Every time you go to a hairstylist, there's this split-second decision you have to make after they sit you in the chair and ask, "How do you want it?" Do you go with the old but reliable or something new and exciting?
If you set your mind on the latter, make sure that you're at least in good hands because otherwise, you might end up like the poor folks who are featured on the subreddit 'Just [Eff] My [Stuff] Up.'
This online community with 842K members is dedicated to poking fun at unfortunate hairstyle fails, and has amassed quite the collection since its creation in 2014.
In fact, you might've already seen it here on Bored Panda as we have published a few articles on it (here, here, and here), but their recent posts are as good as ever, so we put together an update on the subreddit's content. Enjoy!
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Karenizer 3000
Lion In Chinese Zoo. Keepers Deny Giving Him A Haircut
Of course, the reassuring thing is that hair grows back. However, it often takes longer than we'd like to. Celebrity hairstylist Kristen Shaw said that, "If you've cut your hair to just below your chin, that would take typically 5 or 6 inches to grow past your shoulders, so it will take 10-12 months."
To make matters even worse, this rate is just an average that can be negatively impacted by a number of factors, some of which are not easy fixes. "I find that women's hormones play a large role, and with the rise of things like autoimmune/adrenal burnout for women, these have been a recurring theme with my clients who experience slow growth and/or hair loss," Shaw explained.
The Real Goat
Babies Are Not Exempt From Getting [messed] Up
A Meme That Created A Subreddit
Other factors which may inhibit growth, according to NYC-based dermatologist Francesca Fusco, MD, include poor nutrition, yo-yo dieting, and improper or inadequate hair care. "Maintaining good hair health internally as well as externally are important for optimal growth," she said. To this list, Jon Reyman, Founder of Los Angeles-based salon Spoke & Weal, added suboptimal scalp health and some medications as well.
Timing makes a difference in how fast your hair grows, too. "Usually in summer months hair grows a little faster due to circulation," Reyman said, noting that studies by The National Institute of Health show it can grow 10 percent faster in the sunniest season. He gave slightly better odds of recovery than Shaw, too. "If the bob is chin-length, it should take 3-4 months to grow to your shoulders." So perhaps the real number lies somewhere in the middle.
You Ever Seen An Onion Half Thats Been In The Fridge Too Long?
Needs No Caption
Nice
Me In 2004, When All I Ever Watched Was Fight Club And The Matrix While Blasting The Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up". So Cool I Had To Wear Two Sunglasses
If you want to make your hair grow faster, there are things you can do to help that. First, ensure you're getting proper nutrients from your diet.
"Health starts from within, so lots of fruits and veggies, and organic, pastured meat, along with the right kinds of fats will help your body function to its fullest potential," Shaw said. But other lifestyle factors matter, too.
"Maintain physical and mental wellbeing—stop smoking, get rest, and minimize stress," Reyman added. "An unhealthy person is usually not experiencing higher than average hair or nail growth."
Gime That Freshly Opened Highlighter Look
Minecraft Character
Give Me The Mr Burns Please Mum
Excuse Me Sir, Why??
Both Shaw and Dr. Fusco also recommended the supplement Nutrafol ($88), and Shaw likes the Moon Juice SuperHair ($60) as well.
"They're packed with amazing ingredients to boost hair growth and strength," she said. "I've seen them almost double hair growth."
Looks Like A Damn Lobster
I... I've Got Nothing
Found On Mulletchamp.com. It’s Not Just Great Hair, Check Out The Strategically Sunburnt American Flag
Nah I Thought He Had A Hat On Lmao
Next, it might be a good idea to schedule regular trims. However, Reyman noted that it's important not to confuse length and density.
"You may need very regular haircuts when your hair is growing to manage density but not length," he said. "If you want to keep your length, find an excellent hairdresser who can manage density well. Removing weight can help hair look great and be more manageable."
Average Florida Man?
The Smell Must Be Unimaginable
Do Dogs Count?
Saw This Fb Ad For A Local Healthcare Organization. It’s Like A Hair Style Buffet
Finally, double down on nourishing ingredients. From a maintenance perspective, Dr. Fusco said proper nourishment of the hair is key for preventing breakage.
