“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)
Let’s give a big round of a-paws for the goodest boys and girls and the absolute best friends humans can ask for, our dogs! Besides being the most loveable and loving animals ever, doggos also cheer us up with their goofy antics and entertain us by simply being their silly and kooky selves. Unlike our cat overlords, they are not the most elegant, sophisticated, and cultured four-legged friends out there. But let’s face it, it’s all part of their charm.
Here at Bored Panda, we can never get enough of these crazy pooches and their unprecedented levels of derpiness. And thanks to the corner of Reddit known as 'What's Wrong With Your Dog', we never have to. This online community is a safe place for dog owners to share possibly the funniest moments of our pals "malfunctioning", all grace evaporated in front of the camera's flash.
To show you just how easily these cuddly critters can overwhelm your heart with pure joy, we’ve created this wholesome homage to our canine companions acting too weird for words. Scroll down to check them all out — they’re bound to brighten your day tremendously. Be sure to upvote your favorites and then visit our earlier pieces on the subreddit here, here, and here.
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I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All
I love dogs in love. When I was a kid we had a cairn terrier, Ricky, that was madly in love with my grandparent’s dog Buffy, a sweet, fat poodle. We lived three hours away, but if you said, “Are you ready to go see Buffy?” he would shriek with joy and sprint to the car. Once there he would follow her literally everywhere, and always lie with his chin on her when they rested. She merely tolerated him, but his love never waned. 💗
This is one of my faves. It makes me smile every time I see it!
Such A Good Boy!
Rotties are great- despite stereotypes and appearances they’re some of the gentlest and affectionate dogs I’ve been around
They act the same way as their owner: angry owner = angry dog. Or laying down
Load More Replies...Would have thought it was a game. Hopefully this rottie found a good home after this.
I´m not so sure - looks like a guilty conscience to me. Bet he nicked a whole bunch of cookies the night before and is now surprised that his whole pack takes the fall. Hope he gets a save home and lots of cuddles to keep him in line and pardon his occasional slips...
Load More Replies...Defeat
I think we should 'paws" for your clever remark..
Load More Replies...Maybe he'll enjoy a treat now and a toy when footsie is well again! 🥰🐶
Load More Replies...Yes, though I couldn't leave my dog with someone else if he was in that condition anyway. The cuddling would be a bonus. So grateful for home-working and being able to have dogs!
Load More Replies...Laughter is the best antidote for stress, and when it comes to our beloved four-legged companions, you can count on daily giggles. There’s just something about these cuddly pooches that gives us immeasurable amounts of love and care in our lives (and some pretty hilarious moments too!) Besides being the most adorable furballs on the planet, they give us comfort by staying by our side no matter what, and they conquer our hearts by never passing up an opportunity to make us smile.
"I think dogs are so special to us because they're non-judgemental and always there for us," a qualified animal behaviorist Kate Mornement, Ph.D., told Bored Panda in an email. Specializing in companion and captive animal behavior, training and education, Kate strives to help people better understand creatures living under their care, so she was more than happy to share some insights into goofy dog behavior.
According to Kate, dogs are always so happy to see us and spend time with us. "I think we're fascinated with them because of their adorable antics, personality and behavior and because they live in the moment," the founder of the consultancy Pets Behaving Badly said.
What's Wrong With Ur Badass Dog
My brother-in-law's lab/pit mix loved his stuffed animals, I usually bought him something at the local thrift store, teddies or whatever but one week after he had destroyed the last toy, the only stuffie big enough was a pink bunny. Buster was overjoyed but my brother-in-law was highly offended to see him carrying a large pink bunny
BIL will be aiight. the doggo is the most important entity in this scenario.
Load More Replies...My German shepherd does this. Can't go outside without one of his many stuffies.
Bodyguard. Lots of dogs do it. Gotta have someone to take care of. Love them for that, not many - any - animal will do that for ya.
Magic Pie Bush
My cat does this too. Any place he's ever found a tasty forbidden snack (generally human food not yet put away) must be checked periodically to see if it has produced more bounty.
I’d start putting cat treats in those areas occasionally XD I also usually share a sliver of my lunch with my cats (if it’s cat-safe food) and now they’ve “trained” themselves to sit and stare at me whenever I eat lunch. On days when I can’t share the food with them, everyone is sad XD
Load More Replies...you really need to plant a half a pie in that bush once in a while so Dusty gets rewarded for his perseverance
My dad would fix himself a Smithfield ham sandwich for lunch every day and one day he gave our cat a tiny piece of the ham, which was kept in aluminum foil. Wasn't long before she started showing up every time somebody unwrapped anything that was kept in foil.
Haha yeah that's another one. All cans must be cat food tins. He comes running, poor thing.
Load More Replies...I haven't seen this pic for a few months and it's great to see Dusty looking for the magic pie bush again!
As I mentioned in the comments of the previous post, I am a pet sitter. I have told strangers about the Magic Pie Bush, when walking clients dogs (and one time with my mom and no dogs). Some of them got the reference, or at least picked up on what I meant. Some did not. Dog owners (at least dog owners who have dogs who do this) just know.
My own wee dog has her own version of the Magic Pie Bush. Hers, unfortunately, was the Magic Chocolate Bar Bush. She was most put out when I grabbed that away from her (it was unwrapped!). She always goes to have a look though... just in case.
