crow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not. This cat looks very relaxed.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laser cats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5fiBFhf9OQ

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    #17

    Did This In My Stats Class

    Stacked dice on a math worksheet in a classroom with students in the background, illustrating mundane and uninteresting objects.

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    Bill
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    super glue is amazing

    Bret Sander
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Highly improbable, but not impossible.

    Lord of the wings
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is that even possible?? you should take physics class

    Janet Graham
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be an all-engrossing class.

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    #18

    I'm Russian And My English Sucks💀

    A new yellow sports car represents fluent English, while a rusty car symbolizes broken English.

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you sneeze in russian

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can! It's апчхи (aptchkhee, yeah, good luck with pronouncing that)

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    SolitaryIntrovert
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, speaking English does take a Lada effort.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well most people who learn English as a second language and aren't 100% fluent don't use contractions, so you're doing better than most

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, your English is undoubtedly better than an Englishman’s Russian.

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always shocked by how well people around the world speak English. In America, real second language training often doesn’t start until HS. So we suck at second languages.

    Christine Stewart
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't speak any Russian (well, maybe Nyet)- so you are doing great to speak 2 languages!

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter, as long as you're understood, it's fine.

    SJones
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it!

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    #19

    My Question Was Removed

    Reddit post about a McDonald's order removed by AutoModerator due to US elections, showing mundane content.

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    Dan Cone
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh when at McDonald's I TOTALLY eat the dogs and the cats.

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI He separated Mc and Donald so the AI thought it was a post about Trump. I put computers taking over the world pretty low on my things-to-worry-about list!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why does BP let through 'porn' but kot 'p a w n'?

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    Janet Graham
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! Oh, even the bots are anti-Trump.

    GalPalAl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a prime example of AI at work, all hope and faith is lost.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My employer uses AI to screen employee applications and then gets mad when no one qualifies, so we have to pull applications manually and (shock) we have plenty of qualified candidates. Just keep wondering why we keep using the AI 🤪

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, love to order a president at mcdonalds

    Beth H
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American and I thought it was because Trump loves McDonalds and he did this whole election stunt working at McDonalds after it was announced Kamala worked at one in high school. Maybe I’m overthinking it though.

    Nitka Tsar
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifyingly hilarious

    Who am I, where am I
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am a bot" is that supposed to explain how the fü¢k this was related to our elections

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    #20

    I Was Trying To Print This Picture On A 10x15cm Paper, But Messed Up The Proportions

    A humorous image with text: "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math" on a bird illustration.

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    Neb
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is especially good, because it illustrate the saying with live example.

    Lord of the wings
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all birds, as shown in this picture, including me, are bad at mat

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually chickens have shown the ability to do basic arithmetic, and I'm sure other birds can too

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    Maudelin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruined a perfectly good bird with the text.

    Christine Stewart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you have a very cute placemat!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't have a print preview available?

    IlaTheRedheadBambooEater
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, no Banana for scale, can't give ⬆️

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    #21

    Today I Noticed This Particular Packet Of Crisps Under High Surveillance. 🧐

    Security camera overlooking shelves of snack bags in a store, highlighting everyday surveillance.

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    weird star kid
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know you're half-full of air...

    Lord of the wings
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even the bag looks stressed. it looks like he is pressed against the wall sweating.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be too careful these days.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't be surprised if you are followed home by an unmarked black SUV after buying those chips

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that is the batch of chips the gov't is going to implant us with.

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    #22

    Ah Yes

    Sonic the Hedgehog kneeling with closed eyes, surrounded by sparkles, includes playful text about attraction.

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact: the brains of people who are attracted to feet confuse feet and genitalia, therefore making feet attractive

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they also don’t know their ǎrse from their elbow?

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a video rent store many years. We had x videos and one guy just came and asked for feet porn, like he was asking for a new release. Awkward situation is an understatment.

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a fetish I’d want my video guy to know when the new porn was in. Nothing wrong with knowing your inventory.

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    #23

    My Mexican Mom Doesn't Like That I'm Learning Japanese Instead Of Spanish

    Stick figures with speech bubbles discussing language preferences, featuring main keywords: uninteresting pics.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, learning any foreign language is cool! とはいえ、日本語の方が確かに格好いいと思う。

    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ecce, quid disciens linguam est bonum! [Excuse the really clunky Latin; I'm still learning :)]

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If mom speaks Spanish why didn't she just teach you herself?

