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The Internet could use some kindness, don't you think? We're constantly bombarded by bad news and our own real-life struggles, so a pick-me-up can't hurt now and again. We could use some kindness in real life, too. As a famous CGI movie bear once said, "It doesn't cost me anything to be kind."

This Facebook group lives by a similar motto: "Kind Humour is international and at no one's expense." It's the perfect place for your daily dose of wholesome, and we've got some memes and funny pics from the group to prove it. If you like what you see here, be sure to check out their group, where they do interactive memes, pun challenges, puzzles, and discussions!

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Kind-Sweet-Humour

Ed Luksic , WholesomeMeme Report

Mimi La Souris
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why were you late today !!??!!" - "weeeell, there was a ball..."

Annabelle
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sits in front of doggo to play for hours*

Greenmantle
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The signs says "everything" it really means "EVERYTHING".

Riley Quinn
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't always obey signs, but I would this one.

Gen X Feral
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my heart 🥰 that sign just takes it to next level preciousness

Beachbum
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww I would play ball all day with this cute little pupper if I could

weatherwitch
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a video of a dog who lives on a balcony and drops his ball for people to throw it back. He's insanely excited each time and it makes people happy too. This is another good wonderful fur baby pictured here ❤️

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    #2

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Snatched By Marvette Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is poetry. 😎

    Kathleen Stiles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is EXACTLY, what I said to myself!! Then I went to comments. Amazing Owen, thank you. Updoot to you, Sir.

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    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally feel this sentiment. Samesies.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite song has been my favourite since I watched my high school crush dance to it at our prom. He didn’t dance with me but just with some friends of his and in no way was his dancing any part skilful, but, nevertheless, I, being the introvert who doesn’t like to dance, sat by myself and watched him dance out the whole song. It’s an extremely popular love song (English) and I already liked the artist before, but ever since then that song and the artist are my favourites. (Tbh I’ve been too embarrassed to admit this out loud!)

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is beautiful, even though I did at first think it was going to be a really good ramen recipe.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you, like me, think the really good ramen recipe started by putting on the playlist?

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what cultural sharing is all about. Enrichment, not gatekeeping.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't we all mosaics of everyone we've ever loved? I certainly hope so.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 70 and have loved Indian and Chinese food for virtually all my life. In the very early sixties there were far fewer of these restaurants or take aways but my mum and dad loved trying new foods. This infuriated my Grandfather who was a traditional restauranteur. I was just a child and they would let me have an English dish but I was very soon trying and loving their food.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The playlist... does anyone else still have mix-tapes that someone else made for them a million years ago? I have no way to play them now, but it seems a sin to throw them away.

    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a mixed burned cd my ex wife gave me on our first month anniversary lol she had great taste for cool music i will forever admit💔

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a necklace I made of a former friend's earring after she lost the other. I own a bracelet that I bought to match my cousins when they moved when I was ten. Earrings bought for me by old friends and favorite relatives. Necklaces from old youth groups. Chokers left over from a 90s-themed birthday party. Rings given to me from my grandparents for Christmas. In summary, I own a fuckton of jewelry and I'll never stop collecting >:3

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    #3

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always share this when appropriate. As an EMT we were trained in suicide prevention. And, counterintuitively, one of the WORST things you can do is to tell people things like, "it's not so bad." At best, you've just lost all credibility with them. They'll think you aren't listening, that you don't understand. At worst, you can actually push them over the edge as they seek to prove just how bad it is for them. Paradoxically, the best thing you can do is to agree with them. Tell them something like, "Wow, it sounds like things have been really rough for you." Because it shows that you aren't just sweeping things under the rug or trivializing their problems. It allows you to connect. Sometimes just that connection, knowing someone else sees how tough it is and doesn't just treat them like they are weak or their problems are easy to solve, is enough. But at the very least it allows you to then redirect. (cont in reply)

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can then move on to "That's tough, and you've been doing really well making it this far. But maybe together, with my help, we can solve this one thing together, and make your burden a little less?" After that, you can help them get through their difficulties one at a time. But if you treat them like their troubles are simple, like they don't matter, then you'll never help them. You'll never make someone feel better by telling them their problems aren't so bad, or that someone has it worse.

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has a chronic pain condition (TN if you want to look it up). Some days, it's horrific, but unfortunately, if his meds don't help, all he can do is just endure it. And it's a process to accept that there's nothing I can do for him but be there while he goes through it. It's been a huge test of ourselves and marriage but I've learned to wait with him through it and tell him how I know it hurts, I know it's awful, and I'll be there all the while.

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have TN (trigeminal neuralgia). It sucks, it's nicknamed, "The Suicide Disease." When it's bad, there's not a lot anyone can do. Your husband is lucky to have you. My ex was less than sympathetic.

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    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And warm your toes on their face.

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    Kindness is a thing many of us could use nowadays. The period we're living in is probably the worst in terms of our mental health. 77% of professionals in the U.S. say they feel burnt out at work. Depression rates keep getting higher each year, too. According to a Gallup survey, 29% of Americans are living with lifetime depression. In 2015, that number was only 19%.

    The problem is many people are still embarrassed or afraid to talk about the issues they face. According to McLean Hospital, people "believe they are unworthy or should be able to control their symptoms through willpower." That's where kindness comes in -- kindness to understand each other and help each other when the going gets tough.

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    #4

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Melanie C Smith Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our neighbors suck. So I'm glad to see some good neighbors for a change.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently we went on a family trip and asked one of our neighbours to feed our cat. My whole family hasn’t been on an overnight trip together in years cause of not being able to leave our cat without food so this was the first time. Our cat is usually very avoidant of strangers. Without knowing any of this beforehand, when we asked our neighbour for the favour, she insisted that she come visit our cat before we left so that she can become friends with her. Then while we were away every time she went to feed her she called us and gave us an update of how she’s doing. She even made up her own adorable names to talk to our cat who doesn’t respond to her name. She was using those names on the many calls she made to us and now even my family uses those names. Also our cat trusted her right away!

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bin had a better date then I have had the last 10 years.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your neighbor seems fun. And a good dude too.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy treats a trash bin with that much affection, imagine how he treats other human 🥰

    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😇he took it out all right

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been on a few garbage dates myself.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she gets pregnant, I hope he will take his responsibilities

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny. You have a good neighbor.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of the Piano Guys "Happy Together". Do yourself a favor and look it up on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKC-lRhvdNY&ab_channel=ThePianoGuys

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've played geoguessr too much because the first thing my brain thought was 'oooh a bin, zoom in and see what town this is'. The answer is Perth.

