50 Memes That May Hit The Spot If You Enjoy ‘Women’s Humor’ (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertIt might be impossible to count or name just how many areas of our lives the Internet has changed, but one that has been definitely transformed is humor. Salvatore Attardo, a well-known humor scholar, even published a book called Humor 2.0, which discussed new popular forms of internet humor, with memes being at the center stage. I mean, who can resist jokes that take seconds to read, are funny, relatable, and easy to share?
Well, we absolutely cannot. That’s why we’re once again featuring a list of fresh memes from the ‘Women’s Humor’ Instagram account. Despite its name, its content is suited for everyone, but we have to warn you that women may laugh at it the hardest. Scroll down to find some of the most relatable memes out there, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.
While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with an award-winning humor blogger Mona Andrei, and an international multi-award-winning entrepreneur, co-author, comedian, and happiness accelerator, Sandra Ammerlaan, who kindly agreed to chat with us more about how humor has changed thanks to the Internet.
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Wait... is that the Nigerian prince who wants me to help him get money out of the country?
Load More Replies...I want cute little goat as a pet, but my cat is jealous.You should see her face when I pet my other cat,or my rabbit.
It sounds like it brought tears to eyes of the entire family...
Load More Replies...Yeah! "hey stupid, the flashy blinky thing means I'm changing lanes or turning"!
good for you that you could explain a blinker ;)
Load More Replies...Many years ago in London my visiting brother chastised me for not indicating. "How can I tell them where I'm going when I don't know myself yet?"
Here in my state we call those "idiot lights" cuz they only use 'em when they're not turning or moving lanes
My pet peeve is turning the indicator on AS a driver turn. NOPE. Doesn't work that way, it's an INDICATOR people. We can see your turning, and often too late. SMFH
Just curious. How is it "women's humor"? Unless I grossly misjudged Matthew.
And do remember to shut it off after switching lanes. Thanks in advance for being an alert driver.
That reminds me, I need to go to Repco and get some more blinker fluid
While Sandra Ammerlaan, an international multi-award-winning entrepreneur, co-author, comedian, and happiness accelerator, isn't sure if the Internet should be blamed for it, she does feel that people's sense of humor has changed.
"It looks like things are more sensitive than before. I honestly have respect for everyone, but it is harder because it looks like we have to be more careful, as I don’t want to offend anyone. And if I posted some things on the Internet, they might be taken out of context and blown up."
Mine was Justice of the Peace and lunch at Chinese restaurant. When we booked, we asked if we could bring cake, so they set up a little display area.
Load More Replies..."My wife and I could only afford a vacation or a divorce. We figured that a cruise to Bermuda is over in a week, but a divorce is something you'll always have." - Woody Allen
I've been saying this for years, but trying to convince people how to get the most out of their money is not an easy task.
Never understood the reasoning behind super-expensive weddings; just a simple, low-maintenance gal who was happy with a courthouse wedding
I've never understood the lavish wedding. My sister & her husband paid over $40,000 for their wedding. We had a little over a hundred people. It was gorgeous to be sure, but she didn't put a whole lot of thought into the actual marriage - which was a disaster. But hey, at least they had that really cool 6 hour party!
Weddings are a waste of money. Just live together and use your money for a house, a car, travel.
I'd rather have a $5,000 honeymoon and spend the $15,000 as part of a down payment for a house. We had a catered wedding in the backyard of my mum and dad's place, overnight stay in a motel and put the money we saved into getting a loan for a house. We had a very inexpensive honeymoon a year later.
And celebrating their freedom to be unable to afford basic healthcare.
Load More Replies...I agree. We have been here 200 years. We have no right to tell people whose civilizations are thousands of years old they're doing it wrong. We should mind our own business.
I disagree; sometimes right is right, and we need to speak up when that's the case. On the other hand we're not always right, and we need to approach things with humility.
Load More Replies...And believing Blacks and Hispanics are the cause of all our economic problems, but they have never met either.