    Notme
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always as easy as it might seem. If your partner doesn’t speak it and the kid is educated in a different language it’s very hard.

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    Dorothy Reiser
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. Japanese is cool. (I can read the Japanese).

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Menuda torre de Babel!

    J R
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody care to translate the japanese for me?

    GoldenDove
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom: You need to learn Spanish. Kid: No. Japanese is cool.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the biggest hater of the German language. Was forced to learn it in college. I had to resist hard not to learn bc I have a talent for learning languages.

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one of these dumbest I think I've read in general.

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    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got in a weird uproar when I told her I was learning German on duolingo. She said "learn a language that will be useful"???????????

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    #24

    My Mom Made A Cake

    Red cake with frosting flowers, text "I am 24" in white, and smiley face. Uninteresting decoration.

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    suptho
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to eat a 24 year old cake?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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    #25

    I Have A Very Straight Banana

    Plain banana on a decorative plate, ordinary kitchen setting.

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    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more focused on the feet...why does bro stand completely turned out like that

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably a ballet dancer. That's 1st position.

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In contrast, I have a very gay banana.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are their feet like that?

    mike fish
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo taken by a Penguin.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just happy to see you.

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is without peyronie's disease. With treatment, you too could have a straight banana. Not a bent carrot. lol

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very straight household

    Michael None
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need something for scale here.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kris, get the banana spear (I have not played deltarune, I played undertale.)

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    #26

    I'm At My F*king Limit

    Unremarkable kitchen scene with a butter knife on a block of butter near a microwave and an empty jar.

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursing in French is still cursing, dear one.

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    William Teach
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude, it's time to invest in some adult silverware. Can be easily found at Walmart, Target, and so much more

    Edith
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was scrolling and got BP ad for premium that says unlimited content and it restricts for me to see this thread till the end... Not you too BP.. not you too..

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor told me that I am one teaspoon away from my bathtub overflowing. Welcome to my club!!

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this s****y metal/plastic cutlery is a breeding ground for germs and dirt, and the knives are very weak, and you can hurt yourself with them when they break... and they will, rest assured! I hate using them 🤮

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    #27

    Saw This At IKEA Today

    Plush shark toy oddly suspended by red rope in an indoor setting, adding an unexpected twist to everyday decor.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know you know

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy shark do-do-oh yeah-do-do

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it goes beyond fetishism and straight into marine mammal entanglement.

    Alyce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that shark consent?

    painttheyellowsubgreen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for reminding us to practice the FUNdamentals. Safe, Sane, Consentual 🚦

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    #28

    I Accidentally Found A Legendary Monument

    Person with headphones poses in front of a colorful whimsical statue at a mall; nothing interesting happening.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good lord, it's the Mario Koala statue. Some of us Aussies really do not cope well with the heat.

    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he is trying to get the photo on the down low. Don't let him see you....

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    #29

    My Friend Gifted Me A Bath. I Do Not Own A Bomb

    Unevenly installed bathtub surrounded by exposed insulation, showcasing nothing interesting.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what the issue is here, this is how we install/remove tubs all the time.

    Lord of the wings
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the post below this. Hilarious

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody didn't put it in the right way. Now take it out and start over!

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old incompetence. Sadly, never goes out of fashion.

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    The Shark
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...does this individual think showers are the only way to bathe and bathtubs have the singular purpose of making homemade explosives?

    L Norton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove from wall cutout. The evenly slide into opening

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    #30

    I Got Gifted A Bath Bomb By A Friend (I Don't Own A Bathtub)

    Bath fizzer package with smiling face emoticons, labeled "You Are My Reason To Smile."

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a bath when I lived in France. It was the bain of my existence.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a trend of bath bomb jokes here, all in a row.

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bath bombs can be used in the shower too, just like this one according to it's packaging.

    #31

    I Made X-Ray Of My Pet Rat Today And Accidentally Discovered That There Is Skeleton Inside Of Me

    I Made X-Ray Of My Pet Rat Today And Accidentally Discovered That There Is Skeleton Inside Of Me

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    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. We are a mobile meat covered pile of bones.

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat Council Ultimatum #32767: If you don't feed us, we'll tell the dogs that humans are meat-covered piles of bones.

