No Kids, No Problem: 40 Hilariously Spot-On Memes And Jokes About The Childfree Life (New Pics)

they should make the other person pay the dollar

Much better than the horror I originally thought "the baby jar" was.

Good job

Love this one. Mine would be full enough to pay for a nice trip. Do you also put extra money in if people accuse you of being egoistic for your choice?

Stealing your idea

One of my daughters is in her 40's never married. She went through a 'broody' phase in her 30's, but no partner, so decided to get 2 kittens. After 3 months, she told all that she's so glad she's childless, because the amount of work with the kittens taught her that she just wouldn't cope with kid(s). Now happliy calls herself 'crazy cat lady'.

Mazel Tov!

Congratulations on your beautiful baby!

her facial markings remind me of my own cat. except my cat is kinda chunky. idk how to attach images if i knew how i’d add a pic of her

They're adorable! What's their name?

This isn't funny

This made me laugh and laugh and laugh.............I feel your pain.

True

I don’t want kids but can we not joke about hurting kids??? Jfc, you all were kids, and I’d rather meet someone’s kid than their dog- less likely to rip my pants open trying to climb my leg and I’m not allergic to them

There's a neighbor across the street with two arking golden retrievers and two annoying three year kids that are outside for like five hours and LOVE to scream when I'm reading on the deck or listening to Cats (thr living toumbstone). Would nuke the house but it would hit the dogs

Totally agree. Me: "Congratulations, you must be delighted. Are mother and baby well?" Inside: "You poor bastard. I can't imagine anything worse. Still, your life. Crack on mate!"

If that’s what you want…….. and no I’m not babysitting

I have several friends with many children - some have 4-5, but there are two couples with over 10 kids, and I dont even know how they live

To most parents, too. :D

And it is.....

There’s a huge difference between childfree and childless.

Everyone?

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And kids lucky not to have you

I always joke that pets are better than children because you can put them in a kennel and no one will care. People get touchy if you try to put kids in a kennel though. :)

I honestly don't know childcare unless it's for older children. So, I'll hold the baby, but I'm passing him/her back to the responsible adults if the baby needs stuff. Apparently, you can hold them wrong.

😂😂

Babies are emote expensive more painful and more permanent. To get rid of a baby u have to murder it and that illegal

I have family members who judged other family members for getting married because "it's permanent" even though the judgey ones had multiple kids. There's nothing wrong with not getting married, but marriage is less permanent than making another human. Now if they had thought that someone was rushing into marriage or incompatible with their future spouse that would be one thing, but the objection was, "marriage is permanent". Like no, divorce exists. Let's seance Henry VIII and ask him about it.

Seeing a Cyanide and Happiness comic on Bored Panda is incredibly cursed

Oh and if you ever agree to go on vacation with people who have kids, there’s a near 100% chance that they’ll EXPECT you to watch the kids while they do their own thing. Set the boundaries before the trip.