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Texting has been the new way of communication for almost two decades now. Even with video calls being the easiest they've ever been, most people still prefer messaging. In fact, 40% of the respondents in an international survey by YouGov claimed they prefer texting over other communication methods such as calls, video calls, audio messages, and even face-to-face communication.

Texting also allows us to communicate through memes, videos, and photos, which pretty often results in hilarious interactions. We've compiled the funniest and strangest instances of people texting each other, courtesy of the r/texts subreddit that collects "funny, weird, or random conversations" for the entertainment of others.

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#1

The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election

Text message from dad offering comforting words and advice on mental health in a heartfelt, impactful text conversation.

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Nota Robot
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not hilarious- That's awesome.

Spencer's slave no longer
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once again, I say "not all boomers". This is what the majority of us "boomers" say to our kids all the time, not because of politics, but because we love and care about our kids ALL the time.

Princess Possum
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a wonderful message, and I'm glad to read it, but why is it in a post about "bizarre and hilarious" ones?

Zig Zag Wanderer
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you need to be anti-boomer to point out the current problems?

Spencer's slave no longer
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently "boomers" are the reason the old orange fart is back in charge.

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Wat Tyler's Revenge
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7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your mental health relies on an election, you do need mental help. TDS should be in the DSM VI.

E M
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so thoughtful and kind. I love it. lmao BP doesn't know what "hilarious" means, though.

Robyn Hill
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this guy want to adopt another kid? Asking for a friend.

Shoshanna
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5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, imagine having an amazing father like him. Although, apart from after WW2 (and that was financially...for some), I wouldn't say the US has generally come back better and stronger after all the shít they do and have done.

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Amazing and not fake AT ALL

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    #2

    Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation with funny moments about Uno cards and laughter while texting.

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    #3

    My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills

    Two cats riding a motorcycle in a humorous text conversation about a hilarious viral video.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was real then they'd be wearing helmets?

    Space Invader
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats concerned about rules or safety? Are you crazy?

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    justanotherweirdo
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess green has never seen cats on a motorcycle before. They must be living under a rock.

    Trashy Panda
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another clue was that cats can't ride motorcycles

    Angela C
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can do anything they set their devious little minds to

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    Who doesn't have a smartphone and isn't able to text people nowadays? I wish I could say that it's someone's grandma, but Millennials' grandparents often are sporting iPhones, too. According to a 2023 Pew Research survey, 90% of Americans have a smartphone. The same percentage of the population also claims they go online every day, and 41% say they're online "almost constantly."

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    But there was a time when people would communicate in other ways. In 2021, Americans sent two trillion text and multimedia messages. But the first-ever text message was sent in 1992 by Neil Papworth. Back then, he was a 22-year-old software programmer based in the UK, working to create the Short Message Service (SMS) for Vodafone.

    #4

    Let’s Go?? I Guess??

    Hilarious text exchange where one person jokes about weight, showing funny and memorable texting moments.

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    Roni Stone
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. And I'm tearing up a bit. Oddly enough.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did show up. I did not appreciate the "Save The Whales" banner above my table.

    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just more friend to go round

    Marie BellaDonna
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this sounds like me and my sister! 😂

    #5

    My GF Texting Her Friend 💀

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation where someone asks about power, leading to a funny and unexpected reply.

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    Boots
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a good education, but has the grammatical competence of a 2nd grade student.

    pineapple87
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who would totally answer something like this. She has ADHD

    Steff
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've too, im totally Rose (golden girls) on the days I'm not Sophia

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    Trashy Panda
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't text me when I'm high!

    Otto Katz
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me! I'm always wanting to know what kind of an answer are they looking for before I start to answer. Is the question a pun? Are they looking for a baseball bat, or a mammal bat. It matters!

    SJones
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked her answer! Overthinkers

    Betty Spaghetti
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do you have power?” “I can vote, have disposable income, and am physically fit, so yes.”

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    #6

    My Daughter And I

    Text conversation with hilarious messages about babysitting a 3D printed dinosaur and playful photos included.

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    Roni Stone
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was funny and phenomenally sweet. These friends are awesome.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww yup my kinda of humour ,this is brilliant , now where my dino hmm 🤔

    Boots
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that so dang cute?!