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's scary! It costs a lot to get it removed, too.

    LV PT
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused...

    #32

    Peak Reddit Moment

    Peak Reddit Moment

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for the best, kid. Get out while you still can.

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHYYYYY

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    #33

    I'm An American And I Tried To Name European Countries. Is This Good?

    I'm An American And I Tried To Name European Countries. Is This Good?

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    LV PT
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse to be fair.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know Spain is in Europe. Thats a +1.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did quite good. I’m European and have difficulties with the smaller countries… and for some reason the nordic ones. I always confuse Norway, Sweden and Finland. But then, I was never very good in geography

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Norway is north, Sweden is south, and Finland is far (from UK, where I live, so that may or may not help you)

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of you are taking this way too seriously. This is meant to be a joke/meme.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did better then I would've (I'm also American), though I also see a few that I know that they didn't (like Lithuania & Austria)

    ChugChug
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many europeans could put the states on the map... ?

    roddy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are going to break up a country by state, then how many Americans can get the counties in Britain right? Or any of them? Same thing.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Austrian I'm disappointed. Not only did you call my country Hungary, but you forgot my country's name alltogether.

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    #34

    She Said No

    She Said No

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she wasn't a wienner, that's for sure.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some symbolism here but I really don't want to go into it

    Susan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how you proposed then I don't blame her.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to prospective bridegroom: Sometimes when people reply "Hot dog!", that expresses enthusiasm, not a request.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look! Another lonely sausage 😭

    #35

    I Got A Warning From The School Principal For Setting This As My Whatsapp Profile Picture (I'm An English Teacher)

    I Got A Warning From The School Principal For Setting This As My Whatsapp Profile Picture (I'm An English Teacher)

    Appropriate_Mess2545 Report

    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm..I wonder why.....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the chemistry lab teacher claimed copyright infringement.

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it is, but I assume it really isn’t for someone from the US or any other country where there is war or school shootings or bomb threats

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    camomooey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids joking about it is one thing. A teacher should know better.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Bill Paterson saying in the 10 year respective of Calvin & Hobbs, when he did the strip of Calvin as a T-Rex in an F-15 bombing his school. He got a load of letters of complaints. He questioned whether people had forgotten what it was like being a kid.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. In the age we live in you can't joke about that. Doofus.

    #36

    Here's A Reminder. You Were Once 17

    Here's A Reminder. You Were Once 17

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    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned 71 in December :(

    AnnaB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. In November.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not go back to being 17 for a large quantity of chinese tea.

    A girl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17 in 1981. I haven't been 17 for A VERY LONG TIME

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    #37

    Which Button You Pressing?

    Which Button You Pressing?

    AbsoluteCTB Report

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know if there is anyone who would press the red button and if so, what was their thought process.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conspiracy theorists, there’s a completely logical choice in front of them, there’s zero evidence for there being an underlying or hidden agenda, they stare upon the choice presented to them and then press Red. They can’t help themselves, the green button MUST have a hidden (and evil) agenda!

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    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't say you can't press both

    Verena
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a messed up version of an experiment. Iirc, it was in the line of "share two million with a stranger or 50% chance on 1 million"

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where the subscribe button at

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    #38

    To The Guy Who Fell Over I Got You

    To The Guy Who Fell Over I Got You

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    #39

    In 4th Grade I Stabbed Myself In The Hand With A Pencil. The Lead Drew Inside My Hand And Hasn’t Disappeared Since

    In 4th Grade I Stabbed Myself In The Hand With A Pencil. The Lead Drew Inside My Hand And Hasn’t Disappeared Since

    blushyyguyy Report

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one in my left hand from a Sharpie 35 yrs later

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I habe one of these in each hand, and a third in my upper thigh. The lesson I finally learned? Don't put sharp pencils in your pants pocket, facing either up or down.

    Linda R
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 70 and have one where my sister stabbed my hand with a pencil when I was 10.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right behind you with one I got when about 12

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was stabbed in the knee by a bully.Lead still marks the spot 40 yrs later.

    Limey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same principal as tattoo ink, probably

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have small streaks of rust in both hands from steel slivers that never came out. I was surprised when I had to have an MRI that they weren't an issue, until I realized that blood is basically just rusty saltwater.

