A few months ago, my colleague Jonas covered a subreddit that he called 'Just Eff My Crap Up'. The original name is a bit too hardcore for us and I like his version so that's what I'm going with too.
It's a fun online community that collects pictures of the worst and most unfortunate haircuts it can find. Terribly-dyed dreadlocks, crooked bangs, you name it, 'Just Eff My Crap Up' has it all. Also, I like the fact that it features everyone—it doesn't matter whether you are a regular person or a famous politician. If there's a misunderstanding on your head, you are getting featured.
I'm not gonna lie. At first, I had conflicting feelings scrolling through this subreddit. I couldn't help but feel sorry for everyone in the pics. But then I got it. We've all had a bad haircut and experienced the pain that comes with it. We can enjoy the list guilt-free—we have the laugh pass!
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What Is Even Going On?!
Pictures: Kazakhstan's, Tajikistan's and Uzbekistan's delegates to the George Michael Appreciation Convention
And now we have proof that "Jersey Shore" hairstyles have reached foreign countries.
When Your Company Says No Facial Hair...
I sent this to my son. He could actually do this right now! 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...How is this even possible? And why does he look so proud of himself?
One of those very large breeds of house cats from Maine, personified.
He Looks Like A Disney Villain
I think the craftsmanship is impressive but it lacks good taste
His name would be Monsieur Crest. His weapon would either be a longsword, a rapier, a wine glass, or a bunch of sharp edged cards.
Ruby Rhod + Seneca Crane = that guy. Definitely looks like a Disney villain, though... which is cool.
The Brexit; When Your Barber Is European
It's deliberate. Johnson likes to act/look as a fool for 2 reasons. It makes him more relatable to a big part of the public. And he can take his opponents off guard because they tend to underestimate him. I read a very intersting analysis about this. He also applies this strategy in his speeches, where he seems to search for his words or use them improperly. Everything is in fact done on purpose, with a clear goal in mind. I don't like him, or his views, but he's more clever than he may look... dangerous...
All true. Not sure when this was taken but the hairstyle here probably intentionally looks home-made because hair-saloons were closed (massage to common people: I'm just like you)
Load More Replies...Is it just me, but doesn’t he remind you of Jeff Daniels in dumb and dumber?
Me too. Even more ashamed that the vast majority of people vote for the c**t.
Load More Replies...This isn't just a bowl cut, this is a warped bowl cut using that plastic bowl you forgot wasn't microwave-safe.
throw the whole man out, honestly. his hair is the smallest thing wrong with him.
Or the bowl keeps slipping while they’re cutting your hair. With hedge clippers.
No Let's Talk About The Hair
I would constantly be swatting at the spider on my forehead. It would make me nuts!
Load More Replies...Looks like his steering-thing broke and he faceblanted on the frame. Ouch! I hope it's just a trick, though.
Load More Replies...If this is how you ride a horse, you're doing something wrong.
Load More Replies...A Small Tribute To The Professional Soccer Fraternity For Consistently 'Winning" Over The Years. Here Are Some Of My Favorites
Actually I think the one with the panda-bun/ puffballs (sorry do not know the term, top right) is great. It's just usually seen on 8 year old girls, but he really pulls it off.
Ronaldo's haircut has a great story to go with it (don't know if it's true)... he cut his hair halfway because his kid complained that he couldn't see him in a sea of bald Brazil players, he cut his way like that to make it easier for him to see
Sorry, I'm not a sports fan ... Which one is Ronaldo? ^^;
Load More Replies...lol for the top right, when your team doesn't have anyone cheering for you, have built in pom poms.
American football players all look alike and you can only tell the difference by their number. at least European football players can be unique in their own way. "WOOHOO, GO SAMURAI TOPKNOT, OL' POOFBALL HEAD CAN'T BLOCK A SINGLE GOAL!"
What In The Name Of Good God, Hopefully Not A Repost
Give Me The Reverse Dad
I think it's cute and shows how much they love each other. Don't judge without actually knowing them
I Went To Bed With Wet Hair, And Woke Up Needing To Speak With The Manager
He goes to bed with wet hair and still looks presentable. I go to bed with wet hair and I wake up looking like a cross between cousin It and a demented pineapple.