    Earonn -
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's such a sweet, wholesome conversation!

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    What did Neil's first-ever text message say? Because it was sent to one of his colleagues and it was 3rd December, the message read: "Merry Christmas." At the beginning, text messages had a character limit, similar to Twitter. A person could write a text containing a maximum of 160 characters. That's what led to people inventing "txt spk" or text speak. Today, we can't really imagine daily communication through messages without abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, brb, idk, emojis, GIFs, and even memes.

    "In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions," Papworth said in a later interview. "It didn't feel momentous at all. For me it was just getting my job done on the day and ensuring that our software that we'd been developing for a good year was working OK."

    #7

    Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around

    Screenshot of hilarious text message conversation with accidental voice-to-text recorder creating funny pet-related words.

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    DH
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to animals lovingly like that is a green flag.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good boyfriend. Loves the cat.

    Boots
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest green flag ever!

    Trashy Panda
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a typical conversation between me and my cat

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂busted hehehe

    #8

    I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom

    Funny text message exchange showing cremation ashes images and a shocked reaction meme, highlighting hilarious texts.

    She was cremated 10yrs ago..

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically he wasn't wrong.😶

    Talis
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he WAS wrong. That's most likely NOT their mother, but someone else instead...

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    Dan Cone
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "heres all the dirt i found on her"

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's humor your mom would have appreciated.

    Otto Katz
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hysterical. My sisters would die laughing.

    Boots
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh d**n, that's messed up

    Niki
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Darnell response was perfect.

    glowworm2
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    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dark sense of humor but that's extremely morbid even for me.

    Roni Stone
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dark humor. My therapist told me he was a large bit worried about me when I joked. I just sat back in my chair and grinned.

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    #9

    Average Interaction With My Dad

    Man in high-visibility jacket texting at outdoor event, with humorous text messages about working hard or hardly working.

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    DH
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer and the only worry here was that you didn't already know this.

    Although it didn't seem momentous at the time, it certainly changed the way we communicate. Interestingly, at the time that the first text messages were sent, cellphones couldn't exactly send a reply message back. Papworth sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis's phone. Yet, only a year later did Nokia develop the first cellphone with a texting feature. Until 1999, people could only send SMS texts to each other if they were clients of the same mobile provider. 

    #10

    My Friend Admitted Something

    Hilarious text conversation where someone jokes about eating grass as a kid to gain speed like horses.

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    Bob Brooce
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a classic if P then Q line of reasoning, but they failed to recognize that it ain't P.

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    Maartje
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the grass that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall

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    Trevor Hardy
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work for cows and tortoises lol

    joann fielding
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I thought the trees made the wind by flapping their branches up and down. Hey, in my defense, it WAS always windy when they did that. 🤷‍♀️

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao only animals n vegans eat grass 😂but this does make sense tbh , ( we won’t tell him racehorses also eat oats ,hay and a proper balanced diet not just grass tho 😂😂)

    Auntriarch
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    4 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat grass, it's just been processed by a cow first 😂

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    #11

    My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him

    Humorous text message exchange about snacks including Oreos, zebra cake, lollipops, and blowpops with funny cat meme.

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    DH
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son talks ro me like this also. Which is extra funny because we are not native English speakers

    Min
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ukgrandad - I don't think many people find jokes about incest between father and child as funny as you seem to do. Especially in response to a wholesome exchange like this one.

    UKGrandad
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realise there were so many po-faced Puritans on this site.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure OP was just being polite/joking. Not every parent is a controlling maniac.

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    #12

    Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days

    Text message with a long romantic Valentine’s Day message followed by a one-word reply, highlighting hilarious texts.

    Due to time difference it was like 5AM and he accidentally clicked a suggested auto reply that sent immediately. He called me a second later in a blind panic trying to apologize for the “okay” and explain what happened 😂 love this boy but definitely gonna hang it over his head for a while!!

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That (plus a "thanks" probably) would be my reaction wide awake, because I don't know how to deal with such displays of affection.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol does anyone ever use the suggested replies except accidentally? (Happened to me on more than one occasion.)