A lot of blacks and Hispanic voted for this im**cile too...can't get my mind around the s***tshow in the us..
Load More Replies...So sad, but as an American who loves my country very much, I have to agree. I'm one of the few people I know who travels outside the country on a regular basis and to places most Americans would be afraid to go.
Some people don't have the money and/or health to travel, even if we wanted to.
Load More Replies...11% of Americans have never left their state. 23% have never stepped outside of US borders. There are people in NYC who don't venture outside their neighborhood. Only the brainwashed think the US is the greatest country, but then our educational system has been in a steady decline for decades.
No. That's just the rednecks; like the raping hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance"... And it's not 'mostly'; they're just the loudest 👀
Wish that were the case. The eyebrow is penciled in. The lip is natural. The EYES on the other hand, speak volumes!! Wish we know what she was booked for. 🤨 LOL
Load More Replies...Definitely BS. These mugshots are mass produced https://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/us/28mug.html
Aw, thanks for sharing. Still a cool pic and very photogenic woman.
Load More Replies...Let's see, Cincinnati 1955, what was her crime. Probably thinking she should have equal rights with men. I'd like to say things have changed but, the current administration proves they haven't
She has seen some things, and she is daring some misogynist in uniform to open their piehole, so that she can verbally cut a muck fuppet.
I doubt this is her mugshot. There is a company that sells this and other mugshots on cups and other things. I did some research last time this photo was on bp and I found the company that sells these items. According to the company, nobody knows who the people on the photos are, including this lady.
"And some things are extremely funny live, but online it is a whole different story, as you don’t feel the energy," she added. "I believe that the audience is a big part of the success, as their energy can either lift or break the comedian. And online it’s not the same. There is no interaction or feedback, the comedian does not hear people laugh, which makes them even more vulnerable than they already are."
and their fat sack that hangs down is actually there to help with balance and their flexibility whereas our fat sacks do the opposite. its quite rude if you ask me
Really? My fat sack sits on the couch playing vidio games and asks when supper is gonna be ready.
Load More Replies...Sometimes I sleep wrong and have to recover for a week or more.
You Dad is phenomenal. Granted, I think the whole concept of weddings is foolish, I've got to hand it to him for supporting you.
Whereas an award-winning humor blogger Mona Andrei, doesn't think the Internet has so much as changed our sense of humor but definitely has given more access to it, with blogs and free content becoming widespread.
It's a cycle. You can occasionally get yourself doing the things, but you can't sustain it, and knowing that you should be doing the things gets you depressed again. Then you resolve to do better, and you start doing better, but you can't sustain it…
My hubs calls it my queen of inconsistencies cycle
Load More Replies...It's okay to not always be achieving. Allow yourself to shirk responsibility occassionally. Be kind to yourself, forgive yourself for not being perfect. The dishes aren't judging you, they'll still be there for you tomorrow.
It's like gardening. Put in all that effort to keep things under control and looking nice, blink twice, and it's back to wilderness already. Some time you gotta ask "why even bother?".
This is so true, I slog it in the garden mowing, edging, sweeping. picking up leaves and the last three times I've done that a huge storm blows through and it looks neglected again lol
Load More Replies...That's why I'm here on Bored Panda instead of doing the dishes. They'll get done. Eventually. ;-)
Is there some myth that women can't be psychopaths? I was unaware that this myth existed.
They just don't know about them, women serial killers are better at hiding their crimes because we know how to get rid of bloodstains
Load More Replies...Women are probably better at masking it. Or nobody cared to diagnose them until now
I had a psychopathic boss. I hope you burn in hell Jessica. Not that you care. You probably run the place now.
You might be on to something here. Maybe because of the way society raises girls (as in expecting social behaviour from an early age), we just learned to hide it better?
Load More Replies...Aren't most women psychopaths ?, at least once a month. That"s my observation .
This statement also implies that women are better at hiding the bodies.
