The Vatican said habemus papam, and the internet said hold my beer.
History was made as the first-ever American pope—Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost—was elected to be the new leader of the Catholic Church.
As the Chicago native ascended to the papacy, the internet did what it does best: turn the historical moment into a meme.
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The Vatican City got a taste of the American dream
Chicago fans are already imagining new menu items taking over the Vatican.
Photoshoppers gave the city a makeover, with its own Costco and Waffle House.
I've wanted to open a Waffle House in Europe. Not just to introduce quality hash browns served dozens of different ways, but to bring Europeans up to speed on American-style 3 am parking lot fights.
🤣 The Tallahassee Waffle House needed 2 cops as bouncers every Friday and Saturday night.
Load More Replies...Half a point for the Buc-ee's Beaver. It's very regional, but definitely the most American retailer there is, the hybrid of a gas station and a walmart, largely for the sort of long-distance road trip that's barely even possible in Europe: everything you could want for your travels (auto supplies, prepared foods, longer-term provisions, camping supplies, regional kitsch, outdoors clothing, you name it), all presented with a redneck defiance of cosmopolitan taste.
Try Guaranteed Rate Field. Dude is a Sox fan. Maybe with the Pontiff's blessing, they'll break out and not lose 110 games this year.
Load More Replies...Where there is smoke, there will be a Snoop Dogg
In Vatican tradition, white smoke signals the election of a new pontiff.
In meme tradition, if there’s smoke, then Snoop Dogg is meant to be around.
When a new pope is elected, white smoke is released from a chimney by burning the ballots, along with special chemicals, in a specially designed stove within the chapel.
If the color of the smoke is black, it means no pope has been elected.
I gave "total miss" to the OP, but you get a point for the Dad joke.
Load More Replies...There is just one thing that really annoys me. All those fake chimney pictures have the smoke coming from the little "roof" at the top. Instead of the end of the pipe.
Habemus baby!
In order to maintain secrecy with the election process, the tradition of burning ballot papers dates back to at least the 15th century.
When a chimney was installed in the Sistine Chapel in the 18th century, the smoke that billowed out from the burning of ballot papers was not intended to be a public signal. But onlookers eventually began interpreting it as an outcome of the selection process.
With time, the smoke became customary, and it's color became deliberate. Specific chemicals are used to create the black (for “no pope yet”) and white smoke (for we have a pope!).
Now, can pink smoke for a gender reveal be created? Well, chemically it should be possible. But what might the Vatican say? Habemus no thanks!
Please, please, PLEASE do not suggest things like this. Human narcissism HAS. NO. LIMIT.
!f the money will help the pope make his nut I'm sure they would be happy to take your money!
Hmm - surely they always *do* use it for a gender reveal? If the smoke is black, they're considering a male for the job. If the smoke's white, they've picked a male pope. They use other colours for female candidates. Sorry, I'll get my coat.
The Vatican—where global news is delivered via chimney smoke
The Vatican is the only place where global news is delivered via chimney smoke and nobody questions it.
When the cardinals enter the Sistine Chapel to elect a pope, they are locked inside with no phones, no recorders, and no contact with the outside world.
No phones no recorders and no contact with the outside world! But they DO have a nice barbeque grill!
No time like the present to make fun of your rivals
The Wisconsin city of Green Bay, home to the Green Bay Packers, couldn't catch a break amid the flood of memes.
The Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears have one of the most legendary rivalries in American sports history, and Chicagoans often joke about disliking everything Green Bay.
“God bless everyone in the world, except Green Bay,” one said.
The seagulls got front row seats to the papal election
“Habemus Papam”—Latin for “We have a Pope”—is the traditional, sacred declaration made by the senior cardinal deacon following the papal conclave.
The announcement is made from the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica in Vatican City to proclaim the election of a new pope.
A hearty dose of deep dish pizza for the first blessing?
Memes ran wild on X with Chicagoans excitedly claiming that the new papacy means all things will be served with a hearty dose of deep dish pizza.