That's ok. I have short hair, and if I go to bed with it even slightly damp, I look like cotton candy on a stick.
Load More Replies...Perhaps it depends on your hair type and how much you move in your sleep. When wet, mine is straight; as it dries, it curls. So when I wake up, I often look like I just got styled. Unfortunately the curls break easily and it can become a tangle with just a whiff of wind. So I brush it out and put it up.
Load More Replies...Now This Is Cursed
It really bugs me it's not 8x8 but for the rest --- yes, it's everything they asked like uniqueness.
Load More Replies...SOMETIMES these cuts are for barber competitions... Sometimes...
Extreme Karen ‘Do
Look at the husband's eyes. "Send help", they whisper.
Load More Replies...The picture has been posted on social media by the woman herself, Iirc as a "blue lives matter" -response to the BLM-movement. Which explains the kids' shirts.
Load More Replies...So her hair cut makes her a b!tch?? Wtf is wrong with this world? This is so sexist
People need to stop using the name Karen all the time. It's trite and overused at this point.
Yeah the worst part is they seem to think they're being really clever when they didn't even think of it
Load More Replies...Remember 80's hair that stuck out at 90 degree angles from the sides of the face? For reference look at the love interest in the movie Road House. Wonder what that hair looked like after a real sex scene.
Professor At My University Rocking The Bold Two-Tuft Hairline Look
This is not appealing; when you get to this stage you shave all your hair off (not the eyebrows though!). It will also make you look younger.
He’s just holding on to as much as he can, while he can, before it’s all gone.
You know what I see? I see a man that doesn't give a s*h*i*t what you think. That and security plus confidence in his choice of hair style. Actually all these people in this article exhibit this. Good on them.
Irresistible
Looks like she’s got one of those cone-shaped skulls that archaeologists found in Peru.
Peacock Karen- Lvl 90 Boss
Just Share With Your Loved Ones
You talking about Heisenberg from resident evil village?
Load More Replies...TBH I kinda like it! Not for a daily style but in the right situation, it would be hilarious!
I agree. if you’re going to give yourself a buzzcut anyways, why not do something fun for a day.
Load More Replies...Fantastic Sam's Circa 1991...
oh, just wait an hour or two. they'll spot it and scream in shock, for they have never seen such profanity before
Load More Replies...He walked in with his mother. She said, 'He needs his hair cut badly' The barber replied, 'Say not more, fam'
He looks so happy and confident with his new haircut and bolo necklace. :-)
An Old Donald Trump Jr. Yearbook Photo
Apparently it was his nickname... imagine your nickname being Stank. Yikes!
Load More Replies...Appropriately enough, it makes his head's profile look like that of a penis
looks like he would tell his father if you said something rude XD
Load More Replies...What In God's Name Is This
yo mate i want a beard but it don't have enough facial hair. barber: say no more.
Granted, It Was On A Programme About Conspiracies But Still
You always wondered how trolls look IRL... Here you are.
Load More Replies...Poor bugger - he looks like a total nervous wreck. Even his haircut hates him.
It is to cover up his ears - but are they elf ears or vulcan ones?
'A mod fan throughout his life, Wayne wanted to emulate his hero, Paul Weller'
This looks like a Paul Weller fan showed their hairdresser a very low resolution photo of what they'd like, so the hairdresser just had to work out the details
Came here to say the same. A bad copy of Paul's do.
Load More Replies...Flying Saucers Of The 1980s
At least it looks like it’s a hairstyle and not a haircut. Looks like her hair is wrapped around a shaped form with a section pulled put and crimped to look like, I don’t know, a feather in the hat brim maybe (?), so she just might have all her hair. Unless it’s shaved up the back.
Love this, definitely would of done this in the 80s if I was around
Stockbroker In The Front, Influencer In The Back
Rat Tail In Front?
That's totally from a discovery ID episode! That guy rented a spare room at a woman's home and she was convinced by her other tenant that this guy was weird/crazy so he was forced to move out...then she got murdered by the tenant who claimed that THIS guy was the crazy/weird one...irony...
i wonder if he puts it up with foam in the shower and pretend he's a unicorn
DIY Ski Mask
So intrigued as to whether this is removed by lifting, peeling, washing or solvents
Curious if this is a sufferer of Hypotrichosis, aka Werewolf Syndrome. This haircut might be more practical for work and social reasons.
