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#2

My super power is the ability to trip over everything and nothing.

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#3

If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to jump into books, movies, TV shows, etc

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#4

If I had a superpower, I would choose to have the ability to time travel.

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#5

I wear t-shirts outside in the dead of winter in the UK. Cold does not bother me.

Heating in the house is only on for other people.

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#6

I always find money while walking where ever I go. Usually coins, most was a £5 note. And I always have to pick it up, I'm superstitious fate will see if I don't appreciate the small ones and won't send big monies my way 🍀💷

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...but you're haunted by the malevolent ghost of a tax collector, who will kill you if you don't add it all up and declare it as income every year.

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#7

My superpower is being GenX.

We don't get bogged down being offended by everything. We just move on and get on with living our lives.

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#8

being a shape shifter

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#9

I can breathe really quietly and I'm good at staying still.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While you're in your perfect stillness, 'Baby Shark' plays in your head. Not even the whole song - Only the Baby Shark doo doo line, on repeat. Forever.

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#10

This may be a weird one but I can locate the exact fashion item you are looking for in a group of messy overflowing sales bins or be able to factually determine that it isn't there in a matter of seconds.

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#11

I can see sound. Loud bangs cause flashes of 'light' in the room. Pretty sweet superpower until my whole bedroom lights up when a pot falls in the kitchen.

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#12

I can walk into a room full of people I've never met and suddenly all of them in spite of anything wrong they have going on in their lives will instantly feel superior and better about themselves because at least they're not me. It's quite astonishing. It's a thankless power, though 🤔

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#13

I can do absolutely anything as long as I write it down.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it only works if you use a number 3 pencil. You may betray friends, abandon family and manipulate any stranger you come across in your desperate life's search for the elusive #3 pencil that will be your ultimate treasure and the key to your omnipotence.

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#14

The ability to speak to cats and understand each other

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#15

During any conversation, I can practically pull a random movie quote that's relevant to the subject. Not just the popular quotes, oh noooo...I'm talking about the most obscure movie quotes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...but you cannot leave it at that one line. You are compelled to act out the rest of that movie and you will draw others on by force to play the other characters. Nothing else in your life proceeds until this performance is complete.

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#16

Helping people with depression. (I actually once considered being a psychologist)

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#17

I am great at threading needles. Was even better at it before turning 40.

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Sabrina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, you can't actually sew anything because you're only 4 inches tall.

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#19

I can determine the outcome of my decisions. Like before I make a choice I can see what would happen because of that choice and therefore be able to make the best decision.

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Weeping Goatyprincess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your mind will be swamped by endless possibilities with every move you do or don't make until you become too overwhelmed to even move and end up dying from dehydration / hunger / exhaustion

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#20

My Super Power is my ability to Survive the loss of my 26 yo son. Every. Day.

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#22

I can eat & drink anything lying down.
I hear with my eyes (I’m deaf & lip read! 😁)

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#23

At work, I can take one look at something and immediately see what's wrong

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Ein Steinbeck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the moment you look away from the problem or lose focus on it you forget it exists and can't find it again.

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#24

Not giving a damn what others think while at the same time arguing with myself about if i’m really like this.

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#25

My superpower is that any other lesbians near me glow purple... Everyone can see it even if they aren't out yet

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#26

My power would be summoning anyone from books,movies,TV shows. They'll do whatever I ask and stay until I want them to go.

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Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they’ll be thinking murderous thoughts the whole time and you’ll be forced to listen to them

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#27

I get teleported into books. I can hear, see, feel, and taste things around me and it takes a few moments to readjust when I come back to the real world.

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#28

Transforming into any multicellular living being (real, fictional, mythical, etc.) and being able to use their abilities

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#29

I know exactly how everyone thinks about me

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Robin Woordes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that don't need a side-effect, you'll regret this either way.

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#30

I have the power to sleep, and annoy ppl at the same time :>

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#31

I can forget any upcoming appointment or task, no matter how important it is, or how stressed I am about it, or how excited I am about it. But once I’m aware that I forgot it, I can tell you exactly what I was doing or thinking at the time I should have doing it. I would like to step into Superman II’s kryptonite chamber (or whatever it was) and lose this power.

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#32

I can win rock-paper-scissors in best out of three. I dont use this for evil I promise

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#33

I can sit and move so absently people (and even animals) tend to ignore me completly while doing so, it's like a form of invisibility.

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#34

If I drink beer or clear alcohol (think vodka, blanco tequila, white rum, etc.), I won't get a hangover. Even if I get falling down drunk, no hangover. It's a mixed blessing because I know I won't have to pay for it the next day (except for the stories about my behavior).

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#35

I am immortal, prove me wrong. Not invincible, I can die just not from aging.

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Richard A Petro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Statistically, you COULD be immortal; in fact, everyone that is alive today COULD be immortal, statistically. Until everyone is dead, immortality is a statistical probability but, unfortunately, only statistically. So you might very well be the last person alive on earth but, alas, nobody will know about you because all the rest of us will have died. But enjoy the Super Nova that the Sun will become!