Some joked that the Pope’s first blessing will be delivered with a side of Chicago’s finest!
Seeing this just because the Pope is from Chicago makes me thankful that Cardinal Pizzaballa wasn't elected. (Yes, there is a prominent papabile named Pizzaballa.)
I was totally hoping for Pizzaballa, but only if he kept his name
Load More Replies...The reason deep dish is associated with Chicago is because it’s the only place in the world that does it like that.
Load More Replies...Who knew seagulls would be the real stars of the Conclave?
Moments before the Sistine Chapel’s chimney began billowing white smoke, a seagull appeared on the roof, prompting the crowd at St. Peter’s Square to squeal with joy.
Some Catholics believed it was an “omen.”
Even the mayor of Chicago couldn't resist getting in on the fun
It wasn't just ordinary, humble social media users that churned out memes and jokes.
Even Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago, didn't miss out on the fun.
“Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago!” the mayor wrote on X.
“Congratulations to the first American Pope Leo XIV! We hope to welcome you back home soon,” he added.
I threw up in the back of my mouth a little bit. I forgot about Old Style. And I was happier.
Load More Replies...The new pope gave off some major Springfield energy to some
Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who will be known as Pope Leo XIV, will be the 267th occupant of the throne of St Peter.
He was born in Chicago in 1955 to parents of Spanish and Franco-Italian descent. After serving as an altar boy, he was ordained in 1982 and moved to Peru a few years later.
Oh god. Now I cannot unsee it. You can see him holding the cigar, turning around and muttering "but one more thing...."
Load More Replies...I don't see it. Maybe a comparison to a Simpson's character that emphasizes the traits OP sees in him? But I suspect this meme comes from excessive marijuana consumption.
You don't watch enough The Simpsons. The comparison is spot on.
Load More Replies...It's was all about the Conclave, no room for anything else
Cozy, caffeinated, and watching history unfold from their bedroom—this was every papal watcher on May 8.
One didn't have to be a cardinal or a Catholic to refresh their feed nonstop.
Noboy zoom in on that can. This joke is MUCH darker than it seems to be.
Chicago is going down in meme history
May 8 was declared the “best meme day in Chicago,” courtesy of someone from the South Side of the city becoming the Supreme Pontiff.
Cardinal Robert Prevost not only became Pope Leo XIV, but also meme royalty.
Do not mess with Da Pope Bobby Leo!!!!!!
Load More Replies...Trying to find parking in Chicago is terrible and even worse when it snows, so people will put various items including chairs out to save their spot.
Load More Replies...Rome’s pizza standards just got a divine upgrade
With a Chicago-born Pope in charge, it’s only a matter of time before the Vatican’s food menu includes deep-dish pizza, or at least some netizens thought so.
Second one that makes me laugh at loud. I just hope everyone realizes it's making fun of Chicago, not Italy. ADDED: It's not like it's *New York pizza*; It's some pizza casserole that I blame the Lutherans for.
Load More Replies...Not a lot of senses of humor in the crowd, I see. If it helps, read these as if you are watching a Toronto comedian say it. (Toronto comedy founded 1959, The Second City theater, Chicago, IL 60614.)
This is way worse than Trump saying he wants to "take" greenland :)
Those memes about pizzas should be put in the Ignorant Americas thread that's where they belong.
Or the humorless, more ignorant Europeans who pride themselves on irony but can't tell that this joke is making fun of Chicago, not Italy. It's like when I made referenced Pope Francis' "ostentatiously humble" style, and then added, "because if anyone knows how to do humility, it's a Catholic like me criticizing the Pope."
Load More Replies...Mr. Bean made a bit of a cameo during the Conclave, sort of
A video of Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa looking distracted amid a sea of red hats and robes went viral online. The internet felt he was giving “main character energy.”
“Wow he’s literally me,” read one comment, while another said, “Can't believe he managed to become a cardinal.”
