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50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs
Interview With Expert
When we think about stereotypes, girls are supposed to be the clean ones. In our collective minds, women are cleaning and tidying up in the house and urging their significant others to do the same. In reality, we can be as messy and gross as the guys. It's exhausting to keep a pristine home, so we dabble in the occasional weaponized incompetence, too.
We've compiled a selection of the most hilarious, irritating, and vexing pics of boyfriends and husbands coming across the messes that their girlfriends or wives made. Some of them include nasty habits – others are just fun quirks. But the bottom line is this: we can all be messy and weird, and the best way to approach it is probably with a healthy dose of humor.
Bored Panda asked Clinical Psychologist Forrest Talley, Ph.D., to weigh in. Do men and women get annoyed by different things? Does a messy environment infuriate only one gender? And how can two people who live together differentiate between what's a minor inconvenience and what's a deeper issue? Talley kindly agreed to tell us more about these problems.
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#1
My Girlfriend Throws Her Daily Contact Lenses Behind The Headboard Of Our Bed
kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
How Your comment is not the most thumbed up, is a tragedy. Lol!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Gross! This is literally biological waste. In that regard, it's as nasty as throwing a used condom behind the headboard :x
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
No, no it's not. Not by a long shot. But it does mean that no-one (including OP) ever cleans back there.
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Laserleader 1 year ago
I thought this was a "boyriend" or "roommate" or "brother" last three times I saw this Pic. So... these are all just random blames?
Display_Name 1 year ago
I can assume she doesn't wash her hands before shoving her fingers in her eye
Whether a person is tidy or messy doesn't depend solely on their gender. But it does play a role, Clinical Psychologist Forrest Talley tells Bored Panda.
"Although there is a great deal of variability between individuals (both men and women) regarding what infuriates them about a romantic partner's behavior and how intensely they become annoyed, there appears to be some trends associated with each sex."
He points out a study by ter Laak, Olthof, & Aleva (2003). "[It] suggests that men become more frustrated by behaviors that threaten their autonomy (e.g., jealousy, moodiness in a partner), and women become more annoyed by [their] partner's behaviors that threaten the relationship (e.g., condescension, aggression, and emotional distance/neglect)."
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#2
I've Watched My Partner Pick Her Nose While She Drives But Never Made The Connection Of Where She Wipes Her Snot Until I Drove Her Car
Living Example 1 year ago
Run! Don't hesitate. Just run until you are too tired to go on, then run some more.
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
My ex picked her nose and ate it like it was a tasty crumb. Told her that was weird and she never did it in front of me again. I guess it better than a steering wheel or bedroom wall. Exes sister had a booger wall that would make Shrek proud
Lola July 1 year ago
Tape a baggie of Kleenex to her steering wheel, maybe embarrassing her will stop this putrid habit.
Giraffy Window 1 year ago
Name and shame. This girly needs to be taught a lesson she missed in elementary.
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#3
This Is How My Wife Leaves A Dish After Taking It Out Of The Oven And Walking Away. We Have Children And A Dog
Kesam 1 year ago
Maybe the element of danger makes the chicken taste better?
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Jack Smith 1 year ago
it isn't even hard to just set it a little further back. there's a point when you have to question whether she's doing it on purpose
Alexandra 1 year ago
That's downright dangerous. Lesson one from parenting class: always put your cooking pots at the back of the stove out of reach and danger of falling at all times.
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
yes, why was she taking it out of the oven, it's not even close to done
Load More Replies... Giraffy Window 1 year ago (edited)
Clearly the thought of feeding them all on half-done chicken wasn't satisfying enough.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Yeah, she will. She'll blame the child, or the "untrained" dog, or the husband for not "watching" the children or the dog. I know people like OP's wife. Things are ALWAYS someone else's fault.
Load More Replies... Giraffy Window 1 year ago (edited)
Looks like they gave the whole tray of chicken a sneeze of paprika and called it good.
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
Knowing there are kids and animals about makes my stomach flip. Someone is going to get hurt. Also she is a dopey mare
Living together can cause friction between two romantic partners. It's natural. But the key to a successful relationship can sometimes be knowing what really matters and what doesn't. If partners can differentiate between minor irritations and real issues, they might enjoy a more successful relationship in the long run. But how can they do that?
Talley says there are three important things to consider:
- Does the annoying behavior occur because your love interest does not care about the impact [it] has on you, or is it due to a personal quirk, an unintentional habit?
- Is your reaction to the behavior reasonable? In other words, is it really a 'you' problem? Let's be honest; all of us are capable of overreacting.
- No matter your answers to Questions One and Two, ask yourself whether the annoying behavior [is] something you can imagine living with long term. For example, if every time he eats something, the love of your life smacks his lips loudly and slurps, can you imagine sitting across the table listening to that for years upon years?
#4
My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because "It's Empty"
The Queen 1 year ago
That has nothing to do with not being poor. It's all about not learning about being wasteful. I wasn't raised "poor", but I know to used every ounce.
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#5
This Was My Wife's "Trash Pile" From Destemming The Strawberries
Jesha 1 year ago
I just use a straw. It gets enough and you rinse off the rest of the leaves.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Same. Scoop them all up and eat them. Too much good strawberry to waste like that.
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Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
This is horrific. The leaves are in fact quite edible; they are traditional medicine in my culture.
Duvet Woman 1 year ago
Even so, those aren't leaves, they are halves of strawberries. What a waste. In the UK decent strawberries are usually expensive.
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#6
The Way My Wife Cuts Tomatoes
Deborah B 1 year ago
Looks like she wants wedges, without the core. Have you tried getting her to cut the tomato in half and cut out the core like an apple? It would be much quicker.
Susan Teter 1 year ago
PRETTY sure she never did anything herself in her entire life
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Damned_Cat 1 year ago
The left-over part kind of looks like you could hollow out the core and stuff it with tuna salad and it would be pretty.
Jessica Sager 1 year ago
Personally, the crusts are my favorite. I wonder if the distaste some have is b/c they don’t spread the condiments out to the edges?
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Spittnimage 1 year ago
Now all she has to do is take a knife and cut the rest of the wedges off the tomato.
It's all about choosing your battles, he explains. "If the behavior appears innocent and harms nothing other than your sense of annoyance, try to let it go. No relationship is perfect, and every good relationship is packed to the brim with compromise and forgiveness."
"At the same time," Talley goes on, "know your limits and realize that those things that annoy you today will very likely annoy you five years from now. On balance, consider all the qualities of the person you are with and weigh this against how disruptive the annoying behavior is to your relationship. The results of this comparison will tell you whether to put energy into making changes or simply let it go."
#7
My Wife Doesn't Throw Her Trash Away Before Putting Her Dish In The Sink, So I Often End Up With This
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I seriously wonder how some of these people made it to adulthood. :x This is just nasty.
whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
I have an aunt who does this. She always cleans everything but this is unnecessary. Why first wet the trash and then throw it away after it's been such an inconvenience?
Jacquie Carr 5 months ago
I would leave her; she is blatantly disrespecting him right to his face
#8
How My Girlfriend Has Her Car Every Time She Visits
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
If that's her car, imagine what her home looks like...run.
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Kevin Snyder 1 year ago
My wife's car would be like this, but I clean it out and wash it for her because I love her and because eww!