    #40

    I Ripped A Paper In Half In Half In Half In Half In Half In Half…

    I Ripped A Paper In Half In Half In Half In Half In Half In Half…

    Zexceed_9 Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least folded it in half before ripping it

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The physical representation of an echo.

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2nd is not half, and neither is the 3rd half of the 2nd.

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    #42

    Damn

    Damn

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    #43

    I Just Did This

    I Just Did This

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    #45

    I Dont Have A Bathtub And I Wasn't Gifted A Bath Bomb By A Friend

    I Dont Have A Bathtub And I Wasn't Gifted A Bath Bomb By A Friend

    st4rgirl_1111 Report

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not that bubbly of a personality, eh?

    El hefe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got those permanent live long fingers

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    #46

    Got Bit By A Bat Taking Out The Trash

    Got Bit By A Bat Taking Out The Trash

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    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off to the Dr. for some rabies shots.

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Directly to the doctor, or the ER if it's off hours.

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was the bat taking out trash?

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for letting me know there is another smart a*s out there.

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    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know bats had to take out the trash. Guess you learn something new every day.

    Vered Dar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats need to take out the trash too!

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a rabies shot is a good and solid advice, but honestly I expected at least one comment about the flittermouse-human superhero

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought bats were a messy bunch who don’t take the trash out, I guess this was a cave proud bat who was just doing their bit….

    CK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tiny bite might not be noticeable if it were on a different part of the body. And that's why you should get your rabies shot if you have contact with a bat, even if you aren't sure it bit you.

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. A bat couldn't even lift the trash.

    A C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't get in the way of a bat when it's taking out trash!

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    #47

    My Dog Has Homophobia🩵🧡

    My Dog Has Homophobia🩵🧡

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    #48

    I Just Tripped And Fell, Can Someone Help Me Up?

    I Just Tripped And Fell, Can Someone Help Me Up?

    reddit.com Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, hands look really weird from this angle.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *am not* touching that

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a hand from this angle before.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't think I want to see one again!

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    #49

    Random Lady In My House Said I Have Baby Hands

    Random Lady In My House Said I Have Baby Hands

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the fụck is there a random lady in your house?

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ... That's not a baby's hand???

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a second opinion from a specific lady

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    #50

    I Have Cancer And You Probably Don't

    I Have Cancer And You Probably Don't

    Ok_Machine_36 Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels wrong to upvote you for having cancer, but here we are.

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    JP callaghan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks man, hope you beat cancers a*s

    Neb
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not fully a year since they cut it out. Still 4 years of checkups

    Jeremy Klaxon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get cancer, I know what I'll do. I'll fast. After 3 days, you exhaust the sugar in your blood; your body has to find another fuel, so it breaks your fat to produce ketones. All cells can use ketones except one type: cancer cells, that get weakened and die. In the meantime, I fast regularly, in order to prevent cancer, among countless other benefits.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it must not be that simple or fasting would be the primary remedy.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't this year so far but the last several years not so much. I seriously need a new hobby :p

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    #51

    What Shall I Name My Baby Based On His Scan

    What Shall I Name My Baby Based On His Scan

    Sad_Cow_577 Report

    weird star kid
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First name Grim. Last name Reaper.

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    #52

    I Took My Husband To Buy Fabric With Me

    I Took My Husband To Buy Fabric With Me

    SatanicKitten69420 Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's where I THINK he is, Hobby Lobby scares the c**p out of me too. SO many choices to trigger bankruptcy.

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    Armac Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, poor, man. I feel this on a cellular level

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    #53

    Every Problem Has A Solution.... Right?

    Every Problem Has A Solution.... Right?

    Ezgod_Two_Three Report

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trowing a cardboard box because cats will be cats and they can't resist sitting in a cardboard box.

    L H
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the tiger or the victim?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still be going "pspspspspspspspsps heeeere, kitty..."

    Jnausicaa
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoying a human for a short snack.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be one of the better ways to go.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having human for lunch

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    #54

    I Own A Bathtub (I Was Not Gifted A Bath Bomb By A Friend)

    I Own A Bathtub (I Was Not Gifted A Bath Bomb By A Friend)

    chewymammoth Report

    #55

    I Found My Old iPhone 4s And Popped A New Battery In!

    I Found My Old iPhone 4s And Popped A New Battery In!

