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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Pun intended? Yes. And all of the puns in the Instagram account pun_bible are intended. Just to brighten your day as you scroll through the internet.
It's named the "bible" for a reason - within the page, you can discover a plethora of pun-filled jests. From a note on a piano begging, "I'm old and I'm tired, please do not play me," to trying to locate Frank Ocean on a map.
So, if you're up for a good chuckle and a bit of wordplay, we invite you to dive into this article. Let's embark on this pun-derful journey together!
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FireSwirl 2 years ago
Lol, If a guy told told me a corny but cute pickup line I would give him a try but make sure he doesn't *forget* his wallet
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I've been to the dentist many times, so I know the drill... If you let out a groan at that joke, you're not alone. Puns can sometimes make us cringe, but other times, they hit the sweet spot of humor just perfectly. Plus, it might surprise you to know that puns are actually a subject of serious academic study.
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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago
if the teacher turns up and the class room is empty then does he just assume its full of students then
But what is a pun, you might ask. Well, a pun is a witty joke that cleverly uses words with similar spellings, sounds, or meanings to tickle the funny bone of its audience.
"The brain goes through some incredible gymnastics to capture the meaning of puns," John Pollack, the 1995 O. Henry Pun-Off World Champion, tells Weekend Edition Sunday's Liane Hanson. "And if you think about it, it's incredibly complex."
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GoGoPDX 2 years ago (edited)
Or a nurse. It clearly says "I need more sleep"
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cerinamroth 2 years ago
What do we want? grgernjyniolgbnfeoicndsiong! When do we want it? NOW!
Reyes 2 years ago
“Disperse immediately, or we will not hesitate to use apples!”
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
There was a tumblr post a few years ago showing doctors' handwriting in all different languages and the Russian one was like the final boss of doctors scribbles.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Typical. Although it was 4 times a day for me. And they forgot the "up to" and the "as needed" parts of the instructions...for two years
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Jaya 2 years ago
And someone with one Icelandic parent and one Cuban parent is an ice cube.
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MushroomHead22 2 years ago
my wife watches thai and korean shows; and everytime i ask is this one korean or thailandese.... she gets mad ever time lol
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Snake Queen 2 years ago
I don’t know who downvoted you, I don’t think they understood the joke :)
Load More Replies... Aidan Pite 2 years ago
Okay so I can HEAR this bread and that is a sentence I never thought I would ever say.
flashy2.0 2 years ago
"Leave me alone, Freddy Mercury, you're supposed to be dead!" "So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyeeee?"
Hamza Malik 2 years ago
So you think you can love him and leave him to die!!!?
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He explains that puns are powerful for two reasons: they can be ambiguous, and they allow you to say more with fewer words. So, if you want to convey complex ideas, puns can be really handy.
Puns have been around for a very long time, even as far back as a text from the 7th century B.C. that mentioned floods. Sanskrit, an ancient language, has lots of puns, and it might be where the word "pun" comes from. In Sanskrit, a "pundit" is someone who explains ambiguity, and "pun" could have a similar origin, although people aren't sure about it.
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unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
Yeah I can totally feel the pain been there done that just be glad you didn't burn the everloving p!ss out of yourself poor dude
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goddessgebo 2 years ago
"Yes but what's its insect name?" "I don't know I don't speak insect."
Jessica Scott 2 years ago
One of my dogs used to eat these stinky little bastards when we lived it Italy, and then she'd try to lick your face.
David 2 years ago
That sounds unappealing. When picking berries we would avoid them when we saw them but once in a while you would pick a berry with one on it so they ended up in your hand and would 'defend' themselves and then your hand smelt nasy.
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Even though some may find it annoying when their dad cracks "bun" jokes while grilling burgers, trying to eliminate puns is a tough task. According to Pollack in "The Pun Also Rises," not making puns at all would be harder than we think.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
I have no time for anyone who gets a ticket speeding. It's entirely your own fault. I have had 2 and deserved them both.