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    #5

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist , thisone0verhere Report

    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the downsides of social media, I have met 8 of my closest friends online. Yes, eight. Been friends for well over two years, still talk every single day

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my time on Twitter, and BP of course, is looking at animal photos/videos without having to interact with people. It's a win-win.

    Sojourner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right. But social media also has so much misanthropy :(

    #6

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Carol Lewis Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    little gesture, biiiiiig memories ❤️

    Sarah Léon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always loved music, especially street musicians. When I was a kid, I stopped at every street musician we could meet. My parents never stopped me. I never danced but I was just like mesmerized by the music and seeing someone playing it for real. I remember one day when I was 7 ou 8, we were at a restaurant, eating outside during holydays, and a man came with his guitar to play in the street. I stopped eating and watched him. He finally saw me and came by to play. He stayed a little, all smiling, winked at me then went back in another street. I was so proud ! In my little autistic girl's head, he had played just for me !

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad's an amateur guitarist and piano player and I have so many fond childhood memories of just sitting next to him transfixed as he played his favorite songs and sang along. it still cheers me so much to hear him play those same songs I heard my whole childhood. hearing music played live is a magical thing.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to curl up on bass amps because I loved the sensation.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Celtic knee harp, the feeling I get from that as it vibrates through me is absolutely beautiful 💖

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    Why exactly do we need kindness, you ask? Well, when someone's nice or sweet to us, it has a physical effect. Kind acts decrease our blood pressure and the levels of the stress hormone cortisol. It also has an impact on our mental health. Kindness boosts our levels of serotonin and dopamine.

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    When we show kindness, our brain may also release endorphins, the body's natural painkiller, and they increase feelings of well-being. Kind acts also help us feel less lonely and more connected to others. It may even be contagious, as we might be encouraged to do good, kind acts in return.

    #7

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all look absolutely furious.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angry birds just teamed up with angry bees!

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    hungryghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody talking about the bird and the bees?

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some Xanthorrhoea (Grass trees) in my garden. When they are in flower (September) the bees love them, as do the indigenous Noisy Miner honeyeaters. Last year I watched as one of these birds made its way up the flower stalk snatching bees and dropping them on the ground. Noisy Miners are the hooligans of the bird world.

    The danish woman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's coexisting, people could learn something from this 😉

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Hummingbird with Four Bees would have been a great name for a 70's soft-rock band. (Sorry, these posts are too wholesome--I can't seem to come up with my normal sarcastic comments.)

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the bird is not hungry... :D

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bees would still be safe. Hummingbirds are nectarivores and only feed on nectar ;)

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    Ed Luksic , ryoubakvra Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember once I was at a corner when a car stopped at a light. There was a lab hanging his bead out the window. I smiled at him and met his eyes. His whole face lit up and I could see his tail start to swing from side to side. The car drove off and we were still looking at each other, I swear both of us still smiling.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've started taking my dogs with me more often nowadays. Stilgar can't sit upright for long (he has some physical issues from having distemper as a puppy), so he goes in the middle area of my van, and Fenring sits up in the passenger seat. I've honestly thought about getting a custom vinyl sticker made for the side of my van that says "If you see a dog in this window - his name is Fenring!" IMG_8679-6...d32030.jpg IMG_8679-66d693bd32030.jpg

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I know I've sat through 3 green lights, but there's a dog in the next car named Checkers.

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Checkers continues to light up the world by bringing me vicarious joy

    Zann S Massie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog started making happy noises..i looked around to see what had got his happy attention It was young Chinese girl,talking to my dog in the back seat..made two,crew very happy her and the doggle..

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sticker of a Lab's head on the window of my back seat on the driver side. Stopped at a light one day, I heard a small dog barking. Rolled down the window and saw people in next car had a small dog on their lap barking furiously at my "Lab". She was laughing and trying to tell the dog it wasn't real so I rolled the window down and he stopped.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! My sister and I saw a dog sticking their head out the car window a couple days ago. Made my whole day.

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    #9

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Comic Guru , MrsRazorRuddock Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean there are people who don't?

    MoodyGirl247
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Ok be good, I'll be back" My quaker parrot now says "ok be good" whenever one of us leaves the house

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell mine to behave, and I also tell them which one's in charge - to keep the trouble maker in line

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to give ours big chewy treats, and then sneak out quick while they were distracted. If they realized we were leaving, they would sit by the door, and sing the song of their people.

    Rick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my dog he has full run of the house, not to invite anyone over and the fridge is off limits.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bye. Love you. Be good." Every time.

    Stella D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom now lives with me. I also tell them to “be good for Nana”.

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, like I would do with every other family member.

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And I inform them which one of them is in charge until then.

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    A veteran emergency physician and the author of The Power of Kindness: Why Empathy Is Essential in Everyday Life, Dr. Brian Goldman, posits that the current world, especially the digital space, is brimming with unkindness. "I think we are getting addicted to speed, being right, fast transactions, not tuning into others," he told Chatelaine.

    #10

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Pat Garfield Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @G A - you might just need a hug my friend

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mates and I, even now after probably forty years, still greet each other with a very loud "Oi Big Nose" . Thank you Pythons.

    Bret Sander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "people don't stop playing because they get old, they get old because they stop playing" George Bernard Shaw

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife and I meow loudly in stores when we're trying to find each other.

    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry if you ever get confused because I'm there, too, and joining in.

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    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss calling Marco when I'd lose my best friend in the store and hearing his Polo 😭

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend group does this with goose calls! Honestly, I don't even recall how it started, but if we're out somewhere and get separated we know if we goose call we can find each other🤣

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this but peacock noises

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever do the "errRAWerrr! errRAWerrr! errRAWerrr!"?

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once got a musician's attention backstage despite him being surrounded by people because my dad went to the rival high school to his -- and I knew the "put-down cheer" they used to shout at sports games. 😅

    Loggers Ink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie and I do this with various meow tones 🤣

    Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I do this with the Chewbacca sound. It’s so much fun!