Load More Replies...You should surprise him one dsy with more hidden pie, so he knows that the continued checking was worth it!
Same with my dog, except it was a croissant. I still can't stop wondering why on earth there was a random croissant there under a pile of grass clippings. And Oscar didn't even want it! Just dug it up, had a sniff and walked off!
My confusion about this phenomenon (if you can call it that) is: why are people throwing away half or whole pies? Why are people throwing away (as in literally, in shrubbery, not a wheelie bin that got knocked over in the driveway before the garbage truck came on garbage day) so much perfectly good (before it was thrown away, obviously) food? It is quite disturbing and upsetting to think about that much wastage.
Same Bro
when i realize that i have to go back into function mode after a day out
My disabled puppy does this when we try to get him in the car after his weekly puppy playgroups. He runs just fine for 30 minutes, then suddenly, he’s unable to walk when it’s time to go in the car XD
When my dog realises we're on our way home she just sits down and cannot be budged.
When asked about the reasons our dogs seem like they "malfunctioned" by striking weird poses of simply being their goofy selves, Kate explained that our furry friends can be weird and total dorks sometimes.
From dogs who roll around in the grass like there’s no tomorrow to pooches who figure out the strangest ways to get the most pets from passers, there's no shortage of kooky behaviors they express.
Kate mentioned some of the most common ones: "Some dogs sleep in bizarre positions or appear to malfunction when they get the zoomies. Sometimes odd behavior can be caused by a serious health or medical issue so it's important to have your dog checked by a vet if their behavior suddenly changes."
S T I C K
Good Doggo Collected All The Balls And A Bonus Stick 12/10
when it's 12 am and your mom catches you with snacks so you stuff them in your mouth all at once:
There's a world record for this. 6 standerd tennis balls in mouth at once
Can someone explain which time is 12 am bc it’s 11 pm then it’s suddenly 12 am and I’m really confused bc isnt 12 am after 1 am not before someone help 💀💀💀
I got you, breaux. 12 am is Noon, and 12 pm is Midnight. Then 12:01am comes after midnight, it switches from pm to am, being early morning then. Hope this helps.
Load More Replies...This Weirdo's Figured Out That Sitting Here Gets Her The Most Pets From Passers-By
This lovely big cuddly doggie is not a ‘weirdo’ in my opinion, just gorgeous.
It’s easy to see why their funny antics are so entertaining, and the pups themselves look like they’re having fun. But animal behaviorist Kate pointed out that this seemingly derpy, dorky, and foolish behavior can also be a sign that’s something amiss.
"If you notice your dog becoming clumsy and knocking into things or they're pressing their head up against a wall or chasing their tail or shadows/reflections it suggests they may have an underlying issue. Take them to the vet for a check-up," Kate warned. Moreover, it’s important to tighten the bond with your pet and understand what is normal for your dog so you can pick up the subtle signs that your dog is unwell.
Found In The Wild, Couldn't Restist Posting
...and oddly specific - How many times has Chrissy already been successful with insurance fraud?
Load More Replies...That sign has seen things. Felt things. Has been folded and repaired. Those people run out of treats frequently.
Man, that dog has an altogether sad life. ‘Walk on by’ if she’s laying on the road? So don’t move her out of danger? Also how long have they been out of treats if it’s written on a sign? Do they ever intend buying more? Poor little dog.
Sorry, Not Sorry
I would but... the cuteness.... it's too powerful
Load More Replies...Back in 2011, my parent's Jack Russell Terrier snuck out of the house to go on a trip of his own. He came back all green as well, not because he rolled in grass, but because he rolled around in cow poop that was plentiful in the farmers fields surrounding our neighborhood at the time.
Load More Replies...*upvote if you get the reference. Sorry not sorry for my grass green hide/ Don't worry, don't worry, don't bring out the Tide
Sus
Or, hear me out, a dog toy, that is absolutely fine for him to destroy. Crazy concept I know. /s
Load More Replies...This is picture proof why training your dog is incredibly important!!!! The reason I am commenting this is because I am a pet sitter and very much appreciate when my clients have taken the time to train their dogs, properly (meaning not half-ars*ed!). It makes my job easier! It also makes the dog owners' life easier.
And eventually the life of the dog easier and possibly even longer (knows not to run out in the street for example)
Load More Replies...I'm not sure if that's shame on their face or if it's disappointment because they can no longer reach their favorite chew toys.
It's a puppy, so won't be much longer before it can literally play Jenga with those (pull one and the rest come with it).
Load More Replies...The rack is pretty top heavy. Hope the doggy doesn't reach for a shoe and get concked on the noggin.
My dog destroyed high cost italian to walmart shoes.... ready? 31 pair... not anybodies just mine.
We have always used tabasco for pups who want to shew shoes. When the first shew happen, we say no and get the pup out of the hall. Then we put tabasco on the shoe that were shewed on. After that the pup can go to the hall again. It has never failed that they have started to shew again, just to get the tabasco flavour. And no pup during our almost 30 years of dogs around the house has ever shewed any more shoes. And yes. Tabasco is strong. That is the whole point. It stings for a minute, but the pup don't get humans that get angry and shew him up over and over again.
