Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.
So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.
Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.
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You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?
The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.
My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.
It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads
How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.
I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.
I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.
There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.
How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.
I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.
I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out
If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
Is it possible to forward calls directly to the police? Asking for a friend
Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.
Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.
FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?
Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.
I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)
People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.
That's why it's good to have a dog to share them with.
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Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett
I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things
If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.
"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."
Introvert: "Right, and pros?"
You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.
There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.
Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?
Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.
Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity?
I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though
Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.
What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.
Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.
The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.
I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.
Two introverts walk into a room.
One leaves.
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.
Phone? Why? Can't you just text me? Or Whatsapp me? Why do you need to TALK!!
How to spot an introvert in a crowd?
Please don't.
The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.
What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.
But then you can't say you didn't know the time when they ask why you didn't go
That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.
Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Attention!
I'm such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper.
If there really were an Introvert Club, would we even hold any meetings or would we all just mutually agree to say we're going to go, then cancel at the last minute?
One time I talked to someone for twenty minutes so now I know how exhausted someone feels after running a marathon.
Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"
I'd rather be hanging out with my cat right now.
Every room is an escape room when you’re an introvert.
I wish my neighbors weren’t so friendly.
Please don't start talking to me just because we're sitting next to each other.
It was cool being an introvert till the government started telling everybody to do it. Now I wanna go outside.
Gets unexpected calls. Doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared.
I'll only go if I can leave whenever I want to.
Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant: "Incorrect, but thank you!"
What introvert say when he is run out of believable excuses to cancel plans?
"Oh my God. I have to fake my death."
Does anyone actually know what you should do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?
Sorry, can’t talk. I talked to two people yesterday.
I saw people through the window today. That’s enough social interaction.
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Actually it's battery operated and already screwed in, it just needs time alone to recharge.
The First Rule of Introvert Club is Don’t speak.
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, they wait until you're gone.
How to make an introvert go crazy?
Put them in a room with really friendly strangers.
The fastest things on ear: cheetah, airplane, speed of light, introverts giving a presentation.
Extrovert: Dances like nobody is watching.
Introvert: Leaves the party like nobody is watching.
Not sure if I'm awkward because of situation or situation is awkward because of me.
"Sorry, I'm late. Nothing happened, I just really didn't want to come."– Jessica Pan
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
So an introvert throws a party for introverts.
Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.
I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.
You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.
In a conference I asked the crowd: “All the introverts raise the hand.”
Nobody raised their hand.
I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.
It's an inside joke.
An introvert walks into a bar.
Bartender: What’ll it be, buddy?
Introvert: Pitcher of beer. To go.
When your friends invite you to go out with them, you know you ain't going, but you act interested anyway.
"Maybe if I hurry I can make it from the bathroom to my bedroom before my roommates see me.”
So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"
At least the party is less scary because it's close to my apartment.
What was the first thing the introvert did when he was shipwrecked on a desert island? He started writing his thank-you note to the shipping line.
How do you know when an introvert is going to kill themselves?
They start talking to people.
What did the introvert say when his girlfriend took his hand and asked him to cuddle on the couch?
"Why must it be a group activity?"
Why aren't there any introverted terorists?
They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
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I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.
I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
Load More Replies... I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.
I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)