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    Melanie C Smith , SuitSentient Report

    SebbeBXL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to me between almost all washes 😁

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just stare at my favorite shirt-skirt combo and i'm like "nah. not worth it. i'm not wasting this shirt. i'm saving it for someone special to look at in all my glory."

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for me with my t-shirts! Today I am wearing a Christmas t-shirt with Snoopy on it because I was at home all day. Why should I waste my Skeletor shirt or a shirt with cute kittens on a day when no one else sees me?!

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also the "this day doesn't deserve a bra" days.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spend an inordinate amount of time ranking and selecting among my $4 t-shirts.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes. I really should just put them in a frame because on the rare occasions I wear my favorite T's, I'm a nervous wreck. I tend to be messy (in so many ways).

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite tee shirts displayed beautiful scenery with a face to depict Mother Nature. When it was too frayed to wear, I framed it. I still get many compliments on it 30 years later.

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    SGconcept Report

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have formal work related correspondences with someone named Peter Parker. He was our customer. You bet the urge to call him Spiderman was almost unbearable.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he was thankful that you were able to resist.

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    KT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a doctor named Kent Clark. He called himself average-man

    Falafal salad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid has a friend called Bruce Banner. Yup, everyone is very careful not to make him angry!

    kcco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My banker is called Jessica Jones. She seemed bored with the callout but I would’ve embraced it with merch all over my office

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school with someone called Wayne Bruce

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is superhero stuff but my daughters significant other is the spitting image of Van Gogh and YES, I mentioned it because the likeness is startling!

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 13 my mom dated a fellow named Kent Clark.

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a patient at a clinic I worked for whose name was Charles Brown. I couldn't help but say "So, do you go by Charlie sometimes?" He rolled up his sleeves and he had the black zig zag Charlie Brown shirt pattern tattooed on his biceps!!! I screamed!!!

    Zorro The Bus Conductor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the early eighties I knew a chef named James Bond... really! 🇬🇧

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy called Harry Christmas.

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    "[We're] criticizing or mocking people who are slower, people who talk slower or take longer to formulate their thoughts," Dr. Goldman says. "It's as if quick wit is the only prized possession and the only prized attribute for social interactions. You see so often, the quick put-downs on Twitter that slay a person and embarrass them."

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    Ed Luksic Report

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make me." just feels like... more of a Husky response...

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, husky response would be more like, "what? Sorry, I wasn't listening."

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog owners will either agree or disagree with the dog answers, but the cat answer is 100% expectedly accurate.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a similar one, and one breed (I forget which - darn) answered "You mean the thing I just ate is a light bulb?"

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that one, it's the old English sheepdog's response.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the dachshund! My dad complained once about having to change all my light bulbs and I was like "yeah I can't reach them"

    K Reed
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying I need a border collie, a German shepherd and a cat? 🤔 Sounds fair.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chihuahua: I can make a fire instead 😈

    Pheline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alaskan Malamute: the Siberian Huskies get the glory for “saving the day” by racing with the bare minimum of lightbulbs. No one thinks about the Malamutes who come next hauling crateloads of all kinds of lightbulbs and new street lamps.

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    #14

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    Ramon Del Villar Report

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the heck am i gonna convince my husband that we need to go to Scotland just to mail a letter?

    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacation there then send a postcard back. Your husband doesn't need to know the dog is the main attraction.

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    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all those saying 'UK stamps are self-adhesive'...they can still be licked. At least, US self-adhesive you could still lick. Probably would make it useless, but I'd pay a dollar to make a dog happy.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhh! He doesn't need to know that, I'd willingly play along just to see him happy.

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless Jax, lovely boy ❤️

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *starts writing letters, many, and planning a trip to Portree

    dejadru
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **adds to Scotland itinerary **

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately Fujitsu will have him locked up

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jax is stealing my joy and appreciation of a stamp. :D

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    #15

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    Marshall Tanquist , cydbeer Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you knew he was a keeper when you both first met!

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry let's clone his! We need million keepers like that in this world full of misogynists.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's love And awesome parenting too ❤️

    Nola Dorothy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang onto that husband. He's a good one.

    This need to always dunk on somebody and have a witty comeback presupposes that kindness is a weakness. Being earnest often gets conflated with being cheesy or cringy. Irony and sarcasm are the rulers of the Internet, aren't they? So why, if kindness is so good for us, do we run away from it so much?

    #16

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a super-storm we had locally a few years ago, just about evening rush-hour. The highway closed in front of the traffic, and then closed behind the traffic as well. One of the trapped vehicles was a coffee van. He apparently opened for business & made an absolute fortune. The road opened about 3 hours later & he'd sold out of everything.

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to hear of someone getting an unexpected windfall (pun unintended). 😄

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    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note self : buy an ice cream truck. 2nd Note to self: locate and or cause a traffic jam. Boom: record profits.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge tailback this weekend on a motorway following a major crash. Took much longer to clear thanks to kids playing frisbee and football. Worse by far were some people who abandoned their cars and made their way to the nearby service station.

    Janelle Collard
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his truck playing the song, so everybody knew he was there? :)

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made bank that day! 🍦

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this adorable video where a woman does exactly this because there's an ice cream truck in a traffic jam. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IRc7XqHsPz8

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    #17

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Melanie C Smith Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You taught her how to communicate that she'd like an ice cube please

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar with my dog. He had a habit of bringing in a piece of mulch to chew on. I'd trade him a small treat so I could get the wood from him. Now when he's feeling peckish, he'll go outside, pick up a bit of mulch, come inside and drop it by the table that holds the treat bowl. Then stare at me.

    Renee H.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 this is the best one by far!

    Taryn Bailey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully your fridge doesn't have the ice thing on the outside. I knew a dog that also loved ice cubes, and her people's fridge has the ice maker chute on the outside, and she would randomly go over and get herself an ice cube.

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw that coming. Had a cat I worked hard to train not to be noisy for attention. Moved back in with my parents, they thought the meows were cute. I warned them, but that damn cat trained them within a week to respond to meows with treats. Me, she rarely bothers because she knows damn well I only give treats for good behaviour. A year or so in they were completing about how loud she is! I indulged in the pleasure of being a smug a*****e for awhile before demonstrating to them what I already had demonstrated a year ago: teaching a cat not to beg for attention. WAY HARDER when it has already learned the opposite, btw.

    JJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog tried the same but I figured it out after a couple of times. Now when he steals something, I demand him to bring it back where he got it from. Then he gets a treat.

    Leslie Donsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what is it with dogs and ice cubes , My Boxers were addicted to them.

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    #18

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    Ed Luksic , kalikardashian Report

    K. V.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but did you know his real name was Francis?

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Greek mythology nerd I knew this all along

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case you should release your own dish soap called Hector. Because Hector kicked Ajax but on multiple occasions. Also Ajax ends up "unaliving" himself (which isn't great for him). Hector is of course killed by Achilles, who is then done in by Paris, who is then killed by Philoctetes. But I guess trying to market a soap with the slogan "Philoc-Titties is stronger than Paris which is stronger than Achilles which is stronger than Hector which is stronger than Ajax which is stronger than Grease", is probably not going to go over well.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knowledge a high school education gave you 66 years ago is what it’s giving me.

    Someone_from_the_Netherlands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ajax is the name of a Dutch football club. So many jokes can be made...

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a child the slogan was "It's stronger than dirt."

    Steve Purtee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But their slogan was "stronger than dirt", not "stronger than grease".

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    As Charlotte Armitage, a media and business psychologist, explained to Stylist, it's because in order to show kindness, we have to be vulnerable. "Those who go out of their way to help another are seen as weak because it appears as though they are putting the needs of someone else before their own needs," she explained.

    #19

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been more jealous in my life!

    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look on their face, they have resigned themselves to being ruled by cats.

    Leslie B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so resigned, like he wants to say 'and here we go again'

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... I bet that poor kid reeeally needs to pee...

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the little Black and White one's not getting any attention. I hope the photographer sat down next to him to remedy that.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the kid doesn't need to go to the bathroom?

    Nola Dorothy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I'd take them all home and my mother would tell me to take them back to where they came from.

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    #20

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept , doglab Report

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with house cats - a long blink is a sign of trust and love.

    Happy Onion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. And when you learn it, you start doing it to people. Lol

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    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housecats do this too. The slow blink of love!

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to use Google to figure this out when I took in my stray, Mittens. I had only ever known dogs, so there was a lot I didn't know and I didn't want to screw up. I've had her for 6 years now and I love her so much. She's sick right now, she had a negative reaction to the anesthetic for a tooth extraction and it screwed up her equilibrium. I hate that her best defense is agility and she has none right now, just walking around like she's drunk. We're told it's temporary so fingers crossed X X.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long blink with eye contact before and after, = trust and love. Long blink looking away mid blink "trust, love and leave me alone

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they can chuff which is like big kitty trilling

    Russell Bowman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chuffing is also a trait in feral cats ... right before they try to rip each other apart

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... I squinted before the doctor told me I needed glasses. Now that I wear them, am no longer happy, I guess....

    Pablo Ramos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus they sleep 18 hours a day, and are sleepy 3 more.

    Athuf Kidtab
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if there are any cat experts here, tell me doesn't a slow cat blink mean a cat's way of kissing?

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pantherines don't purr. Only felines, and only domestic felines purr their entire life.

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    #21

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    SGconcept Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an untransmutable law of the universe.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat is cat. Cannot be anything but cat.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we sent in the trainee to retrieve the wheelbarrow?

    Still Going
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not yesterday's trainee, he's... uh... so, where's the next trainee?

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    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat is a cat...is a cat, lol. If you leave things cats can sit in (which is a whole lot of things) even bobcats will sit in them. We have some bins we leave in random places on our property. They don't have any specific purpose, they're "just in case" bins, because you never know when you'll need one. We have found just about every kind of critter around here in them, or playing with them. But the bobs and TNR ferals we have are in them most often.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boundaries? Cats gotta Cat. No matter the size.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a documentary, where they offered cardboard boxes to felines of all sizes and sorts. It never failed. Same team tested mirrors on them, to find out if they would recognize themselves. IIRC only the tigers did, and one tigress was deeply examining her face. Very impressive.

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwwwww, giant fluffy kittyyyyyyy

    FloralDangerNoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lion is Sterk from Oaklawn Farm Zoo in Aylesford, Nova Scotia! Unfortunately, it closed this year after 40 years. :(

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    For other people, kindness is also not cool. According to clinical psychologist Barbara Greenberg, parents nowadays raise 'strong' children instead of empathetic kids. "In many households that is synonymous with taking care of yourself, with little emphasis on the feelings of others." She says that people perceive bad and mean characters on television as 'cool and strong.'

    #22

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Nabila Chaudhry Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go to this party for sure !!

    Ripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that sounds like a hoot! Oops, wrong bird.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booooo friends. Love this idea

    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are afraid of murder

    Tammy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would come to your Crow Party

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bringing a tiara. Anyone else?

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, OP, but you need better friends. :(

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the idea! I'd make a Crow Lord/Lady black crown to be presented as all the guests shout 'caw caw' and the winner of the crown has to host the next year's Crow Coronation.

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    #23

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    Ed Luksic Report

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the last airbender is a squirrel?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last WATER bender. Much better reviews and box office

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great photo. Perfectly time. Be proud, my friend. Think about submitting this to a Wildlife Photo contest.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SandySquirrel lookin like she’s about to summon all of her powers…

    Luisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i want to see a squirrel sequel of Matrix. This pix give me Neo vibes

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how come? is it because some human probably threw water over it to get this shot? that's probably it.

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    #24

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    Sheryl Hill Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with my pupper too XD He's 10 weeks in the left photo, 8 months in the right photo. He's a year old now and even bigger XD ) fenring_8_...cb9e3f.jpg fenring_8_months-66d6976cb9e3f.jpg

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    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it went perfectly 👌

    TMMITW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluebonnet season in Texas

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the dog and that man's hair.

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just seeing this I unconsciously went "oof"

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you squishing those beautiful flowers?

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    However, experts say that it's quite the opposite. Those who are able to show kindness can show vulnerability and don't have to hide behind barriers of sarcasm and irony. In short, they feel secure in the way they are as a person.

    #25

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic , HenpeckedHal Report

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for batteries when you've got a vivid imagination.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kids do have an immagination! Good for them both and for you!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked as a cashier a lady came with her 2 little girls. She bought 2 of the 100 g chocolate bars and gave one to each girl. I was a bit chocked, because that is a lot of chocolate for such a small child, but then the first girl held her bar to the ear and said "Hello" and the other used hers to answer the "call".

