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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)
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All in the title. I just feel that BP needs one of these!
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I can fall asleep just about anywhere.
My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.
If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc
If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.
I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me.
Heating in the house is only on for other people.
I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷
Pigeons have a particle of iron in their brain that give them the ability to perceive magnetism and the earth's magnetic field. That ability allows then to fly home from a strange place. I am not a pigeon, but I can detect compass points in the dark or on a cloudy day. It is not perfect, I can deviate from the correct path sometimes. But I always arrive at my destination and I often do not know how. If I travel to a distant part of the earth it doesn't work, but it returns as soon as I do.
My superpower is being GenX.
We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.
being a shape shifter
but you can only transform into something after you've licked it.
I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.
This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.
I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.
I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔
Stop!!!!!! Just put ur cape back on.Wash it, unwrinkle it..then rock it.
I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.
The ability to speak to cats and understand each other
During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.
Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)
I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.
I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.
Your mind will be swamped by endless possibilities with every move you do or don't make until you become too overwhelmed to even move and end up dying from dehydration / hunger / exhaustion
My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.
I’m sorry for your loss. That truly is a superpower
I can eat & drink anything lying down.
I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)
At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong
But the moment you look away from the problem or lose focus on it you forget it exists and can't find it again.
Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.
My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet
My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.
But they’ll be thinking murderous thoughts the whole time and you’ll be forced to listen to them
I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.
But if you die in the book, you die in real life instead of just coming back
Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities
I know exactly how everyone thinks about me
I think that don't need a side-effect, you'll regret this either way.
I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>
I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.
I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise
I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.
If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).
I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.
Statistically, you COULD be immortal; in fact, everyone that is alive today COULD be immortal, statistically. Until everyone is dead, immortality is a statistical probability but, unfortunately, only statistically. So you might very well be the last person alive on earth but, alas, nobody will know about you because all the rest of us will have died. But enjoy the Super Nova that the Sun will become!
I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.
But all the students you teach automatically become the most ill behaved little monsters you could imagine.
I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳
I can manipulate the probability of things happening
But only as long as you don't profit from doing so, financially or otherwise. If you try for personal gain, it backfires in the worst way possible.
I can clone myself.
Sure, but each clone is yourself from that hauting embarrassing moment. Remember third grade? Oh yeah.
Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!
Except you can't control personality or actions if it's alive (a drawing of a dog could become an evil, barky, but cute looking monster)
My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.
I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)
I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it.
Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.
Unless you're also more resistant to the injury itself, you'll probably be dead in a few years because you get a cut and it bleeds but you don't feel the pain, so you keep bleeding to death and not even know it.
hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?
But you’re barefooted and the path is filled with shards of glass of varying sharpness
I’d pick the ability to shapeshift into animals at will
One wipe will always do it.
This would be a great power for a teacher to have. All that time cleaning the whiteboard (or black board, or chalk board, or overhead projector with the wet erase markers) would be saved.
My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.
I can speak to animals.
Except only when you're trying to study or concentrate really hard on something.
I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still
This happens every time someone looks at you, whether you want to or not.
Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.
Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}
But every new memory of happiness makes all the other memories feel bland in comparison.
i can make any kind of mater out of my own hands
Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.
If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.
I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want
My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.
I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake
I can learn to do ANY new job in one day
My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want
It always emanates from under your left armpit, and it gives everyone bad sunburns.
My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full
Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.
After hearing what they said you start to speak that language
My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.
My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.
I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.
I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."
Sometimes you get stuck and have to stay in that position for the rest of the day
the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power
I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D
Cats/predators of birds learn that you are a free buffet. You constantly watch these birds get killed/eaten.
i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer
At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible.
At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)
My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it
But everyone who is near you has a major increased chance to get sick, so you can only go in public if you wear a biohazard suit.
I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.
but they arent actually mental health issues, they are time and world travellers, stuck in your day and time, and they tell you you can help them get back to their homes, and times, but neither you or they know how...
I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.
I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.
I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)
You are Unicorn and have to work 24/7 and never sleep then you die of sleepiness
I am invisible in the dark.
You flicker in the light, meaning no one can ignore you, or look at you.
I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.
I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.
My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!
But the walls are thick so it could be hard to get past them + (maybe) being tired of running
I habe the power to voice a deep voied troll
shape-shifting into anything
But, if you do you will stay that way until the next day/week/month/year depending on how cool it is lol
I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...
I made my own side effect... its true though... (ignore the might)
I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant
Example: word: perfect
Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”
But, you turn into the character who says it for the day
My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.
...and you live in the most narcissistic entertainment planet/city/VR ever - where everyone's livlihood and sense of pride is built on what one thinks they are projecting well...
I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.
Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.
Super speed
But the whole world moves super slow around you so it takes days in relative time for anyone else to drink a cup of coffee.
The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.
Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)
Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything
But you are actually a cat and have to eat only kibble and never get to brush your teeth
Being so self conscious that I mess up.
side effect is that you overanalyze things to the point of being able to see into other dimensions of your screw up.
I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.
I can get what i want and have a lot of lovers.
Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly
The animals only talk about weird topics you have no information on
I can read minds
And see the future
But all you see in the future is darkness. And all that you hear in people's minds are their disturbing fantasies
I apparently have the ability to annoy just about anyone without trying.
I always manGe to embarrass myseld
I can argue with myself and enter a whole different world. with imaginary people.
The people in that world think your evil and try to off you every chance they get.
I can feel the pain, sorrow, fear, happiness and all of that while reading a book
I can cook spaghetti at any time at any place using anything.
I can get AFOs on a squirmy child's feet in less than 2 minutes. Not exactly a super power but it definitely made mornings easier when my daughter wore those.
