Things posted on the internet cannot be unposted. That’s part of the game. But there are surely things we have posted that we’re not necessarily very proud of. Some, however, have no clue about their clueless arguments and remain unapologetic.
And there’s this corner of Reddit known as “S***AmericansSay” which is notorious for busting these kinds of instances. In fact, the community of 353k members is sharing the most cringeworthy and clueless posts spotted surfing on social media. That includes but isn’t limited to blunt arguments, embarrassing comments, hilariously inaccurate shares, you name it.
Below we selected some of the most entertaining examples that will surely make you chuckle and wonder what those people are thinking. Psst! Here's part 1 of the post with more stuff Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter, ‘cause no one is immune to cluelessness) say!
This post may include affiliate links.
On South Africa
Observing Of The Columbus Day
“If You Are White You Cant Speak Spanish”
The use of social media has increased throughout the world, including emerging and developing nations in recent years. And, across the 11 emerging economies surveyed for this Pew Research study, 28% of adults say social media is very important for helping them keep up with political news and other developments occurring in the world.
Simultaneously, the spread of misinformation has reached new heights. With the pandemic ransacking the globe, it has become vital to separate facts from fiction and stop the harm from false statements. Today, the question of what we hold as a true and trusted piece of information and not is key, but the boundaries between the two are becoming increasingly blurred. So what happened?
Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image
And it's self-perpetuating, because the under educated kids will be school board members soon.
This Is America
What an idiot! I’m from Canada and I’m happy I live here, because I wouldn’t want to live in America.
"Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"
According to Kevin Kelli, the co-founder of Wired magazine, “Truth is no longer dictated by authorities, but is networked by peers. For every fact there is a counterfact and all these counterfacts and facts look identical online, which is confusing to most people.” When you think of it, most online content is created, shared and altered by people online. Add the lack of attention to whether the information is accurate, and you have a toxic cocktail for reproducing countless inaccurate and false content.
Americans Would Never Do This
Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before
Medicine
Now take that to one of your hospitals and have an itemized bill made out, you now "POOR" bastard!
Meanwhile, this new study published in Nature that involves an experiment conducted by a group of researchers from MIT, the University of Regina in Canada, University of Exeter Business School in the United Kingdom and Center for Research and Teaching in Economics in Mexico, showed some interesting findings about the way people perceive what’s inaccurate online.
“It seems that the social media context may distract people from accuracy,” study coauthor Gordon Pennycook, an assistant professor of behavioral science at the University of Regina, told The Journalist’s Resource. According to him, although people are often capable of distinguishing between true and false news content, they fail to even consider whether content is accurate before they share it on social media.
“Your Little European Sport Where You Kick A Ball With Your Foot Is Called ‘Soccer’”
The imperial measurement system is insane and I feel bad for anyone who has to use it!
If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?
Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?
According to Pennycook, “The downstream effect of improving the quality of news sharing increases with the influence of the user who is making better choices.” He added: “It may be that the effect is as effective (if not more so) for users with more followers because the importance of ‘I better make sure this is true’ is literally greater for those with more followers.”
"I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)
Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe
Same vibe as the American guy who got mad at me (disabled) for living off "his" tax money... I'm in Sweden
On Dates
The Lack Of Freedom, Firearms And Muslim Immigrants
"Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"
"The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "
Yeah, I still wonder what they think our countries are like. What freedom do we not have?
A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program
Getting A Tattoo Of Your Ancestry.com Results
Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour
"99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"
Americans Don't Have An Accent
English
Rome
Yes, English Comes From America
That might not have helped them... I have seen on a number of occasions Britain described as being in England.
Europe Sucks
"US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"
“Greatest Country In The World” “You’re Welcome For All The Policing It Does”
“The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”
Norwegian Flag Taken Down
Just to make it clear: The Norwegian flag on this picture is in Stavanger, Norway. Outside the optician in Kirkegata to be accurate ;)
Pronounced Like Rifle
Clocks
So with this and a couple of other posts, what do the American's find so confusing about the 24 hour clock? I learned both ways of telling the time at an early age, it is not difficult.
Actually the whole AM/PM system is kinda confusing. I of course like most of the world use 24h clock, and have problems with "is 12am noon or midnight" ?
Load More Replies...i myself may take a second to do the (very basic) math (im just really dumb) but it's not hard!
....why am I playing Bill Haley's "Rock Around The Clock" right now? (It's fun, though)
I’m guessing this military time thing is more like a stereotype? Used to work with Americans a lot, they never got confused when I say 14:30 in an email?
I guess I will just keep on keeping on with my old 24 hr military time keeping then.
Some people in the US forget that learning should be a lifelong thing and lock down their minds early and then violently defend their ignorance. Not all of us are like that. Really though, you shouldn't bother arguing with stupid people.
The few benefits of having been raised on a military base was that we learned metric conversions and that (gasp) there are 24 hours in a day and a whole WORLD outside the United States of America... lol
They only teach the 12 hour clocks in America. Like most things American school system is making us dumb, we have Crazy propaganda thrown at us in ways the ignorant can't see at all and BLINDLY Obey and repeat. This is taught at a VERY Young age. Until I started watching TV shows and documentaries from other countries as a young adult and dealing with government stuff made me realize JUST How f****d up America is.
I'm American and I've never had any trouble learning and using either system. Don't lump us all together. We've got all kinds here.
When America collapse it will be because of the stupidity of its uneducated masses. Same ones that voted for Trump
If standard 24hr time confuses them they must have become catatonic when Zero Dark Thirty was released.
“Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'
Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?
Real talk though, I've strong suspicion that the garlic that they use in the americas is some different variety than the one we use in Europe (Italy in particular). There is no way that you can use a whole head of garlic without making a dish inedible and pollute the whole street.
What Month Is 21?
There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism
Pot vs. Kettle
It's weird though. I've been to the US on vacation and every hotel and motel had an electric kettle in the room, so you could make your own tea in the morning. Guess this fear is pretty local to some areas.
"So May 16th Doesn't Exist?"