    Smalltoid
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pete Davidson's "Chad" character from SNL

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    When we talk about texting nowadays, we mean all forms of instant messaging. Whether on a messaging app like WhatsApp or Messenger, dating apps like Hinge or Tinder, or through the chat function on Reddit, people choose them over the traditional old-school texting that has been out of style for quite some time. How did people move from the default messaging app to social media direct messages? 

    #13

    My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her

    Hilarious text messages joking about flattery and being rolled over by a steam roller with a funny reaction gif.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the highest form of stupidity is flatearthery.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooffff 😂😂priceless rip freind , she was well funny ❤️

    #14

    Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !

    Funny text message exchange about a marketing meeting location mix-up shared in hilarious texts people still think about.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best people are the ones that match your weird sense of humour and play the games.

    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I’m thinking is that Buckingham Palace is already privatised. Maybe we need to be thinking about nationalising it. Dying to know what ‘the main station’ is, though

    Earonn -
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always a good sign when they match your weird energy!

    #15

    My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom

    Text conversation about deleting Instagram to avoid reels and temptations, a hilarious text people still think about.

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    Nikole
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    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had it, ain't gonna get it. BP is the only social media drúg for me!

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    Lady Eowyn
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on instagram because there are a lot of sweepstakes there, and I've won some good stuff.

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    The reasons are several, but perhaps the biggest one is convenience. For one, we do not need to have a person's number to call or text them. "You can fire up an app, connect it to your Facebook, and all of a sudden you're able to pull in all of your contacts from Facebook and you never have to worry about the phone number," media and marketing professor at Emerson College, David Gerzof Richard, explained to NPR.

    #16

    I Present To You, My Youngest Sister

    Hilarious text conversation where someone jokes about a dad’s date of birth by mixing up years.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their clock is wrong, 1865 should be 5 past 7 in the evening.

    Kit Black
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be trying to do math around the military. It makes the Army jealous and the Marines suspicious

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    Billo66
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back in the 1900's....

    #17

    How Dead Am I?

    Funny text exchange where one person admits breaking the vacuum cleaner in a hilarious conversation.

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    Upstaged75
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once used my mom's expensive vacuum to clean the floor of the garage. If looks could k!ll he'd be dead. 😂 He's a smart guy, but very stupid sometimes.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, look at the bright side. At least your dad wasn't afraid of the d*** thing, like so many so called "alpha males" these days are.

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    Roni Stone
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants to get me something for the house as a present, at least make it La Creuset.

    Otto Katz
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red Dutch oven with the holly leaves around the top is beautiful!

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    Otto Katz
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used my Electrolux to vacuum out his tractor. (big tractor we lived on a farm). Yes, the motor burned out. Yes, the motor had to be replaced. I could have kilļed him.

    Paulina
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to separate young and old people in the comments: Young think it's a hilarious but AH move. Old are excited by the perspective of an entirely new vacuum cleaner 😆

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    #18

    My Boss Is So Done

    Hilarious text conversation about someone contracting ringworm and asking if they must go to work tomorrow.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mouth kissing a stray cat" yeah... I like cats, but if you are doing that then you have gone too far.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I occasionally smooch mine on the top of the head, and maybe on the side of the face/cheek area, but you KNOW they been lickin' their heiny-hole like 30 seconds before you picked them up, so no mouth-kisses, nope.

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    Maartje
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boss must get a lot of these types of messages from OP.

    Debby Keir
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but wash your mouth out with soap first.

    George Costanza
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ringworm" is just a superficial skin fungal infection with basically no symptoms other than visually unappealing and slightly itchy. So, yeah, you're coming into work.

    Crystalwitch60
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm if said freind be doing that , I’d be more worried about why said freind was doing that rather than the ringworm 😂😂NOW GET TO BLOODY WORK ALREADY 😂

    Roxy222uk
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I before E except after C, Crystalwitch, I before E

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    Did you spot any traditional texts in our list, Pandas? And what do you mostly use for messaging people? Let us know your favorite apps and communication methods in the comments: are you a visual texter who communicates through memes and emojis, or do you pen essay-worthy paragraphs with perfect grammar and your feelings laid out bare?

    While you think, be sure to check out some more compilations of hilarious text interactions right here!

