It might be the 21st century, but that doesn't mean that some people's attitudes aren't still stuck in the Stone Age. But as you can see from these hilariously cutting tweets, the women who wrote them are determined to rise up against chauvinism, gender stereotyping, and general male assholery that is sadly still so prevalent in today's society. So if you're tired of lame pick up lines, obnoxious cat-callers, irritating gender expectations and the same-old Hollywood casting cliches, you're sure to find something to relate to in this collection of tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Tweets About Being A Woman

AudreyPorne Report

bianca johnson 2 years ago

I think this should be way higher!

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#2

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Where can I sign this?

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#3

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Pandykinz 2 years ago

Evil genius

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#4

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Stille20 2 years ago

Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.

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#5

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alexizrose Report

AcousticGString 2 years ago

Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.

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#6

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

The secret's out.

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#7

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alivingiano Report

Regina Dew 2 years ago

I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!

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#8

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Hans 2 years ago

I am afraid this is not possible for the US president's Twitter account.

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#9

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.

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#10

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ChloeAngyal Report

#11

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living_marble Report

Stille20 2 years ago

Also all the food is there.... also a lot of the household poisons... and knives... and water supply. It sounds like a good move strategically

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#12

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behindyourback Report

Hans 2 years ago

Why start wearing it in the first place? This pretty much connects to this "girl's life" magazine...

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#13

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peachesanscream Report

Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.

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#14

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H-Money 2 years ago

you don´t have to read a history textbook, just the morning news, there´s a drama queen named Donald Trump

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#15

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Hans 2 years ago

I do that.

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#16

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 years ago

LOL!

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#17

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

It's like the kid who calls time out right before he's tagged

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#18

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Sounds like divorce.

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#19

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.

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#20

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MegMonk Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

I hope I get to see the day where this is equal in my lifetime.

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#21

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FelicityMorse Report

Luna Clara 2 years ago

@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.

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#22

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#23

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AGlasgowGirl Report

Natasha L 2 years ago

How rude of that man! And go Mum!

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#24

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Judith Karline 2 years ago

I wish I could vote for this 100 times.

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#25

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

I'm the kind of person that would say the second one tbh

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#26

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Master Markus 2 years ago

I'd love to see that.

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#27

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Zoria Polunoczaja 2 years ago

That's probably true. Sad.

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#28

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1opter Report

Hans 2 years ago

Sorry to be a smart ass, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.

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#29

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zheka 2 years ago

...like a good wine

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#30

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ariscott Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.

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#31

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Jeanna 2 years ago

Hermione was the hero

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#32

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MissRedKisss Report

Stijn Vlasselaer 2 years ago

You make it sound appropriate

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#33

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behindyourback Report

Veronica Hufana 2 years ago

Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy

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#34

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Or you have a lot of money

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#35

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him

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#36

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geekylonglegs Report

Hans 2 years ago

Would it be more impressive if he was 20? Basic urban surviving skills even in case of spontaneous McD shutdowns are not impressive.

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#37

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AnnaKendrick47 Report

Layla Rose Muhaw 2 years ago

When I'm gone, i will remember this comment:-)

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#38

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Jemma Bannocks 2 years ago

And pockets.

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#39

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behindyourback Report

Brandi Dickerson 2 years ago

Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.

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#41

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ohkailno Report

Mimis Nachbarin 2 years ago

Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"

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#42

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

10x 0 is 0

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#43

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

"i wanna O-feel-ya"

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#44

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Aunt Messy 2 years ago

Walk straight ahead, don't make eye contact, and don't dodge when men are coming at you on the sidewalk. It freaks them out no end...and they step aside every single time. Try it! It's fun!

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#46

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alisonleiby Report

Madeline Tuohey 2 years ago

Once a someone told me " why don't you come on over here baby and shake that thang" I was 9 he was 11

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#47

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Sweep the Leg 2 years ago

My personal deodorant favorites on men are "Drywall," "I Once Killed a Grizzly while Hunting," and "Ever Seen One this Big?" ;)

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#48

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bromanconsul Report

Hans 2 years ago

I find it more scary to have these "gamer girls" channels on youtube where essentially the only purpose seems to be to show cleavage while streaming. It is ridiculous in many ways...

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#49

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Cassie 2 years ago

I don't wear makeup. Nobody has ever indicated to me that I look ill. 0.o

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#50

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

No only pants. Basically all clothes

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#51

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

I'd like some receipts for this, please

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#52

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Regina Dew 2 years ago

I liked the new Ghostbusters. :)

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#53

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

Im srry i cant help but laugh at her username XD

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#54

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slackmistress Report

Veronica Hufana 2 years ago

Mortgage, health insurance, dental plan - soooooo sexy (Homer Simpson drool).

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#55

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AstroKatie Report

Madeline Tuohey 2 years ago

If anyone did that to me, I would frown.

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#56

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marawilson Report

Cat Meow 2 years ago

Or by "saving her", because women are usually played out as a damsel in distress. Yeah, I can take care of myself just fine, thank you very much screenwriters

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#57

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voldemortsbicep Report

Shari H 2 years ago

Uggs, Kardashians, and fantasy football suck. I love pumpkin spice and any decent beer. I am ambivalent about cargo shorts. Now, let us discuss true tragedies...men who wear work boots but not for work, and women who wear pink camo. Shame on you all!

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#59

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jennyjaffe Report

Master Markus 2 years ago

But only the female ones. Relevant: http://oglaf.com/bitterfruit/

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#60

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imteddybless Report

Superluminal1 2 years ago

Not to worry, at some point lockjaw sets in.

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#61

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JennyPentland Report

Lori Peters 2 years ago

*snorts*

#62

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Sofia Lindström 2 years ago

Lmao

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#63

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Jeanna 2 years ago

and wear whatever you want!

#64

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meganamram Report

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Panda 2 years ago

The profile picture is goals.

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#65

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Stille20 2 years ago

Meh, changing character's gender is different. Imagine the react to Bridget Jones as a man. LOL... I want to see that as a movie

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#66

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RachelWenitsky Report

Alex RK 2 years ago

Sorry, what? How could you -not- be proud to have an intelligent partner? Who gives a f what gender they are! I get that it sucks if your partner is so competitive, they would rather outdo and belittle you, than thrive with you. But barring that, I can’t fathom spending x-ty years talking about inane bullshit. I thought we already established that smart is sexy. Who still thinks this way?

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#67

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Kimberly Puchniarz 2 years ago

Amen to people that have minds of their own!! It shows a high level of education!!

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#68

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

*wearing a fedora* good guys finish last

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#69

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Why did you have to tell me?

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#70

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AlanaMassey Report

Sherida van den Bent 2 years ago

Why against men? This would bother me, a girl, just as much it would probably bother any other fan, regardless of gender.

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Jeanna 2 years ago

I always cringe at the term "real women" to describe curvier women...Real women are of every shape and size.

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#72

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Jason Hook 2 years ago

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Did you know this is almost at the bottom because being passive-aggressive is gender neutral, meaning both sides are guilty of it because, y'know, we're all humans.

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#73

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Amanda Scott 2 years ago

Still don't get it...

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#74

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Mimis Nachbarin 2 years ago

cool game! did it once. had a lot of fun. man never talked to me again, but who cares...

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#75

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Considering to put a Potato Head mouth in my bag to just place that on my mouth next time someone tells me to smile

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#76

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#77

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Jeanna 2 years ago

I just say "Why should I?" while glaring at him till he goes away.

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#78

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

I just googled it, it's AB+ XD

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