I happen to live in a city, right by a lake, right in a area where all the bad weather just goes around us... I haven't been spooked by thunder in like 2 years :(
We live 10km from a tiny hill...storm clouds give us a wide berth ..I can see the storm brewing but it only ever "breaks" 10km west
Load More Replies...How I loved it when a storm was rolling in. Everything around me would change hues not seen when the sun was shining. The electricity in the air was stimulating and everything seemed more vibrant. City storms aren't quite the same.
Since memes have become the dominant form of Internet humor over the years, we were curious to know what humor experts thought about them.
"Love them! Memes are the universal currency of internet humor," said Andrei. "They’re quick, clever, and often hilariously relatable. Plus, they allow people to connect over shared experiences."
this! and we go on adventures together and watch true crime documentaries while talking about how to commit the perfect crime because weve seen so many we know how they made the mistakes. hypothetical perfect crimes of course we are good sugar auntie and baby niece
Unfortunately my aunts and uncles are mostly republicans and would never accept my sexuality and gender so I don't have much of a relationship with them🙃
Aww, that's no good, aunts are supposed to be above that kind of thing
Load More Replies...I thoroughly get this desire because I had a sugar auntie and uncle, my two best friends. They were there when I needed a shoulder to lean on, when unexpected expenses cropped up, and just to have a good time. And I was there for them whenever they needed a hand. I miss them both so much.
So glad I am not related to any of you guys, get a job you Dusters.
Load More Replies...I’m 64, and have been working since I was 18. So for years I have been able to sense when a shake-up is going to happen. One time I was on the layoff list (last hired, you know). I knew it was coming down the pile for three or four weeks before it happened, some went out and got another job. The exact morning I was going to put in my notice, I was called into the office and laid off—-with six weeks pay and all my unused sick and vacation time paid out to me as severance (not a “right to work” state) and already on the desk in check form. I kept my resignation letter and grabbed the check. Since I had told my new job I’d be giving my old job two weeks notice, I got an impromptu two week paid vacation. You should’ve seen the looks on the bosses’ faces when I smiled, happily accepted my layoff! and practically danced my way out of the office (they had just done the same to a couple other employees that morning, who let’s say did not take it as well as I did). It was a Friday, so my husband and I went out to eat that night in celebration of me getting TF out of that s****y job (didn’t start out s****y, but after the company was sold the new management immediately turned it into s**t).
My husband got the golden handshake because he did exactly what the boss dared him to do. My husband knew the new set up at work would cost the workers $2 an hour less the way they proposed it. The factory manager told him to write it out and post it on the board if that was the case. He did exactly that. He sat down and worked it all out and posted it on the notice board. 2 weeks later got retrenched with long service leave, holidays, sick pay. He was in the union so got an extra $1,000 for unfair dismissal. Because he was unemployed, he was able to go to TAFE (community college in Australia) for free and learned how to do something he wanted to do for a long time. Thanks boss.
Love the suggestions. You'll still be laid off, but if the bosses are even partially human, it's not going to feel good for them.
I did that last Halloween with an orange and a black flamingo, called them ghost riderz
"I find them really funny," agreed Ammerlaan. "I also love the short Reels, they can be recognizable but also give a new perspective on things. And sending a message over with humor is the best way to connect with people. They most likely will remember something better when they can laugh at it with the person."
I went in for jury selection. They asked what I did for a living, I froze and ended up saying I solve problems and play on a computer. Sooo that's now in a transcript somewhere. Not embarrassing at all.
Well, that could be an IT Project Manager explained in a way that luddites could understand. 😉
Load More Replies...I imagine the census taker was either horrified or doing everything in his power to conceal his laughter until after he visited that family!
oh this is fake, as someone who used to work at a zoo an otter would just as soon bite you for no reason. they are cute fuzzy vicious little psychopaths that will cut you to get what they want and look adorable while doing it.
My daughter very seriously tried to convince me to get a pet otter for a week straight. Googling permits and everything lol. Can't wait to show her these comments. Thank you all.