Certified Texan Moment
We need to see the other side: Does it have a mirrored texas, or a badly-fitted non-mirrored one, something else?
I'd Rather Go To Jail
I’ve seen so many crime documentaries where the defence lawyer has a receding hair line and a pony tail.
He looks like a lost brother of Boris Johnson. He looks just like Boris's dad Stanley Johnson
I liked this guy better when he played drums in the band Asia.
This Dude Is Running For Schoolboard In My Town. Got A Flyer In The Mail With This Pic And Almost Spit My Drink Out
Speaking as a lesbian I have to say this picture looks like it came off a profile picture from pinkcupid.com
I was going to ask what decade this person was running for office. But then it occurred to me that there isn't a decade in which this might be considered acceptable.
Borrowed. Definitely Belongs Here Tho
I think that it was just tattoo under that hair.
Load More Replies...When You Ask For A Line But The Barber Gives You An Entire Highway
Can we talk about the floor? Is that the pattern? Is that hair? Is that both?
Trying to figure out if the floor is covered in hair or its an unfortunate tile selection...
I ,too, Have Crossed Paths With The Magical Mullet.....spotted In Panama City Beach
What does dairy have to do with this? do you mean diary?
Load More Replies...Maybe it's a type of parasitic eel, that feeds on brain stems? The victim is unaware, and her partner doesn't want to deal with it, enjoying the blissful silence.
Since it’s Florida, it’d have to be brain stems, and not the brain itself. Florida Woman (or Man) doesn’t have the full set. Source: I live in Florida
Load More Replies...Hair only grows an average of 6 inches per year. That swatch of hair looks like it’s maybe 4 feet long, so it took 8 years—-more if you count trimming off an inch or more of split ends every few months—-to grow it that long. Imagine taking that many years to grow your hair down to your knees, only to have 80% of it be only an inch long.
When I was younger, up until about 45, my hair grew at least an inch a month
Load More Replies...As a transplanted floridian, I'm still shocked
Load More Replies...It's a 'fall' - a hairpiece that runs straight across with a clip on it that one attaches to their head.
Load More Replies...I Have Spent 12 Hours At The Salon. Now Let's Race
The one closest to the camera has her's shaped aerodynamically, please bet accordingly.
A tribute to the industrial-strength hairspray of the 60s, which simultaneously supported your beehive do for a week and started the destruction of the ozone layer
Then we’ll put on our shower caps and hop in the shower, but only wash basically from the neck down, plus our faces if we don’t have to preserve our makeup.Then tonight we’ll wrap our hair helmets in about a full roll of toilet paper before we go to sleep, so the dirty stinking pile of filthy Final Net-shellacked hair won’t lose its shape before we go back to the salon next week, and have them crack it, wash it, and pile it up again.
So if the one in the middle leans way forward at the finish line she can say she won by a hair...
The wind resistance on that beehive has got to slow her down a bit.
Got My Haircut In China: Pic 1 Is What I Asked For, Pic 2 Is What I Got
"get a haircut in a muggle shop they said. it would be fun they said"
Hair For A Happy New Year's Eve!
I think it looks pretty cool, honestly. Don't see how this is a fail.
Load More Replies...F I E R C E
you forgot jojo siwa (she herself is fine, just the hairline scares me)
Gimme That Old Man Front With The Marine Corps Back. But, Like, With A Douchey Beard Too
Leeeech
Why does anyone do anything? Pure absolute boredom!
Load More Replies...It's like a baby rat-tail (does anyone even remember those? dang I'm old.)
It's Ok, She Does Her Own Designs
It also looks like a light beam is emanating from the only one of her eyes we can see. So she might be trying to cover them for our protection.
In the news: Flora’s Hair Design, located for some 35 years at 921 W. Broadway Ave. was completely destroyed by fire in the unrest that followed the police killing of George Floyd. Cut the lady some slack, she worked hard and violence destroyed her business and livelihood. Mean people suck.
I Think She Likes It
I always knew the Vulcans visited Earth long before the official first contact of 2063!