But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)
"As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"
I'm not sure where I stand on this one. On the one hand, the original post is right to be outraged that these things were done so blatantly and without oversight or consequences. But at the same time, it's astonishingly naive to believe it never happened before and won't happen again (just with oversight and consequence).
“Love When They Try To Take Credit For A System We Developed”
Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water
English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)
"Rechtsschreibung" = law, "Rechtschreibung" = orthography...isn't German wonderful?
American English vs. British English *uses Australian Flag*
Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?
One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy
Don't You Miss Owning A Car?
"Democracy Is An Illusion"
I Hate When People Say Americans Dont Learn World History. Why Would We
The Brand Maybe Needs Changing From Prison Orange
Southern Hemisphere? "Yes I Live In Central Texas"
Americans On Native Americans
Building A House Is Hard In Metric
And the ones they do build don’t get blown away like the matchstick ones they build in the US
Protesting
"It's The Only Way To Stop Their Socialist Agenda"
"His Liberal Talking Point Response Was All I Needed To Hear"
Why Doesn't Germany Use The American Name
"Should The Spanish Language Remove The Word Negro From Its Language?"
Betcha if you asked this guy to spell orange he'd ask you if the color or the fruit!
Honestly, The US Should Stop Providing Aid And Defense To Europe. Let's See How Quickly Their Socialist Bullsh*t Falls Apart
“Americans Singlehandedly Brought Freedom, Democracy, Peace And Prosperity To Germany”
Please read a proper history book. Even just a couple of chapters might do it.
“Your Hellhole Country Exists Solely Because We Allow It”
Don’t Think Anyone In The Civil War Used A Match-Lock !
A Post Criticising People Who Claim The South Had A Noble Cause In The American Civil War, And Just Like Clockwork...
except the myth that civil war was about states rights was developed during the myth of the lost cause era. Ironically until right before the Civil War the south was trying to use the federal govt to force slavery in Territories that didn't want it (like Kansas) and force Northern States to enforce Southern Slave laws. Civil War was when the anti-slavery politicians won, the south panicked and rebelled, and later on the myth of states rights came around. States Rights originally was used by the Abolitionist movement as a way to avoid enforcing the fugitive slave laws.
Sas: Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages
"No Nation Has Ever Done Anything Like It." About US Evacuating Afghanistan
Celsius
“We Can Drone Strike Anyone We Want”
On Flags
"Europe Is Becoming A Fascist Dictatorship By The Day" And A Rare Triple Combo
Five night in hospital. Two surgeries with all the trimmings. 20 doses of intravenous antibiotics and about a dozen of various other tablets each day. Bed and board included, including an extreme contamination regime for the first three days since I was a near contact to a confirmed Covid case (who staid in isolation at home with a "cold" since she's fully vaccainated). Total cost: NOK 0,00, which equals USD 0,00. I didn't need an ambulance, but that too would have been included in this grand total.
American Tan Lines
With all that oil instead of sunscreen, that patriot gonna slip and shoot her a$$ off.
“Not Too Many People Knew This Event Was Happening”
And with "not too many people knew" he just means himself. He didn't know it existed. We all did.
„military Time“
Will My Right To Bear Arms Be Honoured In England Or Germany?
"They Hate US Cause They Ain’t Us"
Wait, does France think The Netherlands is the biggest threat to world peace? Or Luxembourg (I can't make it out)
Who Need Sports When You Have Money?
“Our Founding Fathers Made The Right Decision To Stick To This Date Format When Europeans Changed Theirs”
Fed up with the date argument. Go from small to big or big to small but don't have the day in the middle just because of 'that's how we say it'. As if that was a good reason.
Scotland
"California, A Very Non American Place"
Centimeters
Commie Gonna Die Because They Won't Save $1k For Live Saving Care
£25 a month or so. They call them commie, without even knowing the definition of the word, With $1k savings here, I'll not only have free ride to hospital when needed, I won't get in lifelong debts if something is really bad with my health. pathetic logic
Sorry Europeans: You Kind Of Get Assigned Jobs, Can't Make Money Or Be Successful?
Yup. When we get born our name gets tossed in this big hat that assigns us our jobs. A Sorting Hat, so to speak. Then you get raised to do that job, only being taught knowledge and skills that pertain to that job. And if you don't like the job, too bad. You need to do it until you die.
"No One Says Today Is 14th Of March..."
"Celsius Is For Water. Fahrenheit Is For Humans. I Am A Human Not A Water." On A Meme About Americans Not Understanding Celsius
A human being is like 70% water so would that make him slightly a water?
"China Bombed Pearl Harbor"
You are stupid, Japan bombed Pearl Harbour. How can you go through life not knowing your own history?
If You Don’t Like It We’ll Just Nuke You
"Why Does China Have Almost No Culture Compared To The USA?"
Counting on fingers: ceramics, literature, art, cuisines, medicine, architecture ... versus ... hamburgers?
I Would Have Guessed One Of The Superbowls
Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around usa and there are more people elsewhere than just in usa, shocker
We Are The Only Country In The World...
“Here In The States We Have Tight Controls On Harmful Food Additives. I Feel Fortunate To Cal This Place Home”
“Universal Healthcare” I.e. You Can Only Get Very Basic Operations And Checkups Done By Subpar Doctors
Extreme Restrictions On Free Speech
Some of us are in European countries with Full Democracies and not like the US which is a Flawed Democracy. Look up the Democracy Index. Not all of course (sorry to those European countries which are also not Full Democracies).
"The Rest Of The World Put Together Isn't Half As Important As Us"
"In Europe They Don't Have Water Sometimes"
"Americans Don't Have Accents, Everyone Else Does"
Wars Make US Safer And Richer
''i'm A 4th Generation Italian(-American). I'm Pretty Damn Sure I Can Call Myself Italian''
American Reaction To A Job Posting With A Translation To Spanish
A Foreigner Is Blissfully Ignorant Of How Inferior Their Land Is
"Treated Like A Celebrity Overseas If You’re American"
“Name A Overall Better Country”
[in France] "Everything En France'. Nothing In English"
And this is written by someone who clearly has very poor English skills themselves. The irony.