Load More Replies...Did nobody watch Zootopia?! I love Otters, they are adorable. But there is a video of a Gang of Otters chasing a Tiger away from the pond. You do not mess with Otters. Also, that one is smiling, because it is trying to figure out what will I chew on first? So many choices.
We were also interested to know if the Internet and what people find funny on it influence the humorists' work in any way. "As a humor writer and blogger, I see internet humor as both an inspiration and an opportunity," said Andrei. "It pushes me to stay relevant while shining a light on my personal experiences as I stay true to my own voice."
Oldest of seven. And that's why I only had one of my own : I raised all my kids before I got married.
Same here. Only had 2 because I was exhausted. Still in recovery.
Load More Replies...I beg to differ. My older brother just happens to be an ässhöle. And no, he never took care of me.
This remark only applies to females, unfortunately. Although the first sentence could relate to both.
Load More Replies...In my family it is the youngest that is the meanest and the biggest drama queen.
I'm the oldest and grew up just trying to mind my own business.
Load More Replies...Not always. Depends on the number and family dynamic. I'm the youngest of two, and my older sister has always taken advantage of being the "more sensitive one" (meaning she is more likely to cry instead of showing anger). Growing up she was prone to using "I'm the oldest" when she thought it would get her what she wanted, but she was certainly never parentified at all. As adults, the dynamic has actually switched. I work full time and pay my own bills, while my sister has been "looking for work" for the past decade and spends her days watching TV and internet surfing while sometimes doing the odd job. And no, there is nothing physically or mentally wrong that keeps her from working.
Yeah, and the maternal unit thinks I just came upon this 'attitude' and independence out of the blue...oh, and I'm cold-hearted!
Gina is right tho. I can't even imagine dating someone who isn't also my best friend.
Took me a while to see the pattern, but it finally dawned on me that the ones that start out like a thrilling carnival ride were the ones that burnt out quickly. The (former) adrenaline jünkie in me raced into these riveting relationships. Got to admit, enough of them made it worthwhile, if brief.
The other day my 9 month old puppy was sighing like she plowed the back 40 by paw all alone.
When I pick up my older cat to give him some peace from the younger cat he makes a string of complaining noises followed by a big sigh
Nothing ails them. They are empathetic and know you go to work (ugh) just so they can have stuff. Never underestimate your pets
No, my diva is complaining because she insists on laying the right side of bed even though that is my side. She in trying to lay on the 3 inch gap between me and the edge and complaining. If i pick her up and out her on the other side, she walk, around again.
Load More Replies...All of mine were rescued strays, so I figured a memory is passing through causing the sigh. Of course, the reality is that animals sigh to express contentment, frustration, release tension, to relax, as well as regulating their breath.
Meanwhile, Ammerlaan said she finds it hard to estimate what people find funny on the Internet and how she can work it into the comedy she shares online.
"I really do want to put more content online in the near future, and I guess I should just let go of the thought of what will other people find funny online. The thing is that you can never ever satisfy every person, I am not Willy Wonka. And when people don’t think it’s funny, they are free to move on. They don’t have to find the same thing funny, there is no good or bad humor. It's a personal thing and can be different for everyone."
My mother has a locket with a baby picture of me in it. And a tooth mark on the outside where I bit it with my first incisors
She had a better one with pics of the kids but she was buried with it.
Nah, it's sterling silver, most of it is tarnished, but where the good boi is the tarnish never developed. He's a shiny boi! I WAS WRONG, it is bronze!
No it'd be bronze and it happens on statues when people touch one part of it.
Load More Replies...Yes it's on a statue in Prague Czech Republic on the Charles Bridge and tradionally people touch this part of the bronze plate (theres also anopther one on the opposite side of the same statue) and then make a wish
This happens to me A LOT. I went on a juice cleanse and all I lost was three days of memory. Turns out you should not add alcohol to the juice to make it taste less like fellating a lawnmower.
If you add a paper straw, does that count as fibre? Asking for a friend.
You did nothing wrong. Tequila always makes me feel like a superhero.
A little salsa with Avocado dip for the chips and its perfect! Be right over.
