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Let’s give a big round of a-paws for the goodest boys and girls and the absolute best friends humans can ask for, our dogs! Besides being the most loveable and loving animals ever, doggos also cheer us up with their goofy antics and entertain us by simply being their silly and kooky selves. Unlike our cat overlords, they are not the most elegant, sophisticated, and cultured four-legged friends out there. But let’s face it, it’s all part of their charm.

Here at Bored Panda, we can never get enough of these crazy pooches and their unprecedented levels of derpiness. And thanks to the corner of Reddit known as 'What's Wrong With Your Dog', we never have to. This online community is a safe place for dog owners to share possibly the funniest moments of our pals "malfunctioning", all grace evaporated in front of the camera's flash.

To show you just how easily these cuddly critters can overwhelm your heart with pure joy, we’ve created this wholesome homage to our canine companions acting too weird for words. Scroll down to check them all out — they’re bound to brighten your day tremendously. Be sure to upvote your favorites and then visit our earlier pieces on the subreddit here, here, and here.

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I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All

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Laughter is the best antidote for stress, and when it comes to our beloved four-legged companions, you can count on daily giggles. There’s just something about these cuddly pooches that gives us immeasurable amounts of love and care in our lives (and some pretty hilarious moments too!) Besides being the most adorable furballs on the planet, they give us comfort by staying by our side no matter what, and they conquer our hearts by never passing up an opportunity to make us smile.

"I think dogs are so special to us because they're non-judgemental and always there for us," a qualified animal behaviorist Kate Mornement, Ph.D., told Bored Panda in an email. Specializing in companion and captive animal behavior, training and education, Kate strives to help people better understand creatures living under their care, so she was more than happy to share some insights into goofy dog behavior.

According to Kate, dogs are always so happy to see us and spend time with us. "I think we're fascinated with them because of their adorable antics, personality and behavior and because they live in the moment," the founder of the consultancy Pets Behaving Badly said.

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Magic Pie Bush

Magic Pie Bush

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Kise Miarse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat does this too. Any place he's ever found a tasty forbidden snack (generally human food not yet put away) must be checked periodically to see if it has produced more bounty.

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Same Bro

Same Bro

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When asked about the reasons our dogs seem like they "malfunctioned" by striking weird poses of simply being their goofy selves, Kate explained that our furry friends can be weird and total dorks sometimes.

From dogs who roll around in the grass like there’s no tomorrow to pooches who figure out the strangest ways to get the most pets from passers, there's no shortage of kooky behaviors they express.

Kate mentioned some of the most common ones: "Some dogs sleep in bizarre positions or appear to malfunction when they get the zoomies. Sometimes odd behavior can be caused by a serious health or medical issue so it's important to have your dog checked by a vet if their behavior suddenly changes."

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Good Doggo Collected All The Balls And A Bonus Stick 12/10

Good Doggo Collected All The Balls And A Bonus Stick 12/10

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when it's 12 am and your mom catches you with snacks so you stuff them in your mouth all at once:

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This Weirdo's Figured Out That Sitting Here Gets Her The Most Pets From Passers-By

This Weirdo's Figured Out That Sitting Here Gets Her The Most Pets From Passers-By

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It’s easy to see why their funny antics are so entertaining, and the pups themselves look like they’re having fun. But animal behaviorist Kate pointed out that this seemingly derpy, dorky, and foolish behavior can also be a sign that’s something amiss.

"If you notice your dog becoming clumsy and knocking into things or they're pressing their head up against a wall or chasing their tail or shadows/reflections it suggests they may have an underlying issue. Take them to the vet for a check-up," Kate warned. Moreover, it’s important to tighten the bond with your pet and understand what is normal for your dog so you can pick up the subtle signs that your dog is unwell.

One of the dangers of our dogs’ adorable looks is that we may misclassify some of their behaviors as sweet when they actually pose a threat to their health and well-being. This can lead to problems if not addressed, so it’s important for owners to stay alert.

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"Common dog behavior we tend to see as cute include jumping up and mouthing in puppies," Kate told us. "This becomes problematic when dogs grow into adults, especially the larger breeds, as it can hurt being jumped on or mouthed by a 30kg dog!"

"Another cute behavior people often laugh at is when dogs steal things they shouldn't have. This problem should be addressed early though to prevent resource guarding," Kate added.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, Detective, I have no clue who took the chicken. *points to rapidly escaping cat* Maybe that was the culprit?

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Snoring is also a behavior you might want to examine more deeply. Even though we all love to be startled by our sleeping doggos suddenly barking, howling, or twitching as they’re dreaming about taunting your cat, it may be a sign of an underlying health problem.

