“This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal”: 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)
Texting has been the new way of communication for almost two decades now. Even with video calls being the easiest they've ever been, most people still prefer messaging. In fact, 40% of the respondents in an international survey by YouGov claimed they prefer texting over other communication methods such as calls, video calls, audio messages, and even face-to-face communication.
Texting also allows us to communicate through memes, videos, and photos, which pretty often results in hilarious interactions. We've compiled the funniest and strangest instances of people texting each other, courtesy of the r/texts subreddit that collects "funny, weird, or random conversations" for the entertainment of others.
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The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election
Once again, I say "not all boomers". This is what the majority of us "boomers" say to our kids all the time, not because of politics, but because we love and care about our kids ALL the time.
This is a wonderful message, and I'm glad to read it, but why is it in a post about "bizarre and hilarious" ones?
Why do you need to be anti-boomer to point out the current problems?
Apparently "boomers" are the reason the old orange fart is back in charge.
Load More Replies...If your mental health relies on an election, you do need mental help. TDS should be in the DSM VI.
Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂
My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
Cats concerned about rules or safety? Are you crazy?
Load More Replies...Guess green has never seen cats on a motorcycle before. They must be living under a rock.
Cats can do anything they set their devious little minds to
Load More Replies...Who doesn't have a smartphone and isn't able to text people nowadays? I wish I could say that it's someone's grandma, but Millennials' grandparents often are sporting iPhones, too. According to a 2023 Pew Research survey, 90% of Americans have a smartphone. The same percentage of the population also claims they go online every day, and 41% say they're online "almost constantly."
But there was a time when people would communicate in other ways. In 2021, Americans sent two trillion text and multimedia messages. But the first-ever text message was sent in 1992 by Neil Papworth. Back then, he was a 22-year-old software programmer based in the UK, working to create the Short Message Service (SMS) for Vodafone.
Let’s Go?? I Guess??
I did show up. I did not appreciate the "Save The Whales" banner above my table.
My GF Texting Her Friend 💀
I have a friend who would totally answer something like this. She has ADHD
I would've too, im totally Rose (golden girls) on the days I'm not Sophia
Load More Replies...“Do you have power?” “I can vote, have disposable income, and am physically fit, so yes.”
My Daughter And I
Awww yup my kinda of humour ,this is brilliant , now where my dino hmm 🤔
What did Neil's first-ever text message say? Because it was sent to one of his colleagues and it was 3rd December, the message read: "Merry Christmas." At the beginning, text messages had a character limit, similar to Twitter. A person could write a text containing a maximum of 160 characters. That's what led to people inventing "txt spk" or text speak. Today, we can't really imagine daily communication through messages without abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, brb, idk, emojis, GIFs, and even memes.
"In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions," Papworth said in a later interview. "It didn't feel momentous at all. For me it was just getting my job done on the day and ensuring that our software that we'd been developing for a good year was working OK."
Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around
I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom
She was cremated 10yrs ago..
But he WAS wrong. That's most likely NOT their mother, but someone else instead...
Load More Replies...I have a dark sense of humor but that's extremely morbid even for me.
I love dark humor. My therapist told me he was a large bit worried about me when I joked. I just sat back in my chair and grinned.
Load More Replies...Average Interaction With My Dad
Although it didn't seem momentous at the time, it certainly changed the way we communicate. Interestingly, at the time that the first text messages were sent, cellphones couldn't exactly send a reply message back. Papworth sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis's phone. Yet, only a year later did Nokia develop the first cellphone with a texting feature. Until 1999, people could only send SMS texts to each other if they were clients of the same mobile provider.
My Friend Admitted Something
It's a classic if P then Q line of reasoning, but they failed to recognize that it ain't P.
Load More Replies...And the grass that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, I thought the trees made the wind by flapping their branches up and down. Hey, in my defense, it WAS always windy when they did that. 🤷♀️
Lmao only animals n vegans eat grass 😂but this does make sense tbh , ( we won’t tell him racehorses also eat oats ,hay and a proper balanced diet not just grass tho 😂😂)
I eat grass, it's just been processed by a cow first 😂
Load More Replies...My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him
My son talks ro me like this also. Which is extra funny because we are not native English speakers
DH, memes are the universal global language! XD
Load More Replies...@ukgrandad - I don't think many people find jokes about incest between father and child as funny as you seem to do. Especially in response to a wholesome exchange like this one.
I didn't realise there were so many po-faced Puritans on this site.
Load More Replies...I'm sure OP was just being polite/joking. Not every parent is a controlling maniac.
Load More Replies...Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days
Due to time difference it was like 5AM and he accidentally clicked a suggested auto reply that sent immediately. He called me a second later in a blind panic trying to apologize for the “okay” and explain what happened 😂 love this boy but definitely gonna hang it over his head for a while!!