My mother tried Tabasco on wood chair arms that a puppy she had at the time liked to chew on. The little furry brat decided she loved the stuff. :)
Load More Replies...One of the dangers of our dogs’ adorable looks is that we may misclassify some of their behaviors as sweet when they actually pose a threat to their health and well-being. This can lead to problems if not addressed, so it’s important for owners to stay alert.
"Common dog behavior we tend to see as cute include jumping up and mouthing in puppies," Kate told us. "This becomes problematic when dogs grow into adults, especially the larger breeds, as it can hurt being jumped on or mouthed by a 30kg dog!"
"Another cute behavior people often laugh at is when dogs steal things they shouldn't have. This problem should be addressed early though to prevent resource guarding," Kate added.
Soot Sprite
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No, Detective, I have no clue who took the chicken. *points to rapidly escaping cat* Maybe that was the culprit?
Poor dog. This is the 15th time the same car has passed by blaring "Walk Like An Egyptian" out its windows after discovering the dog does this in response.
Dog Has Her Own Bed. Woke Up To See We Were Sharing A Pillow
One of the most special things in life.. Sharing a sleep pillow with a dog.
When we got our girl we got her the most adorable little pink bed that came with a throw blanket and stuffed bone. She came and got us, pulled the blanket and bone off the bed, and proceeded to pee all over it. Then she grabbed the blanket and bone and took them to our bed! She's been there ever since and when the day comes that she isn't, I probably won't be able to sleep there anymore. Even when the dog farts wake me up (they're heinous) I still cuddle my little terror.
It's great! I never get tired of waking up like this
Load More Replies...lol my golden wakes me up to this almost every morning! He jumps up after the hubby leaves for work at 3am LOL
Snoring is also a behavior you might want to examine more deeply. Even though we all love to be startled by our sleeping doggos suddenly barking, howling, or twitching as they’re dreaming about taunting your cat, it may be a sign of an underlying health problem.
"Loud snoring can indicate compromised airways making breathing difficult. This issue is especially common in brachycephalic (short-faced) breeds. Owners of dogs who snore loudly should have this checked by their vet to see whether something can be done to improve their breathing," Kate told us.
Tick Tock Clarice
Counfy Pillow
i see what you did there.... I see you I I
Load More Replies...So you know how cats can have dreams where they are hunting prey and they act out the scenario in their sleep...?
Well, I am sure his little kitty cheeks are snuggly and warm now. And so is someone else. Somewhere else.
I do! Please Neuter your dog. Or spay them, if they are female. Simple response.
Load More Replies...This Happened In My Front Yard This Morning…. I Have So Many Questions
When the hydrant is the closest source to get that extra viewing distance....
To get to know your furry friend better, animal expert Kate advised you to observe their behavior and take note of what things and activities your pet enjoys tremendously. "Most dog breeds were originally developed to do a particular job. Although most dogs no longer need to perform those jobs these days, many still retain the desires and instinct to perform jobs such as herding, retrieving and guarding as well as normal canine behaviors (e.g. digging, sniffing, barking, etc.)"
"Try to provide daily appropriate opportunities for these activities. Every dog has an individual personality, their own likes and dislikes. Providing for the needs of your individual dog can help them feel happier and less stressed," Kate concluded.
Like A Magic Trick
It seems that I may have gotten myself stuck in an unfortunate position. Some assistance, please.
It looks like a Great Dane. They are great goofy sweethearts.So this is definitely within a Dane's behavior
Load More Replies...My Dogs Beauty Is Sometimes Hard To Capture On Camera
Can't you tell your animals apart? That's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbil-Possum. Beautiful.
Load More Replies...Looks like me after doing my makeup and saying to myself I look good
Doggo: So You Are Getting Married... Lmao
I was going to say the same thing.. beautiful vintage looking lace dress.
Load More Replies...You can also tell the bride is happy to be marrying into the family. It looks like a lovely match to me.
Load More Replies...groom trying not to laugh; bride is like, f**k it, this s**t funny af. 🤣🤣🤣
I Specifically Chose This Park Because There Is No Water Feature
I shall always find a way to get abysmally filthy, foolish mortal
My pug once led an entire litter of puppies into a mud bog at the dog park. They were fawn when they went in… These were NOT HIS PUPPIES. He was being that bad influence cool friend of the family.
Load More Replies...haha my dogs are scared of water, I have a doberman mutt and German shepherd mutt. We have to force them to take baths and I feel so bad but they get stinky
Load More Replies...idk why but I thought it was a tiny Godzilla in a puddle, now I got my glasses on, its a doggo
Taste The Rainbow
Just Getting Some Fresh Air, Nbd
And that was the day that the owners of the house decided to: 1) train their dog better/take it to doggy daycare so it doesn't get bored and destroy the whole house, and/or 2) purchase metal window screens (which may not be necessary if they do number one first) so that the house isn't full of wasps or mosquitos or who knows what other stuff people usually prefer stay outside of their home
Can people please stop downvoting Epona, they are only being helpful and know what they're talking about
Load More Replies...She knows she's busted. That look says "I'll give you 3 bones I got stashed away if you delete the evidence."
naw, that look says "snitches get stitches, keith. you already been told once to mind ya own gawddamn business. you might wanna listen frfr..."
