It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society. So if you're tired of lame pick up lines, obnoxious cat-callers, irritating gender expectations and the same-old Hollywood casting cliches, you're sure to find something to relate to in this collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Tweets About Being A Woman

AudreyPorne Report

bianca johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this should be way higher!

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#2

Tweets About Being A Woman

goodnightdeadly Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

Where can I sign this?

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#3

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sassafrantz Report

Pandykinz
Community Member
4 years ago

Evil genius

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#4

Tweets About Being A Woman

sodamntrue Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.

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#5

Tweets About Being A Woman

alexizrose Report

AcousticGString
Community Member
4 years ago

Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.

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#6

Tweets About Being A Woman

comedyposts Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

The secret's out.

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#7

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alivingiano Report

Regina Dew
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!

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#8

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JessicaValenti Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I am afraid this is not possible for the US president's Twitter account.

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#9

Tweets About Being A Woman

ugh Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.

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#10

Tweets About Being A Woman

ChloeAngyal Report

Judith Karline
Community Member
4 years ago

Mic drop.

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#11

Tweets About Being A Woman

living_marble Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Also all the food is there.... also a lot of the household poisons... and knives... and water supply. It sounds like a good move strategically

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#12

Tweets About Being A Woman

behindyourback Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Why start wearing it in the first place? This pretty much connects to this "girl's life" magazine...

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#13

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peachesanscream Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.

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#14

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daniiyells Report

H-Money
Community Member
4 years ago

you don´t have to read a history textbook, just the morning news, there´s a drama queen named Donald Trump

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#15

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curlycomedy Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I do that.

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#16

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JenKirkman Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!

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#17

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sallystrange Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

It's like the kid who calls time out right before he's tagged

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#18

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danimgrace Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like divorce.

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#19

Tweets About Being A Woman

annehelen Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.

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#20

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MegMonk Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope I get to see the day where this is equal in my lifetime.

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#21

Tweets About Being A Woman

FelicityMorse Report

Luna Clara
Community Member
4 years ago

@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.

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#22

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bananafitz Report

Too Lazy To Care 🐼
Community Member
4 years ago

Good idea.

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#23

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AGlasgowGirl Report

Natasha L
Community Member
4 years ago

How rude of that man! And go Mum!

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#24

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klyqn Report

Judith Karline
Community Member
4 years ago

I wish I could vote for this 100 times.

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#25

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missredkisss Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm the kind of person that would say the second one tbh

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#26

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DALIAMALEK Report

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd love to see that.

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#27

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cleaduvall Report

Zoria Polunoczaja
Community Member
4 years ago

That's probably true. Sad.

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#28

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1opter Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry to be a smart ass, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.

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#29

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karenmoodys Report

zheka
Community Member
4 years ago

...like a good wine

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#30

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ariscott Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.

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#31

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jessokfine Report

Jeanna
Community Member
4 years ago

Hermione was the hero

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#32

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MissRedKisss Report

Stijn Vlasselaer
Community Member
4 years ago

You make it sound appropriate

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#33

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behindyourback Report

Veronica Hufana
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy

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#34

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Or you have a lot of money

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#35

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moren1ke Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him

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#36

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geekylonglegs Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Would it be more impressive if he was 20? Basic urban surviving skills even in case of spontaneous McD shutdowns are not impressive.

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#37

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AnnaKendrick47 Report

Layla Rose Muhaw
Community Member
4 years ago

When I'm gone, i will remember this comment:-)

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#38

Funny-women-tweets-feminism

RandomAntics Report

Jemma Bannocks
Community Member
4 years ago

And pockets.

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#39

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behindyourback Report

Brandi Dickerson
Community Member
4 years ago

Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.

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#40

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hellolanemoore Report

Jem Reid de Gourville
Community Member
4 years ago

Truth!