I just work here 1 year ago
NOPE! That's disgusting. Break up or you'll be living in a harder house in no time.
Deanna Crichley 1 year ago
You could eat off the floor in my house, I was obsessive about keeping it clean. My car was messy. NOT like this though. My therapist told me there aren't enough hours in the day to obsess about everything.
#9
My Wife Leaves Her Used Floss There For The Next Day
martin734 1 year ago
All door handles do anyway, except those made from copper or copper alloys.
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The Magic Capybara of Doom 1 year ago
Use a little dish next to the sink. It's gross to reuse flossers, but at least be sanitary
In addition to being inaccurate, stereotypes about which gender is tidier don't benefit either of them. Then one group are slobs, and the other has to face constant pressure to be 'the clean ones.' Is there any evidence to support the claims that either men or women are cleaner?
A 2012 study found that men's office desks tend to be "consistently more contaminated." Other research in the past has also suggested that men wash their hands and brush their teeth less than women do. And that's especially true when it comes to using the bathroom. A 2013 study revealed that only 77% of men whom the researchers observed at the Michigan State University campus washed their hands after using the bathroom.
#10
My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything
Jack Smith 1 year ago
ugh. that would drive me bananas. is it so hard to just screw the lid back on???
Lsai Aeon 1 year ago
When I have a massive flair of fibromyalgia in my hands, yes, yes it is very hard to screw the lid back on to anything. Otherwise, no, Fu** them
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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
So annoying and when a spill happens everyone else gets the blame
Stephanie de Blaauw 1 year ago
This would annoy me so much, I shook a container yesterday where the cap apparently hadn't closed right and had a kitchen/counter full of chocolate milk (just glad I only got a few drops on my clothes)
Ladedah 1 year ago (edited)
My husband does this! Want an ibuprofen? Here's 500 of them... if you can find them all. Want a pickle? Here's 10 and a puddle of pickle juice. Want some oxiclean in that laundry? Well, let's just say you're lucky if it's solidified into a solid brick due to exposure to humidity. But the worst is the toothpaste, which gets all hard and gunked up at the end, yet somehow, all over the counter top... I seriously started hiding my own tube. He also leaves doors and drawers open like my own personal poltergeist. Sure do love him though, damn it!
Fire Singer 1 year ago
I always wondered why my husband literally puts lids on things so tight I can barely open them, found out his mom did this exact thing while he was growing up so he always spilled stuff. He learned to put the lids on extra tight.
#11
My Wife Puts Her Hairballs Anywhere But The Trash Can
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Okay, hear me out: It's actually bad to immediately throw post-shower/post-combing "hairballs" into the trash, as they are wet organic matter. They can molder or rot in the trash can, depending on how long they're left in there/what you pile on top of them. It's better to let the hairball dry on the edge of the shower like above, and then, you know, like a grown-up, THROW THEM AWAY the next day once they're just dry hair piles XD
Wax0nWax0ff 1 year ago
K but how little do you take out your trash to where this is a problem?
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Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
This is a nasty issue I know I have. I had to purposely put the trash can right next to the shower to avoid this. If the maid moves it I'm screwed. So maybe move the trash cans. As long as one is right next to where the hairballs occur I'm golden.
#12
The Way My Wife Opens Things
What were the numbers for women? Considerably better. 93% of women washed their hands after a visit to the bathroom. Out of those who washed their hands, 50% of men used soap, compared to 78% of women. And here's the bad news for all: only 5% of all people the researchers observed washed their hands long enough to kill all germs.
Another interesting phenomenon comes to light when we look at what cleanliness factors people say are important to them. Interestingly, both men and women (98%) agree that washing their hands after using the toilet is important. But only 84% of men believe this habit is very important, while the percentage for women is much higher – 91%.
#13
How My Wife Puts Away The Cutlery
Evan Connolly 2 months ago
That's pretty much how I put away the cutlery. When I put the cutlery away, that is. Okay, okay, I'm a bachelor, so what?
#14
I Think I Married A Sociopath. The Way My Wife Uses Her Magnesium Supplements
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
I've tried to think of a rational (or irrational) reason why she'd do this. I can't come up with one :x My sumatriptan (migraine meds) come in a blister pack like this, and yes, sometimes I'll pop open the bottom one, or the top one, but I still use up the ENTIRE blister pack before I go to work on a NEW blister pack! XD
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
I’m glad you put this here (and got upvotes) because this was making me think I need to use my imitrex in order. Whew! (And high five, fellow sufferer!) (But hey! We’ve FINALLY got our own meds! It only took forever, but someone realized they can make money off of us and MADE MIGRAINE D***S!!!)
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Hey! 1 year ago
My doctor wanted to check out the number of pills I had left and I came up with packs like this. When he asked me why I didn't just pick one pack I said I kept them all over for when I needed them: basement, bathroom, purse, etc. I stopped doing that with prescriptions now. I was a bit embarassed.
Alexandra 1 year ago
Why not pop them all out at once and put them in a dedicated containeror something? And put the packaging in the recycle bin?
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
If you travel to other countries, you need to have any prescription meds in original bottles. Customs can get testy at d***s in unmarked containers.
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shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
I cut the empty parts of blister packs off of that tells anything about how a**l I am concerning this!
Barbara Deskins 1 month ago
I must be Old or something. I take mine for the top and never open another pack till I'm done
#15
Every Time My Girlfriend Gets Drunk
Susan Teter 1 year ago (edited)
Yep. I put the ice cream away in the cupboard. And by the way...not drunk
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Ashley Bushaw 1 year ago
If that's the worst thing she does while drunk, I think it's kind of funny and strangely endearing.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
Count your blessings. Mine eats the entire thing and leaves the wrapper in the fridge.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
This is any gender. Use a knife and paper towel and bring enough to share
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
Nothing wrong with this drunk or sober. She's testing it for you to make sure it's not poisoned. This is what i tell my husband
Fussy1 1 year ago
One can never be too safe, hence why there are so many poison inspections in our home!
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Kali Chaos 1 year ago (edited)
Omfg, one of my homeboys used to live with me, and every time he'd get blackout drunk he would do stuff like this. He does not like cheddar cheese or peanut butter, but one night he ate an entire block of cheese with an entire jar of peanut butter. Another time, he ate my leftover Thai food. He is absolutely not a spicy food person at all. I very much am. When he sobered up, he was very unhappy.
The same trend follows throughout the rest of the poll. More women than men believe that changing undergarments and clothes and washing hands after using public transportation are crucial behaviors. The same goes for habits like sanitizing mobile devices, living spaces, and work spaces: only about a third of men find these practices to be important.
However, just because women say that cleaner spaces and personal hygiene matter to them greatly doesn't mean that they are, in fact, tidier or that they have better personal hygiene.
Susan Michie, health psychology professor and director of the Centre for Behavior Change at the Department of Clinical, Educational, and Health Psychology at University College London, believes that such behaviors are socially programmed, not genetic. "Women are more focused on care than men – childcare, household care, personal care," she explained.
#16
My Wife Insists This Is Normal
0leander410 1 year ago
My wife and I do this. It lets the shell dry, so you can grind them up more easily for composting. There has NEVER been a smell. I know many others that do this. Others who like to garden and aren’t controlled by an irrational ick factor.
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Ceil 1 year ago
I do this, once the carton is nothing but the shells then it's dumped into the composting bucket.