If your neighbor hadn't taken a picture, you'd never had believed it in a million years! 😅
Seriously. This Is How He Sits. All. The. Time
It's very cute, but also maybe check if all is well with his a**l glands
Upvoting because that's important! (I'm not a vet. I've got two vet tech friends)
Load More Replies...Is this one of the new dog breeds in AKC? Can’t remember the name, just read about it this morning.
Just went to the Reddit link under the lower left corner of the picture and according to the comments there this dog is a Mudi. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudi
Load More Replies...This is actually really interesting! If not taught do something in a particular way, then how do we choose to do it? The generations of indoctrination gets lost if we just skip one. Don’t know if this particular sweetheart went to soon from other dogs, but I have seen the most 🤯 behaviours come out when different species are born and grow up together.
Will He Stay Like This Forever?
Just give him a f***y pack and it's the doge version of Dwayne Johnson!
1 : why did bp edit f***y? 2: thank for the laugh!
Load More Replies...It's giving that one photo of the rock. You know which one I'm talking about.
Reminds me in thw beginning of the movie Grease when a girl put on a turtle neck and became a giraffe. Oh no one knows what I'm talking about. Coo, coo
I know what you're talking about! I like that sequence! Mainly for the song, but the animation is neat too. The girl (woman, technically, semantics) in question is Rizzo, played by Stockard Channing, for those who don't know. She was 33 at the time, the oldest of the "teens" in the cast. I'm 40 and I like that movie, not the sexism of the male part of Summer Nights but I like some of the other parts. RIP Olivia Newton-John.
Load More Replies...Most of them have baboon butts from all the time they spent in cages as racers.. I think it's cute
Load More Replies...I Have No Words
Can confirm. My old girl had to have a minimum of three toys in her jaws at any time. Current puppy is only half GSD, but the genes are stronk.
Load More Replies...Guess Who Tripped Me
I had a photo like this with my cat snuggling my big toe wrapped up cause she tripped me and I broke it. They know.
Load More Replies...Still healing from a fractured big toe (3 places) that needed surgery to properly set it. Six weeks with pins holding the pieces together...good thing my little attacker is cute and I love him.
I broke my foot when my dog ran in front of my bike and I had to crash so I wouldn't hit her. I feel your pain :)
I'm sorry! That was brave, at least you saved your dog!
Load More Replies...My dogs follow me around like toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Cure, but dangerous.
Wut ?
“We shall chase the ball whatever the cost may be; we shall chase it on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills.”
Load More Replies...2 types of people when thier mom promises ice cream but pulls up to the dentist
The golden is just like, "Hehe, he's always so dramatic and ready for a fight. Smh "
I thought the same thing. I should have looked at the comments before I commented. It looked like a stone gargoyle to me. It took a sec to recognize it as a dog.
Load More Replies...My Old Bulldog Compared To My New. I Thought The Old Had Attitude. Lord Help Me
Dog 1: "You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married." Dog 2: "Oi mate, stand in my sun and I'll throw ya off the flat earth!"
"It's time for your annual review Higgins, and things are not looking favorable".
Ever heard of grumpy cat, make way, here's grumpy dog. I would but I don't want to
Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting! Yes, very distinguished!
1) This is MY chair. I dare you to try and move me. 2) Oof, the day I've had...
Shoutout To The Time I Wanted To Take A Beautiful Photo Of The Landscape And My Dog Just Went
Honestly, this photo is way better with the dog in it!!! That smile just made my day!!!
I Didn’t Get The Job I Wanted So My Dog Ate My Rejection Letter
Sometimes when I get a letter or anything else on paper that makes me angry, I throw it in the rat cage. Free nesting material!
Too cute! I've been thinking about getting rats, about how much does it cost you annually (including toys and extras for them)
Load More Replies...That One Time We Bought Our Dog An Expensive Orthopedic Bed With A Headrest And This Is How He Used It
It maybe that this is how the doggo is supposed to sleep, so the developers employed reverse psychology.
My grandmother gave my dog the exact same bed and he does the exact same thing! Wait, he's also a lab.
Omg same my dog has a slipped disk so we bought the bed for him and he sleeps on the opposite side of the headrest no matter how we flip it
Dream Big
Look mom! I gots no neck just like my friend! WE ARE TWINS!!!
He really thinks he is bigger than that thing, and he is! Dream big doggo <3
Totally Not Guilty
Never underestimate the intestinal power of a Malinois. One of ours ate 20 Marlboroughs without being sick or showing any ill effects. The same dog would regularly eat soda cans and once ate the base of a glass bottle. Never needed a vet trip.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, the Malinois. They only have two states, crazy and EXTRA crazy. No off switch hahahaha. | In all seriousness though, Mals need a looooot of training and preferably a job/active hobby to keep them physically and mentally stimulated so they don't start becoming destructive. Source: I'm a K9 handler
It drives me insane when people meet our well-behaved Malinois and say they want one. They have no idea how much work (and a good pinch of luck) goes into having a stable and social Malinois.
Load More Replies...Maybe use chicken wire or something else less indestructible than plastic? Or train the dog not to do whatever it is that necessitated the plastic being there in the first place. Have I mentioned that I am a pet sitter and really like when pet owners choose to train their dog properly? I am curious as to why the dog chewed through this stuff. Boredom?
