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It might be impossible to count or name just how many areas of our lives the Internet has changed, but one that has been definitely transformed is humor. Salvatore Attardo, a well-known humor scholar, even published a book called Humor 2.0, which discussed new popular forms of internet humor, with memes being at the center stage. I mean, who can resist jokes that take seconds to read, are funny, relatable, and easy to share?

Well, we absolutely cannot. That’s why we’re once again featuring a list of fresh memes from the ‘Women’s Humor’ Instagram account. Despite its name, its content is suited for everyone, but we have to warn you that women may laugh at it the hardest. Scroll down to find some of the most relatable memes out there, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.

While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with an award-winning humor blogger Mona Andrei, and an international multi-award-winning entrepreneur, co-author, comedian, and happiness accelerator, Sandra Ammerlaan, who kindly agreed to chat with us more about how humor has changed thanks to the Internet.

#1

Tiny goat holding a leaf, captured in a humorous moment from a women’s humor meme collection.

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Nuku Nyara
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for cute Nigerian goat🐐🐐🐐

Edward Clarke
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... is that the Nigerian prince who wants me to help him get money out of the country?

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Joe Reaves
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I did need to see this. Thank you.

Lara Verne
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want cute little goat as a pet, but my cat is jealous.You should see her face when I pet my other cat,or my rabbit.

Oops
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed this desperately!

Fiona Aitch
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably on his way to buy a cookie.

Marsha Hultberg
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly did! Thank you. ☺️ Love the brown marking. 🥰

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    #2

    Tweet from a user sharing a humorous story about passing gas, love, and 13 years of marriage, highlighted on Women’s Humor page.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a lovely story, brought a tear to my eye.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like it brought tears to eyes of the entire family...

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    Rose Stewart
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be p i s s e d if someone took credit for MY fart

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have a brother; I'm very gassy.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats on finding someone willing to do that for you

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Hallmark movie right there.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As weird as this story is, it is quite romantic.

    Timbob
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    8 months ago

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    Um,…...have you fixed the problem ?

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    #3

    Funny meme about driving, urging people to use their blinkers.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! "hey stupid, the flashy blinky thing means I'm changing lanes or turning"!

    Boredandsomea
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good for you that you could explain a blinker ;)

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedian Henry Cho does a bit where he's driving a friend somewhere, and when he signals for a lane change his puzzled friend says, "What's that clicking noise?"

    Spencers slave no more
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Optional Extras package was too expensive.

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago in London my visiting brother chastised me for not indicating. "How can I tell them where I'm going when I don't know myself yet?"

    Auryn Shadowfaerie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in my state we call those "idiot lights" cuz they only use 'em when they're not turning or moving lanes

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pet peeve is turning the indicator on AS a driver turn. NOPE. Doesn't work that way, it's an INDICATOR people. We can see your turning, and often too late. SMFH

    Dariusz M. D.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious. How is it "women's humor"? Unless I grossly misjudged Matthew.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do remember to shut it off after switching lanes. Thanks in advance for being an alert driver.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, I need to go to Repco and get some more blinker fluid

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    While Sandra Ammerlaan, an international multi-award-winning entrepreneur, co-author, comedian, and happiness accelerator, isn't sure if the Internet should be blamed for it, she does feel that people's sense of humor has changed.

    "It looks like things are more sensitive than before. I honestly have respect for everyone, but it is harder because it looks like we have to be more careful, as I don’t want to offend anyone. And if I posted some things on the Internet, they might be taken out of context and blown up."

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    #4

    Twitter post from Women's Humor page about choosing a $20,000 honeymoon over a wedding for more memorable experiences.

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    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, my wedding and honeymoon combined cost €6k in 2002

    Sue User
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was Justice of the Peace and lunch at Chinese restaurant. When we booked, we asked if we could bring cake, so they set up a little display area.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My wife and I could only afford a vacation or a divorce. We figured that a cruise to Bermuda is over in a week, but a divorce is something you'll always have." - Woody Allen

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been saying this for years, but trying to convince people how to get the most out of their money is not an easy task.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood the reasoning behind super-expensive weddings; just a simple, low-maintenance gal who was happy with a courthouse wedding

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the lavish wedding. My sister & her husband paid over $40,000 for their wedding. We had a little over a hundred people. It was gorgeous to be sure, but she didn't put a whole lot of thought into the actual marriage - which was a disaster. But hey, at least they had that really cool 6 hour party!

    lisa_l_ross58
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weddings are a waste of money. Just live together and use your money for a house, a car, travel.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have a $5,000 honeymoon and spend the $15,000 as part of a down payment for a house. We had a catered wedding in the backyard of my mum and dad's place, overnight stay in a motel and put the money we saved into getting a loan for a house. We had a very inexpensive honeymoon a year later.

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    #5

    Tweet humor about people never leaving their state but claiming the U.S. is the best country, with a blurred flag background.

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    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And telling others what they should be doing and how to live.

    Ace
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And celebrating their freedom to be unable to afford basic healthcare.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And voting for the a**hole with the orange face.

    Billo66
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. We have been here 200 years. We have no right to tell people whose civilizations are thousands of years old they're doing it wrong. We should mind our own business.

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree; sometimes right is right, and we need to speak up when that's the case. On the other hand we're not always right, and we need to approach things with humility.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And believing Blacks and Hispanics are the cause of all our economic problems, but they have never met either.

    M B
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of blacks and Hispanic voted for this im**cile too...can't get my mind around the s***tshow in the us..

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    CF
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No longer true. So many of us are horrified with our present and likely future.

    lovemy suffolk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad, but as an American who loves my country very much, I have to agree. I'm one of the few people I know who travels outside the country on a regular basis and to places most Americans would be afraid to go.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't have the money and/or health to travel, even if we wanted to.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11% of Americans have never left their state. 23% have never stepped outside of US borders. There are people in NYC who don't venture outside their neighborhood. Only the brainwashed think the US is the greatest country, but then our educational system has been in a steady decline for decades.

