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Before the internet, many folks could go to sleep happily sure that their neighbors and other random people around the world were, by and large, quite rational and normal. The internet has revealed that, in reality, some folks are just very strange.
We’ve gathered some of the most bizarre, random and just weird examples of things people have asked netizens online. So get comfortable, prepare to raise your eyebrows in concern, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments below.
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#1
Well Then
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#2
What Is It With Parents And Their 14 Yr Olds Stuffed Animals
Upstaged75 10 months ago
I am indeed 50 and still sleep with stuffed animals. I use them as support pillows. Plus I think they're cute.
It probably shouldn’t come as a surprise to more veteran internet users that people are, sometimes, pretty strange. Furthermore, these folks will often not even know that they are a bit weird and are perfectly happy to share their thoughts, ideas and questions, no matter how unhinged, online. But the truth is, it’s been like this since there even was an internet.
In the early days of the internet, when you logged on with that screeching dial-up, you didn’t just find useful information or friendly communities. You discovered how bizarre people could be when nobody was watching.
#5
Just Your Standard Postage Question
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Fan mail does not go to the star's home. They have people to handle it.
#6
Oof Ow My Privacy
Chat rooms quickly became breeding grounds for trolls who hid behind anonymous handles to hurl insults or spread conspiracy theories, turning what should have been casual conversation into a minefield of hostility and paranoia. Conversely, the internet also gave people who never had to deal with pushback an opportunity to share their ideas to millions with the protection of anonymity.
#7
She Should Be Proud And Supportive
Robyn Harris 10 months ago
How and why does she have access to her adult son's bank account?!?!
#8
This Is Incredibly Disgusting, And Also Child Abuse
#9
Can You Even Go Back To Normal Life After What You've Done???
Personal web pages, once intended as simple online diaries, morphed into cluttered nightmares of blinking GIFs, auto-playing MIDI jingles, and bold declarations that “YOU MUST SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!” It wasn’t artful quirkiness so much as an overwhelming a*****t on your senses, leaving you desperate for a clean, uncluttered screen. Try looking up a 90s or an early 2000s webpage if you are curious.
#10
Insane
#11
All Women Were Lesbian Before The Invention Of Baby Bottles And Formula!
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Sir, your daughter may become a lesbian because of the image you give her of males.
CalmAndCollected 10 months ago
... what?.... You should not be allowed to have children...I mean.... What....? WHAT?.... How did you make it to adulthood?... And how did you convince a girl to have s*x with you....and marry you!?? What!!!?
Chuck 10 months ago
You don't sound "CalmAndCollected", but in this instance, you get a pass. 🙂
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Baghag 10 months ago
You are putting s*x into the equation when your baby doesn’t even know what that is. Women’s breasts produce milk to feed your children, male or female and that is it. Whether your daughter ends up lesbian has nothing to do with breastfeeding. She won’t even remember being breastfed. You maybe should get some counseling because believe me this is nothing compared to when your daughter starts developing breasts. You can’t think of her being a sexual being because that function doesn’t exist in her world right now.
Billo66 10 months ago
Thank you. I could not articulate that without exasperated sputtering.
Load More Replies... Libstak 10 months ago (edited)
How about not sexualising the acts of a freaking baby, if this is the lens thru which you view your children then as they grow older they will be weirded out at best and develop all sorts of unhealthy relationships with others cos fear and discomfort in their company you utter p**o minded jackal.
Malamutes 10 months ago
In all my comments, I try to be polite, follow BP rules, and keep the site friendly. So I guess op should be proud of themselves, because I'm going to break my own rules just for them. What the AF is wrong with you??? Tell me, do you remember every bottle your mama ever gave you? Are b***s the magical land where lesbians come from? Quit sexualizing your infant children you creepy p e d o, and let your daughter nurse in peace.
Crystalwitch60 10 months ago
Tbh you ain’t wrong as someone else said he’s sexualizng a baby girl s**t me that blokes a p do right there isn’t he 🤬🤢
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Stephanie Did It 10 months ago
How does this widget think babies were fed for the thousands of years before bottles and formula? By her logic, every female child on earth would have been "made a lesbian."
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
What an idiot. Our b***s are for feeding our babies when we have them. It doesn't matter if the baby is a boy or a girl!