Maybe not worry about it? No, didn't read the memo about how much of an "expert" you are.
Load More Replies...She Likes To Watch The Fishes
Exactly. Make her a better viewing place for her puppy TV.
Load More Replies...She knows the Periodic Table by heart, so now she's focusing on those little fishes.
Our Whippie Puppy Has Different Style For Every Mood
Upvote for my favourite new collective noun, 'a wealth of memes'
Load More Replies...I love it! Noodlehorses are delightful beasts (the word beasts used in a loving way here, I promise!).
Noodlehorses! Love it. We just call them pointies (because of the noses)
Load More Replies...Fantastic group of photos - very expressive ears! Reminds of what horses do with their ears.
Dog vs. Wave
Mind Your Own Goddamn Business Keith
I need to learn how to look like that for annoying coworkers
Load More Replies...They are the embodiment of that poster... Doggy style... No.. Not that..never mind.
I understood that you meant style as in flair. Not something else.
Load More Replies...I Promise He's Not A Kangaroo... Well, I'm Pretty Sure
you know, i would get a dna test. just to check on things, ya know?
"I just got back from vacation in Australia. Ugliest dogs I ever met, but boy, can they move! You gotta try this!"
Dragged His Bed In Here To Put On His Best Starving Puppy Act While I Cook (The Tile Is Too Cold For His Royal Hiney
If you have a longdog of any kind, you will find yourself saying that at least once a day
Load More Replies...He has the expression of the Virgin Mary from the Renaissance paintings.....
This looks like that pic of the gymnast standing on the tops of her toes!! Has anyone seen that?
Do yo mean like a ballerina, 'en pointe'? They wear special shoes to protect their toes when they do that.
Load More Replies...The Look My Best Friend’s Dog Gives Him When He Realises He’s At The Vets And Not At The Park
Steve, we can talk about this in a more peaceful location. But for now, I give you about two seconds to turn your pickup AROUND and towards Fuzzypaws Park before something..unpleasant happens.
The Assassination Of Julius Caesar By Brutus- 44 Bce
They're recreating the moment Sid the sloth pretended Diego ate him to escape the Rhino's
Is it just me or does it seem like the Husky (I think) probably did that to tell the Chihuahua to back off? Because, as a lot of small dogs are wont to do, the Chihuahua was likely pestering the Husky, with its small dog...exuberance. Although Huskies are also loud and exuberant, just in a larger package. Maybe it was just a gentle bite, as a warning. It looks like they get along, for the most part anyway
Yes! this snap shot is after 2 hours of constant yapping and nipping at the Huskys face. Only for the Chihuahua to scream blue murder when the Husky RESTS HIS CHIN on his back.
Load More Replies...dannmmmmmmggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllll
Doggo Doesn't Get It
Technically, he's following the rules. They never said what the water should be used for.
I've heard they soak up much more liquid if you submerge their bottoms in the bowl of water.
"Honey, The Dog's Walking On The Wall Again.."
He Stole A Stale Baguette I Was Saving To Make Breadcrumbs And He's Been Carrying It Around For Three Days
If he can't have French Onion Soup, no one can have French Onion Soup
He's not letting that one go, keeps his paw on it at all times.
one year one of my dogs a ate the net off the turkey on Thanksgiving! It was only the net... not the turkey
Load More Replies...I mean, baguette also means "magic stick" in french, maybe he speak several languages.....
So it's a magic stick to go with the magic pie, if there's another magic pie.
Load More Replies...Freinds, forever. Enjoring the beautiful backyard view with arms around each other.
Rotisserie Style Naps
Did you protect this beauty Queens modesty on purpose? If you did, a half of me wants to roll my eyes and blush.. But mostly I understand your love and respect for the fur baby and want to slow clap your actions
It's a female, so the need for protecting modesty isn't as strong, in my opinion, as if it were a male dog. Particularly an unneutered one. Also, why would a human blush at seeing a female dogs' genitals (or a male dogs' genitals, or any other non-human animals' genitals)? I don't mean that to sound rude, I'm just confused
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, I think you may have misunderstood the IKEA assembly instructions
Ruff Day
After a hard day at the treat factory, I'll just rest my tired tongue on this cool floor
What’s wrong with the dogs eyes ? It sort’a looks like cherry eye, but at the same time doesn’t.
We Got Him A Stand So He Wouldn’t Have To Bend Down So Much While Eating. Yeah, About That…
I've heard that those stands aren't good for them, it isn't the way they naturally eat, something like that. It's bad for their digestion?
Correct. For most dogs, unless they have spinal issues, then feeding on the ground is much safer. Feeding from a stand increases the chances of intestinal bloat, which is an extreme emergency and frequently fatal.
Load More Replies...It's my understanding that unless your pooch is old and arthritic, these really aren't necessary.
Not according to my vet. The opposite, actually. My vet said that it was better for them, and helped with digestion. And it definitely has helped. Only, I decided that all the stands were ridiculously overpriced, so I went to the hardware store and bought a plant stand for less than $15...works like a charm. And her water fountain sits on a step stool with a towel over it.