    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. That's just the rednecks; like the raping hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance"... And it's not 'mostly'; they're just the loudest 👀

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but also very possibly true.

    Daniel Gómez
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in the USA, you mean. America is not just the USA.

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    #6

    Funny meme of a vintage mugshot framed, showcasing a woman's humorous side.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her raised eyebrow and lip curling into a smirk 🤩👍

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish that were the case. The eyebrow is penciled in. The lip is natural. The EYES on the other hand, speak volumes!! Wish we know what she was booked for. 🤨 LOL

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    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely BS. These mugshots are mass produced https://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/us/28mug.html

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, thanks for sharing. Still a cool pic and very photogenic woman.

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    Erica J
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was her crime? Curious minds wish to know.

    Richard Iachetta
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, Cincinnati 1955, what was her crime. Probably thinking she should have equal rights with men. I'd like to say things have changed but, the current administration proves they haven't

    Alewa
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably have an opinion.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has seen some things, and she is daring some misogynist in uniform to open their piehole, so that she can verbally cut a muck fuppet.

    Lene
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this is her mugshot. There is a company that sells this and other mugshots on cups and other things. I did some research last time this photo was on bp and I found the company that sells these items. According to the company, nobody knows who the people on the photos are, including this lady.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, that's Lucy's. Didn't Ethel get arrested too?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!"

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    "And some things are extremely funny live, but online it is a whole different story, as you don’t feel the energy," she added. "I believe that the audience is a big part of the success, as their energy can either lift or break the comedian. And online it’s not the same. There is no interaction or feedback, the comedian does not hear people laugh, which makes them even more vulnerable than they already are."

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    #7

    Funny meme about women hugging off-center like puzzle pieces with humorous comment, "Titris," in a social media post.

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    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard I pulled my spleen

    Merrill N. Munro
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Titris". I believe I've been humorously assaulted. Not mad.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not they get all mashed up, awkward

    Timbob
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    8 months ago

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    Um, can I watch ?

    #8

    Funny meme about comparing human workouts to a cat's effortless parkour skills.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and their fat sack that hangs down is actually there to help with balance and their flexibility whereas our fat sacks do the opposite. its quite rude if you ask me

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? My fat sack sits on the couch playing vidio games and asks when supper is gonna be ready.

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    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I sleep wrong and have to recover for a week or more.

    #9

    Tweet about an early arrival at a wedding dress event from the Women's Humor meme page.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the doors open and the mad rush begins. Dad will be cowering in the corner crying his eyes out.

    Jan
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad ain't springing for one of those 1K wedding dresses

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Dad is phenomenal. Granted, I think the whole concept of weddings is foolish, I've got to hand it to him for supporting you.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want your Dad to adopt me. Not getting married, but would love someone who loves you so much to love me that much.

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    Whereas an award-winning humor blogger Mona Andrei, doesn't think the Internet has so much as changed our sense of humor but definitely has given more access to it, with blogs and free content becoming widespread.

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    #10

    Text meme from 'Women's Humor' about not taking care of oneself despite knowing what needs to be done.

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cycle. You can occasionally get yourself doing the things, but you can't sustain it, and knowing that you should be doing the things gets you depressed again. Then you resolve to do better, and you start doing better, but you can't sustain it…

    Marie Callender
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs calls it my queen of inconsistencies cycle

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    Mary Green
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay to not always be achieving. Allow yourself to shirk responsibility occassionally. Be kind to yourself, forgive yourself for not being perfect. The dishes aren't judging you, they'll still be there for you tomorrow.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like gardening. Put in all that effort to keep things under control and looking nice, blink twice, and it's back to wilderness already. Some time you gotta ask "why even bother?".

    veirdbuttrue
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true, I slog it in the garden mowing, edging, sweeping. picking up leaves and the last three times I've done that a huge storm blows through and it looks neglected again lol

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my defense, I just came home from work. I'm tired.

    thememyselfandi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'm here on Bored Panda instead of doing the dishes. They'll get done. Eventually. ;-)

    PurrfectLife
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me right down the line.

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    #11

    Funny meme about women in male-dominated fields, with a humorous take on a news headline from The Guardian.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there some myth that women can't be psychopaths? I was unaware that this myth existed.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just don't know about them, women serial killers are better at hiding their crimes because we know how to get rid of bloodstains

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    Rose Stewart
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are probably better at masking it. Or nobody cared to diagnose them until now

    Dariusz M. D.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a psychopathic boss. I hope you burn in hell Jessica. Not that you care. You probably run the place now.

    First Last
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be many more women as none have commented

    Nina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be on to something here. Maybe because of the way society raises girls (as in expecting social behaviour from an early age), we just learned to hide it better?

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    James Alfano
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't most women psychopaths ?, at least once a month. That"s my observation .

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed way too hard at this one!

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This statement also implies that women are better at hiding the bodies.

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    #12

    Dark stormy skies over fields used in a humorous meme from Women's Humor page.

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    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I happen to live in a city, right by a lake, right in a area where all the bad weather just goes around us... I haven't been spooked by thunder in like 2 years :(

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live 10km from a tiny hill...storm clouds give us a wide berth ..I can see the storm brewing but it only ever "breaks" 10km west

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    Kimi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is perfect weather for me!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I loved it when a storm was rolling in. Everything around me would change hues not seen when the sun was shining. The electricity in the air was stimulating and everything seemed more vibrant. City storms aren't quite the same.

    Suzanne Rust
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These. With sound effects. Dramatic, beautiful!

    Yourlocalsnipergal
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smell of rain before it starts

    NerdAlert
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF i'm inside, on a window ledge, reading a book, with a cup of hot chocolate, a fuzzy blanket, and a cat on my lap.