Kesam 1 year ago
Fair enough. But why keep the shells till then? Why not throw them into the compost right away? 🤔
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whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
Yeah I think she wants to plant some eggs. It's more natural that way
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
My mom does this. I compost all mine in the table composter or toss them to the chickens and pigs. My dog is weird. He loves eggs and gets one every day but won't eat the shell and the pig waits for him to finish so he can get it
aubergine10003 1 year ago
My mom does this, because when the shells are dry, she uses them as fertilizer for her garden.
Jeremy Bolanos 1 year ago
My mom did this. I would often throw them out when I got home from school.
Shane S 1 year ago
I wonder if it’s a generational thing. My mom does this too
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My Lunatic Wife Cuts Bananas In Half And Just Leaves The Top
PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
A banana cut like that will form a skin over the cut area that can be peeled off with the peel when you go to eat it. So not as gross or wasteful as it looks if she's eating then later
moon bug 1 year ago
But why start a second banana instead of finishing the last half of the first one?
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#18
My Girlfriend's Kitchen, Everyone
panther 1 year ago
I don't need ketchup on everything, I can stop eating it anytime I want. But I do need to buy some at the store this Thursday , I'm down to half a case and I don't want to run out by the weekend.
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Lee Banks 1 year ago
Either poor or OCD parents. It took me a while to break the "never throw it out" habit.
Lisa Whipp Myhre 1 year ago
My autistic daughter is like this with shampoo and body wash.
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The researcher who conducted the Michigan State University campus study, Carl Borchgrevink, suggested that men washed their hands less because they believe fearing germs is emasculating. "We did talk to some of [the men] and ask, 'Why didn't [you] wash your hands?' And they would look at us indignantly and say, 'I'm clean, I don't need to wash my hands.' They had a sense of invincibility."
#19
Check Before Buying Groceries
My wife never checks if we have something or not before going to the grocery store or, even worse, ordering online. Case in point: about 7 cream cheeses. Varieties are nice, but we'll never use them up without bagels 3 meals a day. It's not really a money thing, but I just hate wasting food.
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
It does? The texture doesn’t change when it defrosts? If that’s the case, this post was really useful for lots of us who had NO idea! Thanks, bud! 💋
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Helena 1 year ago
I have this problem. With a few limited ingredients. For some reason, I permanently think I'm out of basil and oregano. There are a few others. Luckily they're almost all shelf stable.
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
My biggest one is butter. Sometimes if I can't find what I want in the shop and need to quickly replan the weeks food I assume I need butter. I hardly ever cook with butter. I have things in the freezer I only made to justify why I bought butter again.
Load More Replies... Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Stroganoff, carrot cake, pimento loaf, and a host of things that can use it up. Even macaroni and cheese is tasty with cream cheese. Roasted potatoes and broccoli with cream cheese. Only limited by your imagination and palette
Giraffy Window 1 year ago
Maybe not so much that strawberry stuff she seems to have collected three containers of...
Load More Replies... Angela Darling 1 year ago
I knew someone that bought creamed corn every time they went to the store..like EVERY TIME - need some milk? a can of creamed corn too?! they had about 40 cans in the pantry!
Sarah Biondo 1 year ago
Ok, don't encourage her butttt....have you tried the honey almond flavor
MacintoshID 1 year ago
Set a strict food budget or don't allow her to go grocery shopping. I have found by shopping online and ordering, I spend less, don't bring home junk food, and I don't end up with multiple containers of the same thing.
#20
My Wife Doesn't Get All The Ice Out Of One Tray Before Using Another
Phil Green 1 year ago
Just buy yourself a fridge-freezer that makes ice-cubes and the problem is solved.
K Tigress 1 year ago
Not really. You do have to change that filter every so often don't you? Most Likely they won't do that either.
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Before we had a fridge with an ice maker, I had to use trays. BUT - I would empty the frozen ice cubes into a large Ziploc and refill the trays. This level of pure laziness would be a deal breaker, cause WTF else is she lacking in?
John Davidson 5 months ago
She didn't want the other ice cubes to feel all alone. What a beautiful spirit. She's a keeper!
#21
This Represents A Single Week Of Mugs And Glasses That My Wife Leaves In Our Bathroom. I Clean All Of These Every Week, And They Are Back The Next. Anyone Else Feel My Pain?
Charlie grace 1 year ago
Stop cleaning them, let them build up. Would be an interesting experiment to see how far she is willing to go before she thinks it's too much.
Ace 1 year ago
I suspect you'd run out of cups and glasses first, and then she'd simply take the closest and wash it out for use while leaving all the others still there.
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Phil Green 1 year ago
Only have two mugs. One for you, one for her. If she leaves it in the bathroom, she doesn't get coffee...
Marla Singer 1 year ago
This hits on one of my other peeves... people who don't finish their beverage. If you don't want that much coffee, then f****n make yourself a smaller one.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
You are able to make the exact amount of beverage you want every time? If you are, understand that you're the weird one, not the people with leftover beverage.
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Men and women also perceive their messy surroundings differently. In a 2012 UCLA study, mothers and fathers did video tours of their homes with researchers who observed their levels of the stress hormone cortisol. They found that the mothers felt more stressed in cluttered environments, and the fathers remained psychologically unaffected.
#22
My Wife Only Takes A Few Bites Of An Apple And "Saves The Rest For Later"
Jack Smith 1 year ago
ugh. the one on the right seems like it's been there for a while. and why can't she just eat the whole thing? or if she, for some reason, doesn't really like eating the apple off the core, she could just cut it into slices
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
And bag or box the remains that she doesn't eat! :(
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Kathleen Diamond 1 year ago
Yet she doesn't finish the one she started? So much for eating it later.
Rahul Pawa 1 year ago
She gets to be wasteful while feeling like she's not being wasteful. This is what denial looks like.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Why not keep a bowl of lemon water and she can set it in there to stay fresh or a quick dip and it will stay fresh. Bigger crime is that fancy overpriced water
#23
My Girlfriend Only Eats The First Bite Of Cookies Because "It's The Best Bite"
Jack Smith 1 year ago
there's absolutely something wrong with her. the cookie all tastes the same anyway, first bite or not
mandy the capibara 1 year ago
That would also be my take. This seems a bit more of an odd attitude of not caring about the fact that others are left with leftovers, or even a weird powerplay?
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Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
This is akin to licking the cookies so your sibling won't be able to have one. It's immature, it's selfish, it's wasteful, and she can rationalize all she wants but...seriously?! No one agrees that this is normal
#24
My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car
Debra Smith 1 year ago
I used to do that on road trips. Then I started taking skittles instead. Now I’m a 70 year old Skittles addict
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
All I can think is “At least they’re not between the seats and on the floor. ◀️ That’s me: always looking for the bright side.
Mark Kelly 1 year ago
I do moving at times here in Canada and we had to move a house that was so disgusting and the floor in one room had just piles of sunflower seeds.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I know this is gross, but she could spit the shells on the floor or other area of the car. That would be way more gross.
The mothers used words like "mess," "not fun," and "very chaotic" when describing their homes. The fathers, on the other hand, didn't mention the messy environments at all. "Fathers in their home tours would walk in the same rooms their wives had come through and often made no mention whatsoever of the messiness and were unaffected psychologically," UCLA professor of anthropology, Jeanne Arnold, said.