Load More Replies...From the clothes and broach I would say late 40’s or 1950’s.
Load More Replies...One Has To Wonder What Goes To Their Mind When They Go To Get This Done
I'm guessing out-of-control substances!
Load More Replies...Maybe he had a vision too grand for his technicians to accomplish...
Gimme That Fuzzy Cheeto Puff Cut
His horns are all pointing different directions. Wonder what his hooves look like.
Like Bro, Just Shave It Off And Own It
i was abt to acknowledge the pic on the right..... but then the middle and the left need just as much attention....... wow
We Look Like Sisters!
Mark Davis. Owner Of The Raiders
But you’d think he’d at least be able to afford a good haircut...
Load More Replies...Dealing with skill n cancer, I think he's decided to make the haircut the focus. Good for him.
He looks like Tim Heidecker when he was getting the acupuncture from dr. San
Joe Noooo....
I’m pretty sure there’s a blonde person behind him and it created an illusion
The immortal sartorial question: should the scrunchie match the tie?
It's not photoshop, just the angle. There's a blonde haired person behind him.
Load More Replies...I must have totally blocked this from my memory. Wow. I mean: awesome?
Welp
Saw This Monstrosity Of A Haircut At School
Taking pictures of others is not the problem. It's when those pictures are published with recognizable features that the problem arises. Otherwise anyone who took a picture of family, friends or themselves in a crowded area would be doing wrong.
Load More Replies...Duh Fuq Goin On Ova Der!?!
Some serious barbering skills were involved here. Too bad those skills faded before he got to the front.
Seen On Dateline
Perhaps he is relaying the story of the time he walked into a room and got the holy hell scared out of him??
He looks like a trump that's desperately trying to work his way out of the gene pool
Yes. Johnny Bravo carbed out and murdered his wife.
Load More Replies...Ladies And Gentlemen: Joe Biden!
Sorry.... Trump's do STILL gets the giggle award.
Load More Replies...an unforgiving era for the alopeciatic: let it grow and you looked pathetic (especially with a comb-over0; buzz it off and you looked like a political reactionary.
And now consider this: THAT look was considered desirable and attractive 50 years ago.
I mean by that logic we should also tell women to stop dyeing their hair. When it's time to grey, let it grey!
Load More Replies...A Well-Conditioned Bird’s Nest
So very eighties. And we all actually thought it looked good back then. Yikes.
“Gimme That Egg Look...” “Say No More, Fam”
Made so much worse by the frame choice. The assembler (of the pics in the frame) is incredibly sadistic or the whole family has an amazing sense of humor.
I think we see a picture of her racing as an adult after dying her hair Blonde in an above picture.
Found On Twitter... What
Did he ask for the Pete Burns from Dead Or Alive (circa 1985) hair cut?
Ummm.... Can anyone tell me who this is and what their gender might be? My curiosity has been piqued.
Jfmsu, But In An Adorable Way
Killing the boy who just "wanted to look like..." would be fruitless. They would need to take out the person who gave in to the child's request and made it happen. Otherwise he could live on to do the same to others....
Load More Replies...You're hideous. But I love it to bits. You truly are the Kool(aid) Uncle
Rudy Giuliani Seating Through His Hair Dye
Saw the video. Was kind of embarrassed for him. So much money and He can't afford a competent hair dresser?
Load More Replies...All I can picture with this guy since watching Borat is the creepy way he undid his pants for the young girl before realizing he was caught on camera. Get this guy to jail
Uhm escuse me sir, your hair dye is melting through your face.
This Guy Recently Arrested In My Hometown
Strawberry Red / Blonde = A reddish blonde.
Load More Replies...he probably wasn't arrested for the hair, but he shoulda been. EW!
Now look at the camera so we can make sure the right person gets arrested later!
Saw This On TV Tonight. Party In The Front And Back And, Uh, Business In The Middle?
David Chubinashvili, Georgian Lexicographer And Sideburn Aficionado
It was the trend back then... a mistake that many men did, like Jules Ferry, and all those guys names "Jebediah".
Just (Don't) Do It
He Calls Himself “Dr. G-Spot”
He made me laugh. Glad he does not live in my state, I hope.