That (plus a "thanks" probably) would be my reaction wide awake, because I don't know how to deal with such displays of affection.
Lol does anyone ever use the suggested replies except accidentally? (Happened to me on more than one occasion.)
When we talk about texting nowadays, we mean all forms of instant messaging. Whether on a messaging app like WhatsApp or Messenger, dating apps like Hinge or Tinder, or through the chat function on Reddit, people choose them over the traditional old-school texting that has been out of style for quite some time. How did people move from the default messaging app to social media direct messages?
My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her
Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !
The best people are the ones that match your weird sense of humour and play the games.
My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom
Never had it, ain't gonna get it. BP is the only social media drúg for me!
Load More Replies...I'm on instagram because there are a lot of sweepstakes there, and I've won some good stuff.
The reasons are several, but perhaps the biggest one is convenience. For one, we do not need to have a person's number to call or text them. "You can fire up an app, connect it to your Facebook, and all of a sudden you're able to pull in all of your contacts from Facebook and you never have to worry about the phone number," media and marketing professor at Emerson College, David Gerzof Richard, explained to NPR.
I Present To You, My Youngest Sister
Their clock is wrong, 1865 should be 5 past 7 in the evening.
Don't be trying to do math around the military. It makes the Army jealous and the Marines suspicious
Load More Replies...How Dead Am I?
My dad once used my mom's expensive vacuum to clean the floor of the garage. If looks could k!ll he'd be dead. 😂 He's a smart guy, but very stupid sometimes.
Hey, look at the bright side. At least your dad wasn't afraid of the d*** thing, like so many so called "alpha males" these days are.
Load More Replies...If anyone wants to get me something for the house as a present, at least make it La Creuset.
The red Dutch oven with the holly leaves around the top is beautiful!
Load More Replies...My Boss Is So Done
"mouth kissing a stray cat" yeah... I like cats, but if you are doing that then you have gone too far.
I admit I occasionally smooch mine on the top of the head, and maybe on the side of the face/cheek area, but you KNOW they been lickin' their heiny-hole like 30 seconds before you picked them up, so no mouth-kisses, nope.
Load More Replies..."Ringworm" is just a superficial skin fungal infection with basically no symptoms other than visually unappealing and slightly itchy. So, yeah, you're coming into work.
Erm if said freind be doing that , I’d be more worried about why said freind was doing that rather than the ringworm 😂😂NOW GET TO BLOODY WORK ALREADY 😂
Did you spot any traditional texts in our list, Pandas? And what do you mostly use for messaging people? Let us know your favorite apps and communication methods in the comments: are you a visual texter who communicates through memes and emojis, or do you pen essay-worthy paragraphs with perfect grammar and your feelings laid out bare?
While you think, be sure to check out some more compilations of hilarious text interactions right here!
My Daughter .. Cont
This reminds me of Bulldog on FRASIER -- "Somebody stole my laptop -- how could they, this is horrible, I'm going to get whoever did it... oh, never mind. It's right here.
My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)
The hell? How old are you, kid? Nostalgia to most of us is taping songs off the radio, waiting decades for our Commodore 64 to start up, and the horrific digital screams we had to endure while trying to get online. Or praying for the end of WWII.
Load More Replies...PO TAE TOE. PA TAH TOE....If you squint and turn your head to the side with your chin down it does look like a vape.
Do You Think My Mom Needed Glue?
Guy I'm Seeing Hates That I Don't Fart In Front Of Him
You know when you a growing close as a couple when you can quite comfortably fart on each other.
I tell my husband that "my b**t has performed an original love song for you" whenever I fart. Gotta have romance in a marriage.
Hehe
I prefer to say that it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Load More Replies...I Think My Wife Has Had Enough Of Me
My Boyfriend Ladies And Gentlemen
I, a manly man, will never misogyny, even for money. You delicate little lady pandas should never have to face misogyny, it would make you faint in fear! I bet you are glad to have such a strong, macho man here to protect you.
Texts With My Wife While She’s On The Way Home To Me And The Kids After A Night Of Karaoke
Finally Got To Join My Boyfriend's Family Groupchat
Pick me up on the way plz I’m coming with lol that’s a meal I can get behind ,,n make that tripple the mushrooms to 🥰
Load More Replies...Is it just me or does it look like the werewolf is suffering from incontinence?
I love that there is no mention of turkey. Not sarcasm, turkey is the debul. I'm with Nathaniel on the mushrooms though. ALL THE MUSHROOMS!