Load More Replies...I have never ever seen neither canine nor feline no matter what kind domesticated or wild drag up a pray on a rock or log in order to be able to eat it without what ever pain the are in. Obviously this dog doesn’t need what you are trying to present to him. And for what it’s worth the construction made it worse for him to eat. 👎🏼
Hint. Measure out the bowl put in a stopper bar o keep bowl full right. Pup needs paws on the non skid mat but as he ears bowl moves away. Problem cured by adding something to stop bowl from sliding around. Two large screw bolts would work.
Max Usually Is Really Well Behaved. Him And My Nephew Are Still Friends
I read this comment after reading the initial poster's username and it made the joke even better.
Load More Replies...Aagghhhhhh!!! This won the Internet today hahaha!!!! Spat my tea out laughing! This photo has to make an appearance on the kids 18th..and 21st..and wedding days lmao
My Dog Found A Cigar My Dad Accidentally Left Out And Walked Up To Me Like This
That is a Shih Zhu (I think), how low was the table that the cigar was left on that it was that accessible? Why would a dog find the smell of a cigar at all appealing...oh wait, most dogs love the smell of gross things! How could I forget? Why do people leave the things they don't want their dog/s do get into so accessible and then get upset that the dog got into those things? Dogs AND their owners need a lot of training sometimes! They make cabinet locks to prevent children from accessing cleaning supplies under the kitchen sink. Pet owners can also use them for preventing the pet having access to the garbage. This is an avoidable issue! I'll stop ranting now. Sorry.
My Dog Has Started Laying Down Like A Person
This Little Weirdo’s Idea Of Comfort
Oh, I like the throw blanket! So decorative! It even has a doggie head attached!
Blursed Alien
In a few hours it's gonna burst through your ribcage, and you're gonna die. Species: Xenomorph XX121 Other Names: Stage 2 Xenomorph
Does Anyone Have The Assembly Instructions? I Don’t Think He’s Supposed To Look Like That…
Russian Hunting Sighthound. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
Load More Replies...That HAS to be a Borzoi! Long limbs plus curly fur plus absolute derpiness XD
According to the Reddit post it is a Borzoi. Beautiful noodlehorse! Noodlehorse is an affectionate nickname for all dog breeds that have long snouts and tall/long bodies. Greyhounds, Whippets, Salukis, Borzoi, Silken Windhound (which is a delightfully whimsical choice of words for a dog breed name, in my opinion! I love them!) and other similar breeds would be considered noodlehorses. Windhound sounds like a totally made-up fantasy species name that you would read in a Terry Pratchett book or a JRR Tolkien book or something in the Chronicles of Prydain (The Black Cauldron, by Lloyd Alexander, turned into a Disney movie). But they are a real breed of real life dogs! Really bendy dogs! Really really bendy dogs!
I laughed for days when I found that greyhound in German is windhund. Because greyhounds are notorious for farting
Load More Replies...Toby Is Telling Me He Wants Dinner An Hour Early
Toby has an air of superiority about him blended with cuteness that makes me just want to obey
I was expecting an Airedale Terrier based on the head. Then I fully scrolled down lol.
I think he's telling you that if he doesn't get what he wants right this instance, you won't have another second of your life to think about saying anything else! 🤣
Daylight savings time affects us all a lot more than we want to admit....
One Of These Things Are Not Like The Other
I don't want to be that person to point it out but it's obviously the one on the left because he is grey whereas the other two are brown
Day 322: They still think I'm one of them but stripey seems to have some suspitions
Me too! My cat would probably ignore it though. She prefers to sit on boxes or any random thing that falls on the floor.
Load More Replies...I Guess This Belongs Here, Just Look How Happy He Is, Cone Of Gatherings
I Got Glasses And He’s Been Staring At Me Like This For 20 Minutes
Yes, you smell the same, but why do you look different???
Load More Replies...Hear me out... what if the dog always looked at you like this, but you couldn't see his face clearly enough before?
I got rid of glasses after 65 years, and my brothers both think I look creepy, and this is the sort of look I get from them, like, "You look awfully familiar, but I can't place you."
Ha! I used one of those pore strips across my nose last night and I got a few sideways looks from my dogs.
She Looks At Me Like This While I Work
Sorry boss I can't come in for the next...well, I don't know how many days. My dog has just started sucking in his lip & is too adorable and funny for me to get anything done, ever again
"Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too..."
Hi. I Just Got Back From The Groomers An Hour Ago
Some people just don't understand style, right? Smh.
Load More Replies...Apart from the cute boop splodge of naughtiness... That is one really good looking hair cut and groom your people have skills
My new "friend" likes beards they said it makes me look sexy, oh can I borrow some money I want to get my ear pierced.
When You Spend The Night At A Friend's House And They Don't Give You A Blanket
that looks like my grandma's doberman jake. rip sweetest goodest boy
I miss my die girl. She was the biggest clown of them all.
Load More Replies...Caught Her Mid-Yawn. Not Sure If She Needed To Be Exercised Or Exorcised
This Is Pirate. Pirate Somehow Managed To Eat An Entire Pair Of Jeans. Pirate Is Fine
I think the eye that looks missing is dark brown. But he would still be adorable as you say
Load More Replies...How Many Dogs Does It Take To Answer The Door?
