In modern culture, the word “nerd” is usually used to describe someone who is intellectual but socially awkward and often has an obsessive passion for something. This could be a TV show, a game, or the history of one small ancient Egyptian town. For whatever reason, some people think that calling someone a nerd is derogatory, but you know what, if there is something that makes you happy and genuinely interests you, don’t mind anyone else, just enjoy what you like.
You can use your knowledge to create some clever pick-up lines. And if the person you’re trying to impress happens to also like the same thing, that gives you bonus points. A word of warning though. If you use pick-up lines when meeting someone for the first time, make sure they don’t make the other person uncomfortable. You do want them to like you, right? So maybe bold pick-up lines shouldn’t open the conversation, unless you are completely sure your counterpart won’t mind them.
Funny pick-up lines are a great tool to break the ice, but don’t forget that humor is rather subjective, and even if you can’t stop laughing at your own joke, someone else might find that you make rather cheesy pick-up lines. So assess your words carefully.
In this article, we’ve collected the best pick-up lines for a flirty conversation with nerds. In your opinion, what are some good pick-up lines if you want to impress someone you just met? Do you have a go-to nerdy pick-up line that you are particularly proud of making up?
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I’m learning about important dates in history.
Wanna be one of them?
You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.
Wow, you breathe oxygen too?
We already have so much in common.
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you.
And according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You and a blue moon have something in common — you’re both rare finds in this universe.
...but there's at least one blue moon every year, they're not THAT rare
Forget the Golden Snitch — you’re the best catch out there.
Be right back, I have to call NASA and tell them I’m talking to the most beautiful thing in the universe.
A friend of mine said something similar to me. She said "Star" instead of thing. Without missing a beat, I replied "No need. They'd be stupid if they didn't notice the increased gravitational pull of Earth." For those that did not get it, I basicaly made a joke about my weight. XD
I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe — until I saw your smile.
Girl, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase…
So I could unzip those genes.
I wish Uranium and Iodine had similar atomic numbers — that way, U and I would be next to one another.
Can you solve this equation: you + me + dinner Friday night = ?
Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re just my type.
Are you hitting the F5 key right now?
Because our conversation is refreshing.
Come with me; let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you a high test score?
Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.
Are you from the cosmos?
Because you’re simply heavenly.
Wait, I think I have your email address already — isn’t it whatabeautifulperson@hopetheygooutwithme.com?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you I smile.
You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.
Is your dad an astronaut?
Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.
If this goes well, you and Saturn will have something in common — you’ll both have giant rings.
I think the diamond size is more important than the ring size, traditionally speaking
Wow, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Wow baby, you overclock my processor!
You seem really gneiss.
Want to create a metamorphic rock with all this heat between us?
I never was good at trigonometry, but I could study your angles all day.
You and Google have something in common: you have everything I’m searching for.
You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now, because you’re making me happy!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You must be a red blood cell, because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
If I went binary, you’d be my number one.
You’re so hot girl, you turn my software into hardware.
I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
Well, call me an archaeologist because I’m really digging you.
Are you an appendix?
Because I think I should take you out.
Appendices are reservoirs of essential microbes, not useless as previously thought.
The universe is complex, beautiful, and fascinating — do you ever get jealous that it’s copying you?
Our relationship is like a mouse — it just clicks.
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.
My love for you goes on like the value of pi.
Are you into chess?
Because I think you’ve just met your match.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I’d be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
You got a brother you can introduce me to? Possibly called serotonin?
You still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow.
I swear, I won’t take our love for granite.
I have all these extra electrons — mind if I give you some and create a spark?
If you love water, good news — you already love 60 percent of me.
I went to the doctor and, turns out, I don’t have osteoporosis — you just make me weak in the knees.
I had a DXA scan and my T-scores are actually below the osteoporosis threshold so I'm afraid it's one-sided.
Look up at the sky — you see all the stars?
That’s how many times I’ve thought of you today.
Are you a black hole?
Because I can’t help but feel your powerful pull.
Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you.
I hear you like numbers. Want to add yours to my phone?
Some people may want to catch them all, but all I want to catch is your heart. (For Pokémon fans)
You are my density!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Do you have any raisins?
No? Then how about a date?
Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams.
You and a calculator have one thing in common: you give me the answers I’ve been looking for.
What does our attraction to one another and 7x have in common?
They’re both exponentially growing.
You know, in school I was always told to find x when doing math, but I’m glad I found u this time.
I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
Now, I can’t get past “u.”