    #19

    My Daughter .. Cont

    Hilarious text exchange about a stolen Hello Kitty sugar scrub with exaggerated funny consequences.

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    Cheese
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I send if any of my roommates eat my food.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to get on her bad side. Good lawd!

    Ashlisha
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate get to this level on me. I had to explain that salad does not last 3 months in the fridge. No one ate it, no one could would or should eat it.

    Cindy Brick
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Bulldog on FRASIER -- "Somebody stole my laptop -- how could they, this is horrible, I'm going to get whoever did it... oh, never mind. It's right here.

    #20

    My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)

    Text exchange with a hilarious misunderstanding about a nose hair trimmer mistaken for a vape, funny texts people still think about.

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    Space Invader
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Vaper (that's why he wheezes so much)

    Cheese
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nostalgia for me is the smell of vapes and weed. My school was full of it.

    LinkTheHylian
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hell? How old are you, kid? Nostalgia to most of us is taping songs off the radio, waiting decades for our Commodore 64 to start up, and the horrific digital screams we had to endure while trying to get online. Or praying for the end of WWII.

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PO TAE TOE. PA TAH TOE....If you squint and turn your head to the side with your chin down it does look like a vape.

    Mike F
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you gotta close your right eye...

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    Kalevra
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHS is real s**t these days.

    #21

    Do You Think My Mom Needed Glue?

    Text message exchange showing a hilarious repeated request for crazy glue, highlighting funny texts that people still remember.

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    #22

    Guy I'm Seeing Hates That I Don't Fart In Front Of Him

    Text message exchange showing a hilarious criticism about farting in front of friends and family.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know when you a growing close as a couple when you can quite comfortably fart on each other.

    Gordon
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always warn people when one's been in the chamber for a while...

    nottheactualphoto
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does a bowel scientists look like?

    Liz Rutherford
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my husband that "my b**t has performed an original love song for you" whenever I fart. Gotta have romance in a marriage.

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    #23

    Hehe

    Hilarious text conversation joking about a fall that broke the Earth's crust in funny messages.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Jp@nda
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to say that it looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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    #24

    I Think My Wife Has Had Enough Of Me

    Text conversation showing a hilarious exchange with a SpongeBob meme, capturing funny texts people still think about.

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    Dolevaal
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that sense of humour and how she immediately plays along.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I do this kind of thing, lol.

    #25

    My Boyfriend Ladies And Gentlemen

    Hilarious text exchange involving a $40 Apple Cash request and witty response about misogyny.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, a manly man, will never misogyny, even for money. You delicate little lady pandas should never have to face misogyny, it would make you faint in fear! I bet you are glad to have such a strong, macho man here to protect you.

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    #26

    Texts With My Wife While She’s On The Way Home To Me And The Kids After A Night Of Karaoke

    Funny text message exchange where one person jokes about making out with both their partner and Uber driver.

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    #27

    Finally Got To Join My Boyfriend's Family Groupchat

    Hilarious text thread about Thanksgiving food requests with a dramatic werewolf image captioned cornbread please.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauteed mushrooms? Do extra, I'm coming over.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick me up on the way plz I’m coming with lol that’s a meal I can get behind ,,n make that tripple the mushrooms to 🥰

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does it look like the werewolf is suffering from incontinence?

    Liz Rutherford
    Community Member
    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolf got a little overexcited there.

    visacrum
    Community Member
    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that there is no mention of turkey. Not sarcasm, turkey is the debul. I'm with Nathaniel on the mushrooms though. ALL THE MUSHROOMS!

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    Khavrinen
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but be a little amused that the bloodthirsty, carnivorous werewolf is howling for ... cornbread.

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    Otto Katz
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that you have never had proper corn bread.

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    #28

    My Girlfriend From High School 20 Years Ago Is A Really Sweet Girl. But This Was Ruthless

    Hilarious texts people still think about, including a funny message about looking bald and wearing glasses at 13.

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    #29

    My Mother Met My Boyfriend Yesterday, And This Was Her Review. 🥹💓

    Text message exchange showing a funny and heartfelt conversation about someone being great and lovable.