"Loud snoring can indicate compromised airways making breathing difficult. This issue is especially common in brachycephalic (short-faced) breeds. Owners of dogs who snore loudly should have this checked by their vet to see whether something can be done to improve their breathing," Kate told us.

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#18

This Happened In My Front Yard This Morning…. I Have So Many Questions

This Happened In My Front Yard This Morning…. I Have So Many Questions

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To get to know your furry friend better, animal expert Kate advised you to observe their behavior and take note of what things and activities your pet enjoys tremendously. "Most dog breeds were originally developed to do a particular job. Although most dogs no longer need to perform those jobs these days, many still retain the desires and instinct to perform jobs such as herding, retrieving and guarding as well as normal canine behaviors (e.g. digging, sniffing, barking, etc.)"

"Try to provide daily appropriate opportunities for these activities. Every dog has an individual personality, their own likes and dislikes. Providing for the needs of your individual dog can help them feel happier and less stressed," Kate concluded.

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#21

Doggo: So You Are Getting Married... Lmao

Doggo: So You Are Getting Married... Lmao

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#22

I Specifically Chose This Park Because There Is No Water Feature

I Specifically Chose This Park Because There Is No Water Feature

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#24

Just Getting Some Fresh Air, Nbd

Just Getting Some Fresh Air, Nbd

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#25

Seriously. This Is How He Sits. All. The. Time

Seriously. This Is How He Sits. All. The. Time

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#30

My Old Bulldog Compared To My New. I Thought The Old Had Attitude. Lord Help Me

My Old Bulldog Compared To My New. I Thought The Old Had Attitude. Lord Help Me

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#31

Shoutout To The Time I Wanted To Take A Beautiful Photo Of The Landscape And My Dog Just Went

Shoutout To The Time I Wanted To Take A Beautiful Photo Of The Landscape And My Dog Just Went

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#33

That One Time We Bought Our Dog An Expensive Orthopedic Bed With A Headrest And This Is How He Used It

That One Time We Bought Our Dog An Expensive Orthopedic Bed With A Headrest And This Is How He Used It

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#36

She Likes To Watch The Fishes

She Likes To Watch The Fishes

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#37

Our Whippie Puppy Has Different Style For Every Mood

Our Whippie Puppy Has Different Style For Every Mood

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#39

Mind Your Own Goddamn Business Keith

Mind Your Own Goddamn Business Keith

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#40

I Promise He's Not A Kangaroo... Well, I'm Pretty Sure

I Promise He's Not A Kangaroo... Well, I'm Pretty Sure

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#41

Dragged His Bed In Here To Put On His Best Starving Puppy Act While I Cook (The Tile Is Too Cold For His Royal Hiney

Dragged His Bed In Here To Put On His Best Starving Puppy Act While I Cook (The Tile Is Too Cold For His Royal Hiney

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#42

The Look My Best Friend’s Dog Gives Him When He Realises He’s At The Vets And Not At The Park

The Look My Best Friend’s Dog Gives Him When He Realises He’s At The Vets And Not At The Park

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#43

The Assassination Of Julius Caesar By Brutus- 44 Bce

The Assassination Of Julius Caesar By Brutus- 44 Bce

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#46

He Stole A Stale Baguette I Was Saving To Make Breadcrumbs And He's Been Carrying It Around For Three Days

He Stole A Stale Baguette I Was Saving To Make Breadcrumbs And He's Been Carrying It Around For Three Days

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#47

Rotisserie Style Naps

Rotisserie Style Naps

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you protect this beauty Queens modesty on purpose? If you did, a half of me wants to roll my eyes and blush.. But mostly I understand your love and respect for the fur baby and want to slow clap your actions

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Epona
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a female, so the need for protecting modesty isn't as strong, in my opinion, as if it were a male dog. Particularly an unneutered one. Also, why would a human blush at seeing a female dogs' genitals (or a male dogs' genitals, or any other non-human animals' genitals)? I don't mean that to sound rude, I'm just confused

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Epona
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for adorable, speckled puppy belly!

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Kea_Tortilla
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, I think you may have misunderstood the IKEA assembly instructions

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Melatonin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like how the blanket is arranged around the private parts : ))))

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Jane W.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we going to notice private parts on a headless dog?

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Mary G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Ichabod Crane thought it was just a story...wellll....

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Janice Bontrager
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, there are some things better left unseen, modesty or not. 😉

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Faye Rovira
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heaven help you if that baby is a Dogo Argentino. Be prepared for mass quantities of insubordination, back talk, impetuousness, and just plain attitude. But loyal as they come, sweet, cuddly.