But that doesn't mean that men don't notice the mess. In 2019, researchers showed participants photographs of messy rooms. They found that "men and women respondents do not differ in their perceptions of how messy a room is or how urgent it is to clean it up."
#25
Wife Didn't Want Anything From The Burger King, So I Got Home, Went To The Bathroom, And Came Back To This
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
There is a burger restaurant at my city with a "my girlfriend is not hungry" extra package. They give you an extra patty in the burger plus a larger order of fries or 5 more onion rings. Genius.
Neuropotathy 1 year ago
Ohh this is OK in my opinion, its even cute. I'm "sharing is caring" person.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
She was looking out for him and made sure it was OK to eat!
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Robert Persson 1 year ago
Me and a former girlfriend had a "war" going on, very friendly. If you left a sandwich or burger or snack or something and went away, you'd get back and "someoone" hade taken abite out of it. It almost escalated to violence the time I overstepped and took TWO bites out of her sandwich! I made her a new one.
Alexandra 1 year ago
I will never understand why you would say 'I'm not hungry and then still eat someone else's food without their consent. Don't care if you're my girlfriend, friend, husband, spouse, meaningful other, partner or buddy: it's not an excuse to be rude and disrespectful.
Hey! 1 year ago
For me this is also unacceptable. My husband had a cousin who said no to dessert but always took a bit of everyone's plate. Nope. Then we asked why she would not buy her own. Not hungry for a whole plate. Well, we never went out with them again. And BTW, the husband did not like at all that she took a piece of his dessert either but she just laughed.
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Just-4-2day 1 year ago
That is not even a "bite" it's a nibble. When my husband takes a bite, 1/3 of the sandwich is gone.
Dorian Gabriel 1 year ago
That's my complaint with my fiance! (My loving, amused complaint.) If we're both eating something, he has gargantuan bites and I have little ones and our halvsies are now 1/4 and 3/4.
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How My Partner Leaves The Sugar After Making Coffee
Alexandra 1 year ago
I can't even live with someone who does this because it's indicative of a mindset that disregards others using the sugar.
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Seán Hannan 6 months ago
My SIL does this. She also always reverses the order of the coffee tin and the sugar one when she puts them back.
#27
My Partner Put My Laptop In The Freezer Cause It Was Overheating
General Stukov 1 year ago
No minutes. It condenses that cold air into water inside the laptop
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whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
Look it doesn't matter if you place in the freezer or even in the fridge for even a minute. The temperature difference is not good, would cause condense which means WATER which should not get into the components of your laptop. Any piece of technology in a huge difference of temperature is not ok. Take it slowly. So in your situation just shut the lid of the laptop, unplug it and wait 5 minutes. Don't even do something like this, it's really stupid and bad
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Exactly, water (condensation) and electronics are a recipe for disaster. Get a laptop cooling pad...it holds laptop at a slight angle and has fans underneath to cool it.
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MaggieMay85 1 year ago
I have done this with my PlayStation 4. But it was mine to it, I wouldn’t do it to somebody else’s PlayStation.
Michael None 1 year ago
You might want to put that in some rice for a couple days before turning it on.
However, the respondents did care about to whom the messy room belonged. Upon hearing that a woman lives in the clean room, the participants judged it as less clean than when a man lived there.
They also thought that guests would judge the woman more and that she would feel uncomfortable having people over. And it was here that the main difference presented itself: we hold women to a higher standard of cleanliness than men.
#28
How My Wife Loads The Dishwasher
Jack Smith 1 year ago
she either genuinely doesn't know how, or it's weaponized incompetence. and they should have wildly different effects on how he should react.
0leander410 1 year ago
Teach her. My wife grew up without a dishwasher, so she just loaded them without much thought as to how the jets would actually reach something to clean it. She even loaded them completely dirty with stuff dried/stuck on, because she believed the commercials. She just thought we had a bad dishwasher.
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#29
My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones
Clown fish 1 year ago
New game of positions with shampoo and body wash. Open each bottle and put the last of every other bottle in there
Load More Replies... Helena 1 year ago
Depending on the weather, or a variety of other factors, I choose different things for my hair. So I have a variety in the shower.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
But do you have two of each? Because that's that photo
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Tuna Beach 1 year ago
A friend of mine was once throwing away about 15 bottles of shampoo and conditioner. She had tried various shampoos for her daughter's thick curly hair and none of them had worked. I took all of the leftover bottles. except for a very specific kind I use sometimes, I haven't bought any for like 3 years
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
It took some trial and error to find a hair routine that worked on my curly hair. Nothing was thrown. The shampoos were used as body wash and the conditioners doubled as body scrub once mixed with sugar (btw, l still use a super cheap conditioner mixed with sugar as body scrub)
Load More Replies... Zull&Panda 1 year ago
Oh no. Here I am, judging everybody...till now. I'm not at this insane level, but I do that too! But I swear I have reasons! I have a tactic that clearly doesn't work, but I still believe in it!
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
This might seem a lot, but it's not actually disorganised. If you look, you can see it is layed out for different types of hair washing. Like mild ones, colour protection ones, nice smelling ones, deeper cleaning ones. I don't see the problem in having variety.
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
I can't stand looking at this. Its just too much stuff. I'd crack up
#30
The Way That My Girlfriend Eats A Pizza
Ma Fra 6 months ago
To be honest, in Naples they have a "pizza al portafoglio", which is a pizza folded twice (forming a triangle) so you can eat it standing and I think she would love it.
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Millie Jessop 1 year ago
My mum uses a knife and fork to eat pizza and burgers and sometimes sandwiches. IT JUST ISNT THE WAY!!
It's also worth mentioning that the conclusions of the study played into the stereotype that men are lazy slobs. Respondents said that if the messy room belonged to a man, he was less responsible and hardworking. Yet participants didn't think that visitors would judge the man. "There's no expected social consequence to that," one of the researchers, Sarah Thébaud, said. "It's that 'Boys will be boys' thing."
#31
How My Girlfriend Doesn't Zip The Resealable Bag Closed And Puts The Bag Upside Down
Aussiegirl 1 year ago
It’s called a zip lock bag for a reason, you’re meant to zip it so it’s locked
HappyShannon 1 year ago
This seems more of a accident than a odd way of doing things like the other posts
The Magic Capybara of Doom 1 year ago
Is it wrong that I would still eat the cheese? I mean, cheese is cheese....
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
The state of that fridge! What's going on here. No organisation at all
#32
My Wife Leaves The Empty Candy Wrappers In The Bowl Of Candy As She Eats Them
Apachebathmat 1 year ago
If she did that here in England, you are allowed to send her to the Tower of London, true story
Whoopdeedoo 1 year ago
I do this, but only to my specific candy that I don't share. It's great because you can either chuck the whole thing or dump it
Amused panda 1 year ago
Annoying but reasonable if there is no bin close by and it is the choice between the table/floor or the container, and if the culprit then removes the empty wrappers when they get up.
#33
Things My Wife Leaves In The Fridge
Manicmary 1 year ago
Cause it's 7 pieces of Pasta, she could have eaten that.
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TRina Lockary 1 year ago
that way she doesn't have to wash them. Male or Female I would not put up with it
Ivan Milić 1 year ago
She probably also leaves a drop of milk in the carton, or just one egg so she doesn't have to buy the whole thing.