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    #30

    Boyfriend Fell Asleep On His Flight And Didn’t Know His Plane Diverted To Another State

    Text exchange showing a hilarious conversation where one person humorously admits they were asleep during their flight.

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    DH
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a superpower I wish I had, oh to be able to sleep for real on planes

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner literally falls asleep as soon as the plane starts taxiing down the runway. Sleeps right through takeoff

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    #31

    If You’re Gonna Message A Girl On Reddit. Maybe Make Sure She’s Actually A Girl

    Funny text conversation where someone confuses gender, highlighting hilarious texts people still think about today

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice that men can also experience this. ;)

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, if this immediately sets off your alarms like this it’s a VERY good indication not to use it as an opener with women! Predator/prey experience.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, nobody's perfect." - Joe E. Brown, "Some Like It Hot"

    #32

    My Mother Asking Me To Get A Message To Elon…

    Text conversation showing a hilarious mix-up involving a letter to Elon Musk and a funny mistaken word.

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    G A
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but your Mum is an ars hole maga.

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ick... She used the wrong their/there/they're. (I know, I know. I suffered through the entire letter and that's still the thing that bothers me the most.) edit: she also used the wrong you're when texting

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    Analyn Lahr
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have the energy to decipher cursive today. But it looks like undeserved flattery. And funny how her phone autocorrected doge to d****e.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing to decipher. Just read it. Although the content is pretty gross, so maybe don't.

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    HistoryNerd
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F&u&c&k this person's mom. She also used the wrong but.

    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just barfed all over my keyboard.

    Betty Spaghetti
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some will, she can’t even afford a Tesla

    David McKendrick
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they realise that Elon Musk has maintained his citizenship of both Canada and South Africa?

    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Veteran and you your a*****e mom should know how many veterans have died due to DOGE cuts. Your mom is evil.

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    #33

    It’s My Dad’s Birthday So Here’s My Favorite Text He’s Ever Sent

    Hilarious text message from dad with a selfie holding a dog, sharing a morning jaunt update and family greeting.

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    V
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog looks like my husband's uncles dog. And I could totally see him sending this to his wife and daughter. But we live in a subtropical climate so that jacket would be too heavy even on the coldest days, so he has a double somewhere.

    #34

    My Mom Has A Suspicion About My Cat

    Funny text message featuring a cat sitting on stairs, shared among hilarious texts people still think about.

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    Roni Stone
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My partner says Mrs. Meeps is on the spectrum. But that one up there is just plain, old calling on the dark arts.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biding her time until she can push someone down the stairs.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lie there and let someone trip over her.

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! I understand it all now! People catch autism from cats! It's not the vaccines or Tylenol, it's the felines!

    #36

    So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me So I Texted Them

    Hilarious text message exchange featuring a funny altered image of Dwayne Johnson as Shrek in a viral meme format.

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    JL
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever he's cooking, I don't want to smell it.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell what The Shrock is cooking... it's swamp waffles.

    #37

    Got A Random Text From My Brother 😂

    Text conversation with a photo of a car gear shift and a pink cartoon sticker, showcasing hilarious text messages.

    Got a random text from my brother, asking if a jibbit was mine. I know he knew it was mine, so i thought it was weird he was asking me… until I saw his girlfriend in the reflection of his shifter 😂 She has quite the history of getting jealous, so now the text makes more sense hahaha

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OP'Ss brothers GF is a jealous type, maybe he needs to get rid of her.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true then neither of them are going to be happy in this relationship

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never understood jealousy. The other day a taxi driver regular where I work gave me a Cadbury’s Chocolate Snowball (because he’s just a sweetie and does these things for staff sometimes) and he said “don’t tell your husband!” Now I don’t play along with jokes that I think are built on harmful social mores, so I just replied (please imagine the tone as playful not hectoring) “why not? He really likes me! He’d be happy for me that I was eating chocolate. If anything, you’ll have gone up in his estimations”. Any guys that tried any kind of jealous type stuff when I was young, free, and single, rendered themselves really unattractive to me.

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    #39

    Good Night Text To My GF

    Text exchange showing a hilarious mistaken text involving love messages and an accidental photo of a dad.

    I didn’t see him, why is he so small??

