50 Funny Memes From ‘Women’s Humor’ You May Relate To (New Pics)

amen sis... It's a perfect a...hole filter not to adapt to the expectations

That woman is a genius.

Nah, my wrap around skirt came untied on our first date when I offered him to come in for a beer. 22 years later he's still here.

Where was this 40 years ago?

this works if you're extraordinarily beautiful. I saw it happen with an office mate. I can NOT imagine meeting a man for the first time without makeup! But..I'm 60 now. In dont like seeing MYSELF without makeup! I suppose that's something to discuss with a therapist. LOL

Smooooooooth!

the kind of friend i want :D

Nice

LOL!!!

7:00 is more than ok!

Did I ever tell you that I work in software support? We are constantly being tested on phishing scams. Guess which had the biggest success, click here to see the puppy found outside the office......

A puppy...meh. A kitten, different story.

My mom would always say that the puppy trick would work on me

I tried to tell my daughter about "stranger danger", and she understood and totally agreed, never go along with strangers. Until I mentioned "if someone told you they have kittens in their van?" She told me that then the answer would be "show me the kittens first or I won't go in the van". It took quite a few minutes of heavy discussion to convince her otherwise. I am _very_ happy we live in a veeeery peaceful part of the world (Northern Norway)

Puppies are the nuclear option. I think she could have said, "I'm a serial killer and I'm going to kidnap you, so come jump in the back of the 'Free Candy' van ' - there's a puppy waiting for you". And, really, at that point, there's nothing you could do...

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"I'm not like other girls"

Pick me energy.

Another woman suffering from Very Unique Woman Syndrome.

I just let my body wake me up at 11 and spend 30 minutes on it anyway

I only put on make when I go out in the evening. And I always want a haircut that only needs to be washed and can dry without any more work. But I want to look good anyway, am just too lazy for more work.

After my water broke, I drove myself to the hospital too, because my hubby did not have a driving licence. Even stopped on the way to get some sandwiches ;-)

We don't have a car but I woke up when my water broke with my first baby, phoned the taxi, had a quick shower, packed the bag and went to hospital. This was 12 hours after finishing the antenatal course - baby was very early but healthy!

Men, don't mess with a hormonal pregnant woman! Now she has guilt material to last for decades to come.

Good for you!

Legend

And suddenly, lasting 47 seconds is something to be applauded. You women have got to make up your minds.

I took my parents on a day trip on the Orient express, we were told to turn our phones off, just before doing that I messaged my colleagues "morning peasants"

How I felt the one time I was bumped up to first class due to a clerical error on my ticket. I felt so fancy drinking my ginger ale out of an actual glass and not a plastic cup!

That is awesome!!!

"Hello peasants" would have sounded better! :))

Hello poor people, I have spent your inheritance.

My former salon made you fill out a form and wait a day if you were going to do a major transformation because they didn’t want people doing exactly this in a post-breakup mood and then majorly regretting it and blaming the salon

My mum walking into the salon in 1994 demanding a buzz cut and her standard hair guy going "Court hearing when"

Origin story

Might be bc an ex or smth

I just got anotber piercing in my ear, oh and did a sexy photo shoot. Eat your heart out+

I expect people to have a tiny bit of empathy. But they don't even know what it is.

Right

same

And you never figure that out, do you? So...

me to