He was actually one of the frontrunners and one article suggested he was the likely choice for the next pope after this one. Being only 60 he was seen as a bit young, no joke
Load More Replies...Seagulls came this close to upstaging the most awaited moment
Moments before white smoke emerged from the Sistine Chapel chimney, a family of seagulls appeared to be entertaining onlookers in the Vatican.
“Our #Conclave distraction … seagull family on our roof in Rome,” one said.
“He’s been up there for hours. Is he guarding? Is he judging? Is he... campaigning? You know what? BIRD FOR POPE. He's got the hat vibes already,” wrote another.
He brought his children with him! It's a family affair for real!!! 😂
Load More Replies...A Chicago-born pope is “just aesthetically wrong”
Some people are struggling to wrap their heads around the Pope being from Chicago.
It’s “just aesthetically wrong,” one said.
I was about to say "Any less aesthetically correct than Wadowice?" But it turns out Pope John Paul II's home town has some rather gorgeous bits. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wadowice
Da Pope
May 8 was an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Cardinals'
It was an episode of 'Keeping Up with the Cardinals' for some netizens, as they sat scrolling on social media for the latest papal updates.
Better if you're an actual Catholic, especially an American one, because FOMO is a real fear: According to papal authority, You get unique spiritual blessings for watching the events, but it's kinda easy to mess up if you're seven time zones away.
Nothing like a new version of the Pope's first speech entirely dedicated to bashing Chicago's NFL rivals
The irony behind all the Chicago-centric memes is that Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost was considered by many as one of the least American of all the U.S. cardinals.
The new pope—a duel citizen of the US and Peru—worked in the South American country for a decade and then served as the bishop of Chiclayo, another Peruvian city, from 2014 to 2023.
During his first address to the public in St. Peter’s Square, he was able to display his fluency in Spanish and Italian as well.
Part of me still thinks this is a stunt. You expect him to just drop character and say THIS... is SATURDAY NIGHT!
Not many resisted tuning into one of the biggest events of the year
Since the passing of Pope Francis, the world held its breath and wondered who would be the next Supreme Pontiff.
From Rome to the Chicago's South Side, people kept their eyes on the Vatican, waiting and speculating.
And when it turned out to be a Chicago native? The memes practically wrote themselves.
St. Peter’s Square turned into a live-tweeting arena
Meme-makers reported live from St. Peter’s Square.
Netizens turned one of the Vatican’s most solemn moments into a live-tweeting event as the world waited to see the next successor.
Trisha Paytas and Pope Leo XIV now share the same birthday
Two huge events in one day: the Pope’s election and Trisha Paytas celebrating her 37th birthday.
Divine timing or divine intervention? You decide.
she often has kids right around when people die (like the queen, and she happened to name that baby elizabeth i think!) so it’s become a joke how her life kinda lines up with important events
Load More Replies...If it were a completely rando person OP just happens to know: kinda cute. If it were a unique happenstance (like Samuel L Jackson or May the Fourth): potentially humorous, if played well. Just some minor-league famous-for-being famous celebrity (I had to look her up): not funny. UPDATE: OK, if what memeju1ce says is true about how people have PREVIOUSLY noticed how important events have coincidentally lined up her life's events, it's a little bit funny.
It's hard to let it sink in that the Pope is Chicagoan
You can take the cardinal out of Chicago, but you can't take the Chicago out of the cardinal.
While some obsessed over his American roots, others believed his experience outside of the US would make him attuned to global needs.
“He's somebody that, even though he's from the West, would be very attentive to the needs of a global church,” CNN's Vatican analyst Elise Allen said. “You're talking about somebody who spent over half of his ecclesial career abroad as a missionary in Peru.”
Lamesty way of noting that the Pope is from Chicago... except it does use a Chicago in-joke instead of a stereotype.
Not really an inside joke when we in Ohio still get it
Load More Replies...The pope's loyalties as a sports fan were in serious question
Robert Francis Prevost is a graduate from Villanova—the only Augustinian Catholic university in the US.