Hi dad, you have been in the toilet for over 20 seconds, are you okay? we just wanted to check
I’ve Been Away From Home For A Month And My Brother Sends Me This Picture Of My Dog, Sally
We Just Want To Make Sure You're Still Breathing In There."
Violets are blue, noses are black, you left like 100 yeras ago, when are you coming back?!?
So My German X Belgian Shepherd, Realised After 11 Years He Can "Shut The Blinds"
Potato Got 100 Tennis Balls For Her Birthday. They Had A Good Time
We buy our dog’s tennis balls in bulk too! It’s much cheaper that way. You can find a box of 100 on eBay for around $30.
Just be careful if you have sandy ground. Sand gets stuck on the surface and it will act like sandpaper on the dogs teeth quickly. Few of my friends had to stop using tennis balls because their dogs had only nubs for teeth, still usable but way too short.
Load More Replies...The Continued Saga Of Toe Muncher
I read one time in the local rag that a man didn't realize he had diabetes... Until he saw his gangrene toe in his dog's mouth. Hope you weren't eating your breakfast while reading that...
oh gosh my kitten does that. I blow in her face then firmly say no, sometimes it works when I just tell her no now! We've had her for around a month
Anyone Else’s Dog Act So Proud When They Dig A Hole
Perfection
According to the Reddit post this was taken from: "He had a stroke at birth which resulted in facial paralysis...he can't close his eyes or blink, his tongue hangs out constantly, and only one of his ears fully developed, but he doesn't know he's any different and he loves life!". Am I really the only one who knows to click on the link at the bottom left corner of the image? Really?!? Here's the Reddit link for anyone who needs it https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/x9165s/comment/inn5c7q/?context=1 *I'm sorry for the rant about the link at the bottom left of the image, it just seems like a whole lot of people on BP don't know about it. I don't mean any offence! I promise! I get that the font is small and a little hard to see, but it is there, usually anyway. **Edit: I may have mistakenly been saying "the bottom right" when talking about the link to the original post above the larger upvote and downvote buttons. I apologise for my mistake. I don't know how I missed that! Bottom left, for those in the back! Left (OK, that one was to remind myself 😋)
Load More Replies...Me with a migraine. One side of my face droops like that (and I don't look cute like the dog!).
hey, I'd recommend seeing a Dr about that. Especially if it a newer thing. I'm pretty sure that is *not* normal
Load More Replies...Everyone Calls My Dog Ugly But I Love Him To Death
To Whoever called that dog ugly, first check in the mirror
Next time someone calls him ugly you tell them they look like the back end of a bus. So there!
Massaged My Dog... I Think I Broke Her
A Photo Of My Sister's Dog Having The Time Of His Life
Here you can see the elusive Golden Doofus in his natural habitat
Haha funny, though it looks more like he's running for his life.
Every Time I Want To Poop She Cries Until I Let Her In Then She Silently Watches Me In The Corner
I read that dogs look at you when they poo because, you are in their pack and doing their business leaves them vulnerable, so they are looking to you to keep them safe, to alert them to any danger... So maybe your doggo is like.. "Don'worry moma I gut yor back"
Thanks now I know something interesting but useless. 😃😃😃
Load More Replies...The Sleep Of A Queen
My Dog Thinks He Can Still Sit On The Console
By that do you mean OP should buy and use one for their dog? If so, I agree. For safety's sake!
Load More Replies...That is so incredibly dangerous. If you have an accident, that dog is going to be a hood ornament. Even if you brake hard, he'll be injured.
Mystery: Who Was So Smart They Chewed Through A Canvas Bag And Ate A Whole Tube Of Magenta Oil Paint? I'll Give You 30 Guesses
She’s Pouting That I Won’t Let Her Go Play Outside In Hurricane Ian…
I have a similar picture of my cat when I wouldn't let her out on the patio in the pouring rain. She stared at me like this for 20 minutes straight. mad-63828a...73415f.jpg
My dogs did the same! Like they know there’s a storm front eh atmospherical difference but they don’t care!
More like: why can't you open the door to the sunny weather? What's wrong with you that you like the horror outside?
Teefs And Feets
but don't look it up on urban dictionary 😱😱😱😱😱
Load More Replies...This Is How She Protests When She Can't Have Our Food
This is the last attempt at not being obvious, for my dog, which falls before the very obvious "talking" begins. I could kill the husband and sons for teaching this to my formerly polite Jimmy dog.
Sleepy Lizard Boy
Gene Simmons, is that you? ........ (For you young 'uns, Simmons is a member of KISS, an 80's Big Hair Metal Rock sorta-kinda all that- the 80's were weird - he is known for a ridiculously long tongue)
He Sits Like This All The Time. I Have No Idea What’s Wrong With Him
I know what you meant, even if it wasn't typed well. Humans do sit like that. However, were bipedal (two legged), so it doesn't look as "strange" when we do it. It looks amusing and perplexing when quadrupeds (four legged) do it. Cows in particular. Like, what? You are not an animal that looks right when sitting like that! They also look ridiculous when they run! They are so large (I'm not fat shaming cows, just to clarify), it looks bizarre.
Load More Replies...I caugt the tail... now what? What more is there in life? is this it? Is life nothing more than a run around yourself and a sudden grab... and it's over? What lies beyond the tailgrab?