    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago

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    Talking smexy over walkie talkies Bend over Bend what? Over

    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, those are toddlers you are talking about. Maybe you should leave, and I mean right now.

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    #26

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    Baran Walter Report

    Russell Tilling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born free…as free as the wind blows…

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As free as the grass grows, born free to follow your heart . . .

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    Living Example
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet Barn Owls and Barn Sparrows were stoked when the barn was invented !

    Gwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 2 year old running away when you ask what is in their mouth!

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's in training.

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouting to the bus driver, asking them to wait.

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Outta my way, Important owl stuff to do."

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    #27

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    Ed Luksic , MadHatterMommy Report

    Pablo Ramos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entropy. Sorry. It only works one way

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fingers crossed, here's to eliminating MAGA come November. But there's still the rest of the world that's spiraling out of control. "Stop the World – I Want to Get Off"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join a cult. You'll get all the control you want and more.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the times something comes up and you have an immediate solution for it already. We just tend to recall the bad ones.

    Aunt E
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe move to a different hemisphere?

    2late4me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be counter clockwise, and you would have to go to the southern hemisphere for that. (1960s geography)

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wanting a long time for that

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    "To truly offer kindness shows a level of psychological strength and resilience which is grounded in acceptance of oneself. This level of acceptance requires a significant amount of internal strength and takes hard work to achieve," Armitage explained to Stylist. 

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    #28

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea. Cat looks happy too.

    PataSata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say rather "I'm content with what human provided. Human may live yet another day"

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    Orwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse is going to ban me from BP. I just sent him this pick, with Pleeeeeeeaaaaaazzze!

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blueprints for my new house include cat perches and walkways high up on the walls. But I've had them before and am torn. Carpet for safety but that needs vacuuming. Or bare and hazardous and still needs dusting.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thin rubber matting for traction would be enough for the little acrobats; and you only need to vacuum the shelves you can see.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't put anything he can knock off up there.

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally did something like this. She loved her window perch.

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god, curling up alone in a box beneath a sunlit window sounds like exactly what I need right now

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had a house, I redesigned the interior to accommodate all the cats and their various moods. Hidey holes for downtime, exciting vistas to peer out at during alert time.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat has already pushed everything off those shelves, I guess?

    Leslie B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the cat super highway. I love it

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    #29

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept , AgreeableGreg Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I showed this to one of my dancers (mom of two) who twisted her ankle in dance class. She agreed fully.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I twisted my ankle very badly when I was 17. Fell down, couldn't even get up for a while, the whole shebang of a really, really bad sprain. That ankle still occasionally pains me/swells up/gets sore. I am 42 XD

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    Mary August
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then again your body will never be the same after the baby-growing -task either.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure , body.. That's cool. But you're also a mess after the baby comes out."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't this the pathetic truth of the human body's fantastic abilities and it's gross inabilities.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, can I have control of the thoughts we think?

    Be Gay Do Crime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can do it in two - from the age of three months.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it almost takes as long as a full pregnancy to grow back shaved eyebrows

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then arthritis gets in there and now your ankle is crunchy again.

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    #30

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't we all love napping on the fluffiest dog we can find?!

    Lorraine Woollands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they all allow the baby to nap on them, so sweet

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo cute😍❤️

    So, let's all take a page out of the Kind Humour group and be kinder to each other. Laugh, but at nobody's expense. Enjoy conversations, but don't complain, explain (only if someone asks), correct others, swear, or overshare. That's all in their bio, so if you find this list compelling, be sure to check them out on Facebook!

    #31

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Maree Garrett Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally gave in recently and ordered one of those signs that says exactly that! It's hanging on the wall in my bathroom now, along with a printed-out and framed copy of this meme: caav2PW-66...b30047.jpg caav2PW-66d699fb30047.jpg

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    MooMooFutch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pride on that kitties face!! You can see how happy he is to be doing such a bang up job.

    WalterWhiteSavannah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unusual yet awesome cat. Any cat I've ever known would just leave shredded tp over the entire house.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paper is hanging incorrectly.....

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat waits in front of the bathroom door.. to defend me? i don't know LOL

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hihs little face in the last pic, jsut too cute !

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    #32

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Baran Walter , Kitranada Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I need time to over-think the situation, but not too much time.

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the balance where there won't be time for the excitement to wear off and impatience to enter the chat, but not so little time that it stresses me out

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    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm here, as long as the support group doesn't get too big, then I'm off home.

    Biytemii
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I need preparation time if I have to deal with people and have to be social

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too so I tend to make my excuses and refuse invitations.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start this support group NOW!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If plans are made too early, I will feign illness and cancel. On the other hand, I'm not a spontaneous person and hate surprises. There's a sweet spot somewhere in between, but it's not easily found.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, when someone just asks "Are you free on X date?" without telling me what the plans are and who will be there, first.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next hospital appointment that had to be rescheduled? Is in 10 weeks and 6 days time... I've booked in Oct 9th to start worrying and planning the bus, change for the bus, trying to remember how exactly to get in and out of the huge hospital grounds to find the dayum place.. And getting all flappy about it 🙂

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope all goes well as I can absolutely relate.

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    #33

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For your information; the store has bought doggy biscuits especially for this, as human cookies are not good for him

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! I was thinking that sugar is sooo bad for dogs.

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saw same story with a cat and a fishmonger

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post brings me joy no matter how many times I see it!

    Daniel Gómez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At last, Colombia spelled correctly!

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Doggo World, money DOES grow on trees.

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    #34

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    picture are at least 6 months apart. Look at the ears and face on the right pic, he's clearly younger

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First I thought maybe you grabbed the wrong dog, but there's no mistaking that expression

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you just signed up to give the dog a bath... have fun

    2late4me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with children, the level of dirt indicates the amount of fun.

    Bianca
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like it was a great day :-)

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like pupper had Funnnnnnnn

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    #35

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Melanie C Smith Report

    Certainly not Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to go rock climbing we had a bar towel we dried our boots with before climbing a route. It was called “the towel of destiny”, I’ll pop it in the post

    Zann S Massie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One must have all the correct equipment...

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its the infinity bed and instead of the snap you do the yawn

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    #36

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Nabila Chaudhry Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am using this word tonight.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Fuldans* in Swedish. (Ugly dancing). https://youtu.be/tN05j0uS1PI?t=24

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elaining https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsl3IBAsEH4

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balter is sure shorter than "a full body dry heave set to music"

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone wanna go baltering with me?!