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    Since memes have become the dominant form of Internet humor over the years, we were curious to know what humor experts thought about them.

    "Love them! Memes are the universal currency of internet humor," said Andrei. "They’re quick, clever, and often hilariously relatable. Plus, they allow people to connect over shared experiences."

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    #13

    Humorous meme about wanting a "sugar auntie" for financial support and inclusion in her will.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this! and we go on adventures together and watch true crime documentaries while talking about how to commit the perfect crime because weve seen so many we know how they made the mistakes. hypothetical perfect crimes of course we are good sugar auntie and baby niece

    NerdAlert
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately my aunts and uncles are mostly republicans and would never accept my sexuality and gender so I don't have much of a relationship with them🙃

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that's no good, aunts are supposed to be above that kind of thing

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thoroughly get this desire because I had a sugar auntie and uncle, my two best friends. They were there when I needed a shoulder to lean on, when unexpected expenses cropped up, and just to have a good time. And I was there for them whenever they needed a hand. I miss them both so much.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got me figured out. (I'm the auntie.)

    Sue User
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking applicants. Lost most my friends to maga-fever ( live in red state ).

    Nanu
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this phantasy too

    Erica J
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a sugar brother in law that likes to buy me things. It hasn't happened. My sister has failed me. TT.TT

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically money in exchange of nothing... If we talk about wishes night as well wish to win the power ball

    Trailblazer Studios
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I am not related to any of you guys, get a job you Dusters.

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    #14

    Funny meme about getting laid-off, with comments suggesting awkward celebration ideas for the employer.

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    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So had to upgrade to a new minivan...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 64, and have been working since I was 18. So for years I have been able to sense when a shake-up is going to happen. One time I was on the layoff list (last hired, you know). I knew it was coming down the pile for three or four weeks before it happened, some went out and got another job. The exact morning I was going to put in my notice, I was called into the office and laid off—-with six weeks pay and all my unused sick and vacation time paid out to me as severance (not a “right to work” state) and already on the desk in check form. I kept my resignation letter and grabbed the check. Since I had told my new job I’d be giving my old job two weeks notice, I got an impromptu two week paid vacation. You should’ve seen the looks on the bosses’ faces when I smiled, happily accepted my layoff! and practically danced my way out of the office (they had just done the same to a couple other employees that morning, who let’s say did not take it as well as I did). It was a Friday, so my husband and I went out to eat that night in celebration of me getting TF out of that s****y job (didn’t start out s****y, but after the company was sold the new management immediately turned it into s**t).

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effusively praise the company's loyalty to its workers and complain aloud why can't workers show the same loyalty?

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were finally able to save the orphanage that was about to be shut down, but it is a long term burden for you now.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband got the golden handshake because he did exactly what the boss dared him to do. My husband knew the new set up at work would cost the workers $2 an hour less the way they proposed it. The factory manager told him to write it out and post it on the board if that was the case. He did exactly that. He sat down and worked it all out and posted it on the notice board. 2 weeks later got retrenched with long service leave, holidays, sick pay. He was in the union so got an extra $1,000 for unfair dismissal. Because he was unemployed, he was able to go to TAFE (community college in Australia) for free and learned how to do something he wanted to do for a long time. Thanks boss.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the suggestions. You'll still be laid off, but if the bosses are even partially human, it's not going to feel good for them.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably don't Want to let you go you know.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're finally getting your teeth fixed.

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    #15

    Humor meme: Skeletons riding pink flamingos on a lawn, captioned "Flamingos and Skeletons were meant to be together."

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    Jeff Hunt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Army of Darkness remake is now needed.

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this always makes me think of a terry Pratchett discworld cover

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that last Halloween with an orange and a black flamingo, called them ghost riderz

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when Aragorn summons the ghosts to help fight.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, where there is a flamingo, there is always a skeleton.

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    "I find them really funny," agreed Ammerlaan. "I also love the short Reels, they can be recognizable but also give a new perspective on things. And sending a message over with humor is the best way to connect with people. They most likely will remember something better when they can laugh at it with the person."

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    #16

    Funny meme about 1880 census entry describing a 15-year-old's occupation humorously as "Does as she pleases."

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well d**n how do i get that job?

    Vladmir Pootin
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    8 months ago

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    Helena
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went in for jury selection. They asked what I did for a living, I froze and ended up saying I solve problems and play on a computer. Sooo that's now in a transcript somewhere. Not embarrassing at all.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that could be an IT Project Manager explained in a way that luddites could understand. 😉

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    Michelle C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the census taker was either horrified or doing everything in his power to conceal his laughter until after he visited that family!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, ok, as long as she does good things.

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can this person read any of that?

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoop. I have a female fam member that wrote the same for one census.

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    #17

    Funny meme conversation with a humorous typo, part of Women's Humor collection.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My freind is literally the blue rn lol!!!!!

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    #18

    Woman humor meme with otter cuddling a person's face.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This obituary is going to be HI-LA-RIOUS

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this is fake, as someone who used to work at a zoo an otter would just as soon bite you for no reason. they are cute fuzzy vicious little psychopaths that will cut you to get what they want and look adorable while doing it.

    Nova yt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter very seriously tried to convince me to get a pet otter for a week straight. Googling permits and everything lol. Can't wait to show her these comments. Thank you all.

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    MsAnnThrope
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are quite smelly and those claws ain't toys

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did nobody watch Zootopia?! I love Otters, they are adorable. But there is a video of a Gang of Otters chasing a Tiger away from the pond. You do not mess with Otters. Also, that one is smiling, because it is trying to figure out what will I chew on first? So many choices.

    MaireC
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every post I see of cute, cute otters, my first reaction is 'awh!', and then immediately replaced by the memory of the British TV presenter Terry Nutkins who was missing fingers from his pet otters.

