30 Savage Parenting Posts That Prove Kids Have No Chill (New Pics)

If you do it right they always feel this way. My kid is 18 and has always wanted to sit next to me.. now most of the time it's so she can harrass me but I will take it!!!!

My 8 yr old daughter gave me a list of "rules" I needed to follow on the trip. I kept them and plan on giving them to my granddaughter to use some day...

Don't knock the Frog. He was and still is my idol :)

You'd better hope Miss Piggy doesn't find out you passed over her singing.

I've modelled myself on that pig my entire life.

Bonus points if you also sing along loudly.

My daughters song choices has started influencing my Spotify recommendations 🙄. I was the top 1% of listeners of 'Anna Kendrick - get back up again' last year.😣

I sing along and it drives my kid to hiccuping giggles.

Lol one kid will do the dishes and stuff, two of my children would burn the house down making a cupper

Our oldest was just totally oblivious to stuff going on around him. You couldn't leave him home alone because he'd be reading or on the computer and never notice the house on fire. His 2 years younger brother was the exact opposite. Always aware, very responsible, could handle life well ahead of his years.

I was the kid that couldn't be trusted with an umbrella.

That's my two lol. They are like chalk and cheese....but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Armageddon.

Strong in this one, the evil is.

You are my hero!

Muahhahahha

My friends told me they didn't realize how messy they were until their kids were all gone for a week last summer because they're used to the kids having assigned chores and doing the clean-up. I told them maid service would be cheaper, lol.

Very self-aware.

And rightly so!

I think Lynne is so done.

Yeah Steve, you slacker! 😂

One time being an extrovert netted me a French bulldog. She destroyed my house, but hey, free dog!

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I went in looking as terrible as I could on purpose. Now every time I’m carded I look way better than the swamp monster on my ID. Follow me for more life hacks. ;)

Back when I was an a$$hole I told a woman that she looked just like her photo (it really confused her)

Why was he talking?

my sisters dl photo was taken when she was 50. she's 84 and has not driven in years. still need id. same photo. nys

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You have to have boundaries, right?

Haha. My husband has the audacity to ask me what to do when we are doing chores. Um, I KNOW you know what to do without my input and direction. I know because we have been living together for 22 years. You seem to manage chores just fine without me. Just pretend I wasn't here also doing chores.

Circa 1986. Mam Away for weekend . Dad bathed me and sister .. washed our hair in hand cream — he just grabbed whatever bottle was nearby ..

I would treat him like the 5-year-old he's acting like. I'd get out a piece of colorful posterboard and we'd sit down together and draw up a chores chart, and when he was a good boy, I'd let him put gold stars in the right squares. Bonus points: I'd keep it out so friends, relatives, visitors, repair techs, anyone coming to the house would see it.

Task completed.

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Grab two different things from the hotel breakfast bar and bring them up and say this one is for you, wait a second and she will say I want what you got.

Anything's okay as long as it's bacon.

In my case it's always the smoked salmon. Loads of it! 🤤

Use a life line, call a friend. Her friend.

That didn't end well, did it?

My kid apologises to my cat for my singing.

I'm sure I''m not the only one saying, yes, I would buy that book.

sounds like a hit, and his college fund

The sequel is "The teen that destroyed all the cookway"

Ask him to find a deer while driving...

That doesn't surprise me. Have you seen the inside of a woman's car? A striking resemblance to a teenager's bedroom or a man cave.

There's this phenomenon in gay marriages where one of us, I assume due to too much testosterone, evolves this ability.

Son "lost" my keys IN the car. Anyone could have stolen it! He spent 20 minutes looking and said he couldn't find them. I went out and found them in 2 minutes, in the door handle where he put them to get his son in his car seat. He's 30 and does this regularly.