As for the future of humor, Andrei believes it will face many challenges presented by AI. "I’m noticing that so many people (or so-called writers) are relying on AI to quickly and easily “write things for them,” which is not authentic. As I always say, “you can’t fake real.""
I played in bands for ten years. The New Year's Eve jobs were always the worst. People who only drink one day of the year getting drunk and then driving home.
I see your New Year's Eve jobs and raise you St. Patrick's Day/Night gigs. They're drunk by 2 pm and have no clue what you're playing because everyone is pleasantly yelling at each other. Yes, we play Celtic music. Nope, never again are we playing St. Patrick's Day. At least, if I'm having root canal, I can, at the very least, hear music through my headphones.
Load More Replies...New Years Eve, let's see should I go out, be smart enough to stay sober, and be killed by some dope whose blood alcohol level is three times the legal limit.NO, I will stay home and wake up New Years Day not hungover and alive
Masks and bras required!? Just where do you usually hang out?
We had a conversation with a friend we hadn't seen for years. She made the statement years ago that they never go out on New Year's Eve because of all the idiots on the road. She then proceeded to ask if we wanted to come to their place for New Years. We live at least 3 hours away.
I just had talked about that with a friend, about how young people assume you don't know how to do stuff bish I am 67 I would not be alive if I didn't know.
When the 20 somethings get full of themselves because the Stock Market...was still going up, but you keep having to yell..LOOK OUT! When they are driving to the job!
Load More Replies...My spouse was millennial-splained by 2 women working at ups, they not understanding what he was searching for on his phone. We left, laughing. They no longer work there.
You got triggered because the story involved two teen girls explaining the obvious
Load More Replies...You can still buy disposable cameras... but god only knows how you get the film developed, it seems like that's just not a thing any more except maybe in the cities. [used to be able to take it to any supermarket or chemist and they'd send it off one week to come back the next]
Load More Replies...If the apples have fermented they all will be asleep in a little bit.. Lol (No do not go near any bear)
Do not discourage petting bears. Let those who think it is a good idea do so, it will improve the gene pool
Can I pet that dawgggg CAN I PET THAT DAWGGGGHH CAN I PET THAT DAWGGGGH!!
They will be passed out drunk soon, if you are very quiet and really lucky, you may...
Ammerlaan simply hopes that comedians will be able to perform their comedy without restrictions or rules in the future, as that influences creativity and freedom of speech. "Comedy is also a form of art. It mostly consists of several layers, it’s to make things discussable.
I use a lot of selfspot which I also find funny but underneath that layer lies a pain, something really uncomfortable. Though I am still putting myself out there for I hope that if I can at least reach one person to change their point of view about themselves to feel better about themselves, then my mission is accomplished."
I live with my mom and both of us are lol but I'm a little less. I am fine with throwing away that 1 jar in a collection of similar jars without thinking I'm gonna need it 😂
Load More Replies...I miss my chaos goblin with all my heart. Treasure them while you have them, a neat clean house you enjoy alone isn't as much fun as you think it will be.
My Son use to say..I hope you get this all cleaned up by the time you die! I just smile and say...I don't count on it, this s**t is now worth thousands! Now that we have a President that is the Salt of the Earth...The common Clay...you know...Complete Moron.
Load More Replies...That is who I was referring too.
Load More Replies...But but but but you never know when X will come in handy (he says looking at some bit of eighties tech so obscure even he isn't sure what it is but it looks like it has a SCSI interface so best keep it just in case...).
When we drop off the twig I'm just going to leave the house to Time Team
Load More Replies...Oh holy c**p. My husband is such a hoarder he leaves two bites of anything in a container to avoid having to throw it away
Also, dry clean or hand wash only... Best I can offer is the gentle cycle and hang up to dry
Load More Replies...Boomer too but I do iron my one good tablecloth and cloth napkins when I have guests over.
Load More Replies...This boomer hasn't used an iron for my entire adult life. Wrinkle-free washables have been around for a long time, folks.