    The_Doge_Coin Report

    JP callaghan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidence of how apple just re-sells the same old c**p year in year out

    eric p
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except no flappy bird! That game alone is worth like 200-500 on ebay

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss when you could actually replace the batteries in phones

    #56

    I Sat In An Elevator For 8 Minutes Before Realizing I Didn't Press Any Buttons

    I Sat In An Elevator For 8 Minutes Before Realizing I Didn't Press Any Buttons

    N-o_O-ne Report

    Who am I, where am I
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody knows, it's all good

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want what you're smoking

    Miracle Max
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that one time at my condo building. Nobody else called the elevator, so it went to its home position, the 9th floor. Where I lived.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that before when I'm having a conversation with someone and we're both headed the same place. A few minutes later we realize that neither one of us hit the button.

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    #57

    My Sock After Pulling A String For 5 Minutes

    My Sock After Pulling A String For 5 Minutes

    Kutaun Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶If you want to destroy my sweater - Hold this thread as I walk away - Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked - Lying on the floor, lying on the floor, I've come undone🎶

    Beth H
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to see you lying there in your superman skivvies

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    Andrew Beringer
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have those same sheets

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    #58

    Lactose Intolerant People Cannot Eat Cheese. I Am Not Lactose Intolerant So I Can Eat Cheese

    Lactose Intolerant People Cannot Eat Cheese. I Am Not Lactose Intolerant So I Can Eat Cheese

    BlackSkull83 Report

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being lactose intolerant is not enough to stop them from consuming cheese...they fear no god and no stomach irritation

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually not that much lactose in cheese (especially hard cheese) you can check the sugars and if they are < Ig they are fine

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    #59

    Jake Paul Beat Up An Old Man

    Jake Paul Beat Up An Old Man

    ShooLug Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both Paul brothers are abhorrent human beings. They are the living embodiment of d-bags.

    JP callaghan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of time watching this fight.

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    #60

    I Just Saved $2

    I Just Saved $2

    Rentegro Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you order...a Lamborghini?!

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go buy a soda with your savings! You deserve a treat!

    #61

    I (Un)intentionally Left My Phone In The Fridge For A Whole Month

    I (Un)intentionally Left My Phone In The Fridge For A Whole Month

    FarEast_Frez Report

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, good for you for not using your phone for a month!

    A C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you missed loads of calls cos you're so cool!

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    #62

    Ways Of Indicating "Yes" Without Typing "Yes"

    Ways Of Indicating "Yes" Without Typing "Yes"

    Miecza Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affirmative, Aye-aye, aye-firmative

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said “without typing yes”. You have to type yes to write yesh

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    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roger, 10-4, A-yep, A-OK, you betcha, for sure,

    weird star kid
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell says "yip"? (Coming from someone who used to respond "yee").

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do. But I’m not from an english speaking country…

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    #63

    I Didn’t Know This Was A Rule So I Will Allow You To See My Lamp

    I Didn’t Know This Was A Rule So I Will Allow You To See My Lamp

    GreatTapeEater Report

    #64

    People At School Kept Throwing Money At Me Today (I Made £12.65)

    People At School Kept Throwing Money At Me Today (I Made £12.65)

    Roadkillgoblin_2 Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People at my school used to throw money to the year 7 and 8 'scabs' outside canteen, but it was Th 5c and 10c change.

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "money money money, ain't so funny, you guys are now broke as sh*t"

    #65

    I'm Going To Hang This In My Honse

    I'm Going To Hang This In My Honse

    reddit.com Report

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    #66

    Random Girl On Train Said I Have Nice Hands

    Random Girl On Train Said I Have Nice Hands

    dragoarora123 Report

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 13 and at the pool during summer vacation and a boy told me I had cute toes once. I thought he was weird!!

    Jeremy Klaxon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, cute butt is fine, cute boobs is fine, cute face is fine, cute hands is fine, but cute toes is weird? Why?

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    #67

    Help Me And My Wife End A Debate. What Colour Are These Shorts?

    Help Me And My Wife End A Debate. What Colour Are These Shorts?

    a_fat_sloth Report

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that they were gray, but then I saw how you spelled "colour" and realized that they're grey.

    Neb
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poster's comment: "Ok so when I'm wearing them, from my angle they look dark blue, while she says grey. I'm not looking forward to showing her the comments."