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaand another new word learned 😊

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Herriott said that Yorkshire farmers used the word to describe mud and debris caked on hoofs. Watching a horse move around with baltered feet might evince the same conclusion.

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ding ding ding!!! THIS Woohoo! I am seen!

    Sojourner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, I didn't know this was a thing, tooooo.

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    #37

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Susan Wadel Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OMG, you're in the water! It's getting all over you!! Do something!!!"

    Orwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a kitty that used to get between the shower curtain and the liner. She would then scream at me, get on her hind legs, and reach to lean on me with her front paws. I shall not get wet, but I will save you! Such love!

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not terror, it's common sense: "Are you CRAZY?!?"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several of my cats would torment me during a shower. Clawing and climbing the curtain, getting water all over the floor. Fun times.

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a pair of Siameseses who do that.

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just making sure you don't doze off and sink under the water.

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    #38

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look says “I know where you keep your shoes”.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a husky and im betting they're not too thrilled with the props. Then again all dogs have thier own personality regardless of breed traits.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Costumes/clothes aren't a good choice for EVERY pet, no, but SOME pets do actually *enjoy* wearing them. My dog Stilgar was very sick as a puppy (distemper), so we had to put him in sweaters to keep him warm. He quickly realized that all the staff at the vets would fuss over him and give him tons of attention when he was wearing a sweater. Now he LOVES wearing clothing/costumes because he knows darn well people will ooh and ahh over him XD He will actually refuse to go for a walk unless I put his baseball cap on. I keep it on its own hook and he'll actually shove his head into it when I bring it over to him. If costumes are not kept too long on a pet and aren't too tight/small/hurting the animal, and they allow it, dressing up a pet is fine. It hurts literally no one. stillyhat-...9e95b1.jpg stillyhat-66d69cc9e95b1.jpg

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep humiliating me. But one of these days, you will regret your choices.

    Panda'sMom
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So help me, Joe .....

    P1 No-Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a picture of myself around 4yo looking very similar.

    nana theater
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna complain because this is so old, but i can't because it makes me laugh so hard anytime I see it!

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    #39

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Baran Walter Report

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've eaten one??? I'm so jealous!!! I've been trying to find somewhere to buy Canada Geese meat.... or ... befriend a hunter or something? Just very very curious. Yes. I wish to know what evil tastes like?

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owls are NOT wise. Their eyes are so big they take up most of the space inside their skull. They actually have tiny brains. (Zoologist here; we always laugh when someone says "wise" when referring to owls).

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our owls are definitely not wise, we have a few barred owls here that are completely bonkers, there are probably others as well. One always forgets where the opening to the loft is, so he hits the side of the building. We had him looked at by a specialist the last time because it looked like a very rough hit (and he'd had many before, lol). She said his eyesight, development, etc..are all in tip top shape. He's just going 1mph in the front and 100mph in the rear sometimes. In his defense, he's a great mouser, even when discombobulated.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gaggle of geese have moved several blocks up the street causing mayhem in front of the building I live in. Cars are screeching to a halt and the old folks are terrified of them. Me? I have corn in my pocket. They let me through.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese are better watchdogs than dogs

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are free-range turkeys. I was late to a wedding because turkeys wouldn't let us cross the street.

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    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese are horrifying. How do you fight them? They have no arms, charge and flap at you. What human response works in this situation? Flee!! Flee for your life!

    realenancy170
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geese down makes great pillow stuffing

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian Geese = Murder Honks... I'd rather face a lion head on!!! 😄

    Terry Rex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing good to say about geese. They DO tend to be a bit crazy

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    #40

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Ripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it - they're all equally adorable . . . 😁

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me so long to find the flurf that's slightly flurfier then the other flurfs.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the right most one. The fur is slightly lighter.

    Lola Donathan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a CUTIE! you have such an adorable dog!

    Jeffrey Diehl
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counting from the left, it is number 5.

    Lucinda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... the third to the right...?

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    #41

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist Report

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how often I see this picture, I fall in love with this cute lil' face all over again 😻😻😻

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED this blanket. I mean.. my cat needs it.

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that blankie for myself, that is so cute.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'MUM. MUM. MUM. MUM LOOK. LOOK. MUM. MUM. IS ME. MUM. MUM LOOK. MUM. LOOK MUM.'

    #42

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Baran Walter Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hee hee--i read this comment in D**k Van Dycke's cockney accent. I just realized that this sentence is gonna get the c**p censored out of it....

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    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    british cats tend to do that i guess

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what do you expect from a cat named OLIVER

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Oliver. Most kind.

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, it does kinda look like a rat...

    Miss Teri
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to bring me washing up sponges, and moss. He was slightly weird bless him.

    affogato
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “we love oliver.” We say in unison

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old cat Cookie used to bring me empty crisp packets she'd huntereded! I always gave her a thank you cuddle for them! 😄

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the limit of that one ginger braincell.

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    #43

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Xandria Elizabeth Report

    dog pride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pure bread from the bakery:)

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    #44

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Sheryl Hill Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, this is so true. Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita!

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was no King Angela of Gondor! Maybe you're thinking of Rohan?

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain can not remember names at all. You can introduce yourself to be and 5 minutes later BAM, my brain throws the name in the bin, its gone forever.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the name of every single dog in my extended neighborhood. I cannot remember my next-door neighbors' names. I have lived here three years. I know their dog's name is Bella, though.

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's 'cause you got a song - give Dan a song and you'll remember his name too.

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I say i'm terrible with names, I mean that in a few minutes, I can memorize the names of all twenty people at this party, but by tomorrow, i'll remember three of them at best

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's all the dogs in the neighborhood Vs their owners

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I remember people as "Aki's dad", "Milo's mom", etc. XD

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I say I'm terrible with names I mean that unless there's a song about you, I will forget you.

    Lucinda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember the names of the former Tallest, the Irkin hierarchy, the complete biology of an Irkin, their history and more... BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT HALF OF THE PEOPLE I MEET NAMES ARE!!!

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    #45

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Melanie C Smith Report

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that has to be the cutest, cheekiest little face I've seen all day 😍

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gasp* He looks like Snowy!! (From Tintin)

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't say yogurt near my black cat

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did we all just make the face? I sure did.