Bridgit Gilmore 1 year ago
Why not just feed the last bite to the dog? (assuming you have a dog)
#34
This Is What My Wife Does To Muffins
Khavrinen 1 year ago
Ha, there was an almost identical looking picture last week (?) from a woman complaining about her husband/boyfriend doing this. Maybe they should exchange partners.
René Sauer 1 year ago
That what I was thinking. And not just this one. I am sure I saw a lot of these pictures before in a Thread with the genders reversed.
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Untamed Snark 1 year ago
I love the tops of muffins, that's why I turn them upside down and eat the bottom first, save the yummy baked edges for last.
#35
This Is How My Wife Deals With Avocados
Cat Dragon 1 year ago
Never seen someone use an Arrowroot Leaf for avocados (this is a scarlet nexus referemce, you will not get it.)
#36
Wife Asked Me To Put Some Gas In Her Car Before She Drives To Work Tomorrow
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Let her run out of gas (with an emergency can in the trunk). My husband used to do this constantly, it sure broke his habit.
Jeremy Bolanos 1 year ago
I would print out a map of her route to work with all the gas stations circled.
J 1 year ago
Tell her NO! Just tell her she ran the vehicle down to a point it probably want make it to the station so she is responsible to get it there. An that she isn't to call you when she runs out of gas. Of course what wil happen is she will play the "Victim" that you are the bad guy and she is standard and needs someone other than you to come save her(because none of this is "her fault".) We both know that will be some sleaze ex BF or dude that wants to Bang her.
#37
"It's Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Sucks." -Wife In January 2020 When It's -32°C
Channon Doughty 1 year ago
He's likely to burn your house down some day. Always leave heat vents uncovered and uncrowdeded!
Angela Darling 1 year ago
if you didn't grow up w/ floor vents I can kind of understand ...but c'mon!!
The Veil of Fire 1 year ago
Ohio... Blizzards..old house with furnace. our floor vents were a bit bigger but house was designed to handle the cold. We used vents but only for our boots or many gloves. We had to constantly monitor them. And we could only use the same two vents. Mostly boots n gloves stayed by the doors with coats. No furniture near or on vents ever.
#38
My Girlfriend Leaves The Bath Tub Running Slightly 24/7, 365 Because Her Cat Likes To Stick His Paws In It
Dreaming Spirit 1 year ago
Our cats also like doing this, but we just bought a cat fountain - the water still needs to be replaced when cleaning, but I think it's less waste than leaving a tap running
Shane S 1 year ago
I did this for years and when my cat passed away I didn’t notice a change in my water bill. Guess it depends where you live though but water is generally cheap compared to other utilities.
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"Disembodied voice" 1 year ago
I only ever do this so the pipes don't freeze in the winter. Otherwise it seems like a waste
#39
My Wife Never Replaces The Roll. This Is The Closest She Will Get
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Again, take it with you the next time you use the loo. See if that changes her tune XD
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
At least there's still a roll there. Imagine finding nothing after business is concluded....😁
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Justin Rogers 1 year ago
That tile job is horrible! Whoever did that needs to invest in a level and learn something about tile and shluter metal and a little thing called grout!
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I don't think my SO knows how to change a roll of toilet paper. But of all the issues in life, it seems like such a small thing, no?
Mike F 1 year ago
Did you see where the roll is sitting? Right on the basin, where water splashes. Wet TP is between unusable and a nightmare.
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The Veil of Fire 1 year ago
Ok. Im chaotic looks this... But I leave alone and no one visits. 😁
#40
I Went To The Bathroom And Came Back To Find That My Girlfriend Had Taken A Bite Out Of My Burrito
moon bug 1 year ago
If it’s just the one time then it’s obviously just a prank. If she does this all the time then there are issues.
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#41
My Wife: "I Always Check The Lint Trap." Every Time I Check The Lint Trap, I Find It Like This
"Disembodied voice" 1 year ago
As a kid my neighbors house caught fire. They suspect it was from not cleaning the dryer vent. This isn't just lazy but dangerous.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
So dangerous! She going to burn down the house. Plus The dryer doesn't work well if you leave the trap full of junk.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Even though I do laundry I am always surprised when I check the lint trap and it's clean because before filling dryer I always empty it before I pull out dried clothes
#42
My Wife Kept Threatening To Throw Away My Favorite Pair Of Yard Work Shorts. Today I Found Them Like This
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
Run. Destroying your SO property is one of the first signs of domestic violence.
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago (edited)
I don't understand why anyone would think this is okay. Your partner likes something and because you don't you destroy it. The mind boggles as to why she thought she had the right.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago (edited)
Exactly! My husband has a HUGE cardboard cut out from Kingdom of Hearts, and I don't really like it, but I would NEVER destroy it. Hell, it's even on display in our living room as much as i dislike the thing. But this is because I love and respect my husband and it is his house as well. People that destroy their SO's property have no respect for them.
Load More Replies... Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
If the roles were reversed we'd be screaming abuse. This is controlling behaviour and it'll only escalate.
#43
My Wife Just Throws Her Kitchen Scraps In The Sink Instead Of The Trash Can Because "The Disposal Can Handle It." The Sink Disposal Is Not A Trash Can, Right?
Bob Maloogalooga 1 year ago
Garbage disposals are one of the worst things for your plumbing. Organic material can collect and calcify inside your waste pipes, creating clogs that are hard to clear.
Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
not if you run enough water through while it is running. I have been using mine for nearly 28 years and no problems with the drains, except the first week. Discovered they put a connection on wrong and the potato skins ( neighbour said they were ground up really well) got caught somehow and the water ran over them instead of pushing them. Developer accused me of putting chicken bones down the drain. He said they were sitting in there whole.
Load More Replies... Sarah Biondo 1 year ago
You need to get her a "trash bowl." Its basically just a larger bowl (mine got a cute little pattern on it). I saw this on a cooking show and will never go without!
Sally Signup 1 year ago
My grandma used one of those old margarine tubs with a lid for that. After cooking she'd throw the scraps outside into a wooded area behind her house.
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Sherry Errera 1 year ago
There are enzyme treatments you can put down the drain for that. But really, what I see in that sink - bread, noodles and veggie scraps - are all fine for the garbage disposal and exactly what it's for.
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Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
If you have a disposer everything there should go down it. At least at my house it does, I do try not to run it every time I put something in it.
Xenia Harley 1 year ago
Depends if you have your own septic or city septic. Food stuff is not good for your own septic, particularly, whether you have a disposal or not! You want as little food stuff going into the septic at home!
Debbie 1 year ago
Indeed, in Europe there is no shredder beneath the sink. No food waste down the drain if it can be prevented. (So no oils either).
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#44
My Wife Dropped Peanut Butter Toast On The Floor. That Was 24 Hours Ago
Angela Darling 1 year ago
apparently not! peanut butter won't last 24 seconds on the floor w/ a dog in the house!
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#45
My Wife Keeps Using My iPad As Her Coaster
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
Maybe she got it while out and about and still had some left when she got home?
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#46
My Wife Leaves The Lights On For No Reason
EmJay 1 year ago
yeah, but at night they can just turn it on and not keep it on
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Daggie_style 1 year ago
I use to get bent out of shape about this when we had incandescents. Now that everything is LED it's kind of inconsequential.