"The Only Healthcare System With A Sliver Of Freedom..."
"So How Come Not In Korea??"
On The Metric System
"Can You Beat US In War?"
Here's a quiz for all the Americans who think like this: Name a war that the U.S fought and actually won all by itself. Here's a clue - it wasn't WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq (either time), Libya, or Afghanistan.
"Maga-Themed Wedding Pays Tribute To Trump"
“There’s No Excuse For Poverty In America”
And now that people are actually going and getting better jobs its like "wait what about my burger?"
Republicans
My Italian Side I Have No Patience And My Irish Side Is Wild And Likes To Party
Do these people really believe what they say? Because that would be very scary.
Medicare For All Is Medicare For None
Yes we can't have that. We need the American way. Everyone is miserable except for the 1% living in luxury.
Southern Borders
It's My First Time In This Sub Please Be Gentle
On Pages
“You Realize Without The US There Would Be No "Rest Of The World " So In Short We Invented Metric Also” - Comment On A Tiktok About The Metric System
"How Much Should Descendants Of 360,000 Union Soldiers Who Died To Freed Slaves, Be Paid By The Descendants Of The Slaves They Freed?"
The US Is Hated Because It's The Most Powerful And Influential Nation
The World (The USA)
Actually The Us Didn't Lose The Vietnam War
Of course. Quit at your peak. Pull out when you're about to win. Makes sense. To Americans, at least :D
"You Have To Bag Your Own Groceries Like A Slave"- I'm Sorry If This Was Posted Before But I Couldn't Find Anything Similar To My Post On This Subreddit
'Nickel and dime people' ?? I assume they mean charge people small sums for small items?? Never had to pay to use a loo in a restaurant, that tends to be public toilets and I know it's a strange concept but it pays for them to be cleaned and maintained and not to stop, (lol seriously???) gypsies from falling asleep in them! 😕😖 Can't comment on McDonalds as I don't eat in them or get takeaways. Not criticising, just that type of fast food is not my preference ever.
"Just Say 5pm Like A Normal Person"
2% Swedish
Since humans share 60% of our DNA with bananas, I like to keep up with my fellow fruits
Incredibly Unique. No Change In Language Or Even Accent
Well, there might be a change in accent, but the language will pretty much be the same, so they're not really wrong. Here in Europe you don't have to travel that far to reach another country with a completely different language.
Honoring Fallen Soldiers With An Empty Parking Spot
“We Americans Avoid Mexico For A Reason”
We Pay Our Military To Be The World Police ... Y’all Would Be Posting In German Otherwise
Enjoy Your “Football” England…
Enjoy your "freedom"...if France didn't save your ass you would be still a british colony :-)
Pretty Good Education Systems
I've been reading/showing some of the easier-to-understand quotes to the kids. Seven year old daughter just pointed out it should say "countries" and "pretty well". No, we're not American, why do you ask?
Fries
Chicago Puts Every Major European City To Shame
“1776 Gave US The Right To Call Soccer Soccer”
Admiration
But why? Why is it a strange concept for Americans to use a 24h clock?
Dont Like America? Feel Free To Leave And Remove Your Account
"The Difference Between Countries Of Europe And The States Of America Is That They Hate Each Other Slightly More"
I couldn't make it through all of these - it was too painful. Man, I really feel for the cool, intelligent Americans who have to share their country with these dopes.
I’m probably going to get downvoted for this but: The idiots are not the majority. I actually enjoy living in America.
Same here. The people that read these and say " are Americans ok?" are in fact dim witted, because the don't understand how these articles are created. If BP so decided, they could make hundreds of articles about how awesome the US is. What you're seeing here is called selective bias.
Load More Replies...oh come on BP, you'd almost beaten your 1-week streak of not posting any of these articles!
They have been doing less, I was surprised to see this article drop
Load More Replies...I really dislike when BP posts these articles. Because, yeah, some (a lot of) Americans are stupid! But not all of them. In my opinion, it just turns into a cesspool of making fun of people and.. never mind, that probably makes no sense. Sorry! Ignore me.
It does sting when we all look stupid because of a bunch of idiots that only use TikTok and not college
Load More Replies...These posts were really funny, but it makes me feel sorry for all the Americans that actually have brains
there are a lot of us who do. these posts are taken from a small but loud minority.
Load More Replies...Yes, some Americans are incredibly stupid. I'd like to point out, however, that the "Freedom Convoys" started in *Canada*, the UK voted for Brexit, and Russia is trying to rewrite history as a pretext for grabbing Ukraine. Stupid isn't restricted to any nation. It's a failing of the species, like greed, and cruelty, and a desire to feel smugly superior to others by encouraging stereotypes. Dehumanizing Americans is not any better than dehumanizing .... anyone else. And that is, ultimately, the goal of such things. To make it easy to not care about the targeted group. Consider that, please. I'm not some butthurt American. I'm just disgusted by yet another round of same-old same-old. Honestly, this stuff is like listening to my in-laws talk about how all Poles are (fill in unpleasant blank) ... Yeah, yeah, we get it.
noooo noooo... yall funded the freedom convoys madam: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2022/02/15/american-donors-freedom-convoy-zipcodes/
Load More Replies...America has plenty of morons, but I'm sure it' not the only place that does. Are there ever any threads talking this much sht about any place else? Anyone pretending there are no stupid, arrogant people in their own country is probably just as stupid and arrogant.
Totally true, but there must be a reason why it shows more in the US. Maybe they're more into posting everyday stuff so the idiotic comments/posts are more frecuent?
Load More Replies...went straight to the comments to watch the s**tshow....make popcorn, read these and laugh in agreement, knowing that the yanks I met abroad are none of these.
This Yank thanks you. It's like my UK in-laws still insisting that all Poles are really criminals. THey've never spoken to anyone from Poland! *facepalm* on their behalf
Load More Replies...Clueless people exist in every country. I wish BP would stop with the constant America-bashing.
Clueless people are probably equally represented everywhere. But if you have a flawed education system that fails to teach about the outside world... and a culture full of propaganda that "we are the best country, we invented freedom, USA! USA!"... well add that on top of the standard pool of clueless people, and it gets worse.