    Ryn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s darling! ❤️❤️❤️

    #46

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic , Michael Pankratz Report

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute nope. Nope with vigor and alacrity

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    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the feet of a mexican red knee tarantula - held one a couple of times and was amazed at how soft their feet were walking across my hand and how warm

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to know. Now use those paws to leave my house.

    S P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could travel back to 2 minutes ago, before I knew this

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! Am not a big fan of spiders. But I once was in a pace where ppl keep them as pets. Those spiders are so big they're like weird little fluffy dogs or something. I almost wanted to pet their fluffy little bodies.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarantulas are so large that they barely seem like spiders to me. They don't even trigger my instinctive "flinch" reflex the way a smaller arachnid or insect will XD

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the word spider and was like nope!

    Tess Finley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this explains the angeldust toe beans

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    #47

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist , ilovebooksandmaybeyou Report

    Jmac b
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always referred to this as "glazing." When you're eyes glaze over in a deep steady view at the distance which puts you into a lovely dead eyed trance that no one knows you are experiencing but you, and you just go with it because deep down its probably your body's form of meditation.

    M H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Southern Germany we call it "ins Blause gucken" so to stare into the Blue..

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stierpunkt", which unfortunately has nothing to do with Stier (bull)

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house we call it "channel zero".

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter calls this disassociating

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The German language has a word for everything.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing this and when interrupted I've said im spacing out, don't bother me for a minute.

    Viking Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norway we call it sheep stare 🐑

    Cora Han
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful when you do this. I came back to find myself inadvertently "staring" at someone's privates!

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    #48

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist Report

    Nikolaj Christensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's in the bag! I repeat: The cat's in the bag!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are my treats?! You said you were getting me some.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stand seeing small animals in plastic bags. I have a fear that they will get entangled and suffocate.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a bakers dozen of floofs

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so unfair that OP doesn't tell which store, so that I can go and get a kitty too.

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    #49

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um cutest idea in the whole wide. Like even if the leg was repairable why pass up an opportunity to do this anyway.

    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except..... Can't. Reach. Crutches. **topples over anyway**

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's toughing it out.

    #50

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic , daniel_barker Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bird looks like it is having flashbacks.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he looks like he is doing advanced math to figure out how many friends he'll need to get that baguette back to his nest.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was pillow. I was going to say, “Nice nest,”

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's calculating what it will take to get this back to the nest.

    #51

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I have the same "expert" at home 😜

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rules are the rules ~ And the facts are the facts ~ And when the cheese drawer opens ~ You've got to pay the tax

    #52

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Jody Feggins Report

    #53

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Jonathan Edward Durham Report

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes... the pebbles. I remember watching that documentary - and I forever remember Attenborough's voice stating that when a particularly artless/slow penguin can't find good pebbles... they turn to a life of crime, nicking pebbles from other's collections. I still find it funny.

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read that sometimes female penguins trade sex for pebbles. Smart ones take the pebble and leave before the male has a chance to mate 😄

    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some female penguins will have sex to obtain pebbles they particularly want.

    #54

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is edible at least once.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no. At least twice. Once the first time around, and twice for after you poop it out. Gotta eat it again - and the poop - just in case it's edible THIS time. Signed, someone who has a puppy XD

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    Andi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you also learn the difference between eatable and edible

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works with a toddler too. 🤣

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    #55

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Thomas Owens Report

    Kilgore-V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I live with someone like that, except with cats

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Mr Auntriarch's response would be "greyhound or whippet?"

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been known to stop mid-sentence when I am talking to someone as a passenger in cars and just ogle pedestrians walking by. I'm ogling their dogs, of course. Couldn't care less about the people XD

    #56

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Snatched By Marvette Report

    Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain how this is working? I can't for the life of me figure it out.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two cats. One is in the box, the one that's not in the box its head is at an angle where it's not visible in the photo

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    #57

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two for the price of one.

    #58

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist Report

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error 404: Braincells not found.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a big boy. I have a 13 yo husky and thier hips are the first to go so a bit of a healthier weight will do a lot of good. Sweeeetie.

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, she's gonna sing, any minute now

    #59

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being a woman in a subway. I would totally scream if someone licked my elbow.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've screamed too. Not to mention I'm 1000 % a cat-person and don't want dog slobber on me...

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this. I would have loved to have seen it happen.

    #60

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some things seem to never get done. I'm looking at you dirty dishes in the sink 😠

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even when you do them they need to be done again. Stupid dishes.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change the date on the list.

    #63

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic sibling behaviour!

    Renee H.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of my 2 daughters when they were children.

    #64

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Jessica Ray Herrman Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's regret for taking things too seriously, trying too hard and focusing on the wrong things - and not having the energy to say 'yes' - or the foresight at just how quick time really does go. So now they get to do for the g'kids what they would've like to have done for you.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived with my grandmother while I was attending college, and I can tell you there is a HUGE difference between just visiting Grandma and actually living with her.

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I'd get this for myself

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she doesn't put the fan on.....or maybe that was her devious plan all along.

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    #65

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Melanie C Smith Report

    #66

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks.. my brain didn't brain enough to get it

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    #67

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist Report

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for my human to get done so she/he gets done so it can give me attention.

    #68

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    SGconcept Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marley, Past, Present, Future

    ImATotalTina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i saw the muppet version too many times, and I was about to say “so.. 5?”

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    Northlander72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is correct when you really think about it. Or five, if your choice falls on the Muppet version.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All choices should fall on the Muppets version.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely four: Marley is a ghost too. Your office sucks and they OWE you!.

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they want the answer to be three they should specify ghosts of Christmas

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five in the Muppet version, don't forget Jacob's brother, Robert Marley

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    #69

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Emi&Bless Life Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another word to add to my vocabulary.

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spuddling and pebbling take up the best part of my day

    Amanda Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I call it "piddling"... Same definition 😁 also my life 😂

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, at least, i'm paid for it....

    Happy Onion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with some expert spuddlers

    #71

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have special swear words to use when attempting to remake the bed.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I long ago gave up on beds in general; remaking the bed was one of the reasons XD I sleep on a Japanese futon on the floor now and just whomp a regular sheet over it (it also has a zip-on cover.)

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could just as easily go top right, unless you have a triangular bed.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to stop buying those quantum sheets!