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#36

I'm a teacher and I can teach any class there is.

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Ruby Knudson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But all the students you teach automatically become the most ill behaved little monsters you could imagine.

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#37

I can think my teeth whiter and they seriously get whiter!! 😳

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#38

I can manipulate the probability of things happening

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Ein Steinbeck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But only as long as you don't profit from doing so, financially or otherwise. If you try for personal gain, it backfires in the worst way possible.

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#39

I can clone myself.

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Scout Kendall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, but each clone is yourself from that hauting embarrassing moment. Remember third grade? Oh yeah.

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#40

Anything I draw appears in front of me!!!

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Playlist Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except you can't control personality or actions if it's alive (a drawing of a dog could become an evil, barky, but cute looking monster)

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#41

My super power is that I can produce all liquids out of my eyes in the form of tears.

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#42

I can remember anything unimportant and forget within a week (I'll hide money for myself and then thank my past self)

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Gemini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you go to bed at night every cringey thing you have ever done comes back to you so you can't sleep

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#43

I have a seriously high pain threshold. I can be doing something around the house and cut myself pretty badly. Unless it is bleeding in front of my eyes I just don’t notice it.
Drives my wife crazy when I walk back into the house as we have polished wooden floors.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you're also more resistant to the injury itself, you'll probably be dead in a few years because you get a cut and it bleeds but you don't feel the pain, so you keep bleeding to death and not even know it.

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#44

hmm, I'm on the track team at my high school, so maybe running fast?

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Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you’re barefooted and the path is filled with shards of glass of varying sharpness

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#45

I’d pick the ability to shapeshift into animals at will

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Ry Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can shapeshift at will BUT it's not a quick process. You have to lose weight until you become the right mass for that animal or you have to eat enough food to become the right weight for that animal.

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#47

One wipe will always do it.

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Robert Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be a great power for a teacher to have. All that time cleaning the whiteboard (or black board, or chalk board, or overhead projector with the wet erase markers) would be saved.

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#48

My power: be able to cure childhood cancer with only one treatment.

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Stew
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you get a scar on your face everything you cure one kid. One scar on your face is the price for curing one child with cancer.

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#49

I can speak to animals.

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Rylee Evergreen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except only when you're trying to study or concentrate really hard on something.

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#50

I can be walking on one side of a person and then they look at me and POOF I'm actually on the other side of them, and I can follow people quietly for a long period of time by breathing softly, walking quietly, and staying verrry still

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#51

Saying something so awesomely dumb that people laugh, like I asked a young man if he wanted to come home with me and be my pool boy. If my inner clown thinks it's funny, out it comes. Luckily nobody's slapped me yet. I also do all my own stunts.

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#52

Have a happy life that you always dreamed of. {Maybe like the happy dreams become reality}

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Lalicia Kaline
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But every new memory of happiness makes all the other memories feel bland in comparison.

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#53

i can make any kind of mater out of my own hands

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#54

Reading a book in one setting. I get started on a book and can finish it in a couple of hours depending on how long it is.

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#55

If I had to choose a superpower, I would want to choose Reality Warping as the power.

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Gemini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But when you try to come back to your reality you end up even farther from home

#56

I can choose to feel how others feel whenever i want and to srop feeling like them whenever i want

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#57

My superpowers are the ability to make little kids cry with just one look, push away any decent man, not sleeping for days, jumping to conclusions, and making assumptions.

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#58

I can repeatedly eat then refill cake like ranboo so I never run out of cake

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#60

My power would be being able to summon light whenever I want

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ZephyrOfTheSkywings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always emanates from under your left armpit, and it gives everyone bad sunburns.

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#61

My superpower is that I can eat and eat and never get full

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#62

Hmmm, Being able to understand anyone who's speaking a totally different language which I don't know.

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#63

To make super corny jokes. :)

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#64

My super power is that toddlers and animals like me.

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#65

I have great memory

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Bob Dobbes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the side effect is you remember everytime you screw up as well

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#66

My superpower is my, "teacher voice". I can make a 16 year old hard-lad freeze and poop themselves in terror with a word.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can never speak more than a couple of sentences without causing nationwide terror

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#67

I have a wicked sense of humor. (Never mean, never demeaning) If I so desire I can get any person laughing within a few minutes.

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#68

I am super flexible and can shape my body into the most awkward poses. I am so flexible that when we are doing Yoga or Gymnastics the teacher nearly always says, "Don't try and do the poses as well as Maz, they are super flexible."

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Skyfire647 (she/zey)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes you get stuck and have to stay in that position for the rest of the day

#69

I can stay awake and never feel tired

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#70

the power of all power imaginable and unimaginalbe , i then use this power to have no side affect and boom power

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#71

I am a bird magnet. Wanna see some birbs? Very well give me a week I'll get you some pigeons :D

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Urthia Eirletherail
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats/predators of birds learn that you are a free buffet. You constantly watch these birds get killed/eaten.

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#72

I pick up dog poop with leaves.