Rick Murray 10 months ago (edited)
You know, I had my mother's tit in my mouth once upon a time. The saving grace is that I don't remember any of that, because as an adult, ewwwww! Anyway, once the deviants get over themselves they might realise that the actual purpose of tïts is not fondling or staring at, it's baby nutrition. So having a nïpple in a baby's mouth is not only normal, but the entire idea that it could make a girl a lesbian shows how, frankly, completely bloody messed up the OP is. 🤦🏻♀️
Jungle Empress 85 10 months ago
Seen this before and it's always hilarious. Those are some impressive mental gymnastics!
Panda Bear 9 months ago
Well my brother wasn’t interested in breast feeding when he was a baby and now he’s gay /s
person (i think) 9 months ago
Fun fact: before the bottle was invented, all girls turned into lesbians. That’s why there are no more people alive today
Lara Verne 10 months ago
It's probably the same guy who thought that his one year old son is gay, because he like colours. Or his close relative.
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 8 months ago
Defintively some people should be forbidden to have any offspring whatsoever
Kay Christensen 9 months ago
OP, the breastfeeding may make your wife Lesbian. Happens all the time. This is sarcasm. You're an idiot. Stop breeding.
EJN 9 months ago
You are projecting problems onto a situation that has a natural explanation. All infants are not the same! Moreover, males are usually weaker than females; that could account for your daughter seeming to "attack" your wife's breast. If your daughter turns out to be a lesbian, it will have nothing to do with breastfeeding which is the most natural way of feeding an infant. What makes someone gay or lesbian is not clearly known. Some of it may be genetic; some may be due to bad experiences with the opposite gender. Forget it!!! Your infant cannot yet even walk so you do not need to be obsessing on the child's sexual orientation!!! If it bothers you so much, go get counselling with a psychologist!
Michaelann Dahlman 9 months ago
She's a different person than your son, apparently with a more aggressive appetite. You however, are an idiot.
Camille Lockyer 9 months ago
That's not how this works. Learn to read books, perhaps you can become smarter.
#12
Yikes
You’d click “Next” on a link and find yourself knee-deep in amateur rants about government mind control or manifestos demanding prayer for your Tamagotchi’s soul. As it turns out, the knowledge required to create and maintain an early internet page was not a barrier for some of the stranger folks out there.
#13
Psycho Parent
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
You're racist and can't dictate who he dates especially if he's an adult.
#14
Must Be A Karen
#15
Does This Mean It’s Over?
CalmAndCollected 10 months ago
You should go to her house... But let her ex know first... Also... Let the police know you're coming. Bring a fake gun that looks real and point it at everybody you see when you get there. That's the proper response in this situation
Email chains were equally maddening. Amid genuine messages from friends and family, you’d receive endless forwards, often claiming the world would end if you didn’t send the message to ten people, or bizarre tales of mutant vegetables walking off supermarket shelves. Your inbox became a battleground between the practical need to stay in touch and the futile effort to sift through digital junk.
#16
Umm... What? She Wants To Call The Cops On The Person Minding His Own Business In His Own House
#17
Hypothetically
#18
Just Wow
And the trolls, oh, the trolls. They lurked in every corner, ready to derail threads with spam, slurs, or deeply unsettling “jokes.” Anonymous usernames gave them free rein to harass newcomers or hijack threads with nonsense, turning what might have been a helpful tip exchange into a depressing spectacle of pettiness.
#19
Okay.. I Feel Bad For His Condition
#20
Yes, Why?
#21
How To Make Your Child Grow Up
Looking back, those first online communities revealed something darker about human nature: given a screen and a password, people often choose chaos over civility, spectacle over substance. The early internet wasn’t a charming town square, it was more like a dark carnival, where the weirdest, loudest, and most aggressive voices always seemed to drown out the rest.
#22
They Even Took The Bed
#23
Nice
#24
Butt Out
We can see the after echo's of that in these sorts of threads, just strange people sharing strange thoughts online. But, take heart, for every bizarre comment or request, there are hundreds of very normal ones from very normal people. It’s just that the strangest parts tend to stand out at the end of the day.
#25
Perfect Relationship Doesn't Exist
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
You're an idiot, he's older than you, you're not married to her and definitely NOT his stepfather.
#26
This Kids Life Sounds Horrible
#27
Sue Him For Building His House Next To You Too, He Had No Right To Do So!!!!!!
#28
Yeah! You Should Totally Go On The Date And Get This 27 Year Old Man In Potential Danger With The Law!
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
Oh dear God I hope this child didn't go. If she did I hopefully that man will know that she's a little girl and not be a creep. 14 is to young to date anybody
#29
Knock Knock
#30
The Horror
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
Its in the Bible, its on the History Channel, Its in the schools....really....?!?!!?!?!