Load More Replies...You were doing so good BP!! Another article bashing American again… tsk tsk tsk
It's an absolute shame that what Americans have been doing for years on the Internet are now getting the same treatment. Call your manager
Load More Replies...I'm sorry but I couldn't read more than 10 posts. Some of the replies are so incredibly stupid or ignorant... They do say that ignorance is bliss and this thread just proved it.
Oh, lots of countries suck more. Just not many "first world" countries.
Load More Replies...It's funny how Europeans ignore Russia and other eastern European countries when they compare Europe to America. Sorry folks, but western Europe isn't the entirety of Europe! Also, if you're going to point your finger at Trump and American stupidity, then I'm going to point my finger at Brexit, Boris Johnson, Silvio Berlusconi, Marine Le Pen, Russia, Poland, etc.
Except for what is Russia doing in Ukraine what is so terrible about other parts of Europe? Do you think ppl in Hungary, Serbia,Greece, Latvia, Czechia, Slovakia and so on are all just ignorants? Do you think we dont have electricity here? ( because I was asked this question before and trust me we DO have electricity here). We do have fast bank transfers ( within minutes now) pay by watch, smart banking. we learn a lot about world geography and history we speak several languges. Of course we have our own idiots here but we dont have flat earthers here and our morons are not that loud and secure about themselves as your morons I guess. and of course you have more morons statistically as you are a larger country. so they are all over internet "representing you". Also our morons often write in the local language so that may be the case why we do not see a selection of polish or serbian morons on BP.
Load More Replies...I'm American. I don't think our country is the best at almost anything. Reading these quotes is painfully embarrassing. I used to believe there are just a small percentage of people this ignorant and obnoxious. But now I'm just hoping 51% of us are normal, reasonable, and generally educated. I want to still believe the majority of us are good. But I don't know.
well we can kinda tell from the voting pattern, so we mostly work on the assumption as you say that about half are dumb and half are not, whcih correlates with the standard bell curve of IQ.
Load More Replies...That is what i am talking about. You are a site that cares about people, about their equality, about women and social issues. But at the same time you are the most xenophobic prick there is. Double standards in every 2nd article.
The constant "let's make fun of Americans" here is getting ridiculous. The majority of your examples of Americans being stupid is other Americans telling them they're stupid. I don't feel welcomed here anymore.
Be that "other American" that agrees this is stupid, and you are perfectly welcomed.
Load More Replies...I think Americans are super interested in ancestry because here we can only be Native Americans or non-native mutts. I'm a caucasian mutt. I wish I felt like part of a group. I think American is a culture like black is a color. The color black is the absence of light. American isn't a thing; we're just the absence of anything else. I'm glad my kids are Mexican American because they have a culture to embrace. Of course, these are only My feelings.
To be honest, a lot of us in Europe are mutts also. Britain has been invaded over and over and whatever makes us British today is a mix of a whole range of peoples. The US - just more recent that's all. Ancestry IS interesting and I don't think anyone minds someone saying their ancestry is Irish/French/Spanish or whatever. Just don't claim to BE Irish/French/Spanish etc. Why is American not a thing though? That I don't get. Culture is the ideas, customs, and social behaviour of a particular people or society. Americans have that. Might be incredibly varied but that's a positive.
Load More Replies...Or better yet, stop disparaging and stereotyping any country. I can't imagine a worse time in modern history to be doing this.
Load More Replies...People are really getting their panties in a twist about DD/MM vs. MM/DD. If this is the kind of thing that really bothers you, congratulations! you don't have any real problems!
My only problem with it is how often it crops up! Though that's the thing with these US bashing posts. I'm not a fan. Trouble is it's an easy one for Bored Panda - they know it will result in a lot of comments. Exactly what they want.
Load More Replies...I hope that everyone remembers that not every american is an idiot like the above thread shows. Please try to be respectful, these images were cherry picked to be on this thread and although they do showcase the ignorance that some Americans have, they do not represent the entire country and should not be treated as such. I mean, how many of you non-american pandas can claim you have never met a stupid person in your own country.
The real idiots here are the ones who think that this handful of posts is representative of the US, a country of some 330 million people.
Plus, you could do this cherry-picking with literally any country. For instance, Andrew Wakefield, the corrupt doctor who falsified evidence to prove his theory that vaccines cause autism, is British.
Load More Replies...Some of these . . . Are Americans ok? Is their educational system really that fùcked?
You could do this kind of cherry-picking with literally any country.
Load More Replies...As an American, Jesus Christ on a shít cracker this is embarrassing. I’m praying right now and I’m not even religious
I get bored of the same types of articles being rehashed on here too, but if people get pissed off and feel they are American bashing, stop commenting to say that! Every time you comment saying BP should stop with these lists.or that they are offensive, you are ensuring more will get published. If you don't like them, don't click and don't comment. Any interaction, positive or negative, is a win for BP, and will ensure half a dozen similar pages appear
As an American kid I was fortunate enough to have traveled and spend my summers in Egypt to visit relatives there. By doing this I was able to immerse myself in a different culture and would often have lengthy layovers in other countries as well (mainly in Europe.) I haven’t traveled that far in almost 20 years and this summer, I’m taking my 12 year old daughter there for the first time with a layover long enough to explore a little bit of Zürich. After having the impression that so much of the rest of the world may default to us being “dumb Americans” (this post is a prime example,) … I am a little nervous about this upcoming trip! On a different note, it’s sad that so many Americans don’t have the opportunity to travel outside of the country… so many parts of our system are built to keep us uneducated, poor (wages, healthcare costs), and with very little time off work for travel.
Generally speaking most people don't really have a low opinion of Americans. A low opinion of the ones that posted all the crap above? Absolutely. They are just representative of stupid people though, and they're all over the poor planet! I've met plenty of Americans - in the US, my own country and abroad and they were all lovely. I hope you and your daughter have a fabulous time in Zurich.
Load More Replies...Man, sometimes, reading these, I'm like: wow, america sounds awful! Then I remember I live there...
We can't be the only idiotic country out there, why are these always about the US?