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look cute yes, but are dangerous and grossly smelly, Whatever lady

    kayteeisdabomb
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man....where can i sign up for this?

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    We were also interested to know if the Internet and what people find funny on it influence the humorists' work in any way. "As a humor writer and blogger, I see internet humor as both an inspiration and an opportunity," said Andrei. "It pushes me to stay relevant while shining a light on my personal experiences as I stay true to my own voice."

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    #19

    Humor meme about first-born children being mean due to parenting siblings.

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    Lucinda Speer
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldest of seven. And that's why I only had one of my own : I raised all my kids before I got married.

    Christine M Quigley
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Only had 2 because I was exhausted. Still in recovery.

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    Daniel Gómez
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ. My older brother just happens to be an ässhöle. And no, he never took care of me.

    Holly Herr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This remark only applies to females, unfortunately. Although the first sentence could relate to both.

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    Greenkitty
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family it is the youngest that is the meanest and the biggest drama queen.

    Greenkitty
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the oldest and grew up just trying to mind my own business.

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    veirdbuttrue
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not always the case.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. My older brother is great. Very caring.

    Nix
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. Depends on the number and family dynamic. I'm the youngest of two, and my older sister has always taken advantage of being the "more sensitive one" (meaning she is more likely to cry instead of showing anger). Growing up she was prone to using "I'm the oldest" when she thought it would get her what she wanted, but she was certainly never parentified at all. As adults, the dynamic has actually switched. I work full time and pay my own bills, while my sister has been "looking for work" for the past decade and spends her days watching TV and internet surfing while sometimes doing the odd job. And no, there is nothing physically or mentally wrong that keeps her from working.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. My oldest sister wasn't the mean one.

    Nina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisternever had to play my mother, she was mean though. Now we're both adults it's a lot better.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and the maternal unit thinks I just came upon this 'attitude' and independence out of the blue...oh, and I'm cold-hearted!

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    #20

    Funny meme about romance and friendship with witty reply referencing a song.

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    Marie Callender
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And is maintained by a good sense of humor

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you should never lump all people with a certain trait together: Women: "a good romance starts with a good friendship." Other women: "OMG! Can you imagine this CREEP! I thought he was my best friend and it turns out he wanted MORE from the relationship!"

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gina is right tho. I can't even imagine dating someone who isn't also my best friend.

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 42 year romance started with lust.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to see the pattern, but it finally dawned on me that the ones that start out like a thrilling carnival ride were the ones that burnt out quickly. The (former) adrenaline jünkie in me raced into these riveting relationships. Got to admit, enough of them made it worthwhile, if brief.

    #21

    Funny meme about pets acting like freeloaders, posted by a user named grace on social media.

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    Erica J
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day my 9 month old puppy was sighing like she plowed the back 40 by paw all alone.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is excellent Erica. Got me laughing.

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    Pink kitty
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I pick up my older cat to give him some peace from the younger cat he makes a string of complaining noises followed by a big sigh

    Richard Iachetta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing ails them. They are empathetic and know you go to work (ugh) just so they can have stuff. Never underestimate your pets

    Sue User
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, my diva is complaining because she insists on laying the right side of bed even though that is my side. She in trying to lay on the 3 inch gap between me and the edge and complaining. If i pick her up and out her on the other side, she walk, around again.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of mine were rescued strays, so I figured a memory is passing through causing the sigh. Of course, the reality is that animals sigh to express contentment, frustration, release tension, to relax, as well as regulating their breath.

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    Meanwhile, Ammerlaan said she finds it hard to estimate what people find funny on the Internet and how she can work it into the comedy she shares online.

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    "I really do want to put more content online in the near future, and I guess I should just let go of the thought of what will other people find funny online. The thing is that you can never ever satisfy every person, I am not Willy Wonka. And when people don’t think it’s funny, they are free to move on. They don’t have to find the same thing funny, there is no good or bad humor. It's a personal thing and can be different for everyone."

    #22

    Funny meme showing a locket with dog photos discovered after being pried open, found on a humor page.

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    Erica J
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not a locket big enough for all my fur babies.

    Doodles1983
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up locket balls. Good few pictures fit

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has a locket with a baby picture of me in it. And a tooth mark on the outside where I bit it with my first incisors

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a better one with pics of the kids but she was buried with it.

    #23

    Relatable women's humor meme showing a golden sculpture where everyone pets the dog.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's sterling silver, most of it is tarnished, but where the good boi is the tarnish never developed. He's a shiny boi! I WAS WRONG, it is bronze!

    Agamemnon O'Neill
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it'd be bronze and it happens on statues when people touch one part of it.

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    Pamela Keown
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the ladies butt, and the soldier's belly

    Investigate CZ
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's on a statue in Prague Czech Republic on the Charles Bridge and tradionally people touch this part of the bronze plate (theres also anopther one on the opposite side of the same statue) and then make a wish

    Oops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And someone petted the bottom of the woman in the confessional, whow!!

    JSMart26
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Prague, on Charles Bridge, I believe...

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    #24

    Funny meme showing a margarita labeled as a failed protein shake experiment.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me A LOT. I went on a juice cleanse and all I lost was three days of memory. Turns out you should not add alcohol to the juice to make it taste less like fellating a lawnmower.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add a paper straw, does that count as fibre? Asking for a friend.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep trying until you get it right. Or you pass out, whichever comes first.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did nothing wrong. Tequila always makes me feel like a superhero.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The protein comes from the salty snack you eat later

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough lime and no umbrella. Sheesh! Amateurs.

    Trailblazer Studios
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little salsa with Avocado dip for the chips and its perfect! Be right over.

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    As for the future of humor, Andrei believes it will face many challenges presented by AI. "I’m noticing that so many people (or so-called writers) are relying on AI to quickly and easily “write things for them,” which is not authentic. As I always say, “you can’t fake real.""