"This can be done by avoiding extremes of heat and overuse of chemicals which can stress hair shafts and make it at risk for breakage," she said. Reyman likewise emphasized the importance of investing in high-quality hair tools, like the Dyson Supersonic Hair Dryer ($400), for daily use.
Will…
Me In Highschool
Drake Really Did
A Facebook Post From A Local Barbershop
Silk pillowcases and silk or satin hair scrunchies help to prevent breakage, too. "Both items minimize rubbing or abrasion to hair," he said.
In terms of nourishment, he recommended using products that contain K18 Peptide. "K18 penetrates the hair to the cortex, repairing it, and protecting it from damage." He also suggested scalp massages, because they increase circulation and thus can spur growth.
Hit Me Up With That Chechen Monk Drip Fam
Wayne Cochran, American Singer, 1960s
My Friend’s Barber Really Did Him Wrong By Shaping His Facial Hair
This Icon From Czechia (Krychlič From Pardubice)
Finally I Found The Proper Subreddit For This Gem I’ve Been Harboring In My Camera Roll
Yikes
Mirror Mirror On The Wall…
Say No More
Jesus Take The Wheel
Damn! Baby Got A Leech Curl! 🤣
Who In Their Right Mind
Went To A New Barber. Asked For My Part To Be Cut In. She Mowed A Stupid 1/2” Stripe Out Of My Head!
“That’s Not Where My Part Is,” I Said. “I Don’t Want Layers” I Said. “Don’t Cut It Wet” I Said. No, He Did Not Get Paid. Nor Was He My Usual Stylist
Sharp Corners At The Temples
Dude I Found On Tiktok. I Checked Three Times If Its A Filter, Its Not
It Looks Like A Pile Of Rats
Found This On A Karen Subreddit And Thought It Belonged Here
Before And After My Usual Barber Asked If I Wanted “Enhancements”
This Guy
Worst $50 I’ve Ever Spent
Found On Facebook
The Edward Scissorhands Special
Barber Shop Style Guide Late 70’s
Found On Tiktok. Absolutely Brutal
Oh, Okay
Don’t show your age by getting grey, get a butt load of black sharpies and your good to go. Doesn’t come off in the shower or rain. Chicks’ll never notice the difference.
The Bigger The Hair The Closer To God?
Stuart In The Morning, Karen In The Evening
Stuart Semple is a hero of the art world. Google him and read what he did as a petty response to Anish Kapoor not allowing anyone to use his vanta black paint. So wonderfully petty.
Lady, What The F**k You Thinking?
Ladies And Gentlemen I Present To You: Young Joe Biden
Dad Looking Like He's Considering A Career As A Disney Villain
Sucked Mango
Found This Atrocity On Crime Investigation Australia
It Looks Like His Hairline Was Receeding So He Stole Someone's Bangs And Glued Them To His Forehead
This Guy Who “Began Eating Big Macs In 1972, And — With Very Few Exceptions — He's Eaten Two Per Day Since”
Bro’s Hair Be Like: 🛣
I Wanted A Professional Shave, My Mom Insisted That She Would Cut My Hair Instead. Still Love Her Tho
He Can Probably Take It Off Like A Helmet
2022 Teen Mullet Champs!
Built Like A Bowling Pin
What Even Is That Thing?
Not Sure Which Is Worse
Did he think this would be a good idea all on his own and nobody stopped him? Thought so.
Their eyes are smiling in the first one. Not so much in the second one
Never Go To “Just A Cut” Asked For A High Fade…. Nickname Was Bert For A While
Dads Haircut Circa 1966 In USSR
The thing is, this is still wildly popular in Russia among certain social groups. Some even choose to look like this in their wedding photos.
Afl Coaches: "I Thought I Told You To Trim Those Sideburns?!"
Idek What To Call This, Bowlet?
How Long Is This Man's Face Wtf
You Know That Jerk Woodpecker?