Load More Replies...Yet another proof that self-confidence is a really, really, really bad thing.
He has GOT to be Russian. And I bet there's a big cuddly doll of Vladimir Putin underneath that Ashes of Roses bedspread
Found This On Instagram
Ayo Give Me That Geometry Cut
As difficult as this would be to maintain I really like it, she really pulls it off. You go girl :)
If you combine hairstyles from "Hackers" and "The Fifth Element" you get this.
Pulls it off. I'd look like a total jackass, but she's got it under control.
My Friend Paid Money For This
Futbol Team Rookies Pranked
A Salon In Atlanta Who Charges $120 Per Cut
A classic style. I believe it's called "The moonshiner from rural West Virginia"
Sadly It Wasn’t A Homemade Job
He actually PAID real money for this? I would’ve done just for shits and giggles.
What do you expect when you tell your $4.99 barber "gimmie the Justin Bieber"!
It kinda looks like it's supposed to be combed back and styled tho, not just washed and towel dried
Brah
Man, I've always wanted a soul patch. Do you think we could work one out, but it can't be on my face.
He did it because he knew it would irritate people. I love this guy. He's always messing with everyone. I mean, why not???
He is a celebrity, so whaterver he does is "in" and everybody must admire it.
Gimme That Uhhh... USB 2.0 Cut?
Never Ask Your Hairdresser For “Something Different”
Sharpie Line Facial Hair
They're like hmmm let me leave this strip here and nooobody will notice all my chins
Load More Replies...Asked For A High Skin Fade
My Friend Was Feeling Good, Until He Saw The Back
Dont Even Know What To Call This
He doesn't either, look at his face in the bottom left. Not a happy dude.
Paging Jimmy Neutron
Looks like she glued a small extension to the side of her head.
Nike Logo
Ryan Reynolds In Sabrina The Teenage Witch
I thought for a second it was Dawson. Definitely the look of those times.
Wow, did not know he guest starred in Sabrina The Teenage Witch. So very 90's eh.
Surprised they didn't include Justin Timberlake's "Ramen Noodles" haircut.
So, wait, I thought that body and other shaming was a bad thing, as stated by many a post here at Bored Panda. Why is BP perpetuating shaming these men?
You can change your haircut, it's a matter of choice, style. No matter what you do to it, it will grow out, grow back etc..
Load More Replies...Maybe 20% of those can actually be called "fails". Most of these haircuts are well-executed and I can appreciate them, even if I wouldn't get them myself. The world is much more fun with people who like different things than I do.
Why? Most of those things are not a mistake nor a prank, so... just... WHY ?
Bored Panda hypocrisy. One minute, they want to be painfully woke. The next, they want to shame people for their looks.
Just so we're clear: body shaming, NOT ok....well unless it's about hair then it's funny. Cmon BP...
I feel uncomfortable right now. Even seeing the usually soothing Ryan Reynolds has put me on edge.
Many of these are either fun, artistic or on a wrong person. I feel bad for a woman with long, blonde hair at the back of her head. She propably wanted to live her fantasy of having long, beautiful hair. She propably felt beautiful that day.
Surprised they didn't include Justin Timberlake's "Ramen Noodles" haircut.
So, wait, I thought that body and other shaming was a bad thing, as stated by many a post here at Bored Panda. Why is BP perpetuating shaming these men?
You can change your haircut, it's a matter of choice, style. No matter what you do to it, it will grow out, grow back etc..
Load More Replies...Maybe 20% of those can actually be called "fails". Most of these haircuts are well-executed and I can appreciate them, even if I wouldn't get them myself. The world is much more fun with people who like different things than I do.
Why? Most of those things are not a mistake nor a prank, so... just... WHY ?
Bored Panda hypocrisy. One minute, they want to be painfully woke. The next, they want to shame people for their looks.
Just so we're clear: body shaming, NOT ok....well unless it's about hair then it's funny. Cmon BP...
I feel uncomfortable right now. Even seeing the usually soothing Ryan Reynolds has put me on edge.
Many of these are either fun, artistic or on a wrong person. I feel bad for a woman with long, blonde hair at the back of her head. She propably wanted to live her fantasy of having long, beautiful hair. She propably felt beautiful that day.
