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The Seed Of Modern Anti-Intellectualism Was Planted Throughout America On The Backs Of Talk-Radio And Fox News.

Rich Conservative Yt Men Have Everything They Want In This Country, But They Cry And Complain As If They’re The Most Victimized People On The Planet.

Tradwives Who Want To Also Become Boss Babes Are So Funny To Me Because They Try So Hard To Ignore The Glass Ceiling And Blend In “With The Guys” Until They Get Mercilessly Bullied By The Same Angry Misogynists They Were Trying To Impress

This Whole “Tylenol Causes Autism” Scam Will One Day Be Revealed As A Much Larger Scheme To Profiteer Off Sick Americans.

Ice Just Raided An Apartment Building In Chicago While The 95% Black Residents Were Asleep. Ice Zip Tied The Children, Forced Them Out Of The Building While They Were Completely Undressed, And Detained Them For Hours. Pure Nahtzee Behavior

From An “Improving Civilization" Perspective, It Will Always Be Better For Your Society To Lift Up Everyone’s Standard Of Living So No One Has To Be Hungry, Unhoused, Or Unfulfilled.

The Bible Is No Longer A Religious Book For Maga, It's A Giant Mad Libs Page Where Right Wingers Can Change And Edit The Text Of The Bible To Fit Whatever Goofy Xenophobic Narrative They've Been Told To Adopt. No Original Thoughts. No Critical Thinking. Just Pure Mush For Brains And An Unquenchable Thirst For The Boot

We Should Have A Rule That Prevents Anyone From Buying 2nd And 3rd Homes If There Are Also Unhoused People In Your Neighborhood. No One Should Have Extra When So Many Have Nothing At All

It’s The Same Reason People Can Be Lifelong Fans Of Star Wars And Star Trek And Still Be Massive Bootlickers.

People Who Idolize Christopher Columbus Are Truly Telling On Themselves Because What Do You Mean You Adore Someone Who Enslaved People And Stole Indigenous Children To Be Abused By His Fellow Conquistadores?

If The Supreme Court Slashes A Key Component Of The Voting Rights Act That Helped Prevent Racial Discrimination In Voting, Southern States Will Redraw Their Districts, Devalue Black Votes, And Essentially Make It Impossible For Progressive Black Politicians To Ever Rise Up

It Doesn’t Matter If It’s Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Aoc, Or Zohran Mamdani — It Is Our Job To Criticize The Politicians We Support. They Are Elected Officials Who Represent Us. They Are Not Celebrities That We “Protect At All Costs.”

Key Term: Basic Health Coverage. You Could See A Doctor Or Dentist For The Most Basic Check-Up Or Procedure, But The Minute They Print You The Pricing Sheet And You See Those High Costs, You’ll Feel Like You’re Financing A New Vehicle And Not Getting A Routine Teeth Cleaning

If Women Wanted Real Gender Equality They'd Have To Start Leaving Skidmarks On Their Undies, Shooting Up More Schools, Harassing More Of Their Employees, And Increasing Their Unsolicited Dms By Like 2,00%. Come On Ladies, Step It Up!

4lfred reply
I’m a server in a luxury hotel restaurant.
My coworker had a 10-top, and the guy who organized it was being a [jerk] the whole service.
When it came time to pay the bill, not only was he rude to rest of the staff about how he needed to pay so they could leave, he acted as though we had done him wrong by not accepting his payment in a timely manner.
His card gets declined and he has to ask his guests to cover the bill 😂.

echo_lo reply
Not my story but my mom's. Apparently when she was a young lass, there was a girl at school who was always a major [jerk] to her. Hated my mom for whatever reason and always made fun of her. Fast forward to my mom as a college aged woman now dating a guitarist from Bob Marley's band, out at a bar with him getting a drink. Dude goes to the bathroom and said [jerk] from back in the day comes up to my mom and says, "OMG, did you see who is here?!" At that moment, dude comes and puts his arm around my mom and says "hey babe, what's happening?" She said the look on that girl's face was priceless.

anon reply
This is one of my favourite stories to tell. So, when I see a thread about karma, I can hardly resist sharing this one.
I went to a small school, of about 80 students. In my class there was 12. Although our numbers were small, we still had the classic bully archetype. Let's call him Christopher. Christopher was one of those kids who felt like he could do whatever he wanted to anyone else, and he would be absolved of all blame if he finished his routine with "It's just a joke". Basically, he was a grade-A [jerk].
Enter the second major character. There was also a mentally challenged kid in our class. Let's call him Todd. Now, Todd was fond of asking questions. It was just his own way of obtaining information. I know this might sound bad, but we got annoyed with him pretty soon. Hey, we were just kids.
Now although Todd annoyed us, we still all looked after him, and made sure nobody gave him [a hard time]. He was one of us, sometimes that was a good thing, sometimes a bad thing.
The Karmic incident in place took place once when we were the oldest year in the school. We basically ruled the school, and naturally this power would go to our heads. And it corrupted nobody quite as much as Christopher.
We were playing rounders, (kind of a UK baseball) practicing for an upcoming competition. Split up into two teams, and made play each other. I was kinda mad because Todd was on my team, and as you can imagine, he wasn't the most athletically gifted. Picture Kermit The Frog trying to Run the 110m hurdles. THAT unathletic.
We were losing, due in no small part to the other teams superior members. I had lost interest, and only gave lackluster hits when it was my turn. Then it was Todd's turn. I watched, just to see how it would go. And I looked at the other team. Christopher was pitching the ball.
He wasn't even giving Todd a chance. He'd throw the ball at his feet, and burst out laughing with his team. Babe Ruth couldn't have done a thing with those kind of throws. It went on for 3 minutes.
Eventually his own team got sick of him, and told him to give a decent throw so Todd could strike out and the game could progress.
He throws it, and Todd braces himself. We're all watching by now. Todd has tears in his eyes, the kind of thing humiliation does to someone like that. And as the ball draws closer, the world moved in slow motion for me.
WHACK. Todd didn't just hit the ball with the bat, he anhilated it. The Bang was heard all over the school.
So what does a ball do when it's met with a force like that? I don't know for sure, but in this case it went back towards Christopher at Mach Speed. I didn't even see the ball on it's way back. It was like a bullet from a pistol.
When it got to Christopher, it hit him squarely in the eye. He fell down, out cold.
One of his friends helped him inside, while the rest of us, both teams, cheered and laughed.
We lifted Todd on our shoulders, and gave him a heroes support.
He was no longer just Todd.
He was Todd, the destroyer of [jerks].