Lord Have Mercy
Found This At Absolute Legend At A Grocery Store
This Gem From 90's Judge Judy
They Decided This Was The Best Way To “Thin Out” The Kids Hair 🤣
Going For The Ol’ Fork In The Socket Look
Dateline Bae
Jimmy Nutron & Vanilla Ice Butt Baby
Canadian Pm Justin Trudeau Got A New Haircut... Dumb&dumber Is Now Trending On Canadian Twitter
The Floor Must've Been On A Slant
Germany Is Fun
Gimme That Hair Helmet Look
I Feel Like This Belongs In Here
This Hairstyle Some Vikings Used To Have
Honest question: Why would you do that in a climate with freezing temperatures? I never understood this…
Seen On A Pbs Show Recently
Why do guys do this and not just shave? Also, do they not make wigs for men? Not toupee, wig.
Bowl In The Front Party In The Back
You Know Those Fruit Helmets People Make For Their Pets? Barber: Say No More Fam
Tried To Give My Brother A Line Up And Messed Up Abit But Atleast He Still Likes It
It's a little far back on the five head but the angle looks cute
Giving A Haircut Is Way Harder Than I Thought, I Overestimated Myself On My Best Friend 'S Head
This Is Not Microblading
This Is... Excessive
What This Called?
Nohawk
Dose This Count?
Posted On The Local Barbers Facebook Page
Destroyed Hair
Kanye Really Just Be Doing Whatever
A Manchester United Fan Has More Than His Team To Worry About
A Local News Anchor. I Can't Imagine Going Out In Public Like That, Let Alone TV
My Regular Barber Was Closed Today So I Had To Get Faded By A Different One… Was Harshly Reminded Why I Always Go To The Same Guy
Went To IKEA Today And Saw This
Messed His Own Thing Up
My Cousin Had A Coupon For Great Clips, This Is What $11 Gets You
The Salon Cut My Hair Worse Than I Did
Why Would You Show Up To Court Like That?
This is Ronnie O'Neal. He murdered his young son's mother and represented himself in court. His opening statement was essentially yelling bible verses at the jury. He then cross examined his son, it was even more disastrous than his hair.
I Can't Even 💀💀
Barber On Base Did My Battle Buddy Dirty
Just Messed Up 2 Of The Biggest Supermodels In The Name Of Fashion
Does This Count? This Poor Soul Was On Masterchef Tonight
Finally Found One In The Wild
The Barber Needs To Be Fired - Seen In The Wild
Old Man Haircut On Kids
Fans From R/Ufc Spot Chuck Lidell At The Mirage Las Vegas… With This Haircut
Jodie Foster's Hair In 1987
Personally I had to stop reading this. It's one thing for people to post their own picture of a hair cut fail and have a laugh about it, it's entirely different to take a photo of a total stranger with out their knowledge and post it to laugh at them, it's no wonder people are so damn self conscious these days and go to extreme lengths to modify their looks when every one is so critical and judgemental of each other.
I agree. I HATE these posts on BP. To me, it feels like condescension and superiority bordering on bullying.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or do others have issues with these large threads. I only can see the first 20-30 pics on any thread. Hit show more repeatedly and nothing happens.
I have a hair phobia or repulsion or something. I can't STAND too see people TOUCHING and PETTING their hair. One time a lady with long hair kept flipping her long hair over the dinning booth behind me and I went into a blind rage. When I see those airline manners post with people doing that, I go right back to that emotion.
Personally I had to stop reading this. It's one thing for people to post their own picture of a hair cut fail and have a laugh about it, it's entirely different to take a photo of a total stranger with out their knowledge and post it to laugh at them, it's no wonder people are so damn self conscious these days and go to extreme lengths to modify their looks when every one is so critical and judgemental of each other.
I agree. I HATE these posts on BP. To me, it feels like condescension and superiority bordering on bullying.
Load More Replies...Is it just me or do others have issues with these large threads. I only can see the first 20-30 pics on any thread. Hit show more repeatedly and nothing happens.
I have a hair phobia or repulsion or something. I can't STAND too see people TOUCHING and PETTING their hair. One time a lady with long hair kept flipping her long hair over the dinning booth behind me and I went into a blind rage. When I see those airline manners post with people doing that, I go right back to that emotion.