I was just wondering! "Hey, we haven't broken out the ironing board for about 5 years now"
They give themselves credit for everything. I haven’t ironed anything since the 70s.
Well she's a guy, sooo. One of the few commercials that made me laugh.
Load More Replies...Before we married my hubby would call and ask me this to determine if he was going to take me some place for dinner or if he should just bring me take out. 100% keeper! Best part is i didnt even catch wise to this until after we lived together.
so every male with a f***y pack with a first aid kit and a snack is an alpha male. cannon accepted
The whole alpha thing was a study on wolves in captivity - unrelated male wolves mostly so basically like understanding human social systems by studying the inmates in a supermax prison. In reality the 'alpha' pair are just the mum and dad and the rest are various generations of offspring.
You dont say........ God I just want to be like And why do you think that is hmmm...... hint its not for fun or to be ironic.......
Right? The alternative is just not dating ever, which I have chosen, but I get that for most women that's not going to work for them so they need to do this s**t. Also, I recommend long nails. Scratch the hell out of him so the police have his DNA.
Load More Replies...the cat started the fire as a distraction while he robbed the place because hes a.... cat burglar
A lot of work to get to your punchline but it was worth it
Load More Replies...How about: "How did the OP manage to snap that split second clip due content?"
Load More Replies...Yup it's like getting caught in that waterfall where it just keeps pulling you under as soon as you get your head above water.
I use them because I can turn the TV up so I can hear them talk but then music or a car crash knocks pictures off the wall. ? .
Instead of trying to send a man to Mars, technocrats should figure out how to redesign TVs so they have a separate volume control to turn down just the music.
Load More Replies...I almost always watch with subtitles. It means the narrative flow isn't broken by poor audio choices that result in a character mumbling over excessive background music.
The annoying thing is that digital subtitles (on Freesat) don't look that unlike how it was in the 90s with Teletext subtitles. You'd have thought in the intervening *thirty* years they might have sussed outlining the text and having the background partly transparent, like Netflix does with ease. But oh no. It's clunky for the win.
Load More Replies...It means not having to back up and interrupt the flow of the scene because I can glance down during thick accents and loud noises.
It started with foreign language movies, and then just became a general things... I'm usually watching and gaming on my phone; so it helps that I can just glance at the screen
One good part about getting older - I just don't care about the same things I did when I was younger.
Load More Replies...or even something that happened to someone else that's close to you--you've lived it with the person, then re-lived it over the years until you think of it as happening to you!
I'm still trying to find out if half my childhood memories of malls and theme parks were real or just dreams
That man isn't annoyed. That man is thrilled to have a wife that still shows him he is loved.
And may the two of you stay together and healthy till the end of time
Daaaaaaamn.... takes a man with SERIOUS stones to quote Backstreet in public.
Also it's = it is; who's = who is; and discreet and discrete are not interchangeable.
No no no no! Thursday is the equivalent of November, 6pm and rain, obviously.
It's like that sometimes... You can't make it rain, so you're chill just enjoying having a roof before having to back to school-work
I don't do it as a rule, but it's really lovely to be able to do it once in a while. And if course it's reciprocal
My favorite is the nod that says. Hello old friend, I hope your life has been well. And I know that while I've seen better times, I am still grateful to be alive to see you today, and share this meaningful communication together. May the fates have mercy on you and yours until we cross paths again.
Load More Replies...My Mom said to my brother & I when we were teenagers “ I appreciate that you two take turns on being moody teenage a**holes…I don’t think I could handle you both at the same time”.
Yeah, that's how it was until I retired. Now, there's no work going great but everything else is still true.
Maintenance guy in my building: can't complain. I could, but nobody would listen.
YOU want to complain! Look at these shoes! I've only had 'em three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." — Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"
Find a blunt knife with a rounded tip. Poke it under the rim of the lid and twist gently. There'll be a "foop" and the security button will pop. Then you can unscrew the thing with ease.