Because other countries are not as loud about their stupidity
Load More Replies...I am boycotting BP until it gets over its anti-American bias and will encourage my friends to do the same. Let me know when you go off on a rage about how stupid Nigerians are, or fat people in Romania, or gun-toting Pakistanis.
Here's my question though, do you not have yokels in Europe? I mean, I know you do, but do you just keep them away from computers? I've met fascists and flat earth-ers on both sides of the Atlantic... I've met people in multiple Pacific countries that honestly believe that people from their country can't "breed" with white or black skinned people because of speciation, which is why their governments (China and Japan) make it so hard to become citizens. These things are obviously ridiculous, but I only hear these things when I'm actually in back woods places in these countries. Maybe I just don't spend enough time in German/French/Chinese/Japanese language forums. But if you have some kind of internet bear spray for people with crazy ideas, could you quit holding out on us?
I am utterly embarrassed to have to share a country with these morons. Thank goodness we aren't all this delusional.
I´m American and let me just say, I am so so sorry that these idiots exist. They´re just a small, very loud, percentage of us and I swear, not all of us are jerks.
As an American, let me apologize for my country's ignorance and delusional thinking. We aren't all like that.
Unless you’re one of the handful of people posted here, you have nothing to apologize for. You and I both know this isn’t America. It’s funny that the only xenophobia I’ve ever experienced in the US has all been from foreigners, especially Europeans (I worked for years at the largest Dutch electronics co where the majority of staff were expats from all over Europe). It’s like their pastime or something, which is sad, and, to be honest, makes me feel just a little bit better than them. I mean if someone wants to form an opinion of 330,000,000 people based on a handful of trash people, that’s their problem. But, it really just screams ignorance.
Load More Replies...Someone please tell me you have idiots like this other places too. Oh God please tell me we aren't the only ones
Of course there's stupidity all over the world! BP likes to trot out these US bashing posts to generate comments.
Load More Replies...The gift that never stop giving. Seriously though, I know lots of Americans are good people, so if you could all just move to one part, like Rhode Island, then we can set fire to the rest of the country. Thanks in advance. :P
Europeans aren't exactly too bright either. They keep claiming their healthcare is free, even though they pay for it with tax payer money! It's not free! It's better than what America has, but IT ISN'T FREE. Plus there's at least one European BP commenter who literally is claiming Europe doesn't have to deal with racism. Like, really dude? LOL
Nothing is "free" Tom. Nothing. If you want to get pedantic, everything that is called "free" has a hidden cost. Therefore the word technically shouldn't exist or ever be used. But it is used, because people KNOW that it is a relative term. They know that "free healthcare" MEANS "tax funded". They know that when a store offers "buy one get one free", it really means a 50% discount, and the store is just reducing their profit. You are still giving them money...
Load More Replies...Some of these items are just so plain silly they could not possibly be for real.
Og wow, the comments here are almost as fabulous as the article. 😂😂😂
I think I have damaged my brain reading these. Surely people aren't really this stupid, even in America?
Can we just unalive the stupid americans to raise the world IQ level by 50-100
Around #31 I was starting to suspect a huge anti-American propaganda bot army is posting stuff like this all over the internet. There has to be, right? Please tell me I'm right. Love from the Netherlands (--> a country with running water, a health care system and bank passes we evidently have the Americans to thank for 🥴)
I feel like in history class, when our country did something bad we do learn about what we did. Not only the good stories about our country. Im in the Netherlands. Back when ships became a thing we did a lot good for our country but at cost of many many lives. I feel like America would focus on the first part and would leave out the last part.
Why do they think their “freedom” is so much better than universal healthcare and representative government?
ignorant people exist in every country, I guess the saddest part of this list is that many of these thoughts or beliefs are shared even by people who actually went to school or had some sort of education, so it's more like a cultural thing, but I want to believe most of these clowns are just a the loud minority, and there's actually smarter people than that in the US
I live in Wisconsin. It's embarrassing how many idiots there are in this state/country.
I don't think that American people are any more stupid than any other nationality. The problem is that they are victims of 2 centuries of indoctrination, propaganda, isolation and religious fundamentalism. They have been indoctrinated since childhood to believe that America is the world's greatest country and that as all other countries are inferior, there is no point in learning about them and that only American interests matter. It is true that in many parts of America things are improving, but in others they seem to be regressing.
Sad to say, I'm still learning history about what has happened here (American), even just from 50 years ago. Sometimes it feels as though there is a lock on information; if you don't know what you're looking for you won't find it. It's crazy and scary. Not to mention the huge push of propaganda for food, media, materialism, etc. that seriously ostracizes a person who doesn't 'buy' into it. Try telling people you don't want *name brand* because of slavery and you can be ostracized and bullied- as an adult. Look at the Natives here, they were forced into schools that demonized their natural culture and tried to "cleanse" them of barbarism. That isn't taught in school, it's not publicized. How do we know about something like that unless we dig? I found that by accident. I'm rambling, but suffice to say it's a lot more complicated than "stupid". There is deliberate misinformation and distraction going on, and it's not just here in America.
Load More Replies...I think this isn't a fair reflection of what the average American is like, nor did it pretend to. But these airheads are really loud and obnoxious people. They wear their ignorance like a badge of honour. And that contributes greatly to the bias.
Every country has numerous dumb and ignorant people, but unfortunately America seems to have a higher proportion of them online, making them look bad.
In europe people do think that americans are idiots, they ellected Trump, don't know world history,...but what do we know we don't have running water and still live on the dark ages🤣🤣not all americans are idiots and not all europeans are rude . This was an interesting piece
Leave it out Bored Panda. It's offensive and repetitive. There are plenty of idiots everywhere. The arrogant European smugness is one of the worst things around here, and you just keep encouraging it.
Yeah. All of these ppl make me feel so ashamed to be an American. But I do use "military" time, I have an electric kettle AND a kettle for my stove, I speak 3 languages, I understand that America is NOT the best country in the world... (one of the worst) and I know Europe has running fucken water and that France has freedom... lol. So please don't hate me. I'm one of the okay ones.
