Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Well Well Well
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
No supermarkets at the weekend, hospital visits, trips to the cinema, flights from the airport, trips to the beach, shopping, I mean anywhere really that involves driving and parking somewhere. How dare disabled people try to live their lives, have fun or run errands in evenings or at weekends!
My absolute favorite response of all time. I'm disabled and I approve this message
I believe Daniel has a genuine disability... the space where a brain should be was filled with jello.
No, only people with ingenuine disabilities are allowed to go out for coffee with friends. /s
Disabled people aren't allowed to go shopping, go to bars and watch a movie?
Nope, we are not. I guess we just have to stay home all the time...yeah F that.
Load More Replies...What a wonderful question! If they are, does that mean that they are protected by the Americans With Disabilities Act? The mind boggles at the possibilities.
Load More Replies...Funny how this one little thing that we do for differently abled people brings out such entitlement issues for some of those who are not. C'mon, you can't walk a couple extra parking spaces?
I love this and have shared it with everyone I know. As a BTK amputee....it never occured to me I basically had a shut off switch at 5pm!
Reminds me of a few years ago when I asked about about handicapped parking at the beach and was told by the Ranger that handicapped people didn’t belong at the beach and they didn’t have any handicapped parking.
I have a handicap parking tag. Because my "disability" isn't visible I have been publicly ridiculed for using a handicap parking space. So now I "limp" when I get out of my automobile just so I don't have to feel like I'm doing something wrong.
Is that like a vampire thing in reverse? ijs...and define a "genuine" disability! I shouldn't have to list these reasons but clearly, you my friend, are clueless...movies drinks with friends dinner outdoor theater star gazing fireworks show festivals skiing sporting events ballet opera basement party backyard Barbecue pool party weddings graduations receptions church shopping work! I could go on but I'm hoping you get the message! Disable does not mean disappear!
My nephew, who wears a helmet because of seizures was once told, " people like you shouldn't be allowed out until after dark."
Uh, because they, like ... do things? Go places? I don't see why conservative Americans should be out any time at all, and yet, I don't plan to do any about it, I don't even live there ... but the fact that they suck big time isn't particularly hard to find out, or unknown to the world...
Yeah, the gall of some disabled people who think they can go out at night to enjoy dinner, movies, visit friends in the hospital, or any of this foolishness.
Because people with disabilities definitely don't do shift work or have kids that spontaneously develop fevers and need Tylenol or want to enjoy a nice dinner with their significant other.
If I were as narrow minded as you I would stick out my tongue and go pfttt
Crazy thing is that it's basically opposite here. No parking 8-6 so the traffic can move freely. You can park when everything is closed and there's no reason to park.
My first surgeries lasted for 48 hours. My hallucinations after those lasted for another 26 hours.
Why would you need to be parking there AFTER business hours, Daniel? Also, very few businesses are ONLY open 9-5 M-F.
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
Now That's A Damage
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
But He Went To Get Milk...
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
It Wasn't Us....
He's Not Wrong You Know
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
Much Cheaper
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Car Thief's Nowadays
Hate Cancel Culture
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Why Didn't He Try Again????
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
He Held That One In
People Are Savages
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Another One From Cringetopia
Love That Disney Channel!!!
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
Ironic, Isn't It?
He “Died” At 33…
Kids These Days
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
They Must Be Punished
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
Hands & Feet
Is This A Comeback? Idk
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
Insert Funny Title
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Would've Never Thought Of That
This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
Right Here Waiting For You
Sorry, Try Again
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Copy And Paste Attack
Chad Mod At Work
I Don't Know You
Cant Think Of A Title
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
Josh Fainted
Full Support
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
Load More Replies...These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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