Shane S 1 year ago
That’s what I was going to say. Probably costs pennies to keep it on.
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Mariele Scherzinger 1 year ago
The first time I travelled to America, I noticed how wasteful Americans are concerning energy. (I got laughed at for switching off the water in the shower while I shampoo / soap). Perhaps, with soaring energy prices everywhere, some people will reconsider their habits.
Doogie Bowser 1 year ago
Why you need that pathetic scraggly light under a huge skylight anyway?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
There's this thing that's called "nighttime" when the sun goes to bed.... XD
Load More Replies... Sherry Errera 1 year ago
I admittedly have nearly every light on in my house 24/7. LED's have made this habit more economical.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
The light is on, but there's a huge skylight above it? Well, you married the moron.
#47
My Wife And Kids Find This Perfectly Normal And Acceptable
Alexandra 1 year ago
You have got to put a stop to this right now! If you don't, it will lead to sloppy, lazy and wasteful food habits on your children's part.
SleepSycho 1 year ago
Maybe if they were totally different like sourdough and pumpernickel but they r all ww grain!
MacintoshID 1 year ago
What a waste of food, but mostly money! I can't imagine what the cost of just one loaf is, let alone 4. Stop buying expensive bread or just stop buying bread.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Why are you buying so many types of bread? Just buy one loaf. DUH.
#48
The Way My Wife Changes The Toilet Paper Roll
Kathleen Diamond 1 year ago
I just don't get people and toilet paper. I always make sure mine goes over the top and not down under! Doesn't catch on walls
#49
The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave
Jeff White 1 year ago
I don't know if this is so bad, we've all done something like this. It does look pretty bad though.
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
We've all put jars in the microwave? I don't think so.
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Marla Singer 1 year ago
This isn't a gross or annoying habit. It's a moment of bad judgment and/or not knowing how appliances work, which might or might not be a longer-term issue.
Khavrinen 1 year ago
I think she succeeded in heating it. But "well done" is not how most people like their Nutella.
Arek Šašil 6 months ago
Ana again, comments full of people, who never did a mistake and brag about it (I bet they did many, just act like didn't cause fragile ego). Do we know the true story behind this? Sometimes one's distracted and might put it on for too long, then leave and come back to a disaster. It happens and one must learn from it to prevent doing it again. If they don't, then it's a problem.
#50
My Partner Insists That The Scrub Mommy Is A Washcloth, And This Is How She Stores It
moon bug 1 year ago
Well it’s her body so she can use what she wants. It’d probably good for exfoliation, lol. I don’t think it will dry properly stored like this though and will be more prone to mold.
Sarah Biondo 1 year ago
It'd only the BEST sponge ever made!! Make sure to get the Mommy version. The Daddy just doesn't work as well for me. I've kinda got a thing for Sponges hah
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
That sponge is used for washing dishes and scrubbing things. It's not meant for human skin!
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#51
This Is How My Girlfriend Eats A Cheesecake
#52
The Way My Girlfriend Puts Away The Groceries
Belladonna.dreams 1 year ago
I sometimes do this if I'm really tired when I get home but once I rest, I go back and do it right.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
I've done that before, but only cause I had to rush out the door again. But as soon as I got home I fixed it.
Just-4-2day 1 year ago
Teach her the other way. If she continues to do this, ask yourself if you want to live with this.
#53
Girlfriend Lit A Candle Under The TV
Just-4-2day 1 year ago
So many of these are weaponized incompetence. Think long and hard about continuing the relationship. Usually these behaviors don't improve over time.
#54
My Wife Uses The Mustard Once And Then Buys A New Bottle
Charlie grace 1 year ago
Once??? Just get the little packets of mustard and quit buying a whole bottle. So ridiculous
Sherry Errera 1 year ago
Some things you just pick up with every shopping trip as a habit. But, there's still time to break that habit and use up all this mustard since it does keep for a long time.
#55
The Way My Wife "Slices" An Avocado
Alexandra 1 year ago
Get her to watch a youtube video on how to neatly do this with far less waste.
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#56
The Way My Wife Cuts And Leaves Bananas
#57
My Wife Washed My New Pair Of Jeans So I Could Wear Them Today. She Also Threw In Her Big And Fuzzy Blanket
Mike F 1 year ago
With a cheapo dryer sheet. They get pet hair off as well.
Load More Replies... Daggie_style 1 year ago
This one could just be no one ever showed her the right way. Not like this one poses a fire or biohazard
Load More Replies... Sherry Errera 1 year ago
This pic reminds me about a new pair of black pants I wore for only 10 minutes. I put them on, went downstairs, and sat on the couch. When I looked down to put my shoes on, I saw they were covered in lint, thread, fuzz, and cat hair. It was like I had been rolling around on the carpet! That fabric seemed to attract all kinds of stuff in no time. After that, I made a point to steer clear of that sort of cotton fabric. As far as I know it has no special name, but I can now identify it by its texture.
moon bug 1 year ago
If she was lazy she wouldn’t have washed his jeans for him. Looks like it was just an accident. I wouldn’t have thought a blanket could leave this much fuzz on jeans. I wash my jeans with towels all the time without issue.
Load More Replies... ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
Who says he doesn't? Maybe she just decided to do something nice for him. Chill out.
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The Way My Wife Stored A Birthday Cake In The Refrigerator
KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
Did she slam it on the floor and scoop it up with her hands and shove it in the fridge?
#59
Where My Girlfriend Left Her Cup Of Water
FloralDangerNoodle 1 year ago
@"Disembodied voice" - this whole thread is making me anxious. And angry.
Load More Replies... Daggie_style 1 year ago
My wife is one of those "that's not going to happen" people. But when it happens will blame someone else for being clumsy. So I feel you.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
If that's her bed (or her side of it).... move the laptop and just "happen" to knock over the cup :3 (yes, I am evil)
#60
How My Fiancee Eats McNuggets
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
Each to their own on this one. At least the scraps are tidy and not on the floor for example!
whaaaaaaaaaa 1 year ago
That's... weird. But at least not selfish like the others. It's her nuggets and tbh you wouldn't agree to the way I'm eating biscuits but I'm not gonna force anyone to eat my remainders instead of sharing it fairly
Louisa Alexander 1 year ago
Oh, no, no one should see what is in them before they consume them.
#61
My Partner Never Finishes The Juices We Buy. She Thinks Once The Liquid Hits This Point, It's No Longer Safe To Drink
Jack Smith 1 year ago
it's. it's the same drink. it's still the same juice. does she think there's a layer of poison at the bottom of all drinks or something???
Marla Singer 1 year ago
Sounds like a cover for something else, like not wanting to have to dispose of an empty container.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
More for me! That's just enough to fill up an ice cube tray or back in the day enough to fit a bottle of vodka
#62
My Wife, After She "Cleans" The Dishes
Daggie_style 1 year ago
My wife is an RN, tells me the most disturbing things she had to do to another human being at work but 100% will not touch dishwashing sink scraps. Confuses me but small price to pay for all she does
#63
How My Girlfriend Eats Frosted Cake
Mike D 1 year ago
Buy a container of frosting, she can have it plain or add it to the rest of this cake
Mike F 1 year ago
That's glaze not frosting. I eat around that stuff, it's so nasty.