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he lack the ability to view them when not wearing them?

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    #68

    I Don’t Get It Who Is Winning

    I Don’t Get It Who Is Winning

    Bageutte_ Report

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those who don't get it, OP is trying to make a joke on the election, but this is the weather station

    #69

    Breakfast At My College

    Breakfast At My College

    Fraud_D_Hawk Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you won't suffer from an iron-related deficiency

    KamaboCo.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a tooth in a school burger once

    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you're definitely screwed

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you bolt your breakfast, you could end up breaking a tooth.

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By college do you mean prison?

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what they give you if you say you're allergic to nuts.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bolt is the least of their worries, looking at that!

    JP callaghan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you didn't mean 'prison'

    A girl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it was all yellow

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    #70

    I Think My Phone's Broken

    I Think My Phone's Broken

    mlemvodich Report

    weird star kid
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I think your phone is happy to see you...

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I'm just speaking from secondhand knowledge here, as I don't have one myself, but I don't think that's the shape it makes when its owner is happy to see you.

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make little blue pills for that

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like your phone has peyronie's disease

    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the banana for scale

    Who am I, where am I
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this ink spot?

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    #71

    I'm Eating A Churro And You're Not

    I'm Eating A Churro And You're Not

    goldfish1902 Report

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it look like that and why am I thinking it looks like that get it out of my head

    Angela C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a churro in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many Spanish-speaking areas of North and Central America, if you don't roll your r when you say "churro," this is exactly what you mean. That's why you have to pronounce carefully.

    #72

    When I Get Elected As Class President, Here Is My Plans For France

    When I Get Elected As Class President, Here Is My Plans For France

    crimson_dovah Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll introduce you to our new Ministre de l'Intérieur. You should get on very well. Oh, and people in Corsica would like à word.

    Verena
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bridges necessary, there a plebty of ferry servuces on this route

    #73

    Good Camouflage

    Good Camouflage

    Due-Dimension-931 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just put it under a normal rock. They're usually free. People don't even seem to mind if you steal one of their rocks. But don't do that.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hide a key" had an entirely different meaning when I was in college during the 60s.

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah A friend of mine has a rock hide a key. It would work better if he didn't keep it in the barbeque grill.

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    #74

    My Arm And Leg Skin Also Dont Match At All

    My Arm And Leg Skin Also Dont Match At All

    TenebriRS Report

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    #76

    It Took Me 47 Years To Try McDonald's. It Was Alright

    It Took Me 47 Years To Try McDonald's. It Was Alright

    Januszek_Zajaczek Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I wouldn't eat a 47 year old McDouble. Not that it would harm me, but it would seem to be a bit stale.

    Dr Jimmy 03
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't set foot in Evil Clown restaurant since Reagan was in the White House.

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently went to a fast food place that I have not been to in a few months and the prices were up 40%. Guess I will not be going back for quite a while.

    ChugChug
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since they removed those hot holder cabinets and prepare everything on demand, quality dropped bad. They keep cooked meat in holder trays, completely dried out. Instead of nice juicy burgers they are now dried out and messy because they prepared in a rush. Only Mcdonalds that i know and still operated in the old way is Shaftesbury avenue, London. Best cheeseburger ever, probably not for very long...

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's used to cook them fresh on a griddle while you watched if you wanted to.

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    #77

    I Burnt My Finger For The Second Time, Now What?

    I Burnt My Finger For The Second Time, Now What?

    AmOya4 Report

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    #78

    Which Cologne You Guys Think Smells Better On Me?

    Which Cologne You Guys Think Smells Better On Me?

    UpsidedownFurnace Report

    Angie May
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 is good but the unseen 2 really works for them.

    A girl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None. False fragrance is highly overrated.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. The smell of most perfumes and colognes make me nauseous.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say you smell better in the one in Germany.

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    #80

    Purchased My Dream Car

    Purchased My Dream Car

    Line-Life Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have wanted to set aside some of that money for new glasses, though. XD

    #81

    My Iq Is 7

    My Iq Is 7

    espresso506 Report

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    #82

    I Told Google AI To Tell A Joke

    I Told Google AI To Tell A Joke

    divyan3hu Report

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    #83

    I Regret What I Did

    I Regret What I Did

    PerryPLatypuso Report

    #84

    My Mom Was Looking Through A Package I Had Ordered

    My Mom Was Looking Through A Package I Had Ordered

    some-R6-siege-fan Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally just buy a big giftbox of sweets off Amazon every few months. All for me. I'm almost 37.