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    #25

    Tweet from a women's humor page describing staying home as the best New Year's club with relatable perks.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played in bands for ten years. The New Year's Eve jobs were always the worst. People who only drink one day of the year getting drunk and then driving home.

    LadyManx
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your New Year's Eve jobs and raise you St. Patrick's Day/Night gigs. They're drunk by 2 pm and have no clue what you're playing because everyone is pleasantly yelling at each other. Yes, we play Celtic music. Nope, never again are we playing St. Patrick's Day. At least, if I'm having root canal, I can, at the very least, hear music through my headphones.

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    Richard Iachetta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Years Eve, let's see should I go out, be smart enough to stay sober, and be killed by some dope whose blood alcohol level is three times the legal limit.NO, I will stay home and wake up New Years Day not hungover and alive

    Chewie Baron
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does it have Dan Cortez?

    Trailblazer Studios
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks and bras required!? Just where do you usually hang out?

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a conversation with a friend we hadn't seen for years. She made the statement years ago that they never go out on New Year's Eve because of all the idiots on the road. She then proceeded to ask if we wanted to come to their place for New Years. We live at least 3 hours away.

    #26

    Funny meme with text about teens handing a disposable camera and showing use to a person familiar with it.

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had talked about that with a friend, about how young people assume you don't know how to do stuff bish I am 67 I would not be alive if I didn't know.

    Trailblazer Studios
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the 20 somethings get full of themselves because the Stock Market...was still going up, but you keep having to yell..LOOK OUT! When they are driving to the job!

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    sharonredbarron
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse was millennial-splained by 2 women working at ups, they not understanding what he was searching for on his phone. We left, laughing. They no longer work there.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I hope you disposed of it !

    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got triggered because the story involved two teen girls explaining the obvious

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    Doofnuts
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    8 months ago

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    Jeez, how long ago was this?

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still buy disposable cameras... but god only knows how you get the film developed, it seems like that's just not a thing any more except maybe in the cities. [used to be able to take it to any supermarket or chemist and they'd send it off one week to come back the next]

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    #27

    Bears enjoying apples in the forest, humorous meme from 'Women's Humor' page with a funny caption.

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    Jerry Jacques
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the apples have fermented they all will be asleep in a little bit.. Lol (No do not go near any bear)

    Kimi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are getting drunk on fermented apples! 😂🤣

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why friend-shaped if not friend?

    Richard Iachetta
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not discourage petting bears. Let those who think it is a good idea do so, it will improve the gene pool

    Samantha Hall
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I pet that dawgggg CAN I PET THAT DAWGGGGHH CAN I PET THAT DAWGGGGH!!

    NerdAlert
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can do anything once :)

    Greenkitty
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will be passed out drunk soon, if you are very quiet and really lucky, you may...

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hunter's bait trap 😔

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    Ammerlaan simply hopes that comedians will be able to perform their comedy without restrictions or rules in the future, as that influences creativity and freedom of speech. "Comedy is also a form of art. It mostly consists of several layers, it’s to make things discussable.

    I use a lot of selfspot which I also find funny but underneath that layer lies a pain, something really uncomfortable. Though I am still putting myself out there for I hope that if I can at least reach one person to change their point of view about themselves to feel better about themselves, then my mission is accomplished."

    #28

    Funny meme about marriage dynamics, featuring a humorous exchange about throwing things out and saving them.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the chaos goblin who loves garbage 👹👹👹

    Neopet22
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with my mom and both of us are lol but I'm a little less. I am fine with throwing away that 1 jar in a collection of similar jars without thinking I'm gonna need it 😂

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    CF
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! That plug that I snipped off of the old, broken tire inflator and saved- guess what?! The plug on the newer tire inflator broke last week! Took me a week to figure out where I stashed it though.

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m the chaos goblin and my husband is the great thrower outer. My issue is, just about every damned time I do a purge of stuff I haven’t used, either in a long time or ever, damnfuck if I don’t end up needing it and having to go out and buy a new one!

    Mary Green
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my chaos goblin with all my heart. Treasure them while you have them, a neat clean house you enjoy alone isn't as much fun as you think it will be.

    Trailblazer Studios
    Community Member
    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Son use to say..I hope you get this all cleaned up by the time you die! I just smile and say...I don't count on it, this s**t is now worth thousands! Now that we have a President that is the Salt of the Earth...The common Clay...you know...Complete Moron.

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    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but but but you never know when X will come in handy (he says looking at some bit of eighties tech so obscure even he isn't sure what it is but it looks like it has a SCSI interface so best keep it just in case...).

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel seen. Also don't throw my stuff

    Kimi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I are both chaos goblins. Our home is adventurous.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we drop off the twig I'm just going to leave the house to Time Team

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    Karen Mercury
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh holy c**p. My husband is such a hoarder he leaves two bites of anything in a container to avoid having to throw it away

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am living this. Stuff everywhere. It's making me crazy.

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    #29

    Iron with text about millennials banishing ironing, highlighting women's humor memes.

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    MsPlants
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what a dryer is for and Im Gen X thank you very much

    Bec
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, dry clean or hand wash only... Best I can offer is the gentle cycle and hang up to dry

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    Honali Austin
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer here. Threw the iron out 30 years ago.

    Edward Clarke
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer too but I do iron my one good tablecloth and cloth napkins when I have guests over.

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    Mary Green
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boomer hasn't used an iron for my entire adult life. Wrinkle-free washables have been around for a long time, folks.

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X here, no you don't. We did it way before you came along. I never ironed any clothes since I was 18.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of this, but yes. One of the great achievements of our time.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, permanent press came out before millenials were around.

    Karen Mercury
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just wondering! "Hey, we haven't broken out the ironing board for about 5 years now"

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They give themselves credit for everything. I haven’t ironed anything since the 70s.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still use an iron. But not on clothes.