He Fell Asleep In The Rain Today
The Way My Dog Lays Down
Um.. Floofa.. Baby.. You are doing it a little bit wrong.. But its okay, you do you..
Tfw someone is taking your picture and you aren't sure what to do with your hands.
I Moved In With My Fiancé And His Dog… I Think He’s Mine Now
Sus Activity In The Neighborhood
Sometimes When She Wakes Up From A Nap, Her Mouth Is Crooked. Usually A Yawn Fixes It, But For Just A Few Seconds, She Stares At Me With This Incredibly Awkward Expression
When He's Super Tired After Walks He Has A Tendency To Wilt
She Jumped The Gun On The New Doggie Door Installation
Or to put the poor baby on a diet. She’s overweight which isn’t good or healthy
Load More Replies...She Likes To Look Me In The Eyes, I Think
This Is My Dog Badger, She Has A Llama Neck
"The Answer Is Yes, The Ridgeback Was Developed In Africa To Corner And Hold Big Game Prey, Such As Lions, Bears, And Boar."
Awwwww!! We had a Ridgeback Pit bull cross, literally the best dog ever! RIP Cashy boy
I used to pet sit a brother and sister who were this breed. They hated water.
Got This Build-Your-Own Dog Kit, But I Think I Screwed The Head On Wrong…
I Really Think This Doesn’t Need A Caption But I Can’t Post It Without One
OOOOOOOWWWWW *screaming intensifies*
Load More Replies..."MOOOOM Debby from next door is doing it again!" "i'm not doing anything. * Muah* "
We Recently Got Our Engagement Photos Taken. Unfortunately, We Had To Bring My Fiancee's...special Dog With Us
Uh oh. I hope OP plays nice and remembers that "Fiancee's... special dog" was there first. Seems like a good pupper putting an their best smile!
OP got ripped to shreds on Reddit for his poorly-executed “joke” of using the word “unfortunately” XD He tries to explain that the dog came from an abusive home, but his justifications fall a little flat.
Load More Replies...I think you misspelt fortunately because they're adorable
This Is Coco. She Never Allows Me To Get A Cute Photo Of Her, But Atleast She's Happy (I Think)!
Oh, Hello. I Didn't See You There. I Hope You're Having A Good Morning
How He Sleeps Knowing He Never Has To Work A Day In His Life
I thought the same before zooming in & seeing bedding in the back...but it’s not in the sun so hooman has failed!
Load More Replies...She Wasn’t Ready To Get Out Of The Car
Even after knowing I was looking for a nose it took me an embarrassingly long time good hiding spot
Took me a few minutes. For anyone who can find the dog, its nose is barely visible next to the right back door handle. Where there is what looks like a pocket in the door. About an inch (as in if you held a ruler up to your monitor, if on a desktop computer or laptop) down from the silver door handle (see the one on the open back left door for reference), Sorry for spoiling it for anyone who wanted to figure it out for themselves. I just know I won't be the only one having trouble. Did I mention my strong eye for detail? If not, see my profile.
My View From The Bathroom
Hold on Max, not yet, but soon, we will end them and get the treats
Bleppy
Sometimes I Get Woken Up To My Hand Being Eaten
Doggo Wanted To Drive To The Beach, Had To Spend 20 Mins Explaining To Him He’s Not A Human And Doesn’t Have Thumbs To Change Gears
hahaha i thought i was the only one who has 2 keep explaining 2 my doggo the "NO THUMBS" thing🤣
Nope. No thumbs has been a point of contention for years in my house.
Load More Replies...You could easily change gears for him....however I think reaching the pedals may be a bit of conundrum
Totally off subject, but I have the exact same car! Same interior color combo and everything. I love my e39🥰
I have the same problem with my littlest cat. He gets in the car, we take him for a drive and he complains bitterly that "we are going the WRONG way" if we aren't going in a South/South East direction. He will get in your lap to get you to go the "right" way. Yes, we know "where" he wants to go.
Don't Ask Me, Because I Have No Answers
My Friend Told Me That My Dog Looks Like Baphomet When He Sits On My Lap
Baphomet sits with his legs crossed. This is clearly Scrappy Doo!
Tasty Hooman
I have no 'bad days' if I see doggy pics like these. So adorable. 🥰
I think this article is incorrectly titled. Bamboozle means to fool or cheat, not just act goofy or confusing. Adorable puppers tho!
To be honest I'm a little bit scared of dogs but these posts were so damn cute!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I'm a little scared, too! These posts help me get more comfortable seeing dogs in a cute way. The only one of these that was scary to me was the dog peeing on a little boy buried in the sand at the beach--otherwise, I loved them!
Load More Replies...This was the most amusing and enjoyable panda articles by far! Great Job!
I have no 'bad days' if I see doggy pics like these. So adorable. 🥰
I think this article is incorrectly titled. Bamboozle means to fool or cheat, not just act goofy or confusing. Adorable puppers tho!
To be honest I'm a little bit scared of dogs but these posts were so damn cute!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I'm a little scared, too! These posts help me get more comfortable seeing dogs in a cute way. The only one of these that was scary to me was the dog peeing on a little boy buried in the sand at the beach--otherwise, I loved them!
Load More Replies...This was the most amusing and enjoyable panda articles by far! Great Job!