    #85

    Luckily I Didn't Hurt My Finger, But I Edited It And Colored It Red

    Luckily I Didn't Hurt My Finger, But I Edited It And Colored It Red

    SenseiMax Report

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    #86

    My Friends And I Can’t Solve This Mcdonald’s Spot The Difference

    My Friends And I Can’t Solve This Mcdonald’s Spot The Difference

    noodlefaceiscool Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would the maraca on the far left count as two...no handle and no pattern?

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure it’s the pocket size. The minion on the right has a different sized pocket

    Dl B
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mouth on the right one is smaller and the tongue is shaped differently.

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    #87

    I Decided To Shave My Leg , Than Stopped

    I Decided To Shave My Leg , Than Stopped

    Jaded-Writer7712 Report

    A girl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord. An actual yeti

    Michael None
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to see under those fleece pants you're wearing.

    #88

    3 Years Ago, I Did This For No Particular Reason

    3 Years Ago, I Did This For No Particular Reason

    AnkokunoMasaki Report

    #89

    I Saw That On Commuter Train

    I Saw That On Commuter Train

    Legitimate-Day9795 Report

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    #90

    What I Consumed Today

    What I Consumed Today

    Hydrocake Report

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    #91

    I Put A Ps5 Controller And A Pen On A Blank Sheet

    I Put A Ps5 Controller And A Pen On A Blank Sheet

    Thomax99 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, these are tough times.

    #92

    I Hold My Cigarettes With Chopsticks So That My Fingers Don't Smell

    I Hold My Cigarettes With Chopsticks So That My Fingers Don't Smell

    peko_ Report

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, there are holders for these.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noel Coward is spinning in his grave

    ChugChug
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this when my mum used to check for breath and hand smell as well long time ago. For the breath the best was sunflower seeds and for hands, this.

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - keep it away from your mouth and you might not smell that bad.

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    #93

    My Not Boyfriend Doesn't Ever Wash Or Rinse His Tea Mug

    My Not Boyfriend Doesn't Ever Wash Or Rinse His Tea Mug

    RedditRay18 Report

    DEW
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it black mold? Doesn't look like a tea stain to me.

    BoredGrandma
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww! Nasty, looks like the inside of a rusty can

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    #94

    Update: I Asked My Crush Out And She Said No

    Update: I Asked My Crush Out And She Said No

    Miecza Report

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    #95

    My Girlfriend Left Me For Her Job. She’ll Be Back At 8. What Do I Do Now?

    My Girlfriend Left Me For Her Job. She’ll Be Back At 8. What Do I Do Now?

    ReadyOutcome2072 Report

    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    renounce society and live with the raccoons

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what they EAT? They eat GARBAGE. From the trash bins. OP should come live with me and my wolf pack. *WE* don't eat garbage. XD

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    #96

    My Mum Eats Burritos Wrong

    My Mum Eats Burritos Wrong

    cactus_collective Report

    #97

    Fell Asleep In The Shower. This Hurts

    Fell Asleep In The Shower. This Hurts

    Dyson_Gimix Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see falling asleep in the bath, but how do you fall asleep in the shower?

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    #98

    Just Learned Letter "O" Is Squishable: O0o0o0o0o

    Just Learned Letter "O" Is Squishable: O0o0o0o0o

    Alternative_Water_81 Report

    Jeremy Klaxon
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean OOO000oooo°°°°......

    Chich
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just don't go for expandable

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    #99

    I Eat A 5lb Bag Of Cherry Rings Per Week

    I Eat A 5lb Bag Of Cherry Rings Per Week

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm shocked that the diabeetus needed to be imported!

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    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your skin and joints must be loving you.

    #100

    The Picture Scrolls, In Order

    The Picture Scrolls, In Order

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    #101

    I Did Not Make Spaghetti

    I Did Not Make Spaghetti

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    #102

    What Have I Done

    What Have I Done

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    Ozymandias
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what have I done" given me a headache

    Jill
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? What even is this?

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    #103

    I Have Oil And You Don't

    I Have Oil And You Don't

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    Miki
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for America. They will bring democracy to you. With tanks.