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    #31

    A woman making a puzzled face with text above about wearing a penguin onesie, part of funny women's humor memes.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh Khakis...... Well you sound hideous

    S Bow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she's a guy, sooo. One of the few commercials that made me laugh.

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    Shoopyfloop Roundbird
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we married my hubby would call and ask me this to determine if he was going to take me some place for dinner or if he should just bring me take out. 100% keeper! Best part is i didnt even catch wise to this until after we lived together.

    zatrisha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty-five years ago, when the internet was new and people chatted in chat rooms, this was the standard whisper line. An honest answer (sweatpants, a t-shirt, and striped socks) would result in insults.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boxers with their hand down them probably.

    #32

    Funny meme from 'Women's Humor' highlighting misconceptions about alpha males with a comedic twist.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so every male with a f***y pack with a first aid kit and a snack is an alpha male. cannon accepted

    Greyskull
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think of alpha and beta in terms of software, alpha means barely functioning, full of bugs and other fatal errors, and not ready for the public. So everyone calling himself an alpha male is in fact correct.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole alpha thing was a study on wolves in captivity - unrelated male wolves mostly so basically like understanding human social systems by studying the inmates in a supermax prison. In reality the 'alpha' pair are just the mum and dad and the rest are various generations of offspring.

    Richard Iachetta
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to say you're the alpha male, you're not

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I miss my everything carrying alpha guy!!

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very odd censorship! Please get a hold of your a**l ways

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    #33

    Humorous meme about women's texting habits with friends before a date, featuring witty safety checks and encouragement.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dont say........ God I just want to be like And why do you think that is hmmm...... hint its not for fun or to be ironic.......

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? The alternative is just not dating ever, which I have chosen, but I get that for most women that's not going to work for them so they need to do this s**t. Also, I recommend long nails. Scratch the hell out of him so the police have his DNA.

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    Greenkitty
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men do not realize how scary it is being a woman in a man's world.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and women travel through this world differently. It's like a street with both bicycles and cars - one has to be more cautious than the other.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Ya'll stay safe out there.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls want to take risks but also have their backs covered.

    Inservio Smurf
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    8 months ago

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    ...parrot ...laughter ...blind monkey. Either I am having a stroke, or that is just flatout nonsense.

    #34

    Pile of logs, with text humorously comparing rotten years to thriving, representing women's humor meme.

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    Boredandsomea
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still dead.... they got the b*****d at last

    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the start of a tic tac doh game.

    #35

    Funny meme featuring a cat rescued by firefighters, looking unimpressed, sitting in a car.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat started the fire as a distraction while he robbed the place because hes a.... cat burglar

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of work to get to your punchline but it was worth it

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    Bettye McKee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should know better than to p**s off a cat.

    #36

    Funny meme of a stone lion in a cluttered room, humorously described as a character from Beauty and the Beast.

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    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about: "How did the OP manage to snap that split second clip due content?"

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed the word 'up' after the censored blur the first time I read this, was worried (or was it envious?) about the villager for a second.

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    #37

    Tweet meme about financial responsibility, humorously addressing personal finance habits.

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    EM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone else treats me to a coffee I translate that into now I can afford to buy a two course meal.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup it's like getting caught in that waterfall where it just keeps pulling you under as soon as you get your head above water.

    #38

    Cartoon woman searching for lost glasses, captioned “My subtitles. I can't hear without my subtitles.” Funny women's humor meme.

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    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use them because I can turn the TV up so I can hear them talk but then music or a car crash knocks pictures off the wall. ? .

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of trying to send a man to Mars, technocrats should figure out how to redesign TVs so they have a separate volume control to turn down just the music.

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    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always watch with subtitles. It means the narrative flow isn't broken by poor audio choices that result in a character mumbling over excessive background music.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The annoying thing is that digital subtitles (on Freesat) don't look that unlike how it was in the 90s with Teletext subtitles. You'd have thought in the intervening *thirty* years they might have sussed outlining the text and having the background partly transparent, like Netflix does with ease. But oh no. It's clunky for the win.

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    Jenn C
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of makes sense, I can't hear well without my glasses

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means not having to back up and interrupt the flow of the scene because I can glance down during thick accents and loud noises.

    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started with foreign language movies, and then just became a general things... I'm usually watching and gaming on my phone; so it helps that I can just glance at the screen

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turn the radio down while i look for this address

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest thing I think on youtube, is where there is a video on with a foreign person who can't speak very good English and watching how fkd up the subtitles are. lol

    Yourlocalsnipergal
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Whispering) EXPLOSION (more d**n whispering)

    #39

    Woman reflecting humorously on memory, movie, or dream experience with a caption on her thoughts.

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    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, sweet child of summer--this is life when you get older.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One good part about getting older - I just don't care about the same things I did when I was younger.

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    Gracie Mae
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or even something that happened to someone else that's close to you--you've lived it with the person, then re-lived it over the years until you think of it as happening to you!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's some early onset.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me all the time.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many thing to see on so many different mediums that you never know where you saw it, as she said. I get that so often. I have to bookmark something I find interesting or I will never find it again.

    Yourlocalsnipergal
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to find out if half my childhood memories of malls and theme parks were real or just dreams

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me sometimes, not movies, but dreams.

    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago

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    The visual representation of 'the lights are on but nobody's home'.

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    #40

    Elderly couple humor meme; woman playfully annoying husband.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man isn't annoyed. That man is thrilled to have a wife that still shows him he is loved.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit that 3rd rail and the end of time will come right quick

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😍😍😍😍😣🙁

    Richard Iachetta
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And may the two of you stay together and healthy till the end of time

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    #41

    Funny meme about grammar, humorously mixing grammar rules with Backstreet Boys lyrics for comic relief.

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    Inservio Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaaaaamn.... takes a man with SERIOUS stones to quote Backstreet in public.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Tell me why?

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it's = it is; who's = who is; and discreet and discrete are not interchangeable.

