50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

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My mother is in this picture, she's the one in the front. In the picture you can't tell, but she's singing.

This past summer I had growing plants in my gutter too.

How long has it been since you cleaned out that gutter? You could have the finest compost for the roots if it's been too long...

Somebody has never heard of acid rain.

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Water is a chemical

Technically both are chemicals.

(oranges and lemons join the onion staring disdainfully at the others)

Lemons are bastards! But they are such worthy opponents!

Cuts, ouch!!

Said the bells of st Clements

mostly of you have a cut on your fingers?

Pro tip, go to the loo before you deal with chillis....

They prefer little people.

Shellfish/mollusks/crustaceans can be sketchy, if you don't know how fresh they are. It was kind of a 'don't die of food poisoning' thing. There are quite a few things in the Bible that were just to protect people from stuff that modern medicine and research hadn't been around to educate about.

It's like an FDA warning. Bottom feeders were more likely to pick up disease. Outdated advice! Watch for The Bible 2.0. Lol

The logic behind not eating shrimp or pork is because they're "dirty" for being bottom feeding creatures.

In Judaism, there are three major categories of laws based on rationality - Edot, which are things that commemorate other things (for instance, 'remember to celebrate X holiday'), mishpatim, which are sensible laws (eg, 'don't murder') and chukim, which are unexplainable laws (eg, prohibitions on eating shrimp). In fact, the rules of kashrut (what's kosher to eat and what's not) are often cited as examples of chukim. So don't worry, you're not alone.

One time someone ate shrimp and died.

Shellfish are difficult to store safely when you are a nomadic people traveling through the desert...

Scavengers. The bible prohibits eating pretty much any scavengers. I've seen theories about disease-carrying or ecological impacts... plausible, but not convincing. EDIT: To be clear, this command to the Israelites was explicitly overturned by Christ. Nothing a man consumes makes him (or her) impure, only what comes out of the heart.

Maybe someone was allergic and thought that shrimps are poisonous.

When shrimps are offered I put on my Christian mode each time. Shrimps simply scare me and I am ready to be a good believer any time it includes not considering creepy looking seafood edible.