#32
Is It Too Bad For A 4 Years Old?
#33
No, We Eat Them. A Touch Of Lamb Sauce, Delicious!
Rachel Reynolds 10 months ago
i am pagan, but my husband is atheist, he commanded that we simply kidnap good christian children so we can raise them in my pagan ways.
#34
Delete Your Account
#35
Don't Forget The Padded Bra, Champ!
#36
Dave Ramsey Has Entered The Chat
#37
Really Dude
#38
And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes To
Michael Largey 10 months ago (edited)
If you want to convince your daughters that they don't know anything, make them think they inherited their intelligence from you.
#39
Wtf
Libstak 10 months ago
If the teacher does not actually know then this is a violation and a form of bullying toward their student by claiming a false narrative against them to cause problems in their life and relationships. If it is based on facts then I don't know if teachers have the right without the students permission.
#41
Uhhh.. Don't?
#42
How Dare He Love His Daughter?!?!?
Child of the Stars 10 months ago
I mean, yeah, it does affect her personality. But unless it's ACTUAL inappropriate touching, it'll only be positive.
#43
Boy. I Wonder Why He Stopped Cutting Their Hair
Alexia Howe 10 months ago
Lol WHAT CASE???? Obviously the barber can't stand you and took the easy way out. I tell customers straight to their face that I refuse to work on them ( very rare but has happened) What part of right of admission reserved do you not understand?
#44
Maybe School Wasn’t A Big Priority For Them?
#45
Okay, Yes But Who's Bra?
#46
Oh My God Karen, You Can't Just Ask People Why They're White
#47
Yes
#48
Well That's Interesting
#49
I Just Really Hope This Man Is A Writer
Stephanie Did It 10 months ago
Call your local police homicide unit and they will be able to help you through the process.
#50
What In The Everloving F**k?
Upstaged75 10 months ago
We were here first. And we just use lots of air freshener to cover up his stink.
#52
How Do I Force My Son To Risk His Life For Something He Doesn’t Want To Do?
#53
Why Would You Think This?!!
#54
His Sins Shall Not Go Unpunished
#55
Beards
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
No, that would be a*****t and you could hurt him if you don't know what you're doing.
#57
A Karen Probably Wrote This
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
My friend make over $100k a year on youtube......are you sure you want to shut down that type of $$$$.......????
#58
Suing Bees Is Logical
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
are the bees tagged? can you call them by name? do they answer or listen? then they might be bees from another neighborhood.....bees can fly up to 5 miles looking for pollen.......
#59
How To Stop A Wedding
#60
When Your 3rd Wife Grew Up More Progressive Than You And You Have No One Irl To Ask The Hard Questions
#61
"Water Privileges"
#64
We Get It. You Hate Millennials
#65
You Can Assume She Needs New Pants
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
That's she's fat and they split while bending over to service your a** - LOL
#66
I Am The Winner, I Have The Best One
Lee Gilliland 10 months ago
Something is seriously wrong when this question is one of the reasonable ones.
#67
What Do We Think Of This One?
#68
The Fuck..! Why Is He Even Freezing It
#69
Just Don’t
#70
Oh No, Not His Real Age!
#71
That’s Not Nice
Michael Largey 10 months ago
You can address your child as Failure only if you phrase it "Failure, Jr."
#73
As An Autistic Person, What The Fuck?
#74
As You Do
#75
E L I M I N A T E T H E C H I L D
#76
Why Do People Like This Exist?
#77
He Just A Little Old Fashioned
Wombat 10 months ago
I do not understand parents who don't allow their kids privacy in their own room. Being under observation at all times is a*****e and terribly damaging for the mental health. When I was 14 I liked to pose in front of my mirror in a towel pretending it was a beautiful dress. Perfectly harmless, totally private. I'd examine my growing breasts to see if they were any bigger. Perfectly normal, totally private.
#78
Love The Racism
#79
Sweet Revenge
#80
Z Is For Z**philia And P Is For P*dophilia
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Emilu 10 months ago
I laugh because these are hilarious then I want to cry because people are genuinely this stupid (even if some of these are trolls… hopefully).
Rick Murray 10 months ago
I stopped after the first page. Amusingly stupid, and most likely all fake. Either that or the world is full of complete bellends.
Janissary35680 10 months ago
These are not mutually exclusive conditions. Both may be true.