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    #42

    Funny meme text: "idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same."

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    Theater nerd
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no no! Thursday is the equivalent of November, 6pm and rain, obviously.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake me up when next Wednesday ends

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No explaination necessary, wait, yeah, maybe you should explain.

    #43

    Woman wrapped in a blanket on the couch with text about enjoying rent, reflecting funny women’s humor.

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    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that sometimes... You can't make it rain, so you're chill just enjoying having a roof before having to back to school-work

    #44

    Animated meme with a character asking for water while cozy under a blanket, featuring humor relatable to women.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B/c cat is on my lap I am often incapacitated

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently two doggos are snoozing on my lap. Can't move or Otto will grump and tell me off.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, once I get comfortable, I don't want to get up.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do it as a rule, but it's really lovely to be able to do it once in a while. And if course it's reciprocal

    Timbob
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    8 months ago

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    So you pee in your bed ?

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    #45

    Text meme expressing exhaustion and love from a funny women's humor page.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there an emoji? 😬

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Friend'. That's what 'friend' means.

    BP Aunt C
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie and I use LYF (love your face) It means all that and more! You can be having a junk day and receive a LYF and it really does make that moment a tiny bit better. Knowing your person is out there, rooting for you!

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make time and find the energy... Relationships of any kind requires efforts

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't need a word; the correct nod will convey all of that

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is the nod that says. Hello old friend, I hope your life has been well. And I know that while I've seen better times, I am still grateful to be alive to see you today, and share this meaningful communication together. May the fates have mercy on you and yours until we cross paths again.

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    #46

    Text post about female friendship humor, highlighting the playful balance of personalities.

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    Jodie Osborne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom said to my brother & I when we were teenagers “ I appreciate that you two take turns on being moody teenage a**holes…I don’t think I could handle you both at the same time”.

    #47

    Funny meme about relatable work stress and exhaustion.

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    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's how it was until I retired. Now, there's no work going great but everything else is still true.

    #48

    Knight lifting a bride humorously depicts unexpected snack gifts, relating to funny memes on women's humor.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for that Cod piece !

    Peppy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t that the snack? I love fish goujons

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    MP Deco
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i LOVE this painting! such joy!

    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True love is when this one is combine with the one about not knowing how to act around warm bread and its about him bringing you warm bread when you didnt ask!!

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't even have time to flip up his visor. lol

    Leslie Victor
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strang picture. Really..odd... Maybe its just me...

    PFD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody uncomfortable, you mean?

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    #49

    Woman in a tan coat sitting at a table, smiling with text overlay: "I can't complain. Actually, I can." Women's humor meme.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maintenance guy in my building: can't complain. I could, but nobody would listen.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean I'll live forever? Fuuuck that noise!

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU want to complain! Look at these shoes! I've only had 'em three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

    2bwhctmvgn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." — Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"

    Zaach
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone says "can't complain" I respond with "oh, gag order?"

    C. T.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was attacked by thugs who cut my tongue out... I can't complain."

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    #50

    Woman humor meme about struggling to open a jar, questioning independence, with a classic painting in the background.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on Amazon and bought a jar opener 👍

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find a blunt knife with a rounded tip. Poke it under the rim of the lid and twist gently. There'll be a "foop" and the security button will pop. Then you can unscrew the thing with ease.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaspoon works for me using the same technique.

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    Vladmir Pootin
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is banging the outer edges of the jar with a blunt instrument, like a knife handle? ... You bang around the perimeter which should allow some air to seep in to make twisting it open easier

    Arlnee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    turn the jar upside down and tilt it at a slight (20-30 degree) angle. Bang the lid on the floor firmly but not heavily a couple of times. turn jar a third of the way around, repeat. After about four or five hits, try opening the lid. It works 98% of the time. I say this as an old woman with messed up hands.

    S Bow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have difficulty getting up and down, try tapping the edge of the lid gently against the counter edge. I do that and it almost always works.

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    Jesse
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I sprained my wrist I wedged the jar between my hip and the counter to open it with my uninjured hand. The result was a rather interesting conversation with the paramedics.

    Checkpoint Cheryl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    run some hot tap water over the lid. The metal expands slightly and the lid comes off easily. If that does not work move on to the suggestion already posted below, pry the lid up just a small amount with a spoon (or knife but spoon is safer) to break the seal. If neither of those work, a man can't open it either.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you give up and jab a knife into the top of the lid, opening the jar, but sacrificing a reusable jar

    JB
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far rubber gloves have worked 🤞

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    #51

    Woman smirking with funny meme about student loans and dreams, highlighting women’s humor.

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    Timbob
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    8 months ago

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    I really hope she didn’t get an Art History degree.

    #52

    Funny meme from Women's Humor page showing deep-sea creature as a job survival metaphor.

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    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us without Masters Degrees don't have the privilege of picking jobs

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most jobs would turn away people with a Master's degree and say they were over qualified.

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    #54

    Woman celebrates 700 days on Duolingo with cake, embodying relatable women's humor in a tweet.

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest got me chocolate cake for my 2k day duo so yey

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know you do not need a reason to buy cake, you can, like, just boy one and eat it

    roddy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is fun to make it a party :)

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    #55

    A woman shrugs with a playful smile, captioned about matching others' energy, from Women's Humor memes collection.

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    #56

    Funny meme about Target offering "Targarita" drinks at in-store bars, with a margarita glass featuring the Target logo.

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    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I feel the money flying out of the wallets as I read this.

    Anna Purnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness they turned out to be snivelling wankers so I'm already boycotting them.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there's a designated driver.

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    #57

    Split image of a woman and a man, with humorous text referencing the Princess Diaries sequel.

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    MsPlants
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    8 months ago

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    except that this prince looks like hes a switch hitter and would rather be in charge of her wardrobe than the kingdom. Hes always dressed a bit too fancy pants for me. I mean he wares a pinky ring for gods sake... I just cant with guys and pinky rings. I just giggle.