Jaya 2 years ago
You'd have time for those people if you'd speed more, because it would save you more time :) Sorry, lame joke :) I do agree with you by the way, apart from a few cases where the speed limit sign is very easy to miss (like a tree branch growing in front of it), people chose to speed, so they chose to get the speeding tickets.
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Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
the compensation for poor aim was the ability to climb, unharmed, out of a vehicle that has just exploded.
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Cjo 2 years ago (edited)
Can anyone tell me why you would wear bulky uncomfortable hard to move in armor that can't protect you from even one blaster shot? :-)
AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
I love that episode from The Mandalorian where the troopers tried to shoot that droid but missed by a mile
Nick (He/Him) 2 years ago
Stormtroopers do not have bad aim. They were instructed to miss so that they could track the falcon back to the rebel base.
David 2 years ago
Um... you are talking about one scene from a whole franchise. The storm troopers with guns missed Hans and Luke and gang about a bazillion times. Running round the death star, on the rebel base, etc. Sometimes the equivalent of a red shirt died but at the main cast they 'pew pew pewed' all day and kept missing.
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I just rewatched the original version of episode IV. Had totally forgotten Obi Wan tells Luke that the attack on the sand people was fake because only imperial troopers had such accuracy!!! I'm still cackling days later.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Plus points for fun, minus points for timing. I'm sure the parent had other calls sitting there bored and NOT presenting that they would be happy to have interrupted for surprise silliness
Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago
Omg, I did this to my dad but the water was running down the stairs!
Shakespeare loved to play with words in his plays. He used puns to make people laugh, reveal important themes, and create a connection with the audience.
"Shakespeare's plays are a language playground," David Mcinnis, Associate Professor at The University of Melbourne, notes.
Take, for instance, the title "Much Ado About Nothing." It's not as simple as it seems; it's actually a triple pun.
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Never bring a cheeseburger to a Philly cheesesteak fight. Alternately: size and shape of wound is consistent with a Dave's Double with extra pickles
Terran 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time some woman was shouting in front of a store and harassing people until someone called the police and she kept shouting towards the policemen, who tried to reason with her, but she kept shouting at people so one of the policemen went to the store and bought her some snacks which pacified her and she went with the policemen without further arguing.
Couragetcd 2 years ago (edited)
I think Burger King is involved and onscreen over the lady's shoulder. Maybe he was the victim. Regicide!
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LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
You're right. Dragons are the GOAT of mythological creatures.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Aw, in the picture with the rat he's saying hi to his cousin! They are both members of the rodent family.
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
That’s the pic that caught my attention, too :-)
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"It can mean 'nothing' like in the show 'Seinfeld,' where not much happens," explains Dr. McInnis. "But if you say it with an old-fashioned accent, it sounds like 'noting,' which hints at the importance of observation in the play."
He adds, "And there's a cheeky meaning, 'naughting,' suggesting sexual themes. So, the title is a clever blend of a play about sex, observation, and a light-hearted romp about not much in particular."
In essence, it's all in the title – seemingly simple, yet holding a deeper meaning.
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Sponge Blob 2 years ago
I'm Polish and it's not a great translation :). First of all, it's very direct and it's not popular to be so direct in Polish, especially he used "sir" just few words before. Also two words are joined together and the word "trzymamy" (keep) is not the best one. Used like that would better suit to animals, but with cars it's weird. So it should be something like "Sorry Sir, jak pan myśli, w jaki sposób utrzymujemy samochody tak błyszczące?".
Anne Jones 2 years ago (edited)
Hmm.. polish and Polish are pronounced differently. Poll-ish is what makes things shine and Poe-lish is a language or a nationality. So this doesn’t work for me because I’m a pedantic fool.
Tähtikarhu (he/him) 🇫🇮 2 years ago
My fellow being, poll is pronounced poe'll
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Finally figured out the joke.......after trying to pronounce that crazy stuff!