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#49

We Got Him A Stand So He Wouldn’t Have To Bend Down So Much While Eating. Yeah, About That…

We Got Him A Stand So He Wouldn’t Have To Bend Down So Much While Eating. Yeah, About That…

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#50

Max Usually Is Really Well Behaved. Him And My Nephew Are Still Friends

Max Usually Is Really Well Behaved. Him And My Nephew Are Still Friends

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#51

My Dog Found A Cigar My Dad Accidentally Left Out And Walked Up To Me Like This

My Dog Found A Cigar My Dad Accidentally Left Out And Walked Up To Me Like This

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#52

My Dog Has Started Laying Down Like A Person

My Dog Has Started Laying Down Like A Person

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#53

This Little Weirdo’s Idea Of Comfort

This Little Weirdo’s Idea Of Comfort

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#55

Does Anyone Have The Assembly Instructions? I Don’t Think He’s Supposed To Look Like That…

Does Anyone Have The Assembly Instructions? I Don’t Think He’s Supposed To Look Like That…

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#56

Toby Is Telling Me He Wants Dinner An Hour Early

Toby Is Telling Me He Wants Dinner An Hour Early

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toby has an air of superiority about him blended with cuteness that makes me just want to obey

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#57

One Of These Things Are Not Like The Other

One Of These Things Are Not Like The Other

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#58

I Guess This Belongs Here, Just Look How Happy He Is, Cone Of Gatherings

I Guess This Belongs Here, Just Look How Happy He Is, Cone Of Gatherings

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#59

I Got Glasses And He’s Been Staring At Me Like This For 20 Minutes

I Got Glasses And He’s Been Staring At Me Like This For 20 Minutes

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#60

She Looks At Me Like This While I Work

She Looks At Me Like This While I Work

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that would be distracting. Throw a few nose-whines in and I'd never get anything done!

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#61

Hi. I Just Got Back From The Groomers An Hour Ago

Hi. I Just Got Back From The Groomers An Hour Ago

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#62

When You Spend The Night At A Friend's House And They Don't Give You A Blanket

When You Spend The Night At A Friend's House And They Don't Give You A Blanket

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#63

Caught Her Mid-Yawn. Not Sure If She Needed To Be Exercised Or Exorcised

Caught Her Mid-Yawn. Not Sure If She Needed To Be Exercised Or Exorcised

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#64

This Is Pirate. Pirate Somehow Managed To Eat An Entire Pair Of Jeans. Pirate Is Fine

This Is Pirate. Pirate Somehow Managed To Eat An Entire Pair Of Jeans. Pirate Is Fine

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#66

I’ve Been Away From Home For A Month And My Brother Sends Me This Picture Of My Dog, Sally

I’ve Been Away From Home For A Month And My Brother Sends Me This Picture Of My Dog, Sally

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#67

We Just Want To Make Sure You're Still Breathing In There."

We Just Want To Make Sure You're Still Breathing In There."

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#68

So My German X Belgian Shepherd, Realised After 11 Years He Can "Shut The Blinds"

So My German X Belgian Shepherd, Realised After 11 Years He Can "Shut The Blinds"

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#69

Potato Got 100 Tennis Balls For Her Birthday. They Had A Good Time

Potato Got 100 Tennis Balls For Her Birthday. They Had A Good Time

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#70

The Continued Saga Of Toe Muncher

The Continued Saga Of Toe Muncher

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read one time in the local rag that a man didn't realize he had diabetes... Until he saw his gangrene toe in his dog's mouth. Hope you weren't eating your breakfast while reading that...

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Everyone Calls My Dog Ugly But I Love Him To Death

Everyone Calls My Dog Ugly But I Love Him To Death

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#74

Massaged My Dog... I Think I Broke Her

Massaged My Dog... I Think I Broke Her

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#75

A Photo Of My Sister's Dog Having The Time Of His Life

A Photo Of My Sister's Dog Having The Time Of His Life

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#76

Every Time I Want To Poop She Cries Until I Let Her In Then She Silently Watches Me In The Corner

Every Time I Want To Poop She Cries Until I Let Her In Then She Silently Watches Me In The Corner

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read that dogs look at you when they poo because, you are in their pack and doing their business leaves them vulnerable, so they are looking to you to keep them safe, to alert them to any danger... So maybe your doggo is like.. "Don'worry moma I gut yor back"

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Mystery: Who Was So Smart They Chewed Through A Canvas Bag And Ate A Whole Tube Of Magenta Oil Paint? I'll Give You 30 Guesses

Mystery: Who Was So Smart They Chewed Through A Canvas Bag And Ate A Whole Tube Of Magenta Oil Paint? I'll Give You 30 Guesses

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#80

She’s Pouting That I Won’t Let Her Go Play Outside In Hurricane Ian…

She’s Pouting That I Won’t Let Her Go Play Outside In Hurricane Ian…

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#82

This Is How She Protests When She Can't Have Our Food

This Is How She Protests When She Can't Have Our Food

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#84

He Sits Like This All The Time. I Have No Idea What’s Wrong With Him

He Sits Like This All The Time. I Have No Idea What’s Wrong With Him

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#85

He Fell Asleep In The Rain Today

He Fell Asleep In The Rain Today

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#86

The Way My Dog Lays Down

The Way My Dog Lays Down

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um.. Floofa.. Baby.. You are doing it a little bit wrong.. But its okay, you do you..