    #58

    Man reacting humorously with text, "You sure about that?" referencing Ariel's desire to be where the people are.

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    #59

    Two humorous sandwiches cut in creative styles on white plates from Women's Humor meme.

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    MsPlants
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moms drunk in the kitchen again

    Boredandsomea
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not, it´s a weekday and the early bird gets the beer

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    Lisa Lavallee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, That's the funniest thing I've seen in forever! Doesn't really matter what you make them for lunch. Wheter it's PBJ, bologna, or a tuna sandwich garnished with a dollop of $400 an ounce caviar, Those will all be forgotten. But this way of cutting them will never be forgotten...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your child you cut them with two lightsabers.

    #60

    Cartoon character trapped in a bottle, illustrating overreaction humor.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't cry, but I did spend a lot of time preparing a Plan B and a Plan C just in case...

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    #61

    90s funny meme about cozy nights wrapped in a pink blanket.

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    MsPlants
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man I just got the heebee jeebees from this picture. the feel of the material always gave me that shiver down my spine especially if it had been washed and started to pill and get those shreds and wispy fibers that would snag on everything. ugh i just gave myself the ickies. thank god these things went mostly away and they are rare

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one I remember was scratchy wool that made my neck itch.

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    Nuku Nyara
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These blankets give me nostalgia from when we would have a sleepover at my Granny's house and a couple of my aunts and uncles would drop off my cousins who were the same age😍

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is currently in the garage covering my Bonneville.

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family had a light brown one....

    lovemy suffolk
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked rubbing the silkies between my fingers while going to sleep. It was very comforting as a child.

    #64

    Four double-yolk eggs frying in a pan, shared humorously.

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    Bec
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cr acked. Really needs censored?

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is going to end up completely incomprehensible. Sorry. BP is g***g to e*d up c********y i**************e.

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    Brian Herold
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if it's true, but I hear you can buy packages of double-yolk eggs.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a seller in one of the local marchés who frequently has all double-yolk eggs. They're huge as well.

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    Susan Teter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 3 hours pay right there

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a little bit of salt and pepper.

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    #65

    Woman humor meme showing two images side by side: one eating tacos, the other in a purple dress.

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘m pretty sure my tacos don’t make bigger boobies.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat enough, and many body parts will get bigger.

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    Vladmir Pootin
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because tacos have magical calories!

    #66

    Person reacting humorously to kids in public, reflecting relatable women's humor meme.

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    Otto Katz
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    8 months ago

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    This doesn't work, there isn't a daily birth control for men

    #67

    Funny meme from Women’s Humor: friend gives blunt relationship advice, "break up," before hearing the full story.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need independent advice, it's over, break up.

    Kalikima
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even close to true.

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    #68

    Humorous meme with a small animal labeled "Me" and a hand feeding it, captioned "Me telling myself I deserve that silly treat."

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    #69

    Woman using air quotes with a skeptical expression, captioned "How 'am' I?" adding humor to women's meme collection.

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    #70

    Funny meme text about not knowing how to act around warm bread, from a humorous social media post.

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    Doodles1983
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep inhale. Slice 2 slices. Slice 1, slather with real salted butter and enjoy. Slice 2, gouge out the innards, squish up and eat, then eat the crust crunchy. Yum.

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fresh garlic and olive oil or some good soft butter.

    #71

    Funny meme showing two women with a man lying on a table, referencing "girl dinner."

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    #72

    Woman humor meme showing person in bed with a face mask, captioned about waiting for love while refusing to date.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's meant to be, it's meant to be

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    #73

    Man dramatically releasing black smoke with text about depression humor.

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    Erica J
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it were that easy.

    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My healthcare provider told me sometimes "you just have to make the decision to be grateful" when I was in a major episode. I've had this disease for over 35 years and am so tired of the healthcare practitioners that STILL. DON'T. GET. IT.

    Fairybaby
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    k so idk y but this reminds me of keefs "transformation" (iykyk)

    #74

    Woman reacting skeptically to someone saying they love waking up early; funny meme from 'Women's Humor' page.

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    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. It's me except asking "you slept until when?"

    #75

    Funny meme with a humorous to-do list including sarcasm, distraction, complaining, and gossiping.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cept Squidword doesn't have a work bestie.

    Vladmir Pootin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not know SpongeBob lore; why did you get down voted? 😭😂

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    #76

    Hair comparison meme from Women's Humor page with a humorous tweet.

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    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked the wife, and she doesn't understand either. Is this a he has a type thing?

    Sera
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kind of like how one can tell the difference between old money and the nouveau riche. Left is styled to look natural and effortless, right is extremely artificial looking. So left is quiet luxury and right is a loud designer ensemble, to go back to the nouveau riche analogy. They’ve both put in effort but one of them seems naturally beautiful and the other one looks like a try-hard.

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    #77

    Man expressing frustration 5 minutes into work shift, humorous meme.

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    Steinem Sukker Rumpe
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Always Sunny Be gone vile human. My rage is untethered and knows no bounds!

    #78

    Simple stick-figure meme illustrating a funny, relatable "non-wash hair day" scenario for women's humor.

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they make hand-held shower heads.

    #79

    Two women in a humorous meme, with one playfully pointing at the other.

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    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by "meanest," you mean "that one friend who doesn't just blindly encourage you and isn't afraid to call you out when you're being an idiot," then yes.

    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see science never went to highschool

    #80

    Funny meme from 'Women's Humor' about the chaos of life in your thirties, highlighting relatable social dilemmas.

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    roddy
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a very interesting Venn diagram.

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50%+50%+50%+50% = 100% need new friends, adds up to me.

    Nicky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The half doing dry Jan are also the same pregnant half. The other half are texting and booking Italy flights. You can be in two categories.

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