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Monica Martinez Castañeda 2 years ago
A couple of weeks ago I was at a hotel and I was given room 404. I kept thinking about this my entire stay :)
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Jon Steensen 2 years ago
nah not if it has a good pilot and is over landable terrain. It is a common misperception to assume that a plane will fall like a rock when the engine quits. The do not, infact there are planes that are designed to fly completely without an engine.
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
that's horrible. Which is entirely fitting for this article.
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Greg Baughman 2 years ago
Pilot: "We're running out of gas!" Co-Pilot: "OMG! How far will we make it?" Pilot: "All the way to the crash site...."
General Stukov 2 years ago
Fun fact when my dad was a skydiving instructor one of his best friends owned a Cesena and they flew together quite a bit. They were doing a dive with his pilot buddy flying and after everyone jumped my dad was last, he went up to the pilot and said, "see you on the ground" took the keys from the ignition and jumped out. To the guys credit he was a pilot in Vietnam and landed the plane without power, easily. He said he wished he could hear his buddy cursing all the way down. All was good, my dad covered his drinks the rest of the night.
Igor914624 2 years ago
Been there, done that. Mid winter, and I was sweating. But I didn't bend the airplane.
Andrew Keir 2 years ago
If you walk away from it, that was a landing, not a crash
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similarly 2 years ago
A pilot once told me that if a plane runs out of gas mid-air, the propeller keeps spinning. He knew from experience. Landed on a highway and the local airport had to send a truck, the police had to block off the road, and he got in a LOT of trouble.
Rilmar 2 years ago
Well, it will indeed be windmilling, though many propeller planes have an option to feather the propeller (change the angle of the blades to reduce drag). It will still probably be windmilling, but feathering the engine is standard operation in case of an engine failure - be it fuel exhaustion or any other reason.
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He continues, "Deeper messages can be hidden within wordplay, often overlooked because a character is narrowly focused."
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Paul Brown 2 years ago
Cop said I must have smoked pot because my eyes were so bloodshot, I told him he must've been eating donuts because his eyes were glazed. He was not amused.
Jon E 2 years ago
By the look of the hole in his shirt the officer shot first asked questions after..🤔
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Aidan Pite 2 years ago
At least it's more evolved than 'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!" Still need to pry my eyeballs off the back of my skull that they just rolled to, though.
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cerinamroth 2 years ago
My husband has always been a dad joker. I met him when I was 19 but I saw his potential! Now he gets to make our kids howl with laughter instead :D
Nat of Clan P 2 years ago
Our friend Craig (a dad of two boys) would find this funny. His Dad jokes are off the scale. lol.
ELIZABETH A HIGBIE 2 years ago
That's a foot (das a foot) / That's a knee (das Ani)
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Puns, whether they make you laugh, cringe, or marvel, are here to stay, whether you're a fan or not. If you're craving more pun-derful humor, feel free to explore our previous posts dedicated to the world of puns. Get ready for a pun-tastic journey!
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Definition of a one-night stand: "A single performance of a play or show in a particular place." I bet you were expecting "a sexual relationship lasting only one night" :)
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
Depends on how many of those nightstands he's had. There may be a baby mama somewhere.
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Rigor Moreno 2 years ago
Babies automatically cries when hungry, no need for an alarm. :D Unless Alexa is in full volume of course...
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
That’s not completely accurate. Myself and my daughter loved to sleep. Alarms had to be set to wake baby and feed her.
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C.S. E. 2 years ago
I don't know why 'sippin on that moist' tickled me so hard, but I started laughing so hard I started coughing/gagging.
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Tortitude 2 years ago
I go into a "biscuit frenzy" (cookie if you are in the US), can never eat just one.
Gémeaux jumeaux 2 years ago
My father experiences "milk attacks," can be with or without cookies/biscuits
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Came to the comments for this, would upvote again for username.
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
I can (unwillingly) eat a tube of Pringles before realizing I ate a whole tube of Pringles.
Gémeaux jumeaux 2 years ago
I think that was part of the marketing meeting strategy
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That Spinosaur 2 years ago
Traccident: you trip while running Backccindent: you mess up your back Hackccident: those suspicious adds
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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
I once thought I had an STD but my doctor told me it was just rust!