I'm in no way against 24 hrs instead of 12, just live in a place where 12 is used. Am curious how you answer the question "what time is it?" if it's 16:00. it feels silly and military to say "sixteen hundred hours" also feels somehow wrong to say "sixteen o'clock". Do you just say "sixteen"?
Yes, sometimes, we will officially say its “sixteen null null”. But mainly we just say its four 😁 But it is not about what you (we) use, is about that country which do not use 12 still know without any problem how 12 (AM-PM) works. The whole 12-24 thing is so simple. It is not rocket sience, its just a very, very simple couting, because day have 24 hours. Honestly i dont know how somebody can fail in such a simple thing ☺️
Load More Replies...Europeans: Nationalism is the root of all evil! Also Europeans: Dozens of ethnic and separatist parties like Scottish National Party, Basque Parliamentary Group, Northern League, but far more people in parties which oppose them for being separatist. Also Europeans: I'm not Belgian; I'm Flemish! I'm not Spanish; I'm Catalan! I'm not French, I'm Occitan! Also Europeans: Why are Americans so hung up on their roots?
Some company should just give free history curriculums to all the inhabitants of America 😂😂 it's embarrassing enough to the reader!!!
How is pointing out the flaws of a country "xenophobic"?
Load More Replies...Reading this is like making Christmas cards with the mentally ill ..pointless. Why is America the greatest county again??? :)
Well you see when you have over 300 million people you are bound to have more idiots too. Also when internet is readily available to all of the population you are going to have many of the idiots on said internet. Im sure you are in the EU with that snobby response.
Load More Replies...I couldn't make it through all of these - it was too painful. Man, I really feel for the cool, intelligent Americans who have to share their country with these dopes.
I’m probably going to get downvoted for this but: The idiots are not the majority. I actually enjoy living in America.
Same here. The people that read these and say " are Americans ok?" are in fact dim witted, because the don't understand how these articles are created. If BP so decided, they could make hundreds of articles about how awesome the US is. What you're seeing here is called selective bias.
Load More Replies...oh come on BP, you'd almost beaten your 1-week streak of not posting any of these articles!
They have been doing less, I was surprised to see this article drop
Load More Replies...I really dislike when BP posts these articles. Because, yeah, some (a lot of) Americans are stupid! But not all of them. In my opinion, it just turns into a cesspool of making fun of people and.. never mind, that probably makes no sense. Sorry! Ignore me.
It does sting when we all look stupid because of a bunch of idiots that only use TikTok and not college
Load More Replies...These posts were really funny, but it makes me feel sorry for all the Americans that actually have brains
there are a lot of us who do. these posts are taken from a small but loud minority.
Load More Replies...Yes, some Americans are incredibly stupid. I'd like to point out, however, that the "Freedom Convoys" started in *Canada*, the UK voted for Brexit, and Russia is trying to rewrite history as a pretext for grabbing Ukraine. Stupid isn't restricted to any nation. It's a failing of the species, like greed, and cruelty, and a desire to feel smugly superior to others by encouraging stereotypes. Dehumanizing Americans is not any better than dehumanizing .... anyone else. And that is, ultimately, the goal of such things. To make it easy to not care about the targeted group. Consider that, please. I'm not some butthurt American. I'm just disgusted by yet another round of same-old same-old. Honestly, this stuff is like listening to my in-laws talk about how all Poles are (fill in unpleasant blank) ... Yeah, yeah, we get it.
noooo noooo... yall funded the freedom convoys madam: https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2022/02/15/american-donors-freedom-convoy-zipcodes/
Load More Replies...America has plenty of morons, but I'm sure it' not the only place that does. Are there ever any threads talking this much sht about any place else? Anyone pretending there are no stupid, arrogant people in their own country is probably just as stupid and arrogant.
Totally true, but there must be a reason why it shows more in the US. Maybe they're more into posting everyday stuff so the idiotic comments/posts are more frecuent?
Load More Replies...went straight to the comments to watch the s**tshow....make popcorn, read these and laugh in agreement, knowing that the yanks I met abroad are none of these.
This Yank thanks you. It's like my UK in-laws still insisting that all Poles are really criminals. THey've never spoken to anyone from Poland! *facepalm* on their behalf
Load More Replies...Clueless people exist in every country. I wish BP would stop with the constant America-bashing.
Clueless people are probably equally represented everywhere. But if you have a flawed education system that fails to teach about the outside world... and a culture full of propaganda that "we are the best country, we invented freedom, USA! USA!"... well add that on top of the standard pool of clueless people, and it gets worse.
Load More Replies...You were doing so good BP!! Another article bashing American again… tsk tsk tsk
It's an absolute shame that what Americans have been doing for years on the Internet are now getting the same treatment. Call your manager
Load More Replies...I'm sorry but I couldn't read more than 10 posts. Some of the replies are so incredibly stupid or ignorant... They do say that ignorance is bliss and this thread just proved it.
Oh, lots of countries suck more. Just not many "first world" countries.
Load More Replies...It's funny how Europeans ignore Russia and other eastern European countries when they compare Europe to America. Sorry folks, but western Europe isn't the entirety of Europe! Also, if you're going to point your finger at Trump and American stupidity, then I'm going to point my finger at Brexit, Boris Johnson, Silvio Berlusconi, Marine Le Pen, Russia, Poland, etc.
Except for what is Russia doing in Ukraine what is so terrible about other parts of Europe? Do you think ppl in Hungary, Serbia,Greece, Latvia, Czechia, Slovakia and so on are all just ignorants? Do you think we dont have electricity here? ( because I was asked this question before and trust me we DO have electricity here). We do have fast bank transfers ( within minutes now) pay by watch, smart banking. we learn a lot about world geography and history we speak several languges. Of course we have our own idiots here but we dont have flat earthers here and our morons are not that loud and secure about themselves as your morons I guess. and of course you have more morons statistically as you are a larger country. so they are all over internet "representing you". Also our morons often write in the local language so that may be the case why we do not see a selection of polish or serbian morons on BP.