BoardingBrownie reply
When I was in first grade, my class had recess and this bully pushed me to the ground. I fell and was about to go off on the kid when this 4th grader came over lifted the kid up and took the kid over to the principal.

rnilbog reply
When I was a kid, we visited Montreal. I had gotten a hockey puck as a souvenir. While we were in our hotel, my sister decided to mess with me by hiding it. I got mad and yelled in my high pitched voice "GIVE ME BACK MY HOCKEY PUCK!" before smacking her in the head with a pillow. Guess where she had hidden it.

anon reply
My cheating ex has become impotent. The kind of impotence where even a needle directly in the dingus won't help. It's glorious.

Evening-Station4833 reply
Some teenage dudes throwing pebbles at the gorilla at the San Diego zoo...gorilla threw back with a fresh handful of [feces], right in the dudes face. My dad, the Marine, peed his pants laughing. Glorious!

AriasK reply
I'm a teacher. In my country, all teachers get paid a set amount by the government that goes up the longer you're a teacher. There's different rates for extra responsibilities, relief, part time full time etc. In my first year, I worked at a really toxic school (staff were toxic, students were awesome). I was doing a mixture of relief and part time regular hours. They weren't paying me properly. They were only paying me for time I was actually teaching when they should have paid me for some non teaching hours since I'd often have classes at opposite ends of the day. I hard an argument at the time and was basically told, you're new, you don't understand the pay system, if you're going to complain we'll stop giving you hours. That was 10 years ago. A few weeks ago I got an email from the ministry of education. They had done an audit of that school, dating back to 2012, and found they'd been paying teachers incorrectly for relief work. I got a gigantic back pay.

The Bible Is No Longer A Religious Book For Maga, It's A Giant Mad Libs Page Where Right Wingers Can Change And Edit The Text Of The Bible To Fit Whatever Goofy Xenophobic Narrative They've Been Told To Adopt. No Original Thoughts. No Critical Thinking. Just Pure Mush For Brains And An Unquenchable Thirst For The Boot

Ice Just Raided An Apartment Building In Chicago While The 95% Black Residents Were Asleep. Ice Zip Tied The Children, Forced Them Out Of The Building While They Were Completely Undressed, And Detained Them For Hours. Pure Nahtzee Behavior

It’s The Same Reason People Can Be Lifelong Fans Of Star Wars And Star Trek And Still Be Massive Bootlickers.

Rich Conservative Yt Men Have Everything They Want In This Country, But They Cry And Complain As If They’re The Most Victimized People On The Planet.

If The Supreme Court Slashes A Key Component Of The Voting Rights Act That Helped Prevent Racial Discrimination In Voting, Southern States Will Redraw Their Districts, Devalue Black Votes, And Essentially Make It Impossible For Progressive Black Politicians To Ever Rise Up

If Women Wanted Real Gender Equality They'd Have To Start Leaving Skidmarks On Their Undies, Shooting Up More Schools, Harassing More Of Their Employees, And Increasing Their Unsolicited Dms By Like 2,00%. Come On Ladies, Step It Up!

Tradwives Who Want To Also Become Boss Babes Are So Funny To Me Because They Try So Hard To Ignore The Glass Ceiling And Blend In “With The Guys” Until They Get Mercilessly Bullied By The Same Angry Misogynists They Were Trying To Impress

It Doesn’t Matter If It’s Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Aoc, Or Zohran Mamdani — It Is Our Job To Criticize The Politicians We Support. They Are Elected Officials Who Represent Us. They Are Not Celebrities That We “Protect At All Costs.”

Key Term: Basic Health Coverage. You Could See A Doctor Or Dentist For The Most Basic Check-Up Or Procedure, But The Minute They Print You The Pricing Sheet And You See Those High Costs, You’ll Feel Like You’re Financing A New Vehicle And Not Getting A Routine Teeth Cleaning

People Who Idolize Christopher Columbus Are Truly Telling On Themselves Because What Do You Mean You Adore Someone Who Enslaved People And Stole Indigenous Children To Be Abused By His Fellow Conquistadores?

The Seed Of Modern Anti-Intellectualism Was Planted Throughout America On The Backs Of Talk-Radio And Fox News.

From An “Improving Civilization" Perspective, It Will Always Be Better For Your Society To Lift Up Everyone’s Standard Of Living So No One Has To Be Hungry, Unhoused, Or Unfulfilled.



