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
especially when it breaks your teeth. ( also can be used to knock out the police if they find it)
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Puns, whether they make you laugh, cringe, or marvel, are here to stay, whether you're a fan or not. If you're craving more pun-derful humor, feel free to explore our previous posts dedicated to the world of puns. Get ready for a pun-tastic journey!
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CaptainDinosaur 2 years ago
Everytime I see you post I wanna change my username to GuntherFanFrom1983. 😤
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Who cares, I'd pay to be able to d!ck around with a flamethrower
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MushroomHead22 2 years ago
i think the guy with fire would be iceman... since a fireman uses water to get rid of fire, an iceman will use fire to get rid of ice.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?
Couragetcd 2 years ago
I feel the guy shooting fire should also wear some sort of protective gear
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Suby 2 years ago
As an English language learner, the use of "see" is so confusing. "Let me see that candy bar" = they take a bite. When I was sick and the nurse asked me if I wanted to see the doctor, I said: "No, I don't care what he looks like, just get me an appointment with him as soon as possible." I thought she thought I was racist or something and wanted to know what the doctor looked like before I picked him as my PCP. I was a bit offended, to be honest.
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Mycroft1967 2 years ago
They quacked the case. There was fowl-play when they didn't pay their big bill.
SolitaryIntrovert 2 years ago (edited)
That was pretty ducking good..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
The swan is still at large, but they got the hench ducks
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David 2 years ago
In fairness to Mr. Comisar, he did also give them a free IQ test at no additional charge.
The Scout 2 years ago
I never understood the obsessoon with dryers, though. I once had one, but gave it away because I nearly never used it. I find it much more comfortable to hang my laundry to dry. Dryers are not that common here in Germany, and, at least in private homes, mostly used for things like huge pieces of bedware. But on the other hand: no HOAs here that prohibit the use of clotheslines, so that might be a factor.
zgillet 2 years ago
Maybe because it is 90% less work and can be done at any time? Also, apartments exist?
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StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago
Should have mentioned 'wind-powered', too, Could have charged more, then, ;-)
Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
I Spent $50 on a "Penis Enlarger." They sent me a magnifying glass and instructions that said "Do not use in direct sunlight." Sonsofbitches!
Roger9er 2 years ago (edited)
In the 1970s there was an advertisement in the newspaper that said: 'Buy now a beautiful souvenir of Queen Juliana (then the Queen of the Netherlands). Real copper, with a good-looking portrait engraved on it.' The advertiser sold hundreds of them, for ten guilders (about $11) each. What did people receive at home? A nickel with a hole drilled with a string through it.
Jon Steensen 2 years ago
It's even better than that as it is also windpowered at the same time.
Michelle C 2 years ago
Sure, that might be an unethical way to market clotheslines, but they are also solar-powered dryers!
martymcmatrix 2 years ago
I remember some smart businessmen selling »36 pieces single household starter kits« but this was just a box of matches, though...👌🤭
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Mycroft1967 2 years ago
Either a) you don't have to pay for it. because the sugar is free; b) they are rebellious and trying to free the sugar from being abused; or c) someone needs to be fired for being a wise a-s-s.
The Scout 2 years ago
Or you live in the US and the suggested serving size is below 0,5 gram. If so, sugar can be marketed as sugar free, as an ingredient below half gram per serving does not have to be declared. . Seems a bit over the top on a bag of sugar, but it is what they have been doing for years with Tictacs (see https://www.simplemost.com/sneaky-reason-tic-tacs-can-say-sugar-free-really-arent/).
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River Daski 2 years ago
this is a shop, funnily enough. if you look close at the closest closeup, it has a watermark for a stock site (i think its shutterstock)
Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago (edited)
It means you are just buying the bag, and you get the sugar free!
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Take one Mercury capsule with a glass of 16-year-old single malt whisky.
Jeremy James 2 years ago
Isn't that the remedy that eventually killed Benjamin Franklin?