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It once took two of us 30 minutes to sort out a black plastic bag because we had to bend the laws of physics

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goblin - our tripaw kitty - loooooves changing sheet day so I'm pretty sure he has something to do with the extra corners.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! Someone who shares my passion!

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does an inspector come to check that that label is at the lower left and not at the upper right? Does it change how the bed feels? Are we over-thinking a bit?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy watching people fold a fitted sheet for the same reason I like to watch a magician saw his assistant in half. I know that neither is possible in real life, but I enjoy seeing someone trying to create the illusion.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had an accident when I was 18 and he sustained catastrophic brain damage. We decided to take care of him at home and had a full-on hospital-type bed with rails. I was one of his primary caregivers and was often the only one watching him during the day. He would wet the bed sometimes (even though he wore diapers and we used a urinal on him) so I'd often be changing the bed a couple of times a day/doing laundry. I used to struggle with folding the fitted sheets. One time I looked over at my dad sitting in his wheelchair waiting while I remade his bed. He was watching me. When he saw me looking at him, he laughed at me. I handed him the sheet and jokingly said "Okay, YOU do it." He looked at me, chuckled, and just wadded it into a ball with his good hand (he couldn't move his right arm/hand much.) So that was how I folded the fitted sheets from then on. XD When my mom got mad, I just told her that Dad had shown me how to fold them. I agree, it's impossible to actually do it XD

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    Amanda Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perks of having a regular king sized bed is the sheets are exactly square and so they go whatever way you want them to go.

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    #72

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    GrammyBeth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A banana for scale!

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh! What was he thinking?

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife never lets me forget one I shared with her...she and my daughter wrecked my truck and were repairing the front end with bobby pins. She refuses to drive it as a result. At least I don't have to re-position the seat if she did...&%$#*! smurf!

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent the better part of a day mad at the man I was already married to. In my dream, he said the only way he would marry me was in a parking lot. I was angry because my dress was too nice for a parking lot. He kept saying, "It was a dream, I didn't say it," but it felt so real. It took awhile for me to let that go.

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    #75

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that kid is on to something! We can't dismiss something before we try it!

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s allowing her kids to make their own decisions. I think that’s pretty good parenting.

    Chris Ulm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fruit and veggies in the same meal? Sounds like a toddler parenting win.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomatoes are a fruit.. so just fruit.. lol

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For school meal purposes, that's one serving of fruit and one of vegetable, so doing well.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as your toddler doesn't put it on hot dogs, you're doing fine as a parent.

    #76

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot express how amazing this is.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all the passengers, there's always one

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, I'm using the wrong airline.

    Sven Petersson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play the Warhammer 40,000 miniature wargame. This is spot-on for the Adeptus Mechanicus (a technology-worshipping cargo cult).

    #77

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's had a little work done, who are we to judge?

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one may be plastic, but the live ones will do this. Nothing like waking up to a five foot gator in your kitchen!

    Caia Calabrese
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always a bad idea because thieves can use them. You wouldn't imagine the little spaces those criminals used to enter homes.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mean to be a literalist (well, I do, cause I am), but get one of those pet doors that opens in response to a collar-chip.

    Renee H.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I'd wet my pants if I were on the receiving end of that!

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    #79

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, his imagination seems intact to me.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him some magic beans so he can trade for it back.

    #80

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Marshall Tanquist Report

    ToastedFroggy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....but then you realize it is the perfect excuse to go home! No good time will ever outweigh being home with my pupper!

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . and probably peeing on something.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this on vacation every year.

    #81

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Ed Luksic Report

    #84

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    POPGarage Report

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is or was, an underwater bike race that took place in Wales UK. I wonder if this was a competitor

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    #86

    Kind-Sweet-Humour

    Victoria Ahmer Report

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm..the container says "fresh peeled garlic"

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on a dang minute. Are you saying that people on the Internet tell lies about things they've said or done? I'm outraged. Never using it again.

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    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, 1 to 2 garlic cloves doesn’t sound like enough for any recipe. 1 or 2 bulbs, yes.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them in anyway. There is no such thing as too much garlic.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chop them up nice and fine. In a skillet, put some oil. I use a bit of olive for flavor, and canola since its healthier for the bulk. Toss in the chopped garlic, saute until soft. Off heat, throw in a bunch of cherry tomatoes. I like the 'sugar bomb' brand, very flavorful. Lightly coat in lowry's seasoned salt. A squirt of lemon juice. Some rosemary, basil and thyme. Salt and pepper. A dash of celery salt. And last, just a hint of cayenne. Not enough to make it spicy, just enough to make the rest pop. Cook until the tomatoes soften, but not turn to mush. Makes a great side dish, and can be served hot or cold.

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put salt and a little bit of oil on them. Then in the oven they go. Roast them until brownish and enjoy. Yum!!!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's maybe too much garlic even for me...

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win-win. Roasted garlic is yummy!

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what weird recipe would that be ? None of them were suspicious ? okay, after a quick, here's a bunch of "stories" with that picture. https://lens.google.com/search?ep=gsbubb&hl=fr&re=df&p=AbrfA8rKvEoO5XaNGQgj2P4ltEbvqk6YNjWQcwaCc8WDm3SmyzTrpCwICyEhQnCLM0goVtxHfkGf0fzu-sdu_lwYkU_rHrX7EhAM7E1H0jbFV6mjI77Ox8DvSTMiCiDtGm59u4vWSC3RWitEUnHjL_2u7wIjvT1FJdAN2SpP4aTsPBksM9HPrmPqlooAXRc7Ok9PYlPYkNY6myCvrQ%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsIkVrY0tKR1F4TjJabFltUmtMVEpqTW1JdE5EY3laQzA0TWprekxUTmxOemM1TXpWbU1qZ3hZeElmU1RaUlQzWlZWbEkzZFRSVFRVbG5SM0JuU1V4dVVEQkpkMU0wTTBkNGF3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxbW251bGwsbnVsbCwiaXAtMTgiXSxbIjJiZGE0MDE4LWJjNTItNDQxMi04NTVkLTc5ZGE4YTAzZThjNCJdXSxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxbbnVsbCxudWxsLFtdXSxbIjJiZGE0MDE4LWJjNTItNDQxMi04NTVkLTc5ZGE4YTAzZThjNCJdXQ==

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