Load More Replies... Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Mmm. Grab some peanut butter and cover the un-iced parts. I prefer melted peanut butter with honey and butter the drizzled over
#64
No Honey, The Dish That The Costco Roast Chicken Is In, Is Not Oven-Safe
Jack Smith 1 year ago
why is she putting a pre-cooked chicken back into the oven anyway??? unhinged
Ace 1 year ago
Err, 'cos it's gone cool and needs bringing back up to a safe temperature, I assume. Perfectly normal thing. Obvs not in the plastic container though.
Load More Replies... Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
Re-heating a chicken you didn't fresh cook and store yourself is a dangerous game of Russian roulette.
#65
My Girlfriend Refuses To Eat The "Crust" Of A Pancake
Bisexual bee (she/her) 1 year ago
Same, call me a child, but i cannot stand crust. It’s a sensory issue, but everything has a crust IMO.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
That's not a crust. Pancakes do not have a "crust". https://www.dictionary.com/browse/crust
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Daggie_style 1 year ago (edited)
Really concerned about the semantics N@z1s in here. It's pretty clear what is being referred to. Who hurt you?!
Dreaming Spirit 1 year ago
It looks like chocolate frosting between two pancakes to me
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#66
My Wife’s Idea Of Sharing A Croissant. She Only Likes The Shell
️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago
ngl i wouldnt mind if my future husband did this. i prefer the middle over the crust
Ephemera Image 1 year ago
Nah, that's just selfish. Unless you like the center and she likes the crust.
Louisa Alexander 1 year ago
How I knew my BF was perfect for me: I only want the pizza with no cheese or toppings, and he is happy to eat the cheese and toppings I leave behind in the box.
#67
My Fiancee, Ladies And Gentlemen
Hey! 1 year ago
Not the first time you say this so I hope it works at least once.
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My Girlfriend Said She Would Be Ready In 5 Minutes
Jack Smith 1 year ago
is that an hour and a half?? geez. she needs some better time management
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
My mom is like this XD My sister will tell me, "Be at the house by 6:30, we're leaving at 6:30" if we're going to a concert or a musical. I'll be at the house by 6pm. My mom won't even be dressed by 6:30. It's been this way all my life. I sometimes do not understand how my mother survived until adulthood.
Zephyr343 1 year ago
Agreed. I tell me wife dinner reservations are at 7 (when they are actually at 8:30)
Load More Replies... Ephemera Image 1 year ago
Something I personally find annoying as fk. I don't put up with it. Waste your time, you won't waste mine.
#69
My Girlfriend Opens New Water Bottles Without Finishing The Others First. Send Help, Please
Alexandra 1 year ago
That would be an eminently practical solution to what might be a 'just don't care' atttitude.
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#70
Fiancee Wanted An Iced Latte
Sarah Biondo 1 year ago
I have an iced coffee maker, and it's AMAZING!! I think it's a Mr Coffee, got it at Target.
Justin Rogers 1 year ago
Hopefully she's pretty or has a wonderful personality because you can't fix stupid
#71
My Girlfriend Rips My Socks That Have Visible Holes In Them To Force Me To Buy New Ones
Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
Yeah, this one is fair. Though it would be easier to just toss them out; ripping them is making a point.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
No, it's NOT "fair". They aren't HER POSSESSIONS. She has zero right to destroy HIS clothing OR throw it out. If he said he cut up her bras or her shirts into pieces once they had a hole in them, people would crucify him. The socks are OP's possessions, NOT his girlfriend's. This is absolutely insane behavior. Would you say it's fair if she destroys his shoes once they have a stain on them? Would you say it's fair if she trashes his car once it has a few dings or loses a bumper? As an aside, no one SEES OP's socks except him and his gf. Who the eff cares if he wants to wear/keep socks with a few holes?
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René Sauer 1 year ago
I usually do that myself to make sure I actually toss them and not accidentally end up throwing in the wash again xDD
#72
My Wife Eats Apples From The Bottom Including The Core
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I... I mean... I know it takes a LOT of apple seeds to actually be toxic/kill a person (and one must crush them; an uncrushed apple seed will just pass through the digestion system whole due to its testa/seed coat) but STILL. We've all heard enough stories about how apple seeds contain cyanide as kids; I wouldn't be able to make myself eat a whole apple seed even though I know logically ONE seed won't kill me XD
Dreaming Spirit 1 year ago (edited)
As a kid, I used to pluck the seeds from apple core, bite off the shell (like you would do with sunflower seeds) and eat the core. I really liked the taste, reminded me of almonds. I learned they are poisonous years later. More luck than brain, as my Grandma used to say!
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 year ago
I used to eat apples that way. I have no idea why, my mother certainly didn't
#73
Happily Obliged When My Wife Said She Would Mow The Grass
#74
My Girlfriend Will Cut Off The Stuffed Crust And Leave The Rest For Someone Else
Squiffle Noses 1 year ago
At least she cuts it off rather than gnawing it off like a rat - kinda considerate compared to some of the other posts here!
#75
The Way My Wife Eats Cinnamon Rolls
Xaqualyn 1 year ago
Avoiding the dry outside to get to the soft and yummy center... I see no problem here ☺️
Janos Schumacher 1 year ago
I'm OK with this. I don't do it, but I've always wanted to. The outer parts are the punishment for the good part.
#76
Girlfriend Will Put Trash On The Counter By The Trash Can Because She Thinks That The Trash Is Too Gross To Touch, Even Though We Have An Automatic Lid
Lene 1 year ago
This amuses me, actually. When does food become trash? When it is just the leftovers on your plate? When you take it to the kitchen counter by the sink? When you rinse it off into the sink? When it goes in the trash can? At what point exactly does it go from being yummy food to "uck, no. That's just gross"-trash? (It is something I think about a lot. Some foods I have no problems with until they hit the bag in the bin. Other foods I find gross from the point I feel full and have the leftovers on the plate)
Dani Pret 1 year ago
So which foods do you class as gross when full and others not so much? Mine is anything wet I can't handle. I also can't stand over the bin too long so anything that has too much on it to scrape in the bin
Load More Replies... Daggie_style 1 year ago
My family seems to have a complete inability to flatten cartons, boxes etc. Trash fills up almost daily because of it
Just-4-2day 1 year ago
So many of these are weaponized incompetence. Think long and hard about continuing the relationship. Usually these behaviors don't improve over time.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
Not every place on the planet has recycling programs available.
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#77
My Wife Constantly Does This. She Stops Wanting Her Drink Around This Point And Says, "You Finish It"
Sherry Errera 1 year ago
I'll take a can over a plastic bottle that turns warm and loses its punch when I'm only about 1/4 way through.
#78
How My Wife Throws Away Boxes
#79
The Way My Girlfriend Places Her Laptop
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
She'll blame whomever knocked it over (cat, dog, OP) or she'll say to OP, "If you SAW it there, why didn't you MOVE it for me??"
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Depends on how many times they've moved it in the past
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Asked My Wife To Cut My Hair
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
There's one way to fix that. No comb on the clippers and start again.. Good as gold in a few months🤣
Marla Singer 1 year ago (edited)
This one doesn't belong here. Both partners are to blame for not realizing that the wife *doesn't know how to cut hair*. This makes it seem like all women should magically know how to do it. Even if he just wanted a buzz cut, using clippers takes a little practice.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
My friend, a lot of people live at or just above the poverty line. Not everyone can afford regular haircuts/barbering.