Load More Replies...I'm American. I don't think our country is the best at almost anything. Reading these quotes is painfully embarrassing. I used to believe there are just a small percentage of people this ignorant and obnoxious. But now I'm just hoping 51% of us are normal, reasonable, and generally educated. I want to still believe the majority of us are good. But I don't know.
well we can kinda tell from the voting pattern, so we mostly work on the assumption as you say that about half are dumb and half are not, whcih correlates with the standard bell curve of IQ.
Load More Replies...That is what i am talking about. You are a site that cares about people, about their equality, about women and social issues. But at the same time you are the most xenophobic prick there is. Double standards in every 2nd article.
The constant "let's make fun of Americans" here is getting ridiculous. The majority of your examples of Americans being stupid is other Americans telling them they're stupid. I don't feel welcomed here anymore.
Be that "other American" that agrees this is stupid, and you are perfectly welcomed.
Load More Replies...I think Americans are super interested in ancestry because here we can only be Native Americans or non-native mutts. I'm a caucasian mutt. I wish I felt like part of a group. I think American is a culture like black is a color. The color black is the absence of light. American isn't a thing; we're just the absence of anything else. I'm glad my kids are Mexican American because they have a culture to embrace. Of course, these are only My feelings.
To be honest, a lot of us in Europe are mutts also. Britain has been invaded over and over and whatever makes us British today is a mix of a whole range of peoples. The US - just more recent that's all. Ancestry IS interesting and I don't think anyone minds someone saying their ancestry is Irish/French/Spanish or whatever. Just don't claim to BE Irish/French/Spanish etc. Why is American not a thing though? That I don't get. Culture is the ideas, customs, and social behaviour of a particular people or society. Americans have that. Might be incredibly varied but that's a positive.
Load More Replies...Or better yet, stop disparaging and stereotyping any country. I can't imagine a worse time in modern history to be doing this.
Load More Replies...People are really getting their panties in a twist about DD/MM vs. MM/DD. If this is the kind of thing that really bothers you, congratulations! you don't have any real problems!
My only problem with it is how often it crops up! Though that's the thing with these US bashing posts. I'm not a fan. Trouble is it's an easy one for Bored Panda - they know it will result in a lot of comments. Exactly what they want.
Load More Replies...I hope that everyone remembers that not every american is an idiot like the above thread shows. Please try to be respectful, these images were cherry picked to be on this thread and although they do showcase the ignorance that some Americans have, they do not represent the entire country and should not be treated as such. I mean, how many of you non-american pandas can claim you have never met a stupid person in your own country.
The real idiots here are the ones who think that this handful of posts is representative of the US, a country of some 330 million people.
Plus, you could do this cherry-picking with literally any country. For instance, Andrew Wakefield, the corrupt doctor who falsified evidence to prove his theory that vaccines cause autism, is British.
Load More Replies...Some of these . . . Are Americans ok? Is their educational system really that fùcked?
You could do this kind of cherry-picking with literally any country.
Load More Replies...As an American, Jesus Christ on a shít cracker this is embarrassing. I’m praying right now and I’m not even religious
I get bored of the same types of articles being rehashed on here too, but if people get pissed off and feel they are American bashing, stop commenting to say that! Every time you comment saying BP should stop with these lists.or that they are offensive, you are ensuring more will get published. If you don't like them, don't click and don't comment. Any interaction, positive or negative, is a win for BP, and will ensure half a dozen similar pages appear
As an American kid I was fortunate enough to have traveled and spend my summers in Egypt to visit relatives there. By doing this I was able to immerse myself in a different culture and would often have lengthy layovers in other countries as well (mainly in Europe.) I haven’t traveled that far in almost 20 years and this summer, I’m taking my 12 year old daughter there for the first time with a layover long enough to explore a little bit of Zürich. After having the impression that so much of the rest of the world may default to us being “dumb Americans” (this post is a prime example,) … I am a little nervous about this upcoming trip! On a different note, it’s sad that so many Americans don’t have the opportunity to travel outside of the country… so many parts of our system are built to keep us uneducated, poor (wages, healthcare costs), and with very little time off work for travel.
Generally speaking most people don't really have a low opinion of Americans. A low opinion of the ones that posted all the crap above? Absolutely. They are just representative of stupid people though, and they're all over the poor planet! I've met plenty of Americans - in the US, my own country and abroad and they were all lovely. I hope you and your daughter have a fabulous time in Zurich.
Load More Replies...Man, sometimes, reading these, I'm like: wow, america sounds awful! Then I remember I live there...
We can't be the only idiotic country out there, why are these always about the US?
Because other countries are not as loud about their stupidity
Load More Replies...I am boycotting BP until it gets over its anti-American bias and will encourage my friends to do the same. Let me know when you go off on a rage about how stupid Nigerians are, or fat people in Romania, or gun-toting Pakistanis.
Here's my question though, do you not have yokels in Europe? I mean, I know you do, but do you just keep them away from computers? I've met fascists and flat earth-ers on both sides of the Atlantic... I've met people in multiple Pacific countries that honestly believe that people from their country can't "breed" with white or black skinned people because of speciation, which is why their governments (China and Japan) make it so hard to become citizens. These things are obviously ridiculous, but I only hear these things when I'm actually in back woods places in these countries. Maybe I just don't spend enough time in German/French/Chinese/Japanese language forums. But if you have some kind of internet bear spray for people with crazy ideas, could you quit holding out on us?
I am utterly embarrassed to have to share a country with these morons. Thank goodness we aren't all this delusional.
I´m American and let me just say, I am so so sorry that these idiots exist. They´re just a small, very loud, percentage of us and I swear, not all of us are jerks.
As an American, let me apologize for my country's ignorance and delusional thinking. We aren't all like that.
Unless you’re one of the handful of people posted here, you have nothing to apologize for. You and I both know this isn’t America. It’s funny that the only xenophobia I’ve ever experienced in the US has all been from foreigners, especially Europeans (I worked for years at the largest Dutch electronics co where the majority of staff were expats from all over Europe). It’s like their pastime or something, which is sad, and, to be honest, makes me feel just a little bit better than them. I mean if someone wants to form an opinion of 330,000,000 people based on a handful of trash people, that’s their problem. But, it really just screams ignorance.
