50 Hilarious Memes From The ‘Women’s Humor’ Twitter Account

He hated noise the most. In the book he didn't like Christmas because of all the noise, it was loud enough to hear up the mountain. If you've ever had neighbors that had music with their lights, you'd get it

There is a lot of goodness in the world! It just happens around other people.

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

I also dress like a grandma, because grandmas dress for comfort rather than for trends

Poor trash panda 🐼... he needs a friend

Yes it did, bless you kind sir

What doesn't kill you...makes you damaged with mental health issues

So true

Lil wolf

I always end up sleeping 2 hours and then find I'm wide-awake when I should be in bed.

The Bluey episode did it best with needing 20 minutes

Same. I love getting into bed.

I get 'road rage' with people walking so very close behind me they catch the back of my feet. Do you want to get in my shoes? I'm going the same speed as others. Once I joined a queue for coffee on a station platform and had someone rant because I 'stopped suddenly' and they walked into me. I didn't stop randomly, I joined a queue which was very visible. In a car going into the back of someone would be their fault, on foot it should be no different. I can't see behind me - go around or don't walk so close.

If you're happy and you know it, socialize. If you're happy and you know it, socialize. If you're happy and you know it. Give your friends a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, socialize

Indeed

Frfrfr this is me!

Spot on!

So really cute? I prefer the pony, tbh

Need to keep that retort handy....

To be fair, I'm not sure I know what a government is anymore! I thought I knew, but I can't see the things I thought they were responsible for doing happening.

Can't top my friend: The taxi driver asked where she wanted to go - "Home"- The answer to the question where she lives was "That's none of your business, start driving already!"

That's a movie I'd watch

Find her. Marry her.

Im at the age that if the event goes on passed 10pm ima gonna stay away

I don't get the companies that send you emails nearly every single day, I will be 100% less likely to buy anything from you because you've pissed me right off.

Oh my goodness yes! Drop my girl off at school and no one knows...

I wish, England, rain in morning only, everything's cold and no one can afford heating

Wait... I'm doing the mental math now...

Oh wow I thought that was just me!!!

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I don’t even have “injuries” anymore, I’ve forgotten the meaning of it so it’s just pain in any random body part and I have to guess if it’s either life threatening or if I pulled a muscle there

Ok dad

Omg that's what I do all the time!!! I get stressed about my assignments being due tomorrow and not starting, which is completely my fault, so I browse bored panda to take my mind off the stress. Which stresses me out even more because I'm not working on the assignment. I'm doing it right now and it's a vicious cycle

This hit too close to home.

Mine has a lag time, so I'll get up, go to the kitchen then have to cling onto the stovetop to avoid collapsing

ah ah ah ah staying alive i guess

Whats confusing about this? sounds delightful

But who in the costume department came up with it?

My son once said as a child, I don't think people are such nice animals.

agreed! ......Can we do better on the stock image please?

This

screenshot taken. Sending it to my bestie.

Okay but real HAPPY couples sleep with separate blankets ...

I love going home, there are no children or significant other. It's like I'm returning to my cozy cocoon.

Me when my mum forces me to call people:

I'm eating in bed right now. Easy

"I dusted once, it came back - not falling for that again"

You got it all wrong lady....that's what kids and dishwashers are for! 😂😂

I stutter. And once I managed to send two dudes in the wrong direction. Unfortunately I was still there when they came back and asked me you were playing with us, weren't you. Dude, I was just panicking.

That's scoliosis, and to fix this I had to have an operation and 8 months in a plaster cast to correct this.

That robe looks plush af

#relatable

It's hard work being nice to idiots all day

And now the dog thinks it's time to get up and go for a walk.

Those are antinouns.

I wanna be a dog. Please

I try to avoid eye contact with my own picture because I worry people will know somehow and think I'm vain

Totally

This post made me decide to give my plant a tiny bit of water every morning when I put water in the kettle. Thank you.

I wish I'd remember that 😭

Me on my day off.

That's me to the doctor

When you feel like strangling someone but you just say I see we have different opinions

Why does this seem real?

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I’m in this tweet, and I’m not happy.

Someone's gotta do it *cancels plans* The people going:yesss someone cancelled