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My Wife Never Finishes Water Bottles. Just Always Grabs A New One. Hours Ago I Just Cleaned Up A Ton Of Her Leftover Ones
Khavrinen 1 year ago
Buy her a Brita instead, then she can drink as much or as little as she likes, and not create all the extra plastic waste.
Aballi 1 year ago
Or a reusable water bottle. My water bottle goes everywhere with me. Bonus: it's covered in awesome stickers!
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#82
I Asked My Wife To Keep The Oven On Low For The Burgers. She Put It On Low, Broil, And Forgot To Take The Plastic Cover Off
Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
This could be just forgetfulness. Not an inner, deep-seated behavioural issue.
Just-4-2day 1 year ago
Miscommunication. "Honey, lower the temp on the oven to 200F. Don't forget to take the plastic lid off the burgers before you put it in the oven."
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
Ew, no. This one just looks like what he said, she just plain forgot, she could have been tired from work or kids, or just busy and absentmindedly done this. Don't be an a*s. I bet you have done a stupid little mistake here or there when you were super tired cause I guarantee you are not perfect, because nobody is.
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Every Time I Use My Wife's Vehicle. Every. Single. Time
Jack Smith 1 year ago
i'm assuming that you have your own car because you specified that it's your wife's vehicle. use your own car, let her run out of gas. it'll be her own fault
Mike F 1 year ago
And just WHO will get that phone call? I've been there.
Load More Replies... Sally Signup 1 year ago
I have an extremely long commute. I go from a full tank to this in 2 days, so I'm literally filling up every other day. (Yes, I'm looking for a new job.) And I usually only fill up before work because the gas station with the best price is too busy in the afternoon. While I *greatly* appreciate it when my hubby fills the tank for me, I don't expect it.
#84
Every Week My Wife Buys 2 Bananas, And Every Week I Throw Them Out
#85
I Let Girlfriend Take A Sip Of My Energy Drink
Bisexual bee (she/her) 1 year ago
Kinda your fault, if you knew she was wearing lipstick and that bothers you, don’t give her a sip, or just wipe it off.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Holy jeezus! She applies it like she's icing a cake. I've never had that much lipstick on my lips at one time before.
Weasel Wise 1 year ago (edited)
Who drinks a canned beverage this way? With the mouth of a gaping fish?!
Daggie_style 1 year ago
Dude...how much is she wearing. Not judging but that seems excessive...though I would have no idea
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I'm judging, and it IS excessive. You're not supposed to apply it like you're a clown going to a kid's party.
Load More Replies... Ephemera Image 1 year ago
I see women with that glopped-on lipstick all the time. How do they stand it? And lip gloss always makes them look like they're drooling. I find it repulsive, although I know that's not a popular opinion. I'm a woman.
#86
My Wife Had An Idea, So She Made Me Keep This Area White While Painting. Turns Out, She Had No Further Plans For This
Lene 1 year ago
I think I would repaint that area with magnet paint or chalk board paint and use it for messages and notes etc. I assume that chair is next to a desk with a computer on (so a gaming/office area). Using the wall for notes and stuff like that may keep the clutter off the desk.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
That is such a good idea! But I have never heard of magnet paint, stupid question... is it magnetic? (again, I know, stupid question.... lol) I'm probably just gonna go google it since I am impatient anyways lmao
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Daggie_style 1 year ago
It's a secret door. If you crawl through it you will become John Malkovich.
#87
I Recently Got My Girlfriend A Lamp With A Built-In Wireless Charger, Because She Always Misplaces Her Charging Cable Before Bed. Soon After She Got A Pop Socket
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I agree, I use a pop socket, but it's on a case, what animal just goes around with a naked, unprotected phone?
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What do you think ?
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
The amount of borderline sociopathic, neglectful or abusive behaviors in this post is disturbing...
Insomniac 1 year ago
The one with the chicken on the stove was horrifying. They have children!
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René Sauer 1 year ago
I bet I saw at least half of them in another post, either here or on another site, with the genders reversed...
v 1 year ago
This one serves as a nice glimpse into how the same topic is addressed by gender. The most telling is that the phrase "weaponized incompetence" is only seen twice (on the surface, it may have been used in one of the deeper comment threads). Once in the lead paragraph and once in a visible comment. If this one had been about men, weaponized incompetence would have been a lead comment in every other post, at least.
Insomniac 1 year ago
I have some major mental health issues, and in my pre-treatment days, I certainly used weaponized incompetence. I'll admit to it. Yes, I'm a woman. I think I mostly learned it from years with an abusive ex who was a master at it. I had to do everything for him (even apply for jobs), and it was like after I was done... I was just so tired I stopped doing everything. Then in therapy I realized what I was doing and have worked really hard to get myself functional and responsible again. It looks like a few women on there might need some professional help. Not everything is mental illness, but I'd rather think it's that than believe that folks can be that stupid.
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Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
I'm going to assume half these women have undiagnosed ADHD. I did, and after my diagnosis and some treatment, a lot of things my husband could have complained about, but was too kind to, cleared up. Stuff that looked selfish or lazy but was just completely off my radar. Maybe find out if your SO needs help or treatment before deciding their behavior should be Internet entertainment
Bored Retsuko 1 year ago
Damn, you got downvoted. I was going to say the same, some of these look like executive dysfunction. Not cool to shame them online.
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 1 year ago
The lesson from this: raccoons may be cute, but they're not gf material.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
You complain YET you marry people like that 🤷🏻♀️ and remain married. So...
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
The amount of borderline sociopathic, neglectful or abusive behaviors in this post is disturbing...
Insomniac 1 year ago
The one with the chicken on the stove was horrifying. They have children!
Load More Replies... René Sauer 1 year ago
I bet I saw at least half of them in another post, either here or on another site, with the genders reversed...
v 1 year ago
This one serves as a nice glimpse into how the same topic is addressed by gender. The most telling is that the phrase "weaponized incompetence" is only seen twice (on the surface, it may have been used in one of the deeper comment threads). Once in the lead paragraph and once in a visible comment. If this one had been about men, weaponized incompetence would have been a lead comment in every other post, at least.
Insomniac 1 year ago
I have some major mental health issues, and in my pre-treatment days, I certainly used weaponized incompetence. I'll admit to it. Yes, I'm a woman. I think I mostly learned it from years with an abusive ex who was a master at it. I had to do everything for him (even apply for jobs), and it was like after I was done... I was just so tired I stopped doing everything. Then in therapy I realized what I was doing and have worked really hard to get myself functional and responsible again. It looks like a few women on there might need some professional help. Not everything is mental illness, but I'd rather think it's that than believe that folks can be that stupid.
Load More Replies... Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
I'm going to assume half these women have undiagnosed ADHD. I did, and after my diagnosis and some treatment, a lot of things my husband could have complained about, but was too kind to, cleared up. Stuff that looked selfish or lazy but was just completely off my radar. Maybe find out if your SO needs help or treatment before deciding their behavior should be Internet entertainment
Bored Retsuko 1 year ago
Damn, you got downvoted. I was going to say the same, some of these look like executive dysfunction. Not cool to shame them online.
Load More Replies... The Original Bruno 1 year ago
The lesson from this: raccoons may be cute, but they're not gf material.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
You complain YET you marry people like that 🤷🏻♀️ and remain married. So...
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