The trick is banging the outer edges of the jar with a blunt instrument, like a knife handle? ... You bang around the perimeter which should allow some air to seep in to make twisting it open easier
turn the jar upside down and tilt it at a slight (20-30 degree) angle. Bang the lid on the floor firmly but not heavily a couple of times. turn jar a third of the way around, repeat. After about four or five hits, try opening the lid. It works 98% of the time. I say this as an old woman with messed up hands.
If you have difficulty getting up and down, try tapping the edge of the lid gently against the counter edge. I do that and it almost always works.
Load More Replies...run some hot tap water over the lid. The metal expands slightly and the lid comes off easily. If that does not work move on to the suggestion already posted below, pry the lid up just a small amount with a spoon (or knife but spoon is safer) to break the seal. If neither of those work, a man can't open it either.
Then you give up and jab a knife into the top of the lid, opening the jar, but sacrificing a reusable jar
Some of us without Masters Degrees don't have the privilege of picking jobs
Most jobs would turn away people with a Master's degree and say they were over qualified.
Load More Replies...You do know you do not need a reason to buy cake, you can, like, just boy one and eat it
Thank goodness they turned out to be snivelling wankers so I'm already boycotting them.
why not, it´s a weekday and the early bird gets the beer
Load More Replies...OMG, That's the funniest thing I've seen in forever! Doesn't really matter what you make them for lunch. Wheter it's PBJ, bologna, or a tuna sandwich garnished with a dollop of $400 an ounce caviar, Those will all be forgotten. But this way of cutting them will never be forgotten...
I don't cry, but I did spend a lot of time preparing a Plan B and a Plan C just in case...
oh man I just got the heebee jeebees from this picture. the feel of the material always gave me that shiver down my spine especially if it had been washed and started to pill and get those shreds and wispy fibers that would snag on everything. ugh i just gave myself the ickies. thank god these things went mostly away and they are rare
The one I remember was scratchy wool that made my neck itch.
Load More Replies...These blankets give me nostalgia from when we would have a sleepover at my Granny's house and a couple of my aunts and uncles would drop off my cousins who were the same age😍
I liked rubbing the silkies between my fingers while going to sleep. It was very comforting as a child.
BP is going to end up completely incomprehensible. Sorry. BP is g***g to e*d up c********y i**************e.
Load More Replies...Not sure if it's true, but I hear you can buy packages of double-yolk eggs.
We have a seller in one of the local marchés who frequently has all double-yolk eggs. They're huge as well.
Load More Replies...Eat enough, and many body parts will get bigger.
Load More Replies...Deep inhale. Slice 2 slices. Slice 1, slather with real salted butter and enjoy. Slice 2, gouge out the innards, squish up and eat, then eat the crust crunchy. Yum.
My healthcare provider told me sometimes "you just have to make the decision to be grateful" when I was in a major episode. I've had this disease for over 35 years and am so tired of the healthcare practitioners that STILL. DON'T. GET. IT.
I do not know SpongeBob lore; why did you get down voted? 😭😂
Load More Replies...Asked the wife, and she doesn't understand either. Is this a he has a type thing?
It’s kind of like how one can tell the difference between old money and the nouveau riche. Left is styled to look natural and effortless, right is extremely artificial looking. So left is quiet luxury and right is a loud designer ensemble, to go back to the nouveau riche analogy. They’ve both put in effort but one of them seems naturally beautiful and the other one looks like a try-hard.
Load More Replies...Love Always Sunny Be gone vile human. My rage is untethered and knows no bounds!
If by "meanest," you mean "that one friend who doesn't just blindly encourage you and isn't afraid to call you out when you're being an idiot," then yes.
It bp. You want new stuff gotta pay premiums. Add to that the list is too long.
Load More Replies...That is extraordinarily poetic, extraordinarily bizarre, and just extraordinary. [or Google Translate really missed the point]
Load More Replies...It bp. You want new stuff gotta pay premiums. Add to that the list is too long.
Load More Replies...That is extraordinarily poetic, extraordinarily bizarre, and just extraordinary. [or Google Translate really missed the point]
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