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#73

i have the ability to either bore or amaze people with the ability to recall history facts - especially obscure history. also, an unrelated talent for connecting with animals of all sorts. my dad is more astute with this power as wild animals come to him - all sorts from squirrels to birds to deer

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Gemini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But......the animals only want to talk about gruesome and tragic events that happened to people

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#74

At work my super power is after cussing up a storm (no one sits around me anymore), & saying I hate people - I answer the phone as politely as possible.
At home my super power is pouring myself a drink in the kitchen, going to sit on the sofa in the living room, and not bringing my drink. (The worst super power ever)

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Gemini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...... when you answer the phone everyone around you thinks your still cussing, and when you forget your drink you go to look for it and it appears on the sofa

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#75

My super power os that i don't become sick even when i'm sick i can't t feel it

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2763MilesAway
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But everyone who is near you has a major increased chance to get sick, so you can only go in public if you wear a biohazard suit.

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#76

I seem to attract people with mental health issues. Most of them just need someone to listen to them at the time, but I don't know what it is about me specifically. Like, a vibe? My pheromones? Some of the most different were a walking dead guy (but not a zombie?), a wizard who could change the color of clouds, a man from a parallel universe.

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Jennifer Potter
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but they arent actually mental health issues, they are time and world travellers, stuck in your day and time, and they tell you you can help them get back to their homes, and times, but neither you or they know how...

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#77

I can wake up in the morning without coffee, tea, or redbull.

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#78

I have the superpower to be able to be hot when others are cold And vice versa.

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#79

I have the ability to spit anything I Imagine in front of me (Ice cream, house, cloths, donkey unicorns from Encanto, etc...) I also can fart glitter, and sprinkled cupcakes. (Do your worst)

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Alex Thorburn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are Unicorn and have to work 24/7 and never sleep then you die of sleepiness

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#80

I am invisible in the dark.

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#81

I actually see better in the darkness, than in the light. Can`t stand light cause of photosensitivity, wearing sunglasses all the time in summer.

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#83

I always randomly find jigsaw pieces in the street so I usually pick them up.

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Stew
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow this ability is cool. With one more touch....The puzzle pieces fit to make a pic of whappens in the future.

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#84

My super power would be running through walls to get chocolate!

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Michalina Nowak
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the walls are thick so it could be hard to get past them + (maybe) being tired of running

#85

I habe the power to voice a deep voied troll

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#86

shape-shifting into anything

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, if you do you will stay that way until the next day/week/month/year depending on how cool it is lol

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#87

I have a great imagination but I might have ADHD because I never can focus...

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#89

I would say my super power is that when someone says a word, i can think of a part from Encanto in an instant
Example: word: perfect

Part from movie: “I HAVE BEEN STUCK BEING PERFECT, MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BUT YOU’VE DONE IS MESS THINGS UP!”

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#90

My super power is that I can answer my honest opinion about anything, even though it may be constructive criticism and hard to say.

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Jennifer Potter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and you live in the most narcissistic entertainment planet/city/VR ever - where everyone's livlihood and sense of pride is built on what one thinks they are projecting well...

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#91

I can go into any book, movie, ect. and live a full life, interacting with the characters and when I leave, it's only a moment from when I left in the real world, and the timeline from the book, movie is back to normal and they forget about me.

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RAMPAGE
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You get so used to being in the books/movies etc that you become delusional trying to use the abilities you have in those universes in the real world

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#92

Time Manipulation. I can push people forward or backward through time, I can also freeze time.

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Dan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time is now always messed up it could be tommorow in a hour or it could take you 5 years into the future

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Super speed

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ZephyrOfTheSkywings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the whole world moves super slow around you so it takes days in relative time for anyone else to drink a cup of coffee.

#94

The power to control the wind, so I could fly, lift stuff, create windstorms, and alter air pressure at will.

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#95

Being able to have no idea what the f**k is going on unless i’ve been actively paying attention for the past ten minutes which is very unlikely due to my sleeping problems (I’m currently pulling an all nighter)

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#96

Hmmmm... that i have claws that i can retract at will, and semi- sharp teeth. Basically being a half demon, but not being possessed by anything

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Monique Reed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you are actually a cat and have to eat only kibble and never get to brush your teeth

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#97

Being so self conscious that I mess up.

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Bob Dobbes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

side effect is that you overanalyze things to the point of being able to see into other dimensions of your screw up.

#98

I can control shadows. Let me explain, 1st off, it's like water in some ways as it can flow like normal annd I can sink through like a pool. 2nd, it's like a pair of limbs as it can be controlled to grab and hit things. 3rd it's like a mirror dimension as in everything is all dark. Think distortion world from pokemon platinum, and make it 20 times more distorted. That's what it is. I'll take your twisted comment that makes me think less about this power.

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#99

I can get what i want and have a lot of lovers.

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#100

Hmm fantasy powers? Well, I’d talk to animals but like real life powers, I’m able to stand silently still and walk really quietly

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#101

I can read minds
And see the future

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Skyfire647 (she/zey)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But all you see in the future is darkness. And all that you hear in people's minds are their disturbing fantasies

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