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#87

I Moved In With My Fiancé And His Dog… I Think He’s Mine Now

I Moved In With My Fiancé And His Dog… I Think He’s Mine Now

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#88

Sus Activity In The Neighborhood

Sus Activity In The Neighborhood

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#89

Sometimes When She Wakes Up From A Nap, Her Mouth Is Crooked. Usually A Yawn Fixes It, But For Just A Few Seconds, She Stares At Me With This Incredibly Awkward Expression

Sometimes When She Wakes Up From A Nap, Her Mouth Is Crooked. Usually A Yawn Fixes It, But For Just A Few Seconds, She Stares At Me With This Incredibly Awkward Expression

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#91

She Jumped The Gun On The New Doggie Door Installation

She Jumped The Gun On The New Doggie Door Installation

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#92

She Likes To Look Me In The Eyes, I Think

She Likes To Look Me In The Eyes, I Think

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#93

This Is My Dog Badger, She Has A Llama Neck

This Is My Dog Badger, She Has A Llama Neck

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#94

"The Answer Is Yes, The Ridgeback Was Developed In Africa To Corner And Hold Big Game Prey, Such As Lions, Bears, And Boar."

"The Answer Is Yes, The Ridgeback Was Developed In Africa To Corner And Hold Big Game Prey, Such As Lions, Bears, And Boar."

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#95

Got This Build-Your-Own Dog Kit, But I Think I Screwed The Head On Wrong…

Got This Build-Your-Own Dog Kit, But I Think I Screwed The Head On Wrong…

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#96

I Really Think This Doesn’t Need A Caption But I Can’t Post It Without One

I Really Think This Doesn’t Need A Caption But I Can’t Post It Without One

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#97

We Recently Got Our Engagement Photos Taken. Unfortunately, We Had To Bring My Fiancee's...special Dog With Us

We Recently Got Our Engagement Photos Taken. Unfortunately, We Had To Bring My Fiancee's...special Dog With Us

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JMC5003
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh oh. I hope OP plays nice and remembers that "Fiancee's... special dog" was there first. Seems like a good pupper putting an their best smile!

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#98

This Is Coco. She Never Allows Me To Get A Cute Photo Of Her, But Atleast She's Happy (I Think)!

This Is Coco. She Never Allows Me To Get A Cute Photo Of Her, But Atleast She's Happy (I Think)!

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#99

Oh, Hello. I Didn't See You There. I Hope You're Having A Good Morning

Oh, Hello. I Didn't See You There. I Hope You're Having A Good Morning

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#100

How He Sleeps Knowing He Never Has To Work A Day In His Life

How He Sleeps Knowing He Never Has To Work A Day In His Life

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#101

She Wasn’t Ready To Get Out Of The Car

She Wasn’t Ready To Get Out Of The Car

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JMC5003
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me the longest time to see the little nose sticking out from under the seat cover. Smart dog! Very effective hiding place!

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#102

My View From The Bathroom

My View From The Bathroom

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on Max, not yet, but soon, we will end them and get the treats

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Bleppy

Bleppy

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#104

Sometimes I Get Woken Up To My Hand Being Eaten

Sometimes I Get Woken Up To My Hand Being Eaten

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#105

Doggo Wanted To Drive To The Beach, Had To Spend 20 Mins Explaining To Him He’s Not A Human And Doesn’t Have Thumbs To Change Gears

Doggo Wanted To Drive To The Beach, Had To Spend 20 Mins Explaining To Him He’s Not A Human And Doesn’t Have Thumbs To Change Gears

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha i thought i was the only one who has 2 keep explaining 2 my doggo the "NO THUMBS" thing🤣

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#106

Don't Ask Me, Because I Have No Answers

Don't Ask Me, Because I Have No Answers

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#107

My Friend Told Me That My Dog Looks Like Baphomet When He Sits On My Lap

My Friend Told Me That My Dog Looks Like Baphomet When He Sits On My Lap

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#108

Tasty Hooman

Tasty Hooman

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Eline
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No no hooman, you're not tasty, but are these some crumbs on your hand? Nom nom...you should learn how to eat"

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