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#41

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ohkailno Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"

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#42

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ijeomaoluo Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

10x 0 is 0

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#43

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sarahevekelly Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"i wanna O-feel-ya"

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#44

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phranqueigh Report

Aunt Messy
Community Member
4 years ago

Walk straight ahead, don't make eye contact, and don't dodge when men are coming at you on the sidewalk. It freaks them out no end...and they step aside every single time. Try it! It's fun!

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#45

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sammynickalls Report

Brandi Dickerson
Community Member
4 years ago

Then smile like this: charlie-an...c7f3e3.jpg charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-Missi-Pyle-58b47f2c7f3e3.jpg

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#46

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alisonleiby Report

Madeline Tuohey
Community Member
4 years ago

Once a someone told me " why don't you come on over here baby and shake that thang" I was 9 he was 11

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#47

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sophie_gadd Report

Sweep the Leg
Community Member
4 years ago

My personal deodorant favorites on men are "Drywall," "I Once Killed a Grizzly while Hunting," and "Ever Seen One this Big?" ;)

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#48

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bromanconsul Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I find it more scary to have these "gamer girls" channels on youtube where essentially the only purpose seems to be to show cleavage while streaming. It is ridiculous in many ways...

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#49

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vornietom Report

Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't wear makeup. Nobody has ever indicated to me that I look ill. 0.o

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#50

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jasminecomedy Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

No only pants. Basically all clothes

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#51

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RossalynWarren Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd like some receipts for this, please

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#52

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vornietom Report

Regina Dew
Community Member
4 years ago

I liked the new Ghostbusters. :)

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#53

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

Im srry i cant help but laugh at her username XD

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#54

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slackmistress Report

Veronica Hufana
Community Member
4 years ago

Mortgage, health insurance, dental plan - soooooo sexy (Homer Simpson drool).

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#55

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AstroKatie Report

Madeline Tuohey
Community Member
4 years ago

If anyone did that to me, I would frown.

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#56

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marawilson Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

Or by "saving her", because women are usually played out as a damsel in distress. Yeah, I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much screenwriters

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#57

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voldemortsbicep Report

Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

Uggs, Kardashians, and fantasy football suck. I love pumpkin spice and any decent beer. I am ambivalent about cargo shorts. Now, let us discuss true tragedies...men who wear work boots but not for work, and women who wear pink camo. Shame on you all!

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#58

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bourgeoisalien Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

IMG_2271-5...ac0210.jpg IMG_2271-58b47ccac0210.jpg

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#59

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jennyjaffe Report

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

But only the female ones. Relevant: http://oglaf.com/bitterfruit/

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#60

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imteddybless Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Not to worry, at some point lockjaw sets in.

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#61

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JennyPentland Report

Lori Peters
Community Member
4 years ago

*snorts*

#62

Tweets About Being A Woman

meladoodle Report

Sofia Lindström
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao

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#63

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misformaddie Report

Jeanna
Community Member
4 years ago

and wear whatever you want!

#64

Tweets About Being A Woman

meganamram Report

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

The profile picture is goals.

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#65

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Meh, changing character's gender is different. Imagine the react to Bridget Jones as a man. LOL... I want to see that as a movie

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#66

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RachelWenitsky Report

Alex RK
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry, what? How could you -not- be proud to have an intelligent partner? Who gives a f what gender they are! I get that it sucks if your partner is so competitive, they would rather outdo and belittle you, than thrive with you. But barring that, I can’t fathom spending x-ty years talking about inane bullshit. I thought we already established that smart is sexy. Who still thinks this way?

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#67

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katespencer Report

Kimberly Puchniarz
Community Member
4 years ago

Amen to people that have minds of their own!! It shows a high level of education!!

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#68

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ohnonotfeminism Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

*wearing a fedora* good guys finish last

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#69

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paigebrittany Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Why did you have to tell me?

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#70

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AlanaMassey Report

Sherida van den Bent
Community Member
4 years ago

Why against men? This would bother me, a girl, just as much it would probably bother any other fan, regardless of gender.

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