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Caffeinated Ape 10 months ago
Okay but everyone in the comments deserves a pat on the back because some of the replies here on BP were hilarious.
Roger Haywood 10 months ago
Kudos to the response from Pandas. Some are better than the questions.
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
It's nice to know that there are dumber people in the world than we think there is.
Alexia Howe 10 months ago
The stupidity of man never reaches rock bottom cause the stupidity of man is infinite
Toothless Feline 10 months ago
BP, your stupid pagination has completely broken the ability to follow one’s notifications to see replies to one’s comments. The code that directs the links to the comments doesn’t know which page the comment is on and so loads only the first page. Fix this!
Onan Hag All 10 months ago
First I thought they were all made up. But then I remembered...Americans...
Emilu 9 months ago
To be fair, they might not be American. There are stupid morons everywhere.
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on second thought.... 10 months ago
I'm astonished that these people even managed to get online...
Rebecca McManus 9 months ago
I suspect that 90% of these are fake, Quora seems to be full of people asking fake questions for "shock" value.
person (i think) 9 months ago (edited)
This was one of my favorites just because of the comments ! You guys crącked me up so much!! 😂. (Edit: apparently “crącked” is a censored word? I didn’t want anyone thinking they cøcked me up! 😂)
Blackmoon The Dragon 9 months ago
Actually this is so funny... although the level of stupidity in this just makes me want to avoid Quora altogether XD
Michael MacKinnon 10 months ago
Only the first few had the brilliant rebuttal. I stopped reading when these ran out.
Adam Benson 10 months ago
I couldn't get through the whole list. The stupidity and entitlement here made me angry.
Multa Nocte 10 months ago
Oddly enough, a number of the AITAH stories here were featured at some point on BP. As for the others, for my blood pressure I just have to pretend these are rage bait stories so that I can keep my blood pressure numbers within a reasonable range.
John Monteith 10 months ago
Quota is full of trolls Their moderation is non existant. These will mostly be made up
Roland Nijveld 10 months ago
"80 Americans show how ignorant they are" There, I fixed your title
Emilu 10 months ago
I laugh because these are hilarious then I want to cry because people are genuinely this stupid (even if some of these are trolls… hopefully).
Rick Murray 10 months ago
I stopped after the first page. Amusingly stupid, and most likely all fake. Either that or the world is full of complete bellends.
Janissary35680 10 months ago
These are not mutually exclusive conditions. Both may be true.
Load More Replies... Caffeinated Ape 10 months ago
Okay but everyone in the comments deserves a pat on the back because some of the replies here on BP were hilarious.
Roger Haywood 10 months ago
Kudos to the response from Pandas. Some are better than the questions.
Terri Robinson 10 months ago
It's nice to know that there are dumber people in the world than we think there is.
Alexia Howe 10 months ago
The stupidity of man never reaches rock bottom cause the stupidity of man is infinite
Toothless Feline 10 months ago
BP, your stupid pagination has completely broken the ability to follow one’s notifications to see replies to one’s comments. The code that directs the links to the comments doesn’t know which page the comment is on and so loads only the first page. Fix this!
Onan Hag All 10 months ago
First I thought they were all made up. But then I remembered...Americans...
Emilu 9 months ago
To be fair, they might not be American. There are stupid morons everywhere.
Load More Replies... on second thought.... 10 months ago
I'm astonished that these people even managed to get online...
Rebecca McManus 9 months ago
I suspect that 90% of these are fake, Quora seems to be full of people asking fake questions for "shock" value.
person (i think) 9 months ago (edited)
This was one of my favorites just because of the comments ! You guys crącked me up so much!! 😂. (Edit: apparently “crącked” is a censored word? I didn’t want anyone thinking they cøcked me up! 😂)
Blackmoon The Dragon 9 months ago
Actually this is so funny... although the level of stupidity in this just makes me want to avoid Quora altogether XD
Michael MacKinnon 10 months ago
Only the first few had the brilliant rebuttal. I stopped reading when these ran out.
Adam Benson 10 months ago
I couldn't get through the whole list. The stupidity and entitlement here made me angry.
Multa Nocte 10 months ago
Oddly enough, a number of the AITAH stories here were featured at some point on BP. As for the others, for my blood pressure I just have to pretend these are rage bait stories so that I can keep my blood pressure numbers within a reasonable range.
John Monteith 10 months ago
Quota is full of trolls Their moderation is non existant. These will mostly be made up
Roland Nijveld 10 months ago
"80 Americans show how ignorant they are" There, I fixed your title
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