He earned his bachelor’s degree in mathematics from Pennsylvania University, and then went on to receive his diploma in theology from the Catholic Theological Union of Chicago.
Villanova is also the alma mater of three Knicks players: Jalen Brunson, Josh Hart, and Mikal Bridges.
Those who say "Total miss" just don't get it from a Villanova or Knicks perspective. The fact that the Knicks are mostly from the same university, let alone a small university is strange (beyond the strange fact that American football and basketball use university sports for development leagues). The fact that Knicks are actually goood and just pulled off back-to-back astonishing come-from-behind upsets against the Celtics is strange. The fact that the new Pope is also from Villanova is just plain bizarre. It tripled in size since its first national championship, but it's a very small university.
The Pope is a Villanova University alumnus and people just can't let that go
Villanova has produced many greats, but now it's giving us Pope Leo XIV.
The election of the new pope gave an endless supply of Knicks memes, as players like Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart also went to Villanova.
Why photoshop the Pope into a sewer? Why do a photoshoot in a sewer to begin with?
Pizzaballa was a fan-favorite, sadly it didn't quite work out
Before Pope Leo XIV took the throne of St Peter, Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa was a strong favorite among netizens for the role.
The Italian Catholic prelate in Jerusalem spurred several memes online himself over the last few days.
“If Pizzaballa becomes pope, we are officially in the Spaceballs timeline,” one said online.
Guys, if Pizzaballa would have become Pope, he would have had to change his name. Pope Capone is totally best case, here. And seriously, it really is best case. He's much like Francis, so while he's skeptical of LGBT families, and trangender folks in general(much like Francis) his focus is on the poor, not on promoting bigotry. He's also vocally against the trump orgs deportation schemes.
The trans nonsense is over, women's spaces are once again safe from intrusion by creeps.
Load More Replies...The best part about this is how cranky MAGA are over how this guy actually follows the teachings of Jesus and asks that all Catholics do the same. Just completely rips the mask off their alleged Christianity as nothing more than tribal affiliation and empty virtue signaling that’s every bit as vacuous as they claim comes from the “woke left.” Pretty sure Jesus said hypocrites are the absolute worst but, clearly, since these spiritually bankrupt charlatans don’t really care about being Christ-like, there isn’t much to say other than never, ever take them seriously about their professed “closely-held” beliefs ever again because those beliefs are apparently dependent on their toxic interpretation and selective reading of their scriptures in order to forward their own worldview.
Why does each post have a poll? Posts can be upvoted and downvoted, which is basically the same thing.
Honestly, I could have put Total Miss for all of them. They were badly executed and the ‘best’ ones were very weak. Besides, he has dual citizenship but all the Americans want to claim him solely as their own. I’ll bet he went to Peru partly to escape.
As a non-American (i.e. the rest of the world) none of this meant anything. C'mon BP! Your f.u.c.k.i.n.g Lithuanian. Why have you bought into the 'American culture or nothing' so much?
When I heard the pope had died, my first thought was, "Wow, great timing, right on Easter Monday," and my second thought was, "Soon comes the time when the most unpopular journalist in the editorial office will be voluntold to go stare at a chimney, all day, every day."
Not a bad gig. Think of all those restaurants and just expensing it all to the office.
Load More Replies...Why does each post have a poll? Posts can be upvoted and downvoted, which is basically the same thing.
Honestly, I could have put Total Miss for all of them. They were badly executed and the ‘best’ ones were very weak. Besides, he has dual citizenship but all the Americans want to claim him solely as their own. I’ll bet he went to Peru partly to escape.
As a non-American (i.e. the rest of the world) none of this meant anything. C'mon BP! Your f.u.c.k.i.n.g Lithuanian. Why have you bought into the 'American culture or nothing' so much?
When I heard the pope had died, my first thought was, "Wow, great timing, right on Easter Monday," and my second thought was, "Soon comes the time when the most unpopular journalist in the editorial office will be voluntold to go stare at a chimney, all day, every day."
Not a bad gig. Think of all those restaurants and just expensing it all to the office.
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