My Girlfriend From High School 20 Years Ago Is A Really Sweet Girl. But This Was Ruthless
My Mother Met My Boyfriend Yesterday, And This Was Her Review. 🥹💓
Boyfriend Fell Asleep On His Flight And Didn’t Know His Plane Diverted To Another State
My partner literally falls asleep as soon as the plane starts taxiing down the runway. Sleeps right through takeoff
Load More Replies...If You’re Gonna Message A Girl On Reddit. Maybe Make Sure She’s Actually A Girl
My Mother Asking Me To Get A Message To Elon…
Ick... She used the wrong their/there/they're. (I know, I know. I suffered through the entire letter and that's still the thing that bothers me the most.) edit: she also used the wrong you're when texting
I don't have the energy to decipher cursive today. But it looks like undeserved flattery. And funny how her phone autocorrected doge to d****e.
There's nothing to decipher. Just read it. Although the content is pretty gross, so maybe don't.
Load More Replies...Do they realise that Elon Musk has maintained his citizenship of both Canada and South Africa?
I am a Veteran and you your a*****e mom should know how many veterans have died due to DOGE cuts. Your mom is evil.
It’s My Dad’s Birthday So Here’s My Favorite Text He’s Ever Sent
My Mom Has A Suspicion About My Cat
Yes. My partner says Mrs. Meeps is on the spectrum. But that one up there is just plain, old calling on the dark arts.
Ah! I understand it all now! People catch autism from cats! It's not the vaccines or Tylenol, it's the felines!
I Don't Play LOL
So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me So I Texted Them
If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what The Shrock is cooking... it's swamp waffles.
Got A Random Text From My Brother 😂
Got a random text from my brother, asking if a jibbit was mine. I know he knew it was mine, so i thought it was weird he was asking me… until I saw his girlfriend in the reflection of his shifter 😂 She has quite the history of getting jealous, so now the text makes more sense hahaha
If OP'Ss brothers GF is a jealous type, maybe he needs to get rid of her.
If this is true then neither of them are going to be happy in this relationship
I’ve never understood jealousy. The other day a taxi driver regular where I work gave me a Cadbury’s Chocolate Snowball (because he’s just a sweetie and does these things for staff sometimes) and he said “don’t tell your husband!” Now I don’t play along with jokes that I think are built on harmful social mores, so I just replied (please imagine the tone as playful not hectoring) “why not? He really likes me! He’d be happy for me that I was eating chocolate. If anything, you’ll have gone up in his estimations”. Any guys that tried any kind of jealous type stuff when I was young, free, and single, rendered themselves really unattractive to me.
Load More Replies...I Think That’s My Queue To Give Up On Dating😭
Good Night Text To My GF
I didn’t see him, why is he so small??
The "Dad" emoji is only to be used when sending a specific type of joke, or to show disappoinment (usually in a chosen partner, or when a sports team loses).
My Daughter Is At Her Dad’s House This Weekend. She Uses Talk To Text. I Texted Her Dad To Make Sure She Hadn’t Had A Stroke
A Message From What I Would Assume To Be A Hairy Man…
I got bitten by a person once. Every full moon I turn into a Were-Human.
Look, imma level with you guys. I was briefly part of the furry community in my 20s, which at this point was 20 years ago. Not even FURRIES say cringe things like this. We didn't even say things this cringetacular back in the RPing Red Dragon Inn chatrooms on AOL in the 90s. This is next-level cringe. This is a new species.
I'm not sure you're gonna want to go out with this dude. Unless you're into that.
Texts With My Dad Haha
My 8 Year Old Niece
Texting With My 7 Year Old Son
Kiddos dodgy android tablet carked it, and so he got a hand me down from his Nana that happens to be a pretty decent iPad. His mum and I both have iPhones so I showed him how he can message us. Got a wake-up message from him the next morning, he makes me laugh.
My Thoughtful 13 Year Old
Posting This. Divorce Here We Come
My 11 Year Old Sends Me This An Hour After He Went To Bed... 😅
Aren't there insects that mimic ladybugs, but they bite? It could have been an imposter!
Load More Replies...In kindergarten I remember a ladybug crawled into a kid’s ear and he didn’t show up for a while
My 13 Year Old
U are the monkey... according to the 13yrs old
Load More Replies...My Husband Wakes Up Thinking About Dinner
Why Are Men Like This? 😭
90% Of The Reason My 14 Year Old Texts Me
Cat Girl
Been Married 9 Years, I Understand Her
Been married to my wonderful wife for 9 years. She tends to prefer voice to text, despite the many typos that come along with it. Can any one decipher this text exchange without any context? I’ll give a hint in the comments if necessary. Good luck!
My mum will always send a txt without correction, no matter what predictive text has gotten wrong. She especially takes delight in confusing my stepdad.
