Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Not only is he not wrong, he is 100% right, and Americans who think they have more "rights" or "freedoms" than other nations are kidding themselves completely. The "right" to work more hours, for less money, with basic healthcare dependent on that job, no guaranteed vacation, no parental leave, and the risk of being shot dead in a shop or cinema or on the street because a Republican governor decided "permitless carry" would likely get him re-elected. Americans are absolutely f*cking oppressed and denied all kinds of basic rights but they've been brainwashed by their flag-worship and Pledge of Allegiance so some of them will keep defending their own oppression. It's absolutely astonishing.
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I regret that I have but only one upvote for this comment...
Load More Replies... I really, really want to understand this mentality that I hear from some American’s mouths - that other countries don’t have “rights” and don’t have “freedom”. I saw an interview, recently, with some big wig, political person who was involved in Trump’s campaigning, an intelligent sounding, educated person, claiming that in Australia we “don’t even have freedom”. To what are they actually referring? I really genuinely would like to understand what they think they are trying to say.
First up, you have to understand it's not rational, and these statements are made to appeal to people's emotions and to their "patriotism" (which translates to blind allegiance in their minds), so looking too hard for facts and logic is not the way here. That said, those statements about Australia made recently were referring to the lockdowns and other covid restrictions which were more stringent in Aus than many other places and certainly more than any state in the USA. The sub-group of people that sees "freedom" as "my right to do anything I like and take no responsibility" likes to tell others that group rules, like lockdowns, masking, contact tracing, etc, are all horrible losses of freedom; what they really mean is that it inconveniences them. In that particular example they also made up a bunch of BS about how the "Australian military was enforcing lockdowns" etc to make Australians sound oppressed and victimized. Most of their stories rely on outright lies and half-truths.
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"It's a choking hazard!!" Maybe parents should open the eggs for their kids and take the toys out before giving it to them, then.. better yet, do what Canada does and just don't give them to three year olds who are unsupervised.
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What's up with American muppets thinking the rest of the world has no rights? Just off the top of my head, employees here can take a sick day any time they want and relax while you need to jump through fiery hoops for that and may still get fired for it. Is that the freedom I should want? I think not!
They have been fed myths for literally decades about American Exceptionalism, and they have been kept to a 40-hour (usually much more) work week with no guaranteed vacation to keep them both exhausted and HOME. If you have 2 weeks off a year - and feel lucky to get it - you spend it sleeping, or visiting grandma at Thanksgiving; you don't jaunt off to Europe or South America or Oceania and discover that those places have all the freedoms you have PLUS universal healthcare, more time off, more worker rights, etc. Oh, and it's also code for "I wanna have a gun" because that's another myth they like to tell themselves - that somehow a "well regulated militia" means Uncle Bobby being a twat, and that their Glock will enable them to fight off a "tyrannical government". Oh, and they don't know what tyranny is either. Basically it's a can of worms.
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Lot of Americans are close minded and ignorant about the world..I know, I used to be one of 'em
What happened that changed that? Legitimately curious.
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Though die hard Americans love to tout freedom in the USA we are not as free as the UK. Not by a long shot. But it's a lie your basic die hard American tells themselves and yells because that's all they know. They have narrow minds. You're free as long as you're rich, white, and have political connections. Wish the white minorities or working class would get this through their heads. I envy some European countries because they give their workers better pay, less risk of burnout due to paid time off and personal days, and paid maternity plus paternity leave. Scadanavian coutries have the best system. Freedom to create your own 3 to 4 day work week and still have plenty left over after the bills are paid so they have the freedom to take care of their families and be more present in their kids lives. But these countries never tout freedom because they respect it as a human right. Imagine the freedom of not working yourself to death to make a capitalist rich.
Ugh the gun thing is sad but true in some states. These states do not require the background check, or a safety certificate, or firearm registration, or a firearm license, and there is no 10 day wait period to pick up a newly purchased firearm. Almost anyone can literally walk in and walk out with a gun in those states. And many allow purchase at 18, not 21. I told a guy from Arkansas about these laws in other states and he got super angry. Like scary angry. It was pretty eye-opening about the mentality of those “you can take my guns over my dead body” types of people. Anyway, it’s a problem with no solution in sight
This is totally incorrect. Try to research outside of the panic media before you post again, 'k?
Load More Replies... Idiots with guns are scary - but short tempered areseholes looking for a quick way to solve all their problems, aka get back at the barista who was out of his favouite sprinkles, are a far more terrifying, because they don't stop shooting after the first bang.
I remember the Republicans passing laws to make it illegal for doctors to tell patients when they are being sicked by water from fracking chemicals. For people in some coastal states to plan for water levels rising or admit that it's happening. For a beef processor to certify their beef was not fed cow brains. And much, much more. That's some freedom, there.
How come seamingly so many Americans think that no other country has any rights?
Bad educational system that teaches government propaganda. No real education regarding other countries' governmental systems and lifestyles.
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*intensly stares at over processed overly pasteurized milk production in the USA* wait do what??????????
Please forgive the American's moronic comment. We all have our share of idiots.
In the US, you must be 21 yo to buy alcohol. Yet you can buy an assault rifle.
Now it looks like if your Dad rapes you and you get pregnant, you MUST keep it because it is such a precious life! Women will not wear a mask but they will be forced to bear unwanted children and happily sign on with the GOP to force other women to do the same. Hypocrisy! If they believe in fetal personhood. Empty the orphanages and foster homes today! Take them into your homes. Love, feed and educate those 'precious babies'. Grrrr!
By the way, they're using Celsius. Room temperature (70F) is 21 C. So IQ of 21 sounds about right.
Yup, but you can buy guns n ammo. So its about evens(!)
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Gary Clements is no doubt one of those American morons who has false assumptions about Britain yet doesn't own a passport and is often the type of troll that is the scourge of Quora.
you do have "the right" to unpasteurized cheese... you don't have the right to SELL it, as a liability and food safety issue. Nobody has ever banned making your own unpasturizeed dairy products from your own milch cow, goat, or sheep, in the US. Whereas we DO have actual rights, as opposed to the UK... a tacit admission these liberties are NATURAL and INHERENT, and the government is denied any ability to interfere, whereas the UK (and most of Europe) has PERMISSIONS that are CALLED "rights"... which are literally permissions GRANTED, subject to being revoked or withheld on an individual or group basis for no legitimate reason that can be refuted by their courts, beyond "tha gubmint decided so"... including the right to seek medical care, once your own NHS has decided "it's not fiscally viable", as the Alfie Green case demonstrated.
It's so sad that these comments still occur! I lived in NY in the 70s and often got very similar ignorant comments from, 'do you have electricity' to what's it like living without democracy'... the education system has a lot to answer for. And now, it's no better here in the UK!
This is why I want to move out of America. My mom won’t let me Bc “we’re the free country” and “no other country is better than ours” 🙄🙄
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
But He Went To Get Milk...
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
It Wasn't Us....
He's Not Wrong You Know
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Car Thief's Nowadays
Hate Cancel Culture
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Why Didn't He Try Again????
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
He Held That One In
People Are Savages
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Another One From Cringetopia
Love That Disney Channel!!!
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
Ironic, Isn't It?
He “Died” At 33…
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
They Must Be Punished
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
Hands & Feet
Is This A Comeback? Idk
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Would've Never Thought Of That
This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
Right Here Waiting For You
Sorry, Try Again
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Copy And Paste Attack
Chad Mod At Work
Cant Think Of A Title
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies... It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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