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    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Dad" emoji is only to be used when sending a specific type of joke, or to show disappoinment (usually in a chosen partner, or when a sports team loses).

    #40

    My Daughter Is At Her Dad’s House This Weekend. She Uses Talk To Text. I Texted Her Dad To Make Sure She Hadn’t Had A Stroke

    Text conversation with humorous and confusing messages that people still think about in hilarious texts.

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    Val
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest one so far!

    #41

    A Message From What I Would Assume To Be A Hairy Man…

    Hilarious text conversation with emojis about a full moon and a funny wolf voice message in a chat thread.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bitten by a person once. Every full moon I turn into a Were-Human.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, imma level with you guys. I was briefly part of the furry community in my 20s, which at this point was 20 years ago. Not even FURRIES say cringe things like this. We didn't even say things this cringetacular back in the RPing Red Dragon Inn chatrooms on AOL in the 90s. This is next-level cringe. This is a new species.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure you're gonna want to go out with this dude. Unless you're into that.

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    #42

    Texts With My Dad Haha

    Text conversation between dad and child showcasing hilarious texts people still think about for their humor.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text version of upspeak.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. (Spelling?)

    #43

    My 8 Year Old Niece

    Funny text message exchange with animal emojis and playful insults in a hilarious conversation people still think about.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WŢF. Ohhh I missed that the other person is 8...

    #44

    Texting With My 7 Year Old Son

    Text conversation showing hilarious meme replies including Bugs Bunny saying no, capturing funny texts people still think about.

    Kiddos dodgy android tablet carked it, and so he got a hand me down from his Nana that happens to be a pretty decent iPad. His mum and I both have iPhones so I showed him how he can message us. Got a wake-up message from him the next morning, he makes me laugh.

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    visacrum
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen 'carked it' in so long! To the uninitiated: "Carked it" is an Australian term, similar (and possibly derived from, or a derivative of) "Kicked the bucket," i.e., no longer alive.

    #45

    My Thoughtful 13 Year Old

    Text conversation showing a hilarious and creepy handmade doll that received funny texts people still think about.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is super creepy. But whoever made it is super talented .

    Angela C
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awful taste, great execútion

    #46

    Posting This. Divorce Here We Come

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation where someone asks about risotto ingredients and gets a witty reply.

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    #47

    My 11 Year Old Sends Me This An Hour After He Went To Bed... 😅

    Text conversation with a photo of a small dark object on a purple ceiling, described as a terrifying ladybug.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladybugs 🐞 wont do anything to you are anyone else. 🐞 🐞

    Nikole
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't there insects that mimic ladybugs, but they bite? It could have been an imposter!

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In kindergarten I remember a ladybug crawled into a kid’s ear and he didn’t show up for a while

    StrawberryCyxnide
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far worse bugs/things to be scared of 😅

    #48

    My 13 Year Old

    Text message with emojis replacing some letters in the alphabet, highlighting hilarious texts people still think about.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    5 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U are the monkey... according to the 13yrs old

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    #49

    My Husband Wakes Up Thinking About Dinner

    Funny text message exchange showing excitement for dinner, part of hilarious texts people still think about today.

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    #50

    Why Are Men Like This? 😭

    Text message exchange discussing plans to visit the aquarium, showcasing hilarious and memorable texts.

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    #51

    90% Of The Reason My 14 Year Old Texts Me

    Text conversation showing a humorous request for snacks from the vending machine with emoji-filled replies.

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    #52

    Cat Girl

    Text message conversation showing hilarious texts with repeated meows and a playful tone in funny text messages people still think about.

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    #53

    Been Married 9 Years, I Understand Her

    Screenshot of a hilarious text conversation showing a funny typo about putting economy in the freezer.

    Been married to my wonderful wife for 9 years. She tends to prefer voice to text, despite the many typos that come along with it. Can any one decipher this text exchange without any context? I’ll give a hint in the comments if necessary. Good luck!

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    Vasha
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put the icecream in the back of the freezer where it will cool down quicker?

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an RC cola she wanted in the freezer.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum will always send a txt without correction, no matter what predictive text has gotten wrong. She especially takes delight in confusing my stepdad.