Load More Replies...Someone please tell me you have idiots like this other places too. Oh God please tell me we aren't the only ones
Of course there's stupidity all over the world! BP likes to trot out these US bashing posts to generate comments.
Load More Replies...The gift that never stop giving. Seriously though, I know lots of Americans are good people, so if you could all just move to one part, like Rhode Island, then we can set fire to the rest of the country. Thanks in advance. :P
Europeans aren't exactly too bright either. They keep claiming their healthcare is free, even though they pay for it with tax payer money! It's not free! It's better than what America has, but IT ISN'T FREE. Plus there's at least one European BP commenter who literally is claiming Europe doesn't have to deal with racism. Like, really dude? LOL
Nothing is "free" Tom. Nothing. If you want to get pedantic, everything that is called "free" has a hidden cost. Therefore the word technically shouldn't exist or ever be used. But it is used, because people KNOW that it is a relative term. They know that "free healthcare" MEANS "tax funded". They know that when a store offers "buy one get one free", it really means a 50% discount, and the store is just reducing their profit. You are still giving them money...
Load More Replies...Some of these items are just so plain silly they could not possibly be for real.
Og wow, the comments here are almost as fabulous as the article. 😂😂😂
I think I have damaged my brain reading these. Surely people aren't really this stupid, even in America?
Can we just unalive the stupid americans to raise the world IQ level by 50-100
Around #31 I was starting to suspect a huge anti-American propaganda bot army is posting stuff like this all over the internet. There has to be, right? Please tell me I'm right. Love from the Netherlands (--> a country with running water, a health care system and bank passes we evidently have the Americans to thank for 🥴)
I feel like in history class, when our country did something bad we do learn about what we did. Not only the good stories about our country. Im in the Netherlands. Back when ships became a thing we did a lot good for our country but at cost of many many lives. I feel like America would focus on the first part and would leave out the last part.
Why do they think their “freedom” is so much better than universal healthcare and representative government?
ignorant people exist in every country, I guess the saddest part of this list is that many of these thoughts or beliefs are shared even by people who actually went to school or had some sort of education, so it's more like a cultural thing, but I want to believe most of these clowns are just a the loud minority, and there's actually smarter people than that in the US
I live in Wisconsin. It's embarrassing how many idiots there are in this state/country.
I don't think that American people are any more stupid than any other nationality. The problem is that they are victims of 2 centuries of indoctrination, propaganda, isolation and religious fundamentalism. They have been indoctrinated since childhood to believe that America is the world's greatest country and that as all other countries are inferior, there is no point in learning about them and that only American interests matter. It is true that in many parts of America things are improving, but in others they seem to be regressing.
Sad to say, I'm still learning history about what has happened here (American), even just from 50 years ago. Sometimes it feels as though there is a lock on information; if you don't know what you're looking for you won't find it. It's crazy and scary. Not to mention the huge push of propaganda for food, media, materialism, etc. that seriously ostracizes a person who doesn't 'buy' into it. Try telling people you don't want *name brand* because of slavery and you can be ostracized and bullied- as an adult. Look at the Natives here, they were forced into schools that demonized their natural culture and tried to "cleanse" them of barbarism. That isn't taught in school, it's not publicized. How do we know about something like that unless we dig? I found that by accident. I'm rambling, but suffice to say it's a lot more complicated than "stupid". There is deliberate misinformation and distraction going on, and it's not just here in America.
Load More Replies...I think this isn't a fair reflection of what the average American is like, nor did it pretend to. But these airheads are really loud and obnoxious people. They wear their ignorance like a badge of honour. And that contributes greatly to the bias.
Every country has numerous dumb and ignorant people, but unfortunately America seems to have a higher proportion of them online, making them look bad.
In europe people do think that americans are idiots, they ellected Trump, don't know world history,...but what do we know we don't have running water and still live on the dark ages🤣🤣not all americans are idiots and not all europeans are rude . This was an interesting piece
Leave it out Bored Panda. It's offensive and repetitive. There are plenty of idiots everywhere. The arrogant European smugness is one of the worst things around here, and you just keep encouraging it.
Yeah. All of these ppl make me feel so ashamed to be an American. But I do use "military" time, I have an electric kettle AND a kettle for my stove, I speak 3 languages, I understand that America is NOT the best country in the world... (one of the worst) and I know Europe has running fucken water and that France has freedom... lol. So please don't hate me. I'm one of the okay ones.
I'm in no way against 24 hrs instead of 12, just live in a place where 12 is used. Am curious how you answer the question "what time is it?" if it's 16:00. it feels silly and military to say "sixteen hundred hours" also feels somehow wrong to say "sixteen o'clock". Do you just say "sixteen"?
Yes, sometimes, we will officially say its “sixteen null null”. But mainly we just say its four 😁 But it is not about what you (we) use, is about that country which do not use 12 still know without any problem how 12 (AM-PM) works. The whole 12-24 thing is so simple. It is not rocket sience, its just a very, very simple couting, because day have 24 hours. Honestly i dont know how somebody can fail in such a simple thing ☺️
Load More Replies...Europeans: Nationalism is the root of all evil! Also Europeans: Dozens of ethnic and separatist parties like Scottish National Party, Basque Parliamentary Group, Northern League, but far more people in parties which oppose them for being separatist. Also Europeans: I'm not Belgian; I'm Flemish! I'm not Spanish; I'm Catalan! I'm not French, I'm Occitan! Also Europeans: Why are Americans so hung up on their roots?
Some company should just give free history curriculums to all the inhabitants of America 😂😂 it's embarrassing enough to the reader!!!
How is pointing out the flaws of a country "xenophobic"?
Load More Replies...Reading this is like making Christmas cards with the mentally ill ..pointless. Why is America the greatest county again??? :)
Well you see when you have over 300 million people you are bound to have more idiots too. Also when internet is readily available to all of the population you are going to have many of the idiots on said internet. Im sure you are in the EU with that snobby response.
Load More Replies...