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
These were all mostly amusing until I got to this one and it made me pee when I laughed! At least now I. Empty and can safely look at the rest.
Max Robitzsch 2 years ago
Well, if it's a GIANT hole, then it's not a tiny detail. So it's not crucial. Cogito ergo sum.
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Every single time we passed a graveyard, my guy had to make The Joke ("Place is really popular .... people are DYING to get in there!"). Every time. And I would laugh, every single time. I miss that silly bugger.
Sue Denham 2 years ago
My uncle would say "This is the dead centre of town".
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
just go to a hallway with a bunch of open doorways and run through a bunch of them. according to scooby doo you'll eventually chase after him.
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Phoenix 2 years ago
It would actually have 14 hp. 1 horse = 14 horsepower. I don't know why, I don't make the rules.
Raumpfleger 2 years ago
You'd need a different transmission to translate more power to higher speed. In case of a horse that would mean longer legs, I guess - stilts maybe?
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
There's a billboard on the way to parents' house that hasn't been changed in decades. Used to say something about donating blood, but because of time and the elements, now it just says BLOOD in huge red letters.
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago (edited)
It looks like one of those Velcro tennis things, you know the things where two people hold a Velcro thing and throw the ball and catch it on the Velcro thing sort of like a baseball glove, but entirely different. Edit: i just looked it up and apparently it is literally just called, Velcro and ball game
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
They should of made it half pink too 😂 I love those
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
You reckon they wear parachutes when they play?
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Chewie Baron 2 years ago
This was a promotion stunt for the Dubai Open, and in the blue and white shirt is Roger Federer, and his opponent is Andre Agassi.
Gimme that Cash 2 years ago
Imagine you are swimming at the beach and a ball hits you on the head. Then, you look up and see this.
Reyes 2 years ago
They landed a plane one that helipad once too, so be glad it’s a ball and not a plane.
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Jon Steensen 2 years ago
I once saw a crane building another crane, so it has already begun. Now that they can multiply on their own, it is just a question of time before the machines take over the world.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 2 years ago
I see it as admonishing me for putting the food in for too long so I can go for a wee while it bubbles and boils and spits food all over the microwave. "Child. Lemme tell you a thing or two about how I work."
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Bell-icose 2 years ago
It's not as funny as you think. After the frog decomposed, this is probably all we have left.
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
You just want to tease and ribbit. (sorry, couldn't resist. It's 2 a.m. Seemed funny at the time.)
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Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
What does the buffalo father tell his son as he leaves for school? Bye son.
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Russell Rieckenberg 2 years ago (edited)
Seem nobody's concerned that someone used to be wearing that shoe.
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
Shot now I have that song in my head - a shushu popo shushu popo shushu popo pipi, shushu popo shushu popo shushu popo pipi. tokyo, sendai, sapporo, mo niigata, kanazawa, osaka, mo
Andrew Keir 2 years ago
Just don't sing the cod-Japanese song from Gilbert & Sullivan's "The Mikado" - it doesn't go down well
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LittleMissPanda 2 years ago
"He's ok because he lied" but someone effed up and now it says "he's ok because he lid"
Jessica Scott 2 years ago
My dumb a*s was trying to make sense of the letters in gold at first and it made my brain hurt. 🤦♀️
Terran 2 years ago (edited)
In german we say "Jeder Topf findet seinen Deckel" (every pot finds its lid) and it means everyone is going to find their right partner for life ♥️
Pandora 2 years ago
In spanish is like "Dios los hace y ellos se juntan" (God makes them and they come together). Normally used when two idiots form a couple...
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James Heinle 2 years ago
Back in the day a "lid" was a small amount of marijuana... about 4 joints worth.
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cerinamroth 2 years ago
You see it a lot in Japan - and I still laugh every time!
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
It's the Metro - I have no doubt at all it was entirely on purpose.
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No... The proper pronunciation is Uranus (Your A**s). Just don't giggle about it like you're a 12yr old boy, or do.
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Unpickled Pickle 2 years ago
♪Alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc Și te rog, iubirea mea, primește fericirea Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso Ți-am dat beep, și sunt voinic Dar sa știi, nu-ți cer nimic♪
Dark Pearl 1 year ago
VREI SA PLECI DAR NU MA NU MA IEI, NU MA NU MA IEI, NU MA NU MA NU MA IEI, CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI, MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’ve not seen an explanation of this “John Cena is invisible” thing. Help me out, please?
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Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
yeah I noticed "o'hara" on the patch and knew instantly yeah :)
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’m not sure; what is “physch,” and how is it Pronounced? It appears to be “fish.”
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
So cool. Apparently it's a type of stony–iron meteorite with olivine crystals (which is what peridot gemstones are made of). Estimated to be around 4.5 billion years old.
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Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
I haven't been in an accident, but this morning I woke up dead. How do I answer the question?
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Srinivasan Somasundaram 2 years ago
The OP should have stopped at nevergon itself. Self explanatory.
afia kooma 2 years ago
But that would be giving up, and he would never do that.
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Aidan Pite 2 years ago
You know it's a good dad joke when it causes the person to close their eyes and take nice, long, deep, grounding breath before feeling capable of responding. PS I hate you.
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Don Golosso 2 years ago
I'm more bothered about the guy having to hold up his own speech balloon then the bad pun here...
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Donkey boi 2 years ago
English uses 'Cargo' from the Spanish word.... erm... 'Cargo'. Which means 'load' or 'burden'. Spanish got it from the Latin 'Cargar', meaning 'to load'. Shipment is ship+ment. 'Ship' evolved over time from 'Skipa', to 'Skip', then on to 'Scip', before 'Schip' then 'Ship'. Basically means 'move'. 'Ment' is a suffix making verbs a noun and making an action out of the verb.
James Heinle 2 years ago
You sound like your a lot of fun. Party on, dude.
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Morgen Stern 2 years ago
Apparently, far too many men don't know that, as unbelievable as that may sound.
Jaya 2 years ago
I think the third one in this joke is meant to be the mouth, not the urethral opening.
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Becky's Display Name 2 years ago
My all time favorite shirt that I can never find when I want to wear it; I put the laughter in slaughter. 😍
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Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago
I laughed way harder than I care to admit. The old phones could be run over a car and still work. Currently also typing this from a Nokia phone.
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Chocolate llama 2 years ago
But that's just wrong. It was Lorde who said she could be your ruler
Adam Zad 2 years ago
Have you heard they're not making rulers any longer? Yeah, it seems 12 inches is long enough.
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Lama 2 years ago
Right? I love a good running joke, but the banana one is kinda played out.
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I just measured my self in bananas, she is 3 inches taller than me = 8-9 bananas, provided they are the cavendish variety 😝
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T5n 2 years ago
I'm the one who issues them . Send a picture and I'll issue it. (just in case people misunderstand:This is a joke)
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Which points to this: why do English speakers wear a pair of pants and a pair of underwear, but not a pair of bras, shirts or coats?
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Well, we have 10 in Russian, because my language doesn't discriminate between opposed and aligned. No, wait, it's actually 20, because my language doesn't discriminate between hands and feet! Wish my people were more like my language towards women, POC, LGBTQIA+ etc T_T)
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David 2 years ago
AI taking over the world so subtly we don't even notice the extra arms and weird faces.
Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago (edited)
Is that supposed to be Emma Stone? Also, what is happening with his right arm/hand?
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LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
I wouldn't like to run into Eminem in a dark alley. I'd embarrass myself trying to talk to him.
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️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her) 2 years ago
these dad jokes are making me wonder if i should laugh or cry
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LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Me: "Look at this picture." Everyone else: "Yeah, it's the home of a drug cartel leader on the Louisiana bayou. So what?"
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What do you think ?
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
while not a ton of puns are here, I found this to be nonetheless a hilarious gold mine. good job on this one bp.
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
while not a ton of puns are here, I found this to be nonetheless a hilarious gold mine. good job on this one bp.
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